What is the circumference of a circle with a radius of .23 nanometers?
Which came first: The fetus or the mother?
Was that supposed to be unanswerable?
Speaking of which: Is it mellow to be mellowed, but not mellowing in mellow?
Can't you do better than that?
Who threw the tomato?
Then who?
Who let the dogs out then?
What's with all the closed threads?
Who's behind it?
Or could It be you?
How melancholy are your doorways?
Does your home have hallways?
What's a hallway anyway?
Hallway
1 : an entrance hall
2 : corridor
Corridor
1 a: a passageway (as in a hotel or office building) into which compartments or rooms open
b: a place or position in which especially political power is wielded through discussion and deal-making
2: a usu. narrow passageway or route: as a: a narrow strip of land through foreign-held territory
b: a restricted lane for air traffic c: a land path used by migrating animals
3 a: a densely populated strip of land including two or more major cities
b: an area or stretch of land identified by a specific common characteristic or purpose
Alternate definition: "Something my house does not have"
Does your home lack any features normally seen in a home, and if so, what are they?
Is the platypus nature's way of telling us off for being pricks?
Salmon are the pets up there. Right?
Besides, what's a "salmon"?
What names have you used for your pet fish?
How inane is it to be insane while being insane in the membrane inane?
What is your favorite thing to protest?
It is what it is?
Do you get down?
You know?
And, again speaking of which, what the hell does the phrase "what the hell?" even mean?
What about "taking" a pee?
No clue on that one, I consider it to be a perfect example of odd and/or bad grammar that is accepted for no other reason then it's common usage. But I might be wrong.
Mystery or knowledge?
Why do I find cockroaches scarier than alligators?
Do you like cheerios?
Do you like corn flakes?
Got Milk?
What's your roommate like?
Baba Yaga > Wicked Witch of the West?
If you could think about any subject, place, word, item, thing or situation, what would you think about?
Do you pick up and play with random items, even while carrying on a conversation or typing?
What's your favorite type of battery?
What do your hands do while your mind wanders?
Do twins have souls half as big as other people?
Are you an Evil twin?
I'm very angry, but the only door nearby is a revolving door. How can I slam it?
What's the last movie you watched?
What genre of movie do you enjoy the most?
What type of book do you enjoy the most?
What are you currently reading?
What's your favourite SF novel?
Do you like the Sci Fi channel's new name (Sy Fy) or does it sound too much like some dirty act of pheremone crazed furries?
Will the furries* be offended?
*Before I entered the OTT I had no idea what a "furry" is. It's all your fault!
What would you do if you had some Ice 9?
What would you do if you were given Marvin the Paranoid Android as your birthday present?
What is your favorite apocalyptic scenario?
Jean Claude Van Damm or Steven Seagal?
What about the children?
If you had question marks about your head, would they fall on your head because of gravity and crack your skull open, causing fragments of bone to jab your unprotected brain and fluid would ooze at the opening?
How did I get this title under my name?
Who's ass you been smoochin'?
Is that true?
Can I get rid of it?
Would you like to have a tea party right about now?
What kind of tea do you like?
How does the word "incubate" make you feel?
If you could be a bird....
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Who would shot you down in hunting season?
What's the best way to get rid of the blood stains in my basement?
How did you find out about MJ dieing
...Or were you talking about Michael Jackson?
Whats your favorite way to listen to Michal Jackson?
Do you play guitar hero?
Would you play a D&D campain based on a "Halo" shaped world?
Why haven't I?
How did Sony get interested in make game consols?
(And I have an Xbox360 and a Wii, but no Playstation for future refrence)
Do I have to worry about the Red Ring thingy if I bought my Xbox 360 a week ago?
How does this picture make you feel?
I wouldn't know. Probably because they could make money off it?
They acctually were working with Nintendo for a CD adaption for the SNES but it didn't work out so sony made the playstaion.
Do you play Duals of the plainswalkers (on Xbox)?
How does this picture make you feel?
Like playing paintball.
How many times will I get shot?
EDIT: 4 times
My crazy uncle just had a heart attack moments after I posted about him in this thread. Is that a coincidence, or should I stop posting about my family members?
Should I talk about my faimly, or will that make something happen to them?
Why does weird **** like this happen?
Bad things happen to you because your a dumbass.
Are you going to talk about your family now?
Are you trying to get my relatives killed? :P
(EDIT: Dumbass? That came out of nowhere
)Will your family find out about this?
Can we talk about something else now... like flowers?
OH FLOWERS! Ok well....um....Hippys are cool......I think.(?)
Would you kill a hippy if it came at you with a flower?
Who came up with the idea of crushing wheat to see if that could be used to make bread?
Who thought putting flowers in a gun would stop war?
Whoever thought prohibition was a good idea?
Would you pay to see a high-action remake of the Wizard of Oz?
Who would you like to see as Dorothy in the high-action remake of the Wizard of Oz?
If you overturned a rock and found me sitting underneath it, how would you feel?
How can I help the ghost haunting my attic find eternal rest?
Any other ways?
Gills?
The Martian Flying Saucer Abduction Association(MAFAA) offers you a free kidnapping and relocation to Mars of a person of your choice.
Who would it be?
When you see the word 'sake', do you get thirsty?
I've never tried sake, so no.
Are we still the champions?
Where have all the Commies gone?
Who stole my cake?
Why don't we all?
Why did the Dragonborn cross the river?
There's blood all over my new clothes. Should I buy new(er) clothes, or is there a way to clean it off?
Tree or shrub?
Which ArchDevil is the coolest PreReckoning?
Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?
Serenity or the Millennium Falcon?
Wyh cna't I spe/l
Are you wearing your business socks?
Do you like sock puppets?
Captain Planet or Planet Hollywood?
Dwarves or Elves
Who stole Fluffy the gnoll's omelette?
Is there something you would like to tell the ghost of James Caan?
Is there a place where murder is not only legal, but encouraged?
If Reg06 stole Fluffy the gnoll's omelette, who painted the wizard's spellbook turquoise?
Doesn't "candelabra" sound like an exciting word?
Is a circle colored to represent life truly a circle, or a figment of the mind, forever driven in the attempt to creature meaning and purpose?
Where are the bathrooms?
Strawberry or Lime?
Where did you find that thing that you lost.
Do you?
How frightened would you be by an Estonian mechanic wielding a spear while waiting at your bus stop?
Do women like severed body parts as birthday gifts?
Should there be a maximum limit on the number of times people are allowed to be married before they're offficially cut off?
Why are so many people interested in taking things away from people they feel don't deserve the things they have?
Have you a caveat?
Where can I get one?
Can I interest you in some freshly bottled substances to go along with it?
What colour is it?
What colour do you want it to be?
is it possible to make such a sandwich out of pink?
Is there any place that Satan is afraid of?
Would you like to see the world through the eyes of a stoat?
Why does Burger Court sound so tasty?
(No, really - their sign is made of the same stuff as their burgers...)
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a plutonium core?
When will the end of the world begin?
)The end of the world started as soon as it began.
Now where did that tobasco sauce go?
What were you going to use it on.
Do you have special feelings for crabs of any kind?
Who's a good turtle? :D
Does your girlfriend like crabs?
Do you like after dinner mints?
If you could use one D&D daily power in real life, what would it be and who would you use it against?
Are turtles good at chess?
If I am the Walrus (kookookachoo), who's the Giraffe?
What's his address?
Should KarateKari worry?
When we ask him to stop sending letters, should we politely ask him with a freshly baked pie or a heavy crowbar in hand?
How long is a peice of string?
Would you like to get into my clown car and go driving through the local market throwing fish at unsuspecting mimes?
Aren't you worried that, while we're talking about pieces of string and mimes, that Carpathian is stalking Karatekari?
Ugh. Why do I feel so sick all of a sudden?
Why doesn't Advil ease the pain of a broken heart?
Isn't it much better to lack a heart to break?
What should we do about him?
Arson, maybe?
If fire doesn't work, do you use water?
Know where I can get any?
What's the dreadful secret of Karatekari's Carpathian Giraffe Stalker?
What's your favorite fur suit to hit the town in?
How much human do you mind?
Que?
Would you please take those and leave before I call the police?
Who wants to touch used condoms ?
Will you wash my hair?
Why so perverse?
Will you show me how to use condoms properly?
Do you think using condoms properly is in my nature?
Do you have 7 illegitimate children?
Are you going to keep going through the numbers to try and figure out how many illegitimate children I have?
What the hell just happened to this thread?
Will you cook my frog for me?
Ian Gillan or David Coverdale(I'm completely unbiased :D )?
How much weight will my wife lose on her "Sensa" diet?
How many Minotaurs can you fit into a car?
Does that sound about right to you?
How much you think they paid the butcher?
Who killed the butcher with his own cleaver?
Was there a witness?
Welcome to my shop, let me cut your mop? Let me shave your crop?
(Daaaaaint-il-y. Daaaaaaint-il-y)
Would anybody like a peanut?
Have you had durian?
Would you?
Can you walk the walk?
What language should we talk in?
What would be the best situation to speak Abyssal in?
Akaja ke norwelp seega dun coer?
HJD) Ssiasten ssiast, ghaohk lemranes.Do you agree?
I have a 101.3 Fever. Does this make a God a big triangle with the Earth in one hand and a messy, popped twinky in the other? Is the God Kord or Ioun and Iuz or Vecna? :whatsthis
Who sent them?
Does the Wicked Witch of the Left have Flying Hippos to give the Werebear Paratroopers Backup?
How's her campaign doing against the equally-wiked witch of the right?
If pigs could fly, how would your windshield survive?
Does the wicked witch of the right have any magic beans?
Does that make she a he?
Would that be convenient for you?
Are you a role model?
Have you sniffed model glue?
What is your favorite type of tree?
Stars?
No. No stars. See what happens when you ninja without a permit? Yeah, no stars for you, pal.
How many trees have you climbed?
How many trees have you fallen out of?
Wait, is it bad luck to knock wood so that you don't curse yourself into falling out of a tree? I mean, wood is dead tree. This can't be a good idea ...
Hail to king, baby?
Which Archdevil has the most power on the material plane?
How many times must the yellow panther covet the fine timber of the rowan tree before peace can be manufactured beneath the bowery of the sub-underworld?
Why have I posted in more threads today than the combined total of my other posts?
Which layer of Hell does Oprah control? I suspect Oprah is an Aspect of Baalzebul, Lord of Lies.
When will it all end?
How will it end?
What purpose does this green thing serve?
My friend has a strange obsession with the word "extrapolate." Will this be a problem in the future?
It let's us know you're online.
My friend has a strange obsession with the word "extrapolate." Will this be a problem in the future?
YES.
Are Juggalos retarded, or RETARDED?
What do you do with a drunken teacher?
RETARDED
What do you do with a drunken teacher?
Make them give me straight A+'s.
Why do you "pound" puppies? WHY?! WHY!?!!?
How much wood can a Woodchuck chuck if a Woodchuck could chuck wood? :D
Who would win in a fight, Mr. Rogers, Megaman, or Chuck Norris?
Do any of you like Smilies on the WotC Forums? :D
Why doesn't anyone do anything about the car keys gnomes?
Why is Xeadin so misguided?
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WgT9gy4zQA. Watch it. You'll see who would REALLY win)
Make them give me straight A+'s.
Why do you "pound" puppies? WHY?! WHY!?!!?
Because... I am the EXECUTIONER! I am the SEEKER! I am the GOD, among foolish MEN! I see BEYOND. Something you may never do. And that makes it Hammer time.
Xeadin is misguided by a mosquito. That's why.
Do Emotes have feelings?
Why won't anyone think of the CHILDREN?!
Why won't anyone think of the CHILDREN?!
I answered two questions. After all, one specifically refered to me. Then I answered the other.
They say that an OTTer stole Excalibur. Who did it and why?
WHy is the cake a lie?
Will this upset Cooking Mama?
Which is scarier, a Monster Tool or a Tool Monster?
What is a twisted sister?
Why do brits study Macbeth more than once in their school carreers?
Is there lots of poo in Maladomini?
How many puppies can one person pound in an hour?
Is the sky green and we're all color blind?
Indianna Jones of Han Solo?
Do you feel blame? Are you mad? Do you feel like, 'Wolf-gabob-rob-vaditch, gefrajich-butch-bujujub, bear-ramage, gigigigigoogle, biggibigaffle-faga-veditch-waggle-bagga?
Are you the terror that flaps in the night?
But then who is?
The pie is a lie. Is the cake a pie?
Is Fred Phelps just a pawn of some greater evil?
Madness?
Right?
What do you get?
Is nothing good or bad?
Who should you ask?
So... who should you ask?
So, who's gonna ask him?
What if he wants to have tea?
And if his wife shows up?
You do have a teapot, right?
How do you take your tea?
Did you leave the apple?
Hm?
Do emotes feel pain? If so....
:headexplo 
:raincloudShould I juggle ten machetes or thirteen strawberry tarts for my next trick?
You are fireproof, right?
What's with all the silly questions anyway?
How about now?
What was the question again?
Are coconut shrimp large shrimp (similar to the coconut crab), or shrimp that have been battered in coconut?
How much can ya eat?
Can you wax off?
Favorite word? Why?
Who do you think my favorite character in Naruto is?
What does the scouter say about your power level?
Is it fun to be an Imp?
Now which one of these pastries would you prefer to be beamed in the face with?
What flavor is it?
How does one kill zombie babies, anyway?
Ain't us li'l brain eaters adorable, though?
Which is cooler: A giant Gatling gun or a giant rocket launcher?
Does seeing through compound eyes overwhelm and confuse Bugs?
You have been turned into a whale. Is this awesome?
You have just eaten whale. Is this delicious?
Why would anyone go vegetarian?
How now, brown cow?
My plan requires 15 lbs of napalm. Can you get me that in less then 24 hours?
Is an airdrop alright?
No, but it sure confuses us.
You have been turned into a whale. Is this awesome?
I have a story for you, Skyhoof-
Our wizard, one time, had summoned a Celestial Balene Whale and dropped it onto another boat- killing the bosses instantly!
Is that cool or what? :D
What else is needed?
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMM!!!!!!!!!!
Let's see- if you were Mr. T, what would you do?
Salmon, trout, or Sassafras?
Do you smoke meat?
Would you like to look into this bright light for a second?
Is it a nice day to start your engines?
Does one simply walk into Mordor?
On the subject of quotes: What is best in life?
Is this right?
But can one simply waltz into Mordor?
Why would anyone want to go there?
Aragorn or Legolas?
Whatchagonnadoboutit? Huh?
Who else thinks they both suck?
Traveling across a plain covered in knee-high grass made of bannanas and the arms of invalid children who don't really have a use for them, would you be terribly surprised to discover that the resident hairless buffalo monkeys actually prefer to graze on the acidic flowers of the pickle tree?
What is the sound of one hand clapping?
Imagine, if you will, a world without. What would you expect?
Is DND Satanic if the Players fight Demons and Devils and save the world in the process?
What do you call a gal with one leg longer than the other one?
Where do babies come from?
So I'll say HIS mom (that guy, right there!) instead.
Do you enjoy remixes of old 80's songs?
And the answer to my last question is 'Eileen'. You dummies.
Trapped in a frozen wasteland with only a block of wood and a broken spatula, which will you consume and which will become your new best pal?
Would it be strange if a dracolich created an army of half robot, half zombie chicken warriors?
Hold on, pal. That weren't the question. This be:
Once again you are hurtled back in time. Do you think that would make you, you know, grow a shell? Like a turtle? Or am I, like totally way off base here?
Are you? Like, totally way off base?
Where is the base and why am I so far off of it?
Why are you going to reach your arm into a freaking BEAR TRAP to get a beer?
In the middle of telling a funny story to your friends, you realize that you're really a doofus. Do you continue or do you pants yourself in an effort to raise your stature in your peer group by humiliating someone lower on the totem pole - namely yourself?
What's the koolest soard evah?
Jedi or Sith?
Has anyone suddenly realized that Star Wars sucks? (after loving everything about it for about 9 YEARS?)
What about Matrix?
All ****ing ninjas must ****ing hang.
Matrix? One and done.
Death Star: Uberbadass ray of doom wielding house of interstella' terra' or Picard's suppository?
Make it so?
How about we take some hand grenades along?
Would you, if you could, turn yourself into an elastic foam so that others could bend you into whatever they desired?
If someone you know was an elastic foam you could bend as you desire, what would you do?
How many hairs are on the head of a pin?
If a tree falls down in a silent forest and nobody is there to witness it, would you still assume that there are beavers around?
How many pins are in you?
Were you a candidate pin undergoing an interview like the one mentioned above, what would you claim to be your strongest attribute, greatest flaw and what can you offer the company?
Greatest flaw: Being pretty inflexible
I offer the company a radical reorganisation of internal processes leading to a more liberal flow of input.
Do I get the job?
What should we do about all these racist dragons?
What should we rename Dungeons & Dragons to after all Dragons are dead?
Is having the players travel across dangerous land to claim land that is legally theirs a good adventure?
Would you crack "repo" jokes along the way?
What are they anyway?
How do turquoise bicycle shoe strings actualize radishes?
What kind of sight would that be to see?
Following a shadowy rabbit into the wilderness, you happen upon a fenced field growing a crop of humans. Do you follow the rabbit further into the wild or stop for a snack?
Why must it be this way?
Do you feel like a simpleton?
Cuz you didn't answer the question. You know, it sort of ruins the fun when people don't bother responding to your carefully crafted oddball queries. And so I am finished with them. Now instead of suffering with interesting questions, you will suffer with boring ones. Though there may not be much suffering involved as simple questions require only simple answers.
Do you feel like a simpleton?
No, not really, the imagery you conveyed in the previous question clearly signified a state of dreaming, and thus it may be awoken from; had the dream continued I would have followed the rabbit.
How does this make you feel?
Why would it have to be a dream? This is a thread for asking silly questions, after all ...
(Just wanted to mention that my last question was not a dig, it just sort of fit my 'simple' rant theme. No target, no offense. ;))
Red or blue?
Favorite hare color?
Is the Truth out there?
Favorite pair preparation?
You know how it is, no?
What hand should you put your left shoe on if the sun rose in the west?
How many badgers have you impregnated?
How many do you want to?
Who the hell would want to do that?
Why would you ask that here?
Do you think he is impregnating badgers right now?
How many licks does it take to get the center of the earth?
Is the center of the Earth chewy?
Would you impregnate Mr. Owl?
If humans could create offspring with any kind of animal, and said offspring were considered human for the sake of the census, what do you think the effect on the world population would be?
If a cow falls and can't get up, and no one is around to hear it, does it call Life Alert?
If you were forced to choose between the life of a dog and the life of a human, which would you spare?
Fire?
It's pitch dark. Are you likely to be eaten by a Grue?
What would you guess my element is?
And?
How much more powerful is Asmodeus then Mephistopheles?
Would you like a slice of chocolate cream pie?
Am I the only one for whom cream-pie is forever a tainted and unfortunate title?
Does Orcus ever feel bad about his weight?
How much of an area would a pound of carbs take up?
Sorry about that. Who's glad that I stopped?
If you're the fool then what be me?
What do you think I eat?
If you were unable to consume food (or fire :P) what would you eat for sustenance?
Who wants to know what Plan D is?
Did you ever hear the one about the Eladrin and the Gerbil?
See, Plan D involves setting something on fire, then running away. It works every time.
Does it?
Didn't I tell you nobody wanted to hear about your silly plan D?
So what is this plan D you speak of?
Beer?
How much do I owe ya?
How many great evenings have started with an exchange just like that? :D
What would you say to a flying antelope as it passes through the star-specked moonlit sky?
What animal would you curse at?
Why does the Duck have a gun and the Wand of Orcus?
You you rather have the most beautiful wolf on earth or the tarrasque as a pet?
By the way, I made a typo. The Duck has a gun that shoots Wands of Orcus. Do you know were he got it?
Where do we go when we just don't know?
How much more hate energy does that last statement earn me?
How many beers does it take to get YOU buzzed?
If you could be any animal, what would you be?
Why are Gnolls so awesome in my mind?
How many puppies could a PuppyPounder pound if a PuppyPounder could pound puppies?
Should I become the BearBoiler?
Do you often change your online identity?
How many people have you been?
Do you think fish feel pain?
Do you find it odd that people often form opinions on things when they aren't informed enough to form a rational opinion?
Would you read your SO's diary?
What do you think of LiveJournal?
How much wood could a wood chuck if a wood chuck could Chuck Norris?
Is being a LlamaLiquidifier a bad idea?
A Gnoll throws you an apple. How do you react?
If a duck were to duck a goose and, in said process also goose said goose, would that duck, in fact, be a dirty ****?
Why did 4.0 make Sahuagin CE, yet say they have a goverment and politics? LE or just E is better for them.
There's civil war among the Sahuagin and a comic nook character is responsibel. Who is behind this crisis?
If a duck were to duck a goose and, in said process also goose said goose, would that duck, in fact, be a dirty ****?
Who made the Highway to Hell's plan?
Who's in charge of maintaining the paving stones in heaven?
Who's in charge of maintaining the paving stones in hell?
Your wallpaper novella bruises, sleighbell orange, on the tar-board caterpillar. Hot breadth snickers sideways for echo and wends loving cupcake checks in klingon peninsulas. What do you do?
Where should we go from here?
Skip to my loo?
Why, to the song from the Buffy the Vampire Slayer: Once More With Feeling of course.
Dawn:
Where do we go from here?
Buffy/Spike:
Where do we go from here?
Giles:
The battle's done,
And we kind of won
Giles/Tara:
So we sound our vict'ry cheer
Where do we go from here?
Xander/Anya:
Why is the path unclear?
When we know home is near
Group
Understand
We'll go hand in hand
But we'll walk alone in fear
Giles:
Tell me
Group
Where do we go from here?
When does "The end" appear?
When do the trumpets cheer?
The curtains close
On a kiss god knows
We can tell the end is near
Where do we go from here
Where do we go from here
Where do we go from here
Would you rather have a glass cannon on your team, or glass C-4?
How close would I have to be to my team members?
What did ToastedAmphibian eh...acquire from the Great Wyrrm Iketolimarakis' hoard?
What would you take from ToastedAmphibian's hoard?
I don't know. It was all a wild :pile: of ecstacy and vampirisim on an epic scale.
What would you take from ToastedAmphibian's hoard?
His mind.
Is color yellow with the color boink bam cow help can you help within an hour of time before i do thee unthinkable and spill thy wine oompa loopa oomitity doo this is the riddle i have for you????????
Does anyone else find the questions that are simple random strings of words dull and unsatisfing as opposed to properly silly?
Has anyone ever tried to read "Finnegan's Wake"?
oomitity
^^
Does anyone else want to find out what an 'oomitity' is and what one looks like? I mean, new ******* don't pop up every day ...
Any theories on what an 'oomitity' is?
Does anyone know anything else about "oomitity?"
Who or what is that creature?
Tall White or Short Gray?
Who stole my flying saucer?
What mileage does this saucer have?
Should we tell him where the emergency eject button is?
Who can save PuppyPounder now?
Serves him right?
What will greet him on the other side?
!!!! I'll seize his soul and use it for my new Dragonlich!Am I too harsh?
Do you prefer 'midget', 'dwarf', 'tiny American', 'height challenged', 'short statured' or 'puntable'?
How awesomely do I escape the wrath of all the mean users wanting to kill me? Do I like stupid, but survive, or do I go awesomely with a katana and a gatling gun?
Who stole the leprechaun's magic cauldron?
If trix are for kids, does that mean kids are johns?
Do they give you money when you put them in bags?
So ... um ... kids in bags: New Hollywood fashion or too soon after the King of Pop's death?
Second question: If a deaf guy has a ladbag does it go *krinkle krinkle*?
What's the point of this thread to you?
Are you really that wierd?
Hmm. What kind of fare would Sophistacaterers serve?
So how is semionary college?
Does it sucks that bad being english impared?
So, how is seminary college?
Seminary:
1: an environment in which something originates and from which it is propagated
2 a: an institution of secondary or higher education b: an institution for the training of candidates for the priesthood, ministry, or rabbinate
Do you?
Who's on first.
What in the name of the Astral Chaos was that for?
Do you think he meant to put a question mark at the end of "Who's on first"?
If it's Opposite Day, is it?
How do you feel about some people doing something all the time sometimes?
Is it lazy to ask the dog to apply the peanut butter, too?
Favorite word?
What's up with my DM?
Shall we make of em a paraiah?
Is this completely unexpected or are complaints reasonable?
When you know who does you know what you know where, well, you know?
Would you play House in House's House? Would House play House in House's House? Would House's House play House in House's House?
But if House's House isn't playing House in my house, then in whose House is House's House playing House?
Would you rather speak with an australian accent or gain the power to create bangers and mash by thought alone?
Do I need an australian accent to understand skyhoof's question?
Did that make any sense at all?
Isn't it?
why are llamas funny?
If E is the equivilant of the quantity of mc to the exponent of two, then why is my hair on fire?
Can I get every thread on OTT to say I was the last poster?
Will the future of Pokemon be bright and shiny?
But, Who Knows?
Back to this midget and blond ... is she made of plastic? Maybe just parts of her ...
Can you break these cuffs?
Can anyone else break these cuffs?
Does it hurt?
You like pain?
Fear: better or worse tool than pain?
Does talking about pain make anyone else feel uncomfortable?
Who saw that coming?
Better horsey-hoof sound maker thingamabob: coconut shells or horsey-hooves?
Does anyone find dead horses oddly humorous?
Don't you agree?
If you give a mouse a cookie, will a nigerian princess give you the winning lottery ticket to some foreign country?
Do they accept monopoly money as a valid payment option?
Can you make Emotes feel pain, mentally and physically? If so...
:hoppingma :headexplo 
:raincloud 
Where's the best place to hide a severed hand?
If Emotes don't have Souls, where do they go when they die, mommy?
Where do gnome babies come from? I keep finding them in my sandwiches.
Why does Mephistopheles use Pit Fiends loyal to Asmodeus to plan an attack on Asmodeus? Seriously, it was revealed that all Pit Fiends are loyal to Asmodeus in the Reckoning! It's just... just.... stupid!
What's on second?
Why does e keep busting out that tired old bit?
How do pro football players remember their names?
What... Is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
What is the question which answer is 42?
Were you expecting something else?
What's 6 times 7, then?
Do they have crutches for frogs that got away from the cajun cook?
What is there but what is not?
Is there a doctor in the house?
Why?
Is it Lupus?
Isn't Lupus that girl? You know, the one that lived on the second floor?
Why do you ask?
Is it ever Lupus?
Why so serious?
Do you know where the jumbo shrimp are?
Ever take a gal there?
Want some?
How many innuendos does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?
Do you take my meaning?
Why is genius and madness a part of the same coin? Furthermore, why is there a coin involved anyways? Why can't it be more like a cowbell?
How many roads must a man walk down before you can call him a gerbil?
You awaken one day compelled to move to a different part of the world. You no longer remember anything about the person you were before this day but have a sort of vague understanding about who this new person you are is. What is now your earliest memory?
If east goes west, and west goes south, then how many turkey sandwiches does one require to find their way to Madagascar?
If you were mad enough at someone (let's say piggy - just for grins :D), would you rather pee in their Cheerios or poop in their Kool Aid?
Have You done it?
Wouldn't that ruin the game?
"...?"
Would you ever consider something as aboslutely crazy as that one thing something that you'd like to animate into your own li'l pal to hang out with?
Who woke up the Tarrasque?
Are you not entertained?!
Would you marry your cousin?
Geographic stereotyping more acceptable than racial stereotyping?
Would you marry my cousin?
Would you marry yourself?
Can you find a pic of your cousin?
Would you marry me?
Yes, but I'll have to decapitate you in 40 days like the others.
Who let the Wargs out?
Can you find a pic of ANY of your cousins?
Would you marry your pet?
Would you wear a PETA member as a coat?
PETA: People Eating Tasty Animals?
How do you want them served?
You forgot the straw, didn't you?
Who threw a rotten egg at the Emperor?
Who threw the Emperor at the rotten egg?
Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?
What kind of cookies?
Anyone want to watch the show with me? I made popcorn.
Who was trying to poison KGM, unaware of Ragnar's hunger for cookies?
Since a ninja became involved, is anyone going to answer TA's question?
Will we go with that?
Happy now?
Is it tough being the new guy around here?
Wasn't it for you?
Was it hard on you to get acclimated to the D&D boards?
You work'n?
You gellin'?
*ducks for cover*
You gelli'n?
Who stole the Stairway to Heaven and what did he/she do with it?
Whose up for a beer run? Remember to bring a ten and a fiver as I got the car and key with a sober driver. (Wonder how many outside of the Cincinnati area heard this one before...)
Beer is proof the OTTer loves us and wants us to be happy. - Poor Zombie's Almanac
Whar were you when I was thar?
Do you have any leads I could follow?
Is it dorky to have memorized the Periodic Table of Elements just for bad jokes?
Who else likes bacon?
What would be your immediate response to being introduced to a person named Sunshine Danny?
Hmm. Does that name sound sort of Emo Drow to anyone else?
Will the Only One try to reproduce with himself at that point?
Do ya think he cries when he does it?
Can we hope that he'll drown?
What?
Why does Sally sell sea shells by the sea shore? Doesn't she know we could find our own bloody shells for free?
Planet Green?
Requiem, Dies Irae: Mozart or Verdi?
Fuzzy wuzzy wasn't fuzzy was he?
Por que?
Ever stick yer nose where it don't belong?
How bad would you go to be good?
Marcha Plancha con quatro planchas. Con cuantas Phanchas Marcha Plancha?
What the hell?
Do you agree that the Nine Hells of Baator would be more interesting if the Reckoning didn't occur?
In light of the locking of the original, I give you... ASK A SILLY QUESTION II!
What is the circumference of a circle with a radius of .23 nanometers?
The correct answer to that is 0.46(pi) nm. There ya go.
Idhriniel's timing was amazing, wasn't it?
Why do you say that?
Yes, there is only one Hell.
Do you agree that the Nine Hells of Baator would be more interesting if the Reckoning didn't occur?
Sure, anything's possible.
Which companion from "Wizard of Oz" would be most similar to you?
Fe-Fi-Fo-Fum?
Then whose is it?
why do people get annoyed?
Who is behind this outrageous theft?
why did he/she/it do the deed?
Who is the vile extortionist?
Where's the rent?
why is Lelles standing on money?
who lit it on fire?
Where's Batman when we need him?
What kind of ulcers do you think he gets with his job?
what am i thinking?
What's your favourite ice cream flavour?
what are you eating?
What part of Descartes's philosophy do you find the most disingenuous, and why?
What was Jenghis Khan's favourite food?
Why are some people so creepy all the time?
If you do... Shame on you!
On that note, what makes MySpace so popular?
In which portion of your brain did I implant my suggestion chip?
What's up with the WotC smilies- do you think we need more?
Then smily is the leader? I suspect :evillaugh , though there are many canidates.
Chew some betel nuts, horseradish, cassia bark, and habanero peppers and gargle a tall glass of vinegar, baking soda, and petroleum jelly. The combined effects of those ingredients should kill off your sensory abilities enough so that it no longer bothers you.
How much jubilation can you medically tolerate?
Who here ever plays into epic tier?
1001 nights question: Do you prefer Aladdin or Sinbad?
Will we live through the Furby reemergence of 2014?
Will we all still like each other after whatever is supposed to happen to the boards happens?
*runs into laboratory to check data stream*
Ah, but you were probably referring to the real OTTers. Had me worried for a second there.
Sure!
Who stole the faqir's hat?
It was Napoleon.
Do you ever confuse Corsican conquerers with tasty blocks of tri-flavoured desserts?
Egads, a ninja!
That was a hat? I thought it was a rudimentary basket...
If the hat belongs to the faqir, what belongs to the quaker?
I figured he named the dessert after himself...
Can anyone else eat the Ziggy Piggy?
That Iron Dragon over there claims so.
Care to correct him?
No need to correct the Iron dragon that ate Napoleon. Now he's the Ziggy Piggy.
But if the dragon is the Ziggy Piggy, will he consume himself next to prove his claim?
That seems like the logical thing to expect.
Now, how many pints of lighter fluid can you reasonably expect to secret in a 10 gallon hat?
Depends on the amount that is drunk before something happens, like expiration.
Is it spontaneous combustion if you intentionally drink flammable and combustible fuels?
Only if you're on the moon
What is the Airspeed of an Unladen Beholder Ultimate Tyrant?
That depends.
Eberronean or Greyhaven?
Eberronean.
How many Beholders does it take to replace a lamp?
just 2 eyestalks one to telekenisis the bulb the other for the lamp.
What happens when my level is over 9000?
Hrm. I suppose one hollowed out with a sunrod stuffed inside would suffice.
That's totally going to be a special item in my campaign now.
I smack you over the head with a dragonball. (feel free to interpret that as whichever would make you feel most unpleasant)
Why did the beholder behemoth cross the road?
Because the Ancient Gold Dragon was chasing it.
The Ancient Gold Dragon wasn't after the Beholder willingly. Who was blackmailing her and how?
The Deputy. He knew she shot the sheriff.
Who else hates this new social networking crap and pines for the days of simple forum chatter?
The Sheriff did and he paid for it-you see, Leila has been secretly behind the whole thing and set her favourite pet at him...
Is there no limit to her evil?
Oh, I imagine there's some sort of limit. There's just got to be.
Where would you suppose that limit is?
Around Saturn I believe.
What can be done against the threat to the world that she embodies?
Sit back, take it and try not to choke.
Not much else we can really do, is thar?
We could turn to the Magnificent Seven for help!
Would it work?
I think there's only about four of 'em left that are anywhere near magnificent. Two are kind of mediocre and one's just plain bad. Still, it's better than something that's worse.
If I wrote a blog, would you read it?
Most certainly!
What would it be about?
Probably something that I could write about with very, very little effort. Likely nothing at all. I actually already have a blog entry thing but it's not a real sort of thing. Yep.
What should I blog about?
Hm...martial arts?
Meh. Too personal. Plus it's one of them things I could go on forever about while boring my audience to death and not caring that I was.
What are ye gonna be bloggeratin' about?
I've never been comfortable with blogging. Nothing worthwhile to say. Hm...I don't know, it might be a short story blog. Besides, writing in a language other than my native and not making foolish mistakes is still a work in progress as far as I am concerned.
What is your favourite kind of fish ?
Catfish. I love catfish... *drool* Especially the way my grandma makes it.
Who do you see yourself as, a pacifist or a pessimist?
pessimist
Did you ever see two succubi in a good cat fight?
Yes. It eh...changed to another activity. Anyway, I stole the Orb and ran-these creatures seemed more dangerous than black widows and sirens combined.
Is that correct?
Yes. Yes it is.
Have you ever had your underwear ran up a flagpole?
nope havent been anywhere where theres a flagpole
Do you know a beherit's favorite food?
Ice cream. Green tea flavoured.
What is the most esoteric fruit?
tomato since people cant tell if its a fruit or vegetable
what do dragon burgers taste like?
Deep fried bananas dipped in chocolate and nuts.
Does that sound good to you?
Sounds good. If a bit unhealthy.
Is it bad to be bleeding under my toenail?
Yes.
Is it under the nail or along the side?
(I had an injury like that a long time ago while in wrestling practice from basically jamming my toe into the mat. I let it go and it became an ingrown toe nail. Eventually needed surgery, several actually to get it fixed.)
(Oh, crap)
Under it.
I woke up with it. That's not normal is it?
No, it ain't normal. If you have a doctor, I'd get it checked.
Do you have insurance?
Yep.
Do most homeless people have change for a $20?
Nope, but the sqeegie guy does.
Would you rather live under a bridge or in a cardboard box?
Cardboard box. It's good to have portable shelter when the police run their patrols. (And you can have all the Calvin and Hobbes type imagination fun)
Is necessity the mother of invention?
It's the mother of yo' momma.
Squid or octopus?
Squids can regenerate, and aren't limited to eight limbs, so... Squid.
Who's glad that I'm back?
I'm sure many people would be if they knew the answer to this question:
Who are you?
He's the Mage King and I'm Idolis. Don't mess with him, he's been known to burn down whole towns just to get the attention of one man.
How many fingers am I holding up?
Oi! That's a fighting finger!
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
A complete set of Lincoln Logs.
Where's the beef?
The bear ate it.
Won't all that beef talk hurt piggy's feelings?
The bear ate it.
Won't all that beef talk hurt piggy's feelings?
He deserved it.
What if the color blue wasn't really blue but some other color like red and we just call it blue? In otherwords, how do we know blue is blue?
According to the greatest archmages of Sigil, "if it's blue it's already two". That's how you can recognise it. Cryptic gibberish if you're asking me but...
was that helpful to you?
Sure blame it on the Archmages.
Who's your daddy?
Not Darth Vader I hope.
Who threw a rotten tomato at Luke Skywalker?
Leia, for kissing her.
What was he thinking?
Chewbacca or so I was told by a Bothan.
Was he lying to me?
Always trust the Bothans.
Why does the Millenium Falcon's hyperdrive always break?
The company that created it did shoddy work. They overcharged Lando Calrissian too.If this becomes knppwn to the public, we'll have a galaxy-scale scandal in our hands-a well known Star Wars character was the head of this not-so-respectable-after-all manufacturer company.
Who was it?
Uh, color me stumped.
So I'll ask the same question, what Star Wars character ran the company that made the Millenium Falcon's Hyperdrive?
corsane probly not
whats your opinion of rullbrah versus dygon? (hint its based on kargeras czech republic myth)
...What?
What's the model of the skyhopper that Luke flew pre-Episode IV? And which company made it?
Who cares? That's Star Bores you're talkin' about. Star Bores sux.
How long did it take Lens Crafters to make Geordi's visor?
Two seconds. They just hit the Replicator button.
Is the new Star Trek movie any good?
Yep.
Is it odd that I like both Star Trek and Star Wars?
No, I like them both too. Not that there aren't some quite ridiculous features in them.
My contacts claim that Picard became bald due to a nefarious plot t. Who was the villain that denied the Captain any more hair?
I've no clue, as I've yet to watch any of Next Generation.
What would happen if the Borg, the Flood, and the Zerg had a war with each other?
The other major civilations would unite into the At Least Two Syllables League (A.L.T.SY.L.)and wipe the monosyllable pests off the galaxy.
Is my prediction plausible?
Yes, but I think that the other civilizations would leave them o it. If they aren't fighting us...
Was that dorky?
I don't know. They might be afraid what will happen after the infection/assimilation whatever ended and a horde of BorgFLoodZergs come at their doors.
What could stop such a threat?
The Great Gurren Gang, lead by the Great Kamina-Sama. They could beat them. Probably.
Do you know where the Gurren Gang is from?
The Millenium Enterprise.
Would that be a cool ship or what?
Damn it. Ninja'd
Ignore this post.
[Ninja] Yes, that would. Pity that I beat you're post.[/Ninja]
Should we join the Geat Gurren Gang?
No. If we have to become gang members, it should be our own gang.
What should its name be?
The OTTers?
Is ninjaing cool?
depends whats ninja'd
What would happen if a succubi meet a yuki-onna?
A most astounding, passionate, breathaking game of parcheesi.
Will Succubitavern be dissapointed?
not really
Would a succubi win a game of go?
Perhaps.
What's your favourite classic board game?
chinese checkers
What is the best way to see a succubi exercise?
Away from your wife/girlfriend.
If Johny has two apples and Sarah has 3, how many apples does Richard, Lord of the 13 Hells, Mistress of Magma, and Mayor of a small town up on the coast have?
0, he don't need no stinkin' apples.
If you could choose a Mascot for a school that just openned, what would it be?
A rabid, man-eating wolverine.
What do I have in my pocket? (cookie to the person who gets the reference)
a quarter
What is the protocol of catching a nymph getting a turtle stoned?
Call Bud the Goblin.
(For those that don't know, Bud the Goblin was a character of mine in the Second Edition War. He was a hard core stoner and would definitely know what to do in that situation.)
Are you the "[Wo]Man in the Box"?
I am the Man who Misplaced the Utterly Important Mcguffin. Come to think of it, I don't evem remember what its nature or even its name was.
Which Utterly Important Mcguffin did I misplace?
the large world ending kind
Have you ever looked into the mouth of a snake while fighting off a wild boar?
No. I was rather preoccupied .
Was it a great loss?
Just a loss for Spike TV. Which means it was collectively a gain.
What would you like your false eye to look like?
I'd like it to look like a green eye
Have you ever seen a wolf in wheat field?
No, just a fox.
WHy did the badger start training in stenography?
Because it had to write a 5 page report describing how wide your mother is.
Wait. I'm not sure. Did that even make sense?
I guess it did.
What is bombastic Dr. Boom's new nefarious plot?
to give everyone ice cream headaches.
Any evil metal you listen to during d&d session to set a mood?
Metalocalypse for the DOOM AND DEATH!!!!!11! moments.
What's the dry weight of a soggy grizzly bear?
enough to break bones
Ever had any bolt thrower playing for war campaigns?
Yep. Got it for when I'm playing 40k.
What's the best song for Cthulhu you've heard?
metallica's the thing that should not be
What would be the best use of blackmore's night (ritchie blackmore's medieval band with his wife) in gameplay @ tavern or while having happy go lucky theive band?
I've seen it used for both and work magnificently(after all, they're awesome).
Should a beholder wear sunglasses?
I don't think so.
Would you be willing to shell out for the cost of replacing 20 individually sized sun-monocles?
No.
Who here likes fire?
yay blue fire
Have you ever found an extremely funny situation in a d&d game where everyone just laughs at the bad luck against an extremely weak minion and is getting pwned by it anyway?
Nnnno. I DM.
Exposives?
Always in excess.
What would you do for a Klondike Bar?
Nothing. I'll just get the gold and run.
Can you name a traditional dwarven song?
"Alas, I've dropped my hammer and I'm too drunk to pick it up". A bit long, but catchy none the less.
Is there anything Richard cannot do?
find his lost penny
Are there any ways to get information from demons free?
Tell them you'll make them watch an hour of MTV if they don't.
Is the cake a lie?
the portal lied
What happens if you blaspheme at a cathedral for demons?
Beaurocrats become allergic to you.
What would you do with all the tea in China?
I'd sell it back to China at a modest mark-up.
Should I maybe have been a li'l more ambitious with that plan?
Ambition is for chumps. Soul-crushing apathy is what's in right now.
What is your favourite phonetic sound?
Polka.
Was that an inane and useless comment?
useless
What is the most hyperbole statement youve ever heard?
Its probably against CoC.
What was that noise?
A grue.
Did you notice that I put together a webcomic?
Nope. I'll check it out later.
What should be done about it?
Read it.
If it was posted in a thread, what should I call it?
maybe read
has anyone seen where the succubi went to?
To the pool.
Why are you asking?
i lost my demon book succubinomicon ;_;
have you ever seen an insane noble look through the fun house mirror?
Nope but it would have been cool.
Have you ever seen a ghost?
yep
have you ever seen the trials of an ant who had too much honeydew?
Yes, it was a trippy trip too.
Are drugs really bad or just too good?
I say listen to bill hicks for comment
what happens if a succubi meets coffin joe?
Necrophilia is wrong...
Will I pass Go and collect $200?
sorry but your dice roll was too low and landed on boardwalk with a hotel
how much would it take to have a succubus spy in a church?
Saying she didn't spontanteously get smited for entering a church; two dinners, a watch, and $50 up-front.
Why does every question of your's involve some form of succubus?
He's possessed by a succubus-wannabe imp.
Is there any hope for him?
I doubt it.
Is there any hope for me?
only of heretical band of succubi that actually are instigators of writing false doctrines for hire
whats going to happen to the leviathans of the world?
Cthulhu ate them for breakfast, on buttered toast?
He wonders, what wine you go well with?
fermented human blood in elizabeth bathory type still
have you ever lost to a fight against beezlebub?
I did beat him in a custom GH:3 module.
Ever watch a penguin beat a polar bear up?
Yes? (this counts as both an answer and a question)
Yes you.
Did you think I meant that sparkly git that Stephanie Meyer dared call a vampire?
Yes.
Do you want to help me kill it?
I got the flamethrowers.
Did you bring the machetes?
And a ton of other cool toys, too.
Did I mention that I have a werewolf friend that hates vampires, and I'm an Obrimos Mage?
Did you notice the Uratha tattoos all over my arms?
I can let a mage slide, but is that werewolf a Pure or Forsaken?
He's dead actually.
Who did it?
maybe the guy with the tattoo gun
did you ever see what happened to that spider in the window?
Sorry, I felt like a snack.
Why, was it important?
yep because isnt that a lolth group behind you?
Yes. And they're here to pay him tribute.
How did he achieve this?
*eyes attractive Spider Priestesses*
I dunno, but I like where this is going.
They aren't planning on sacrificing me, are they?
I wasn't the one who ate the spider
I wonder who did?
I said I was hungry!
Why are you guys all backing away slowly?
we dont like playing with people with spider daggers
do you?
Not really.
I think I should use my potion of getthehelloutofhere. Whadda you guys think?
but what about the drow women youd leave them?
Awww... but they're sooo pretty...
I think I'll risk it. Are you sure you have to leave?
I've got a succubi to meet
besides dont the priestesses look cute?
*drool* Yeah. Yeah they do.
If I get killed, can you res me?
but dont you want to meet lolth?
No. They have terrible table manners.
*scurrilous glare* It is imperative that the internet be constantly riddled with sillyness. How could you heathens allow this thread to fall to the second page?
someoen has to post after me
Have you ever seen an orc fly through event horizon?
Nope.
At any point in the past, present or future, will you ever see the event horizon of a black hole?
At some point- yes, though it will be billions of years before that happens... the Great Annihalator!
Would you like Tea or Coffee with your order, sir (ma'am)?
tea
have you been able to find a way to get the wormhole machine working yet?
I think so; it involves wet diapers, pinapple juice and carpet shock. First flight later this morning if all goes well!
If all doesn't go well, who'll feed my phirana while I'm, ah... gone?
Pigknight will. He's good with animals...
What is your least favourite kind of jam?
Jam bands. They're terrible. You guys like to play music. We get it.
How many times have you done something kinda like what someone else already did but didn't like doing and told you you probably shouldn't but you went ahead and ignored them and did it anyway?
The kind that feels squishy between my toes! Mmmm, mmm, good!
Would you like some of my homemade, freshly squeezed jam?
If it's Soylent Jam made from the members of jam bands, count me a fan.
What part of the human body do you think would taste best broiled and with a hint of lemon?
eye
Why hasnt las vegas picked up d&d yet?
Too hard to bet on. That and they'd have to train and certify GMs an' junk. An' that'd be 'spensive. Oh, there's also the possibility that GM bias could taint the results no matter how well trained they were. So it's just too dicey (get it? well, do ya?) for Vegas - a place of a surprising number of rules and regulations not applicable to other cities.
What's your favorite game of chance?
han/cho
whats your favorite dice game other than d&d?
Blackjack. Well I don't usually play games of chance and I am awful at them(fortunately I am well aware of this fact) but anyway.
I heard that ZB is a *gasp* supervillain in disguise. Is that true?
i havent asked
Has the world gone mad?
Nah, just me.
Aniosfnwe jweirhjwi0q n i2erh hq34rhj 0h2;P02TH qj iorh qw rqw?
Did he just hex me for revealing his dark secret?
i think its called l33t speak
how has internet language changed modern english?
4 7eh w0r53. Duh, n0081n5.
See? Isn't that an abomination?
yep
how come there isnt a d30 game?
Cuz d30s take too long to stop a'rollin' an' are hard on us ol' timers' eyeballs.
Why don't you respect your elders, you disgusting punk?
Because I'm an over-educated ivory tower elitist GLEEMAX!, that's why.
Have you ever slapped someone in the face with a Bible (King James version), a book of Mormon, a Koran, and a wet trout in quick succession?
Not that I can recall. It is possible, however, considering how ... addled my brain is.
How addled is your noggin' puddin'?
Not that I can recall. It is possible, however, considering how ... addled my brain is.
How addled is your noggin' puddin'?
Not at all, at the moment. But today's my Friday, so if I decide to celebrate with rum you might want to ask me later tonight.
Why is all the rum gone?
If I had to hazard a guess - and it looks like I do - I'd have to chance that it was due to an overabundance of pirates. They like rum. And lemons, apparently.
What be yar favo'rite fruit, matey?
If I had to hazard a guess - and it looks like I do - I'd have to chance that it was due to an overabundance of pirates. They like rum. And lemons, apparently.
What be yar favo'rite fruit, matey?
I don't like fruit.
Do you get the irony here?
yep
how long till the d34 will rule all?
Yes. Yes I do. And it's delicious.
Dammit. Ninja'd by inanity. Anyhoo, the answer is it will never whatever so there.
Can such a thing as irony truly be delicious or am I just shrooming?
I think that the mechanics of Irony are just plan delicious!!! 
Why, might I ask?
It's just that I sometimes have trouble telling the difference.
Ever get that feeling that you don't really exist?
Yes- yes I do... and IT'S TRUE...
Wonder why?
lose alot of quarters
Have you finally been able to get a klondike bar?
If I wanted one? Sure.
But why would I want one? You can't easily add rum to a klondike bar like you can a milkshake...
I don't know why you'd want one, to be honest. I don't feel that we've gotten to know each other well enough for me to make that sort of determination.
Maybe we should go for some dinner? A movie, too?
Sure, if you want to sponsor my plane tickets and hotel charges. No kisses on the first date though.
Is it odd that I never actually went on a date with my SO until after we'd been living togeteher for a few months?
Hmm. Only a little. My fiancee and I didn't go on a date date until after we decided we were dating - if that makes any sense.
Why does it seem that the best relationships are always the ones we never really intended to have?
because its not forced
how can you kill a demon even though it technically isnt living to begin with?
By pouring asparagus juice into its ear.
How often should you feed pigeons Alka-seltzer®?
Twice as often as you feed it to sea gulls but only half as often as you feed it to geese.
Has anyone ever actually done that? I was always curious but never tried it. I did eat an alka seltzer tab once. Once.
Kenny tried but...you guessed it. Nobody else tried ever since that incident.
Should we set a prize to attract volunteers and what should it be?
Socrates has done just that.
But how could he have when Alka-Seltzer® was invented in the early 20th century and the philosopher died more then two millennia ago?
All I can say is a ninja did it.
Where are ninja's born so that they maybe exterminated before they reproduce?
Socrates has done just that.
But how could he have when Alka-Seltzer® was invented in the early 20th century and the philosopher died more then two millennia ago?
All I can say is a ninja did it.
Where are ninja's born so that they maybe exterminated before they reproduce?
Ninjas are born there
With apostrophes, misplaced
My reply: Haiku
Do extra apostrophes in the wrong places rub you wrong too? ^_^
Not as much as brain farts.
Does your brain make stinky farts and/or funny farts?
My brain just doesn't work.
I thought alcohol would motivate my brain some but it seems to have backfired. Any recommendations?
@Zephyr: Well done. Kudos. I rarely actually laugh at stuff here (unless, of course, I wrote it) but that made me chuckle. Nearly a chortle, actually. Fantastic.
whiskey can cure impurities
have you found other ways to explore the abyss?
No. Such would be a waste of my time. Considering how much time I spend here, that should sting quite a bit.
MMA or boxing?
mma
have you ever seen tiamat have a good day?
Only when she's around other Elder chromatic dragons... Yeesh! I don't even want to know how dragons date...
Have you ever wondered why Io's body split into two forms- Tiamat and Bahamut?
It is claimed that ZB was experimenting with a greataxe(that was before he entered Full Stabbing Mode) and...well, you can quess the rest.
Is that the truth?
maybe since why would a deity lie
what health plans do dragons get versus an ordinary adventurer?
The 'Chained God' provides the health plans for dragons, since they are patrons of the Abyss.
Why do they even call him the 'Chained God'?
Because he is in chains (btw, are wetalking Tharizdun, Steven Erikson's Chained God, someone else?).
Who chained that god but let the dogs out?
The gods did- but the dogs were his, so he let them loose.
What exactly are his 'dogs?' 
Well if we're talking about Zeus, probably his "seed". Not sure about the others.
So did I give TMI in the "WDYWTTA?" thread?
Uh... strange... strangers are creepy...
On a different note, who here likes Banana Creme Pie?
(And we were talking about either Tharizdun or "Torog"...)
Meh. I don't like fruity things.
Who here likes chicken pot pie?
Not me!
What is most swans' favourite kind of music? You see we're planning a "swan's final song" gig and we should be prepared.
maybe the swans would like the songless bird by my dying bride.
Why hasn't anyone ever thought that tiamat might have had an affair with an assassin?
maybe the swans would like the songless bird by my dying bride.
Why hasn't anyone ever thought that tiamat might have had an affair with an assassin?
'cause to have an affair you have to have someone you're cheating on?
never know who tiamat might be cheating on in abyss anyway without survivng right?
And if you do, it might not be a very good experience for you... 
What happens if you see Jupiter on a starless night?
And if you do, it might not be a very good experience for you...
What happens if you see Jupiter on a starless night?
Nothing. Just means you're looking at photos on a cloudy night. Nothing special, really.
Would you could you in a box, with a fox, in a tree, slap a knee?
a hen
how do mercs get paid in eberron?
With coin, as everywhere else.
Planning to enlist?
No way in hell. If I join the militay, I'm going to try and get a commision.
Good plan?
until you get hit by a train it is
How do you win a lottery if it happens in the abyss?
...You really don't know? Chop off everyother praticipant's head, then take their tickets.
Good plan?
pure win
who throws stones at asmodeus' glass house?
Someone with a death wish.
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris?
42
when will chuck norris be immortalised in d&d?
As soon as Orcus recieves a Pink Slip...
Live free or die hard?
live free since I wouldn't want to die falling off a cliff
have you seen what happens to a orc when they see pale night?
No. And I don't even want to know...
If you were a Kobold, would you breakdance for 20 gold?
make it 30 gold
Why not letting lolth look at pale night she wouldn't really affect another demon/deity right?
Because our tax collectors will get her(what's with the "pale night" anyway?)and she will pay. A lot.
What is your favourite basketball position?
Viewer.
Save a horse, ride a myconid?
Thanks but no thanks.
Who killed the translator and why?
I did. WHoqi nqdrnhq n:qwE UGQI pj oiwbhero sb 0weir!
Stabbity?
Aziz! Why???
Ever get the feeling that someone's watching you?
Who would want to watch me?
The Money you could be saving with Geico!
Any Why??
paying too much for car insurance
Why hasn't there been a goddess of insanity in the pantheon?
Which Pantheon?
The one without the chick or whatever.
What are some of them other pantheons we got?
The one without the chick or whatever.
What are some of them other pantheons we got?
Er, us, specifically? I think we just got the Otter pantheon, of which you're the profit. The only member of it I can think of off the top of my head is KGM as the benevolent god of death and fabulous hair.
There another pantheon floatin' round? (right round. like a record baby. right round. round round.)
If there isn't there should be.
Get out of my dreams, get into my pantheon?
Hey now, that just sounds like you're trying to steal Neil Gaiman's Endless for your pantheon, and that's very doubleplus ungood.
Is that what you're trying to do?
No. I was trying to reference a cheesy '80s song. Apparently, I failed.
More news speak, then?
Nah, I think I already covered my news speak over in the WDYWTTA thread, what with the linking to news articles.
Or was that a reference to 1984 by Orson Wells?
don't you mean doublespeak?
While doublespeak is a concept that's a part of new speak, not all new speak is necessarily doublespeak, though all doublespeak is a part of new speak.
Savvy?
Yeah- I'm savvy... :/
What's round, sticky, and blows up in your face?
Plastic explosives rolled into a ball and covered with glue?
(Picks up Golden Squeaky Hammer and whacks EE with it- making a squeak sound. EE is not hurt by the hammer, by the way... 
)
No- The Gooey Bomb from Super Smash Bros. BRAWL!
What Wii game do you like, or dislike?
See, this is what I'm talking about. My answer was perfectly valid and fit the criteria given. Punishing me for not being a mind reader is just petty.
I mean, if someone asks "what's black and white and red all over" you could answer "a marked up term paper" or "a half-mauled zebra". Both answers are valid. Punishing someone because they didn't know the context that wasn't given is just mean, and one of the principle reasons you should be flexible in the answres you accept, especially if your'e GMing a game with a puzzle challenge.
*ahem*
I'd have to say... Metroid Prime 3. It was pretty awesome.
Do you favor Descartes or Kant, as far as philosophical opinions regarding morality and existence?
Kant. Definitely Kant.
A pigeon tried to headbutt me this morning...should I be prepeared for a "Birds" situation?
Yes. They've made an alliance with the squirrels, so be prepared for an attack from trees too.
Who says we hunt down those menaces and ed their tyranny?
See, this is what I'm talking about. My answer was perfectly valid and fit the criteria given. Punishing me for not being a mind reader is just petty.I mean, if someone asks "what's black and white and red all over" you could answer "a marked up term paper" or "a half-mauled zebra". Both answers are valid. Punishing someone because they didn't know the context that wasn't given is just mean, and one of the principle reasons you should be flexible in the answres you accept, especially if your'e GMing a game with a puzzle challenge.
I'm just making a joke about it- I was also replying to your question- that's waht this game is all about. go with the flow. Who cares if someone whacks someone else in the head with a squeaky hammer (which does absolutely nothing at all)? Everyone wants to have their own fun.
I'd have to say... Metroid Prime 3. It was pretty awesome.
Metroid Prime 3 is my favorite too! Metroid Prime Fan Club, just for the fun of it!
Yes. They've made an alliance with the squirrels, so be prepared for an attack from trees too.
Who says we hunt down those menaces and ed their tyranny?
Apparently (and unfortunately), the Forest Service...
What do you get when you cross a dog with a flower?
flower with bark
how wold you describe the daily life of belial?
Life? What life? I decapitated him and bound his soul in a Khyber dragonshard 2 years ago.
Where did Greenbeard the pirate hide his treasure?
In a dingy privy by yonder shack near the abandond livery of a costal city within some small country.
How many places does that describe?
Precisely one.
Is anyone else excited about the upcoming International Talk Like a Pirate Day?
Aye!
What shall we plunder for the occasion?
Let's plunder the magic item board. I bet they got some sweet stuff over thar.
How can you ever be lost when you always know exactly where you are?
When you realize you are not actually here but there instead.
What is over there if you're not here then?
Nothing important 
.
Woe is me, for...?
... Absolutely nothing at all!
What kind of Robot would you be, given the chance?
One that has a built in soda machine.
If you could be any character from a movie or videogame, who would you be?
Hm... Let me think...
Who would you want to be?
Hmm. Well.....I'd have to say....
Odin
nope
when will marilith get its own following in pantheon?
Sigh NEVER!
Should flying saucers come with flying tea cups?
Only in times of war as tea cups are weapons in alien culture. Sort of like yo-yos...
Was that classified information?
Yes it was. One of their most fearsome agents is after you.
Who is he/she/it/whatever?
That would be an AI, for no-brainers...
How in the world can a man strap a wingset with small jet engines on his back and travel 186 mph for 5 minutes over the Alps???
Very easily, if he doesn't care too much about the landing.
In the interest of scientific study, would you like to tie this very durable and fireproof rope around your arm?
No, I would not.
Are you lot weird?
Matter of opinion. Hardly worth the time it would take to debate it.
What is the best time to use a rhetorical question?
04:35 AM.
Will mastery of golf aid us against the dreaded Yog-Sothoth?
The magic eight ball says "ask again later".
Do you trust the magic eight ball?
Not really, no.
Will it take it personally if I tell it so?
Depends on the time of day. Could be weird at one point, wired the next and suddenly wider later on. I personally go for good ole' looney with a pinch of dementia. Ninjafied
Maybe later, ask again some other time.
How many looners does it take to wind a clockwork chicken?
None. The chicken winds itself.
Who would make a clockwork chicken that couldn't wind itself?
The same one that would make an indoor sundial.
Why would this person make such a thing?
You'd have to ask the idiot yourself. Although he could have built said sundial in a room with a skylight.
How do babies get that damed portly before they're even born?
Mommy went on a binge and told junior to eat all the supper inside the womb.
Was she trying for the biggest baby record?
Maybe. I guess that Cloverfield didn't make the grade, though. There have been fatter babies unleashed upon us.
Do they make baby Bowflexes?
Well, I suppose if a dwarf child died in an unexpected goblin attack you could use its bones to craft...
How do you know when you've been playing too much Dwarf Fortress?
You don't.
What do you do with a drunken sailor?
I'd give him a cup of coffee.
Why, what were you expecting?
Rifle through his pockets for money.
Et tu?
Yeah, you see a drunk, ya roll 'em.
Ever find anything good?
Et ego, Magus (captures and sends the Mage King to the Land of the Dark Lord or a parliament of his choice).
Who parked his/her spaceship on my lawn?
The evil, evil rodents known as squirrels.
Where the hell did they get spaceships?
Costco, cheaper by the gross.
Have you ever looked into the face of destiny?
Yeah it wasn't great to look at; there was too much crap masking the face.
Why do potatoes need so many eyes if they are blind?
They keep hoping that the next eye will have a mutation that lets them see.
What's up with tailbones?
I think we used to have tails... although, I'm not sure about that...
Is it because of Evolution (or Darwinism), or is there some other underlying secret that we as humans don't know about?
There is no secret, there is no spoon and these aren't the droids you are looking for. Nope, nothing to see here folks...
Who wants to help with a book burning ceremony?
Hoof Hearted?
NEVER!
What's your least favourite sport?
I don't know, but it's probably somewhere in the vast Russian tundra or maybe Alabama.
Have you seen my hat?
No.
Is this awesome?
Not really. You can't use it for anything and they're actually pretty common. Places sell all sorts of odd dice and I've even seen 'sets' of the odd ones sold. Fail.
If blood makes the grass grow, wouldn't the Red Cross be a much better lawn care company than, say, Chemlawn?
That was just an excuse for more stabbing and spilling of blood, wasn't it?
Probably, but do you really need an excuse for that?
It may help at court.
Who stole the emperor's teddy bear?
The squirrels.
Why did they steal it?
Major layoffs in the Rescue Rangers and a shortage in the acorn market.
How will you cope with the inevitable invasion of the moon men?
It's really the squirrels that are the trouble...
Allaiance against them all?
Maybe.
How about an Axis instead?
...No.
Gurren Lagann?
Sure!
Mind throwing in a bit of the original Kidō Senshi Gandamu?
Never seen it.
Which mecha?
The Star Adder of course. Only one that matters.
Speaking of matter, what's with all the dark stuff?
What Dark stuff?
What is the name of the one character that everyone in the Edition Wars forum games that everyone avoids, and why do they avoid him?
Bud the Goblin but he's too high to care why.
If the Acme company really existed would you buy anything from them?
Heck yes! Being able to carry around a black hole anywhere you needed one would be epic!
What in the world would you do with a black hole you could carry around in a pizza box?
It will be my gift to Cthulhu&co. Free trip in my black hole.
Will they appreciate it?
No, they would just kill you in some horrble and impossible way.
If you could use one spell from D&D(useable at-will) which one would it be and what would you use it for?
At-Will ability to use Wish? Damned straight. I'd do anything I wanted to with that little gem.
What would you do with an At-Will Wish spell?
Simple, everything except summon the Elder Gods or any of their minions.
What would you do if you became an Elder God?
Have a pint and play some poker with Buddha. That round guy is awesome!
Buddha vs Stay Puffed Marshmellow Man. Who'd win, and why?
Cthulu. Because.
Accurate?
I keep hearing that word.
What the hell is a Chuthlu [sp?]?
Google Howard Philips Lovecraft you will get the answer(it may cost you your sanity but you will have your answer).
Can you think of a question?
Yes, and thank you. I should have thought of doing that.
Why didn't I think of that?
I don't know.
Why didn't you?
The Voices in my head wouldn't let me think.
How do I silence the Voices?
Drown them in blood.
How many voices?
42! That was easy.
Who brought the giraffe in the OTT?
Millions...The F-ing ninja, that's who!
Should I do as they say, and kill the squirrels?
Only if they are dragon-squirells everyone know they always betray and eat the hearts of anyone trusting enough.
Which is better 12,000 evil squirells, or Foamy the Squirell?
Several megatons worth of explosives, given to the rodents, with th detenator in my hands.
Is that at all a bad idea?
That depends.
How far away are you?
Very, very far.
Should we ship stuff to Pluto, the planetoid?
Yes, mainly zombies and death row inmates. All to prepare for the coming war.
What is the coming war?
Only if we use UPS.
What has Brown down for you?
Ninja'd
Pirates vs Ninjas, End Game.
Are there any pirates here?
The Holy Order of the Knight's of Annoyance, versus those fake knights.
Delivered my books to me.
Will ye join me and the Holy Order?
I'll do one better all 512 of me will join as long as we get headphones to listen rock music.
Do we have the pluto ninja under control yet?
Yes, Sir DiBs.
Shall we attack our opponents?
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Do you think we could get the Overkill Mages to join?
I AM the overkill mages. They are with us already. We march at noon, tomorrow.
Are ye ready?
Yeppers.
Who dies first?
The enemy king
Where to strike first ?
I recommend the fridge-the cake is still in there.
What do you think?
Well, there's a chance that a cake might not be in there... Ah- what the heck? Go Ahead!
I flip a coin- which side will it end on?
On it's side, standing straight up.
Have you ever heard Cake?
The band: Yes.
Ever get the moment in time where you feel weightless and your body starts to go numb for a split second and then you regain control of your body?
Not since I quit ... umm. Yeah.
Have you ever seen a sound?
No, but once I was attacked by the Colour out of Space. Fortunately I defeated it with my trusted eraser.
Who spilled a whole truckload of ketchup on EE's Ivory Tower and why?
That's a little more graphic than I'm confortable with getting into here.
Why am I always so tired?
Because you work out too much.
Why do I eat lunch at 11:15, and not noon like a normal person?
As a super hero, you operate on a different timetable than common people.
What is Cpt. Micha's superpower?
He is a Knight of Annoyance!He needs not a 'superpower'.
Knights, are ye ready for the attack?
Hey waitaminute.
This superpower thing might be interesting....
Indeed.
What happened to the heroic Cpt. Micha's question?
Those evil knights of the round got it.
War?
Nah, it was his supervillainous nemesis that actually did it.
Who is Cpt. Micha nemesis?
Cpt. Micha-Doppelganger!
What powers would Cpt. Micha-Doppelganger possess to annihilate his Nemesis?
If he were a doppleganger, his powers would be the same as Micha's, no?
Olympics in Rio: Better than Olympics in Chicago?
Not as good as Olympics in Afghanistan. "Where every event is a bang!"
Bang or Boom?
Boom.
What super powers do I have?
Flight, superhuman speed, pyrokineticism and really cool sunglasses.
Who is your favourite Street Fighter character?
Chun Li
Who's your favorite Eternal Champions character?
Midknight.
Who is your favourite incarnation of the Eternal Champion?
Were the characters the various incarnations? I can't recall. If so, Jetta, Shadow or Midknight. Mostly Jetta.
Do I have any idea what I'm talking about here?
The fighting game for Megacd, correct? OTOH, I meant, Moor**** eternal champion. Elric, Corum, Hawkmoon etc.
So...which incarnation of Moor**** Eternal Champion is your favourite?
Edit: Seriously....the name of one of 20th century's greatest fantasy and science fiction writers was censored?
I was talking about the Sega Genesis version, but they may be the same. I've never read Moorerooster, but I hear Elric is awesome. So I choose Elric.
Did I do it right that time and isn't it ridiculous I had to spell the man's name Moorerooster?
Well, it did the trick so well done.
Any other cool tricks out there?
Not that I'm aware of.
What kinda cool trick are we lookin' for anyway?
I don't know. Any cool trick would do.
Any volunteers?
Not me. I'm all sleepy an' stuff.
You got any tricks you've yet to show us?
Well, I'm under contract so I can't. Let's say I made a deal with some guy call Ascerbicus from a place called the Nine Bells. There was too much racket and I had drunk a few buckets of vodka so I may have misheard. Now I'm stuck with this !@#$% contract.
How can I escape?
That guy is a chump when it comes to contracts, I know he taught me half of what I know. Now give me the contract I shall read and see if there are any loopholes.
BTW do you have any other outstanding contracts?
Not really. Someone tried to sell me the Tower of London but I stabbed him with my trusted swordsfish.
What's your favourite sealife weapon?
Narwhal tusk.
Ever use a cephalopod for bondage?
I'm afraid I haven''t.
Are they effective?
Yep. A li'l gooey, but that adds to the ambiance, IMO.
Goo: More or less?
Depends on what its use will be.
So, how do you propose we should use our goo?
Well, that depends an awful lot on what you mean by 'we' and just how far you're willing to push your personal boundaries and comfort level, doesn't it?
Let's assume that "we"=the human race, as a whole.
So, how should the human race employ goo?
Goo (perfect, Ellorin)... stick a bomb in a big pile of goo and whaddaya get?
Splattered goo that reforms?
Do you know what... my real first name is?
Nope.
Will learning it render me mad?
...Sadly, no. You can't mke something that already is mad mad.
Was that confusing?
Not at all.
Who painted the Forbiddden City pink?
The squirrels. They're trying to humiliate us before making an attack...
Am I at all paranoid?
No, it's the truth! And now they're trying to paint Escher's ivory tower turquoise!
How can we stop the colourful rodent threat?
Kill 'em all!
Overkill?
It would be, if the squirrels had not realized the method to obtaining omnipotence. Your meager power pales before theirs.
Would you care to take a trolley ride with me through the fifth dimension?
Can we kill squirrels while we're at it?
Sadly the squirells do not inhabit the 5th dimension, so no.
Do you wish to go to the 8th dimension(they have a bounty on squirell there due to the fact that they reproduce 200 times as fast there)?
KILL 'EM ALL!
...Is that at all insane?
Not at all however I may not be the best person to answer this question.
Do you think I am qualified to answer your question?
I am not qualified to answer that question.
Is Friend Computer your friend?
No FC killed PC, I think with an apple.
Have you ever seen an apple break a bowling ball(I have)?
No, but I have seen a banana break my windshield.
What fruit would you choose as your weapon in a deathmatch?
A homosexual drow, they're poisonous.
Where do lost TN souls go when they die?
Where everybody else goes.No, I don't know what happens when they reach their destination.
How did ZB catch the Bigfoot?
What are you talking about Z_B never caught me, seriously I have huge feet and a beard that once fought Chuck Norris(after the first roundhouse kick Chuck was missing his shoe, the second his sock, Chuck didn't kick again).
Why has my beard not conquered the world?
A gnome shaved it.It is the key to his nefarious world-conqueringl.
How is he planning to use it?
Sticking it on a female Deva's head- and calling it a Medusa.
That sound weird?
You would think people would stop asking that question around here.
How many times does it take for you to learn from your mistakes?
Wouldn't know, I don't make any.
Where do the cows go when they're not home?
They hang out at my place and we bake cookies and play twister and Smash Brothers and have all sorts of magical adventures which end with some smal child in critical condition giving everyone a bit of uplifting moral insight.
How about the antelopes?
Half of them are addicted to gambling. The other half has enlisted or is trying to enlist in the French Foreign Legion.
They say that a monster of legend has built its lair under the tower of Eiffel. Which one is it?
Cthulhu. The great king of madness gotta have his pastries.
What is your most terrible wish?
A game of poker with that guy and the rest of his pals.
Is that at all wierd?
Not at all- but playing poker with a bunch of strangers online is...
If you had the chance, would you train for CPR?
Perhaps. On the other hand, I can be very clumsy at times.
Which Star Wars character should be drawn and quartered and why?
The entirety of the Skywalker clan, because they're the entie causeof strife in the galaxy.
Accurate?
The entirety of the Skywalker clan, because they're the entie causeof strife in the galaxy.
Accurate?
I believe so.
What's the dumbest question you ever asked someone?
TheSeventhStooge...
'I can't find the knight's hit die in the PH2. I think I got a misprinted copy...'
To a Wizards rep, on the phone, a couple of years ago. Just before I looked above table containing the knight's abilitys by level...
Was that stupid?
Ignorant perhaps. If you think the two are equivalent, then, yes.
Why did Constantinople get the works?
That's nobody's business but the Turks.
Why would anyone want to put catchup, mustard, mayo, pickles, onions, cheese, lettuce, tomato, pepper and all that other crap on Constantinople anyway?
Because they were extortioned.
Who is the vile extortionist?
It was Napoleon...the third! (See there? Switched it up on you, didn't I? Bet you weren't expecting that.)
What is indispensable for a hiking trip on the ocean floor?
Drinking water, of course.
Roy G Biv: Colorful cat or just a bore?
Who?
Surprised I'm back now?
Not really. Surprised that you don't know Roy, though.
What's become of our education system?
I wouldn't know, considering that I was home schooled because it wasn't good enough for me, right up to college.
Does that explain a lot?
I guess it explains why you'd not know Roy.
Red, orange, yellow, green, blue, indigo and violet don't ring any bells, eh?
It reminds me of a Darkwing Duck episode.
Is it true that the witch-king just sued the Mage King?
Yes, for all the Queen's in the world!
Does the Queen get jacked by the Jack, or does the King king the Queen instead?
None of the above. It was the ace of spades in the dinning room with a fat man mini-nuke.
Does anyone know if the Knights of the Round have given up fighting against the Knights of Annoyance?
When did they start? It was the Knights of Annoyance doing what they do best until they got bored.
What is your avourite kind of cheese?
Muenster, moderately sharp.
What would be your least favourite thing to label?
Spiders. I despise spiders. Spider-man too.
Do you despise Spider-man as well?
No! Spiders I despise, but Spider-Man I admire.
No despise, or too admire?
Whut?
Fire or more fire?
MORE FIRE, because of the 2 of the natural laws
1. Everything burns
2. If something doesn't burn see rule 1.
What is the most powerful force discovered by humanoids?
Chuck Norris.
What?
I said LOOK OUT! A 30 m. TALL NEWT IS AFTER YOU!
Who sent it after the Mage King?
Someone whose life expectancy shortened considerably...
Why is that?
Because the giant newt ran over him/her as it began chasing its prey.But worry not, good readers! A well-known superheroine shall save the mage king from the amphibian menace!
Who is she?
Odd?
I've heard worse.
Which Core D&D deity would you rather decorate your new house and why?
Fharlanghn because he might actually not try to convert me. And I wouldn't mind having a few souvenirs of his travels around the house.
What about you?
Boccob. Maybe he'll leave some of those books of his around...
Do you know what today, October 23rd, is?
The anniversary of the defeat of Brutus by Octavian and Mark Anthony, the beginning of the second battle of El-Alamein and the birth of the Smurfs. Here's the complete list.
But you didn't mean any of those, did you?
Yep. It's my 18th birthday. Feel free to say 'happy birthday'.
Do think that the entirety of Gurren Lagann on DVD is a nice present? With a LED Core Drill?
Not for me-I have no idea what you're talking about. It may be a nice gift for you, though.
What would be a nice present for an Illithid's birthday?
B'goo.
You don't have any idea what that is, do ya?
According to my Tragicomicon copy, it's a type of hat.
Is that correct?
Likely, but no. B'goo was actually the brine used for the care of Illithid young. A character of mine was constantly eating things he shouldn't. And he was dumb. So he thought that this shipment of brine which we had taken was actually Illithid food - Brain Goo - which he shortened to B'goo. After trying some (tasted terrible) - cuz eating brains gives you knowledge and power, he did exceptionally well in his next battle (or thought he did) and so it became a ritual of sorts to take a shot before a fight. And that's the story of the origin of B'goo. A really, really stupid misunderstanding.
Long story is long?
Not really, no.
Too late, anyway. I sent a cart full of turquoise pajamas to the local illithid overlord-wannabe. Will he be insulted?
...No. In fact, he'd like to have you over for dinner.
WtHdYTIa: Do you know what that means?
No, and after 4 days I doubt that I had to.
Who let the T-Rexes out?
No clue.
And WtHdYTIa means 'Who the hell do you think I am?'
Well?
Anyways WWW the Apocalypse or Cthulhu?
Cthulhu.
Have I doomed us all?!
No I did as soon as Owls told me how.
WWW the Apocalypse or Owls?
Owls. If the X-men did it, Owls can certainly defeat Apocalypse.
Who's the most ridiculous vllain ever?
Squirrel Girl. Seriously.
Do you agree?
It's a strong candidate.
Which D&D monster would make a great soprano?
Valkyrie?
Right?
Wrong!
Am I right?
Yes, you are.
What is the proper way to greet a world-famous red dragon chef?
Hello! Would you like me marinated, then either fried or crispy?
So, which do you prefer?
Truce?
Like it?
Very much so.
Anyone else turned on? Uh... I mean...
Which sports team should be in tar and feathers?
Well?
And if everybody wins, everybody gets a free beer yes?
Is that a bit of a killjoy?
Sir Killjoy McKillalllifeitself sounds kinda catchy?
HI-V?
How did Colonel Mustard get his surname?
What would happen if we went back in time and stopped the big bang?
Wherever did you get that catchy 'White Doom' idea that's in your sig? :P
What are You(you being whoever responds) doing?
Is that a bit literal minded?
Has TMK(or anyone other than myself for that matter) ever checked the comments section in his Squirell Haters group?
Who the hell do you think I am?!
Which one and why Goku or Simon?
No telling.
Was that a cheap cop out?
Why did the Ringwraith cross the road?
What do you do with a drunken sailor?
Was it er-lye in the mornin'?
Well?
Takin' cash from drunk people rocks, no?
Realisticly, do you think that the'd have much cash?
Is the flying teacup the new spaceship model that will finally replace the tried and true flying saucer?
Would you be willing to take part in a new Edition War forum game?
Have you ever seem me before this thread?
Celtic Polka?
Beer-Barrel Polka?
Bagpipes+Accordian=?
Bagpipes+Accordian+Washboard+Organ?
Care to join the Knights of Annoyance?
Well?
College Football, best or bestest?
Like Heroes.
Do you watch Heroes?
how can you not like people trying to kill each other?
See my point?
How many roads must a man walk?
Would you want to have the Bistromathic?
?Donde esta tu towel?
Say, do you know where your towel is?
why do you want to know?
Did it?
Do you want your towel back?
Useful cantrip?
What towel? I use Prestidigitation.
Useful cantrip?
Not as useful as a towel
Why do you assume I play DnD?
Because you're in the Dungeons and Dragons section of the forums.
Reasonable?
Weird?
Are you a 3.5er?
Can't you read?
Yes, but I'm kinda trying to do some other things right now. Like gather data for a prject I've got that's due on Monday.
Care to point me in the direction of a list of Las Vegas' casinos' revenue, by individual casino?
What is this proect for?
And it's for a statistics class. A bit of a pai, but ya gotta take what ya gotta take...
Do you agree?
What do you think my alignment is(D&D 3.5 please)?
Mine?
Who is the Greyhawk equivalent of Batman?
How many swords could a sword-chuck chuck if a sword-chuck could Chuck Norris?
How many times do I have to break causality in order to reduce exsistence to a single point that shifts through a light spectum without time?
Why does it seem like we're the only ones posting in this thread?
When will they be right?
If a turtle loses his shell, is it naked or homeless?
Why hasn't my head exploded?
Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?
Rocks?
Was that useless?
Asgyfjb DFhfugndvbn Yuinkuhkb. Did you understand that?
Where would you even get all those badgers and stilts?
Since there is a speed of light and a speed of sound, is there a speed of smell?
Why is there an electoral college?
What's a question with no answer called?
Who's buried in Grant's tomb?
How did this occur?
What is all logic based upon?
True?
Do you agree that logic is flawed
?What is the best kind of revolution?
Do you agree?
Do you agree?
What's your favourite Mozart composition?
Who would win in a boxing match: Paganini or Johan Strauss Jr.?
Which classical era composer had the most awesome hairstyle?