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#1 mudbunny May 05, 2008 11:09:25	Rules: Answer the silly question, ask another silly question. Pirates, ninjas, or Nazi Zombie Bugbears??
#2 seTiny May 07, 2008 10:35:16	Pirates, ninjas, or Nazi Zombie Bugbears?? Pirates Elf, Dwarf, or Dwelf? Dwelf = half elf half dwarf.
#42 Idolis Mar 15, 2009 22:13:02	Eminem Love Boat, Three's Company, or the Dating Game?
#43 baneofelves Mar 15, 2009 22:15:02	Dating Game (no idea what these are, so I picked at random) Children of Bodom or The Kovenant?
#44 Idolis Mar 15, 2009 22:23:32	(You don't know seventies TV shows. Who woulda thunk it? It seems you got me back because I don't know those either so here goes: ) Kovenant King Soloman or King David?
#45 baneofelves Mar 15, 2009 22:25:54	King Soloman Disturbed or Breaking Benjamin?
#46 Idolis Mar 15, 2009 22:27:45	Disturbed (Hey I know one) Rental or Fix'er Up?
#47 baneofelves Mar 15, 2009 22:30:04	Rental HALO or Call of Duty?
#48 Idolis Mar 15, 2009 22:31:38	Call of Duty (WWII games rock) Hair on the opposite sex: Short or Long?
#49 baneofelves Mar 15, 2009 22:33:34	long Space Zombies or PirateNinjas?
#50 Idolis Mar 15, 2009 22:52:35	PirateNinja's Mustache, Goatee, Beard, or Clean Shaven?
#51 baneofelves Mar 15, 2009 22:56:17	Clean Shaven Fack or Just Lose It?
#52 ciaran Mar 16, 2009 1:31:54	No idea what you're talkin' 'bout Willis. O.P.P. or O.P.P.?
#53 Idolis Mar 16, 2009 1:55:41	Pop goes the weasel Slick or icy?
#54 boj0 Mar 16, 2009 8:57:03	Icy Rock, rap, or country?
#55 The-Mage-King Mar 16, 2009 9:02:53	Rock. C4 or no C4?
#56 zombie_babies Mar 16, 2009 9:29:55	C4 works. midnitepoison's fan club or Zombie_Babies'?
#57 dirtyfrank Mar 16, 2009 9:31:10	Z_B's If you were to walk in a circle, how big would it be?
#58 The-Mage-King Mar 16, 2009 9:32:06	Big. More C4 or a guided rocket?
#59 dirtyfrank Mar 16, 2009 9:34:08	Depends what I'm blowing up, but other than that I can go with C4. If you had a square, what color would you make it?
#60 The-Mage-King Mar 16, 2009 9:37:50	Exploded. Explosives or not?
#61 dirtyfrank Mar 16, 2009 9:39:32	Not If you were an ostrich, how deep would you bury your head?
#62 trappedslider Mar 16, 2009 9:49:44	Deep enough to be seens by the likes of you IF ninjas and pirates fought who would win?
#63 dirtyfrank Mar 16, 2009 9:50:54	Ninjas What it the shortest distance between two points?
#64 The-Mage-King Mar 16, 2009 9:53:56	An explosion. Napalm or no?
#65 trappedslider Mar 16, 2009 9:54:10	no (now back to acturaly illy questions) IF a clown and a monkey teamed up to fight a fly would anyone care?
#66 dirtyfrank Mar 16, 2009 9:55:20	maybe. Is the monkey throwing anything?
#67 The-Mage-King Mar 16, 2009 9:57:12	The Holy Handgrenade of Antioch. Who would win in a free-for-all: Gandalf, Merlin, or Eliminister?
#68 dirtyfrank Mar 16, 2009 9:59:24	Gandalf If flies fly then do squatters squat?
#69 trappedslider Mar 16, 2009 9:59:58	I owuld hope so If a monkey rode a motor bike backwards up a hill and then did a hand stand on the seat would a turkey still be killed for thanksgiving?
#70 The-Mage-King Mar 16, 2009 10:01:15	Yes, then the bike would explode. Is everything better with explosions?
#71 boj0 Mar 16, 2009 10:39:22	Only if followed with fire Favorite Pokemon?
#72 dirtyfrank Mar 16, 2009 10:50:11	Charizard Does everything that The-Mage-King talks about include explosions and explosives?
#73 The-Mage-King Mar 16, 2009 11:03:39	No. Some of it includes fire. See question about napalm. Most powerful Pokemon?
#74 rake Mar 16, 2009 11:32:41	The Cloverfield monster. You can't prove that he isn't. How the hell would Gandalf beat Eleminster, dirtyfrank?
#75 dirtyfrank Mar 16, 2009 11:38:54	Gandalf is a god and if he ain't fighting on middle earth and since Eleminster isn't someone that Gandalf is forbidden to use his powers on, Eleminster is dead meat. Why are you participating in this thread?
#76 The-Mage-King Mar 16, 2009 11:43:09	Because. Any chance of a peaceful surrender of the Fourth Empire to 3.x?
#77 rake Mar 16, 2009 11:45:00	Gandalf is a god and if he ain't fighting on middle earth and since Eleminster isn't someone that Gandalf is forbidden to use his powers on, Eleminster is dead meat. Why are you participating in this thread? Beats workin'. What would you wish for if you had three wishes (no wishing for wishes, and no wishing for a bunch of things at once, i.e. 'I wish for everything on this list')?
#78 rake Mar 16, 2009 11:45:34	Because. Any chance of a peaceful surrender of the Fourth Empire to 3.x? Ninja'd! And no, they're not bright enough to surrender.
#79 dirtyfrank Mar 16, 2009 11:47:31	Any chance of a peaceful surrender of the Fourth Empire to 3.x? NO What would you wish for if you had three wishes (no wishing for wishes, and no wishing for a bunch of things at once, i.e. 'I wish for everything on this list')? A Hi-V, a , and a . How many fingers do I have behind my back?
#80 tiwaztyrsfist Mar 16, 2009 12:01:49	All of them on the left hand, which is four, due to the accident. If you were going to barbarque a penguin, would you use a dry rub, a sweet sauce like KC Masterpiece, or a spicy vinegary sauce like Gates BBQ?
#81 The-Mage-King Mar 16, 2009 12:03:36	I'd use C-4 overkill. What do water and electricity make when combined?
#82 tiwaztyrsfist Mar 16, 2009 12:19:15	Entertainment. If one Amtrak train leaves Kansas City heading East at 50 mph, and another leaves St. Louis heading West at 70 mph, when and where will each train derail?
#83 The-Mage-King Mar 16, 2009 13:06:40	Where something gets blown up. Fire or sonic?
#84 rake Mar 16, 2009 13:08:04	Acid. Slaad are immune to sonic. Slaad bad. Who's the boss?
#85 zombie_babies Mar 16, 2009 13:11:23	Tony Muthasmurfin' Danza, beatches! Alyssa Milano: Hawtter during Charmed or Who's the Boss?
#86 josheva Mar 16, 2009 16:58:29	Gandalf is a god and if he ain't fighting on middle earth and since Eleminster isn't someone that Gandalf is forbidden to use his powers on, Eleminster is dead meat. Gandalf is comparable to an angel; not god
#87 Idolis Mar 16, 2009 17:01:04	Tony Muthasmurfin' Danza, beatches! Alyssa Milano: Hawtter during Charmed or Who's the Boss? Charmed Playboy or Hustler?
#88 trappedslider Mar 16, 2009 17:34:31	Charmed Playboy or Hustler? so much for silly questions Who would win in a ifght :Frosty vs Santa,no red nose raindeer for Santa.
#89 baneofelves Mar 16, 2009 17:36:57	Santa (watch the episode of south park where he tries to bring Christmas to Iraq) Rubber Chicken Dire Flail, or a Confetti Greatsword?
#90 trappedslider Mar 16, 2009 17:39:09	Santa (watch the episode of south park where he tries to bring Christmas to Iraq) Rubber Chicken Dire Flail, or a Confetti Greatsword? rubber hcicken Why do not people not understand hte intent of the thread in regards to asking a sily questions,but instead offer a silly choice?
#91 baneofelves Mar 16, 2009 17:42:32	because they didn't read the OP. Who would win in a fight: Barney, or Big Bird? (assuming that both don't have thier crew with 'em)
#92 Idolis Mar 16, 2009 17:47:33	Barney Why do some people find it so hard to laugh at something funny instead of berating someone for not being funny they want them to be?
#93 baneofelves Mar 16, 2009 18:02:18	I don't know. Perhaps they feel insecure about their humor? What is cooler, Mr. Hanky, Towelie, or Mr. Slave?
#94 Idolis Mar 16, 2009 18:04:26	Towlie. Let's get Hiiiiiiiiigh. Does Aquaman smell like tuna?
#95 baneofelves Mar 16, 2009 18:09:57	Yes. Does Hellboy fart fire?
#96 Idolis Mar 16, 2009 18:12:27	He hasn't but probably can. Would you save a horse by riding a cowboy?
#97 baneofelves Mar 16, 2009 18:14:39	Cowboy, no. CowGIRL.....:D oh hells yeah. What would happen if you shoved food up your butt?
#98 Idolis Mar 16, 2009 18:18:14	Hemoroids. If Aquaman ate sushi would he then be a canibal?
#99 stealthmarmot Mar 16, 2009 18:35:01	Yes but that's the least of Aquaman's problems. How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if the woodchuck could Chuck Norris?
#100 baneofelves Mar 16, 2009 18:42:34	Over NINE-THOUSAAAAND! What would happen if Chuck Norris punched the sun?
#101 Idolis Mar 16, 2009 18:43:55	Dammit Ninja'd The moon would pimp slap his ass. Where is the bathroom on Wonder Woman's invisible plane and would she use it?
#102 baneofelves Mar 16, 2009 19:03:00	Down the corner, to the left, and no. What IS it that we smell the Rock cooking?
#103 pigknight Mar 16, 2009 19:04:26	What the rock is cooking. Who's the poster girl of OTT: Midnite, Minja or Puppet?
#104 baneofelves Mar 16, 2009 19:05:31	Puppet. Who is more annying, baneofelves, or JimProfit?
#105 pigknight Mar 16, 2009 19:05:59	BaneofProfits. White or black?
#106 baneofelves Mar 16, 2009 19:10:20	Grey Who is more of an ***hole: Titanium Dragon or Psychotic Robot?
#107 pigknight Mar 16, 2009 19:16:20	Neither. Furry or snore fetish?
#108 baneofelves Mar 16, 2009 19:21:09	Neither. Would you rather drink the blood of the innocent, or dog urine?
#109 pigknight Mar 16, 2009 19:23:42	Blood. Vampire or catgirl?
#110 baneofelves Mar 16, 2009 19:42:07	Catgirl. Who would win in a fight: Master Chief or Donald Trump?
#111 pigknight Mar 16, 2009 19:42:41	Donald Trump. Katana or Lightsaber?
#112 raz_fox Mar 16, 2009 20:43:32	Katana. Because 50,000 squealing fanbois can't be wrong. Ike or Marth?
#113 crossroads_wanderer Mar 17, 2009 1:25:46	Ike, not that I really know that much about either. (Beyond SSB that is. :D) Strawberry or blueberry?
#114 dirtyfrank Mar 17, 2009 1:40:22	I like my women with strawberries. Male or female?
#115 Reg06 Mar 17, 2009 1:46:05	Male. Zombies or unicorns?
#116 dirtyfrank Mar 17, 2009 1:48:10	Polycorns If you could be a star, how brightly would you shine?
#117 Reg06 Mar 17, 2009 1:55:01	Neutronly Chainsaw on a machine gun, or gun that fires chainsaw rockets?
#118 crossroads_wanderer Mar 17, 2009 2:06:47	Chainsaw rocket gun. ;) Death by burning or drowning?
#119 dirtyfrank Mar 17, 2009 2:11:24	Burning because it means I'm a witch. Hop, skip or jump?
#120 crossroads_wanderer Mar 17, 2009 2:18:24	Skip. It's more fun and makes people think you have the mental maturity of an eight year old. :D RPing or power combat?
#121 dirtyfrank Mar 17, 2009 2:22:34	RPing because I like 4e. Fly, swim or crawl?
#122 crossroads_wanderer Mar 17, 2009 2:32:54	flyswim. Can I be a flying fish? :D Minotaur or gnoll?
#123 dirtyfrank Mar 17, 2009 2:35:25	Minotaur, cuz cows are smexier than hyenas. If you were a rock, how much would you roll?
#124 crossroads_wanderer Mar 17, 2009 2:36:56	Enough not to gather moss. If you were a tree, where would you be? (I didn't mean to sound like Dr. Seuss. :rolleyes
#125 dirtyfrank Mar 17, 2009 2:41:37	Next to the sea, I would be. ;) Who is your favorite LotR character?
#126 crossroads_wanderer Mar 17, 2009 2:45:37	Aragorn. Not only because , but also because he is a morally upright, rangery guy. What is your favorite character class?
#127 dirtyfrank Mar 17, 2009 2:47:26	The one with arcane magic, so I guess that means wizard. Should you be in bed?
#128 crossroads_wanderer Mar 17, 2009 2:48:11	Yes, but I'm writing an ethics paper while I'm goofing off over here. Do you have class tomorrow?
#129 dirtyfrank Mar 17, 2009 2:49:52	Nope. An ethics paper for what?
#130 crossroads_wanderer Mar 17, 2009 2:53:36	I'm writing about error theory. It states that there are moral facts, but that none of them are true. It is a little complicated to explain without talking for quite a long time. Basically it means that, if you assert that stealing is wrong, or if you assert that stealing is right, neither is true. Have you taken any classes in the humanities?
#131 dirtyfrank Mar 17, 2009 2:56:09	Ya. Do you like to take classes, have class or be classy?
#132 crossroads_wanderer Mar 17, 2009 2:57:04	All three, though the last two can be interpreted to say the same thing. What is the highest level D&D character you have ever played?
#133 dirtyfrank Mar 17, 2009 13:46:31	The highest I got a character was level 10 ish. Lizardfolk Dragonfire Adept. Is it just me or is it hot in here?
#134 rake Mar 17, 2009 14:32:51	If you wanted me to take my shirt off, you could've just asked. One fish, two fish, red fish, or blue fish?
#135 zombie_babies Mar 17, 2009 14:35:57	Two. One red and one blue! If you were me, who would you be?
#136 dirtyfrank Mar 17, 2009 14:37:22	I would be you. If you could be dirty[insert your username], how dirty would you be and why?
#137 Idolis Mar 17, 2009 15:04:12	Not as dirty as you. No one can be as dirty as you. Have you ever played a maimed character?
#138 crossroads_wanderer Mar 17, 2009 15:40:00	Not as dirty as you. No one can be as dirty as you. Have you ever played a maimed character? Only psychologically maimed. :D What is the weirdest character name you have ever used?
#139 Idolis Mar 17, 2009 15:43:38	Maxwell Rockinghorse Has a game ever came to a stand still and devolved into the characters trying to create a erotic fantasy because you were there? Disclaimer: This is a gender nuetral question and is not meant to be sexist in any way.
#140 crossroads_wanderer Mar 17, 2009 15:47:05	No, especially considering that all but one of the games of D&D I have ever played has been with my family. Have you ever played an evil character?
#141 Idolis Mar 17, 2009 15:51:52	No. I wouldn't even know how to be evil. Do you slam dance?
#142 crossroads_wanderer Mar 17, 2009 16:01:40	No, I don't even know what that is. Do you like chickens? EDIT: I do mosh sometimes, though I haven't done the more violent kind. So I suppose the answer is maybe. I did get pushed down in a mosh pit once by the crowd being kind of violent and swaying all over the place, but the couple behind me helped me up again.
#143 Idolis Mar 17, 2009 16:09:15	(It's what goes on in a mosh pit. People slam into each other. It isn't a real dance until someone gets hurt.) Not really. I'm a chicken so it would be canabalism. I can look at them smexy chicks though. Have you contemplated murder and who was it?
#144 Reg06 Mar 17, 2009 16:09:15	Ninja'd Not with intent. But sure. Loads of people, some of whom I've since forgiven. Monster Camp, or Darkon?
#145 tiwaztyrsfist Mar 17, 2009 17:12:40	Darkon. Would you rather play a Lawful stupid Paladin, or a Kender?
#146 ciaran Mar 17, 2009 17:49:04	Lawful stupid Paladin, because there are no Lawful stupid Paladins, only Lawful stupid players. Is it really all the same? Are the names really the only thing that changes?
#147 krownhunter07 Mar 17, 2009 18:04:20	Names and things change. Q: Who wouldn't want to be Superman?
#148 pigknight Mar 17, 2009 18:05:07	Not me. Pigs or boars?
#149 dirtyfrank Mar 17, 2009 19:03:14	Boars because they have Orc tusks. Julii, Brutii or Scipii?
#150 ciaran Mar 18, 2009 0:55:02	ascii King of Beers or Sum of All Fears?
#151 turalisj Mar 18, 2009 1:02:50	Sum of All Fears Incarnum or Psionics?
#152 stealthmarmot Mar 18, 2009 1:49:30	No. Red Wine or White Wine?
#153 KillerGM Mar 18, 2009 1:51:30	Red. Games of chance or skill?
#154 stealthmarmot Mar 18, 2009 1:52:04	Skill when I win, chance when you win. First person shooters or Third Person shooters?
#155 baneofelves Mar 18, 2009 1:52:26	First Person Shooter Who would win in a fight, Ganondorf or Samus Aran?
#156 KillerGM Mar 18, 2009 1:58:41	Who? Blissful ignorance or tortured knowledge?
#157 pigknight Mar 18, 2009 5:58:51	Blissful torture ;) Bacon or ham?
#158 rake Mar 18, 2009 11:15:05	Ham. You are definately a ham. Coke or Pepsi?
#159 zombie_babies Mar 18, 2009 11:37:41	.... Pepsi Who would win: you or me?
#160 rake Mar 18, 2009 11:48:51	Who would win: you or me? Batman. What is The Secret?
#161 zombie_babies Mar 18, 2009 11:52:39	If I told you, it wouldn't be a secret anymore. Nice try, pal. If you had to kill off one of the voices in your head (to make room), who would it be?
#162 baneofelves Mar 18, 2009 14:15:37	Who? You've never played Metroid or Legend of Zelda.....you poor soul you. Yes. Who would win in a fight, Baby Cyborg Jesus or Mecha Darth Godzilla?
#163 rake Mar 18, 2009 14:16:34	Who would win in a fight, Baby Cyborg Jesus or Mecha Darth Godzilla? Batman. I'll ask again, because SOMEBODY got it wrong last time: Coke or Pepsi?
#164 dirtyfrank Mar 18, 2009 16:51:31	Coke.......Wait, the drink or the powder? Dr. McDreamy or Dr. Who?
#165 lobo_grimm_dup Mar 18, 2009 17:32:34	Dr. McDreamy or Dr. Who? I think Doc Oc fills both roles. Who calculated the most accurate version of pi? Edit: Which begins 3.1415... etc
#166 raz_fox Mar 18, 2009 18:39:32	That's easy, the answer is [CLASSIFIED BY ORDER] Was Scion based on Percy Jackson and the Olympians, or vice versa?
#167 rake Mar 18, 2009 20:13:14	Who calculated the most accurate version of pi? Edit: Which begins 3.1415... etc Batman. Fire, Water, Earth, or Air? EDIT: Ninja'd : (
#168 pigknight Mar 18, 2009 20:14:40	HEART! Milkshakes or kittens?
#169 rake Mar 18, 2009 20:26:33	HEART! Milkshakes or kittens? Kittens ftw There's a skeeter on your peter. What do you do?
#170 lunoc Mar 18, 2009 20:30:46	call in an obibital bombardment what is a drunk duck?
#171 crossroads_wanderer Mar 18, 2009 21:44:44	call in an obibital bombardment what is a drunk duck? A dunk. How do you fit 10,000 babies into a compact car? (Hint: you won't like the answer. :P)
#172 Panartias Mar 18, 2009 22:03:40	How do you fit 10,000 babies into a compact car? (Hint: you won't like the answer. :P) Rob a sperm bank, fill the "loot" in cooling boxes, put them in my car and drive away?! What says a red-dragon with his dying-breath?!
#173 tiwaztyrsfist Mar 19, 2009 0:42:11	What says a red-dragon with his dying-breath?! I wish I'd spent more time at the office. Which is the Ultimate type of Pizza, "Peperoni, Jalepeno, and Sausage" or "Pineapple, Mushroom, and Bacon"?
#174 baneofelves Mar 19, 2009 0:43:44	Pepperoni, Jalapeno, and Sausage. What is the ultimate truth?
#175 tiwaztyrsfist Mar 19, 2009 0:46:56	What is the ultimate truth? Beauty, and vice versa. Which would you rather eat, a deep-fryed stick of butter, a chocolate coated ham, or a bowl of Styrofoam packing peanuts?
#176 baneofelves Mar 19, 2009 0:48:18	The packing peanuts. What is cake?
#177 tiwaztyrsfist Mar 19, 2009 0:54:15	What is cake? A lie! What was the WORST Star Trek tv series?
#178 Reg06 Mar 19, 2009 2:15:29	Pick one, any one. Would you rather get in a fist fight with Monopoly, or Shadowrun?
#179 zombie_babies Mar 19, 2009 8:30:45	Monopoly. Monopoly has cars, thimbles and bankers but Shadowrun has guns and magic. What type of giant animals aura do you share?
#180 rake Mar 19, 2009 8:33:19	Monopoly. Monopoly has cars, thimbles and bankers but Shadowrun has guns and magic. What type of giant animals aura do you share? ...a raptor's? What kind of stupid question was that?
#181 zombie_babies Mar 19, 2009 8:46:49	The best kind. If you had to choose one person to save from some impending disaster, who would it be? Keep in mind that you yourself are a person that is in need of saving. ;)
#182 dirtyfrank Mar 19, 2009 13:10:45	Myself Apples, oranges, grapes or bananas?
#183 Reg06 Mar 19, 2009 13:16:42	Apples. Would you rather spend the rest of your life as a mime, or a rodeo clown?
#184 ciaran Mar 19, 2009 13:38:29	How do you fit 10,000 babies into a compact car? (Hint: you won't like the answer. :P) Slice 'em thin! As a rodeo clown for sure. Better chance of getting some XP. John or Paul?
#185 lunoc Mar 19, 2009 14:14:49	two of both combined. what does one do with the enclosed intruction book?
#186 zombie_babies Mar 19, 2009 14:15:52	Whatever it tells you to. Or else. Why are there so many damned bunnies?
#187 lunoc Mar 19, 2009 14:19:40	because I'm still reloading. whats your opinion on the issue of bovine rocket deficiancy?
#188 ciaran Mar 19, 2009 14:21:36	Standing in open defiance of this grand cattle reprisal. what?
#189 tiwaztyrsfist Mar 19, 2009 14:23:48	What what? Which of these is the best proof of the continuing advancement of our society, Caffeinated Bacon, or Electric Cooling Socks?
#190 crossroads_wanderer Mar 19, 2009 21:58:08	Who says that these are a sign of advancement? What color is your toothbrush?
#191 baneofelves Mar 19, 2009 22:00:09	Red. Like blood. Who would win in a fight, Baby Jesus or Superman?
#192 rake Mar 19, 2009 22:19:43	Red. Like blood. Who would win in a fight, Baby Jesus or Superman? Batman. Are you presently wearing pants (be honest)?
#193 Ragnar_Lodbrok Mar 19, 2009 22:24:19	Uhh, yes . Sword, axe, mace, or bow?
#194 baneofelves Mar 19, 2009 22:26:40	Sword Who would win a fight, Cyborg Baby Jesus or Mecha-Godzilla? (YOU HAVE TO PICK ONE OF THE TWO AS AN ANSWER, NONE OF THAT BATMAN BULL****)
#195 Ragnar_Lodbrok Mar 19, 2009 22:29:17	Godzilla, because human infants are just appetizers. What is best in life?
#196 baneofelves Mar 19, 2009 22:33:07	Goblin Brew. What is the greatest lie?
#197 Reg06 Mar 19, 2009 23:40:46	That Goblin Brew is best in life. What is really best in life?
#198 baneofelves Mar 19, 2009 23:41:38	Orc Brew. What is the worst song ever made?
#199 crossroads_wanderer Mar 19, 2009 23:42:18	Queen of Hearts. What is the best piece of art you have ever seen?
#200 pigknight Mar 19, 2009 23:45:50	This one pic in my fantasy art file. Butt pinch or cop a feel?
#201 ciaran Mar 19, 2009 23:58:22	You shape your hand to the contours of the posterior surface you intend to strike before setting your arm and wrist in motion. The *whack* sound has a certain ring to it. Biggie to 2Pac?
#202 pigknight Mar 19, 2009 23:59:52	2Pac, sounds like Pacman Tetris or Pacman?
#203 ciaran Mar 20, 2009 0:02:16	Tetris. I was too young to get caught up in the original Pac-mania. I suck at it anyway. Tetris will never go out of style though. Shouldn't you be in bed?
#204 Reg06 Mar 20, 2009 0:05:18	Absolutely... Donkey Kong or Diddy Kong?
#205 Silvercrys Mar 20, 2009 0:14:04	Donkey Kong, of course. Seven, or Thirteen?
#206 jhonesy Mar 20, 2009 0:15:11	Friggin' both! Lime or lemon?
#207 The-Mage-King Mar 20, 2009 8:18:12	Grapefruit. Overkill or underkill?
#208 zombie_babies Mar 20, 2009 8:18:47	You put da lime in da coconut ... EDIT: Damn ninja. I'll overkill you .... Until this is answered correctly, it will be asked over and over again: What is best in life?
#209 The-Mage-King Mar 20, 2009 8:21:34	Judicious levels of overkill, and ninjaing people. More overkill, or a cup of tea?
#210 zombie_babies Mar 20, 2009 8:25:17	Tea, thank you. Try again! What is best in life? (for the love of god, people. how many D&D fans don't know what the answer is?)
#211 The-Mage-King Mar 20, 2009 8:35:13	Judicious levels of overkill. And explosives. And 3.5. Do you know how to read runes in common?
#212 dirtyfrank Mar 20, 2009 9:13:13	*BOOM* If you were to be caught in a compromising position, what position would you prefer to be found in?
#213 Silvercrys Mar 20, 2009 9:13:29	Try again! What is best in life? (for the love of god, people. how many D&D fans don't know what the answer is?) To crush your enemies. See them driven before you. And to hear the lamentation of their women. The fetal position. If Batman didn't exist, who would win - Godzilla wielding an Ice Cream Cone, or Wolverine wearing an Ice Cream Cone?
#214 Lord_Ventnor Mar 20, 2009 9:17:47	They'd fight each other to a draw. And then Batman would win, even though he doesn't exist, because he's the GOD BATMAN!!! How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris?
#215 zombie_babies Mar 20, 2009 9:26:00	Already been asked, I believe, but I'll have a go. He'd chuck as much wood as he could find at his favorite local bar: The Tool Shed. Since the best question has finally been answered correctly (thank Crom!), if you were an insect, what other insect type would you find the hawtest?
#216 rake Mar 20, 2009 9:43:37	Hornets. Hourglass figures, but thick (especially from the waist down). Right on. How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?
#217 Silvercrys Mar 20, 2009 9:43:49	103. (I counted once!) ~_0 or [noparse];)[/noparse] ?
#218 1_ton_ghost Mar 20, 2009 11:31:38	~_0 (a monocol wearing Bavarian noble) Du bist tot! Where in the world is Carmen San Diego?
#219 baneofelves Mar 20, 2009 13:35:54	San Diego. Duh. What is the sluttiest mammal known to humanity?
#220 jhonesy Mar 20, 2009 13:38:02	My Aunt Bernice. Would you rather die falling, or fall dying?
#221 rake Mar 20, 2009 13:39:16	San Diego. Duh. What is the sluttiest mammal known to humanity? You. EDIT: Damn you Jhonsey, you filthy ninja. Fall dying. Wait, no. Die falling. ...wait. How are those different? >: ( If you could watch D&D on ESPN, would you?
#222 jhonesy Mar 20, 2009 13:47:25	Only if you paid me too. Between being eat slowly alive by penguins, or having to listen to a full hour of non-stop Celine Deone, which would be the least painful way to die?
#223 baneofelves Mar 20, 2009 13:49:39	eaten by penguins. Which band is better, Disturbed, or Metallica?
#224 jhonesy Mar 20, 2009 13:51:19	Ozzy Osbourne. If given the choice between Red vs Blue or Blue vs Red, who would you side with?
#225 rake Mar 20, 2009 13:53:32	Which band is better, Disturbed, or Metallica? Batma... oh, nevermind. Metallica. EDIT: J! Stop doing that!!! My question: Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-do I have another puzzle for you Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-da-dee If you are wise, you'll listen to me Who do you blame when your kid is a brat? Pampered and spoiled like a Siamese cat? :P
#226 baneofelves Mar 20, 2009 13:53:48	Myself. Who was the most annoying character from Red vs. Blue? EDIT: we had a triple ninja here. Wow
#227 1_ton_ghost Mar 20, 2009 13:54:52	San Diego. Duh. Before your time sappling. San Diego, c'mon... Jhonesy: Between being eat slowly alive by penguins, or having to listen to a full hour of non-stop Celine Deone, which would be the least painful way to die? I'm gonna' have to go w/ door #2 Bink. What are the Col's 11 secret herbs and spices?
#228 jhonesy Mar 20, 2009 13:55:12	Sarge. What's worse, cows milk, or cows testicle?
#229 baneofelves Mar 20, 2009 13:56:23	I know what Carmen San Diego is, 1 ton ghost. I was being dumb. Cows testicle What would you do if you saw a mind flayer in bed with your SO?
#230 jhonesy Mar 20, 2009 13:56:26	What are the Col's 11 secret herbs and spices? Ten girls in washing themselves in a frying in the back, covered in mayonnaise.
#231 rake Mar 20, 2009 13:56:35	SO MUCH NINJA
#232 rake Mar 20, 2009 13:57:06	Ten girls in washing themselves in a frying in the back, covered in mayonnaise. ...are they cute?
#233 jhonesy Mar 20, 2009 13:57:19	Offer him another "eye stalk". ;) What does Batman and Xena have in common?
#234 jhonesy Mar 20, 2009 14:00:16	...are they cute? Three KFC employees in hot water for dip in restaurant's sink.
#235 baneofelves Mar 20, 2009 14:02:23	I am glad that I don't eat at the Redding KFC.
#236 Silvercrys Mar 20, 2009 14:07:46	Offer him another "eye stalk". ;) What does Batman and Xena have in common? They're both slightly angsty heroes that throw things? Mt. Dew or Dr. Pepper?
#237 jhonesy Mar 20, 2009 14:08:52	They're both slightly angsty heroes that throw things? Mt. Dew or Dr. Pepper? I was thinking: "They both have large nipples." Mt. Dew. Which is a worse? An optimizer or a power gamer?
#238 Silvercrys Mar 20, 2009 14:11:00	A power gamer. Optimizers can roleplay, power gamers usually can't. :D The chicken, or the egg?
#239 jhonesy Mar 20, 2009 14:13:10	The Chicegg of course! Samurai or Pirates?
#240 Ragnar_Lodbrok Mar 20, 2009 16:40:11	Pirates. They have flintlocks. How do you like your babies prepared: BBQ Baby-back ribs, or other?
#241 Reg06 Mar 20, 2009 16:42:48	ala carpaccio Would you rather fly or teleport?
#242 Ragnar_Lodbrok Mar 20, 2009 17:00:14	Fly, the journey's the best part. What part of your body would you take an axe to if it was your only option for survival?
#243 rake Mar 20, 2009 17:45:55	What part of your body would you take an axe to if it was your only option for survival? Appendix. Next Question: You can, but you shouldn't. Do you?
#244 pigknight Mar 20, 2009 17:55:01	Don't Ham samich or turkey samich.
#245 Ragnar_Lodbrok Mar 20, 2009 17:56:03	(Damn ninja) Ham. I hate turkey (except in November) You're running out of good questions. Do you post again on this thread?
#246 pigknight Mar 20, 2009 17:57:41	Yes Y/N?
#247 Ragnar_Lodbrok Mar 20, 2009 18:04:19	Perhaps. What's your opinion on the Edition War RP?
#248 pigknight Mar 20, 2009 18:04:48	Angst Fest Need more angst?
#249 Ragnar_Lodbrok Mar 20, 2009 18:09:53	NO. What of non Bane/Pig RP?
#250 pigknight Mar 20, 2009 18:10:39	Yes Is Pig/Blood or Pig/Danielle a better couple?
#251 ciaran Mar 20, 2009 18:10:42	Pigs wallow in slop. And they like it! (Not a question)
#252 pigknight Mar 20, 2009 18:11:57	NO U! Solo or duo?
#253 ciaran Mar 20, 2009 18:19:22	Um... I prefer duo, but I'll solo when I need to. Is that really what you were asking?
#254 pigknight Mar 20, 2009 18:20:53	Maybe Y/N?
#255 Reg06 Mar 20, 2009 18:55:05	Definitely, maybe. Mayonaisse?
#256 dirtyfrank Mar 20, 2009 21:52:21	Maybe later honey. Mustard?
#257 Idolis Mar 20, 2009 21:54:59	Dijon Please Catsup?
#258 dirtyfrank Mar 20, 2009 21:55:50	I like my catsdown. Brownies?
#259 Idolis Mar 20, 2009 22:00:37	With herb please. Cookies?
#260 ciaran Mar 20, 2009 22:08:02	any time!! Mmmm... potatoes?
#261 dirtyfrank Mar 20, 2009 22:08:58	In what form? What is the answer to the above question?
#262 Reg06 Mar 20, 2009 22:18:11	Scalloped. Which question?
#263 ciaran Mar 20, 2009 23:28:28	That one, right?
#264 tiwaztyrsfist Mar 21, 2009 21:33:17	That one, right? No, the one on the left. Name one D&D supplement you hate so much you wouldn't accept a free copy of.
#265 pigknight Mar 21, 2009 21:36:35	None. Better shipping: Bane/Puppet or Shade/Puppet?
#266 baneofelves Mar 21, 2009 21:48:52	Bane/Puppet. What should happen to Bane after he dies?
#267 pigknight Mar 21, 2009 21:50:36	He becomes a Naughtling. Apple or Pumpkin pie?
#268 baneofelves Mar 21, 2009 21:52:40	Apple. If two ****less transvestites walk into a bar, how much noise would they make when they fart?
#269 pigknight Mar 21, 2009 21:53:15	TMI Sexy or Smexy?
#270 baneofelves Mar 21, 2009 21:56:40	Smexican. (my bro told me to put up that question. Yeah, I do dumb stuff when I hang out with him) If aliens invaded, what would you do?
#271 pigknight Mar 21, 2009 21:59:14	Choose pikachu. English or British?
#272 baneofelves Mar 21, 2009 22:01:19	British. Doe Smexican sound messed up?
#273 pigknight Mar 21, 2009 22:02:35	Racist. :P Mexican or Mexican't?
#274 baneofelves Mar 21, 2009 22:04:32	Mexican't. What do Vietnamese people eat?
#275 pigknight Mar 21, 2009 22:06:59	Chinese food. Mandarin or Chinese?
#276 baneofelves Mar 21, 2009 22:09:03	Mandarin Which song by The Offspring is better, Original Troublemaker, or Can't Repeat?
#277 pigknight Mar 21, 2009 22:11:52	"Anthem of the World" by Stratovarius beats both. O Fortuna or Requiem of a Dream?
#278 baneofelves Mar 21, 2009 22:16:40	Neither. Cannibal by Static-X is the best. Should the song Cannibal be Shade's theme song?
#279 pigknight Mar 21, 2009 22:18:57	But I already picked "What I've Done" by Linkin Park.... 1 or 0?
#280 baneofelves Mar 21, 2009 22:20:51	0 (he can have multiple theme songs) Death Metal or Black Metal?
#281 pigknight Mar 21, 2009 22:21:17	Both. Emo or Elmo?
#282 baneofelves Mar 21, 2009 22:22:38	Elmo. What is it that Barney does to little kids when they go off the screen for a little while?
#283 pigknight Mar 21, 2009 22:24:28	Makes them clean up by themselves. Damn hipocrite. A or B?
#284 baneofelves Mar 21, 2009 22:25:13	7. Does Big Bird use illegal narcotics?
#285 Ragnar_Lodbrok Mar 21, 2009 22:26:25	Duh. What would be a good question for me to ask?
#286 pigknight Mar 21, 2009 22:40:09	Nothing (Insert witty question)
#287 rake Mar 22, 2009 0:20:49	(Insert witty question) Batman. Batman, or Batman?
#288 totally_not_rake_dup Mar 22, 2009 0:22:28	Batman. Diablo 2 or Halo 2?
#289 Lord_Ventnor Mar 22, 2009 0:31:49	DiHalo 2 If a tree falls on another tree in the middle of the forest, has it just committed patricide?
#290 Silvercrys Mar 22, 2009 2:29:46	It would depend, of course, on whether the tree fell on it's father. Also on whether or not the tree actually killed the other one. When is a door not a door?
#291 dirtyfrank Mar 22, 2009 2:43:55	When it's no longer made out of wood or seizes to be hard. What is the answer to life, the universe and everything?
#292 Reg06 Mar 22, 2009 2:52:28	Uhhh... tequila. Ca nyo urea dthi sjunk?
#293 dirtyfrank Mar 22, 2009 3:01:21	My junk's fine and so is its urethra. Thanks for asking. How far can a wolf run into a forest if the hunter has a rifle?
#294 Lord_Ventnor Mar 22, 2009 4:25:08	Like... 5 inches, I guess? The plural of ox is oxen. Why then, isn't the plural of moose moosii?
#295 Mad_Jack Mar 22, 2009 8:02:48	Because everyone knows the plural of "moose" is "mice"... Is you is or is you ain't?
#296 Lord_Ventnor Mar 22, 2009 12:36:52	Is I ain't, fo shizzle. Have you ever had recaf coffee, and how does it taste? Recaf Coffee Remove the caffeine, then add it back in. Oh yeah.
#297 crossroads_wanderer Mar 22, 2009 14:12:14	No, I've never had coffee. (I'm aware that recaf doesn't exist :P) Have you ever had a deep fried twinkie?
#298 ciaran Mar 22, 2009 21:09:57	Nope. Just deep fried pickle wedges. Did anyone else find that answering with "batman" was only funny the first time?
#299 KillerGM Mar 22, 2009 21:50:08	Batman. Are internet memes a thing of the past?
#300 Lord_Ventnor Mar 23, 2009 1:41:16	Attention Duelists! My hair disagrees with your sentiment! What is the most serious of serious business?
#301 baneofelves Mar 23, 2009 1:45:02	Pickles and beer. Why are we participating in this silly thread?
#302 The-Mage-King Mar 23, 2009 8:31:50	Because. Who agrees with this?
#303 crossroads_wanderer Mar 23, 2009 10:05:20	I don't agree with the statement that everything is better blowing up, but I do think that it is used far too often. What is the weirdest looking animal you have ever seen?
#304 cherubaddon Mar 23, 2009 10:13:56	A two-headed horned horse my friend recently modded for Mount & Blade :D . I don't see many animals in RL, so I can't say for sure, but sloths are pretty weird - along with being the coolest animal ever!!! What's your weapon of choice?
#305 crossroads_wanderer Mar 23, 2009 10:22:09	Bow and arrow. Who is you're favorite character from a D&D novel?
#306 cherubaddon Mar 23, 2009 10:53:05	Haven't read any, but if movies count, the lich from Wrath of the Dragon God was hilarious. What's your PrC?
#307 crossroads_wanderer Mar 23, 2009 10:53:59	Beloved of Valarian. What setting do you play?
#308 rake Mar 23, 2009 11:04:26	Me? Single White Nerd's Apartment. My characters? Eberron. What are your last words most likely to be?
#309 cherubaddon Mar 23, 2009 11:21:42	Maniacal laughter. With or without lactose?
#310 rake Mar 23, 2009 14:13:28	Maniacal laughter. With or without lactose? Hey why not, I'll take them with. Pregnant chicks need love, too. Or do they? If I were to join the Edition War, which thread would I read to learn what it is exactly, and what the rules are?
#311 cherubaddon Mar 23, 2009 16:15:48	The OTT MVP thread, I would guess. Cat or dog?
#312 Lord_Ventnor Mar 23, 2009 18:09:58	Moose Batman?
#313 Ragnar_Lodbrok Mar 23, 2009 18:18:56	Hercules. How do bees fly?
#314 tiwaztyrsfist Mar 23, 2009 18:42:08	How do bees fly? Coach (Being a bee doesn't pay well) Would you rather play a fully cooperative game (All vs Game) or a Traitor/adversary game (1 person vs rest of the group)?
#315 cherubaddon Mar 24, 2009 7:14:17	Coop. Warforged or droid?
#316 dirtyfrank Mar 24, 2009 12:05:47	Warforged How do you like your women?
#317 zombie_babies Mar 24, 2009 12:07:39	Medium-rare What would posess you to ask such a thing?
#318 rake Mar 24, 2009 12:09:01	Warforged How do you like your women? Smart, thick in the hips, geeky, possessed of a large sexual appetite, and preferrably either pale or exotic in skin tone. Or Batman. Is it: Dr. Doom, Viktor Von Doom, or DOOOOOOM!
#319 dirtyfrank Mar 24, 2009 12:09:56	Just needed a question. I originally misspelled like as lick. Good thing I caught it. Do you jump or jack?
#320 rake Mar 24, 2009 12:10:18	Godd_mn it. This thread is constantly infested with ninjas. What would posess you to ask such a thing? The spirit of Christmas Past. See Doom question, above.
#321 cherubaddon Mar 24, 2009 12:10:41	Graz'zt? Which is your favourite smilie?
#322 rake Mar 24, 2009 12:11:39	F_ck! Just needed a question. I originally misspelled like as lick. Good thing I caught it. Do you jump or jack? Heh. I'll just say jump.
#323 rake Mar 24, 2009 12:12:49	EVERYBODY STOP NINJA'ING ME! Graz'zt? Which is your favourite smilie? No! I'm not answering your damn questions anymore! Bloody ninjas.
#324 totally_not_rake_dup Mar 24, 2009 12:13:46	You guys shouldn't ninja Rake like that. Not cool, man. Not cool.
#325 cherubaddon Mar 24, 2009 12:14:02	Well, can't answer my own question, can I? *hint hint*
#326 crossroads_wanderer Mar 24, 2009 13:28:24	Graz'zt? Which is your favourite smilie? :coolcthul If you could be a D&D character, what class would you be?
#327 rake Mar 24, 2009 13:31:18	:coolcthul If you could be a D&D character, what class would you be? Wizard. And I swear to God, if someone says 'ninja' before I finish typing this... Long John Silver or Robinson Crusoe?
#328 crossroads_wanderer Mar 24, 2009 13:33:44	Robinson Crusoe, not that I've actually read the story. Oracle, Black Canary, or Huntress?
#329 rake Mar 24, 2009 13:37:04	Robinson Crusoe, not that I've actually read the story. Oracle, Black Canary, or Huntress? Oracle, until Huntress gets her attitude straightened out. Nightwing, Robin, or the Spoiler?
#330 zombie_babies Mar 24, 2009 13:37:07	Batman. No chick can be a super anything. :P Why can't chicks be super anythings? EDIT: Dammit. Know what? I ain't changin' a damn thing.
#331 crossroads_wanderer Mar 24, 2009 13:39:58	They can too! Power Girl would kick your a**. Especially since you would probably be distracted by her obvious cleavage. Why is Z_B such a loser? (@ Rake: Robin, specifically the girl Robin from Dark Knight Returns )
#332 rake Mar 24, 2009 13:40:01	Batman. No chick can be a super anything. :P Why can't chicks be super anythings? EDIT: Dammit. Know what? I ain't changin' a damn thing. Answer still works! lol Chicks can't be super-anythings because the power of the hypno-spandex wouldn't be fair to us poor stupid boys. What is the square root of the inverse of the sum of all things under the sun? EDIT: Also, Z_B is a loser because he tried to be a D&D fan and a Star Trek fan at the same time?
#333 cherubaddon Mar 24, 2009 14:29:22	Zero, once Cthulhu gets to them. Metal or Hip-hop?
#334 dirtyfrank Mar 24, 2009 14:48:16	I like metal weapons. They tend to work better. Brass or Bronze?
#335 zombie_babies Mar 24, 2009 14:50:36	Black. I used a black dragon once. And I've never gone back. Creamy or peanut?
#336 cherubaddon Mar 24, 2009 14:50:50	... ... ... Sorry, my brain just crashed trying to imagine what a hip-hop weapon would be like. Anyhow, brass. No clue why. Leonidas or Lysander? EDIT: Damn. Peanuts.
#337 baneofelves Mar 24, 2009 14:54:18	Lysander. Adamantine or Mithril?
#338 dirtyfrank Mar 24, 2009 15:16:47	I think they would both make bad *****s, but I'll go with Adamantine for the hell of it. Brass, Bronze, Copper, or Gold knuckles?
#339 cherubaddon Mar 24, 2009 15:18:10	Brass. Flamberge or Claymore?
#340 baneofelves Mar 24, 2009 15:32:58	ZWEIHANDER! Broadsword or Rapier?
#341 cherubaddon Mar 24, 2009 16:10:57	Broadsword. Deagle or Automag?
#342 tiwaztyrsfist Mar 24, 2009 16:17:06	Broadsword or Rapier? [Groucho voice] Rapier? I don't even know her! [/Groucho voice] Two cupcakes are cooking in the oven. The first cupcake says "Man it's hot in here!" The second cupcake says?
#343 baneofelves Mar 24, 2009 16:19:46	BITE ME!!! What is the true danger of Mimes?
#344 crossroads_wanderer Mar 24, 2009 16:51:33	They are plotting to control our minds. Unicorn mount or worg mount?
#345 baneofelves Mar 24, 2009 16:52:41	WORG! What is cooler, Orcs or Minotaur?
#346 cherubaddon Mar 24, 2009 16:55:28	Minotaur. .45 or 9mm?
#347 KillerGM Mar 24, 2009 16:55:50	Minotaur Can a house be bigger on the inside than it is on the outside?
#348 dirtyfrank Mar 24, 2009 17:00:13	It depends on what power/magic level your DM's campaign is. A person can stand down and sit up but can a person fall up?
#349 crossroads_wanderer Mar 24, 2009 17:07:53	If the chair is slanted downward at just the right angle so that if they lock their ankles their knees fall into the right position to stand. :P How tall can you make your hair using gel?
#350 Lord_Ventnor Mar 25, 2009 1:09:01	There aren't enough light years in the universe to describe the distance. Sid Hoffman, or Sid Frenchman?
#351 Reg06 Mar 25, 2009 2:35:44	Sid Freedomman. Is House of Leaves an awesome book, or is KillerGM just awesome?
#352 crossroads_wanderer Mar 25, 2009 7:57:29	Don't know about House of Leaves, but Leaves of Grass is pretty cool. And KGM is awesome. What's is your favorite low-budget sci-fi movie?
#353 zombie_babies Mar 25, 2009 8:06:22	Glacier. It's one I've got to write at some point. Baseball or basketball?
#354 crossroads_wanderer Mar 25, 2009 8:08:58	Neither, they're both boring. Arcane or divine caster?
#355 zombie_babies Mar 25, 2009 8:16:08	Arcane. Where would you rather be?
#356 The-Mage-King Mar 25, 2009 8:21:43	A place with free explosives. Remember kids, everything is better with explosions. Do you agree?
#357 cherubaddon Mar 25, 2009 8:59:13	Christ! (means: Yes, but stop the Hell asking!) How many boards could the Mongols hoard if the Mongol hordes got bored?
#358 The-Mage-King Mar 25, 2009 9:15:19	Unknown. Pould you prefer a mecha or a spaceship?
#359 rayneshadowleaf_dup Mar 25, 2009 9:18:54	Unknown. Pould you prefer a mecha or a spaceship? Are you kidding....A fukken Mecha man...I'd kill all the spaceships :P Foamy is awesome?
#360 rake Mar 25, 2009 9:22:15	Pill-ze is more awesome, but sure. New Kids on the Block is back. Awesome, terrible, or just hilarious?
#361 The-Mage-King Mar 25, 2009 9:29:15	Who? Can you guess which 8-Bit character is my favorite?
#362 dirtyfrank Mar 25, 2009 9:31:20	BOOM!!!! Boom or Bang?
#363 rake Mar 25, 2009 9:32:06	Boom. Neil Gaiman or Terry Pratchett?
#364 The-Mage-King Mar 25, 2009 9:34:56	Prachett. And dirtyfrank, it's Black Mage. Don't tell me you couldn't guess. Do you have a plan?
#365 cherubaddon Mar 25, 2009 10:06:18	Yes. Do you?
#366 minja_dup Mar 25, 2009 11:37:21	No, I wing it. When I train tomorrow should I run, stair climb, bike or box?
#367 crossroads_wanderer Mar 25, 2009 11:40:30	Depends on what you are training for. Biking is generally a good training exercise regardless, though, so you should probably do that. Did you play a sport in school?
#368 rayneshadowleaf_dup Mar 25, 2009 11:50:51	Depends on what you are training for. Biking is generally a good training exercise regardless, though, so you should probably do that. Did you play a sport in school? Yes, soccer...it was meh. I was fast enough to be where I needed to be but that was about the extent of my skill Would like to see Minja/Midnitepoison Hell Horsie Porn?
#369 zombie_babies Mar 25, 2009 11:52:22	Who wouldn't? hell horsies are hawt! Who should direct this new hell horsie flick?
#370 tiwaztyrsfist Mar 25, 2009 11:53:31	Ninja'd Umm... Rob Zombie should direct it. Boomer in Battlestar Galactica: Coolheaded black guy or hot asian chic/cylon?
#371 minja_dup Mar 25, 2009 16:16:03	Hot asian chic cylon, definitely. (@ C_W I train for health and endurance, tomorrow biking it is....:D ) Starbuck in Battlestar Galactica: 70s sex symbol male or Kara Thrace version?
#372 dirtyfrank Mar 25, 2009 16:17:33	70s sex symbol male What is your favorite color and why aren't you hating it enough?
#373 crossroads_wanderer Mar 25, 2009 20:32:55	Green, and I'll never hate it. What is your favorite tv show?
#374 baneofelves Mar 25, 2009 20:35:14	The Colbert Report Which band deserves to be called the gods of Death Metal?
#375 Reg06 Mar 25, 2009 21:24:28	Antonio Vivaldi (try The Winter Allegro non molto) Does your skin crawl?
#376 baneofelves Mar 25, 2009 21:25:33	Sometimes, when I am shapeshifting into spider form. are you wearing pants?
#377 crossroads_wanderer Mar 25, 2009 21:31:22	Yes. Can you skateboard?
#378 baneofelves Mar 25, 2009 21:34:53	No. Am I wearing pants?
#379 crossroads_wanderer Mar 25, 2009 21:42:30	I hope so. Have you worn a skirt?
#380 baneofelves Mar 25, 2009 21:47:35	No. Why are you stalking me?
#381 tiwaztyrsfist Mar 25, 2009 22:04:45	Why are you stalking me? Cause you have a cute butt, and I think you'd look cute in a french maid's outfit. What's the best way to bath a cat?
#382 baneofelves Mar 25, 2009 22:05:57	In a pool of acid. Are you going to run while I load my shotgun?
#383 tiwaztyrsfist Mar 25, 2009 22:13:26	Are you going to run while I load my shotgun? No, while you were sleeping, I replaced you shells with blanks. Which type of whiskey is best: Scotch, Irish, Bourbon, or Rye?
#384 baneofelves Mar 25, 2009 22:18:00	Scotch. What is the lamest thing in existance?
#385 KillerGM Mar 26, 2009 3:00:59	The lamest thing in the world is an overly-preaching JRPG with convoluted plot that is only complicated1 because nobody ever says anything in under 20 sentences.i a house in an RPG1 that holds nothing but a bed and perhaps a medicinal item2 hidden3 in a flower pot. What is the significance of the monsters? 1 - Convoluted/complicated: Mark, pp 23 - 56 1 - RPG: Role-playing Game or Rocket-Propelled Grenade. The similarities are not lost on me, nor on Alfreds, Violent Games and Virtual Realities pp 45 - 98. 2 - Powders, Potions, Food, and Gems, Stillerman, pp 103-122, 234-236, 256, 259, 300-313, 345-350, 376, 378, 380. 3 - From whom? Labyrinthine mazes in which a minotaur hides - or in which one hides from a minotaur? i - This was originally a reference to the game the poster was playing at the time of the post. She since changed it to reflect her ever-changing opinion of the structures of the houses in the game. It shows the beginnings of the obsession which is discussed in Chapter VII - ed.
#386 dirtyfrank Mar 26, 2009 3:01:05	dirtyfrank Why is dirtyfrank the lamest thing in existence? EDIT: Damn, I wasn't able to ninja KGM. Instead I got ninja'd.
#387 KillerGM Mar 26, 2009 3:34:33	Dirtyfrank is the lamest1 thing in existence because he tries to ninja2 people who are making informative and well-thought-out posts with his ridiculous drivel and attempts at humor. Also, because his house is run-down and not worth the land that it's on.i What color is your dream house? 1 - Lame Man's Journey, Smith and Klein, pp 56-72 2 - Ninja and the Etiquette of Northern American Message Boards, Taylor, pp 163, 178-209 i - More evidence of the poster's slow slide into obsession and decay of thought. She tried to remove this, but the evidence is still there. - ed.
#388 Lord_Ventnor Mar 26, 2009 4:09:23	Fireball Fuchsia Where is everyone getting these research sources?
#389 KillerGM Mar 26, 2009 4:32:35	The sources are respected authors in their fields.1 Run or hide? Fight or flight? 1 - Gaming and Research, Elliot et al, pp 45-67, 102, 145, 165-174
#390 rake Mar 26, 2009 8:17:25	Flight, but only if I actually get to fly. What should Crossroads_Wanderer do for me on my birthday (which is today)?
#391 zombie_babies Mar 26, 2009 8:32:30	She should put your pic up on her dorm's wall o' hawtness. What day is my birthday?
#392 Panartias Mar 26, 2009 8:34:23	What should Crossroads_Wanderer do for me on my birthday (which is today)? Jump out of your birthday-cake - or, as an alternative, post some nice pictures of her dressed up as a cream-pie. ;) Do you really think she will do it? Edit: Damn...! Ninja'd by Zomby_Babies.
#393 Panartias Mar 26, 2009 8:43:44	What day is my birthday? The day we shall celebrate in future as the "birth of our Messiah" the way we used to do with christmass... Again: Do you think she will do it?
#394 rake Mar 26, 2009 8:44:03	Jump out of your birthday-cake That's what I'm aiming for. - or, as an alternative, post some nice pictures of her dressed up as a cream-pie. ;) Do you really think she will do it? No, and it would make a mess of her hair anyway. Nobody wants that. Also: What day is my birthday? Trick question. Zombies don't have birthdays.
#395 Lord_Ventnor Mar 26, 2009 13:55:25	What kind of jerk doesn't ask a question after he's answered one?
#396 zombie_babies Mar 26, 2009 13:56:44	Totally_Not_Rake. Rake did it. If we got married, would you have my baby?
#397 rake Mar 26, 2009 13:58:16	The kind of 'jerk' that just forgot, okay? What kind of jerk calls somebody out on a simple mistake on their birthday? Thier birthday!!!
#398 Lord_Ventnor Mar 26, 2009 13:58:23	... No. You'd have mine. If "pro" is the opposite of "con", is "progress" the opposite of "congress"?
#399 rake Mar 26, 2009 13:59:09	Blarg. I hate this thread. Pirates, pirates, everwhere pirates. I meant ninjas.
#400 toastedamphibian Mar 26, 2009 14:41:35	If pro is the opposite of Con, does that mean prostitution is the oposite of rights and freedom?
#401 rake Mar 26, 2009 14:46:59	Yes. Why didn't anybody give T_A some crap about not posting a question? Why just me!?
#402 cherubaddon Mar 26, 2009 15:41:34	Because it's your birthday. Was. Whatever. Are krakens hawt?
#403 rake Mar 26, 2009 15:43:07	Is. And no. Mario or Luigi?
#404 minja_dup Mar 26, 2009 19:00:38	Luigi, he clearly eats less pizza. Princess Jasmine, Ariel or Pocahontas?
#405 dirtyfrank Mar 26, 2009 19:01:38	Ariel cuz she gotz shellz. mmmmmmm Up, down or all around?
#406 minja_dup Mar 26, 2009 19:33:22	All around. Mr. Incredible, Dash, or Syndrome?
#407 Lord_Ventnor Mar 26, 2009 19:49:05	Jack-jack. That superbaby wins at everything. Immortality or Pizza?
#408 crossroads_wanderer Mar 26, 2009 19:56:35	Pizza. Immortality is overrated. Batman or Wolverine?
#409 Lord_Ventnor Mar 26, 2009 20:11:06	Batman. Batman every time. Would you elect the Brain as president in 2012?
#410 Mad_Jack Mar 26, 2009 20:14:22	Sure. We just got done with eight years of Pinky... Why is basketball more important than CSI?
#411 tiwaztyrsfist Mar 26, 2009 20:41:03	It's not, TV Execs are just stupid. Which is MORE bizarre, House of Leaves, or Neon Genesis Evangelion?
#412 rake Mar 27, 2009 9:16:37	Which is MORE bizarre, House of Leaves, or Neon Genesis Evangelion? Neither. What's bizzare is that you spelled 'House' with blue text for some reason. Who is the man in the moon?
#413 Reg06 Mar 27, 2009 9:25:39	The dude who got ate by the minotaur. Does any of this make sense to anybody?
#414 Lord_Ventnor Mar 27, 2009 10:59:35	... Sure, why not. Po-TAY-toh or Po-TAH-toh?
#415 toastedamphibian Mar 27, 2009 11:22:30	Camel-Toe Why do you ask?
#416 minja_dup Mar 27, 2009 15:42:23	Buttons. Red, Blue or Black Dragons?
#417 zombie_babies Mar 27, 2009 15:56:18	Red, white and blue dragons. I'm a ****ing patriot. Who's your favorite poster?
#418 stealthmarmot Mar 27, 2009 16:00:48	Blue. No no wait.... YELLOooooowwww....... Green Eggs or Ham?
#419 minja_dup Mar 27, 2009 16:04:14	Hate eggs. Ham. Who is your favorite teenie bopper band?
#420 handofdarkness Mar 27, 2009 17:08:31	Iced Earth...>.><.< tacos or burritos?
#421 stealthmarmot Mar 27, 2009 17:30:33	Burritos. Spearimint or peppermint?
#422 baneofelves Mar 27, 2009 18:21:51	Spearmint. Death Sticks, or Pixie Dust?
#423 tiwaztyrsfist Mar 27, 2009 19:47:29	Death Sticks, or Pixie Dust? Pixie Sticks. Bugs Bunny, Road Runner, or Porky Pig?
#424 stealthmarmot Mar 27, 2009 19:54:57	Depends on the season, and whether I'm in the mood for rabbit, poultry or pork. Regular or extra crispy?
#425 baneofelves Mar 27, 2009 20:20:46	Batman. What would you rather drink, The Blood of The Innocent, or 2pac's urine?
#426 Hocus-Smokus Mar 27, 2009 23:07:15	Batman. What would you rather drink, The Blood of The Innocent, or 2pac's urine? Blood of the innocent, any day. If you could fly, do you think you'd end up on someone's windshield eventually?
#427 Mad_Jack Mar 28, 2009 4:03:46	No, I'm much too heavy - I'd crash right through just like a deer. Wax on or wax off?
#428 stealthmarmot Mar 28, 2009 4:49:55	The latter, which is why I'm going blind. Hamlet or MacBeth?
#429 terronus Mar 28, 2009 5:48:05	The latter, which is why I'm going blind. Hamlet or MacBeth? *scans the menu* Two small hamlets and a Big MacBeth, please. What is the 5th word of the 20th line of the 8th result of the 15th page of my search result for 'what is an impossible question' on ask.com? This could become an interesting game... but feel free to cop out
#430 handofdarkness Mar 28, 2009 8:11:55	pizza? Elmer Fudd or Daffy Duck?
#431 minja_dup Mar 28, 2009 12:27:13	....I like duck sauce.... :D Vin Diesel, Brad Pitt, or Zac Efron?
#432 pigknight Mar 28, 2009 12:27:50	Neither. Duck sauce or "duck sauce"
#433 baneofelves Mar 28, 2009 12:32:51	Snoo-snoo. If two transvestites walked into a homophobic bar, how much noise would they make when they fart?
#434 minja_dup Mar 28, 2009 12:37:38	Neither. That one was kind of pointed at the ladies piggy.... or are you trying to tell me something.... :P VIN FTW! Knuckles. Baneofelves, Pigknight, or Dirtyfrank?
#435 baneofelves Mar 28, 2009 13:35:17	baneofelves. He's cool. What would you do if cyborg raptor darth vader attacked a small town?
#436 tiwaztyrsfist Mar 28, 2009 14:47:56	baneofelves. He's a tool. What would you do if cyborg raptor darth vader attacked a small town? Sell tickets. Who really killed JFK, Oswald, 3 Corsican assassin, the CIA, or LBJ himself dressed as a cop on the grassy knoll?
#437 baneofelves Mar 28, 2009 14:53:04	It was LBJ. Where in the world is Carmen San Diego?
#438 tiwaztyrsfist Mar 28, 2009 14:59:45	It was LBJ. Where in the world is Carmen San Diego? Last I checked, she was in New York City, in October of 1886, stealing the newly dedicated Statue of Liberty. Damn time machines. Water into acid, or acid into water?
#439 baneofelves Mar 28, 2009 15:03:51	Water into acid. BOOM! :D Why is it that old people have no sense of humor and get ****** so often?
#440 tiwaztyrsfist Mar 28, 2009 15:16:25	Why is it that old people have no sense of humor and get ****** so often? You're just talking to the wrong old people. I know plenty of old people, 60+ yrs old, who have great senses of humor, and are perfectly willing to be involved in some serious shenanigans. Like, Nitrogen Triiodide misted over the floor grade shenanigans. What's your favorite type of Sushi?
#441 baneofelves Mar 28, 2009 15:19:32	I don't like sushi. Can you fart in tune to any songs?
#442 minja_dup Mar 28, 2009 17:28:47	women don't fart... that is a man thing.... everyone knows that... (I like saba, and maki rolls) Monkey see or monkey do?
#443 baneofelves Mar 28, 2009 17:34:50	Monkey poo What is the best thingthat you can throw at a person?
#444 minja_dup Mar 28, 2009 17:39:14	A wry smile and a wink. ;) Swamps, Islands, or Mountains?
#445 baneofelves Mar 28, 2009 17:41:56	Mountains. There's gold in them thar hills. What is the lamest band that ever existed?
#446 tiwaztyrsfist Mar 28, 2009 18:55:28	Mountains. There's gold in them thar hills. What is the lamest band that ever existed? Hootie and the Blowfish If you had a band, what would you name it? (I always liked the name "Sidney Poitier and a S**t Load of Nuns")
#447 dirtyfrank Mar 28, 2009 19:21:26	dirtyfrank and friends (I see myself as the lead man.) or dirty (we could also just tack somethin' on after dirty such as dirtydestruction or dirtydespair) Minja, Crossroads_Wanderer, midnitepoison, Shiftkitty, RayneShadowleaf or KillerGM?
#448 Lord_Ventnor Mar 28, 2009 22:00:38	dirtyfrank, cause we be ban buddies forevuh!!! :D :D :D (I imply NOTHING!!!) Have I implied something?
#449 minja_dup Mar 28, 2009 22:43:09	Yes. What has Lord_Ventnor implied?
#450 dirtyfrank Mar 29, 2009 3:50:09	That dirtyfrank is a super cool ban buddy. Why god why did I drink so much?
#451 minja_dup Mar 29, 2009 7:13:50	Because you were thirsty. What should I do today?
#452 Mad_Jack Mar 29, 2009 8:45:32	What should I do today? Definitely not the things we'd like you to do today. :D (Damn, why did I actually say that?)
#453 dirtyfrank Mar 29, 2009 12:18:47	Did you have a bit too much to drink or are you just typing out loud?
#454 tiwaztyrsfist Mar 29, 2009 12:40:05	Did you have a bit too much to drink or are you just typing out loud? A little from column A, a little from column B. What's your favorite pen and paper RPG OTHER than D&D?
#455 minja_dup Mar 29, 2009 17:28:43	Ars Magica. Who is your favorite 'Heroes' villain?
#456 dirtyfrank Mar 29, 2009 21:25:01	I've never watched the show. What is it about?
#457 KillerGM Mar 30, 2009 3:28:37	Normal people who mutate and become superheroes. X-Men. :P Glasses, cans, or bottles?
#458 dirtyfrank Mar 30, 2009 8:43:09	Glasses. I always like a girls with a pair. Paper or plastic?
#459 zombie_babies Mar 30, 2009 8:45:00	Plastic. It chafes a little, but no pesky paper cuts. Where will you be 4 days, 11 hours, 32 minutes and 18 seconds from yesterday?
#460 cherubaddon Mar 30, 2009 11:34:08	Asleep in bed, seeing how it will be around five in the morning... What's the best opera ever?
#461 rake Mar 30, 2009 11:42:29	Asleep in bed, seeing how it will be around five in the morning... What's the best opera ever? Cash Cow, a Rock Opera in three Acts. What color are my boxers?
#462 zombie_babies Mar 30, 2009 12:03:38	White with a brown racing stripe down the center of the rear. What can brown do for you?
#463 rake Mar 30, 2009 12:10:46	Deliver packages and come across as vaguely racist. Tetris or Smash Bros?
#464 KillerGM Mar 30, 2009 12:38:11	Tetris video games or board games?
#465 zombie_babies Mar 30, 2009 12:44:06	Mind games. Why don't we just start a new Edition War RP thread for those of us that have not been deemed fit to be bothered with in the existing one?
#466 KillerGM Mar 30, 2009 12:48:38	Because we're lazy and really not that interested in a circle-jerk of our own. :P How do you want to die?
#467 zombie_babies Mar 30, 2009 12:56:41	I'm not sure. Never really thought about it. If you were to kill someone, how would you like to do it?
#468 Ragnar_Lodbrok Mar 30, 2009 13:15:03	Messily. What kind of cookie is best.
#469 rake Mar 30, 2009 13:39:12	What kind of cookie is best. A light, crisp sugar cookie. Can you see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch?
#470 zombie_babies Mar 30, 2009 13:41:35	No. But I can see why adults find it to be enjoyable. If your main character was less popular than some afterthought of a companion (that can't talk), would you be bummed?
#471 rake Mar 30, 2009 13:44:24	No. But I can see why adults find it to be enjoyable. If your main character was less popular than some afterthought of a companion (that can't talk), would you be bummed? Not if the companion was an adorable monster or animal. Sex or D&D?
#472 zombie_babies Mar 30, 2009 13:46:19	Sex. Is a murderous undead scorpion drunk adorable?
#473 rake Mar 30, 2009 13:49:32	Is a murderous undead scorpion drunk adorable? No, that's stupid. How can it be drunk and undead? Sex, drugs, or rock & roll?
#474 zombie_babies Mar 30, 2009 14:00:11	No, that's stupid. How can it be drunk and undead? Cuz that's how he an' Freddy roll. Call it fiat. Sex, drugs, or rock & roll? All three. Blond, brunette or bald?
#475 KillerGM Mar 30, 2009 14:01:39	Bald. Snow, rain, or sun?
#476 rake Mar 30, 2009 14:02:30	Rain. Gloomy weather is interesting. If you could only pick ONE: sex, drugs, or rock & roll?
#477 zombie_babies Mar 30, 2009 14:21:38	Sex. Should Freddy make another appearance in the RP thread?
#478 rake Mar 30, 2009 14:27:52	If you mean Freddie Mercury, then yes. Queen: great band or greatest band?
#479 zombie_babies Mar 30, 2009 14:29:15	Great band. HI-V?
#480 rake Mar 30, 2009 14:30:56	HI-V? Naw, man. It looks like I might be starting an MSN-based 3.5 game with Crossroads_Wanderer and another friend. Should I horribly massacre their characters? If so, how?
#481 dirtyfrank Mar 30, 2009 15:34:23	No. I play with a friend over messenger too. That is sooooo cool almost. Black Sabbath, great band or the greatest band?
#482 zombie_babies Mar 30, 2009 15:38:48	Not even on my radar band. Early Metallica: dated? (New stuff is awful - just sos we's clear ;))
#483 dirtyfrank Mar 30, 2009 15:42:47	Their newest stuff is some of their best. Not the best but almost. Led Zeppelin, great band or the greatest band?
#484 Reg06 Mar 30, 2009 15:43:09	Great band. Close to greatest. Thelonious Monk or Ember the monk?
#485 zombie_babies Mar 30, 2009 15:44:34	Monk Uppercut. Why do people like new Metallica? That stuff seems like they're trying way too hard, no?
#486 dirtyfrank Mar 30, 2009 15:48:00	Death Magnetic is a great album. The load and reload stuff was so so. It had some great songs but also had some crap. IMHO, DM is cold. Why do you hate the new stuff Z_B? Why do you think it is so much worse than the old?
#487 zombie_babies Mar 30, 2009 15:51:56	I don't know exactly. Just not Metallica enough for me, I guess. Nothing after And Justice is, really. But now that I'm listening to the older stuff, I hear how old it is. So I'm not sure they had much of a choice but to evolve in the direction they did (and noticing that Burton wrote so much of the stuff I like and the fact that he's dead may have something to do with it). I just don't like the way they went. Why is the new stuff good? Doesn't it seem like they threw in riffs just because they felt they needed more and completely ignored the song as a whole in the process?
#488 dirtyfrank Mar 30, 2009 15:59:53	Some songs, yes. All the songs, no. They had about 3 albums in a row where there was only 3 or 4 good songs tops. They are incredibly good IMHO but it doesn't matter much when the rest of the CD sounds like junk. Rather than hating the band or the album I just instead hate the bad songs. I think DM is all good. Different from the old stuff yes but all good. Would you say that Megadeth is a good band?
#489 zombie_babies Mar 30, 2009 16:04:48	I like Megadeth. Well, some Megadeth. Some old, some newer. Overall, they're pretty good. What's the heaviest band you listen to?
#490 dirtyfrank Mar 30, 2009 16:13:18	Probably Metallica or Megadeth. I like to be able to hear the singer and understand them. This means a lot of the sreamy shouty stuff is out. I also like to hear what guitar is play what cord. This means the song needs to actually have some sort of rhythm or beat rather than just sounding like a lot of drugged up kids hitting guitar strings. I'm sure I listen to a few other heavy bands intermittently but I can't think of them off hand. How about you?
#491 ciaran Mar 30, 2009 17:46:46	Somewhere in the realm of Slayer, Sepultura & Jag Panzer. When did the silly questions start getting serious?
#492 minja_dup Mar 30, 2009 18:39:57	When the silly boys took over? Which was the best scene DC Punk, New York Punk, or L.A. Punk?
#493 Reg06 Mar 30, 2009 18:47:59	New York punk, easy. The Ramones. Peanut butter and jelly or Nutella and peanut butter?
#494 minja_dup Mar 30, 2009 19:00:13	Peanut butter and fluff... duh... Hannah Montana, the Jonas Brothers, or Vanessa Hudgens and Zac Efron?
#495 Reg06 Mar 30, 2009 19:03:20	Vanessa Hudgens and Zac Effron (he might be able to redeem himself. Maybe). In a similar vein, herpes or explosive diarrhea?
#496 tiwaztyrsfist Mar 30, 2009 19:32:04	Vanessa Hudgens and Zac Effron (he might be able to redeem himself. Maybe). In a similar vein, herpes or explosive diarrhea? The curable one. Come up with a silly power source idea.
#497 theseventhstooge Mar 30, 2009 21:34:54	The curable one. Come up with a silly power source idea. Laughter and satire. Maybe something that bards can specialize in; the more jokes they tell the higher the damage they do. +1 to damage for each pun, +2 for one-liners, +3 if you tell a joke no one has ever heard, +4 if the audience laughs, -2 if the joke bombs. Would you rather have Ron Kittle 1983 or Gary Matthews 1984 in left field for your team? TheSeventhStooge...
#498 dirtyfrank Mar 31, 2009 0:24:16	Gary Matthews although I don't know who either one of them are. Stephen Colbert, great news pundit or the greatest news pundit? ;)
#499 Reg06 Mar 31, 2009 3:54:00	Definitely a great news pundit, second only to Glen Beck. Patina or rust?
#500 toastedamphibian Mar 31, 2009 7:10:38	rust, only because I cant rember what patina is off the top of my head, and I dont feel like lookign it up. Google, or wikipedia?
#501 dirtyfrank Mar 31, 2009 8:32:10	Google. Google or goggles?
#502 zombie_babies Mar 31, 2009 8:38:06	Goggles. I tried using Google once and nearly lost an eye. Where do you go for fun?
#503 toastedamphibian Mar 31, 2009 8:38:47	Google. Poodles or noodles?
#504 Panartias Mar 31, 2009 9:27:37	Poodles or noodles? Noodles Do you ever read PM's?! ;)
#505 rake Mar 31, 2009 9:35:04	Noodles Do you ever read PM's?! ;) Not if they're from you. Do the different colors of M&Ms taste different?
#506 Panartias Mar 31, 2009 9:45:42	Do the different colors of M&Ms taste different? I used to pretend that as a kid - but I doubt it! What would be your favorite spare-time activity apart from playing DnD/visiting the forum?
#507 toastedamphibian Mar 31, 2009 10:06:11	Currently I'm conquering Erupe as prussia in the 1700's how wide is yoru head?
#508 zombie_babies Mar 31, 2009 10:22:47	Wide enough. What's your favorite potty-time readin' material?
#509 toastedamphibian Mar 31, 2009 10:24:59	Most recently ive been reading "The Prince". Is it strange that I read "The Prince" from "The Throne"?
#510 rake Mar 31, 2009 11:19:39	Is it strange that I read "The Prince" from "The Throne"? That's beautiful, man. Super Mario Bros: The Movie. Love it or hate it?
#511 Reg06 Mar 31, 2009 13:59:37	Loved it. Watched it again because my childhood memories said it was a good idea. I was wrong. The Stones or The Beatles?
#512 KillerGM Mar 31, 2009 14:00:11	The Beatles helicopers or jetplanes?
#513 Reg06 Mar 31, 2009 14:01:04	Jetcopters. Jetpack or winged sandals?
#514 rake Mar 31, 2009 14:04:17	Go go gadget copter! Batplane/Batwing: 1.) Is super-awesome? 2.) Is high-tech to an out-of-place degree the for grim-and-gritty Gotham setting?
#515 toastedamphibian Mar 31, 2009 14:04:29	Jet sandals Winzip or WinRar? (Wow, way to fail Rake.)
#516 Reg06 Mar 31, 2009 14:06:34	Winzip Knights of the Round Table or Knights of the Dinner Table?
#517 rake Mar 31, 2009 14:07:55	Winzip Knights of the Round Table or Knights of the Dinner Table? Knights of the Old Republic. See batplane question, above.
#518 baneofelves Mar 31, 2009 14:12:23	Fail. Does anyone else think that Rake is a bit too obsessed with Batman?
#519 KillerGM Mar 31, 2009 14:13:33	Batman blizzards or tornadoes?
#520 Reg06 Mar 31, 2009 14:14:21	Blizzard. Does anyone else think baneofelves is hiding something by suggesting Rake is obsessed with Batman?
#521 baneofelves Mar 31, 2009 14:14:44	No. Am I wearing pants?
#522 Ragnar_Lodbrok Mar 31, 2009 14:16:23	Yes. What is Bane hiding?
#523 baneofelves Mar 31, 2009 14:18:47	The ritual that turned me into a lich. Did you kill that guy that infected my computer yet?
#524 Reg06 Mar 31, 2009 14:18:54	Twice. Mr. Freeze or Jack Frost?
#525 baneofelves Mar 31, 2009 14:20:18	Sub-Zero. Mortal Kombat FTW. Are YOU wearing pants?
#526 Ragnar_Lodbrok Mar 31, 2009 14:23:03	Yes. Oh, and the guy's head is on a pike in your front yard, Bane. Will Bane give me a copy of the ritual?
#527 baneofelves Mar 31, 2009 14:24:35	No. I see no piked head. You placed it in front of the wrong evil hideout. Did you blow up any stores yet?
#528 rake Mar 31, 2009 14:25:06	No. Batman would get me. The End is the Beginning is the End, or the Beginning is the End is the Beginning?
#529 toastedamphibian Mar 31, 2009 14:25:10	No Bane is hiding that he dosn't have a copy, is he not?
#530 Ragnar_Lodbrok Mar 31, 2009 14:28:28	Probably. How much C4 did I use on that crowded Convenience Store?
#531 baneofelves Mar 31, 2009 14:30:07	Not enough. Are you going to try blowing up stores again?
#532 Ragnar_Lodbrok Mar 31, 2009 14:31:43	Duh. It's fun. How many evil lairs are in Big Bend?
#533 rake Mar 31, 2009 14:33:12	How many evil lairs are in Big Bend? Six, counting the Wal-Mart. Do gentlemen prefer blondes?
#534 baneofelves Mar 31, 2009 14:42:43	No. They prefer redheads. Did you know that my evil lair is not in Big Bend? (smart archvillains don't give away their TRUE location, after all)
#535 rake Mar 31, 2009 15:38:52	No. They prefer redheads. Did you know that my evil lair is not in Big Bend? (smart archvillains don't give away their TRUE location, after all) Batman knows. Who is your favorite Batman villain, and why?
#536 baneofelves Mar 31, 2009 15:41:10	The Joker. I saw the Dark Knight, that is why. If Batman knows of my crimes, AND my location, why hasn't he come to beat me up and send me to jail? Or something like that.
#537 zombie_babies Mar 31, 2009 15:48:27	Cuz Batman's a *****. If you could have Batman's baby, would you?
#538 baneofelves Mar 31, 2009 15:49:57	No. Why are we talking about Batman?
#539 zombie_babies Mar 31, 2009 15:51:17	Cuz we wanna have Batman's babies. Would you rather talk about Batbaby?
#540 rake Mar 31, 2009 15:51:59	You mean Bat-Mite? Which X-Man is your favorite?
#541 baneofelves Mar 31, 2009 15:53:17	The dead ones. Why are we talking about comic book superheroes?
#542 rake Mar 31, 2009 15:54:55	Because they're awesome. Which is lamer: Superman, or Superman's villains?
#543 baneofelves Mar 31, 2009 16:04:11	Both are equally lame. Why is it that all the new game systems are too ****ing expensive?
#544 Lord_Ventnor Mar 31, 2009 17:26:22	Because they don't like you. Who is the universe's chewtoy?
#545 baneofelves Mar 31, 2009 17:31:59	Armisael, actually. Why do my parents keep telling me to wear pants? They're overrated.
#546 Lord_Ventnor Mar 31, 2009 17:42:11	It is because pants are overrated that you are forced to wear them. What makes pants overrated?
#547 baneofelves Mar 31, 2009 17:45:41	They keep your junk from getting burned when you cook bacon. Why does midnitepoison keep wanting to make phone sexytime with me?
#548 Lord_Ventnor Mar 31, 2009 17:47:07	She doesn't. That's just the hallucinations talking again. By mentioning FATAL on a respectable website, have I caused your soul to decay a little?
#549 KillerGM Mar 31, 2009 17:48:00	This is a respectable website? (That's an answer and a question!)
#550 tiwaztyrsfist Mar 31, 2009 18:55:41	This is a respectable website? No, not really. Burrito's: Beef & Bean, Bean & Cheese, Or Giant Rice Filled Spheroid?
#551 Lord_Ventnor Apr 01, 2009 0:02:52	Spheroid, all the way. How many explosions must there be before something is made better?
#552 KillerGM Apr 01, 2009 0:06:33	AS MANY AS IT TAKES!! Shower or bath?
#553 dirtyfrank Apr 01, 2009 0:30:09	Shower, it has more space for movement. ;) Forgotten or Unforgotten Realms?
#554 KillerGM Apr 01, 2009 0:36:15	Eberron :P Shapeshifting or telepathy?
#555 dirtyfrank Apr 01, 2009 1:07:25	telepathy (unforgotten realms is the name of an online comedy cartoon) Sorcerers, Wizards or Warlocks?
#556 KillerGM Apr 01, 2009 1:09:25	Sorcerers. They have high Charisma. Rawr. Soup or salad?
#557 dirtyfrank Apr 01, 2009 1:18:30	Soup (I hate soups but right now i'm picking it because it's not green.) My way or the highway?
#558 KillerGM Apr 01, 2009 1:27:34	Greenbelt. Limes or lizards?
#559 Reg06 Apr 01, 2009 1:32:32	Limes. Am I trippin?
#560 dirtyfrank Apr 01, 2009 1:32:41	Lizards Limes or lemons?
#561 KillerGM Apr 01, 2009 1:33:25	WE like limes. Grass or leaves?
#562 Reg06 Apr 01, 2009 1:35:57	Grass. Rosemary or pine?
#563 KillerGM Apr 01, 2009 1:38:17	Rosemary Parsley, sage, rosemary or thyme?
#564 Reg06 Apr 01, 2009 1:40:38	Thyme. Cilantro or New Zealand?
#565 dirtyfrank Apr 01, 2009 1:47:37	NZ Red or Blue?
#566 KillerGM Apr 01, 2009 1:48:03	Green :P Kiwi - bird or fruit?
#567 Reg06 Apr 01, 2009 1:48:48	Fruit. Avocado or emerald?
#568 KillerGM Apr 01, 2009 1:51:24	Emerald, please! :D Pond scum or Spanish moss?
#569 Reg06 Apr 01, 2009 1:53:01	Moss, of any sort. Greenbay Packers or Jolly Green Giant?
#570 KillerGM Apr 01, 2009 1:56:16	EAGLES!! Green hair or green skin?
#571 Reg06 Apr 01, 2009 1:57:55	Orks is more better! Pickles or olives?
#572 KillerGM Apr 01, 2009 2:03:24	Oh, that's tough - I think pickles. Snakes or serpents?
#573 Reg06 Apr 01, 2009 2:05:30	Serpents. Martian or Green Goblin?
#574 KillerGM Apr 01, 2009 2:12:13	Green Goblin played by Willem Defoe FTW. Best Green Lantern?
#575 Reg06 Apr 01, 2009 2:13:04	A dead one. St. Patrick's Day or the Swamp Thing?
#576 KillerGM Apr 01, 2009 2:20:02	St Patrick's Day (day before my birthday!! :D) Greenhorn or old fogey?
#577 Reg06 Apr 01, 2009 2:23:00	no0b! Temperate forest or jungle?
#578 KillerGM Apr 01, 2009 2:25:04	Jungle. I'm a monster. Rawr! Green dragon or giant toad?
#579 Reg06 Apr 01, 2009 2:28:20	Del Toro's giant toad. Mortal Kombat- Reptile or Jade?
#580 KillerGM Apr 01, 2009 2:30:27	RepJade shipping. (Thank you, NeoGeneration Edition War! :P) Peas: shelled or snap?
#581 pigknight Apr 01, 2009 6:40:03	shellap shipping Bloodsael, Pix or DirtyEcho as more romantic?
#582 Lord_Ventnor Apr 02, 2009 17:39:39	None of the above. Necromacy, or Cronemacy?
#583 dirtyfrank Apr 02, 2009 17:40:54	Cronomancy What would you answer to pigknight's last question?
#584 EscherEnigma Apr 02, 2009 17:51:54	DirtyEcho, it has emotion that doesn't read as forced. Monster or PC?
#585 pigknight Apr 02, 2009 17:52:54	DMPC Ranch or Raunch dressing?
#586 dirtyfrank Apr 02, 2009 17:53:33	Monster but that may just be because I'm a DM. EDIT: Ranch Would you prefer an adventure in the Feywild or the Shadowfell?
#587 pigknight Apr 02, 2009 17:56:38	Shadowfell Emo or Goth?
#588 EscherEnigma Apr 02, 2009 17:56:51	Feywild if run by someone that new irish folklore, Shadowfell otherwise Neither, Ivory Tower Elitist. Cape or no-cape?
#589 pigknight Apr 02, 2009 17:57:20	Goth with a cape!
#590 KillerGM Apr 02, 2009 17:58:47	Feywild! What's your favorite edition of D&D so far? Damn I'm slow. :P And PK didn't ask a question. :P
#591 pigknight Apr 02, 2009 18:01:03	Didn't I ask a question? Do you understand my great moral question?
#592 tiwaztyrsfist Apr 02, 2009 20:35:48	Do you understand my great moral question? I understand it completely, but human language lacks the words to answer it. Would you rather play a D&D Campaign based off Slayers! or based off Discworld?
#593 minja_dup Apr 02, 2009 20:39:56	Yes. Does blue run?
#594 dirtyfrank Apr 02, 2009 20:42:46	Only out of my eyes. Does red hurt?
#595 minja_dup Apr 02, 2009 20:49:41	Only when pink shrinks, green grows, and purple sits in the corner. More or less bass?
#596 dirtyfrank Apr 02, 2009 20:51:01	Less bass unless you're talking fish. More or less treble?
#597 EscherEnigma Apr 02, 2009 21:43:59	Tremble before the terrible treble. Tremble! Green chile or red chile?
#598 Reg06 Apr 03, 2009 1:36:17	Orange. Habenero for the wolf. The Prince or Marvel: 1602?
#599 EscherEnigma Apr 03, 2009 1:38:27	Marvel: 1602 Sandman or Lucifer?
#600 Lord_Ventnor Apr 03, 2009 2:38:55	Satan. Deal, or some deal?
#601 stealthmarmot Apr 03, 2009 4:22:34	No Deal. Left or Right?
#602 minja_dup Apr 03, 2009 5:53:19	left salvador dali or m.c. escher?
#603 zombie_babies Apr 03, 2009 9:51:30	Dali Art or music?
#604 minja_dup Apr 03, 2009 9:58:38	MUSIC!!!! Katy Perry or Rihanna?
#605 dirtyfrank Apr 03, 2009 9:59:52	Katy Perry Metallica or Megadeth?
#606 Cpt_Micha Apr 03, 2009 10:01:18	Megadeath. Metallica sucks so hard now. Corvette or Ferrari?
#607 minja_dup Apr 03, 2009 10:13:26	Ferrari. Definitely. Foreign stallion versus domestic warship? Definitely the stallion. Maybach or Ferrari?
#608 zombie_babies Apr 03, 2009 10:29:35	Ferrari. Maybach are nice, but I want to drive myself. And if you own a Maybach, you shouldn't be driving it. ;) Love or hate?
#609 dirtyfrank Apr 03, 2009 10:31:06	Hate. 3e or 4e with piggy's edition war?
#610 The-Mage-King Apr 03, 2009 10:43:47	3, fool. My new PrC?
#611 rake Apr 03, 2009 11:27:55	Win. lolcats, or failblog?
#612 The-Mage-King Apr 03, 2009 11:30:55	...What? Fire or Plasma?
#613 rake Apr 03, 2009 11:39:26	Fire or Plasma? Good old fire. Previous Question For Dummies: Would you rather chuckle at captioned kitties or at other people's failures?
#614 The-Mage-King Apr 03, 2009 11:42:16	Fool failures. Extra flamy fire?
#615 Cpt_Micha Apr 03, 2009 11:54:37	Ferrari. Definitely. Foreign stallion versus domestic warship? Definitely the stallion. I guess I like the sound of a thundering V8 too much. I'd gone Vette. :D Ferrari's just sound so...whiny to me engine wise. Plus the vette's loads and loads cheaper and performs better. Fire... Camaro or Mustang?
#616 zombie_babies Apr 03, 2009 12:03:59	Mustang. Remington or Winchester?
#617 Cpt_Micha Apr 03, 2009 12:10:56	Winchester Colt or Glock?
#618 rake Apr 03, 2009 12:11:18	Glock. Duh. Do real men wear pink, do real men love Jesus?
#619 Cpt_Micha Apr 03, 2009 12:12:12	real men love pink... no one loves jesus (j/k) Xbox360 or Ps3?
#620 rake Apr 03, 2009 12:23:17	360, obv. Who watches the guys that watch the Watchmen?
#621 Cpt_Micha Apr 03, 2009 12:29:03	smart man :P OTT of course. Gears Of War or Halo?
#622 rake Apr 03, 2009 12:39:20	Halo. Warthog or Ghost?
#623 EscherEnigma Apr 03, 2009 12:46:44	Edit: Didn't see there was another page...[/b] Third option! Ghost Dr. Pepper or... well, there really isn't another option here.
#624 zombie_babies Apr 03, 2009 12:47:56	Dr Pepper! For what ailment would you visit a Doctor named Pepper?
#625 EscherEnigma Apr 03, 2009 12:51:31	For when you feel the need to drink a bite to eat. Silver or gold?
#626 baneofelves Apr 03, 2009 13:01:24	Gold. When will EE shapeshift into an otter in the RP thread?
#627 Cpt_Micha Apr 03, 2009 13:09:08	Don't know. Warthog btw Dogs or cats?
#628 baneofelves Apr 03, 2009 13:11:28	Dogs. If YOU were a druid, would you wildshape into an otter?
#629 minja_dup Apr 03, 2009 13:25:58	No. Peter Petrelli in Season 1, Season 2, or Season 3?
#630 baneofelves Apr 03, 2009 13:28:59	Who? Who else here thinks that the guys at Game Informer are all insane? (PS, Minja, you suck. :P) (PPS: Nah, I'm just yanking your chain.) (PPPS: Wait, I don't mean it like that.)
#631 EscherEnigma Apr 03, 2009 13:34:19	Hiro Season 1 (What? I don't like Peter... he's an idiot with the power of a god... also note, I haven't seen season 3 yet.) Why do you want to see Escher wild shape into an otter?
#632 zombie_babies Apr 03, 2009 13:35:53	They probably find otters hawt and want to start another love octagon with EE the wet, furry bastard. If you could be anyone else, who would I be?
#633 EscherEnigma Apr 03, 2009 13:37:06	You would still be you. Isn't Escher already a furry bastard? (Being wet is as easy as a bucket)
#634 zombie_babies Apr 03, 2009 13:39:19	Hmm. That's a damned good point. I guess they want a tail and big whiskers? Do they, in fact, want a tail and big whiskers?
#635 baneofelves Apr 03, 2009 13:41:17	Yes, actaully, I do. Why do people think I'm trying to start a love octagon involving otters? I just want to see a druid wildshape into an otter cuz otters are cool.
#636 zombie_babies Apr 03, 2009 13:43:23	Because you do you creepy sick-o. Why does everything in the RP thread need to be banged? By at least 8 people?
#637 EscherEnigma Apr 03, 2009 13:43:35	Because it amuses us. Because sometimes you just got this urge ta bang someone like a trashcan lid. People sometimes call men's facial hair 'whiskers', and Escher has a big poofy (yet well groomed) beard (think Obi-Wan in Episodes 2 and 3). And as a satyr he has a small tail. So is it just the big tail that Bane wants?
#638 baneofelves Apr 03, 2009 13:48:16	No, I want to see an actual otter in the RP thread. So, are you going to wildshape into an otter? PWEASE?
#639 zombie_babies Apr 03, 2009 13:50:03	I'm afraid I can't do that, Dave. So EE, are ya' gonna be bane's teen fantasy?
#640 EscherEnigma Apr 03, 2009 13:51:45	Probably not. Why would Escher want to use one of his daily wild shapes to turn into an otter?
#641 baneofelves Apr 03, 2009 13:59:04	Because no one will suspect an otter, so you could sneak into a place, and then just think of how funny it would be for an otter to rain down lightning on an enemy! (I'm assuming that you have natural spell) Why does everyone think that this is some weird fetish that I have? pigknight is the one with fetishes, not me.
#642 EscherEnigma Apr 03, 2009 14:00:21	Because it amuses us. But an otter would be much more out of place and in general less maneuverable then a bird.
#643 zombie_babies Apr 03, 2009 14:01:05	Because you're obsessing. And you've done some sketchy stuff in that RP thread. Why does it matter?
#644 rake Apr 03, 2009 14:20:45	Why does anything matter? Who are we? How did we get here?
#645 minja_dup Apr 03, 2009 14:21:19	It doesn't matter until the moon phase changes and the guy in the horn rimmed glasses reconciles with his daughter and join forces to save the world. Claire in season 1 or Elle in season 2?
#646 baneofelves Apr 03, 2009 14:21:31	Why should I care? What is the point of this thread?
#647 rake Apr 03, 2009 14:23:04	To praise Batman at every opportunity. Unrelated: sexiest woman alive?
#648 minja_dup Apr 03, 2009 14:23:22	Ninja's ...ummm.... tough one.... you're momma? Why did baneofelves answer the previous question with a question and not choose between Claire and Elle?
#649 rake Apr 03, 2009 14:24:00	Because you ninja'd me. Everybody stop ninjaing me?
#650 minja_dup Apr 03, 2009 14:25:37	Because you ninja'd me. Everybody stop ninjaing me? No. Because you weren't ninja'd. You were Minja'd. ;) Is it better to be ninja'd or Minja'd?
#651 rake Apr 03, 2009 14:33:20	No. Because you weren't ninja'd. You were Minja'd. ;) Is it better to be ninja'd or Minja'd? ninja'd. ninjas are quieter, and faster. Dungeons or Dragons?
#652 baneofelves Apr 03, 2009 14:35:57	Dragons. Beholders or Illithids?
#653 rake Apr 03, 2009 14:36:34	Dragons. Beholders or Illithids? Beholders. Zombies, or Goblins?
#654 baneofelves Apr 03, 2009 14:40:50	Goblin Zombies Orcus, or Graz'zt?
#655 minja_dup Apr 03, 2009 14:42:22	Grazz't Giants or Golems?
#656 rake Apr 03, 2009 14:46:34	Might it Be Giants? Innie or Outie?
#657 Lord_Ventnor Apr 03, 2009 15:02:32	Batman. (The answer to all life's questions) Why is Batman the answer to all life's questions?
#658 rake Apr 03, 2009 15:06:21	42 Best thread on the forums is...?
#659 minja_dup Apr 03, 2009 15:28:31	Any that I post in. :D Sam or Frodo?
#660 toastedamphibian Apr 03, 2009 17:36:53	Sam. Frodo is a useless whiney *****. One log or five?
#661 Lord_Ventnor Apr 04, 2009 4:33:15	Five. You know, the number that comes after 2. How many more Monty Python references must be made before this thread implodes on itself?
#662 EscherEnigma Apr 04, 2009 12:24:25	over NINE THOUSAND!!! Why does Sunday come so fast?
#663 Reg06 Apr 04, 2009 14:54:53	Because you were drinking all Saturday. The Gods Must Be Crazy or Their Eyes Were Watching God?
#664 EscherEnigma Apr 04, 2009 14:57:19	Something Funny Happened on the Way to the Forum Decadent and Classy or Trashy and Dignified?
#665 Reg06 Apr 04, 2009 16:08:15	Trashy and Dignified. Answer a question, or make up a non sequitor?
#666 minja_dup Apr 04, 2009 16:32:05	Trashy and Dignified. Answer a question, or make up a non sequitor? Answer a question. Pushups, sit ups or pull ups?
#667 EscherEnigma Apr 04, 2009 16:57:32	Sex burns more calories. Catcher or pitcher?
#668 dirtyfrank Apr 04, 2009 20:04:11	Pitcher because I don't know how much liquid a Catcher can hold. What would you answer for the question above?
#669 Idolis Apr 04, 2009 20:29:22	Catcher, because being rode hard is so frickin' awesome. What's your favorite quote?
#670 dirtyfrank Apr 04, 2009 20:32:30	Probably this one. the attitude “My fantasy pantheon needs to be different because real-life mythology is not sexist enough” somehow doesn't sound right I like the last question so What is YOUR favorite quote?
#671 KillerGM Apr 04, 2009 20:56:27	Gaming: "Nothing kills my love of gaming faster than other gamers." Why do people think it's all about them?
#672 EscherEnigma Apr 04, 2009 21:02:21	'cause it's all about us Do you do your part to be an awesome extra in other people's life stories?
#673 KillerGM Apr 04, 2009 21:05:54	Always!! :D Whipped cream: can, tub, or homemade?
#674 Idolis Apr 04, 2009 21:20:59	Yes please. Would you rather freeze or melt?
#675 EscherEnigma Apr 04, 2009 21:22:37	Freeze, it's like falling asleep, apparently. Carolina or California?
#676 Idolis Apr 04, 2009 21:24:27	Carolina. Hot wax or warm oil?
#677 EscherEnigma Apr 04, 2009 21:28:12	Sorry, got distracted by the thought of cabanna boys and oiled massages. What was the question?
#678 Lord_Ventnor Apr 04, 2009 21:30:00	... Dunno. How awesome can stupidity be?
#679 Idolis Apr 04, 2009 21:31:09	Ninja'd Awesome at it gets? Cabana boys or pool cleaner?
#680 Lord_Ventnor Apr 04, 2009 21:33:30	Pool cleaner. Except instead of cleaning pools, it cleans up misery. Tomfoolery or foolishness?
#681 Idolis Apr 04, 2009 21:35:08	Hanky Panky Hot lead or cold iron?
#682 KillerGM Apr 04, 2009 21:37:16	Hot iron! Apply directly to the forehead! ... What's the most annoying commercial you've seen?
#683 EscherEnigma Apr 04, 2009 21:48:10	N/A; I don't watch TV How many times listening to a song does it take you to realize that the happy fun bouncy song is about bad sex in bed? ("Not fair" by Lily Allen)
#684 KillerGM Apr 04, 2009 21:50:42	I love Lily Allen!! :D Often, actually. Would you rather go without a shower or brushing your teeth for a week?
#685 EscherEnigma Apr 04, 2009 21:55:13	Brushing teeth; as a side note, I hate camping for precisely that reason. Who's your "forever girl"?
#686 Reg06 Apr 05, 2009 1:53:12	The xenomorph queen from Aliens. Tommy Lee Jones or endless pizza?
#687 Lord_Ventnor Apr 05, 2009 14:33:53	Pizza. I'm assuming that Tommy Lee Jones isn't as delicious. How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris?
#688 Mad_Jack Apr 05, 2009 18:30:41	Alot. Chuck Norris is extremely wooden. Have you ever danced with a weevil in the pale moonlight?
#689 Reg06 Apr 06, 2009 0:45:25	No, but I shangrila'd Christmas or Thanksgiving?
#690 KillerGM Apr 06, 2009 0:48:37	Halloween! :D What is your preferred method of non-face-to-face communication (phone, email, chat program, etc)?
#691 EscherEnigma Apr 06, 2009 0:50:35	Voip! Electronic journal or dead-tree version?
#692 Reg06 Apr 06, 2009 0:52:55	Paper, preferably one dead tree per page. Dawn of the Dead, remake or original?
#693 KillerGM Apr 06, 2009 0:54:50	Didn't see either. Ideal vacation spot?
#694 Reg06 Apr 06, 2009 1:00:17	Scotland. Deep blue sea or crystal clear lake?
#695 dirtyfrank Apr 06, 2009 1:12:02	crystal clear lake Pimp Cane or Pimp Walk?
#696 Reg06 Apr 06, 2009 1:38:07	Pimp swagger Jefferson Airplane or Jefferson Starship?
#697 dirtyfrank Apr 06, 2009 1:46:21	Jefferson Airplane Thomas Jefferson or The Jeffersons?
#698 Lord_Ventnor Apr 06, 2009 2:36:09	Tom Jefferson. I actually know who he is. :P Andrew Jackson, or Drizzt?
#699 The-Mage-King Apr 06, 2009 9:47:57	Drizzt. Napalm or Overkill?
#700 zombie_babies Apr 06, 2009 9:59:15	Both. Now that I said that, will you please stop asking us over and over and over and over and over and over again about things related to fire and overkill? Please?
#701 The-Mage-King Apr 06, 2009 10:05:09	Fine. Brick oven pizza or normal?
#702 zombie_babies Apr 06, 2009 10:11:17	Pizza is pizza, man. 'Less it's from Dominoes. So there's no hard feelings, this one's for you: Napalm or Thermobaric weapon? ;) :D
#703 boj0 Apr 06, 2009 10:19:21	My God hand Did boj0 have an awesome 2 week spring break?
#704 The-Mage-King Apr 06, 2009 10:19:39	Both. And Brick ovens usually use fire, so... Curse you ninja! Confectionry or bitter stuff?
#705 rake Apr 06, 2009 10:44:49	Confectionry or bitter stuff? Bitter stuff, I guess? Which has more impact: awesomeness, sweetness, epicness, or totally-bad-ass-ness?
#706 zombie_babies Apr 06, 2009 12:06:42	Zombie_Babiesness. How Zombie_Babies are you?
#707 Lord_Ventnor Apr 06, 2009 12:07:14	Synonimical synonyms are synonimical. Don't ninja me dammit! I'm not very Zombie_Babies at all, because Zombie_Babies = teh LAME!!!! How would you know that a random person you saw on the street was evil?
#708 EscherEnigma Apr 06, 2009 12:51:14	I believe in moral ambiguity, shades of gray, redemption, and the subjective nature of good and evil. As such, it would be very unlikely for me to see someone on the streets and declare them evil. What is the difference between morality and ethics?
#709 zombie_babies Apr 06, 2009 12:59:42	Whether she meets the legal age of consent or not. What do you call a gal with one leg shorter than the other?
#710 EscherEnigma Apr 06, 2009 13:08:02	a miracle-working conwoman. Did Batman and Robin turn you gay?
#711 dirtyfrank Apr 06, 2009 13:26:57	No but I think they turned each other gay. ;) If you could be a super villain, which super villain would you choose to be?
#712 EscherEnigma Apr 06, 2009 13:28:36	Lex Luthor. Since he got turned into a corrupt buisnessman he's gotten away with it all. Who's your favorite super hero?
#713 rake Apr 06, 2009 13:33:49	Batman. Seriously, where the hell have you been? Would you rather have no powers and be completely awesome or have great superpowers and still manage be totally lame?
#714 EscherEnigma Apr 06, 2009 13:35:26	it depends on whether or not the powers allow me to make bucketloads of cash and be lame in comfort. Who's your favorite super hero that was created after 1970?
#715 EscherEnigma Apr 06, 2009 19:32:09	(Guess no one liked my question...) Indigo Why?
#716 dirtyfrank Apr 06, 2009 19:33:24	Why what? How come nobody liked the second to last question that EE asked?
#717 toastedamphibian Apr 06, 2009 20:08:05	I don't know any superheros that I know to be created after 1970. How old is your grandma?
#718 EscherEnigma Apr 06, 2009 20:19:42	Young enough to backhand me if I ask. Why is it 'not fair'?
#719 toastedamphibian Apr 06, 2009 21:41:04	It's not fair because your much younger. Your reflexes should be good enough to avoid the backhanding attempt of an old woman, especially when you know its comming. Are you really slow, or is your granny just that fast?
#720 Mad_Jack Apr 06, 2009 21:49:14	My granny's dead and no longer bound by the laws of physics.... Would you rather have a rotting zombified dead relative come back to protect you, or a perfectly nice-looking dead relative come back to destroy you?
#721 EscherEnigma Apr 06, 2009 21:52:27	Yay zombie guardian! That'll show those punks to steal my lunch money... Is a wasted youth better by far then a wise and productive old age?
#722 Mad_Jack Apr 06, 2009 21:54:36	One is how you get to the other. Um, what the hell was I just about to ask?
#723 Reg06 Apr 06, 2009 21:58:28	I wouldn't want to repeat it here, but the answer is 'no'. Tom Petty or black spray paint?
#724 toastedamphibian Apr 06, 2009 22:19:31	I like blue, but not petty blue, so I'll go with the black. What are we tagging?
#725 Reg06 Apr 06, 2009 22:35:28	Yao Ming How funny is it that the thread discussing cencorship got locked?
#726 toastedamphibian Apr 06, 2009 23:02:43	Not very. I'm surprised it lasted nearly as long as it did. Didn't you all see it coming?
#727 dirtyfrank Apr 06, 2009 23:02:50	How funny is it that the thread discussing cencorship got locked? Yes, I saw it coming. Why knew that the locking of the censorship thread would happen?
#728 EscherEnigma Apr 06, 2009 23:07:10	I knew, but I was kinda hoping that people would be able to keep away from explicit politics long enough for some more interesting discussion. It wasn't bad until two posters went back and forth for a while... Why are there so few threads with serious (and interesting) discussion lately?
#729 dirtyfrank Apr 06, 2009 23:08:53	Because those with serious topics either end up going into religion and politics or they get dirtied (spammed) by OTT goers. Should I start up a thread that deals with Astronomy? Would anyone care?
#730 EscherEnigma Apr 06, 2009 23:09:45	Make it astrology instead. Or is that too close to religion?
#731 dirtyfrank Apr 06, 2009 23:14:38	Probably Why would I want to write about astrology especially when I'm not interested in it?
#732 EscherEnigma Apr 06, 2009 23:23:27	because the OTT discourages serious discussion, and astronomy could be serious, whereas anyone that takes astrology seriously is clearly half-baked. Did you get a class ring from high school?
#733 dirtyfrank Apr 06, 2009 23:26:31	Nope. Why do you ask?
#734 EscherEnigma Apr 06, 2009 23:28:58	Couldn't think of a better question, and looked down and saw mine. Why not?
#735 toastedamphibian Apr 06, 2009 23:31:30	Any number of reasons. Why?
#736 dirtyfrank Apr 06, 2009 23:32:14	Damn Toasted Ninjas. @EE: Didn't see the point in getting one. Did you ever get a high school Letterman jacket?
#737 Idolis Apr 06, 2009 23:33:15	Dammit, ninja'd Yes, I did and had it filled with academic letters as well as a football and wrestling letter. What was your highschool mascot?
#738 Reg06 Apr 06, 2009 23:34:01	I don't know How about a thread about astro-crypto zoology?
#739 EscherEnigma Apr 06, 2009 23:34:22	Nah, I wasn't in sports and hated the band teacher so I dropped out of that a year in. If I had still been in marching band my senior year I probably would have. Who hated their highschool?
#740 toastedamphibian Apr 06, 2009 23:34:55	Nope. Why cant anyone answer the proper question?
#741 dirtyfrank Apr 06, 2009 23:37:37	?
#742 Reg06 Apr 06, 2009 23:54:44	Actually, I've really been having trouble with world 2:3. When WotC goes home at night, do you think it tells its SO about the OTT?
#743 EscherEnigma Apr 06, 2009 23:55:43	I bet it says things like "oh... I got OTTed something good..." Do you click on the links in people's signatures?
#744 toastedamphibian Apr 06, 2009 23:57:37	Only the little blue arrow links. Anyone else ever been told to consume fungus by a forum member?
#745 EscherEnigma Apr 06, 2009 23:59:12	Yes! What does it mean to be OTTed?
#746 dirtyfrank Apr 07, 2009 0:02:41	To be over-the-topped which is the opposite of being under-the-bottomed. What forum member fed you fungus?
#747 EscherEnigma Apr 07, 2009 0:04:42	That's a personal question and I'll thank you to respect my privacy. Which anime hair color offends your corneas the most?
#748 Reg06 Apr 07, 2009 0:35:31	Pastel pink. Would you rather eat pi or pie?
#749 lollipop4598 Apr 07, 2009 3:40:58	Not allowed to talk about about the third leg by the code of conduct so... Third Arm! Juggling, Climbing, or Basketweaving? HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAAHA!!!!
#750 lollipop4598 Apr 07, 2009 3:44:56	Pastel pink. Would you rather eat pi or pie? Pie. I never try to swallow the infinite. Where do babies come from? No one ever told me.
#751 toastedamphibian Apr 07, 2009 3:45:29	Would you rather eat pi or pie? Depends on what im eating pi of. What would I be eating pi of?
#752 Lord_Ventnor Apr 07, 2009 12:13:52	YO' MOMMA!!! Oh, snap! Did I just say a bad thing?
#753 Reg06 Apr 07, 2009 12:37:17	Nope, yo' momma is cool with the CoC. How funny can a joke be?
#754 toastedamphibian Apr 07, 2009 17:49:13	Not sure, but if your previous line is any indication, you dont have to worry about that limit any time soon. How unfunny can a joke be, and still be a joke?
#755 EscherEnigma Apr 07, 2009 17:59:36	When a corpse is the punchline, very. What's the most creative (and non-sexual) use of a cadaver?
#756 toastedamphibian Apr 07, 2009 18:11:10	Wing man. Whats the least creative, sexual use of a cadaver?
#757 EscherEnigma Apr 07, 2009 18:21:12	In the words of my SO: "humpa humpa humpa. Meh." What's the most creative sexual use of a cadaver?
#758 dirtyfrank Apr 07, 2009 18:24:00	Ask Orcus. What is the weirdest use of a cadaver?
#759 toastedamphibian Apr 07, 2009 18:25:50	Having it ask Orcus for sex. What the hell was df thinking?
#760 EscherEnigma Apr 07, 2009 18:25:50	Contraceptive. Wait, you think that DF thinks? Am I the only one that thought "Ask Orcus" sounds like a great column for the D&D website?
#761 runcdfirst Apr 07, 2009 18:26:40	Am I the only one that thought "Ask Orcus" sounds like a great column for the D&D website? Win!
#762 toastedamphibian Apr 07, 2009 18:28:42	Apparently not. Who wants to explain to RCDF how this thread works? (Hey, hes like a remote controlled dirty Frank)
#763 runcdfirst Apr 07, 2009 18:32:18	Apparently not. Who wants to explain to RCDF how this thread works? (Hey, hes like a remote controlled dirty Frank) My apologies, since I wasn't answering the question, I thought I would be okay. When will I ever learn?
#764 Reg06 Apr 07, 2009 19:24:05	When ToastedAmphibian calls its goon squad on you. True or false?
#765 toastedamphibian Apr 07, 2009 21:22:40	Unknown Do you think he will retain his memory when reanimated?
#766 KillerGM Apr 07, 2009 21:33:24	I hope so, that will be hilarious! What is the longest you'd want to stay with family?
#767 dirtyfrank Apr 07, 2009 21:34:57	No longer than I'd absolutely have to. What is your answer to KGM's last question?
#768 Reg06 Apr 07, 2009 21:38:28	Scotland String theory or lightning rods?
#769 Mad_Jack Apr 07, 2009 22:23:37	Lightning rods... much less expensive to screw around with. Ping or Pong? (fyi, Ping is actually the owner of a Chinese restaurant my brother used to bartend at...)
#770 Reg06 Apr 07, 2009 22:55:29	Beer pong Do you follow links in the Now Playing thread?
#771 KillerGM Apr 07, 2009 22:57:54	Not usually. Do you feel guilty when you post right after yourself in a thread?
#772 dirtyfrank Apr 07, 2009 23:09:52	No Should I feel guilty when I have several consecutive posts in a thread?
#773 toastedamphibian Apr 07, 2009 23:11:36	Yes. Is Reg06 a bad bad person?
#774 Reg06 Apr 07, 2009 23:13:42	I never feel guilty after deleting other members' posts so that I don't get ninja'd. So no, I don't think so. Only in the pit of eternal torment. Cat 5 or scuzzy? edit; I was distracted while replying, and I answered df's question. Then I lol'd when the page loaded.
#775 EscherEnigma Apr 07, 2009 23:19:25	don't you mean SCSI? (that's an answer and a question! a two-fer!)
#776 KillerGM Apr 07, 2009 23:19:54	I thought so, or he was making a comment about skuzzy people vs Cat 5 people ... Cats or dogs?
#777 dirtyfrank Apr 07, 2009 23:21:12	Catgirls > Doggirls. (although I do hear that Doggirls are man's best friend ;)) Cats, Dogs or Lizards?
#778 EscherEnigma Apr 07, 2009 23:22:33	False dilemma: feed the lizard to the cat, and the cat to the dog. 3-in-1! Am I bad for suggesting that solution?
#779 Reg06 Apr 07, 2009 23:23:53	Only if you let it go to waste. Turducken or docatard?
#780 KillerGM Apr 07, 2009 23:24:05	Nope, only for implementing it. :P Sqabibs. Frosting: good breakfast or GREAT breakfast? Dammit, I'm slow.
#781 Reg06 Apr 07, 2009 23:30:14	Lather that frosting up with some duck fat and you're golden. Butter or margarine
#782 KillerGM Apr 07, 2009 23:34:53	Depends on what you're cooking - butter browns better than margarine. Should cartoons be just for kids?
#783 Reg06 Apr 07, 2009 23:36:52	Fritz the cat says heck no. Green Lantern movie or Jurassic Park sequel that doesn't suck?
#784 KillerGM Apr 07, 2009 23:39:10	Green Lantern movie chronicalling the fall of Hal Jordan. Cell phones: convenience or leash?
#785 toastedamphibian Apr 07, 2009 23:41:44	Convient Leash. Cage or Leash?
#786 EscherEnigma Apr 07, 2009 23:42:33	Dance cage! Why would I say that when I've never been to a club?
#787 Reg06 Apr 07, 2009 23:43:18	Sleep walking is a ***** Guns n' Roses or Aerosmith?
#788 KillerGM Apr 07, 2009 23:45:25	Hmmm... GnR, if feeling nostalgic. Aerosmith in general. Black or blue?
#789 Reg06 Apr 07, 2009 23:46:03	Blue Velvet or velour?
#790 toastedamphibian Apr 07, 2009 23:46:42	Both. (This was a much better answer for KGM's question.) If you knew I was coming, would you bake a cake?
#791 KillerGM Apr 07, 2009 23:47:11	I would tell you I was baking a cake, but the cake would be a lie. Have you played Portal?
#792 Reg06 Apr 07, 2009 23:51:15	Just ran through it once. The boss fight was awesome. The little ball things, especially the growling one, incredible. They deserved all the accolades they got. Blow or Fear and Loathing?
#793 EscherEnigma Apr 07, 2009 23:51:30	Yes Huzzah-what-now? If I told you that I would bake you a cake and that it wasn't going to be a lie, would you come?
#794 Reg06 Apr 07, 2009 23:55:26	I'd check behind all your vents, to see what your other guests had to say. Why aren't you taking a walk right now instead of OTTing?
#795 KillerGM Apr 07, 2009 23:56:00	Of course! I love cake. And we'd have a great time not drinking/partying! Because it's 1am here and I should be sleeping! Why didn't they make Gambit's eyes black and red in the Wolverine movie?
#796 Reg06 Apr 07, 2009 23:57:55	He wouldn't be as pretty? I didn't even know it came out (which is depressing, because by the time I can afford to go see it it will have left the theatres). Whiskey or whisky?
#797 EscherEnigma Apr 07, 2009 23:58:09	they're lazy. Gambit was in the Wolverine movie?!
#798 KillerGM Apr 07, 2009 23:59:18	Yup. He's in the Wolverine: Origins movie. I've been watching the commericals. The actor who plays him is cuuuuuuute, but no red/black eyes. Do you think Marvel does a good job casting?
#799 EscherEnigma Apr 08, 2009 0:00:21	Any casting that gets me Hugh Jackman shirtless did good by me. /perv Am I a pervert?
#800 KillerGM Apr 08, 2009 0:03:43	Yes, but I love you for it. Am I?
#801 Reg06 Apr 08, 2009 0:04:16	Nah, Hugh Jackman escapes the "sexualization" spectrum and transcends into "food" One accurate shot, or a thousand random shots? edit; Still applies I think it does
#802 KillerGM Apr 08, 2009 0:06:07	(Bleh, I don't like Hugh Jackman) One shot, one kill. Is it wrong to be turned on by American Psycho?
#803 EscherEnigma Apr 08, 2009 0:06:41	as the orcs would say, MORE DAKA! (that's thousand random shots, FYI) yes Sexiest rugged male actor in hollywood today?
#804 Reg06 Apr 08, 2009 0:08:19	If you mean the movie, it's understandable. If you mean the book, I fear for the safety of everyone around you. Uh. Gerard Butler Christian Bale's Bruce Wayne or Christian Bale's Batman?
#805 KillerGM Apr 08, 2009 0:10:38	Bruce Wayne. The true voice of Batman will always be Kevin Conroy (Batman: the Animated Series). (and yes, the movie) How terrible is Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job? This is stupid.
#806 EscherEnigma Apr 08, 2009 0:11:52	uh... do I have to choose? I don't watch those movies for him. That's definitely a case (for me) of awesome story and supporting cast, awesome scenery, meh main character. who? the new dark and gritty batman movies, or the neon and campy batman movies?
#807 Reg06 Apr 08, 2009 0:12:05	From the Disney Channel? If I'm right, it's terrible. There were Batman movies before The Dark Knight? Sometimes people tell me there were three more Star Wars movies made... maybe it's something in your water. Were the 90's good for cartoons or does nostalgia play tricks on us?
#808 KillerGM Apr 08, 2009 0:13:58	Good for cartoons: I still watch B:tAS and it's still good. It was also bad, but there were some good ones. ;) Catwoman or Poison Ivy?
#809 Reg06 Apr 08, 2009 0:15:30	Catwoman I suppose. Halle Barry as Catwoman or Uma Thurman as Poison Ivy?
#810 KillerGM Apr 08, 2009 0:16:54	Julie Newmar!!! :P But I'd go with Uma for looks before Halle. Pretty face or nice personality?
#811 Reg06 Apr 08, 2009 0:18:20	They have faces? Right reading wrong line, or wrong reading right line?
#812 KillerGM Apr 08, 2009 0:19:34	Right reading ... what? Direct approach or playful tease?
#813 Reg06 Apr 08, 2009 0:21:16	Insert foot into mouth Fruit pie or meat pie?
#814 KillerGM Apr 08, 2009 0:22:23	Mmmmm yummy beefcake! :D Oh wait, that wasn't an option ... fruit pie. Why do non-american actors play american parts when everyone knows we love their cute accents?
#815 Reg06 Apr 08, 2009 0:30:10	Cause as much as we love their cute accents, British women go gaga over American accents. Rough Riders or Knights of the Round Table?
#816 KillerGM Apr 08, 2009 0:46:52	I'm not sure to what you're referring. My instinct tells me to go with the rough riding, though. :P Don't they know that WE are more important than those silly British women? :P
#817 dirtyfrank Apr 08, 2009 0:49:49	Who are WE? (both answer and question)
#818 KillerGM Apr 08, 2009 0:50:31	The American girls who love their funny little accents (the non-american actors). Having trouble keeping up?
#819 Reg06 Apr 08, 2009 0:53:48	What was the question? Awesome or epic?
#820 KillerGM Apr 08, 2009 0:56:06	I say awesome way too much. Why am I still awake?!?
#821 dirtyfrank Apr 08, 2009 1:17:11	Because you're use to being up at this moment. It would normally only be 10 in alaska or something. Why is KGM still awake?
#822 EscherEnigma Apr 08, 2009 1:19:17	It's more fun then the alternative. What's my hair color?
#823 KillerGM Apr 08, 2009 1:20:09	Dark brown?
#824 Lord_Ventnor Apr 08, 2009 1:23:12	Why didn't KillerGM ask a question?
#825 KillerGM Apr 08, 2009 1:24:08	Didn't I?
#826 dirtyfrank Apr 08, 2009 1:36:07	Did you? Did KGM ask a question?
#827 Reg06 Apr 08, 2009 1:38:11	I'm not sure. Who's KGM?
#828 KillerGM Apr 08, 2009 1:38:16	They use KGM because they're too lazy to type out my name. Pickles: spears, whole, or slices?
#829 Reg06 Apr 08, 2009 1:38:59	Whole, then spears. How much does getting ninja'd annoy you?
#830 dirtyfrank Apr 08, 2009 1:41:43	Depends if it's a man or woman. Women tend to be more gentile about it. How much does it bother you being ninja'd?
#831 KillerGM Apr 08, 2009 1:43:54	Not much. I kind of like editing my posts, especially with a strikethrough. Why do people think King of the Hill is funny?
#832 dirtyfrank Apr 08, 2009 1:46:14	I have no clue because I've never thought it was funny and never bothered to ask around. Why am I on the forums at all?
#833 KillerGM Apr 08, 2009 1:48:17	Because you luuuuuuuuuuuv us. ;) Why am I?!?
#834 Reg06 Apr 08, 2009 1:48:28	Because you know the answer to "that" question lies here, somewhere. I've just discovered Ben and Jerry's Pistachio ice cream. Is it God's gift to mankind?
#835 KillerGM Apr 08, 2009 1:51:06	Wow, it might just be! Will you share your pistachio ice cream with me?
#836 Reg06 Apr 08, 2009 1:56:21	Of course. But uh, just be warned, whenever I've sent food through the mail it doesn't arrive looking appetizing. Bollywood or Hollywood?
#837 KillerGM Apr 08, 2009 1:58:40	Hollyweird Are you an organ donor?
#838 Reg06 Apr 08, 2009 2:01:15	I think my life style is too unhealthy to qualify for that, but I honestly haven't taken the time to look into it. Is this what you guys mean by the boards being slow?
#839 KillerGM Apr 08, 2009 2:04:58	Yup. Happens around now every night, like a married couple. LOL. Orange Juice: Pulp or no pulp?
#840 Reg06 Apr 08, 2009 2:06:40	I'd only ever use it for cooking, in which case I'd want it without the pulp. Lemon or lime?
#841 dirtyfrank Apr 08, 2009 2:07:06	It's fine with pulp. Lemonade: pulp or no pulp?
#842 KillerGM Apr 08, 2009 2:08:05	No pulp. How can I get to sleep?!?
#843 Reg06 Apr 08, 2009 2:09:56	Much like that other thing, it doesn't come if you try to force it. It really is too late, isn't it?
#844 KillerGM Apr 08, 2009 2:11:08	Past 3am here. Do you think typing here is helping or hurting?
#845 dirtyfrank Apr 08, 2009 2:12:43	hurting your chances of sleeping. I find that just laying down in the dark can help quite a bit. Have you tried just laying down to get to sleep yet?
#846 Reg06 Apr 08, 2009 2:13:36	Definitely hurlping. I often get more fidgety when I try to sleep. Do you stop eating foods if they get recalled?
#847 KillerGM Apr 08, 2009 2:14:18	I do. What was your high school prom's theme?
#848 Reg06 Apr 08, 2009 2:15:08	Dunno, didn't go. What was your high school homecoming's theme?
#849 KillerGM Apr 08, 2009 2:15:50	Don't know, didn't go. Ever wonder what you missed?
#850 Reg06 Apr 08, 2009 2:17:50	Sometimes. Then I remember my school had a penchant for stabbing people and having sex on the dance floor, and that there would be less liquor at prom. Was it worth it?
#851 KillerGM Apr 08, 2009 2:19:34	Probably. :D What do you set your home's heat at?
#852 Reg06 Apr 08, 2009 2:20:31	Never above 60. 55 if my room mates aren't looking. Electric furnace, oil heating, or wood burning stove?
#853 KillerGM Apr 08, 2009 2:22:42	Natural gas. Fish: baked, broiled, fried, or steamed?
#854 Reg06 Apr 08, 2009 2:23:42	Fried, with some chips, and enough malt vinegar to make the breading soggy. Strawberry flavored things; gross?
#855 KillerGM Apr 08, 2009 2:25:08	Delicious! Ice cream: god's gift to man, or devil's master plan?
#856 Reg06 Apr 08, 2009 2:26:43	Hint, it doesn't exist. Spiderman or Scarlet Spider?
#857 KillerGM Apr 08, 2009 2:29:00	Spiderman DC or Marvel?
#858 Reg06 Apr 08, 2009 2:30:30	Marvel after they sub-lease an apartment to Batman. Band aid or robot arm?
#859 KillerGM Apr 08, 2009 2:34:57	Robot arm. Is it even a question?
#860 dirtyfrank Apr 08, 2009 2:35:42	It is not a question. Could it be a question?
#861 Reg06 Apr 08, 2009 2:36:42	Once you realize a robot has the strength of 10 apes and you'll crush a kitten whenever you try to pet it, then it is a question. If you were a robot, would you chew tires for licorice?
#862 KillerGM Apr 08, 2009 2:38:01	Oh, those poor kittehs! What, you don't do that now?
#863 Reg06 Apr 08, 2009 2:40:55	Well I've got Mike Jones teeth, so I could, but usually I just chew up nails and spit them out as bullets. Square dancing or line dancing?
#864 KillerGM Apr 08, 2009 2:46:10	Slamdancing. Does it bother you when people pick a different option?
#865 Reg06 Apr 08, 2009 2:47:05	Only when it's not funny. Foosball or table tennis?
#866 KillerGM Apr 08, 2009 2:49:07	Foosball because it's so much more fun to say!! Sleep: overrated or best thing ever?
#867 Reg06 Apr 08, 2009 2:50:11	Let me go find out. Cracks or holes?
#868 KillerGM Apr 08, 2009 2:51:54	Cracks are prettier. Favorite car?
#869 The-Mage-King Apr 08, 2009 7:52:24	Any from a James Bond movie that 007 drives. What kind of pizza?
#870 EscherEnigma Apr 08, 2009 10:36:16	barbecue chicken. Are you a blood donor?
#871 The-Mage-King Apr 08, 2009 11:08:38	I have a code of honor. If I ever need blood transfused into me, then I will donate after I can. otherwise, no. I can't stand being stabbed by foolish peons. My 'new' character- interesting or not?
#872 EscherEnigma Apr 08, 2009 11:37:26	the not-a-wizard-in-disguise bard? Amusing enough. Do you know the sorts of questions they ask before they let you donate blood?
#873 crossroads_wanderer Apr 08, 2009 13:21:36	I know that one of the more ridiculous ones is sexual preference. What's the last really good book you read?
#874 EscherEnigma Apr 08, 2009 13:25:13	I recently re-read Terry Pratchet's Wee Free Men, and just got my shipment of books from Amazon today including Fables vol. 6, Y: the Last Man vol. 4, White Witch, Black Curse and Bone Crossed, so hopefully those will be next on my list. Ok, the box also included PHB2, but that's not what you're talking about, are you? Was that more of an answer then you expected?
#875 crossroads_wanderer Apr 08, 2009 13:26:19	Just a little. Who is your favorite comic book artist? Or if you don't read comics, who is your favorite artist?
#876 KillerGM Apr 08, 2009 13:28:21	Not from you. ;) Don't know the names of comic artists, so Leonora Carrington is one of my favorite artists. I've only read the first 2 volumes of Fables - is it good?
#877 EscherEnigma Apr 08, 2009 13:33:57	I like it, it has an interesting take on many public domain characters, and for the most part the characters act realistically and not gross caricatures of a person. Admittedly, I've only just now got volume 6 in my hands, but I like it so far. What's that supposed to mean, 'not from you?'
#878 KillerGM Apr 08, 2009 13:39:16	I expected a much longer, snottier, white towerier response. It's your duty! ;) Can you really be too sarcastic?
#879 EscherEnigma Apr 08, 2009 13:43:50	You can only be 'too sarcastic' if you over-judge your own abilities and exceed your limits. For one such as I, the limits are beyond your comprehension. My sarcasm is so great it wraps around the metaphorical world and becomes satire. The limits are so stratospheric, that I need a gas mask to breathe. Too OTT?
#880 KillerGM Apr 08, 2009 13:45:22	Only because you keep spilling over into other areas. You're a sloppy drunk! What is it about the OTT that keeps us here?
#881 EscherEnigma Apr 08, 2009 13:45:57	We're easily amused and my job is boring? What is your favorite color?
#882 KillerGM Apr 08, 2009 13:48:24	GREEN! What's yours?
#883 EscherEnigma Apr 08, 2009 13:53:27	Well, back when I was an emo teen (not that anyone noticed) it was of course BLACK, but towards the end of high school I shifted to dark shades of BLUE, but recently I've found myself inclined towards some of the cooler tones of GREEN, but I expect that for it's ethical connotations I will remain, forever and always, partial to shades of GREY. Why can't I give a simple answer?
#884 zombie_babies Apr 08, 2009 13:55:12	Cuz thems ain'ts any kinds o' fun. Why am I talking like that?
#885 EscherEnigma Apr 08, 2009 13:57:58	Well, ye see mate, ye've been readin' up on me own fun-et-ick accent, and ye think it's mighty fun, so ye're just a rip off the old block, ye see? Is my phonetic accent overboard?
#886 KillerGM Apr 08, 2009 14:09:42	Only sometimes, but it's cute. Does surgery scare you?
#887 zombie_babies Apr 08, 2009 14:11:07	No. I have no problem knifing into some stranger. Not that I'm a doctor or anything. What are you most afraid of doing to someone?
#888 EscherEnigma Apr 08, 2009 14:12:37	Hurting them during sex. ... it's a legitimate concern!
#889 Lord_Ventnor Apr 08, 2009 14:13:18	Talking in person. What is the most ridiculous thing you can think of at this exact moment?
#890 EscherEnigma Apr 08, 2009 15:09:01	I don't think of realistic things. I am fast approaching old age, the point where all life and vim is sucked out of me, and already I've lost my capacity for the ridiculous. I am all but a broken shell of a man now, longing for the days of yesteryear when I was vibrant and alive. - Woes of a five year old Was that really such a hard question?
#891 KillerGM Apr 08, 2009 15:12:45	It was for me - I hate the "most" questions. What is your favorite type of weather?
#892 dirtyfrank Apr 08, 2009 15:14:35	The warm kind. What is your favorite type of weather?
#893 MechaPilot Apr 08, 2009 15:16:26	The kind that tessarachts. I love it when it rains sideways and the puddles slide up the outside of buildings.
#894 KillerGM Apr 08, 2009 15:17:35	What, no question?
#895 zombie_babies Apr 08, 2009 15:17:43	No. Why is it so hard to remember to ask a question?
#896 EscherEnigma Apr 08, 2009 15:21:28	I'm sorry, what were we going on about?
#897 KillerGM Apr 08, 2009 15:21:48	Can I get a recap?
#898 dirtyfrank Apr 08, 2009 15:22:15	Sure..... ....what were we going on about?
#899 MechaPilot Apr 08, 2009 15:23:04	Doh! Question? What question? What day is it again? Here's a nice semi-serious one. Why is it always hard to remember the little stuff?
#900 EscherEnigma Apr 08, 2009 15:32:04	Because you don't sweat it. Was my joke funny?
#901 Lord_Ventnor Apr 08, 2009 15:34:09	I'm... not sure. What vowel would you choose to have banished from the English language, if you had to choose one?
#902 zombie_babies Apr 08, 2009 15:44:23	Y. Sometimes. What would happen if I forgot to ask something this time?
#903 EscherEnigma Apr 08, 2009 15:46:58	Well now we'll never know, will we? Is it weird how much random praise my edition war character gets? I find it weird. Do you find it weird?
#904 EscherEnigma Apr 08, 2009 18:45:37	(Well, it's had almost 3 hours, so I'll answer my own question) I find it very weird. Who do you think would have been the most... appropriate... person to get the Blade of Hubris (in the edition war)
#905 dirtyfrank Apr 08, 2009 18:47:41	I don't know because I haven't been following the edition war enough to care. Who do you think would have been the most... appropriate... person to get the Blade of Hubris (in the edition war)?
#906 EscherEnigma Apr 08, 2009 18:55:23	DirtyFrank for his pomposity, or Escher for irony. What should our next topic be?
#907 Reg06 Apr 08, 2009 19:55:02	Arr you oh esses. Hi, or hey?
#908 KillerGM Apr 08, 2009 20:29:03	Heeeeeeeeeeeeey. Guys: long or short hair?
#909 EscherEnigma Apr 08, 2009 20:30:29	Long until I either have to interview for a new job or interview for grad school. Girls: long hair or short hair?
#910 Reg06 Apr 08, 2009 21:18:52	Can't it be both? Wait, was that my question?
#911 KillerGM Apr 08, 2009 21:20:19	Only you know the answer to that. Should I go RP in the new RP thread?
#912 Reg06 Apr 08, 2009 21:25:28	The what? Darn it, I did it again. Didn't I?
#913 EscherEnigma Apr 08, 2009 21:41:39	@KGM, if you'll have fun, yes. That's all that really matters @Reg06, yes. Would it traumatize Pig if I did my monthly respec, and made it a new character and made Escher's death permanent?
#914 KillerGM Apr 08, 2009 21:44:15	He might just be fragile enough for it to have an effect on him. Would you do it if it would?
#915 Ragnar_Lodbrok Apr 08, 2009 21:45:33	No, but I like the satyr. ?
#916 Reg06 Apr 08, 2009 21:53:28	Totally. The Gamers or The Gamers: Dorkness Rising?
#917 EscherEnigma Apr 08, 2009 21:55:07	Well, I got thinking on the way home, both about Escher himself and what I said before about a monster side, and if I can wrest control of the next edition war running a small 'monster' side might be interesting, and it would work really well if the 'ruler' (or one of the rulers) of the monster nation was an established character from this war, and I started getting ideas, something along the lines of the Hags of Droaam from Eberron, and well... Do I talk too much?
#918 KillerGM Apr 08, 2009 23:06:12	No, I find your replies witty and urbane. But I'm an elitist snob. :P What is it with all these CSI/Criminal Minds/Cop drama shows?
#919 EscherEnigma Apr 08, 2009 23:09:54	How the heck would I know? Do I look like a TV executive to you?
#920 KillerGM Apr 08, 2009 23:11:04	Maybe on his day off ... What do you do on your days off?
#921 Reg06 Apr 08, 2009 23:12:29	I go job hunting. Is head hunting worth it if you don't shrink the head?
#922 KillerGM Apr 08, 2009 23:14:10	Sure. It's all about the hunt. :D Is the internet really just a series of tubes?
#923 EscherEnigma Apr 08, 2009 23:16:33	That depends... have you read Neuromancer?
#924 Reg06 Apr 08, 2009 23:18:08	No, but Snowcrash was fan-frikkin-tastic. It was, wasn't it?
#925 KillerGM Apr 08, 2009 23:18:11	I have. Sure. ;) Have you heard Billy Idol's Cyberpunk album?
#926 Reg06 Apr 08, 2009 23:19:28	Not the whole thing, I Youtubed a track or two. I'll stick to the old stuff. Billy Idol or Gen-X?
#927 toastedamphibian Apr 08, 2009 23:22:58	Billy who? Escher is a monster already. No reason he couldn't lead a monster squad, especially if it looked like 3e and 4e where evenly matched.
#928 KillerGM Apr 08, 2009 23:24:13	WHAT DID YOU DO?!?
#929 Reg06 Apr 08, 2009 23:26:09	He crossed the streams! Iggy Pop vs Keith Richards?
#930 KillerGM Apr 08, 2009 23:27:19	Heroine chic fight of the century!! Why don't old rockers know when to just coast on their millions?
#931 Reg06 Apr 08, 2009 23:33:55	Cause their blood has been slowly replaced with a normally lethal mixture of heroine, everclear, and Rock N Roll, and only more Rocking will keep it pumping. Does a nickname count if you gave it to yourself?
#932 KillerGM Apr 08, 2009 23:35:16	"I'm SPICY!" Is it sad that I answered that with a Burger King commercial reference?
#933 Reg06 Apr 08, 2009 23:39:27	I didn't even notice (also, a little bit it is). Clap your feet or stomp your hands?
#934 toastedamphibian Apr 08, 2009 23:43:14	Clapping yoru feet. It is a little harder, but hurts alot less than stomping on your hands. Does anyone like Reg06, like, at all?
#935 EscherEnigma Apr 08, 2009 23:43:40	... Clap my feet, because stomping my hands would hurt more. Uh, I don't really know 'em, so I can't say... Where do you bury the survivors?
#936 KillerGM Apr 08, 2009 23:43:58	I know I don't. With the ones that died. ;) Do you like me?
#937 EscherEnigma Apr 08, 2009 23:48:16	Only as a friend, lady. Do you like me?
#938 Reg06 Apr 08, 2009 23:50:03	Meh, elitists always get a little too much noir in my pinot. The Temptations, made of win or awesome?
#939 KillerGM Apr 08, 2009 23:51:47	Winawesome! What's your preferred media player on your computer?
#940 Reg06 Apr 09, 2009 0:13:59	iTunes does the job. Linux or Mac?
#941 Lord_Ventnor Apr 09, 2009 3:36:23	Mac all the way. Falcon Punch or Falcon Kick?
#942 d20sabre_dup Apr 09, 2009 3:40:38	Falcon Kick. Hadouken or Ryuken?
#943 rake Apr 09, 2009 8:50:55	Hadouken. Order of the Stick, Penny Arcade, or 8-Bit Theatre?
#944 dirtyfrank Apr 09, 2009 9:28:58	Penny-Arcade but that might be because I haven't bothered reading the other two. Looking For Group, Yet Another Fantasy Gamer Comic, Errant Story, or Goblins: Life Through Their Eyes?
#945 d20sabre_dup Apr 09, 2009 9:48:13	Errant Story. Psionics or Magic?
#946 EscherEnigma Apr 09, 2009 10:51:26	psionics is magic Why the false dilemma?
#947 rake Apr 09, 2009 14:23:45	Why so serious? Show (It's an answer and a question!)
#948 EscherEnigma Apr 09, 2009 14:27:11	Serious cat is serious. Does misery love company?
#949 zombie_babies Apr 09, 2009 14:32:26	I don't know the *****. She might. Isn't company just another cause of misery?
#950 EscherEnigma Apr 09, 2009 14:40:56	I didn't think the movie was that bad. Are my jokes funny?
#951 rake Apr 09, 2009 14:42:44	No, and while three is company, company is not necessarily three. You make jokes? Mr. Belvedere or Geoffrey (from The Fresh Prince of Bel Air)?
#952 EscherEnigma Apr 09, 2009 14:46:38	Never watched. Would you rather be hated for something you did, or loved for something you didn't?
#953 zombie_babies Apr 09, 2009 14:47:06	Mr Belvedere. Depends on what I did. White or whole wheat?
#954 KillerGM Apr 09, 2009 14:47:45	Sourdough. Toasted or not?
#955 rake Apr 09, 2009 14:49:34	Would you rather be hated for something you did, or loved for something you didn't? There are any number of things that I would be happy to do, and be hated for, if I could. Don't get me started. White or whole wheat? Whole wheat. Double ninja'd! Toasted. Work hard, eat right, stay fit, die anyway?
#956 EscherEnigma Apr 09, 2009 14:54:47	"If you want my views of history then there's something you should know | the three men I admire most are Curly, Larry, Moe" Can you name that singer?
#957 rake Apr 09, 2009 15:00:31	Meat Loaf? (Thanks, Google!) The Googler! Great superhero idea, or greatest superhero idea?
#958 EscherEnigma Apr 09, 2009 15:03:06	With the power to pull up any random trivia almost immediately, he baffles his opponents with innane facts and a deluge of porn! ... I'm going to go with 'fairly lame' super hero idea. Should 'common sense' be a super power?
#959 zombie_babies Apr 09, 2009 15:04:22	It's certainly rare enough to qualify. Why is common sense so uncommon?
#960 EscherEnigma Apr 09, 2009 15:05:18	Bad naming conventions. Am I a smart ass?
#961 rake Apr 09, 2009 15:07:02	Am I a smart ass? You're as smart as an ass. How does the world end?
#962 zombie_babies Apr 09, 2009 15:09:05	In utter darkness with nary a sound. Why are we so damned philosophical-ish today?
#963 rake Apr 09, 2009 15:11:14	In utter darkness with nary a sound. Why are we so damned philosophical-ish today? Why aren't you? Why is anyone anything? Why ask why?
#964 EscherEnigma Apr 09, 2009 15:14:59	Because I have to sit behind this desk for the next 6 hours and it's boring as watching grass grow. It's jobs like these that make you ask the big questions. What are you doing for the next six hours?
#965 zombie_babies Apr 09, 2009 15:18:39	Depends. Either working out or helping my fiancee's step dad wire some stuff up at my house for the new washer/dryer. Oh, and then I'll eat and watch TV. Is six hours really that long of a time - all things considered?
#966 rake Apr 09, 2009 15:19:00	What are you doing for the next six hours? Your mom. Was Escher pretty much asking for that one?
#967 EscherEnigma Apr 09, 2009 15:53:36	Not really. Why do people think 'your mom' jokes are funny?
#968 rake Apr 09, 2009 15:57:06	Oh whatever. Anybody that doesn't like 'your mom' jokes is gay. Wait... f_ck. Uh... can you believe it's not butter?
#969 EscherEnigma Apr 09, 2009 15:59:23	Yes, yes I can. Can you reword a sentence faster then you can run?
#970 KillerGM Apr 09, 2009 16:14:08	I think so. Am I too snarky today?
#971 Touchfuzzy Apr 09, 2009 16:17:51	Of course not. Is there such thing as too snarky?
#972 KillerGM Apr 09, 2009 16:18:20	Let's find out together, shall we?
#973 EscherEnigma Apr 09, 2009 16:19:00	Too snarky, or just snarky enough?
#974 rake Apr 10, 2009 7:56:14	I dunno. Not enough? Is it Escher's fault that this thread got bumped back to page 2, and am I a hero for rescuing it?
#975 The-Mage-King Apr 10, 2009 8:09:15	Yes, and No. Do you expect... The Spanish Inqusition!?
#976 s-marrow Apr 10, 2009 8:20:14	NO ONE expec...! No.... I refuse to complete that line of thought to your self-satisfaction. How many illithids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
#977 The-Mage-King Apr 10, 2009 8:25:40	Three. Cardinal Chweph, Cardinal Ivaljh', and Cardinal Jgeoiehfj. Remember, No one expects the Flayin' Inqusition! Would you like to buy some cheese?
#978 s-marrow Apr 10, 2009 8:44:37	...so you did it yourself after all, huh? Fine, I'll buy some cheese, but only if the makers are bles- *slaps self* Look what you did, Mage-King! Would you rather be in a dragon's lair with a gnome, dwarf, or halfling?
#979 rake Apr 10, 2009 8:52:48	Would you rather be in a dragon's lair with a gnome, dwarf, or halfling? Doesn't matter to me, my movement rate is better than any of theirs. Is 'more than a handful' really a waste?
#980 minja_dup Apr 10, 2009 9:16:14	Umm, yes? Would you like some sauerkraut?
#981 dirtyfrank Apr 10, 2009 11:34:11	Maybe. Should I have some of Minja's sauerkraut?
#982 zombie_babies Apr 10, 2009 11:35:59	I don't see why not. Will you share some with me?
#983 dirtyfrank Apr 10, 2009 11:41:02	Sure, as long as she doesn't mind it. How much of Minja's sauerkraut do you want?
#984 fenrir7139 Apr 10, 2009 11:41:27	All of it. What should I do today?
#985 dirtyfrank Apr 10, 2009 11:44:34	Go to school. Do you want to go to school today?
#986 zombie_babies Apr 10, 2009 11:44:46	No. Why are some people so concerned with nerd-rage that they rant about PDFs in Arneson's memorial thread?
#987 fenrir7139 Apr 10, 2009 11:51:12	I don't know. Why does DF think I should go to school when school is out today?
#988 zombie_babies Apr 10, 2009 11:54:30	Cuz u nead moar edumicationin'. Education: Overrated or A-OK?
#989 dirtyfrank Apr 10, 2009 11:55:43	A-OK. Does fenrir7139 need more edumicationin'?
#990 Lord_Ventnor Apr 10, 2009 12:20:55	A-yup. How much fire would you need to make a bad situation good?
#991 pigknight Apr 10, 2009 12:22:26	If it's not good you're not usng enough. Why haven't ya'll joined the Edition War?
#992 dirtyfrank Apr 10, 2009 13:09:03	Cuz it looks dumb and it's so huge that it's intimidating. Why haven't you joined the edition war yet?
#993 zombie_babies Apr 10, 2009 13:13:15	I did, but it doesn't seem to notice. :P What did you think of my latest joke in the Jester's thread?
#994 rake Apr 10, 2009 13:31:05	Not as funny as mine. What's the worst tattoo you can imagine?
#995 minja_dup Apr 10, 2009 16:40:23	A butt shaped tattoo of a butt on a butt. blonde, brunette or redhead?
#996 Ragnar_Lodbrok Apr 10, 2009 17:27:00	All three. :D ?
#997 dirtyfrank Apr 10, 2009 19:20:33	Yes, your teeth are fine. Do you like your women to be , :angelhide or ?
#998 Lord_Ventnor Apr 10, 2009 19:28:54	It's nice to not be stabbed in the back during alone time. Will diltyflank ever return to haunt us all?
#999 Mad_Jack Apr 10, 2009 21:33:25	Only if we don't repent. And spend the rest of our lives wearing tinfoil hats. What sort of cruel inhuman world do we live in where my FLGS is open today (Good Friday) but my bank isn't so I can't cash my paycheck?
#1000 KillerGM Apr 10, 2009 22:05:07	Everyone knows that gamers are godless heathens. :P Peeps: love them, hate them, or microwave them?
#1001 rake Apr 10, 2009 22:12:03	The little marshmallow birdies? They're okay. Why don't any of my attempts to gain superpowers work out?
#1002 KillerGM Apr 10, 2009 22:15:01	Because you don't know Stan Lee. What is this about kids snorting Smartees? WTF?
#1003 EscherEnigma Apr 10, 2009 22:16:28	'cause reality is a drag. What superpowers would you want?
#1004 Mad_Jack Apr 10, 2009 22:26:40	If I had to pick some generic superpowers, I'd go with invisibility, flight, and telekinesis. And telepathy, but only for the ability to mess with people's heads solely for mainly-harmless entertainment purposes, lol. If I was to pick something unique, I'd go for telekinesis on a sub-atomic level, simply because of the number of other superpowers you could mimic with it. Immortal or Invincible?
#1005 EscherEnigma Apr 10, 2009 22:29:19	Immortality (by which I assume you mean eternal youth, as true immortality (that is, the inability to die regardless of what happens) is practically invincibility, just with down time) Which version of the White Queen is your favorite?
#1006 KillerGM Apr 10, 2009 22:32:03	The non-turning-diamond-form one. From the 90's. Whatever. What's the best cure for the common cold?
#1007 EscherEnigma Apr 10, 2009 22:33:55	Sledgehammer, apply directly to forehead. Was that over the line?
#1008 KillerGM Apr 10, 2009 22:36:51	Nah, I'm close to that point. Why do I respond when I know I shouldn't?
#1009 EscherEnigma Apr 10, 2009 22:40:16	You've got a hair-trigger temper and that thin line between cordial and corrosive looks like a nice jump rope?
#1010 Mad_Jack Apr 10, 2009 22:40:52	Because you know the world would get dull if you always did what you should... Why do fools fall in love (and reproduce) instead of falling into deep pits?
#1011 KillerGM Apr 10, 2009 22:42:45	Because if only smart people bred, we'd be extinct in short order. Why can't people accept a simple explanation?
#1012 dirtyfrank Apr 10, 2009 23:00:08	Because it's not the one they want. How come everyone seems to always want to argue?
#1013 EscherEnigma Apr 10, 2009 23:00:51	From conflict comes strength?
#1014 KillerGM Apr 10, 2009 23:03:32	But does self-created conflict do that, or does it just spiral into self-destruction?
#1015 dirtyfrank Apr 10, 2009 23:43:34	It spirals into self-destruction. Gnolls; yay or nay?
#1016 KillerGM Apr 10, 2009 23:51:21	Yip yip! How many monster manuals do you need?
#1017 dirtyfrank Apr 10, 2009 23:54:29	I don't know how many I need but I know I have 3 just for D&D. The core MM for 2e, 3e and 4e. How many Dungeon Master's Guides do you need?
#1018 EscherEnigma Apr 10, 2009 23:55:14	All of them. Am I a packrat?
#1019 KillerGM Apr 11, 2009 0:09:36	Possibly. But you could just have a thing for monster manuals. Is the new PHB 2 really that good?
#1020 dirtyfrank Apr 11, 2009 0:11:31	Yes. With the DMG 2 be as good as the PHB 2?
#1021 KillerGM Apr 11, 2009 1:06:39	Maybe, it seems that WotC is pretty consistent with this new content. How late is too late?
#1022 Lord_Ventnor Apr 11, 2009 1:22:35	Right now. Let's say you're the proud owner of a Giant Mecha. What is the name of your convoluted, ridiculously long, super special finishing attack? At least 5 words, please. :D
#1023 EscherEnigma Apr 11, 2009 1:24:26	"just die already so I can go angst over my not-actually dead first love, despite the fact that she was a total *****." Do you prefer your shirtless barbarian warriors with or without chest hair?
#1024 Reg06 Apr 11, 2009 2:10:40	That doesn't actually cross my mind very often. I can't really see a shirtless barbarian warrior waxing though, so chest it'll be. Howard Zinn or Jared Diamond?
#1025 Mad_Jack Apr 11, 2009 4:18:12	C. Someone else I don't know Do you think it's possible to be a full-blown "lunatic" in the original sense of the word? (I tend to become almost manic and have trouble sleeping when the moon is waxing full...)
#1026 ellorin Apr 11, 2009 11:46:41	Only if you're a werewolf. What is your favourite salad dressing?
#1027 EscherEnigma Apr 11, 2009 13:16:38	There can be only one (dressing on the dinner table. And that dressing is Ranch)! Have you ever cracked up a gaming table with a highlander reference?
#1028 dirtyfrank Apr 11, 2009 18:07:09	Nope I haven't but that might have something to do with me never having mad such a reference at a gaming table. Is your favorite color green?
#1029 Ragnar_Lodbrok Apr 11, 2009 18:22:34	Oui. Tu t'appelle comment?
#1030 zesty_chicken Apr 11, 2009 19:19:17	Je ne parle pas français. ทำไมฉันพิมพ์นี้ในภาษาไทย?
#1031 Lord_Ventnor Apr 12, 2009 16:15:06	Yes. Ow-hay bout-ay ig-Pay atin-Lay?
#1032 Reg06 Apr 12, 2009 16:17:17	None for me, thanks. Et tu?
#1033 Mad_Jack Apr 12, 2009 18:40:06	Sure... Can I get fries with that?
#1034 turalisj Apr 12, 2009 19:18:17	No Do you mourn for Dave Arneson?
#1035 zeratulcraft Apr 12, 2009 19:21:22	Every night. I can haz answers?
#1036 dirtyfrank Apr 12, 2009 20:12:55	NO. Can I have answers?
#1037 EscherEnigma Apr 12, 2009 20:15:11	Only if your question is "can I write a check with a ridiculously large sum on it, to repay you for all the hardships I've forced on you?" ... that's not gonna happen, is it?
#1038 s-marrow Apr 12, 2009 20:21:07	Let me roll for diplomacy....no. If you could utilize "hammer space" what item would you take out of it?
#1039 EscherEnigma Apr 12, 2009 20:31:39	A hammer of pure gold. And then instead of hitting someone with it, I would sell it. Is taking advantage of anime conventions for profit unscrupulous?
#1040 Reg06 Apr 12, 2009 21:09:49	Not at all, it's full of weeboes and they probably deserve it. Neverwhere or American Gods?
#1041 ace_of_time Apr 12, 2009 21:14:37	Amercan Gods. Your DM tells you that the new game will be the drizzts books but in a homebrew world, Which character do you remake as your PC?
#1042 EscherEnigma Apr 12, 2009 21:15:08	I haven't read American Gods yet. I should stead that next time I visit my sister. I don't. I bow out of the game. Neil Gaiman or Terry Pratchet?
#1043 Reg06 Apr 12, 2009 21:27:31	Both. Good Omens. Coraline or Mirror Mask?
#1044 The-Mage-King Apr 13, 2009 8:22:24	... What? Fire or more fire or even more fire?
#1045 s-marrow Apr 13, 2009 10:39:36	Fire and a flaming swinging blade with a hint of acid splash. (if you happen to be one of my players who doesn't bother to make a perception check before entering the first room of the pyromancer's tower) What is the great question of life (the universe and everything)?
#1046 The-Mage-King Apr 13, 2009 10:52:42	What do you get when you multiply six by seven? What is the answer?
#1047 Ragnar_Lodbrok Apr 13, 2009 17:46:09	42. ?
#1048 dirtyfrank Apr 14, 2009 0:45:40	No Green?
#1049 Reg06 Apr 14, 2009 1:29:06	Red is for faster. Too hot or too cold?
#1050 dirtyfrank Apr 14, 2009 1:41:21	Too Hot 'N' Cold. If you had a comb, how many beats would you skip?
#1051 Lord_Ventnor Apr 14, 2009 1:46:06	All of them. Red pill or purple pill?
#1052 Reg06 Apr 14, 2009 2:17:40	Both, and some blue and yellow. Isn't red or blue pill?
#1053 Lord_Ventnor Apr 14, 2009 20:18:13	Of course not, silly! :P If I rocked your socks off, would you demand that I recompense you for lost articles of clothing?
#1054 toastedamphibian Apr 14, 2009 20:22:01	Only if I couldnt find them, or they where damaged beyond repair. I would demand compensation for time lost looking for and re-doning them, however. Is Escher going to start responding to his teamates about the Edition Wars agian?
#1055 EscherEnigma Apr 14, 2009 20:31:22	Yes. Why did you want my attention while I was figuring out whether I owed the government money or if the government owed me money?
#1056 toastedamphibian Apr 14, 2009 20:42:11	Because I always want peoples attention when they are otherwise preoccupide. Do you think my fiance likes it that I always bother her when e is on the phone, but walk away when e gets off? (Edit: Damnit, missed one.)
#1057 EscherEnigma Apr 14, 2009 20:48:00	I think no one would like that. It makes it seem like you aren't actually interested in their attention, you just like bothering them and flustering them. Do I resort to psycho-babble too much?
#1058 toastedamphibian Apr 14, 2009 20:50:15	I don't know. Tell me, do you think you resort to psycho-babble too much?
#1059 EscherEnigma Apr 14, 2009 20:53:02	Probably, but it makes me sound smart, so I'm loathe to give it up. What's the best part about being pretentious?
#1060 KillerGM Apr 14, 2009 21:07:50	Being better than everyone around you. What is the problem with siblings?
#1061 toastedamphibian Apr 14, 2009 21:10:25	To exist, there must be too many of them. Do you have siblings?
#1062 KillerGM Apr 14, 2009 21:11:26	I do. Whole and half. How branched is your family tree?
#1063 toastedamphibian Apr 14, 2009 21:12:08	Have you seen my Edition War stats? I know you have.
#1064 KillerGM Apr 14, 2009 21:14:04	Do you know how to play this game? :P
#1065 toastedamphibian Apr 14, 2009 21:17:57	Of course. I have to ask a silly question, and provide an answer. Did I not do both of thoes things, wheras you did only one?
#1066 KillerGM Apr 14, 2009 21:22:04	You can combine the two, but you should answer the silly question asked before you, not your own. Am I being too much of a Rules Lawyer? ;)
#1067 toastedamphibian Apr 14, 2009 21:28:18	Probably, on account of I did answer the silly question before me, with my own. Do you think yoru being too much of a rules lawyer?
#1068 KillerGM Apr 14, 2009 21:38:23	Probably. The "yoru" in your post is bothering me too. What's your favorite Law & Order show?
#1069 dirtyfrank Apr 14, 2009 22:03:31	I don't have one because I don't feel like putting myself through such hell. Why do people hate themselves so much that they put themselves through hell?
#1070 s-marrow Apr 14, 2009 22:05:17	Law and Order...in Spaaaaace? Okay, so I don't have cable. Televisions exist for video games in my universe. What is the best month of the year?
#1071 KillerGM Apr 14, 2009 22:06:17	Because they like the drama (while I don't think the L&O shows are hell, I have enough drama-friends to say that :P). EDIT: March (my birthmonth!) :D How do these housewives show end up on TV?
#1072 s-marrow Apr 14, 2009 22:08:20	Because everyone hates me more than they hate themselves. How much longer can I continue to mess up the post continuum? Edit: I didn't try to do that just now. I promise.
#1073 krownhunter07 Apr 14, 2009 22:38:30	As long as you want. What do cold blue eyes say about a man?
#1074 ViolenceJack Apr 14, 2009 23:09:49	That he's Canadian. If a hen and a half lays an egg and a half in a day and a half, how long would it take a monkey with a wooden leg to kick all the seeds out of a watermelon?
#1075 baneofelves Apr 14, 2009 23:18:23	seven days. Should I get a pet monkey and teach it how to fire a gun?
#1076 ViolenceJack Apr 14, 2009 23:22:00	Yes, in a crowded shopping centre. What is the difference between a duck?
#1077 Ragnar_Lodbrok Apr 14, 2009 23:24:36	The feet and bill. Is Carric's new song any good?
#1078 Reg06 Apr 14, 2009 23:54:11	Good like Dante's Peak. Would you give up gout for cheese cake?
#1079 EscherEnigma Apr 15, 2009 1:03:56	I don't know what gout is. Is cheesecake good, or amazingly awesomely heavenly (and I'm agnostic!) good?
#1080 Reg06 Apr 15, 2009 1:07:02	There is only one desert, and it is creme brulee. But, I'll make an exception and let cheese cake join the club (provided it is cheese cake flavored, and not some funky Cheesecake Factory concoction. At most cheesecake needs a light drizzle of some berry sauce). Who's faster, Speedy Gonzales or The Flash?
#1081 EscherEnigma Apr 15, 2009 1:14:09	If we're talking Bart Allen then the Flash, if we're talking any other, Speedy Gonzales. Did you like Bart better as Impulse or the Flash?
#1082 Reg06 Apr 15, 2009 1:17:06	Quicksilver. Oh wait, he's into incest. Ewwww.... Does Sabretooth have potential for depth as a character?
#1083 EscherEnigma Apr 15, 2009 1:21:37	Potential? Yes. Age of Apocalypse showed that. Will his potential ever be exploited in a main continuity comic?
#1084 Reg06 Apr 15, 2009 1:24:54	There was a brief run where he was forced to work for a government agency (literally, they put a shock/explosive collar on him), which I remember as being good. I think Wolverine is just too popular for him to be anything but his arch-nemesis. Whatever happened to Omega Red? And why isn't he in the Wolverine movie?
#1085 EscherEnigma Apr 15, 2009 1:27:30	He's probably dead. I'm sure he'll get better. Does anyone stay dead in the Marvel Universe?
#1086 Reg06 Apr 15, 2009 1:33:15	I think hell's just a little too crowded, and nobody else will fit. How awesome is the Ultimate universe?
#1087 EscherEnigma Apr 15, 2009 1:49:08	It started strong, but somewhere around when they went back on their "filled graves" policy it started to lose it's awesome sauce. Favorite alternate universe?
#1088 Reg06 Apr 15, 2009 1:59:39	Marvel: 1602. Ultimate Universe is several steps behind (and to be fair, I haven't gotten far into Ultimate Spiderman and X-men). Did you read the Hell's Kitchen mini-series where New York got over run by demons?
#1089 EscherEnigma Apr 15, 2009 11:23:05	Nah, I've never been into DareDevil, and Hell's Kitchen is his turf, so I'm guessing it's about him, which would explain why I never bothered. Did Jean Show get better (from being dead)
#1090 ellorin Apr 15, 2009 13:35:22	Nope ( They have nothing to do with the X-men at all). Age of Apocalypse or House of M?
#1091 EscherEnigma Apr 15, 2009 13:40:52	Age of Apocalypse. Long haired sexy magneto that wasn't an anti-villain. ... Is Wolverine a mutant?
#1092 Lord_Ventnor Apr 15, 2009 14:38:32	What does the X in X-men stand for?
#1093 zombie_babies Apr 15, 2009 14:53:07	"X" marks the spot. They're pirate booty. Why did Monster Magnet have to go and start to suck after Powertrip?
#1094 toastedamphibian Apr 15, 2009 17:53:41	No clue. Why does your question sound so dirty?
#1095 krownhunter07 Apr 15, 2009 17:55:52	No clue. Why does your question sound so dirty? Because you want it to. How much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
#1096 EscherEnigma Apr 15, 2009 17:58:44	None, it would take the day off. Guess who didn't get their holiday leave last week, so gets this Sunday off instead?
#1097 ViolenceJack Apr 15, 2009 18:28:39	Elmo, from Sesame Street. Should you keep going if you see blood?
#1098 EscherEnigma Apr 15, 2009 18:53:44	... that entirely depends on what you're doing. What are you doing?
#1099 pigknight Apr 15, 2009 18:58:26	Making candy. Who has a better plan: Alex or Lloyd?
#1100 EscherEnigma Apr 15, 2009 19:01:27	Neither. Slavery will continue to exist until either society rejects it or it become uneconomical.
#1101 Ragnar_Lodbrok Apr 15, 2009 19:09:50	WRONG! Lloyd is using fire. Fire is good. Is fire good?
#1102 KillerGM Apr 15, 2009 20:20:18	FIRE BAD!!!!!! Do you think it's unfair to typecast actors?
#1103 Reg06 Apr 15, 2009 20:47:59	The actor should learn something else if it wants to complain. House of Leaves or House of Dreams?
#1104 toastedamphibian Apr 15, 2009 20:50:13	House of Cards Basketball or Thunder?
#1105 KillerGM Apr 15, 2009 20:51:37	Thunder. Why do I suspect there was sexual innuendo in that last question?
#1106 Mad_Jack Apr 15, 2009 20:52:47	Because you have a suspicious mind, and know us well. Why does everyone type faster than me apparently?
#1107 baneofelves Apr 15, 2009 20:53:07	Maybe. If they're all the same flavor, yes. What would you do if my Mad monkey Militia helped me take over the world?
#1108 EscherEnigma Apr 15, 2009 20:53:38	Because you're suspicious. Was there innuendo in the question that KillerGM suspects there being innuendo in?
#1109 Reg06 Apr 15, 2009 20:53:39	Only if they're pear flavored. DF gets everywhere. Is pear flavored Jelly Belly the only sort worth eating? Call Grandpa, it's the 3 Ninjas!
#1110 KillerGM Apr 15, 2009 20:54:33	Head to the hills and be thankful for my stockpile of personal firearms. Damn, ninja'd twice! RE: Jelly beans. No way! I like watermelon, strawberry, and toasted marshmallow the best, but lots of others. :P Do you often have wild fantasies of taking over the world?
#1111 baneofelves Apr 15, 2009 20:56:06	All the time. All the time. Will someone respond to my Mad Monkey Militia question?
#1112 KillerGM Apr 15, 2009 21:01:21	I already did, I just had to strike it out. Do you often use BBCode in your posts?
#1113 Reg06 Apr 15, 2009 21:05:18	I don't like most British humor. Do you?
#1114 baneofelves Apr 15, 2009 21:06:58	Yes. Did you know that the Poo Flinger legion of the MMM is just outside the room you are in? :evillaugh
#1115 Reg06 Apr 15, 2009 21:09:28	That sucks, kind of alot. Do you play Yu-Gi-Oh! or Pokemon?
#1116 baneofelves Apr 15, 2009 21:11:44	No. They suck. I just sent the Poo sniper unit to deal with you. Does that scare you?
#1117 KillerGM Apr 15, 2009 21:11:53	I played Pokemon for a while with my husband when we were taking a break from Magic. We got out at the hight of the fever, and paid for Christmas with the resulting money. Ninja: No. They suck. Would you rather have naturally curly or straight hair?
#1118 s-marrow Apr 15, 2009 21:16:13	Straight. I imagine curly hair gets all knotty if you don't take care of your hair, which I don't. What is your favorite ancient civilization?
#1119 Reg06 Apr 15, 2009 21:16:39	Straight, it's easy. The Norse. Tomorrow it'll be the 14th century Mongols. Crocodile or caiman?
#1120 baneofelves Apr 15, 2009 21:17:10	The Greeks. Who is your favorite Olympian god? EDIT: Did we just get a ninja within a ninja? Whatever, I'm not changing it.
#1121 KillerGM Apr 15, 2009 21:18:17	... Probably the Greeks, but likely a Romanization thereof. :P Oh! Atlantean. ;) Ninja'd twice again! Crocodile Artemis Would you rather be coughing or sneezing?
#1122 Reg06 Apr 15, 2009 21:20:45	Sneezing, it makes my nose tingle. Burn or scab?
#1123 KillerGM Apr 15, 2009 21:22:23	Both. Don't burns scab over, if they are severe enough?
#1124 s-marrow Apr 15, 2009 21:24:21	(Everytime I write a line here it seems to trip up seven people. Let's see how long I can keep this record...) ...or they just blister and scar. What job would you have if you worked in the circus?
#1125 KillerGM Apr 15, 2009 21:31:34	Lion-tamer. Rawr. Did you ever want to run away and join the circus?
#1126 krownhunter07 Apr 15, 2009 21:31:40	No, I had a life. Nice or not, which do you tend to be?
#1127 KillerGM Apr 15, 2009 21:36:04	Nice, though I have my moments. Can you tell the difference between all these CIS/NCIS/Criminal Minds/forensic TV dramas?
#1128 EscherEnigma Apr 15, 2009 22:06:10	I don't watch TV. Would you rather be good, bad, nice, or right?
#1129 KillerGM Apr 15, 2009 22:09:54	Good. If you could only eat one thing for the rest of your life, what would it be?
#1130 toastedamphibian Apr 15, 2009 22:16:59	A bullet. Why would anyone want to live with such blandness? Eating for the rest of your life? come on...
#1131 KillerGM Apr 15, 2009 22:21:47	Because I could live with eating one thing for the rest of my life. There's more to live for than different food, for me. It's not a matter of wanting it, though, I did say "have to". :P Why was that answer so long?
#1132 toastedamphibian Apr 15, 2009 22:25:17	Because you where justifing giving an answer that didnt really answer the question. Why didn't you answer the question that was technically asked instead of answering the one most would assume was intended?
#1133 KillerGM Apr 15, 2009 22:26:59	Because I thought I was answering the question ... What climbed up your butt tonight? :P
#1134 toastedamphibian Apr 15, 2009 22:30:08	Nothing, I'm as lighthearted and playfull as ever. Why do you ask?
#1135 pigknight Apr 15, 2009 22:31:07	No reason... Front or back?
#1136 KillerGM Apr 15, 2009 22:31:42	Because it's the silly question thread and I was being silly. Do you follow astrology?
#1137 toastedamphibian Apr 15, 2009 22:33:33	No, I dont have an encyclopedia entry yet. Whats your favorite encyclopedia?
#1138 KillerGM Apr 15, 2009 22:35:30	Blossom's "Little Miss Know-it-all Encyclopedia" from the PowerPuff Girls. :D What's your favorite scent?
#1139 toastedamphibian Apr 15, 2009 22:36:40	120ft What do you prefeer, Darkvision or lowlight vision?
#1140 KillerGM Apr 15, 2009 22:39:44	(ha, a D&D joke!) Darkvision. Really messes with players. Would you rather GM or play?
#1141 EscherEnigma Apr 15, 2009 22:44:04	Play, but I spend more time behind the GM screen. Are you going to run a play-by-post game for me, DF, and some other random schmucks?
#1142 KillerGM Apr 15, 2009 22:44:59	Probably, but I want to wait till I get home; I might start earlier though. Would you play in a killer 4E PbP game I ran?
#1143 EscherEnigma Apr 15, 2009 22:46:44	Yes. I have three or four character concepts. I can't help myself! How many concepts do you typically consider before settling on one to play?
#1144 KillerGM Apr 15, 2009 22:47:52	I usually have just one that I have my heart set on, but then change it 5 minutes before the game to something completely different. Character backgrounds: essential history or boring drudgery?
#1145 ViolenceJack Apr 15, 2009 22:59:06	Yes. Why is a mouse when it spins?
#1146 EscherEnigma Apr 15, 2009 23:04:42	why is a mouse? Yo no comprendo. Tu hablas engles?
#1147 KillerGM Apr 15, 2009 23:06:08	Si! Would you want to know exactly when you're going to die?
#1148 dirtyfrank Apr 15, 2009 23:11:45	Sure, as long as it doesn't involve how or where. Would you want to know exactly when you're going to die?
#1149 KillerGM Apr 15, 2009 23:12:21	Nope. Would you want oracular ability?
#1150 dirtyfrank Apr 15, 2009 23:15:03	Sure, as long as I knew these prophecies and never really needed to reveal them to anybody. Would you ever want oracular ability?
#1151 KillerGM Apr 15, 2009 23:16:51	Yes, but I would likely feel some need to share the visions. Probably turn into a modern-day Cassandra. Do you use classical references in daily conversation?
#1152 dirtyfrank Apr 15, 2009 23:19:33	How classical? The Beatles classical or Ancient Greece classical?
#1153 KillerGM Apr 15, 2009 23:21:22	Classical literature. Is today's public woefully unread?
#1154 dirtyfrank Apr 15, 2009 23:23:47	Does "The Odyssey" or "The Inferno" count? Are they even considered literature?
#1155 KillerGM Apr 15, 2009 23:25:46	Yes, they would be considered literature. Quite famous works, at that. :P Background music: destracting or enhancing?
#1156 EscherEnigma Apr 15, 2009 23:29:32	Enhancing. Music with words or instrumental?
#1157 KillerGM Apr 15, 2009 23:30:20	Words, even if I have to add them myself. Magneto or Professor X?
#1158 dirtyfrank Apr 15, 2009 23:30:50	Instrumental. Damn ****ing ninja's Magneto Foreground music: distracting or enhancing?
#1159 Reg06 Apr 15, 2009 23:40:20	I had to Google it. Enhancing, I guess. Iggy Pop or David Bowie?
#1160 KillerGM Apr 15, 2009 23:42:18	David Bowie, hell yes! :D Dark Crystal or Labyrinth?
#1161 Reg06 Apr 15, 2009 23:48:58	Labyrinth, definitely. I haven't eve rmanaged to finish Dark Crystal. Labyrinth or The Man Who Fell To Earth?
#1162 KillerGM Apr 15, 2009 23:53:36	Labyrinth. Magic Sex, guns, or money?
#1163 pigknight Apr 15, 2009 23:54:13	Money and sex. Porn or erotica?
#1164 dirtyfrank Apr 15, 2009 23:58:55	Porn. Porn or erotica?
#1165 pigknight Apr 15, 2009 23:59:23	Erotica... ...I like plot! Pigs or cows?
#1166 KillerGM Apr 16, 2009 0:00:20	Pigs are cuter, but cows are yummier. Do you smile for pictures?
#1167 dirtyfrank Apr 16, 2009 0:00:50	NO. Do you smile for pictures?
#1168 KillerGM Apr 16, 2009 0:01:40	Yes, but some don't agree. :P What's the coolest tattoo you've ever seen?
#1169 dirtyfrank Apr 16, 2009 0:08:16	I'm not sure. I think 99% of them or so suck. I saw a few cool ones on TV or on the web but I don't remember what they look like exactly or know how to start describing them. What's the coolest tattoo you've ever seen?
#1170 KillerGM Apr 16, 2009 0:10:25	I have to say my husband's is pretty cool, but there was one I saw in a magazine of a peacock on a woman's back that I stared at for a long time - it was so intracate! Why does dirtyfrank keep copying my questions?
#1171 EscherEnigma Apr 16, 2009 0:14:16	'cause he is curious how other people would answer the same question. For example, if you had continued the tattoo question I would have responded "it was a simple black band around the ring finger on the right hand." Have you ever lost your husband's wedding ring?
#1172 pigknight Apr 16, 2009 0:14:53	I hope not. Have you Escher?
#1173 EscherEnigma Apr 16, 2009 0:16:09	I live in New Mexico. Do you understand how/why that was an answer?
#1174 KillerGM Apr 16, 2009 0:18:08	Unfortunately, yes. Shall we get back to asking silly questions again? :D
#1175 EscherEnigma Apr 16, 2009 0:20:09	Nah. Do you know who your state governor is and what their politics are? (Mine is Bill Richardson, and I do know his stance on a number of issues important to me)
#1176 KillerGM Apr 16, 2009 0:22:06	Again, unfortunately, yes. Go go Sarah Palin! Why are there no "B" batteries?
#1177 dirtyfrank Apr 16, 2009 0:23:27	Because it would sound like everyone was stuttering. Why do you think I copy people's questions?
#1178 EscherEnigma Apr 16, 2009 0:24:58	((I'm amused that both of our governors were involved in the presidential race. Mine didn't get the nomination, but still...)) Because you're curious how someone besides the person that answered would have answered. Am I close?
#1179 KillerGM Apr 16, 2009 0:25:23	Because you're lazy and curious. Since I answered, I guess you'll never know! What is the speed of dark?
#1180 EscherEnigma Apr 16, 2009 0:26:32	1 c. Does that answer make sense to you?
#1181 dirtyfrank Apr 16, 2009 0:27:45	Yes. Does that answer make sense to you? (I'm lazy and curious)
#1182 KillerGM Apr 16, 2009 0:27:59	Nope, but I'm OK with that. Of course it does. Can an ambidextrous person make an off-hand remark?
#1183 EscherEnigma Apr 16, 2009 0:29:32	No, they are never considered using their off-hand. Is it weird that I'm considering writing up the beginnings of a home brew setting based on the edition war (with my own take of events, naturally)
#1184 KillerGM Apr 16, 2009 0:31:36	Nah, it's a great outlet for creativity. Does condensed milk come from smaller cows?
#1185 EscherEnigma Apr 16, 2009 0:34:06	Nah, just cows that get more hugs. How bad was that joke?
#1186 Reg06 Apr 16, 2009 1:19:42	Worse than 17 Again. Is it a bad thing that I only heard of Harvey Milk because of the movie (which was great)?
#1187 dirtyfrank Apr 16, 2009 1:22:17	Nope. Who is Harvey Milk? Is he important?
#1188 Reg06 Apr 16, 2009 1:35:01	The first openly gay politician to be elected into public office. My flimsy research says that he was pretty important, and a respectable politician to boot. Are bears more terrifying than velociraptors?
#1189 dirtyfrank Apr 16, 2009 1:44:24	Yes because they are godless killing machines. Frogs or Dogs or Raining frogs and dogs?
#1190 Reg06 Apr 16, 2009 1:46:50	Eatin' frogs. Venom or Carnage?
#1191 dirtyfrank Apr 16, 2009 2:06:15	Venom. Poison breath, Acid breath or Bad breath?
#1192 krownhunter07 Apr 16, 2009 8:47:03	None; heat vision. Who framed roger rabbit?
#1193 zombie_babies Apr 16, 2009 9:03:44	I did. Why would I do such a thing?
#1194 ViolenceJack Apr 16, 2009 9:58:22	Because you despise cartoon rabbits. Where are we going, and why are we in this handbasket?
#1195 krownhunter07 Apr 16, 2009 10:03:12	Because you despise cartoon rabbits. Where are we going, and why are we in this handbasket? Going to hell and because gas costs to much and burns too fast where we're headed. Who sent the ice cube?
#1196 EscherEnigma Apr 16, 2009 12:30:46	Probaby that band that sang "ice, ice baby" or w/e it's called. How many times has the 'handbasket' question appeared in this thread?
#1197 KillerGM Apr 16, 2009 13:25:18	I don't know and I don't wanna go through and count. Probably more than twice. What's another word for thesaurus?
#1198 EscherEnigma Apr 16, 2009 13:30:48	How the heck should I know? What do I look like, an ivory tower elitist prick (and resident [British slang for cigarette]) that's read the dictionary a few times for fun? Do I look like your walking synonym-finder? Huh? Do I, punk?! :P
#1199 zombie_babies Apr 16, 2009 13:38:35	Yes. What was that all about?
#1200 EscherEnigma Apr 16, 2009 13:41:16	I had my rant mode toggled on. Do you have a rant mode?
#1201 zombie_babies Apr 16, 2009 13:42:06	Sometimes. When I can find it. Can you help me find it?
#1202 KillerGM Apr 16, 2009 13:42:52	I do. The switch is pretty faulty, though, so I usually end up deleting the post mid-rant. Sure. *starts pushing random Zombie_Babies buttons* What will trigger a rant from you?
#1203 EscherEnigma Apr 16, 2009 13:43:36	... I could make a crude joke here, but instead: no. Do you know what my joke was going to be? Uh... discussions of censorship, free speech, civil rights and liberties, discussion of drug laws, discussion of the US as having the largest proportion of our citizenry in prison of first world countries... Quite a few things I can't think of at the moment... For a guy with so many rant buttons, why don't I rant more often?
#1204 zombie_babies Apr 16, 2009 13:47:49	Because you have more buttons of another type (what type is unknown) that are more loudly colored and of larger size. How many different kinds of buttons are there?
#1205 EscherEnigma Apr 16, 2009 13:49:13	17 and a half. How do you have half a button?
#1206 zombie_babies Apr 16, 2009 13:58:19	Sex accident. What the hell is a sex accident?
#1207 EscherEnigma Apr 16, 2009 14:11:46	"I'm sorry, was that your wife?"
#1208 ViolenceJack Apr 16, 2009 15:56:44	No, mine's over there with Jim. What kind of answer is that?
#1209 EscherEnigma Apr 16, 2009 16:01:21	A dirty one. "Jim and Jack went into a shack, and left their wives outside. They rolled in the hay, had a great day, and let the wives' tempers subside." ... was that as dirty as my impromptu rhyme?
#1210 krownhunter07 Apr 16, 2009 16:55:43	Depends on the point of view. Where is your point viewing?
#1211 toastedamphibian Apr 16, 2009 17:04:56	Over by that video camera. Where are they viewing my point?
#1212 dirtyfrank Apr 16, 2009 17:29:18	From the second story of the brown building to your left. Should I ask a question?
#1213 toastedamphibian Apr 16, 2009 17:33:31	It's more fun if you dont. Right?
#1214 krownhunter07 Apr 16, 2009 18:27:05	Left, right, left... walking isn't that hard. Is it hard?
#1215 toastedamphibian Apr 16, 2009 19:20:00	None of yoru business! Who do you think you are, dirtyfrank?
#1216 s-marrow Apr 16, 2009 22:39:44	If dirtyfrank has a secret swiss bank account that you're holding the password for, then, yes. On that line of thought, if you could impersonate one person for a day, who would it be?
#1217 ViolenceJack Apr 16, 2009 22:55:43	Yo mama. How fat is yo mama?
#1218 toastedamphibian Apr 16, 2009 23:02:18	Less fat than yours. How fat is my mother now?
#1219 s-marrow Apr 16, 2009 23:08:04	Somewhere from "less than a supernova" to "infinitely smaller as it approaches zero" Is duct tape the answer to all major problems in life?
#1220 baneofelves Apr 17, 2009 0:47:13	No. Fire is. How long is it till I shift from CN to CE?
#1221 EscherEnigma Apr 17, 2009 1:09:50	That depends, how long till you're tried as an adult?
#1222 dirtyfrank Apr 17, 2009 1:17:02	Now because I'm already an adult. Do you want to talk to me and why?
#1223 EscherEnigma Apr 17, 2009 1:58:07	Sure, and 'cause I'm bored.
#1224 dirtyfrank Apr 17, 2009 2:10:33	Where's the question?
#1225 minja_dup Apr 17, 2009 4:17:32	In bed, it is sick with the flu. Where is the answer?
#1226 cherubaddon Apr 17, 2009 4:42:17	Under the bed, waiting for everyone else to leave. Huh or meh?
#1227 ellorin Apr 17, 2009 5:03:01	Huh. Who stole the emperor's pyjamas?
#1228 minja_dup Apr 17, 2009 10:12:16	The Answer. He is hiding under my bed with them apparently. Who stole my pajamas?
#1229 Cpt_Micha Apr 17, 2009 10:14:46	I think it was baneofelves. Who was the strange female that I woke up next to this morning?
#1230 dirtyfrank Apr 17, 2009 10:15:21	Maybe Emperor dirtyfrank vi Holy Forthtania for putting him under your bed. I have no clue. Why would Minja put Emperor dirtyfrank vi Holy Forthtania under her bed? (I'm too lazy to change this)
#1231 krownhunter07 Apr 17, 2009 10:22:56	To hide the stolen PJ's. What Int do you have?
#1232 Cpt_Micha Apr 17, 2009 10:27:50	13. What Str do you have?
#1233 krownhunter07 Apr 17, 2009 10:53:27	13. What Str do you have? Used to be 18... now... not so sure. have you ever tried to stat yourself with the rules?
#1234 minja_dup Apr 17, 2009 10:56:59	ummmm, seriously? ... no. have you?
#1235 ellorin Apr 17, 2009 11:06:51	Nope! Red or green laser beams?
#1236 zakhari_dup Apr 17, 2009 11:09:15	Both! Have you ever attempted to sway a professor by attempting a persuasion check, and when you realized you weren't getting anywhere, immediately switched over to deception check to avert suspicion on why your assignment was finished yet?
#1237 EscherEnigma Apr 17, 2009 12:02:02	No, I like my ethics where they're at. Lawful neutral all the way! How would you describe the difference between ethics and morality?
#1238 minja_dup Apr 17, 2009 12:28:53	chimpanzees and spider monkeys Opposable thumb or prehensile tail?
#1239 Cpt_Micha Apr 17, 2009 12:40:53	Opposable Thumb. Crab or Lobster?
#1240 ellorin Apr 17, 2009 12:42:00	Lobster Favourite alien race?
#1241 zombie_babies Apr 17, 2009 12:49:09	Mexican. You know that was just a bad joke, right?
#1242 ellorin Apr 17, 2009 13:05:39	Sure Chess or backgammon?
#1243 zombie_babies Apr 17, 2009 13:09:23	Chess. Inner monologue or outer dialogue?
#1244 Reg06 Apr 17, 2009 14:20:42	Outer dialogue. Rap or hip hop?
#1245 zombie_babies Apr 17, 2009 14:21:39	Music. ;) :P Would you like me to tell you a story?
#1246 baneofelves Apr 17, 2009 14:21:59	Sure. What will it be about?
#1247 Cpt_Micha Apr 17, 2009 14:22:46	Cookies What else should be in the story?
#1248 zombie_babies Apr 17, 2009 14:24:13	Shaved gerbils, Crisco and baneofelves. What's going to happen to bane?
#1249 baneofelves Apr 17, 2009 14:25:14	I'm going to goto jail cuz I'm gonna kill you unless you change what's in the story. What is the point of this thread?
#1250 zombie_babies Apr 17, 2009 14:28:32	To make hazy implications about you and bestiality. What did you think it was about?
#1251 Reg06 Apr 17, 2009 14:29:27	To figure out what baneofelves will do with crisco and a shoebox full of shaved gerbils. How is he going to get those gerbils shaved? edit; ninja'd, but I suppose it still works.
#1252 zombie_babies Apr 17, 2009 14:30:17	That's his problem. Why would he want to do that to a poor rodent?
#1253 baneofelves Apr 17, 2009 14:30:27	I'm going to kill all of you. Did you all know that I HATE every one of you? You're all a bunch of jerks!
#1254 Reg06 Apr 17, 2009 14:32:06	Tell it to your gerbils. How far can a joke be pushed before it is no longer funny?
#1255 krownhunter07 Apr 17, 2009 14:33:45	This far. Who else plays with animals?
#1256 EscherEnigma Apr 17, 2009 16:08:59	That depends, does laying traps (glue and traditional) for the mice count as 'playing' with them?
#1257 Reg06 Apr 17, 2009 17:08:58	Only if it tickles your funny bone. Are rats trapped on a glue pad just a little bit pathetic?
#1258 EscherEnigma Apr 17, 2009 17:15:00	They're very pathetic. The first time we caught one I felt real guilty about the poor thing and freed it far away from my house using some cooking oil (the oil made the glue losten up, and I was able to use a q-tip to push his little feet free). then the next day one of our other glue traps had five mice in it. Sympathy went right out the window at that point. Do you find it ironic when a vegetarian lays down traps for vermin?
#1259 Reg06 Apr 17, 2009 17:18:36	Depends on the reason for the person's vegetarianism. If it's because the meat industry is cruel, and killing animals is wrong, then yes, it's hilariously ironic. Are you annoyed by non-vegetarians who scorn vegetarians and espouse the idea that a dish without meat cannot be as good as a dish with?
#1260 EscherEnigma Apr 17, 2009 17:26:00	Depends on how they phrase it. Since it really does come down to preference, if they're just stating that preference I see nothing to be annoyed about, but if they state their preference as an objective fact that should be universally accepted... then I think I'll just smile, nod, and think "ID-10-t error" Do you know what an ID-10-t error is?
#1261 Reg06 Apr 17, 2009 17:33:28	Is it a joke used to poke fun at non-programmers the same way I tell people it's a problem with the PEBCAK when I work on their computer?
#1262 EscherEnigma Apr 17, 2009 17:38:07	Pretty much. ID-10-t => ID10T or id10t. See it now?
#1263 krownhunter07 Apr 17, 2009 17:40:50	I see it all the time. Stupid is as stupid as stupid, yes?
#1264 Reg06 Apr 17, 2009 17:45:58	Juh-huh Clash era punk, or Rancid era punk?
#1265 EscherEnigma Apr 17, 2009 17:50:39	I'll pass on the punk, thank you very much. Is it odd that I'm idly wondering what kind of scheduling algorithim the server for the boards uses now?
#1266 krownhunter07 Apr 17, 2009 18:04:02	I'll pass on the punk, thank you very much. Is it odd that I'm idly wondering what kind of scheduling algorithim the server for the boards uses now? Not nearly as odd as it is to workout how best to takedown everyone you encounter, just in case. Do we know?
#1267 EscherEnigma Apr 17, 2009 18:07:54	Oh, most likely it uses a round-robin or round-robin derivitive, but that's just guessing. Do I need to get out of this lab for a few hours to clear my head and prevent burn-out?
#1268 Reg06 Apr 17, 2009 18:12:12	Just go eat some coffee grounds and you'll be fine. Elivs Costello or Elvis Presley?
#1269 EscherEnigma Apr 17, 2009 18:22:36	Those don't sound like programmers. Is playing with the scheduler for UML fun and exciting?
#1270 Reg06 Apr 17, 2009 18:31:41	I'd prefer to use System D. E's or whizz?
#1271 EscherEnigma Apr 17, 2009 18:33:00	... what?
#1272 dirtyfrank Apr 17, 2009 20:08:15	Can you cut blades with bubbles?
#1273 krownhunter07 Apr 17, 2009 20:11:07	Eventually. Like water on rocks. What should it be when it is what it isn't?
#1274 dirtyfrank Apr 18, 2009 1:08:13	Crowning. How often do you stub a toe?
#1275 EscherEnigma Apr 18, 2009 1:18:33	rarely. I'm a dexterity geek, not a con geek.
#1276 ViolenceJack Apr 18, 2009 3:19:57	He who shall, so shall he who. If a man with his hands in the air feels silly, what does a man with his hands in his pockets feel?
#1277 EscherEnigma Apr 18, 2009 3:24:30	warm. Is it cold?
#1278 krownhunter07 Apr 18, 2009 8:29:25	Not nearly enough. Do you like the cold?
#1279 ellorin Apr 18, 2009 12:42:08	No way. Beard or moustache?
#1280 EscherEnigma Apr 18, 2009 12:48:05	Beard! Fully bushy manly beards! They're fun to snuggle. It only feels like sandpaper if it's just growing out again after being shaved. Would you snuggle someone with a beard?
#1281 ellorin Apr 18, 2009 12:56:34	If I wanted to, my beard wouldn't deter me (That's not what you meant? A shame :P ...). Would you rather have a long beard or long hair?
#1282 krownhunter07 Apr 18, 2009 19:50:31	Both... or none... Why talk about hair?
#1283 KillerGM Apr 18, 2009 20:02:01	Because it's fun! :D What outrageous (non-naturally occuring) hair color would you have if you could?
#1284 tired_hungry_dolgrim Apr 18, 2009 20:22:16	Purple. Would you like to play a game?
#1285 KillerGM Apr 18, 2009 20:24:51	Not that one, thanks. If you could have one exotic pet (from the real world), what would it be?
#1286 tired_hungry_dolgrim Apr 18, 2009 20:34:25	A duck-billed platypus. Are you sure you don't want to play my game?
#1287 KillerGM Apr 18, 2009 20:35:48	I'm quite sure, thank you. If you could have one fantastic animal from D&D as a pet, what would you have?
#1288 EscherEnigma Apr 18, 2009 20:39:25	Blink dog. Same question.
#1289 KillerGM Apr 18, 2009 20:45:01	Griffon. What's your favorite type of cake?
#1290 Reg06 Apr 18, 2009 22:41:02	Pound cake, lemon flavored. Maybe cheese cake, plain flavored. King Kong remake or any of the originals?
#1291 krownhunter07 Apr 18, 2009 23:11:37	Remakes have better looks. Who would win, Superman or the Hulk?
#1292 Reg06 Apr 18, 2009 23:13:32	How angry is the Hulk? Because there's a chance he'll just punch a hole in the universe and Supes will get sucked into a wormhole. Otherwise, Supes wins. Breakfast of choice?
#1293 EscherEnigma Apr 19, 2009 1:04:49	biscuits and gravy. brunch of choce?
#1294 Reg06 Apr 19, 2009 2:21:49	Guinness and hash browns. Lunch of choice?
#1295 ViolenceJack Apr 19, 2009 4:08:51	The souls of the innocent. What? Why is everyone watching me eat? How many woodchucks could wood chuck if wood could chuck wouldchucks?
#1296 baneofelves Apr 19, 2009 13:59:50	Where is HATER'S question?
#1297 s-marrow Apr 19, 2009 14:26:56	I'm not sure, but I believe we are allowed to make crude assumptions in cases like these. Let's assume HATER asked, "Why do people look at me strangely when I wear the underwear on the outside of my pants and walk around in the mall?" Your fashion style is too novel for out conservative times, HATER. Don't give in to peer pressure! What is the best flavor of ice cream in existence?
#1298 Lord_Ventnor Apr 19, 2009 14:41:40	The kind that keeps my foot safe from pointy thinks. :D Best smiley ever?
#1299 krownhunter07 Apr 19, 2009 15:39:49	Who would want to use the worst smiley ever?
#1300 baneofelves Apr 19, 2009 16:11:02	You?
#1301 dirtyfrank Apr 19, 2009 16:58:41	Of course I would. Do you like the emoticon?
#1302 delodarkmagic92132 Apr 19, 2009 19:31:10	Yes, but I have to admit it's odd. Who would win in a fight, Mario or Luigi?
#1303 krownhunter07 Apr 19, 2009 19:41:38	The one with fireballs. Would it hurt to have fire balls?
#1304 dirtyfrank Apr 19, 2009 20:32:17	It depends what my thighs are made out of. Thighs, ties or spies?
#1305 EscherEnigma Apr 19, 2009 23:02:20	tied up spies with their thighs spread wide. ... was that too kinky?
#1306 baneofelves Apr 19, 2009 23:05:16	Not enough. Will you go further with that line of thought?
#1307 dirtyfrank Apr 19, 2009 23:05:36	Nope. Should EE be more kinky? :P
#1308 EscherEnigma Apr 19, 2009 23:16:20	Probably not. My SO likes sex pretty vanilla. Was that TMI?
#1309 pigknight Apr 19, 2009 23:17:00	Nah. Trojans or Spartans?
#1310 EscherEnigma Apr 19, 2009 23:18:24	Never heard of spartan condoms. Anyone else thing 'Trojan' is a strange name for a condom?
#1311 baneofelves Apr 19, 2009 23:19:53	No. Why are we discussing condoms?
#1312 EscherEnigma Apr 19, 2009 23:20:52	'cause I have a strange sense of humor. Should I tone down the dirty humor for fear of contaminating young naive minds?
#1313 pigknight Apr 19, 2009 23:20:58	I was talking about the movie Troy. I'm a furry with so many weird fetishes it's not even funny. So I'm past naive. Ever see that condom commercial with the pigs that says "Evolve"? Do they not know how eveloution works?
#1314 dirtyfrank Apr 19, 2009 23:21:31	Because they protect ya from bad things. Yes and I'd say they don't know how it works. Why would condoms be named after a city that got breached?
#1315 pigknight Apr 19, 2009 23:27:58	It's named after viruses that allow backdoor access. ;) Who's stoked for KGM's campaign?
#1316 EscherEnigma Apr 19, 2009 23:29:17	Unless you're using 'stoked' in a way that I'm unfamiliar, then I am. Are you using 'stoked' in a way that I'm unfamiliar?
#1317 pigknight Apr 19, 2009 23:31:30	Nah. Who's a furry?
#1318 baneofelves Apr 19, 2009 23:34:38	Sonic the Hedgehog is. Did I just cure you of your furry fetish?
#1319 pigknight Apr 19, 2009 23:43:40	Nah. So why are furries the worst fetish?
#1320 dirtyfrank Apr 19, 2009 23:44:37	Because a lot of people apparently hate animals. Why do so many people hate animals?
#1321 pigknight Apr 19, 2009 23:45:51	PETA. Catgirls or foxgirls?
#1322 EscherEnigma Apr 19, 2009 23:48:49	Whats with you and your girl fetish? I swear, it is the weirdest thing ever! This-girl, that-girl, it's just so bizarre! So seriously, what's with the girl fetish?
#1323 pigknight Apr 19, 2009 23:52:41	We like bewbies. So...
#1324 Reg06 Apr 20, 2009 3:06:31	I concur. Moving on?
#1325 zombie_babies Apr 20, 2009 8:41:48	Why not?
#1326 s-marrow Apr 20, 2009 9:27:13	Was that your question or your answer?...I'll count it as both, then. Why not? Because that's exactly what the aliens with their mind-control rays want us to do! If a person is wearing camouflage and is not in a forest, desert, or military wasteland (and is not a member of the military), does that warrant a free punch?
#1327 zombie_babies Apr 20, 2009 9:37:45	No. How do you presume to know where they'll be for the rest of the day?
#1328 krownhunter07 Apr 20, 2009 10:31:26	Shoot first, ask questions later. Handgun, Shotgun or Sniper rifle?
#1329 The-Mage-King Apr 20, 2009 10:36:02	Land mines. ...What? I read the EOL. Do you know what the EOL is?
#1330 s-marrow Apr 20, 2009 11:21:47	It's the dial-up connection internet company you get in hell. What do you get when you cross a unicorn with a toaster?
#1331 zombie_babies Apr 20, 2009 11:33:05	A tasty treat. Is baneofelves still messin' with them shaved gerbils an' Crisco?
#1332 EscherEnigma Apr 20, 2009 12:36:01	That depends... Has anyone given PETA his address yet?
#1333 baneofelves Apr 20, 2009 12:45:30	Nah, I killed all the PETA members in a drunken rage. Is anyone going to realize that I stick gerbils in the microwave to watch them explode, not to have bizarre sex that Zombie Babies seems to be obsessed with?
#1334 zombie_babies Apr 20, 2009 12:46:40	No. Cuz it ain't true. Why you gotta lie like that, man?
#1335 EscherEnigma Apr 20, 2009 12:47:12	Because he can't handle the truth. Can you?
#1336 zombie_babies Apr 20, 2009 12:49:25	I'd rather handle the truth - awful as it may be - than a Crisco'd gerbil. Wouldn't you?
#1337 baneofelves Apr 20, 2009 12:51:25	I AM telling you the truth. Why do you refuse to believe me?
#1338 EscherEnigma Apr 20, 2009 12:57:22	Because (A) it's more amusing to watch you squirm, and (B) I wouldn't accept that you're doing anything with criscoed gerbils, putting them in the microwave or something involving a cardboard tube, without a heck of a lot more evidence. ... wait, piggy didn't actually mention the cardboard tube, did he? Am I the only one that's heard that joke?
#1339 zombie_babies Apr 20, 2009 12:58:01	Because you're a gerbil shavin', Crisco misusin' liar. That's why. Nope. I think most of us have heard some version of that classic. If you had to use a different rodent, what rodent would you use?
#1340 EscherEnigma Apr 20, 2009 13:24:31	None. I don't find the joke funny. Though I suppose 'vermine' just because it's a fun word to say. Do you know a joke that would make me laugh?
#1341 zombie_babies Apr 20, 2009 13:26:19	Probably not. I specialize in offensive humor. Cuz offensive stuff is funny. What kind of humor do you dig?
#1342 Reg06 Apr 20, 2009 13:28:17	"A programmer walks to the butcher shop and buys a kilo of meat. An hour later he comes back upset that the butcher shortchanged him by 24 grams." How's that? Most kinds. It's hard for me not to laugh. Does YouTube poop humor you?
#1343 EscherEnigma Apr 20, 2009 13:32:26	No. If an airplane crashes on the border between United States and Canada, where do you bury the survivors?
#1344 zombie_babies Apr 20, 2009 13:34:25	In the shallow grave they made the survivors dig next to the plane right before they tie them up in pairs (small person with a large one) and then shoot the bigger partner through the brain-box. Free labor and half-cost on bullets. Was that too much?
#1345 baneofelves Apr 20, 2009 13:35:00	No. What would you do if you had a legion of Mad Monkeys that obeyed your every command?
#1346 EscherEnigma Apr 20, 2009 13:39:53	Tell them to be sane. Was that the answer you expected?
#1347 baneofelves Apr 20, 2009 13:41:44	Yeah. How long is it till these gerbils that I stuck in the microwave explode?
#1348 zombie_babies Apr 20, 2009 13:43:38	I had no idea microwave was teen slang for ass. When did that happen?
#1349 EscherEnigma Apr 20, 2009 13:45:00	They won't explode, they'll just die. It didn't. Ever sat down and googled 'baby microwave' and read the stories about babies in microwaves?
#1350 baneofelves Apr 20, 2009 13:45:26	No, but I'm about to. Will you ever get your mind out of the gutter?
#1351 EscherEnigma Apr 20, 2009 13:47:20	My mind is not in the gutter, though I have explored it's depths with a flash light and a note pad. Have you ever sat down and researched how pornongraphy has impacted technological advances throughout the ages?
#1352 Reg06 Apr 20, 2009 13:49:29	No but I was just thinking about how some people will pay loads of money for a tool that accomplishes a task their own hands can do. Have you?
#1353 baneofelves Apr 20, 2009 13:50:02	Yes. Should I watch some porn, even though I could infect my computer with viruses and get in deep trouble?
#1354 zombie_babies Apr 20, 2009 13:51:06	Yes. What kind of porn are you gonna check out?
#1355 Reg06 Apr 20, 2009 13:51:16	No, you should rent a hooker and infect your body with viruses and get in deep trouble. I'd rather not say. Does it involve gerbils?
#1356 baneofelves Apr 20, 2009 13:52:21	No. Why are we discussing porn?
#1357 zombie_babies Apr 20, 2009 13:54:10	Cuz you brought it up. Did the gerbil make you do it?
#1358 baneofelves Apr 20, 2009 13:56:36	Oh, snap. Those lil bastards were clawing at the microwave door before they went BOOM! What should I do now?
#1359 EscherEnigma Apr 20, 2009 13:56:36	The gerbils make him do everything. They managed to worm their way to the brain, eat it out, and are now operating a Bane puppet. Have you read Heilein's Puppet Masters?
#1360 s-marrow Apr 20, 2009 14:13:40	No, I'm still getting through his lesser known Fun Times in Fairyland series. What is the worse name you can think of for a child to be named?
#1361 EscherEnigma Apr 20, 2009 14:14:56	"It" If you had the chance to go back in time and tell your parents what to name you, what would you have told them?
#1362 Reg06 Apr 20, 2009 14:19:04	Raptor Mothra Most awesome name ever?
#1363 EscherEnigma Apr 20, 2009 14:20:52	Benjamin Franklin. If a rooster lays an egg perfectly on the peak of a house, with no wind in any direction, which way does it roll?
#1364 Reg06 Apr 20, 2009 14:21:55	Up Twilight or Anne Rice?
#1365 s-marrow Apr 20, 2009 14:22:45	It rolls into the rip in the space time continuum caused by a rooster laying an egg. What aquatic animal would make the best pet?
#1366 Reg06 Apr 20, 2009 14:24:04	Leviathan Would you rather eat otter or ostrich?
#1367 EscherEnigma Apr 20, 2009 14:25:27	Neither, when I want my modern supernatural horror story fix I'll read a Patricia Briggs or Kim Harrison novel. Ostrich You only have a match when you enter a dark and cold room. You come across an oil lamp, an oil heater, and a candle. Which do you light first?
#1368 s-marrow Apr 20, 2009 14:27:01	I light the ostrich and eat it on the oil heater. What is the best way to stop making sense?
#1369 EscherEnigma Apr 20, 2009 14:29:41	By giving nonsense answers to trick quiestions. If it takes five men (the ladies are sunbathing) five hours to dig a hole, how long does it take one man to dig half a hole?
#1370 s-marrow Apr 20, 2009 14:37:42	It would take...man, I actually fell for that one and did the calculations before I realized. Tricksy hobbits. Just as long as it would take me to bury myself in half a hole. What would be the coolest last thought to have before you died?
#1371 EscherEnigma Apr 20, 2009 14:40:28	"Unicorns are real!" Would a steel ball travel faster through water at 25 c (the water's temperature, not the speed of the ball), or -5 c?
#1372 s-marrow Apr 20, 2009 14:46:41	...Ok, I'll bite and say it travels faster in 25 c water. What's the "correct" answer? (always a joyous occasion to meet another SMBC reader, by the way)
#1373 EscherEnigma Apr 20, 2009 14:48:22	correct! at -5 c water freezes and turns to ice. What's SMBC?
#1374 zombie_babies Apr 20, 2009 14:53:32	Four capital letters. What should I ask next?
#1375 s-marrow Apr 20, 2009 14:53:41	Apparently it stands for S-Marrow Bites Coalforalivingbecausehe'samoron. If you aren't just trying to make me feel stupid for making an assumption based on your use of quotes, it stands for Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal. Are you trying to make me look stupid, or am I just doing a good job on my own? Edit: Freaking ninjas popping out of everywhere. Thought I just cleaned under there.
#1376 EscherEnigma Apr 20, 2009 14:57:41	Not trying to make you feel stupid, I just never heard that acronym before. Or that show/paper/wahtever before. Now I need to look it up... You're piloting an airplane that travels from New York to Chicago - a distance of 800 miles. The airplane travels at 200 mph with one 30 minute stop. What is the pilot's name? Edit: Oh! That comic. I'm not a reader, just saw one of their ads at another comic one time that had the 'unicorns are real' line.
#1377 s-marrow Apr 20, 2009 15:05:26	...it's a top classified government secret. Congratulations on making me take five minutes rereading the question, by the way. I'm progressively getting dumber at thinking of the answer to these. Is it cannibalism for a dwarf to eat a drow?
#1378 EscherEnigma Apr 20, 2009 15:08:47	Not by our definition, but conceivably in a fantasy setting (or any setting with more then one intelligent species) the definition might be broadened to include all sapient species, rather then just your own. In the Hope family there are seven sisters and each sister has one brother. Including Mr. & Mrs. Hope, how many are in the family?
#1379 zombie_babies Apr 20, 2009 15:12:19	Too many. Why do people want so many kids anyway? They're damned annoying.
#1380 baneofelves Apr 20, 2009 15:13:06	They don't. They just forgot to use a condom. What?
#1381 s-marrow Apr 20, 2009 15:15:40	That. Who and Where?
#1382 EscherEnigma Apr 20, 2009 15:15:50	I'm sorry, the correct answer was '10'. And some people want lots of kids because of their religion, some people just like kids, some people get careless, and some people just dont' worry about it and figure they'll handle whatever they get. How. Would it be cheaper for you to take one friend to the movies twice, or two friends to the movies at the same time?
#1383 baneofelves Apr 20, 2009 15:18:27	Same cost. Are there any good movies in the theaters now?
#1384 s-marrow Apr 20, 2009 15:18:39	Two friends, providing you're one of them. (I've run out of flippant remark energy) Edit. Oh wait, I'm wrong anyway. What is the plural of octopus?
#1385 EscherEnigma Apr 20, 2009 15:23:34	And S-marrow gets the answer. If you take one friend twice then you end up paying for four tickets, but if you take two friends at once you pay for three tickets. I don't know if there are good movies, I don't pay attention. Octopi. On a farm in Malaya is the world's most perfect plum tree. The main trunk has exactly 24 branches, each branch exactly 12 boughs, each bough exactly 6 twigs, and each twig bears one piece of fruit. How many apples on the tree?
#1386 s-marrow Apr 20, 2009 15:30:02	Depends how many apple branches you grafted to the plum tree. How would you bribe Caligula's consul?
#1387 dirtyfrank Apr 20, 2009 15:46:29	With money. Lots and lots of money. How would you bribe Caligula's consul?
#1388 s-marrow Apr 20, 2009 15:47:49	With hay and sugar. What is the worst smell you have ever smelled?
#1389 zombie_babies Apr 20, 2009 15:48:07	By asking the consul how I should bribe it. You, you stinky ninja. Someone else ask a question, ok?
#1390 EscherEnigma Apr 20, 2009 15:51:20	ok. Watch this video. Watched it yet? Show Did you notice the moonwalking bear the first time around?
#1391 delodarkmagic92132 Apr 20, 2009 16:38:35	yes because i've seen that video. If all zeeks are spleeks and only some deeks are spleeks how many deeks are zeeks?
#1392 s-marrow Apr 20, 2009 16:44:42	Invalid function. Does not compute. *wwhiiiiiirCaHCK!* How many English days of the week are named after Roman gods?
#1393 Ragnar_Lodbrok Apr 20, 2009 18:06:44	One. Me smash?
#1394 baneofelves Apr 20, 2009 18:18:19	No. That's a bad Ragnar! You don't smash! Why is it that the threads in the OTT are moving so slowly?
#1395 EscherEnigma Apr 20, 2009 18:22:00	The same reason that young couples eat and leave at restaurants while old couples eat and stay for a while and talk and have some desert and talk and stay and ask for the recipe of the pie and stay and chat a while longer and oh really shouldn't we grab another appetizier... Do you know what that reason is?
#1396 baneofelves Apr 20, 2009 18:23:45	Maybe. Is it because the young people have a life? Am I correct?
#1397 s-marrow Apr 20, 2009 18:27:16	An interesting proposition. If anything, I'd argue the reverse. Where is fancy bred, in the heart or in the head?
#1398 baneofelves Apr 20, 2009 18:30:48	Heart. Will someone define all the different meanings of the word 'fancy?'
#1399 EscherEnigma Apr 20, 2009 18:34:22	If you fancy something fancy it just might turn you fancy if the fancy thing you fancy is fancy in a fancy way. Did that help at all?
#1400 s-marrow Apr 20, 2009 18:40:17	At the very least, it harmed in a beneficial fashion. What is there "nothing like", in the morning?
#1401 baneofelves Apr 20, 2009 18:43:08	SEX. Have I disturbed anyone here yet?
#1402 EscherEnigma Apr 20, 2009 18:50:05	I consider it preparation for when my eventual adopted progeny become angsty teens. So no. How many times have I inflicted a mental image on your mind's eye that you never wanted to have?
#1403 KillerGM Apr 20, 2009 18:53:21	None so far, but please don't take that as a challenge. ;) Would you color your hair if you turn gray?
#1404 s-marrow Apr 20, 2009 18:54:44	I'd dye it white What would be your preferred planet to colonize if any were possible?
#1405 EscherEnigma Apr 20, 2009 18:59:27	If any were possible? Jupiter. It would only be possible if publically availible flight was cheap and affordable, so by the base assumption we've already got fantastic resources. And so I choose Jupiter, 'cause hang gliding with no ground below you would be both amazing and terrifying. Is graying hair more likely to make a man look regald and refined or simple beat down and old?
#1406 krownhunter07 Apr 20, 2009 19:01:46	Men, refined most of the time... women... sometimes. Is it bad to have white hairs at the age of 27?
#1407 s-marrow Apr 20, 2009 19:05:07	Certainly not as bad as having purple ones. What is the best dance?
#1408 EscherEnigma Apr 20, 2009 19:06:51	the Tango. Whiskey Tango Foxtrot?
#1409 Ragnar_Lodbrok Apr 20, 2009 19:09:59	Me smash puny dancer! Iz half-orcs best? Show Da answer iz yah.
#1410 EscherEnigma Apr 20, 2009 19:11:03	Nah. Are ye likin' the fun-et-ick accent mate? If it be pleasin' ya, I can be keepin' this up all night, eh?
#1411 Ragnar_Lodbrok Apr 20, 2009 19:19:16	Yah. No nite tho. Ragnar likez use half-orc sin-tax :D . You eva admit half-orcs iz fun?
#1412 EscherEnigma Apr 20, 2009 19:26:28	'alf-orcs can be fun, aye, but just as drinkin' can be too much fun if done in excess, as can fun-et-ick accents and 'alf-orcs, mate. Are we moving on now?
#1413 s-marrow Apr 20, 2009 19:29:18	Or regressing backwards, if that's all right with you. What would be the coolest animal for humans to have evolved from?
#1414 Ragnar_Lodbrok Apr 20, 2009 19:31:47	Leopards. Why?
#1415 EscherEnigma Apr 20, 2009 19:37:55	'cause then we would have spots?
#1416 s-marrow Apr 20, 2009 19:38:59	I'll answer you with the mindset of all true scientists: Because we can. Would the human species benefit from a prehensile tail?
#1417 EscherEnigma Apr 20, 2009 19:39:53	it would make stools a lot more common and chairs with backs less, meaning we would probably all have better posture, so I'm going with 'yes'. Was that answer as silly sounding as I think it was?
#1418 s-marrow Apr 20, 2009 19:42:31	Only you or a moderately friendly mindflayer could tell us how silly it was compared to your thoughts. Would you rather be paid in gold or diamonds (equivalent value)?
#1419 toastedamphibian Apr 20, 2009 19:44:21	Yes. Ninja'd: Neither. Getting a check cashed is pain enough. I'll stick to direct deposit, thanks. Does anyone else think that, if a human with a prehensile tail wanted to use an appendege to support their weight, they would just stand instead of bothering to use a backless chair?
#1420 EscherEnigma Apr 20, 2009 19:51:10	No. I was saying that the backs of chairs would probably be uncomfortable, but stools or those weird ergonomic chairs would still be just fine. And people will use those given the alternative to stand so... Do I think about things too much? (For reference, I have a picture in my deviantart gallery of a tiefling with suspenders because I didn't think belts would work too well with the way the tails were portrayed)
#1421 toastedamphibian Apr 20, 2009 20:36:51	No, but you do have a tendency to underilluminate your thought process when speaking of yor conclusions. Why would a tail be incompatible with a belt but not with pants in general?
#1422 s-marrow Apr 20, 2009 20:40:42	Simple solution: Cut another hole. It took a few tries for people to understand they needed pants with leg holes too, I'm sure. Is farming the best?
#1423 EscherEnigma Apr 20, 2009 20:44:44	Well, it's not so much the tail itself, as to the nature of the tail. Tieflings have, in official art, these tails which start out a bit above the small of the back and they start out really thick. They're completely seperate before the buttocks though. Now, pants could just be made low-rise (in the back, anyway) to give the tail room, but if you still want the pants at a regular height in front you've got to use a belt or suspenders. Now, a belt would bind across the tail, and unless there was a loop of fabric that goes above the tail just so the belt isn't resting directly on it, that probably isn't going to be comfortable, not to mention that having a belt across it all day would chafe and be pretty uncomfortable on it's own. Suspenders, on the other hand, would allow the pants to be at different heights in the front and the back easily, so you still have your modest and prudishness in the front while having the pants cut low in the back to let the tail out without compromising comfort. Now, I could be crazy, and the discussion which originally started these thoughts didn't get anywhere, but it makes sense to me. Here's a pic I drew when I was thinking about this a while back: Show
#1424 toastedamphibian Apr 20, 2009 21:30:42	No, not really.Suspenders on bare skin are not exactly comfortable either. You can make soft suspenders, but you could make belts out of the same stuff easily. Alternatley, you could just wear low rider pants and, if you dont want people to see your lower abdomen, a shirt. Why dont pants for races that have tails have sleves for the tails? This makes no sense. Legs are covered for protection or warmth, arm are covered for protection or warmth, but tails? Nope, they are always warm and never bothered by rubbing on things all day. Seriously, where are the tail sleeves?
#1425 EscherEnigma Apr 20, 2009 21:36:13	the same place as the missing chunks of armor for most women in fantasy art. And as to your complaints about my suspenders idea... /shrug. Like I said, it was an idea I had but the conversation didn't develop in that direction so it never got discussed. /shrug Which looks sexier, a bare chest, or a not-quite bare chest?
#1426 krownhunter07 Apr 20, 2009 21:42:34	I'm an ass & hips kind of guy, myself. Who knows a red-headed stepchild?
#1427 EscherEnigma Apr 20, 2009 21:43:33	Me. Are her breasts as large as the average man's head? Show yes
#1428 toastedamphibian Apr 20, 2009 21:45:21	Thats what she said. Where do the armor chunks and strange sleeves go?
#1429 EscherEnigma Apr 20, 2009 21:46:16	The island of mis-fit clothes. What question should I ask?
#1430 toastedamphibian Apr 20, 2009 21:48:46	I don't know. What question do you think you should ask?
#1431 EscherEnigma Apr 20, 2009 21:52:38	Would a "From the Island of Misfit Boys" shirt sell like candy at Hot Topic?
#1432 toastedamphibian Apr 20, 2009 21:56:46	Is that some kind of gay porn? (If so, then yes.)
#1433 EscherEnigma Apr 20, 2009 21:59:37	Not as far as I know. I was just thinking it sounded like the kind of angsty phrase that teens with too much money and anger at their parens would like. So what's your answer now?
#1434 toastedamphibian Apr 20, 2009 22:11:37	...... Yah, mabey. I think it lacks indi-pop cred so it might have limit pull. Whats my question now?
#1435 krownhunter07 Apr 20, 2009 22:14:52	Why say gay when rainbow power is there!
#1436 toastedamphibian Apr 20, 2009 22:16:09	I dont know where rainbow power is. Why didnt you end your question with a question mark.
#1437 Reg06 Apr 21, 2009 0:28:51	Questions begin with question marks. ?Right
#1438 s-marrow Apr 21, 2009 9:37:37	Depends where you're from. ¿What is the most dangerous rocket propelled form of travel you can think of?
#1439 krownhunter07 Apr 21, 2009 9:58:44	Rocket wings or spaceships. Would you want to fly with a pair of rocket propelled wings strapped onto your back?
#1440 s-marrow Apr 21, 2009 10:35:44	For all of the twelve seconds that it would last?....Yes. Would you pay $50 for one hour of unrestricted catapult usage and a vat of banana custard pie filling?
#1441 ellorin Apr 21, 2009 11:18:37	No, not really. What is your favourite sci-fi novel?
#1442 ViolenceJack Apr 21, 2009 11:33:07	The Fortunate Fall, by Rafael Carter. Too bad it's out of print. What was behind that curtain?
#1443 Lineov Apr 21, 2009 11:56:32	Me! Did you ever see a llama, kiss a llama, on the llama, llama's llama, tastes of llama, llama llama, duck?
#1444 krownhunter07 Apr 21, 2009 11:59:49	No and I truly hope I never will. How is that even possible?
#1445 EscherEnigma Apr 21, 2009 12:18:55	Well, "when the tweedle beetles battle with their paddles in a bottle full of water on a noodle-eating poodle, it's a tweedle beetle noodle poodle water bottle paddle battle." ¿Source?
#1446 s-marrow Apr 21, 2009 12:32:22	I think its some Doctor Seuss book, but I don't think I remember which one if it is. How about them (insert sports team)s?
#1447 krownhunter07 Apr 21, 2009 12:45:45	The Steelers ROCK! We're getting #7 this year. Who likes the cheaters.... err, I mean the pattys... errr, the patriots?
#1448 Lord_Ventnor Apr 21, 2009 13:18:09	[Insert attempt at being non-offensive here] Any other sports-related mayhem?
#1449 EscherEnigma Apr 21, 2009 13:27:05	New Mexico Tech doesn't have a proper sports team, but we do have a rugby club. Anyone else have a local rugby club?
#1450 delodarkmagic92132 Apr 21, 2009 14:55:27	no but my friends and i tried to start one and it failed epically. if a javelin were to be struck by lightning in midair what would happen? (In attempting to keep with the sports theme)
#1451 KillerGM Apr 21, 2009 14:57:57	Electric splinters!! :D What sport do you consider not a sport?
#1452 EscherEnigma Apr 21, 2009 15:36:50	Chess. I've heard it referred to as a sport before and it makes me raise my eyebrows and get a hint of a smile at the corner of my mouth everytime (we all know I don't laugh). What makes you raise your eyebrows and get a hint of a smile at the corner of your mouth everytime you see/hear/experience it?
#1453 krownhunter07 Apr 21, 2009 16:02:39	People being stupid... Oh, and also when I make subtle jokes that insult people. Most of the time they miss the insult and laugh at the joke. Do you do that?
#1454 EscherEnigma Apr 21, 2009 16:12:28	I never joke, or laugh. Have you had your sense of humor surgically removed?
#1455 toastedamphibian Apr 21, 2009 16:12:36	No. It always annoys me when people don't noticeably react when I'm making fun of them. Do you often go back and explain how your joke was insulting to someone who didn't seem to get that, as I do?
#1456 EscherEnigma Apr 21, 2009 16:19:03	No, but that may partly be because I don't, as a general rule of thumb, insult people. It's much more satisfying to let them do the job themselves, as they invariably do. Do you find subltle insinuations of incompetence to be more or less satisfying as slamming your hand down on a table during a work meeting and declaring "You're an incompetent hack!" ?
#1457 s-marrow Apr 21, 2009 16:39:39	Less. If I make any subtle insinuations, its invariably because I'm joking. I don't find it a profitable use of my time to put so much effort into making people hate me when it's something that can be achieved so easily. What is the most common thing you would associate with Ireland?
#1458 krownhunter07 Apr 21, 2009 16:51:29	Drunks. Is that a bad stereotype?
#1459 baneofelves Apr 21, 2009 16:58:52	No. Should I buy the Arcane Power book, or the Legacy Era Campaign setting?
#1460 EscherEnigma Apr 21, 2009 16:59:37	Which do you think will provide more amusement/enjoyment?
#1461 baneofelves Apr 21, 2009 17:02:14	I'm not sure. So, what do you think I should get?
#1462 toastedamphibian Apr 21, 2009 17:04:09	Herpies Do you have herpies?
#1463 baneofelves Apr 21, 2009 17:05:19	No. Do you?
#1464 toastedamphibian Apr 21, 2009 17:06:19	No. HI-V! Who else should I give a HI-V to?
#1465 s-marrow Apr 21, 2009 17:08:33	The robot invaders. No complaints, just do it. What is the optimal size for a cucumber pickle?
#1466 krownhunter07 Apr 21, 2009 17:20:47	My size... Who, aside from myself. thinks BoE's should get both books?
#1467 EscherEnigma Apr 21, 2009 17:29:49	Not me. Anyone else?
#1468 baneofelves Apr 21, 2009 17:32:03	Not me either. Why are RPG books so damn expensive now?
#1469 annoyinglizardvoice Apr 21, 2009 18:16:37	Becuase you're not buying the cheap stuff. Chickenleg or Chocobo?
#1470 s-marrow Apr 21, 2009 18:20:42	Neither. I'm a vegetarian *flees from a wave of spear wielding meat lovers* Ocelots or Tigers (not for eating)?
#1471 Reg06 Apr 21, 2009 18:38:29	Ocelot, which I will use to hunt down the neighborhood cats. Ocelot or Tiger (for eating)?
#1472 delodarkmagic92132 Apr 21, 2009 20:05:26	Tiger, because I think of Tony The Tiger and hope they are filled with frosted flakes. :D and also because I have limited knowledge of what an ocelot is.
#1473 Reg06 Apr 21, 2009 20:44:15	I have no answer for you. On a related note, why didn't the above poster ask a question?
#1474 Mad_Jack Apr 21, 2009 20:47:29	He also has limited knowledge of how the thread is supposed to work. How does time know when I need to do stuff and move faster so I don't get enough done?
#1475 Reg06 Apr 21, 2009 20:49:51	It just sits around and waits for you to start doing something important and then it gets up and goes. Cause it's a jerk. Veal or adult cow?
#1476 ViolenceJack Apr 22, 2009 4:28:21	Now, just a minute, mister socks-fox. Veal is wrong. What made three free fleas freeze as through three cheese trees they flew?
#1477 The-Mage-King Apr 22, 2009 8:37:24	What? Are you vegitarian, meaning that you eat no meat at all, including fish?
#1478 zombie_babies Apr 22, 2009 8:49:31	No. I'm a hunter, actually. Do you hunt?
#1479 ellorin Apr 22, 2009 8:55:31	No, but I occasionally fish. Dolphins or sting rays?
#1480 The-Mage-King Apr 22, 2009 8:57:14	Sharks. Do you like fire?
#1481 Reg06 Apr 22, 2009 11:57:27	Loads. Do you like explosions?
#1482 zombie_babies Apr 22, 2009 11:59:39	Sure. Do you like bunnies? Not like, but like-like?
#1483 Reg06 Apr 22, 2009 12:02:56	Well, I mean I do like bunnies, but, umm, errr... I don't really know if I like-like bunnies. I mean they have those fluffy little tails, and cute little noses. Maybe it's too early to tell. Was that a weird question?
#1484 zombie_babies Apr 22, 2009 12:06:48	Not if you've got nothing to hide. Sick-o. What do you have to hide?
#1485 Reg06 Apr 22, 2009 12:08:38	That's like asking "What do you want to get sent to prison for", no thanks mister. What is Zombie_Babies trying to trick me into?
#1486 zombie_babies Apr 22, 2009 12:11:33	Nothing. I'm just curious. Sheesh! Why is everybody so wary when speaking to me?
#1487 krownhunter07 Apr 22, 2009 12:14:20	Undead babies have that effect on most people... not me though. Who else talks to the dead?
#1488 zombie_babies Apr 22, 2009 12:17:48	I talk to myself. Does that count?
#1489 EscherEnigma Apr 22, 2009 12:44:04	No. Do I have nothing to hide?
#1490 zombie_babies Apr 22, 2009 12:49:24	How should I know?
#1491 s-marrow Apr 22, 2009 12:56:50	How shouldn't you know?
#1492 zombie_babies Apr 22, 2009 13:09:09	That's a damned good question. What does EE have to hide?
#1493 EscherEnigma Apr 22, 2009 13:15:02	Oh, please! I've never heard anything so ridiculous. I mean, nobody could blackmail me. My life is an open book. I've never done any thing wrong. Anybody else wish to deny it?
#1494 ellorin Apr 22, 2009 14:46:04	Not me. What is your favourite basketball position?
#1495 baneofelves Apr 22, 2009 14:50:05	I don't like basketball. What kind of lightsaber is cooler, the Guard Shoto, or the Double-Bladed Lightsaber?
#1496 EscherEnigma Apr 22, 2009 14:51:29	That depends, if we're using force tricks for telekinetic lightsaber combat, then double bladed lightsaber, but if we're strictly sticking to keeping the weapon in hand, then the traditional kind. Are we using force tricks?
#1497 baneofelves Apr 22, 2009 14:54:00	No. Did you know that the guard Shoto ISN'T a normal lightsaber? (it looks kinda like a tonfa)
#1498 EscherEnigma Apr 22, 2009 14:57:45	Nope. I'm not really that interested in weapons in general. So I assumed (falsely, it seems) that you were giving the options we'd seen in the movies. How long will it be until a government gets a Kill-Sat?
#1499 baneofelves Apr 22, 2009 14:59:00	Two days. Eleventy?
#1500 Reg06 Apr 22, 2009 15:48:12	Eleventy-seven. Blood sugar or sex magik?
#1501 baneofelves Apr 22, 2009 15:49:45	sex magik Pooty Pie or Bitsy Snookums?
#1502 Reg06 Apr 22, 2009 15:50:35	Pooty Pie... I think. Wet willy or atomic wedgie?
#1503 baneofelves Apr 22, 2009 15:51:55	Atomic Wedgie Dirty Sanchez or Hot Carl?
#1504 EscherEnigma Apr 22, 2009 15:53:37	Carl Sagan? Not hot, but defintely awsome. Does your husband know the way that the sunshine gleams off your wedding band?
#1505 zombie_babies Apr 22, 2009 15:53:58	Wayne Gretzky I ain't married jus' yet. Wayne Gretzky or Bullwinkle (yes, it's still sex stuff)?
#1506 EscherEnigma Apr 22, 2009 15:59:51	... Isn't Wayne Gretzky a hokey player? And Bullwinkle is a cartoon moose, right? so... (and here's the actual question) just how is that 'sex stuff'?
#1507 Reg06 Apr 22, 2009 16:01:23	so... (and here's the actual question) just how is that 'sex stuff'? Until you get a 'puck' to the 'teeth' I don't think you can really appreciate the game of hockey. Would you like to?
#1508 zombie_babies Apr 22, 2009 16:08:40	No. I'll explain the two: A Wayne is when you have your partner in a position that takes its name from a pet. In the middle of it, you yell "Wayne Gretzky" and your buddy comes flying out of the closet and smashes your partner in the face with a hockey stick. What? Don't look at me like that. I didn't make it up. :P A Bullwinkle is when your parter has their face .... Well, you stick your open hands (fingers spread, thumbs "attached" to the sides of their head) on either side of their head when they ain't lookin. Ya' give 'em Bullwinkle ears. Just try not to laugh. ;) People really have never heard of the Bullwinkle? I can understand the Wayne, but ...
#1509 EscherEnigma Apr 22, 2009 16:10:32	Unless that's a euphemism for something I already do with my boyfriend, I doubt it. And I still don't see what a cartoon moose has to do with sex, unless you're a furry, but it wasn't Pig asking the question so... what does 'Bullwinkle' have to do with sex? ... that sounds remarkable abusive and silly (respectively) and I've never heard of them. Well, not referred to as 'bull winkle' anyway. Who here has ever done yoga?
#1510 s-marrow Apr 22, 2009 16:16:39	Do you mean regularly, or "went to a class once and tried to pose like a tree and fell over and quickly walked out in embarrassment" ? Neither of those yet. Oh, the question was who. I nominate...Reg06. What is the worst possible place to put a giraffe?
#1511 EscherEnigma Apr 22, 2009 16:18:11	buried just deep enough so that it's head is sticking out of the ground at crotch height of your average man. 'cause you know that thing is going to be angry and in a biting mood. Should I start a new Dueling Pictures thread?
#1512 baneofelves Apr 22, 2009 16:32:21	Sure. We need to show the CoC that WE WON'T OBEY!! Now that I support the idea, you prolly won't start another one, huh?
#1513 EscherEnigma Apr 22, 2009 17:53:39	Nah, I mostly wasn't going to start another one because Webster admitted when he closed the thread that it wasn't actually a violation of anything, and he was mostly closing it because someone might post something that was a violation. I was mostly hoping that you would look through there and start screaming about your bleeding eyes or some such. Was that too much explanation?
#1514 baneofelves Apr 22, 2009 17:56:15	No. What's the first thing that you think of when I say "Angry Pirate?" (if you don't know what an angry pirate is, look it up on urbandictionary)
#1515 toastedamphibian Apr 22, 2009 18:01:42	Thoes 480 pirates swashbucklers that I kited all around Antigua island and eventually killed with 180 bow weilding 'Native American' auxiliaries. Has anyone else here played Empire Total War?
#1516 EscherEnigma Apr 22, 2009 18:02:14	If I have to look up what you mean, then it's not really the 'first thing' I think of, is it?
#1517 baneofelves Apr 22, 2009 18:04:24	Yes. Why is it so ****ing hot outside?
#1518 toastedamphibian Apr 22, 2009 18:07:44	It makes the pirates get fatigued faster. Did I just Ninja Escher in two threads at once?
#1519 EscherEnigma Apr 22, 2009 18:08:26	... I am not going to explain how seasons are a result of the tilt of the earth and it's journey around the sun. Yes, and does that make it three? Would you carry a canary through the woods at night?
#1520 baneofelves Apr 22, 2009 18:08:31	Yes. Why is my mom making me look at horrible photos of myself when I was six?
#1521 EscherEnigma Apr 22, 2009 18:09:33	Sadism. Why would you carry a canary through the woods at night (you already said yes, but now I want to know why)
#1522 toastedamphibian Apr 22, 2009 18:10:13	Because she is your mom. Because she is your mom. Do you think Bane should just be happy his mom isnt out stealing things?
#1523 baneofelves Apr 22, 2009 18:11:10	ZOMBIE JESUS!! Was that the answer you expected?
#1524 s-marrow Apr 22, 2009 18:11:52	I'm not sure what the question was What is the best Canadian province?
#1525 toastedamphibian Apr 22, 2009 18:12:14	ZOMBIE JESUS!! Was that the answer you expected? ((!DUDE! Your post changed after I hit the quote button but before it quoted it! Sweet!)) No, not really. Is bane proposing matribilisim?
#1526 EscherEnigma Apr 22, 2009 18:12:23	Never. But what's this about Bane's mother being a canary that he carries through the woods at night?
#1527 baneofelves Apr 22, 2009 18:13:27	RAPTOR JESUS!! Is this getting annoying yet?
#1528 s-marrow Apr 22, 2009 18:15:09	Ninjas on a tugboat. Did it ever matter how relevant the answer and the question was here?
#1529 baneofelves Apr 22, 2009 18:15:55	Seven. Why can't it be Thursday already?
#1530 toastedamphibian Apr 22, 2009 18:16:35	1532 is a great number Is that the combined age of all the OTTers?
#1531 baneofelves Apr 22, 2009 18:17:09	I don't know. Should I start a thread about it?
#1532 toastedamphibian Apr 22, 2009 18:18:09	You would. Would he?
#1533 baneofelves Apr 22, 2009 18:20:22	LOLcats Should I set a mouse on fire?
#1534 EscherEnigma Apr 22, 2009 18:20:47	Maybe, But what's this about Bane's mom being a canary he carries through the woods at night while he's hunted by Zombie Jesus and Raptor Jesus?
#1535 baneofelves Apr 22, 2009 18:21:58	I think you've been hitting the whisky a bit too much What kind of whisky are you drinking?
#1536 EscherEnigma Apr 22, 2009 18:25:01	I haven't started drinking tonight. But later on I might see if cane-sugar Dr. Pepper mixes any better with Coconut Rum then corn syrup Dr. Pepper. But what's this about Bane's mom being a canary he carries through the woods at night while he's hunted by Zombie Jesus and Raptor Jesus while juggling whiskey bottles?
#1537 s-marrow Apr 22, 2009 18:26:17	It all makes sense when you're sick and slightly high on cold medicine, like me. What is the best metal?
#1538 baneofelves Apr 22, 2009 18:26:21	THAT'S NOT A FAIR QUESTION!!! Can you use one of metal's sub-genres to make it easier on me, such as Symphonic Metal, Heavy Metal, Death Metal, Power Metal, ect.
#1539 EscherEnigma Apr 22, 2009 18:30:06	No. What crime would you want to go to jail for?
#1540 toastedamphibian Apr 22, 2009 18:30:23	No. Bloodsteel is the correct answer, if sci-fi is to be belived. Should anyone belive scifi?
#1541 baneofelves Apr 22, 2009 18:35:43	No. Should anyone believe SyFy?
#1542 toastedamphibian Apr 22, 2009 18:39:00	No. Should anyone belive SHEFEE?
#1543 EscherEnigma Apr 22, 2009 21:24:56	what is SHEFEE?
#1544 KillerGM Apr 22, 2009 21:26:50	I have no idea. Even Google can't tell me. How strong is your Google-fu?
#1545 toastedamphibian Apr 22, 2009 22:09:18	Not good enough to figure out what shefee is. Should I not make up words and then post them on internet forums?
#1546 Reg06 Apr 22, 2009 23:08:12	Yes, people might think you are from the internet. Would that be such a bad thing?
#1547 krownhunter07 Apr 22, 2009 23:43:31	Only if you don't have a life otherwise. Do you have a life?
#1548 KillerGM Apr 22, 2009 23:44:38	*checks pulse* Yup. Do you stay up later than you should?
#1549 krownhunter07 Apr 23, 2009 0:00:35	Hell yes, and wake up way to early... even with sleeping pill! Who else hates taking pills but has no real choice in the matter?
#1550 toastedamphibian Apr 23, 2009 3:48:09	Not me. Why don't you just get a second or third shift job?
#1551 EscherEnigma Apr 23, 2009 9:21:41	'cause I needed to go to bed early since I was opening the library this morning since my boss (who normally opens the library) is away for some reason. Normally I don't have to get up for another fourty minutes, rather then an hour and a half ago. Wait, is that an appropriate answer?
#1552 krownhunter07 Apr 23, 2009 9:31:39	That is subjective. Do we have to be right in what we say?
#1553 EscherEnigma Apr 23, 2009 9:41:19	"You're so nice... you're not good, you're not bad, you're just... nice. I'm not good, I'm not nice, I'm just right." Does that answer your question?
#1554 ellorin Apr 23, 2009 9:42:20	In a sense. Apples or Oranges?
#1555 EscherEnigma Apr 23, 2009 9:53:21	Lemons and limes. Green chilè or red chilè?
#1556 zombie_babies Apr 23, 2009 10:21:24	None. Murder on my tummy. Horseradish or wasabe?
#1557 EscherEnigma Apr 23, 2009 10:23:40	Mustard. What will you find at the bottom of a Cracker Jack box?
#1558 zombie_babies Apr 23, 2009 10:25:55	Cardboard Do people still eat them things?
#1559 krownhunter07 Apr 23, 2009 10:27:23	Mayhap. Is it old or new, though?
#1560 EscherEnigma Apr 23, 2009 10:36:59	Just as long as it's not something borrowed or something blue. Would you eat something old, borrowed, and blue?
#1561 s-marrow Apr 23, 2009 10:41:00	If it's the blueberry raisins I stole from my neighbor's fridge, sure. Is the mass media my natural enemy, or can I take off my tinfoil cap?
#1562 EscherEnigma Apr 23, 2009 10:42:49	Mass media is not natural, and as such, it's not anyone's natural enemy. However, the tinfoil cap has proven to be ineffective, as they get to your brain via your eyes and ears, and not by beaming signals directly into your brain. As such, you can remove it if you find it unstylish. Are tinfoil caps unstylish?
#1563 s-marrow Apr 23, 2009 10:51:15	Not according to the Tinman from the Wizard of Oz. Should the Scarecrow have been allowed to have a gun?
#1564 ViolenceJack Apr 23, 2009 10:54:02	Give me the boy. Why does EE quote everything I love?
#1565 s-marrow Apr 23, 2009 10:57:17	Because he can beam into your mind. Better get your tinfoil hat. What is more fun that a rubberband?
#1566 ViolenceJack Apr 23, 2009 11:07:02	Two rubber bands. Ever heard the David Bowie novelty song about rubber bands?
#1567 dirtyfrank Apr 23, 2009 14:06:14	Nope. Have you ever watched Punch Out the Montage? (If you haven't then you should. :D)
#1568 krownhunter07 Apr 23, 2009 18:06:00	Nope. Have you ever tongue punched a dirtstar?
#1569 s-marrow Apr 23, 2009 20:11:56	I'm not sure what that would involve, so, probably not. How much energy do you think it would take to power a lightsaber?
#1570 dirtyfrank Apr 23, 2009 20:18:36	A lot, like a gigaton load of Watts. Have you ever eaten dog food?
#1571 s-marrow Apr 23, 2009 20:32:47	Not as of yet. Cat food is cheaper anyway. Who is your favorite monarch?
#1572 KillerGM Apr 23, 2009 20:34:17	Titania, the Queen of the Fey Why do I volunteer for this stuff?
#1573 dirtyfrank Apr 23, 2009 20:39:31	Because you're an awesomely cool person?
#1574 KillerGM Apr 23, 2009 20:43:06	I am, but I think it's more because I am incredibly hopeful and believe the best in people. Would you rather be famous or rich?
#1575 dirtyfrank Apr 23, 2009 20:46:03	Rich. Well, I'd actually want to be wealthy but you didn't offer that as a choice. Would you rather be famous, rich or wealthy?
#1576 krownhunter07 Apr 23, 2009 20:49:15	Healthy. Why do people subscribe so much to money?
#1577 dirtyfrank Apr 23, 2009 20:50:21	I would personally not want to still be dirt poor rather than be in the public spot light and be all famous. Why do people subscribe so much to money?
#1578 delodarkmagic92132 Apr 23, 2009 21:06:20	People like material possessions and don't think they need anything else. Sorry I didn't ask a question last time, totally lost it. Haha thanks for the funny comments. If you had 1 million dollars, what would you do with it?
#1579 toastedamphibian Apr 23, 2009 21:54:37	Get a little house on the beach, buy some ramein, quit my job and put the rest in the bank. Why do people squander their money when they get alot of it?
#1580 Reg06 Apr 23, 2009 22:07:59	Because it's a rush. And when you're buying gold plated cages for your Bengal tiger cubs the money goes alot faster than you think. Is it hilarious when someone goes into debt because they mispent their several million dollar lottery jackpot?
#1581 s-marrow Apr 23, 2009 22:28:01	If so, probably in a way that makes you feel pathetic/sad/shameful. Like when you laugh at the 4 year old girl who drops her shiny new quarter in freshly paved cement. Are narwhals cooler than any other marine mammal?
#1582 Reg06 Apr 23, 2009 22:32:06	No. There's a jelly fish called the lions' mane jelly fish, and it's tentacles can stretch up to 120 feet! Is the narwhale even cool?
#1583 s-marrow Apr 23, 2009 22:45:14	Depends on your personal enthusiasms, I suppose. And jelly fish are cool, but not mammals. Just saying. I'd probably pick giant squids over anything else. What is art?
#1584 Ragnar_Lodbrok Apr 23, 2009 22:48:44	Killing stuff in various messy fashions. What is art?
#1585 Idolis Apr 23, 2009 23:40:35	A beautiful executed "silent but deadly" fart. Where are you and would you rather be somewhere else?
#1586 Reg06 Apr 24, 2009 0:53:52	My room, and yes. Horse or zebra?
#1587 EscherEnigma Apr 24, 2009 0:58:01	Zorse. Do you want to be the one that (s)he's with? (your choice of who (s)he is)
#1588 Reg06 Apr 24, 2009 1:14:35	N/A If you could, would you use a chariot as your primary vehicle?
#1589 EscherEnigma Apr 24, 2009 1:18:59	No. A friend/subordinate of mine (I'm technically his supervisor, but I don't think he thinks of me like a supervisor) is working on making a catapult in the bed of a trailer. Should he use this to launch water balloons at the young republicans rally next time they have an out doors rally?
#1590 Reg06 Apr 24, 2009 1:25:40	As awesome as that would be, I think disrupting a rally like that is wrong as they aren't hurting anyone (I don't really know anything about the young republicans though). Will it work via tension or a counter weight?
#1591 EscherEnigma Apr 24, 2009 1:31:42	Tension I think. Don't you call them trebuchet if they work via counterweight?
#1592 Reg06 Apr 24, 2009 2:11:29	If you want to be correct, then yes. If you really want to mince words, he's probably building a balista. I'm fine calling a trebuchet a catapult (even though I know the difference) because it's not common knowledge what the difference is (unless of course, you play D&D then it probably is). Would chainsaw hands be the 2nd most awesome thing ever?
#1593 EscherEnigma Apr 24, 2009 2:13:09	no. How would you GLEEMAX?
#1594 Reg06 Apr 24, 2009 2:20:01	Yeah, that and putting on pants I haven't figured out yet. What about robot teeth? So you could chew tires for licorice?
#1595 toastedamphibian Apr 24, 2009 3:17:13	Why would you chew tires for licorice? I would chew tires for money.
#1596 EscherEnigma Apr 24, 2009 3:20:31	Depends on whether or not you have to ingest and digest before you get the money. Would you chew, ingest, and digest a tire for money?
#1597 zombie_babies Apr 24, 2009 8:28:31	Depends on the tire. A Hot Wheels tire? Sure. A monster truck tire? Hells no. Don't you think bets for cash should be a bit more specific than that - even when hypothetical?
#1598 Reg06 Apr 24, 2009 13:05:37	Not at first, haggling for your shame is fun. Would you want the strength of 10 apes if it meant you couldn't pet a kitten because you would crush it?
#1599 zombie_babies Apr 24, 2009 13:09:06	Yes. I have no problem crushing kittens. If you tell a kitten to put its mouth on the curb and it does not comply, what then?
#1600 EscherEnigma Apr 24, 2009 13:10:50	No. 'cause in addition to not petting kittens I would also trash keyboards, mice, my pencils, my tablet, and my lover. Shrug your shoulders and walk away. Death or chocolate?!
#1601 KillerGM Apr 24, 2009 13:12:31	Death by chocolate!! Is eating healthy foods when they're really gross worth it?
#1602 EscherEnigma Apr 24, 2009 13:13:43	No. There's enough healthy food that isn't gross to make gross healthy food not worth it. Cheesecake, or chocolate cheesecake?
#1603 KillerGM Apr 24, 2009 13:14:38	Chocolate-covered beefcake. ;) What is your favorite cookie?
#1604 zombie_babies Apr 24, 2009 13:15:16	Both. Please? The edible kind. What's with all the food questions?
#1605 KillerGM Apr 24, 2009 13:17:44	I love food. What kind of cookie isn't the "edible kind"?
#1606 zombie_babies Apr 24, 2009 13:19:18	There are several kinds of inedible cookies. Can we quit with the food?
#1607 KillerGM Apr 24, 2009 13:21:00	Nah, I'm snacky. How do you eat your oreo cookie?
#1608 zombie_babies Apr 24, 2009 13:21:50	With my mouth. What body part do you use?
#1609 KillerGM Apr 24, 2009 13:23:00	My hands. :P Favorite oreos: double stuff, golden, "classic", mint, or holiday?
#1610 EscherEnigma Apr 24, 2009 13:24:40	I thought we were talking about food, not kinky sex?
#1611 Reg06 Apr 24, 2009 13:25:07	I don't actually like Oreos very much. But if I were to eat one, it'd probably be classic. It's always hard to tell in the OTT. Vanilla or flavored ice cream?
#1612 KillerGM Apr 24, 2009 13:25:32	I was talking about food. Depends on my mood and whether or not I want toppings. Vanilla if I want toppings, flavored if not. Have I ever been one to talk about kinky sex here?
#1613 Reg06 Apr 24, 2009 13:27:06	Chocolate-covered beefcake. ;) No?
#1614 KillerGM Apr 24, 2009 13:28:20	That's kinky?
#1615 zombie_babies Apr 24, 2009 13:28:27	Yep. No. Why don't you talk kinky sex more? (As an aside, ******* you peeples post quickly. Stop it.)
#1616 KillerGM Apr 24, 2009 13:34:57	"Will minus intellect constitutes vulgarity." What is your favorite ice cream topping?
#1617 Reg06 Apr 24, 2009 13:46:20	Nothing. Do you make good grilled cheese?
#1618 krownhunter07 Apr 24, 2009 14:17:16	No, but my wife does. Food, again... really?
#1619 Reg06 Apr 24, 2009 14:20:41	Food takes up about a constant 30% of my brain. Why don't you like food?
#1620 krownhunter07 Apr 24, 2009 14:33:27	It, along with sleep and emotions, is a weakness. Through pain, we are strong, yes?
#1621 EscherEnigma Apr 24, 2009 14:40:58	Sometimes. What doesn't kill you, makes you _____.
#1622 Reg06 Apr 24, 2009 14:52:11	Deformed. Do you have a zombie contingency plan?
#1623 EscherEnigma Apr 24, 2009 14:58:39	No. I checked myself on the Sorting Algorithm of Mortality and found that I'm very likely to be very dead, so I haven't bothered. Have you checked yourself on the Sorting Algorithm of Morality?
#1624 Reg06 Apr 24, 2009 14:59:42	No, but I book marked it for afterwork. Do you read KotDT
#1625 Mad_Jack Apr 26, 2009 0:42:50	Nope. Why is it I never finish anything I start before going on to another proj...
#1626 Lord_Ventnor Apr 26, 2009 2:24:36	Because you suck. How I mine for fish?
#1627 EscherEnigma Apr 26, 2009 2:32:53	the trick is to add just enough helium to the baloons to keep the mines suspended without them floating to the top or sinking to the bottom. Did you mean 'mine for fish' in a different way?
#1628 cameronpierce Apr 26, 2009 3:19:16	I like fish. My sig. is a silly question, but it's true. Where are your flying sharks?
#1629 Reg06 Apr 26, 2009 3:25:08	I see your flying sharks and raise you one flying tiger scorpion. Pork or chicken?
#1630 ellorin Apr 26, 2009 5:03:19	Chicken. Lettuce or tomato?
#1631 Ragnar_Lodbrok Apr 26, 2009 10:39:53	Neither. I ain't a rabbit. Mammoth Steak?
#1632 Reg06 Apr 26, 2009 14:22:22	Oh yeah, loads of it. Mastodon steak?
#1633 Ragnar_Lodbrok Apr 26, 2009 14:46:33	Cool. Auroch steak?
#1634 Reg06 Apr 26, 2009 15:57:44	I'd eat it. Stake?
#1635 krownhunter07 Apr 26, 2009 18:44:21	A wooden one in the heart kills a vamp. What else does?
#1636 EscherEnigma Apr 26, 2009 18:48:32	Daytime Television. Would daytim television kill you?
#1637 Mad_Jack Apr 26, 2009 20:48:56	Only my brain cells. Why does good art take so damn long to do?
#1638 EscherEnigma Apr 26, 2009 21:05:24	The same reason it takes 8 hours to write down Power Workd: Kill in your spellbook. What's that reason?
#1639 Mad_Jack Apr 26, 2009 21:12:58	Because wizards are uber l33t and have to draw hearts and flowers and little skulls on all the letters??? Why don't I just save myself a ton of money and write my own books instead of buying them?
#1640 EscherEnigma Apr 26, 2009 21:17:02	Because self-publishing is pretty dang expensive, too. What are your opinions on vanity presses and the state of academic journals?
#1641 Reg06 Apr 27, 2009 2:30:14	Vanity Presses sound lame, so I'll say they probably are. I haven't read an academic journal in a while, but just from browsing it seems as though there are more psuedo-intellectual periodicals out there in the past few years. Is that true?
#1642 boj0 Apr 27, 2009 8:14:29	Yes. Does your brain hurt thinking about life?
#1643 The-Mage-King Apr 27, 2009 8:21:34	No. Who's with me in the Edition War?
#1644 KillerGM Apr 27, 2009 12:41:33	Nobody. That's all yesterday's news. Tomatoes: fruit or vegetable?
#1645 EscherEnigma Apr 27, 2009 12:46:47	Vegetable. I don't want to be a cannibal. A farmer has 17 sheep. All but nine died. How many are left?
#1646 KillerGM Apr 27, 2009 12:49:52	Nine. Where did he bury them?
#1647 EscherEnigma Apr 27, 2009 12:54:15	Can you keep a secret?
#1648 KillerGM Apr 27, 2009 12:55:49	Yes, yes I can. Would you tell me a secret?
#1649 EscherEnigma Apr 27, 2009 12:57:34	If I told you, it wouldn't be a secret anymore, would it?
#1650 KillerGM Apr 27, 2009 13:01:44	Of course it would. Because I would keep it. ;) Are you good at keeping secrets?
#1651 EscherEnigma Apr 27, 2009 13:04:40	Yes, but it is my personal philosophy that keeping things secret is largely unproductive and can cause an undue amount of personal and emotional stress. As such, I seek to be open and honest in the way I conduct my affairs, such that I have no need to keep secrets. However, when someone else places a secret in my trust, I do my best to honor that trust and respect they gave me. I mean, I haven't told you any secrets yet, have I?
#1652 KillerGM Apr 27, 2009 13:05:50	No. What's your preferred method of wasting time?
#1653 EscherEnigma Apr 27, 2009 13:06:25	NC-17, so I won't go into details. What's your?
#1654 KillerGM Apr 27, 2009 13:10:37	A combination of sleeping, surfing the net, and stuff I won't talk about here either. :P What size shoe do you wear?
#1655 EscherEnigma Apr 27, 2009 13:16:18	According to my boot, 8. Would you believe I'm almost six foot tall? (My father is taller, and has the same size feet)
#1656 KillerGM Apr 27, 2009 13:18:17	Sure. I've actually known lots of people with smaller feet than they "should" have. Would you rather have a stalker or be a stalker?
#1657 EscherEnigma Apr 27, 2009 13:21:16	Unfunny, KillerGM. Unfunny. Were you ever at the 'borrowing shirts from your (completely platonic) girlfriends' state?
#1658 KillerGM Apr 27, 2009 13:23:12	Sure. Though I'm a girl, so I think that it's a little less unusual. Why was that unfunny? I wasn't trying to be funny ...
#1659 EscherEnigma Apr 27, 2009 13:27:00	There are some topics I don't joke about. Stalkers are on the list. Hence I find jokes about stalkers, even as a silly 'would you rahther have or be' to be 'unfunny'. Ever been to Rocky Horror?
#1660 KillerGM Apr 27, 2009 13:27:42	Ah, thanks for explaining. No, not to Rocky Horror. Have you?
#1661 EscherEnigma Apr 27, 2009 13:30:43	Yep. Complete with fake boobs, fishnet, miniskirt, and kickass platform boots. I even danced to the time warp, before I realized what I was doing. Managed not to break my ankles the whole night. When you move, how many boxes are full of books?
#1662 KillerGM Apr 27, 2009 13:33:29	The last move, we had 10 small uhaul boxes, and 10 plastic file boxes (for the RPG books). We kept most of them in the boxes. Just how much do you like chocolate?
#1663 EscherEnigma Apr 27, 2009 13:34:53	It's ok, but I'm not crazy about it. Now, my SO on the other hand, likes to drop $20 on after-holiday candy and gorge out on the stuff. Have you ever tried to gain weight and fail?
#1664 KillerGM Apr 27, 2009 13:35:32	No. Umbrella or raincoat?
#1665 EscherEnigma Apr 27, 2009 13:40:21	... I live in New Mexico. Do you know anyone that has celebrated the anniversary of their 29th birthday?
#1666 KillerGM Apr 27, 2009 13:43:00	Nope. I don't plan to. Doesn't it ever rain in New Mexico?
#1667 EscherEnigma Apr 27, 2009 13:44:43	We have a monsoon season, but that's about it. If I bought an umbrella it would just sit in a corner for 11 months out of the year, and then when the 12th rolled around I would forget to move it to my truck. Can you read "Fox in Socks" without getting tongue-twisted?
#1668 KillerGM Apr 27, 2009 13:49:00	Yes I can, but it's not easy. What can you get for a dollar?
#1669 EscherEnigma Apr 27, 2009 13:55:06	uh... a candy bar?
#1670 KillerGM Apr 27, 2009 13:56:35	I suppose that's true. How many pairs of shoes do you have?
#1671 EscherEnigma Apr 27, 2009 13:59:01	Uh... My cowboy boots (that I wear most days), my sandals (that I wear when I don't want to bother with socks), my sneakers (from before I got my boots, I probably haven't put them on in over a year...), and my dress shoes (for when I need to look nice, not just respectable). so 4. Same question.
#1672 KillerGM Apr 27, 2009 14:00:22	I probably have 10 - 15, but I only wear a few pairs on a regular basis. What's your favorite junk food?
#1673 EscherEnigma Apr 27, 2009 14:04:57	Um... probably bread with spiniach dip. Wait, that's not junk food... uh... hrm... Does soda count? I drink a lot of Dr. Pepper, but don't eat much junk food... does peanut butter on crackers count as junk food?
#1674 KillerGM Apr 27, 2009 14:08:17	*sigh* I guess. :P Are you a health nut?
#1675 EscherEnigma Apr 27, 2009 14:12:21	Ahah. No. I just have a crazy high metabolism and no sweet tooth. Remember that question about trying to gain weight and failing? Yeah. That's me. I'm underweight in spite of my best efforts. I've gained five, maybe ten pounds since high school. I've also gained another inch in height. It's crazy. How would you wear a kilt?
#1676 KillerGM Apr 27, 2009 14:15:02	With sass. ;) Do you own a kilt?
#1677 EscherEnigma Apr 27, 2009 14:17:57	No, they're too expensive to justify at the moment. I wouldn't feel comfortable wearing it to work, and I don't go out on the weekends, so it would just sit in the drawer next to my bra and hose, getting pulled out maybe once a year. Could you justify buying a kilt?
#1678 KillerGM Apr 27, 2009 14:24:02	I could. Though I don't know if my husband would wear one if I got it for him. My son got an irish kilt as a present recently, though. :D Did you know that irish kilts are solid colors?
#1679 EscherEnigma Apr 27, 2009 14:25:25	Nope. Would you get a traditional kilt, or a fancy new utili-kilt?
#1680 KillerGM Apr 27, 2009 14:27:19	I didn't know there were new utili-kilts. All the bells and whistles for my man! What shoes go with kilts?
#1681 EscherEnigma Apr 27, 2009 14:30:16	Heck if I know. I'm not actually Scottish (well, okay, my mother's dad, but not her father, was Scottish, so in a way I'm Scottish, but not by blood). I figure if I ever wear a kilt I'll probably wear it with my cowboy boots to really send mixed messages. That or my dress shoes if I get a Mocker from Utilikilt so I could wear it to work. Would cowboy boots and a leather kilt look odd?
#1682 KillerGM Apr 27, 2009 14:35:52	Those Mockers are cool!! I want one for me! It would probably look odd, but TBH, most people would find a leather kilt with anything odd. ;) If everyone jumped off the bridge, would you too?
#1683 EscherEnigma Apr 27, 2009 14:40:54	I can imagine a few situations where it would be appropriate to do so. Mass bungee jumping, trying to get under water before the car bomb went off, there's a really shiny nickle in the water... But for the most part, no. Would you think a leather kilt with anything would look odd?
#1684 KillerGM Apr 27, 2009 14:43:40	I would think it was unusual, but cool. Can girls wear kilts?
#1685 EscherEnigma Apr 27, 2009 14:45:39	When a girl wears a kilt it's called a pleated skirt. So I guess that's a no?
#1686 KillerGM Apr 27, 2009 14:48:52	So, I can buy one from that site you linked and it wouldn't be weird that it was for me?
#1687 EscherEnigma Apr 27, 2009 14:51:34	I wouldn't think so, but some (many?) people might not identify it as a kilt. Of course, that's just my hypothesis. Your experience, as always, may vary. Wait, I have a better answer. *ahem* It's only weird if you want it to be, baby. Do you want to get... weird?
#1688 KillerGM Apr 27, 2009 14:54:14	Why not? :D
#1689 EscherEnigma Apr 27, 2009 14:59:49	Because you're a girl. It would just be... wrong. Unnatural. So, you thinking of getting a kilt now?
#1690 KillerGM Apr 27, 2009 15:03:16	Maybe moreso. :P If I bought a kilt, should I post pics of it?
#1691 EscherEnigma Apr 27, 2009 15:08:00	Probably. The question becomes what else you're wearing in the pic. How close to 'nil' are the chances of you posting a pin-up of you wearing a kilt?
#1692 KillerGM Apr 27, 2009 15:09:02	Probably. The question becomes what else you're wearing in the pic. How close to 'nil' are the chances of you posting a pin-up of you wearing a kilt? While I would likely take one for my man, I would likely not share it with you people. How closer to 'nil' can you get than 'nil'?
#1693 EscherEnigma Apr 27, 2009 15:11:05	That depends, how comfortable are you in speaking in absolutes?
#1694 KillerGM Apr 27, 2009 15:13:14	I usually avoid them, but I might make an exception in this case. ;) Do you think I should?
#1695 EscherEnigma Apr 27, 2009 15:13:40	make an exception, or get a kilt?
#1696 KillerGM Apr 27, 2009 15:16:40	Either one?
#1697 EscherEnigma Apr 27, 2009 15:21:37	I won't make that decision for you. Is that answer satisfactory?
#1698 KillerGM Apr 27, 2009 15:22:48	No. It wasn't about making a decision. :P Do you know anyone with extra digits on their hands or feet?
#1699 EscherEnigma Apr 27, 2009 15:24:34	Not that I'm aware of, but if they had an extra toe, how would I know?
#1700 KillerGM Apr 27, 2009 15:25:16	You live in New Mexico. Doesn't everyone wear sandals there?
#1701 EscherEnigma Apr 27, 2009 15:27:39	Not really. You'd get all sorts of sand and rocks stuck in your shoe. And despite my footwear fetish when it comes to character design, I don't actually pay a lot of attention to people's feet other then noting what kind of shoes they wear. Is that a sufficient explanation?
#1702 KillerGM Apr 27, 2009 15:28:09	Sure. Why do you constantly seek affirmation?
#1703 EscherEnigma Apr 27, 2009 15:29:41	so I know whether or not to elaborate more. By seeking affirmation after a portion of an explanation, I can safeguard against proceeding past the desired level of detail and past the persons comprehension levels. While it may be unnecessary here, it serves me well in other matters. Don't you ask for confirmation of understanding when explaining things?
#1704 KillerGM Apr 27, 2009 15:30:32	Nah. Was that enough of an answer?
#1705 EscherEnigma Apr 27, 2009 15:31:15	Yes. Where are we going with this?
#1706 KillerGM Apr 27, 2009 15:32:14	Continuing the thread?
#1707 EscherEnigma Apr 27, 2009 15:35:23	For the last 60 posts?
#1708 KillerGM Apr 27, 2009 15:36:32	Has it been that many?
#1709 EscherEnigma Apr 27, 2009 15:37:30	Since post #1648, it's just been you and me. Baby. Is it okay if I call you baby in jest, or should I choose a different endearment to needle you with?
#1710 KillerGM Apr 27, 2009 15:39:01	You can call me baby in jest. But if the point is to needle me, wouldn't you want something I didn't want you to call me?
#1711 EscherEnigma Apr 27, 2009 15:44:35	Well, I asked if it was 'okay', not if you 'wanted me' to call you that. The point is to needle, not cause genuine aggravation, so I choose a word that's likely to brush your buttons without pushign them, but that you probably wouldn't actually want me to call you. Thus 'baby'. Would you rather I call you 'darling', 'sugar', 'honeybunch', 'poppet', 'sweet thing', 'eye candy', or 'azure haired goddes of beauty'?
#1712 KillerGM Apr 27, 2009 15:49:57	Any of those are fine for you to call me. Though the azure-haired one might not be appropriate for much longer. What color should I dye my hair next?
#1713 EscherEnigma Apr 27, 2009 15:51:00	That depends, what's your real hair color again?
#1714 KillerGM Apr 27, 2009 15:54:44	Blonde. But I haven't seen it in ages. How about hot pink?
#1715 EscherEnigma Apr 27, 2009 16:01:42	Hrm... light blond or dirty-dishwater blond? (my hair is dirty-dishwater blond. It used be a real light color back in high school, but it's gotten a lot darker since then)
#1716 KillerGM Apr 27, 2009 16:03:35	It's a dark ash blonde. It's still light. But this is besides the point - there's no way I can go natural without growing out my hair. Maybe I should start a poll? :P
#1717 EscherEnigma Apr 27, 2009 16:09:01	Well, I was just trying to think of what color would look better when your roots start coming in. But I guess that's not a concern for you, is it?
#1718 s-marrow Apr 27, 2009 16:28:06	not for me, no. Did I just interrupt something?
#1719 dirtyfrank Apr 27, 2009 16:31:09	Yes. Does anybody care about the interruption?
#1720 EscherEnigma Apr 27, 2009 16:32:04	Probably not?
#1721 s-marrow Apr 27, 2009 16:38:36	I'll take that as a "no" because it's more convenient for me. Opossum or possum?
#1722 krownhunter07 Apr 27, 2009 16:44:48	Neither, both become roadkill. How many animals have you hit with a car?
#1723 Reg06 Apr 27, 2009 16:46:32	None. Would you like to hit an animal with your car?
#1724 krownhunter07 Apr 27, 2009 17:31:28	If it was needed. People kill things, reasonable when needed?
#1725 Reg06 Apr 27, 2009 17:39:26	Certainly. Would you eat shark fin?
#1726 krownhunter07 Apr 27, 2009 17:46:14	No, sharks **** through their skin... Who here loves soldiers?!?
#1727 Ragnar_Lodbrok Apr 27, 2009 17:59:43	Soldiers are awesome! What is your favorite food?
#1728 EscherEnigma Apr 27, 2009 18:24:12	Favorite food? Uh... not sure. I like chicken pot pies, beef and brocoli, chicken dumpling soup, fried rice, green chilè casserole, lots of things, really. Not sure if I could narrow it down to just one... Would you watch the watchmen?
#1729 krownhunter07 Apr 27, 2009 18:45:20	Sure... when it comes out in DVD. Who can't wait for the next Superman movie?
#1730 EscherEnigma Apr 27, 2009 18:46:18	They're making another one?
#1731 krownhunter07 Apr 27, 2009 19:43:11	Yup, titled Man of Steel. So... who else can't wait!?!?
#1732 ViolenceJack Apr 27, 2009 23:00:17	Yup, titled Man of Steel. So... who else can't wait!?!? I can always wait. Have you ever seen a fishy do the hoola hoola dance?
#1733 dirtyfrank Apr 27, 2009 23:37:32	No. Can fishies even do the hoola hoola dance?
#1734 Reg06 Apr 28, 2009 3:10:41	Superfish can. Any names attached to Man of Steel yet?
#1735 ViolenceJack Apr 28, 2009 4:38:39	Yeah, I managed to slap a post-it note with the name Filliam H. Muffman to his back. Pop quiz, hotshot. Which Conan O'Brien sketch is that name from?
#1736 krownhunter07 Apr 28, 2009 8:07:50	One I didn't watch. Colbert or Letterman?
#1737 KillerGM Apr 28, 2009 9:36:10	Colbert. Why would people be excited about a new Superman movie after the last one?
#1738 zombie_babies Apr 28, 2009 9:52:33	Why would anyone be excited about any Superman movie ever?
#1739 krownhunter07 Apr 28, 2009 12:00:53	Because hope is a powerful thing?
#1740 EscherEnigma Apr 28, 2009 12:11:41	Hope may spring eternal, but depression is so much easier to drill for. Was that the answer you were looking for?
#1741 zombie_babies Apr 28, 2009 14:48:56	I wasn't shopping for an answer at the time. Where the hell is everybody?
#1742 EscherEnigma Apr 28, 2009 14:51:12	Well, according to DF's theory, conversation slacks when there are no out-girls talking, and spikes when they are. As KillerGM is on a plane back to Alaska (I think) and the other girls have been busy of late, expect the forums to be dead until tomorrow. Where the hell are you?
#1743 zombie_babies Apr 28, 2009 14:57:08	Work. Do you feel franky's theory is accurate?
#1744 EscherEnigma Apr 28, 2009 14:58:49	I suspect there is some amount of truth to it, but I feel he may be exagerrating the effects. Do you find it likely that a known girl posting acts as a catalyst for other posters, or just that the known girls post at times when other people are also conveniently on?
#1745 zombie_babies Apr 28, 2009 15:06:30	I'll take the second option. Seems they's just on when we's on, too. Anything neat-o goin' on?
#1746 krownhunter07 Apr 28, 2009 15:15:08	Well, I just had a neat idea about someone getting a new user name, acting like a girl on here, and seeing if it is true or not... Would that work?
#1747 EscherEnigma Apr 28, 2009 15:15:37	Let's see... I'm at work, apparently my boss needs to complete an employee evaluation on me before Thursday (whether or not this requires my input is unclear), I have an OS lab later today, and I had cheesecake for breakfast. So no, not really. Maybe. But the 'known girls' are also fairly well known, so that's a mitigating factor. It's be difficult to scientifically test. Anything interesting with you?
#1748 zombie_babies Apr 28, 2009 15:22:15	Not currently. The weekend was good, though. Long and work-heavy, but sprinkled with a good amount of partying, too. Why does my place of employment force us to listen to this insufferable music repeatedly? It can't be helping anything ...
#1749 EscherEnigma Apr 28, 2009 15:25:24	Secret Order of Bosses, Rule #517: You must find creative, yet tried-and-true, ways to punish your employees in ways they wouldn't feel comfortable complaining about. Do you belong to any secret orders?
#1750 zombie_babies Apr 28, 2009 15:27:53	Not that I'm aware of. That'd be cool, though. Will I be able to make it through to the winter before I need to see a doc and have my wrist checked out for carpal tunnel syndrome?
#1751 EscherEnigma Apr 28, 2009 15:28:52	Make it through? Probably. But people are able to endure lots of things. But is it wise to do so?
#1752 zombie_babies Apr 28, 2009 15:34:40	After doing some more research into the matter, I think I'll be ok to hold off. The main symptoms are numbness (which I do get) but my most obvious one is pain. A fair amount, too. Wrist pain and occasional pain in my elbow. According to what I've read, CTS is not typically associated with pain. Like, at all. Along with the numbness, I do have a loss of strength - but that could be related to some nerve damage in my thumb from a work injury some time ago now. Seems it's unlikely to be CTS. I have no idea what it is, but that's ok. What the hell else could it be?
#1753 EscherEnigma Apr 28, 2009 15:44:56	Hell if I know, maybe you should ask a doctor? Diagnosing medical problems is kind of their thing.
#1754 zombie_babies Apr 28, 2009 15:56:15	That's what I'm trying to stall. So I shall. Doctors screw up all the time anyway. And, occasionally, you'll get this for an answer "I have no idea what's wrong. Let's treat it as though it is ____". Yeah, happened to me. But, to be fair, the conditions that were possibilities are notoriously difficult to diagnose. There's overlap with the symptoms, no truly specific cues, etc. Ain't our bodies fun?
#1755 EscherEnigma Apr 28, 2009 16:01:06	Our bodies can be very fun. It's when they don't work as they 'ought to that we get problems. Do you believe that with the internet now allowing people to self-diagnose themselves more then ever before more people think they are sick then previously?
#1756 zombie_babies Apr 28, 2009 16:03:57	Probably. Kind of like Psych classes in college. For me, it's actually been the opposite. I look and if I don't match nearly exactly, I chalk whatever's bothering me up to random something or another and hold on 'till it becomes too much of a problem. But I've always done that. Now I just have medical info from the 'net to back my behavior. That's kind of a silly way to do things, no? Men are notoriously bad with going to doctors for stuff.
#1757 EscherEnigma Apr 28, 2009 16:20:53	Eh, I'm not sure if it's silly or not. But with how much trouble it is to see the doctor, I can certainly understand putting it off. For example, I'm pretty sure I have tinnitus (rining in ears absent of external stimulus) but have put off seeing a doctor for months now. Do you think a walk-in doctor service, where you pay for 20 minutes to get a quick medical opinion which may prompt a formal appoitment would be a good idea?
#1758 toastedamphibian Apr 28, 2009 18:21:08	No, your time would be up before you left the waiting room. Why are appointment makers the worst at keeping appointments?
#1759 ellorin Apr 29, 2009 8:37:22	Some sort of psychological warfare I suppose. What is the longest time you had to wait until your date FINALLY appeared?
#1760 zombie_babies Apr 29, 2009 8:43:25	Not very. But I'm sweet like that. What is the longest you made a date wait for you to show up (intentionally or not)?
#1761 Mad_Jack Apr 29, 2009 9:42:48	Six years... (and no, the story's not as interesting as it sounds, lol) Is there some kind of award I can win for procrastination, even on things that I actually want to do?
#1762 zombie_babies Apr 29, 2009 10:12:29	No. If there was one, it'd never be given out anyway. It's also highly unlikely that any decision as to whom the winner is would ever be made. Wouldn't it be cooler if there was like a bear or snake flu? Hogs are boring.
#1763 s-marrow Apr 29, 2009 10:23:13	Perhaps there is a snake flu. It seems unlikely that we'd find out unless there was a sudden spike in demand for snake meat. Are the news companies trying to get revenge for the failure of the newspaper industry by saddling us with new fears?
#1764 krownhunter07 Apr 29, 2009 20:56:46	Not likely. The ones that have money, and want to keep it, are going with online distribution. When will leaving the home become abnormal?
#1765 toastedamphibian Apr 29, 2009 21:02:55	Ten days after the first infection. Does anyone else enjoy 'Survival Mode'?
#1766 krownhunter07 Apr 29, 2009 22:24:06	As a War Vet, I can honestly tell you I live it every day... and it isn't something I try to find joy in. It. Just. Is. Who else here went on Ebay to buy FF7, only to find out that the rose-tinted glasses you had on where 5 inches thick (CG, not story)?
#1767 Reg06 Apr 29, 2009 22:24:32	I haven't gotten to play it with a party with mics, so I haven't enjoyed it. I'm not a fan of the series. But I rebought Heroes of Might and Magic 3 recently, and it is still freakin' awesome. Is Survival as awesome as VS mode?
#1768 krownhunter07 Apr 30, 2009 13:11:12	Vs implies one on one... so I'd say it's awesome that I get off so easy... but I don't think you're talking about RL here... What are you talking about?
#1769 zombie_babies Apr 30, 2009 13:14:07	Who, me?
#1770 krownhunter07 Apr 30, 2009 14:20:56	I don't know, is it you?
#1771 zombie_babies Apr 30, 2009 14:22:31	Are you me?
#1772 s-marrow Apr 30, 2009 14:50:44	I don't know. I hope not. I'd have to reprint all of my name tags. Are you you?
#1773 zombie_babies Apr 30, 2009 14:57:33	Doubtful. If I were you, who would I be?
#1774 s-marrow Apr 30, 2009 15:06:26	A fanciful fool and layabout. If you were me, what wouldn't you be?
#1775 EscherEnigma Apr 30, 2009 15:07:35	Me. What's with this line of questioning?
#1776 zombie_babies Apr 30, 2009 15:11:53	What's without it?
#1777 s-marrow Apr 30, 2009 15:14:32	dunno, maybe birds. I was under the impression it was a circle of questioning, or maybe a rhombus. What can you say about clarity?
#1778 zombie_babies Apr 30, 2009 15:15:15	Not too much, I'm afraid. Was that a clear enough answer?
#1779 s-marrow Apr 30, 2009 15:22:21	Can't say I know the question well enough to determine that. Should we manufacture paradoxes?
#1780 zombie_babies Apr 30, 2009 15:25:43	Don't we already?
#1781 s-marrow Apr 30, 2009 15:28:31	If so, I'd like to buy some. How much you selling them for?
#1782 zombie_babies Apr 30, 2009 15:30:03	I didn't know I had any. Where would I find them?
#1783 KillerGM Apr 30, 2009 15:31:01	Find what?
#1784 zombie_babies Apr 30, 2009 15:32:12	You know, I have no idea. What would you like me to find?
#1785 KillerGM Apr 30, 2009 15:33:23	Peace and contentment. Was that too sappy?
#1786 zombie_babies Apr 30, 2009 15:35:12	No. It was too lame-o. Was that too mean?
#1787 KillerGM Apr 30, 2009 15:36:06	Nah. Just outdated. Has spring sprung for you?
#1788 s-marrow Apr 30, 2009 15:36:19	Not if it comes with pancakes Are pancakes or waffles more exisistential? [edit: things get weird when you have a slow browser, don't they?]
#1789 ellorin Apr 30, 2009 17:57:34	Nothing beats waffles. Honestly, who pays the ferryman?
#1790 Ragnar_Lodbrok Apr 30, 2009 18:00:54	Not me. Does it make me a bad person that I think the world would be much improved by someone releasing rats carrying fleas carrying bubonic plague in every major city on the planet?
#1791 KillerGM Apr 30, 2009 18:17:03	Yes. What is your favorite color of lipstick?
#1792 EscherEnigma Apr 30, 2009 18:18:32	I don't wear lipstick. Do you wear lipstick?
#1793 KillerGM Apr 30, 2009 18:19:32	Sometimes. Just because you don't wear lipstick doesn't mean you can't have a favorite color of it. :P How do you like your steak?
#1794 EscherEnigma Apr 30, 2009 18:21:44	well done. I don't like it when I poke my meat and it bleeds at me. How do you like your stake?
#1795 KillerGM Apr 30, 2009 18:23:25	Sharp enought to pierce a man's heart. Do you think I was using "man" as a gender-neutral word?
#1796 Ragnar_Lodbrok Apr 30, 2009 18:24:36	Maybe. What is the coolest close-combat weapon?
#1797 s-marrow Apr 30, 2009 18:29:45	The roast chicken blackjack. Self explanatory. What is the dumbest thing you have ever seen used as a weapon?
#1798 KillerGM Apr 30, 2009 18:36:17	A whip. Or a gunblade. Would you rather be deaf or mute?
#1799 krownhunter07 Apr 30, 2009 18:39:28	Neither. Who would want to be crippled?
#1800 Ragnar_Lodbrok Apr 30, 2009 18:56:33	A coward. Why is destruction so much fun?
#1801 krownhunter07 Apr 30, 2009 21:02:30	Not so much fun as semi-fulfilling. Would you kill and/or die to let others live?
#1802 toastedamphibian Apr 30, 2009 21:18:47	You dont kill to keep people alive, you kill to make people dead! What kind of silly ass question was that?
#1803 Mad_Jack Apr 30, 2009 21:25:22	The kind of silly ass question that people kill or die over... Why do people spend so much time killing each other over mildly stupid stuff, instead of killing each other for good reasons or at least over really stupid stuff (which would at least be mildly entertaining)?
#1804 EscherEnigma Apr 30, 2009 21:25:43	I think it was meant to be taken as would you kill some people to let other people live, most likely being people you don't like and like respectively. Say, in a situation where one was an evil genius cackling about how he's going to poison the aquifer or something. Human nature. Does that make more sense?
#1805 zombie_babies May 01, 2009 8:45:25	Since when did anything make sense?
#1806 The-Mage-King May 01, 2009 10:12:01	Never. Do you like 8-Bit?
#1807 Ragnar_Lodbrok May 01, 2009 16:56:22	Aye. You like OotS?
#1808 ellorin May 01, 2009 17:00:48	Certainly! How about Darths and Droids?
#1809 Ragnar_Lodbrok May 01, 2009 17:15:04	Ja. LFG?
#1810 krownhunter07 May 02, 2009 12:53:22	R-E-S-P-E-C-T-?
#1811 KillerGM May 02, 2009 13:07:36	Just a little bit. What is your favorite breakfast food?
#1812 s-marrow May 02, 2009 13:17:35	Spaghetti. What is the worst fruit?
#1813 ViolenceJack May 02, 2009 14:01:06	Avocado, but only on it's lonesome. Mixed with other stuff it's quite good. Do the Inuit ever get tired of their weather reports?
#1814 EscherEnigma May 02, 2009 20:22:04	I imagine that, like most people, they take it in stride. Do you worry over the weather?
#1815 krownhunter07 May 02, 2009 20:27:59	Worry is for the weak. Are you sheep or Shepperd?
#1816 s-marrow May 02, 2009 21:36:20	Goat in black sheep's clothing. What is your favorite invertebrate?
#1817 Mad_Jack May 02, 2009 23:13:25	Brainless idiots with their spines ripped out. Who the hell ate all my food and forgot to go shopping?
#1818 s-marrow May 03, 2009 0:45:14	It's always Napoleon's fault, the little porker. What color would you like printed money to be?
#1819 EscherEnigma May 03, 2009 0:47:20	Green. All this funny colored money is weird. Did you find it amusing that they gave Andrew Jackson peach fuzz?
#1820 dirtyfrank May 03, 2009 1:28:28	Who gave Old Hickory peach fuzz?
#1821 Reg06 May 03, 2009 3:40:40	Somebody who deserves a kick in the eye. Actually, what was EE talking about?
#1822 krownhunter07 May 03, 2009 10:13:05	Money stubble?
#1823 ViolenceJack May 03, 2009 13:07:20	I put mine in the microwave to soften it up. Why do I do these terrible things?
#1824 EscherEnigma May 03, 2009 13:34:11	Because you find it amusing. Actually, what was EE talking about? The current multi-colored American twenty dollar bills hit peach right at Andrew Jackson's face. When I first saw this I started cracking up because they gave him 'peach' fuzz. It amused me greatly. Am I the only one that made that joke when he first saw the new twenty?
#1825 s-marrow May 03, 2009 13:52:18	Dunno. I wasn't in the US when all of the new money was being printed, so I never took the chance to scrutinize it as it came out. Do you like hats?
#1826 baneofelves May 03, 2009 13:54:41	No. Why do you ask?
#1827 EscherEnigma May 03, 2009 13:58:29	because that's the nature of the game. You do realize what thread we are in, do ye not?
#1828 baneofelves May 03, 2009 14:01:27	No. What thread are we in, Satyr-boy?
#1829 EscherEnigma May 03, 2009 14:02:26	Not the one in which I'm a satyr-boy, that's for sure. Would you call yourself a boy, or a man, and what would others call you?
#1830 baneofelves May 03, 2009 14:05:28	I call myself a boy. Others refer to me as a man. Why do you think others think of me as a man? I'm just an immature kid.
#1831 ipnorospo May 03, 2009 14:07:46	A full-formed man What is the most idiotic thing you did while roleplaying?
#1832 EscherEnigma May 03, 2009 14:14:55	Had a level 3 cleric tell off what appeared to be an avatar of Tharizudan. How many of your characters have family that impacts the story?
#1833 baneofelves May 03, 2009 14:37:59	Some of mine do. Mainly the family wants to kill my character. What is the true meaning of the number seven?
#1834 EscherEnigma May 03, 2009 14:41:51	Seven: the fifth prime number (if you count one), one more then six, one less then eight. Some consider it lucky, and it is the average roll on 2d6. Seven has been ascribed various meanings and significance, ranging from the number of sins and virtues, to the gamblers number and a number of decadence. But strip away the superfluous meanings, and you have one more then six, one less then eight. Would you get a tattoo that shows when you're wearing a suit?
#1835 s-marrow May 03, 2009 14:43:10	I wouldn't get a tatoo. I'd just draw something on with permanent marker. Why ruin a perfectly good self-cleaning canvas?
#1836 ipnorospo May 03, 2009 14:49:53	Because art is only a stain made by mankind *_* What's your favourite food in Roleplay?
#1837 EscherEnigma May 03, 2009 14:53:50	Favorite food while roleplaying would be... not sure. We normally have something greasy, but if possible I'd actually prefer a non-greasy food. Last time we had people over sour dough bread and spinach dip was a great hit, and didn't leave everyone's fingers greasy, so I suppose I'll go with that for the moment. You like using old and odd words like 'poppet' and 'druther'?
#1838 baneofelves May 03, 2009 15:22:43	No. What the hell is a "Poppet"?
#1839 ipnorospo May 03, 2009 15:25:25	http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poppet :D apparently an ancient pronunciation of puppet
#1840 baneofelves May 03, 2009 15:26:15	Where is your question?
#1841 ellorin May 03, 2009 15:30:11	Right here. What is your favourite Western movie?
#1842 baneofelves May 03, 2009 15:31:49	I hate cowboy movies. What is your favorite sci-fi movie?
#1843 ellorin May 03, 2009 15:32:54	Contact( I prefer sci-fi movies too. But I do like Westerns as well...) Isaac Asimov or Arthur Clarke?
#1844 baneofelves May 03, 2009 15:37:16	Isaac Asimov. Ed Greenwood or R.A. Salvatore?
#1845 EscherEnigma May 03, 2009 15:44:03	Neil Gaimen or Terry Pratchet. What? I like to be entertained by my fantasy stories. Do you enjoy Heinlein?
#1846 ellorin May 03, 2009 15:54:14	(I'd just like to say thet I'm in complete agrrement with Escher. I can't answer the question though-I'm sorry to say that I have never read any of his work. Perhaps I should...)
#1847 Mad_Jack May 03, 2009 15:59:03	I enjoy Heinlein, he's fun to poke with a stick. Have you ever poked someone angry with a stick (other than bane-of-elves, because, let's face it, that's the national passtime on this board...)?
#1848 EscherEnigma May 03, 2009 16:03:25	No. How can a message board have a national holiday?
#1849 s-marrow May 03, 2009 18:15:27	The admins could shut down the site for a day and have a party, I suppose. AC or DC?
#1850 EscherEnigma May 03, 2009 18:23:37	Depends on what I want to power. Do you have pictures of your family on your desk?
#1851 Mad_Jack May 03, 2009 18:40:22	Nah, I remember what they look like... plus, there's not enough room on my desk for stuff like that - I need more space than I currently have. Would you consider yourself to be sentimental?
#1852 EscherEnigma May 03, 2009 19:54:00	Not terribly, but putting a picture of me and my SO on my desk is a heck of a lot more subtle then a cross stiched 'Resident ***'. Is subtlty over-rated?
#1853 s-marrow May 03, 2009 20:19:58	That's doubtful. I suspect it would be too hard to figure out what its best practitioners thought about it. Is vanity used as a tool for hiding insignificance?
#1854 EscherEnigma May 03, 2009 20:23:35	It can be, but like most traits, it has numerous explanations and uses. Would you, could you, in a box? Would you, could you, with a fox? Would you could you, in a train? Would you, could you, on a plane?
#1855 Ragnar_Lodbrok May 03, 2009 20:30:18	I just don't like green eggs and ham. Do you?
#1856 s-marrow May 03, 2009 20:31:31	Depends how they got green. What is the spice of life?
#1857 The-Mage-King May 04, 2009 11:01:52	What? What do you think I read immeadiatly prior to starting my edition war character?
#1858 ellorin May 04, 2009 11:20:40	Napoleon's biography. A traditional greek saying: How many pears does the sack contain? P.S. I'm serious.
#1859 krownhunter07 May 04, 2009 11:39:34	As many as is in it. Why does it matter how often someone shaves?
#1860 zombie_babies May 04, 2009 11:40:28	Well, my sack contains two. Callin' 'em pears may be a bit of a stretch, though. People are silly, that's why. You dirty ninja. Why am I so damned lazy?
#1861 krownhunter07 May 04, 2009 11:41:52	Because I type faster then you?
#1862 Silvercrys May 04, 2009 17:08:54	Well, that's not much of an accomplishment. I don't type very fast. Why am I here?
#1863 krownhunter07 May 04, 2009 17:23:34	Who asks why when how is where what is?
#1864 Silvercrys May 04, 2009 17:24:05	Point taken. How am I here? :P
#1865 EscherEnigma May 04, 2009 17:30:02	the internet. Why do you want to be here?
#1866 Silvercrys May 04, 2009 17:36:50	Because I've nothing better to do. Why do you want to be here?
#1867 jailbreaker May 04, 2009 19:40:16	Cause I'm CREZZY, MAN!i!i! Why is how where what is?
#1868 toastedamphibian May 04, 2009 19:43:26	Because how and what hang out alot. Who do you hang out with?
#1869 EscherEnigma May 04, 2009 19:48:34	...I don't 'hang out'. I'm not one of the 'cool kids' that goes and gets to 'do things'. Have you led a boring life?
#1870 toastedamphibian May 04, 2009 19:50:47	More or less. I've also read a short story about a boreing-robot that lead an interesting life. Have you read any stories about digging machines that slowly gain sentients?
#1871 EscherEnigma May 04, 2009 19:54:55	Slowly gain sentients? Like, a digging machine that started enslaving people? No. I haven't read anything like that. But I have read about a mining android that started marching it's 'fingers' around due to an error in it's circuitry. It was very confused as to why it was doing this. What's the least-faithful-to-the-novel-it's-based-on movie (that you've seen)?
#1872 s-marrow May 04, 2009 19:58:07	Probably Lord of the Rings. But that's just because I usually don't watch movies. Would you want to be autotrophic?
#1873 EscherEnigma May 04, 2009 20:00:52	No. Seriously? I'll admit the movies weren't entirely faithful, but they were leagues above (in both quality and faithfulness to the source material) then horrible movies like Battlefield Earth, Starship Troopers, or I, Robot. I mean, you think tha'ts the least-faithful-to-the-source-material movie? Or do you just watch that few movies that it's the only one you've watched where you've also read the book?
#1874 toastedamphibian May 04, 2009 20:25:18	Oh god, battlefield Earth was HORRIBLE and nothing like the novel at all. I wasn't even aware it was supposed to be the same story till near the end of the movie, I thought they just happened to steal the name. It was pathetic. Starship troopers was atleast passingly similiar. Why would anyone watch Battlefield Earth?
#1875 s-marrow May 04, 2009 20:33:38	Repentance maybe, if it's as bad as you say. (I thought LotR made a fairly good movie, I just haven't watched many movies) Is a circle better than a square?
#1876 toastedamphibian May 04, 2009 22:01:59	Not if alot of sides is important to you. How highly do you value the number of sides when determining the worth of a geometric shape?
#1877 krownhunter07 May 05, 2009 8:10:33	I don't, it is what it is and judging it is a waste of time. Why do we waste our time?
#1878 baneofelves May 05, 2009 14:38:08	Because we can. When will it stop raining?
#1879 EscherEnigma May 05, 2009 14:40:55	When the clouds run of rain. Would you mess with imperfection?
#1880 baneofelves May 05, 2009 14:44:08	NO! Would you mess with perfection?
#1881 EscherEnigma May 05, 2009 14:50:37	Probably. I'm a meddler. Are you a meddler?
#1882 baneofelves May 05, 2009 14:52:33	Maaaaaaaaaaaaybe. Do you think I'm a meddler?
#1883 toastedamphibian May 05, 2009 15:01:30	I think your a closet fiddler wanna be. Pop goes perfection?
#1884 baneofelves May 05, 2009 15:02:12	BOOM! What the hell is a closet fiddler wannabe?
#1885 KillerGM May 05, 2009 15:05:10	Someone who really wants to play the fiddle, but is afraid of the stigma. How clean is your bathroom?
#1886 toastedamphibian May 05, 2009 15:06:20	Not sure, probably dirty. I don't really look. Do you think women tend to pay more attention to dirt than men do?
#1887 baneofelves May 05, 2009 15:06:21	Pretty clean. Want to know the conditions of my room? :evillaugh
#1888 KillerGM May 05, 2009 15:07:41	I don't want to hear anything about your bedroom. What's the longest you've gone without a shower?
#1889 EscherEnigma May 05, 2009 15:12:23	Close to a week. Scrubbing my face and hands with cold soapy water and a rag doesn't come close to a shower. On a side note, I hate camping. Do you hate camping?
#1890 baneofelves May 05, 2009 15:12:38	A week and a half. What is the longest amount of time that you have gone without a shower? YES. Have you ever lived in a tent for 9 months?
#1891 EscherEnigma May 05, 2009 15:17:36	No, but I lived in a camper behind the house for three months when my grandmother moved in and took my room. On one hand, I was upset that I got kicked out of my room. On the other, I really couldn't complain that much 'cause they were saying she was on her last legs and with my grandfather's recent stroke he couldn't take care of her by himself anymore. Have you ever had that weird mix of compassion and resentment and caring when someone you love is dying a slow painful death?
#1892 baneofelves May 05, 2009 15:22:00	No. What is the most awesome song ever?
#1893 KillerGM May 05, 2009 16:40:09	This. What do you have on your walls in your living room?
#1894 toastedamphibian May 05, 2009 16:43:19	A mirror, a bunch of pictures of me, and some wrought iron candle holders holding pumpkin pie scented candles. You?
#1895 KillerGM May 05, 2009 16:48:59	A few paintings and a 50" plasma tv. What is the first thing people see when they walk in your front door?
#1896 EscherEnigma May 05, 2009 16:59:04	If they're looking straight ahead, the cabinent in which our clean plates and cups sit. If they're looking up, they see the board games and puzzles that sit on that not-quite shelf thing that runs along the perimiter of the room1. If they look down they see our dirty floor. Do you knwo the term for the weird not-quite-shelf thing that rims my dining room? --- 1Not sure of the word, but it's about 8 feet off the ground, it's kind of like a little shelf (two-three inch depth) and it goes all around the room. When we moved in the previous residents left liquor and beer bottles on it, all the way around. Me and my SO ditched those and put our board and card game collections on display.
#1897 KillerGM May 05, 2009 17:03:17	Is it like this? If so, I think it's called a half-wall shelf, but I don't know if it's a technical term. Does it annoy you when people contradict you by starting off saying "Technically ..." ?
#1898 toastedamphibian May 05, 2009 17:05:28	Technically no, because ive never actually had that done to me that I remember. Does it annoy you when I do that?
#1899 KillerGM May 05, 2009 17:26:33	Yes, but you're nobody special. Just when everyone does it (though your answer wasn't technically a contradiction, so it doesn't apply ...) Do you have more exceptions than rules?
#1900 krownhunter07 May 05, 2009 17:27:01	Sorry, I know this was answered, but I have to put in my bit... What's the longest you've gone without a shower? Five months... In Iraq, all I had for five months was baby wipes... after that, I finally got to take a cold shower. *Note, I went in when the **** was still hitting the fan. We didn't have free time or a base to speak of where I was at. Hell, we didn't stop moving for three months strait, going to different locations everyday. Even after that, we never stayed in one spot for more then a few days (until about five months in...)* Do you have more exceptions than rules? No. Eveyone follows my rules, no exceptions. Is that harsh?
#1901 KillerGM May 05, 2009 17:40:02	(Keeping the game moving) Yes, but you're nobody special. Just when everyone does it (though your answer wasn't technically a contradiction, so it doesn't apply ...) Do you have more exceptions than rules?
#1902 toastedamphibian May 05, 2009 18:00:30	Yes. What are rules?
#1903 EscherEnigma May 05, 2009 18:01:26	Sit down, shut up, hold on. Do you drive your car like a bat out of hell (that will be gone when the morning comes)?
#1904 KillerGM May 05, 2009 18:01:53	Nevermind –noun 1. a principle or regulation governing conduct, action, procedure, arrangement, etc.: the rules of chess. 2. the code of regulations observed by a religious order or congregation: the Franciscan rule. 3. the customary or normal circumstance, occurrence, manner, practice, quality, etc.: the rule rather than the exception. 4. control, government, or dominion: under the rule of a dictator. 5. tenure or conduct of reign or office: during the rule of George III. 6. a prescribed mathematical method for performing a calculation or solving a problem. 7. ruler (def. 2). 8. (initial capital letter) Astronomy. the constellation Norma. 9. Printing. a thin, type-high strip of metal, for printing a solid or decorative line or lines. 10. Law. a. a formal order or direction made by a court, as for governing the procedure of the court (general rule) or for sending the case before a referee (special rule). b. a legal principle. c. a court order in a particular case. 11. rules, Penology. (formerly) a. a fixed area in the neighborhood of certain prisons within which certain prisoners were allowed to live. b. the freedom of such an area. 12. Obsolete. behavior.
#1905 prince_aurthas May 05, 2009 19:37:50	monkeyies! dragon born eating your heart or elf kicking your nuts...with a steel-toed boot?
#1906 s-marrow May 05, 2009 19:41:51	Luckily, I have no need to be concerned over one of those. I'll pick that one. Is the grisly reaper mowing?
#1907 toastedamphibian May 05, 2009 20:21:46	No the grisly reaper is reaping. Your thinking of the grisly mower. Anyone make things for a living?
#1908 Mad_Jack May 05, 2009 20:48:00	I make the outer cases for the coin boxes on top of coin-operated washing machines at laundromats. My job description is something like "sheet metal punch press operator". Would you rather stay up for three days for a really good reason, or for a really bad reason?
#1909 toastedamphibian May 05, 2009 20:59:49	It's all the same to me really. Does anyone else stay up for three days for absolutly no reason at all?
#1910 s-marrow May 05, 2009 21:21:18	Occasionally. Though, I guess insomnia is a reason. So, no. Is there anything more evil than a duck?
#1911 toastedamphibian May 05, 2009 22:07:05	Gooey ducks. Has anyone seen that episode of dirty jobs?
#1912 KillerGM May 05, 2009 23:50:03	Like 5 minutes. Bleh! What's your favorite Discovery channel show?
#1913 toastedamphibian May 06, 2009 6:05:00	Survivor man. Is there anyone here foolish enough to claim not to like discovery channel programing?
#1914 delodarkmagic92132 May 06, 2009 10:55:21	No because everyone likes the discovery channel! Have you heard the song 'The Bad Touch' by The Bloodhound Gang?
#1915 EscherEnigma May 06, 2009 11:15:05	No. I haven't watched anything on the Discovery Channel in over six years. Given that, is it really safe to say that I "like" the Discovery Channel?
#1916 zombie_babies May 06, 2009 11:52:19	(Bad Touch is my generic ringtone :P) No, you do not like the Discovery Channel now. You may have at one point, but you do not at this time. When will you get back on the boat and join the rest of us in our enjoyment of the Dicovery Channel and its awesomeness?
#1917 EscherEnigma May 06, 2009 12:31:35	Probably not for a long time. I don't watch TV at all. How many people don't get cable and/or satellite?
#1918 ellorin May 06, 2009 12:32:31	I don't. Why should I?
#1919 krownhunter07 May 06, 2009 12:37:38	You shouldn't unless you want to. That is the way with all things, yes?
#1920 ViolenceJack May 06, 2009 13:50:57	Yes, it is. Who else has been on the Discovery Channel (like, as in, on a show on Discovery Channel (I was an extra on it once, wherein I played Julius Caesar, a Celt, a Roman soldier, and a sacrifice victim))?
#1921 zombie_babies May 06, 2009 14:04:18	Not me. I have been on the news before for a McDonald's strike a long time ago. Does that count?
#1922 krownhunter07 May 06, 2009 14:28:48	No, not the same channel. Or is it?
#1923 Mad_Jack May 06, 2009 19:30:34	To paraphrase Janis Joplin, "It's all the same ing channel, man..." If you just got your tax refund, would you spend part of it or put it all into the bank?
#1924 EscherEnigma May 06, 2009 19:33:28	Put it all into the bank. Wait, now that I think about it, I'll probably be getting it back about the time that I'm heading out for vacation, so I guess I could use that to pay for that. Though I'd be paying the same amount either way, all it changes is how much is in my checking account after... Have you ever done your taxes and gotten confused?
#1925 krownhunter07 May 06, 2009 21:19:07	No... Should I have?
#1926 Reg06 May 07, 2009 0:15:30	They aren't that bad. Taxes were due already?
#1927 EscherEnigma May 07, 2009 3:28:49	Here in the US of A, tax day is April 15th. Where are you?
#1928 zombie_babies May 07, 2009 8:56:56	Wouldn't you like to know. Was that a statement or a question?
#1929 krownhunter07 May 07, 2009 9:01:23	Could be both, but you didn't end it with ?, so... Did you mean to?
#1930 zombie_babies May 07, 2009 9:02:55	Wouldn't you like to know. Was that a question or a statement?
#1931 krownhunter07 May 07, 2009 9:33:00	Could be both, but you didn't end it with ?, so... Did you mean to?
#1932 The-Mage-King May 07, 2009 9:45:22	Could be both, but... Is this going to be a running gag, or will it die off?
#1933 krownhunter07 May 07, 2009 9:56:08	All things die in time. How do you want to die?
#1934 The-Mage-King May 07, 2009 10:00:02	By fire. Or painlessly. Could be both... How do you want to die?
#1935 zombie_babies May 07, 2009 10:11:36	Old, rich and happy. Why does everybody 'round here want to die?
#1936 The-Mage-King May 07, 2009 10:13:26	I don't. I aim for immortality, with undeadness a close second. What kind of idiot wants to die?
#1937 krownhunter07 May 07, 2009 10:42:31	Idiots need reasons?
#1938 EscherEnigma May 07, 2009 13:07:26	Idiots don't need reasons, but it certainly helps. Isn't it more of that people, while not wanting to die, have a way they would prefer to go out? Afterall, with all the options, there's some fairly bad ones, so skydiving accident on your sixtieth birthday looks fairly good by comparison.
#1939 s-marrow May 07, 2009 13:55:57	Hey, that's not fair. You answered your own question. Fine. I'm going to assume you asked, "What is the best place to get adorable little puppies to eat?" You shouldn't eat adorable puppies, Escher. It's unethical. (And they're a bit gamy anyway.) How do you feel about Swedish furniture?
#1940 zombie_babies May 07, 2009 13:57:32	It's tough to beat a hardy race like the Swedes when it comes to furniture material. They hold up well no matter the weather. What is your favorite building material?
#1941 s-marrow May 07, 2009 14:05:33	Concrete and rebar. Great insulation and you get the durability of a bomb shelter. How about them young folks today?
#1942 karatekari May 07, 2009 14:19:12	Get off my lawn! Now where did I leave my glasses?
#1943 ellorin May 07, 2009 14:21:00	On your lawn, in front of that nice panda I think. How did a panda bear appear on Karatekari's lawn?
#1944 s-marrow May 07, 2009 14:22:39	We couldn't get any giraffes. What is the opposite of cool?
#1945 karatekari May 07, 2009 14:25:42	Your face. Can I trade this panda in for a dragon?
#1946 EscherEnigma May 07, 2009 14:30:04	No returns, no refunds, no responsibility. Where would you get a panda in this day and age?
#1947 ellorin May 07, 2009 14:33:02	Here. Which song would you sing to a panda?
#1948 EscherEnigma May 07, 2009 14:34:06	the "Pleae don't viciously maul me in the privates" song. It's quite catchy. Would you grow mutton chops if your lover said they wanted to tug on them?
#1949 krownhunter07 May 07, 2009 17:56:39	No, but only because I don't like to shave often anymore. Would you like to tell a stranger they did something wrong?
#1950 toastedamphibian May 07, 2009 17:59:46	Of course, it's why I come here. Did Escher try to bugger a panda?
#1951 EscherEnigma May 07, 2009 18:00:00	Unfortunately, it's in the nature of my job that I frequently am required to tell strangers that they're doing things wrong. Whether I like it or not is moot. No. Where did you hear that rumor?
#1952 toastedamphibian May 07, 2009 18:02:53	Why else would you be in a position where you have to sing to a panda in an attempt to convince it not to maul your privates?
#1953 EscherEnigma May 07, 2009 18:06:32	I haven't been. In fact, I've never been within 15 feet of a panda. But were I required to sing to a panda, that implies that I'm close enough for it to hear me, which also implies that I'm close enough for it to maul me. And if a panda is going to maul me, I'd rather it not maul me in the privates. There have been no successful ***** transplants as far as I know. Don't you worry about being mauled in the privates by wild and dangerous animals?
#1954 krownhunter07 May 07, 2009 18:41:24	Not... really?
#1955 Reg06 May 07, 2009 21:48:21	And that sir, is why you will fail to survive a velociraptor attack (or more precisely, your future children will fail to survive a velociraptor attack). Why don't people worry about issues like these?
#1956 EscherEnigma May 07, 2009 21:50:22	Becasue I already checked myself on the sorting algorithm of mortality. If I'm in a horror movie, I'm not getting out alive. Have you checked your position on the sorting algorithm of mortality?
#1957 Reg06 May 07, 2009 21:52:34	I tried to, but in order to do so I had to read what all of the Tropes meant... and then four hours passed by and I had forgotten why I was on the site. Is it worth it?
#1958 EscherEnigma May 07, 2009 21:54:02	Well, it means I stopped worrying about preparing in case of a zombie attack, as I know I won't be one of the survivors anyway. Will TVtropes eay your soul?
#1959 Reg06 May 07, 2009 21:55:53	I live with two furries and goon, there's not enough soul left to nourish TVtropes. When will people stop laughing when people answer the question "Where are you from?", with "I'm from the Internet"
#1960 KillerGM May 07, 2009 22:01:17	I don't know, it still makes people laugh when I say it just because I don't want to tell them where I'm from. When will people on the internet stop being concerned with where other people, who they met on the internet, live?
#1961 EscherEnigma May 07, 2009 22:06:43	When they accept that there is approximately a zil chance of hooking up with other people on the interent for kinky sex. Why do people care if other people know where they're from?
#1962 KillerGM May 07, 2009 22:08:27	Because it leads to stalking. Or encouraging the thought that they will hook up for kinky sex. Have you ever hooked up with someone from the internet?
#1963 EscherEnigma May 07, 2009 22:11:03	Nope. I did however hook up with a friends roommate once. We were drunk at the time. Have you?
#1964 KillerGM May 07, 2009 22:12:06	Nope. I do have a very good friend that I've never actually met in real life, though. Do you have "internet friends"?
#1965 Reg06 May 07, 2009 22:12:22	Hooked up with a friend's roommate? No. Hooked up with someone from the internet? I met someone over the internet through a mutual friend, but we may have met eventually anyways. Eh, not really. I don't really communicate with people over the internet. Are internet dating sites weird?
#1966 EscherEnigma May 07, 2009 22:28:32	Eh, not really. If you think about it, it makes sense. In a world that's frequently becoming more and more interconnected, all the while reducing places where a community gathers, it becomes harder and harder for two people to just meet. Internet dating sites fill in the gaps, helping people connect. If properly used, they're no different then having friends arrange dates, match-makers, or any other of the many ways two people have met in the past. Was that explanation overly long and explanatory?
#1967 Reg06 May 07, 2009 22:38:12	Not really. The subject is a fairly complex one, and one people can be very divived on. It really needs a decent amount of text devoted to it in order to answer the question. Would chainsaw hands be too awesome?
#1968 jhonesy May 07, 2009 22:39:19	No, but would swordchucks be cooler?
#1969 Reg06 May 07, 2009 22:40:07	Only if they were flaming lazer swords... made out of chainsaws... on your hands. How about robot legs?
#1970 EscherEnigma May 07, 2009 22:41:20	Both are pretty silly. I mean, if you had chainsaw hands, how would you GLEEMAX! ? And sword-chucks? Like there aren't already enough videos of guys hitting themselves in their privates with nunchaku, now you want them to castrate themselves while they're at it? Seriously. Bad ideas all around. Do you bow to the rule of cool?
#1971 jhonesy May 07, 2009 22:41:55	Only if they came with rocket jets. Lazorbeem headgear or mutant sharks? I bow only to the Rule of the One. :D
#1972 Reg06 May 07, 2009 23:02:35	Mutant headgear on my lazorbeem sharks. Does the rule of cool make everything alright?
#1973 jhonesy May 07, 2009 23:04:15	Only if it was alright to be cool. Death by electric shock or drowning slowly while being eaten alive by penguins?
#1974 EscherEnigma May 07, 2009 23:04:42	Not if you're me. Neither, I live a bit more carefully than to allow myself be found in either predicament. Where would you place the odds of getting something past me (were I your GM) on the basis of 'rule of cool'?
#1975 Reg06 May 07, 2009 23:08:50	Even you, cold hearted, humorless, elitist that you are, can't deny the awesome of a berserker crashing his motorcycle into a tanker, and using the resulting explosion to catapult himself onto the over pass where he proceeds to slaughter some dudes with rocket launchers. So it's a yes then?
#1976 EscherEnigma May 07, 2009 23:13:26	That would be a no. I can, and would, deny sugh a thing. The berzerker dies a grisly, pointless, death. Who would you do (that you don't want to) for a Klondike bar?
#1977 karatekari May 07, 2009 23:20:08	Not much; Klondike bars are just kind of mediocre. Why is a raven like a writing desk?
#1978 EscherEnigma May 07, 2009 23:23:41	They're both a pain to throw with any accuracy. Should Pluto be a planet?
#1979 KillerGM May 07, 2009 23:26:41	No, Pluto's a dog. Dog's can't be planets, duh! How much do you think the things you learned in school will change in 20 years?
#1980 Reg06 May 07, 2009 23:26:51	Screw that freak, Pluto never wants to orbit right. All traditional schoolbooks will be passed over in favor of The Zombie Survival Handbook. Is Christopher Walken kind of sad now?
#1981 ellorin May 08, 2009 3:18:03	A little, yes... What is your favourite Christopher Walken movie?
#1982 krownhunter07 May 08, 2009 12:20:52	Who?
#1983 KillerGM May 08, 2009 15:19:46	Don't you know who Christopher Walken is?
#1984 Reg06 May 09, 2009 1:52:33	Of course, and I wish Christopher Walken would stop playing Christopher Walken. Have you seen Star Trek?
#1985 toastedamphibian May 09, 2009 7:13:50	Which one? (Did I just win the silliest question award for today?)
#1986 s-marrow May 09, 2009 8:51:29	The one where everyone is in space and the have all the aliens and lasers. Why have I got all these Billy Joel songs stuck in my head?
#1987 EscherEnigma May 09, 2009 13:15:50	'cause you want me to sing you a song, I'm the piano man?
#1988 krownhunter07 May 09, 2009 17:53:35	You are who we thought you were... right?
#1989 ellorin May 10, 2009 6:28:38	Maybe, maybe... Ernest Hemingway or John Steinbeck?
#1990 krownhunter07 May 10, 2009 9:25:33	I prefer women, thank you very much! Did you mean that question the way I misinterpreted it?
#1991 ellorin May 10, 2009 10:04:48	NO! Anyone else up to misinterpreting?
#1992 s-marrow May 10, 2009 10:41:36	All the time. Misinterpreting vague directions so I can do less work is the best part of my job. Considering this, how do you feel about the knowledge that I have access to the important academic files of over 30,000 people?
#1993 ellorin May 10, 2009 12:18:25	Secure :D . Is S-Marrow planning something funny?
#1994 s-marrow May 10, 2009 12:50:26	Probably not. If I have ever "planned" anything in my life, I'd like a return for the time wasted. That way, they can't ever book me for those "meticuously planned with malicious intent", charges all of them movie lawyers are always saying. Is Ellorin imagining something funny?
#1995 ellorin May 10, 2009 12:52:11	Always. Which comedian was/is the funniest one to you?
#1996 s-marrow May 10, 2009 13:24:45	That's an impossible question for me to answer. Mostly because I have a bad memory for names, but also just because there are too many styles of humour I enjoy. For instance, I like Jonathan Swift equally as much as Rowan Atkinson. What is the scariest fast-food mascot?
#1997 krownhunter07 May 10, 2009 13:45:45	Chobe the chicken. Why, you ask?
#1998 s-marrow May 10, 2009 14:41:10	I don't know what you are referring to. Very well. I do indeed ask, "Why?"
#1999 Reg06 May 10, 2009 19:29:30	That doesn't count as a question, does it?
#2000 KillerGM May 10, 2009 22:58:08	Sure it does! :D Why do people ask questions when they already have a set answer to them in their minds?
#2001 EscherEnigma May 10, 2009 23:03:28	Because they want to see if other people can get inside their head. Do you try to get into other people's heads?
#2002 KillerGM May 10, 2009 23:15:19	Not if I can help it, but sometimes I pick up on things. Do you believe that intelligent life from another planet has visited earth?
#2003 EscherEnigma May 10, 2009 23:17:54	/serious_answer = false /sarcasm = true I don't believe intelligent life from Earth has visited Earth. /sarcasm = false /serious_answer = true It's possible, but I find it unlikely. As is, I have no evidence to believe either way, but to convince me that it has happened would take extraordinary evidence, as it would be an extraordinary claim. Would you rather believe mankind built the pyramids in Egypt, Central America, and South America, as well as those weird ground designs in other parts of South America, or that it was done by extra-terrestrial forces?
#2004 Reg06 May 10, 2009 23:19:26	I believe highly cephalized creatures have flown from the Moon to the Earth at least once. I'd rather believe extra-terrestrial forces built them, or had a hand in building them, as it would answer at least one question, and aliens existing is a more attractive thought than not. But I don't for a second believe extra-terrestrials had any part in that construction. Burrito or taco?
#2005 KillerGM May 10, 2009 23:25:11	Taco. What's your favorite place to get tacos?
#2006 Reg06 May 10, 2009 23:29:47	Tito's Burritos II (which is, of course, a cart, because where else would you get a good taco?), or my kitchen if I have the supplies. What's the most unusual thing you've eaten?
#2007 KillerGM May 10, 2009 23:34:07	On purpose? I guess octopus, which I really enjoy. It's pretty unusual in my circle of experience (though it wouldn't be other places ... yay relativism!). What's your favorite dessert?
#2008 Reg06 May 10, 2009 23:35:15	Creme brulee- it's the only dessert that counts. Is good octopus rubbery?
#2009 KillerGM May 10, 2009 23:37:44	Not at all. It should be chewy and kind of thick, but not rubbery. In my experience, of course. What is the worst restaurant you've been to in the last year?
#2010 Reg06 May 10, 2009 23:44:32	I had to eat at Burger King on a road trip about a year ago, and I could only make it about 3 bites into the burger. Apparently if you go a long length of time without eating fast food your body cleanses itself, you stop enjoying the taste of it, and you can recognize it for the trash it is. How much do you hate fast food? Not food that is made quickly, but fast food.
#2011 KillerGM May 10, 2009 23:45:57	I hate it so much, but I can't resist its siren call... I'm doing better, though! :D What do you eat that you know is terrible and horrible for you?
#2012 Reg06 May 10, 2009 23:49:44	I geuss I really don't. I don't purposefully eat healthy, but I'm really into food, and junk food just doesn't taste good anymore. Do you have an edible vice?
#2013 EscherEnigma May 10, 2009 23:52:13	I have a vice I can wrap my lips around. What's the third letter in your mother's maiden name?
#2014 Reg06 May 10, 2009 23:55:03	'U'. Are you phishing?
#2015 EscherEnigma May 10, 2009 23:57:55	Nah, for phishing attacks you really have to hit a lot of people for it to do any good. 99% of the time you don't get anything, but that 1%... How much do you know about computer security?
#2016 KillerGM May 11, 2009 0:07:22	Enough to totally **** up my system because I'm not afraid of it. How many computers do you own?
#2017 Reg06 May 11, 2009 0:08:32	Not enough. One. How many computers does EE own?
#2018 jhonesy May 11, 2009 0:10:24	Three. One for business, one for play and one for well... I can't say. It's illegal in 97% percent of the worlds population. Kodiak moment, or kodiak bear?
#2019 Reg06 May 11, 2009 0:12:39	Kodiak beat... to pull my chariot. Would you drive a chariot if you had the money?
#2020 KillerGM May 11, 2009 0:13:57	Only if it was driven by nightmares. How much does D&D come into your daily life?
#2021 EscherEnigma May 11, 2009 0:14:01	Well, I have my desktop, my SO's desktop, another out-dated one, my laptop, probably enough spare parts to put together another one. And I would have to say Kodiak Moment, 'cause I don't like getting mauled in the privates. Very little. Anyone else know any parts of the Hedgehog Song?
#2022 Reg06 May 11, 2009 0:20:41	Not I. You?
#2023 jhonesy May 11, 2009 0:21:04	Nor I. You?
#2024 Reg06 May 11, 2009 0:21:27	Who me?
#2025 jhonesy May 11, 2009 0:22:52	No, that gender-neutral person over there. I think?
#2026 Reg06 May 11, 2009 0:24:20	Rarely. Do you like mead?
#2027 jhonesy May 11, 2009 0:25:01	Only if it's vodka. Do you prefer vegetables or meats?
#2028 Reg06 May 11, 2009 0:29:33	That is really hard. On the one hand, snow peas make a wonderful snack. On the other hand, bacon. Flat bread or yeast bread?
#2029 jhonesy May 11, 2009 0:31:21	Pumpernickel. Pillsbury Dough Boy, or Yeast Infection?
#2030 Reg06 May 11, 2009 0:32:26	Pillsbury Dough Boy. Has he gotten really creepy looking recently?
#2031 EscherEnigma May 11, 2009 0:32:50	I knew a girl that had a Pillsbury Dough Boy costume. I'll admit, I found it a bit odd. I also found it creepy, so yes. DES, AES, or RSA?
#2032 jhonesy May 11, 2009 0:33:17	No more then the Subway Guy. Expensive meat sandwich, or cheap, greasy tacos?
#2033 s-marrow May 11, 2009 6:51:04	When I wasn't a vegetarian, I probably would have gone with cheap, greasy tacos from a good Mexican restaurant. How many roads must a man walk down?
#2034 ellorin May 11, 2009 7:23:22	42(too easy, really) What is the Capital of Assyria?
#2035 s-marrow May 11, 2009 8:21:18	Was it Nineveh? I think that was the Babylonians before them... Who is your favorite Sumerian deity?
#2036 Reg06 May 11, 2009 9:46:19	Sargon. He wasn't really a deity, but a king who kicked rear end and took names. What's a Sumyrialand?
#2037 karatekari May 11, 2009 10:36:25	Your mom. What color is your lightsaber?
#2038 zombie_babies May 11, 2009 11:36:26	What kind of megadork actually owns a lightsaber? :P
#2039 dmrannn May 11, 2009 12:21:02	It's a solid, healthy pinkish--wha, oh, Star Wars. Ummm... Plaid. Cats, Dogs, or Cats (from Broadway) ?
#2040 s-marrow May 11, 2009 12:37:56	It doesn't matter what I think. The cats are already in ur bas controllin ur intrn3tz. What would be the best UN resolution that could be passed? (hypothetically fantasizing that it could be enforced and ignoring the debate of whether or not the UN is a good thing)
#2041 EscherEnigma May 11, 2009 14:58:05	The UN could back Representative Desanto's proposition 469. You know, the one to ban all cancer forever. Do you read Shortpacked!?
#2042 dmrannn May 11, 2009 18:19:07	Do you read shortpacked? Nope, but I've been accused of being shortpacked, if that counts. Where have all the cookies gone?! (quoted from 90s candy bar commercial...)
#2043 toastedamphibian May 11, 2009 18:20:50	Into new hershesy cookies and cereme candy bar. I wish I had some cookies. Does anyone have cookies?
#2044 Reg06 May 11, 2009 18:41:14	Don't like 'em, sorry. Jam or jelly?
#2045 s-marrow May 11, 2009 18:54:47	Jam (though marmalade is better) Do you enjoy not learning things from history?
#2046 Reg06 May 11, 2009 18:57:01	No. Mastodon or mammoth?
#2047 toastedamphibian May 11, 2009 18:59:44	No, thanks. I prefeer fresh meat. Are prehistoric stakes cost prohibitive?
#2048 EscherEnigma May 11, 2009 19:08:42	Yes. Most of them have rotted by now, and the rest have been petrified, so it's not really a stake so much as a funny-looking-stlagtite. Are prehistoric steaks cost prohbitive? (Sorry TA, I don't make fun of your spelling much, so I figured this would get a pass...)
#2049 Reg06 May 11, 2009 19:11:36	Only for chumps who don't live by the Rule of Cool. Do you live by the Rule of Cool?
#2050 EscherEnigma May 11, 2009 19:15:57	No. How many times must I answer that question?
#2051 Reg06 May 11, 2009 19:17:06	However many it takes to pull the blinders off your eyes. Blinders made of velociraptors. Would you do it for the lulz?
#2052 EscherEnigma May 11, 2009 19:23:03	No. Seriously, why do people say 'lulz'? It sounds... bad. Why do it?
#2053 Reg06 May 11, 2009 19:56:11	I only did it... for the lulz. Why does EE hate chat speak? His people invented it.
#2054 Mad_Jack May 11, 2009 20:01:36	Because it's used everywhere now, even when it's not appropriate, instead of just in chat? (And chatspeak was invented in NM?) What if?
#2055 Reg06 May 11, 2009 20:06:43	I'm not sure (chat speak comes from progammers and their ilk, as far as I know). What was your question?
#2056 ellorin May 12, 2009 3:44:16	Who shot the sheriff?
#2057 dmrannn May 12, 2009 7:15:37	I shot the sheriff, but I did not shoot the deputy. (or, "but I swear it was in self defense.") Who put the bop in the bop-shoo-bop-shoo-bop? Who put the ram in the ramma-lamma-ding-dong?
#2058 Reg06 May 12, 2009 9:29:19	Personally, all I could do was ding a ding dang my dang a long ling long. So if people can get face transplants... that means I can get chainsaw hands, right?
#2059 zombie_babies May 12, 2009 9:53:14	Sure, but you'd no be able to start or fuel them so you'd be pretty lame. One chainsaw hand at most, man. Jeeze. Why don't people think things all the way through?
#2060 karatekari May 12, 2009 10:20:16	Because public schools aren't teaching them to think at all. Besides, haven't you ever gotten so carried away with an awesome idea that you failed to consider all the ramifications?
#2061 EscherEnigma May 12, 2009 10:51:19	Never. I never get carried away with something merely because it is 'awesome', 'cool', or 'totally radical, man'. Should I send an immigration application to the borg?
#2062 zombie_babies May 12, 2009 11:47:37	No. Paperwork is too inefficient for the Borg. You'll just have to wait for salvation with the rest of us. Wouldn't it be peachy-keen to be assimilated?
#2063 EscherEnigma May 12, 2009 11:52:12	Probably not. Borg probbaly don't get to sex it up. And even if they did, with the whole 'you must be assimilated' that probably means no homosexuality, and I don't think I could be happy sexing it up with a woman. Do I think about things too much?
#2064 zombie_babies May 12, 2009 11:55:30	Nah. Couldn't the assimilated thing mean no hetero sex and only homosexual sex?
#2065 EscherEnigma May 12, 2009 12:00:19	Nah, writers don't think like that. Unless they're trying for it being horrific, in which case the unfortunate implications are bad enough to put me off the idea all-together. What does it say about a person when they easily find the unfortunate implications in simple things?
#2066 zombie_babies May 12, 2009 12:08:59	It says that they pay close attention to the real goings on of our world. Does pessimism indicate a better understanding of reality?
#2067 karatekari May 12, 2009 12:25:55	Probably. Wouldn't it be much easier and more pleasant to just be a hippie?
#2068 EscherEnigma May 12, 2009 12:26:26	Not really. By definition it's emphasizing and expecting the worst, with no consideration as to whether it's actually the norm or expecting outcome. Disregarding realistic expectations and just going with the worst regardless isn't a better understanding of reality, it's just having ebony-tinted glasses. Not really. I'm too interested in the rest of the world to seclude myself like that. Yay thinking too much?
#2069 zombie_babies May 12, 2009 12:41:52	Yay! Is thinking too little ok every now and again?
#2070 EscherEnigma May 12, 2009 12:43:00	Maybe for you. Do you think that many people manage to not overthink or underthink, but think just the right amount?
#2071 karatekari May 12, 2009 12:44:29	This madness ends here. What should I eat for lunch?
#2072 EscherEnigma May 12, 2009 12:45:59	Lunch? It's lunchtime where you're at? Huh. Are you in my time zone? (Canada and US Mountain Time, GMT -7)
#2073 zombie_babies May 12, 2009 12:47:15	Maybe you should (over)think about it? No. EST, here. Well, now I know that there is at least one gay ninja. Are there more? :P
#2074 karatekari May 12, 2009 12:47:47	No, I'm in central time. It's almost 1:00. Don't you know your time zone boundaries?
#2075 EscherEnigma May 12, 2009 12:51:22	Vaguely. I figured if you were just starting to think about lunch that would mean it was coming up on noon where you're at. But you're one of those late-lunchers, apparently. You late-luncher you. Should KarateKari add 'Resident Late-Luncher' to her sig?
#2076 zombie_babies May 12, 2009 14:17:16	Yes. Is the debate about how powerful JRRT's characters and their items would be in D&D ever going to end? It's pretty much killed that thread for me ...
#2077 EscherEnigma May 12, 2009 14:19:30	Eh, it'll blow over in the next few hours, probably. Me and DF went at it like this a few days ago over super heroes, and once we stopped things moved on pretty quickly. Are you really that pessimistic that it will never end?
#2078 ellorin May 12, 2009 14:21:53	Nope! Do you consider yourself to be a mostly optimist or pessimist?
#2079 zombie_babies May 12, 2009 14:23:10	Pessimist. I my defense, I'll never be able to change that about me. :P What's wrong wit' dat?
#2080 ellorin May 12, 2009 14:24:15	Nothing-I'm on the same boat. After all, we can only be pleasantly surprised. Will it topple?
#2081 reinharst May 12, 2009 14:24:25	Only if we all lean to one side. Should they make boats that can float underwater too!?
#2082 Reg06 May 12, 2009 20:55:21	Do you mean on underwater lakes?
#2083 reinharst May 12, 2009 20:59:31	Sure. Whatever floats the boat. Submarine or Submersible?
#2084 dirtyfrank May 12, 2009 22:08:21	Subaquamarine If you could fly, how many eggs would you have in your basket?
#2085 EscherEnigma May 12, 2009 22:09:49	I don't lay eggs. Do you lay eggs?
#2086 dirtyfrank May 12, 2009 22:12:35	No but I've pet a rabbit once. If you were able to buy a Goose, what metal would you want its eggs to be made out of?
#2087 EscherEnigma May 12, 2009 22:13:54	I wouldn't. Think of the veterinarian bills! Do you think of the veterinarian bills?
#2088 dirtyfrank May 12, 2009 22:25:26	Of course I think of the veterinarian bills. It's very odd to see people walking around with multiple colorful beaks. You'd be looking too right?
#2089 toastedamphibian May 12, 2009 22:34:18	Sure. Whatever floats the boat.
#2090 dirtyfrank May 12, 2009 22:36:12	Where's the question?
#2091 toastedamphibian May 12, 2009 22:37:26	I thought you had it! Did anyone see where DF left the question at?
#2092 EscherEnigma May 12, 2009 22:39:34	Well it's certainly not here. Did he leave it in California?
#2093 dirtyfrank May 12, 2009 22:48:28	Should I be making a silly statement about California?
#2094 EscherEnigma May 12, 2009 22:53:06	Quite possibly?
#2095 toastedamphibian May 12, 2009 22:56:16	Thats not really a question. Why does EE think I'm going to answer queries that he dosn't place in the silly question thread?
#2096 EscherEnigma May 12, 2009 22:58:28	'cause I do a ****-poor job of being a pessimist sometimes. Very well. Just what stereotype did TA think I was playing to?
#2097 toastedamphibian May 12, 2009 23:02:39	I would appreciate some serious discussion of the subject. Show
#2098 zombie_babies May 13, 2009 8:43:05	Cuz we ain't you so we can't really know. Unless we are you. Are we you?
#2099 EscherEnigma May 13, 2009 14:39:58	I'm not. How many people post links to the music they're listening to in the 'now playing' thread?
#2100 reinharst May 13, 2009 14:46:47	I am not doing this, mostly because I have doubts you would not be understanding the lyrics. :P Why is the sky blue?
#2101 EscherEnigma May 13, 2009 14:50:27	Refraction of light as it passes through the atmosphere. Since when do you think understanding has anything to do with anything?
#2102 reinharst May 13, 2009 14:51:45	You are breaking my mind! Is it a good breaking?
#2103 zombie_babies May 13, 2009 14:53:27	In the spirit of the question, I have chosen not to understand the question. As long as it's your mind gettin' b0rked, it's all good to me. Isn't the sky blue cuz eons ago Gargamel finally captured all the li'l Smurfs, crushed them into powder and then did a LeBron James chalk toss toward the heavens?
#2104 EscherEnigma May 13, 2009 14:56:24	No. Do you solve your problems with the cold uncaring hand of science, or the warm and fuzzy hand of happy puppy-petting hippyness?
#2105 zombie_babies May 13, 2009 14:57:45	I don't solve them, I ignore them. Doesn't that work better anyways?
#2106 EscherEnigma May 13, 2009 15:03:38	As Meatloaf once put it, "You can't run away forever but there's nothing wrong with getting a good head start" If I started referring to Meatloaf as 'the bard' how many people do you think would be baffled when I gave 80's song lyrics and attributed them to 'the bard'?
#2107 zombie_babies May 13, 2009 15:05:20	Probably a fair number. Why Meatloaf?
#2108 EscherEnigma May 13, 2009 15:08:48	Meatloaf is my favorite singer from the 80s. Too bad I can't crank 'em up on the stereo and sing along loudly at home. My SO dislikes Meatloaf's music greatly... it saddens me every time I want to bust out with a "I would do anything for love..." Who is your favorite singer from the 80s?
#2109 zombie_babies May 13, 2009 15:18:25	Wow. Uhh ... I have no idea. I wish the '80s never happened. I don't know why, I just do. What decade do you wish never happened?
#2110 EscherEnigma May 13, 2009 15:27:42	the 40's. WWII not happening? Win! Wait, was that too thinky again?
#2111 zombie_babies May 13, 2009 15:29:37	Nah. Not thinky enough. As bad as WWII was, there was some good to come out of it. And it got the US out of the Depression. Ok, it helped get the US out. And no Chuchill? No FDR? No Patton? No Halsey? No Rommel? No Eisenhower? No Montgomery? No thanks ... :P Too thinky?
#2112 EscherEnigma May 13, 2009 15:34:50	Not thinky enough?
#2113 zombie_babies May 13, 2009 15:41:08	Probably. Too non-committal?
#2114 EscherEnigma May 13, 2009 15:44:43	I'd commit in a second if it were legal and the paperwork wasn't a mess. (Seriously, I could get married in a few different states, but would NM recognize them? Federal government won't. So when I do my taxes next year I would still have to file as unmarried for federal taxes, but married for state taxes (if NM would recognize the marriage, I'm not sure), and depending on what agency I'm dealing with and who I'm talking to I would variously count as married or single. Throw in travelling around and I can go from married to single six times in a handful of hours just by crossing state lines. It's a real mess...) Too political?
#2115 dirtyfrank May 13, 2009 15:45:16	Possibly. If you had gills and were able to breath underwater with them, how much sugar would you put in your tea?
#2116 zombie_babies May 13, 2009 15:50:57	None. Sugar doesn't belong in tea. Where does sugar belong?
#2117 toastedamphibian May 13, 2009 15:52:43	In tea. Where dosn't sugar belong?
#2118 zombie_babies May 13, 2009 15:53:28	In tea. Where does sugar belong?
#2119 toastedamphibian May 13, 2009 15:57:59	In tea. Where does sugar not belong?
#2120 EscherEnigma May 13, 2009 16:01:53	in salt. Where does salt not belong ?
#2121 toastedamphibian May 13, 2009 16:03:30	In tea. Where does tea belong?
#2122 dirtyfrank May 13, 2009 16:04:29	In the Boston Harbor. What doesn't belong in Boston?
#2123 toastedamphibian May 13, 2009 16:06:24	Huston. Where is boston again?
#2124 EscherEnigma May 13, 2009 16:08:03	Massachusets. Have you ever been to the Massachusets Mueseum of Technology?
#2125 reinharst May 13, 2009 16:27:21	No. Do they have fancy toilets there?
#2126 karatekari May 13, 2009 17:06:29	I don't know. What do you mean by fancy?
#2127 dirtyfrank May 13, 2009 17:07:34	Has at least 2 colors. What is the minimum needed for you to think something is fancy?
#2128 karatekari May 13, 2009 17:09:57	I don't know that there's a general rule. Fanciness works on a case-by-case basis, methinks. Does this toilet count as fancy?
#2129 reinharst May 13, 2009 17:10:24	Ignore. Whoops.
#2130 dirtyfrank May 13, 2009 17:11:58	What was that all about? ((That's a funny lookin' toilet.))
#2131 reinharst May 13, 2009 17:13:19	I had answered, but was answered before I could bring my answering. So, it is not my turn to be questioning an answer.
#2132 dirtyfrank May 13, 2009 17:15:00	Why with the no questions?
#2133 Reg06 May 13, 2009 18:21:39	Does Reinharst not know how this works?
#2134 dirtyfrank May 13, 2009 23:18:28	Apparently he doesn't. If Reinharst could figure out how this game works, how fast would the ostrich run?
#2135 Reg06 May 13, 2009 23:21:30	Hackmaster +12, or Peter Jackson directs Halo. Would you be interested in a ballpark frank with all the toppings flavored dorito?
#2136 Silvercrys May 13, 2009 23:30:25	Nope. Is Microsoft's Windows LIVE too complicated?
#2137 KillerGM May 13, 2009 23:41:30	Nope, I just didn't think about the extra step involved without Xbox Live. What is your favorite video game system?
#2138 Silvercrys May 13, 2009 23:54:12	Well... Currently the Xbox 360. Much as I detest Microsoft's Operating System, and much as the PS3 is probably better off hardware wise, I just can't play Halo 3 without one. What about you?
#2139 cat2060 May 14, 2009 0:55:15	I like my PS3. Blue-ray is awesome and I like lumines. Is 42 really the answer?
#2140 dirtyfrank May 14, 2009 0:57:12	If Deep Thought say so then yes. Is blue really the universal constant?
#2141 baneofelves May 14, 2009 1:12:51	No. Warum zu meinem Testikelgeruch von saltines? (Why do my ********* smell like saltines?)
#2142 dirtyfrank May 14, 2009 1:23:19	Cuz ya need to learn to scrub more. Should nirpples be purple?
#2143 EscherEnigma May 14, 2009 1:25:38	In most situations, no. Treasure trails, yay or nay?
#2144 dirtyfrank May 14, 2009 1:27:59	Yay. Trails of treasure, yay or nay?
#2145 EscherEnigma May 14, 2009 1:50:06	yay! The only reason I didn't include one on your wizard guy was that I was going to add it in when I did the other body hair, but as I never got around to shading I never got around to putting in the body hair... Edit: Oh yeah, a question. Um... do you think Bane is fooling his dad?
#2146 dirtyfrank May 14, 2009 1:51:38	I don't think he is fooling his dad. Are dads easily fooled?
#2147 EscherEnigma May 14, 2009 1:59:56	Not nearly as easily as their children think they are. Are moms easily fooled?
#2148 dirtyfrank May 14, 2009 2:02:55	No because they have a mother's intuition and an eye on the back of their head. Should moms be easily fooled?
#2149 EscherEnigma May 14, 2009 2:04:18	Probably not. How huggable do you think you are?
#2150 dirtyfrank May 14, 2009 2:05:17	I am easily hugged. Should I hug people back?
#2151 KillerGM May 14, 2009 2:15:39	Yes. Otherwise it's awkward. Do you want a hug?
#2152 ellorin May 14, 2009 3:21:50	Yes, but I'd also like to survive. Do you think that the world needs more hugs?
#2153 KillerGM May 14, 2009 3:32:40	I do. Why wouldn't you survive a hug?
#2154 ellorin May 14, 2009 3:37:53	Well, it was you who offered and you are a deity of death. Isn't it so?
#2155 KillerGM May 14, 2009 3:54:15	Hm ... and I am benevolent. So I guess I can see where one would think my hugs mean death. OK, you're off the hook. :P What do you suggest to someone to help them get to sleep?
#2156 ellorin May 14, 2009 4:27:01	Here's my mallet-may I help you? And you?
#2157 ViolenceJack May 14, 2009 4:45:14	Sometimes, but only with plenty of relish. If you could only have one condiment the rest of your life, what would it be?
#2158 Reg06 May 14, 2009 7:23:10	Garlic. Dijon or French's?
#2159 The-Mage-King May 14, 2009 8:11:16	Fire. Do you know how to not be seen?
#2160 EscherEnigma May 14, 2009 10:10:59	Systematically remove the eyes of everyone in the area that you wish to not be seen. Was that a funny video?
#2161 The-Mage-King May 14, 2009 10:12:48	Of course. What about this?
#2162 zombie_babies May 14, 2009 10:15:14	Don't know. Didn't watch. Do you often click on links provided by posters here?
#2163 The-Mage-King May 14, 2009 10:18:24	Occasionally. Do you think this is funny?
#2164 zombie_babies May 14, 2009 10:19:23	Didn't clicky. Link much?
#2165 EscherEnigma May 14, 2009 10:27:10	Somtimes. But as I don't have a sense of humor, certainly not now. If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port and the bus is interupted as a very last resort and the address of the memory makes the floppy disk abort then does your socket packet pocket have an error to report?
#2166 karatekari May 14, 2009 10:34:13	Umm... Peaches. Should I vacuum today?
#2167 EscherEnigma May 14, 2009 10:36:32	That depends... Are you responsible or not?
#2168 karatekari May 14, 2009 10:37:37	Maybe. Do you mean, am I responsible for vacuuming, or am I responsible enough to vacuum?
#2169 EscherEnigma May 14, 2009 10:44:39	Both, really. Well?
#2170 karatekari May 14, 2009 10:50:00	Only partially and apparently not. If you were making an Arwen-inspired cloak for a 12-year-old, would you make it lined or unlined? And if lined, with matching or contrasting fabric?
#2171 EscherEnigma May 14, 2009 10:53:02	Do I look like a fashion designer to you?
#2172 karatekari May 14, 2009 10:56:42	Damn useless gay people who can't be bothered to live up to stereotypes... Is that noise coming from my computer?
#2173 EscherEnigma May 14, 2009 10:59:22	Well I certainly won't pretend to know or claim I had something to do with it. I mean, tracking down the physical location of your computer based on IP records, server records, as well as a host of other utilities and things to check, all so that I could launch a virus that attacks the fan speed on your computer over a perceived slight? Would I do such a thing?
#2174 karatekari May 14, 2009 12:20:59	I don't really know, but the sound wasn't coming from my computer after all, so it's really a moot point. Did you perceive a slight in something I said?
#2175 EscherEnigma May 14, 2009 12:26:08	Well, I certainly could have, couldn't I?
#2176 karatekari May 14, 2009 12:35:07	I suppose, but it certainly wasn't intended that way. I should probably go try to be productive or something instead of sitting around in front of the computer, shouldn't I?
#2177 dirtyfrank May 14, 2009 12:39:37	No, because you're a nerd. The computer is your life...or so I'm told...I think it's a nerd rule. How come nobody is asking silly questions?
#2178 zombie_babies May 14, 2009 12:42:19	Cuz I'm nearly too ****ing tired to post. Doesn't being uber sleepersy suck?
#2179 EscherEnigma May 14, 2009 13:00:00	Eh, normally it makes me a bit loopy and shifts my sense of humor to being more in line with everyone elses. Is it odd that I resent my co-worker making me be nice to a student? The kid has something like $60 in OD fines over the last year, and she made me rescind half of them... it wasn't for a good reason, either, no sob story... just that he didn't want to pay them and apparently never noticed that every single OD notice he received over the last year threatened him with fines, and that every time he checked something out the fine policy was plainly posted and visible.
#2180 zombie_babies May 14, 2009 13:13:41	Nope. That ain't odd at all. Then again, I'm a confessed *******. Be sure to take that into consideration before taking any comfort in my answer. :P You wouldn't have taken any comfort in it were I not an ******* either, though, would've you?
#2181 EscherEnigma May 14, 2009 13:15:48	Meh. I'm not looking for comfort. Just annoyed. How much spam about sex do you get in your inbox?
#2182 ellorin May 14, 2009 13:16:55	I wouldn't. Where should I have turned to for comfort?
#2183 dirtyfrank May 14, 2009 13:18:13	Away from the OTT. Where should I not turn for comfort?
#2184 EscherEnigma May 14, 2009 13:18:18	The heaving bosom of a man with large tracts of land?
#2185 zombie_babies May 14, 2009 14:04:22	What about it?
#2186 EscherEnigma May 14, 2009 14:08:20	Is that [the heaving bosom of a man with large tracts of land] where you should go for comfort?
#2187 zombie_babies May 14, 2009 14:12:01	Sure. If that's what wets yer Willy, go for it. What wets yer Willy?
#2188 dirtyfrank May 14, 2009 14:20:40	Womenz....I think. .... Refined ladies. yeah. What wets yer Willy?
#2189 ellorin May 14, 2009 14:54:37	The Sea. Favourite seafood dish?
#2190 zombie_babies May 14, 2009 14:55:39	None. Do you like see food?
#2191 ellorin May 14, 2009 15:00:26	No. I just eat it. What would you like to see right now?
#2192 zombie_babies May 14, 2009 15:03:05	My queen sized bed. What would you like to see right now?
#2193 ellorin May 14, 2009 15:05:25	I...I don't really know . Should I be worried?
#2194 zombie_babies May 14, 2009 15:08:01	Yes. Your inner eye appears to have gone blind. How's that make ya feel?
#2195 ellorin May 14, 2009 15:11:35	It actually made me smile a little-thanks! WRC or F1?
#2196 EscherEnigma May 14, 2009 15:15:25	I feel pretty, oh so pretty. I feel pretty, and witty, and... What? Would life be more awesome if people occasionally burst into song to deal with everday events? They got the mustard out! (It's only a 20 second clip)
#2197 ellorin May 14, 2009 15:21:38	(WRC=World Rally Championship. F1=Formula 1) Sure! Should they dance too?
#2198 zombie_babies May 14, 2009 15:22:21	Hells to the no. You seen some peoples?
#2199 ellorin May 14, 2009 15:24:51	Well, if they are enjoying themselves and cause no accidents I'm cool with it. Excluding some extreme cases. Do you dance?
#2200 zombie_babies May 14, 2009 15:26:10	Not since I quit ... uhh ... Do you wanna **** everyone in the world?
#2201 ellorin May 14, 2009 15:28:27	NO! Isn't that a medical condition?
#2202 zombie_babies May 14, 2009 15:29:11	No, it's a song lyric (sort of). Have any song lyrics inspired any of your silly questions in this thread?
#2203 EscherEnigma May 14, 2009 15:29:22	No. I doubt there is any one verb that would be appropriate for the relationship I have with everyone in the world. What was the obscured verb? Does your husband know the way the sunlight gleams off your wedding band?
#2204 zombie_babies May 14, 2009 15:34:07	I'll take that as a yes. It it odd that once I am finally married I'd rather not wear a ring? I'm not the bling type, but she's makin' me anyway.
#2205 EscherEnigma May 14, 2009 15:36:41	Eh, you'll get used to it. Most people do. Is it odd that six years after graduating high school I still wear my high school senior ring? (and that it's the only piece of jewelry I wear)
#2206 zombie_babies May 14, 2009 15:41:50	Nah. I've been out for 13 or so years and my buddy will still break his out on occasion. I never got one - go figure. Am I old?
#2207 ellorin May 14, 2009 15:47:11	Nah. Do you feel old?
#2208 zombie_babies May 14, 2009 15:49:41	Sometimes. How does old feel?
#2209 karatekari May 14, 2009 16:15:51	I'm much too young to feel this damn old. Isn't it ironic? (Boom! Double-song-quote-whammy.)
#2210 ellorin May 14, 2009 16:16:32	It is. Are you proud of yourself?
#2211 karatekari May 14, 2009 16:21:59	Maybe a little. Why the frack are there no decent fabric stores within a reasonable distance from my home?
#2212 ellorin May 14, 2009 16:23:56	It is a conspiracy. Who is behind it?
#2213 Reg06 May 14, 2009 16:41:25	Dem Franchise Boyz. Do you believe that?
#2214 reinharst May 14, 2009 17:19:18	I believe you, an I am terrified of the idea! Did you believe me?
#2215 KillerGM May 14, 2009 18:09:02	Sure. Why would you lie?
#2216 Ragnar_Lodbrok May 14, 2009 18:12:18	Cuz it puts me in an advantageous position or saves my hide. What should I name the paladin of Bahamut I'm planning on using in the next Edition War?
#2217 Reg06 May 14, 2009 19:31:47	Angrboda. Do you enjoy etymology?
#2218 dirtyfrank May 15, 2009 2:05:32	Nay. If you were to ask a silly question, what kind of silly question would you ask?
#2219 ellorin May 15, 2009 4:03:55	What colour should the ideal frog be?
#2220 Reg06 May 15, 2009 7:30:53	Delicious. Would you watch a movie about Imperial Guard vs Tyranids?
#2221 zombie_babies May 15, 2009 9:54:17	No. Was Fuzzy Wuzzy really a bear?
#2222 dirtyfrank May 15, 2009 10:12:26	No because Fuzzy Wuzzy couldn't be Fuzzy Wuzzy if Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Would you rather hoop, scoop, or scrap if you were winning the game?
#2223 zombie_babies May 15, 2009 10:18:15	Scrap. Scrappin's fun. Do bears **** in the woods?
#2224 karatekari May 15, 2009 11:04:42	I'm not sure which four-letter word is being masked there, but I'm pretty sure bears do indeed do every four-letter word in the woods. What's the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
#2225 zombie_babies May 15, 2009 11:48:16	African or European?
#2226 dirtyfrank May 15, 2009 12:32:28	I don't know? Ahhhhhhhh. If you could hop as high and as far as you wanted to, where would you hop to?
#2227 ellorin May 15, 2009 12:37:04	The moon. What is your favourite Humphrey Bogart movie?
#2228 EscherEnigma May 15, 2009 13:03:56	Who?
#2229 ellorin May 15, 2009 13:11:41	Humphrey Bogart Favourite oldie movie?
#2230 karatekari May 15, 2009 13:11:42	Come on, EE, get out from under your rock. The dude from "Casablanca." I'm going to stick with Casablanca. If you were a halfling outrider, what kind of dog would you ride?
#2231 dirtyfrank May 15, 2009 13:16:27	The one with the pig nose. I guess they call it a hog or boar. If you were an anthropomorphic knight, what kind of animal would you want to be?
#2232 karatekari May 15, 2009 13:17:56	Certainly not a pig. Why would anyone want to be an anthropomorphic animal knight anyway?
#2233 zombie_babies May 15, 2009 13:19:57	Mental issues. Major. Why are you?
#2234 dirtyfrank May 15, 2009 13:20:03	I don't know. Maybe some people watch too much anime. What's up with all the catgirls in anime? Shouldn't other anthropomorph gals be represented too? ;)
#2235 EscherEnigma May 15, 2009 13:23:12	Never watched Casblanca Mouse knight. Probably riding either a smaller-than-usual cat, or a toy poodle. 'cause as long as it's done right it can be just as interesting as a story with aliens, except you don't have to go inventing weird sounding anatomy. Probably, but for some reason people are obsessed. Did I answer enough questions?
#2236 zombie_babies May 15, 2009 13:24:26	Nope. You missed one. Why no Gerbil Girls?
#2237 EscherEnigma May 15, 2009 13:29:09	'cause the poor gerbils are already abused enough in raunchy jokes, they don't need to be laden with the burden of being fetishized as well. Raunchy jokes, do you find them funny?
#2238 zombie_babies May 15, 2009 13:33:34	Depends on the joke. Some are, some aren't. Can Yan cook?
#2239 EscherEnigma May 15, 2009 13:38:20	Who's Yan?
#2240 zombie_babies May 15, 2009 13:42:00	Yan
#2241 EscherEnigma May 15, 2009 13:52:15	No. How could anyone think it's always sunny anywhere? Even the poles get day and night.
#2242 zombie_babies May 15, 2009 13:53:29	Cuz it's the title of a show. Jeeze. Why are some people literally always literal? :P
#2243 EscherEnigma May 15, 2009 14:30:03	We do what we must... because... we can. For the good of all of us, except the ones who are dead. But there's no sense crying over every mistake You just keep on trying till you run out of cake And the science gets done And you make a neat gun For the people who are still alive. Are you still alive?
#2244 zombie_babies May 15, 2009 14:32:35	I'm never certain. Too many possibilities to consider that could each change the proper response. How can any of us be truly certain that we are or are not alive?
#2245 EscherEnigma May 15, 2009 14:39:10	Well, as I have yet to see satisfactory evidence to convince me of the existance of ghosts or any other kind of undead, the fact that I am still here, still thinking, still existing implies, to me, that I'm still alive. Afterall, while I won't pretend to know what happens after death (beyond the decay and rot part, of course) I like to believe that people won't be tricked into believing they're still alive. With that in mind, I will say with conviction that I am alive, as I am not otherwise. Too thinky?
#2246 zombie_babies May 15, 2009 14:56:42	Nah. Just thinky in one direction. What if you're not what you think you are (an actual living being)?
#2247 EscherEnigma May 15, 2009 14:59:58	Well then someone is doing a damn fine job pulling the wool over my eyes, and it's quite pointless to speculate, ja?
#2248 zombie_babies May 15, 2009 15:02:37	It's never pointless to speculate. Just call it philosohizin' if it makes ya feel better. Does it?
#2249 EscherEnigma May 15, 2009 15:05:44	Not really. The worst part about philosophy classes was musing over whether the desk existed or not. For four different philosophers. Leave the poor desk alone! Just let it exist in peace! No need to go around thinking it in and out of existence to suit your whim... What was your least favorite part of philosophy classes?
#2250 zombie_babies May 15, 2009 15:09:54	Plato. What a bore. Who's better: Plato or Play-Doh?
#2251 EscherEnigma May 15, 2009 15:13:00	Plastic Explosives. Would you rather have a glass cannon in your party, or glass C4 in your party?
#2252 zombie_babies May 15, 2009 15:17:23	Glass C4. It may not work, but I won't have to worry about it droppin' all the time. I think. Best animal companion?
#2253 EscherEnigma May 15, 2009 15:20:38	Edible. Do you not have to worry about it droppin' all the time 'cause it only drops once?
#2254 zombie_babies May 15, 2009 15:25:08	Yeah, that makes sense. Can the Edition Warriors be trusted not to bang each other (and themselves)?
#2255 EscherEnigma May 15, 2009 16:11:03	'course not. Is it just the romance-drama that bugs you, or that it's unrealistic and poorly written?
#2256 zombie_babies May 15, 2009 16:12:06	Unrealistic and poorly written. Everybody loves a good romance story, right?
#2257 baneofelves May 15, 2009 16:22:52	Nope. What do you think of my new avatar?
#2258 EscherEnigma May 15, 2009 16:24:19	Wrong. Though a good romance story won't detract from most stories, it can easily distract, which if it's good enough (especially compared to the main plot) can make the overall piece less effective as the sub-plot overshadows the real plot. As such, the need to tack on a romance story to everything has always seemed a bit odd to me. Wait, that wasn't quite what you were asking, was it? ******* ninjas. I will burn ALL OF YOUI. *ahem* Eh, it's an avatar.
#2259 baneofelves May 15, 2009 16:25:11	No. I was asking about my avatar. Why did you let yourself get ninja'd?
#2260 Reg06 May 15, 2009 17:12:05	Because of a lack of the eye of the tiger. Must the gods be crazy?
#2261 EscherEnigma May 15, 2009 17:12:55	I'm agnostic, so it's a possibility. When I say I'm agnostic, what do you take that to mean?
#2262 Reg06 May 15, 2009 17:15:30	You don't out right believe in any higher power because of a lack of proof, not out of a lack of desire to believe. Flying saucer or rocket ship?
#2263 dirtyfrank May 16, 2009 13:36:26	Flying plates. Why do alien spacecrafts look like china and silverware?
#2264 ellorin May 16, 2009 15:29:36	It's rule 21 from their "How to serve Humans" manual. Favourite alien race?
#2265 KillerGM May 16, 2009 15:35:22	Leviathans from Farscape. Moya rocked!! What's your favorite alien race?
#2266 Reg06 May 16, 2009 16:38:14	Predators. The Other Boleyn Girl, or the other Other Boleyn Girl?
#2267 KillerGM May 16, 2009 16:46:31	The other other other other other other other other Boleyn Girl, if you know what I mean. ;) What's your favorite historical era?
#2268 Reg06 May 16, 2009 16:52:14	The Hyborian Age. What's your favorite bird?
#2269 Ragnar_Lodbrok May 16, 2009 16:53:19	800 C.E-1000 C.E (Viking Age in Europe) or late Middle Ages right before the advent of gunpowder in Europe. Oops, ninjad. Red-Tailed Hawk Favorite close-combat weapon?
#2270 KillerGM May 16, 2009 16:54:33	I like the word ibis, but my favorite bird would probably be a magpie, especially after living in AK where they're everywhere. They're so cool! :D What was you High School GPA? EDIT: Hey, Ragnar_Lodbrok, you're supposed to answer and then ask your own silly question. :P
#2271 Reg06 May 16, 2009 16:55:52	3.0. I alternated between 4.0's and 2.0's each year of highschool. What is your left foot?
#2272 KillerGM May 16, 2009 16:58:02	The foot that's never right. What is your preferred method of transport?
#2273 Ragnar_Lodbrok May 16, 2009 16:59:19	EDIT: Hey, Ragnar_Lodbrok, you're supposed to answer and then ask your own silly question. :P I edited it. And: Bike. What is your favorite close-combat weapon?
#2274 Reg06 May 16, 2009 17:02:20	Lodbrok; Double bitted ax. KillerGM; Chariot. What is your preferred method of sleep?
#2275 Ragnar_Lodbrok May 16, 2009 17:34:26	Stonelike. Broadsword or longsword?
#2276 Reg06 May 16, 2009 17:36:52	Broadsword. Throwing ax or handgun? Throwing chainsaw, or rocket harpoon gun?
#2277 Mad_Jack May 16, 2009 20:59:50	Rocket-powered chainsaw gun I are smart?
#2278 ViolenceJack May 16, 2009 21:39:58	I smartr. Why are there school?
#2279 KillerGM May 16, 2009 21:44:22	You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test. Is our children learning?
#2280 Reg06 May 16, 2009 21:52:42	Apparently not manners. What would a Klondike Bar do for Chuck Norris?
#2281 dirtyfrank May 16, 2009 23:54:21	Satisfy his hunger. What would a Klondike Bar do for you?
#2282 EscherEnigma May 17, 2009 1:16:35	Melt. Would you, could you, in your hai- [size=+5]OH GOD THEY'RE IN MY HAIR?![/size]
#2283 dirtyfrank May 17, 2009 19:15:15	Is that a question or a cry for help?
#2284 jailbreaker May 17, 2009 19:26:01	Sounds like both. (Way to answer a question with a question.) Is it OK to breathe?
#2285 Mad_Jack May 17, 2009 20:07:19	Not in most heavily populated/heavily industrialized countries. How the hell do I manage to procrastinate even on things I want to do?
#2286 Reg06 May 17, 2009 20:27:34	Because you're pro, that's life. Are you no0b, or pro?
#2287 dirtyfrank May 17, 2009 21:07:39	n0ob Do you prefer to spell newb like: newb, noob, n0ob, no0b, or n00b?
#2288 EscherEnigma May 17, 2009 21:19:54	I prefer not to be in situations where I would want to or need to spell it at all, thus rendering my preferences moot. And in the unlikely and undesirable situation where I would feel inclined to call someone such a thing? I would still go for a more classy thing to say. When speaking, do you go for class or crass?
#2289 s-marrow May 17, 2009 22:06:50	Whichever is more convenient for my intentions at the moment, I suppose. What do you feel is the most unpleasant color for a beverage to appear as (not knowing the contents)?
#2290 Reg06 May 18, 2009 0:04:40	Opaue green. Why does EE hate awesome?
#2291 ellorin May 18, 2009 1:44:53	Does he?
#2292 EscherEnigma May 18, 2009 9:47:38	It is not that I hate 'awesome', merely that I have a different idea of what is 'awesome' then most. My sense of 'awseome' leans towards the clever and witty, rather then the excessive and large. For me a crowning moment of awesome might be when a young lady morally *****slaps another while sounding polite and nice, as opposed to when a brute rips out a tree to smack someone with. Why do people think I hate awesome?
#2293 zombie_babies May 18, 2009 9:49:18	I don't. Why do you think they think you hate awesome? (Bonus points for an awesome reply. :P)
#2294 EscherEnigma May 18, 2009 9:56:19	This, right here. Why does EE hate awesome? That and, you know, how nearly every instance where someone tries to invoke the 'rule of cool' I look at/read their example and have to suppress a yawn. Buried alive but unable to die, would you still be sane when the land finally erodes away and tears away the lid to reveal you in a now alien and unfamiliar world?
#2295 zombie_babies May 18, 2009 10:16:09	I doubt it. I'm barely hangin' on as is. Hypochondria: Real or imagined?
#2296 EscherEnigma May 18, 2009 10:18:17	The symptoms can be very real, the placebo effect cuts both ways, after all, but the self-diagnosed cause may be inaccurate. Is it easier to be happy if you're ignorant?
#2297 zombie_babies May 18, 2009 10:20:38	I would imagine so. The world ain't exactly wrokin' so good. Not knowing that may be a blessing. Are we ignorant of the true number of ignorant?
#2298 EscherEnigma May 18, 2009 10:22:25	'we' may be, but 'I' have a realistic assessment of how many people are ignorant of what. Encouraging, it is... not. Yoda speak, good is it?
#2299 zombie_babies May 18, 2009 10:27:18	No. Yoda blows. Why do so many people like Star Wars? I mean, it's like totally "meh" at best. For reals, yo.
#2300 EscherEnigma May 18, 2009 10:32:51	Because people like different things. Is it weird that I'm actually on early enough to talk to you?
#2301 s-marrow May 18, 2009 10:36:26	Not by my standards. Would you care if all books were replaced by electronic books?
#2302 EscherEnigma May 18, 2009 10:45:33	Yes. While I have nothing against electronic formats, many of these books are a piece of history in and of themselves, and to replace them out-right with an electronic copy that merely has the same text loses much of the significance therein. That and, you know, kindles aren't really affordable yet. Is it wise to write fiction involving your fields of interest?
#2303 s-marrow May 18, 2009 11:04:20	Probably wiser than writing fiction about things you hate. What is the worst fried food you have ever seen?
#2304 EscherEnigma May 18, 2009 11:32:05	Fried ice cream. Would you do anything for love?
#2305 ellorin May 18, 2009 11:33:02	(I don't know-I couldn't recognize it for what it was.) (Sigh-tto late). No one can truly answer before the situation arises. Not to mention the cases of misplaced loved. Favourite kind of sport?
#2306 EscherEnigma May 18, 2009 11:36:09	Witty banter. Did that song title just go over Ellorin's head?
#2307 ellorin May 18, 2009 11:36:40	Yes it did. Happy now?
#2308 zombie_babies May 18, 2009 11:37:27	I think it did. Happiness is silly. If you said you would do anything for love, why would you then qualify it by stating that you'd not do "that"?
#2309 EscherEnigma May 18, 2009 11:46:59	Because 'that' was things like "I'd never lie to you and that's a fact" and "I'll never forget the way you feel right now, oh no, no way." He has things he won't do at the end of every refrain or so. Is it funny that when they first wrote that song they predicted people would be asking what 'that' was?
#2310 Reg06 May 18, 2009 11:57:18	Predictable more like. Do you like Doritos?
#2311 ellorin May 18, 2009 13:10:06	The answer is an emphatic NO. What kind of food do you detest?
#2312 Reg06 May 18, 2009 14:32:05	Trash. That is to say, junk food, fast food, frozen dinners. Anything that isn't made by a person who enjoys making that food. What kind of food would you fight for?
#2313 Ragnar_Lodbrok May 18, 2009 17:49:05	Steak. Preferably rare. Not even a zombie horde could keep me from it. Have you made plans for the event of a zombie apocalypse?
#2314 EscherEnigma May 18, 2009 17:57:08	Nope. I checked myself on the sorting algorithm of mortality. I'm toast. So no point worrying, eh?
#2315 KillerGM May 18, 2009 18:22:36	What, me, worry?
#2316 Reg06 May 18, 2009 19:12:23	Possibly. I don't really know. Do you fury?
#2317 KillerGM May 18, 2009 19:13:53	I'm about to, on a certain poster who is making "catfight" and "mud wrestling" jokes about my character using Turn Undead on his pet vampire NPC. Do you have a pet NPC?
#2318 EscherEnigma May 18, 2009 19:19:33	No. I learned that it's important to never get too attached to an NPC. Even if you like them, and the players like them (and it's pretty weird for both to happen) you have to be careful in how you use them else they'll slide into 'annoying' territory and then it's no good anymore. Good NPCs should require very little screen time to be awesome, else they detract from the game, and if they're around often enough to earn the 'pet' tag then it's unlikely that they also have the 'good' tag. What are your views on the subject?
#2319 KillerGM May 18, 2009 19:20:55	Pretty much the same as yours, which isn't a surprise. Are you surprised?
#2320 EscherEnigma May 18, 2009 19:22:35	Not really. We've been pretty much on the same page when it comes to ideas about GMing so far, and as such I'm not surprised to see that we're similar in ideas on this one as well. ... are you my time-traveling opposite sex clone from the future?
#2321 KillerGM May 18, 2009 19:24:09	Wouldn't it be cool if I was?
#2322 EscherEnigma May 18, 2009 19:34:02	I'd go for creepy, actually. I mean, me? as a girl?! /shudder So, are you creeped out by all those sex fantasies involving opposite-sex clones?
#2323 KillerGM May 18, 2009 19:47:07	Yes, yes I am. Who loves you, and who do you love?
#2324 Reg06 May 18, 2009 19:50:12	The names are the same for both answers, and it's enough to say that the number is sufficient. Do you enjoy subterfuge?
#2325 EscherEnigma May 18, 2009 19:50:30	Uh, well, my family and SO, presumably, and my family and SO, presumably. Only in my entertainment. It's nice and tidy when the two groups are the same, eh?
#2326 Reg06 May 18, 2009 20:09:53	Boy howdy. Have you ever started a flamewar?
#2327 EscherEnigma May 18, 2009 20:15:52	Yes. Was it worth it?
#2328 Reg06 May 18, 2009 20:19:54	Is it ever?
#2329 Mad_Jack May 18, 2009 21:20:04	Depends on how bored I am and how much entertainment potential it has at the time. How bored am I?
#2330 ellorin May 19, 2009 2:17:54	As much as the sea is wet. What gift would you offer to a Cyclops?
#2331 zombie_babies May 19, 2009 8:45:47	A poke in the eye. I'm sleepy. Is anyone else sleepy?
#2332 ellorin May 19, 2009 9:02:57	I certainly am. How about some coffee?
#2333 EscherEnigma May 19, 2009 9:12:22	No thank you, I'll drink my Dr. Pepper, if you don't mind. What's your preferred method of caffeination?
#2334 zombie_babies May 19, 2009 9:15:09	I never try to get caffeinated - I don't want to need coffee or whatever to wake up - but I do prefer iced tea as a compliment to my dinners. So iced tea it is. I guess. If you could spy with your little eye, what would you see?
#2335 ellorin May 19, 2009 9:19:40	A zombie in my bathroom! What should I do?
#2336 zombie_babies May 19, 2009 9:21:19	Pull up yer pants. Or down. ;) Why can't this be love?
#2337 EscherEnigma May 19, 2009 9:28:32	Sometimes love just ain't enough. Why won't you say you're in love?
#2338 zombie_babies May 19, 2009 9:38:36	Cuz it makes me feel all awkward an' weird. Though I hate to drop the song lyric thing (and I do - maybe I'll try an' bring 'er back around later), I must now ask: Is it easy for you to tell your SO and family that you love them?
#2339 EscherEnigma May 19, 2009 9:42:44	It is now, but for a long time it wasn't. To be honest, there was a period of time when I barely talked to my family, but that's mostly 'cause I left home for all the wrong reasons (at just the right time). Now-a-days I'm on much better terms with my family, and it's easy to say. As for my SO... there was a time when I was afraid to say it, 'cause I wanted it to be true, but I wasn't sure if it was. He had been hurt in the past (and I was still very scared by the whole thing) so I we were both kinda hesitant about it. But we got over that at some point... What's with the serious question?
#2340 zombie_babies May 19, 2009 10:05:16	Just got to thinkin' about it since it's my fiancee's b-day today and my mother's is tomorrow. When I was younger, it was an easy enough thing to do. Now it's difficult for some reason. I find that I detach from people too easily. Inside, I want to care - and probably do - but it's hard for me to express it. I think it goes back to some unresolved issues with the death of my grandmother and the guilt I still feel about certain events during those days. And probably due to guilt for not talking to people I knew were going to die. I think I may be all sorts of screwed up sometimes ... TMI? :P
#2341 EscherEnigma May 19, 2009 10:09:26	As far as TMI goes, that's pretty light. Now, anything about my sister's colonoscopy bag is TMI automatically, yes?
#2342 zombie_babies May 19, 2009 10:15:45	Nah. Unpleasant, yes. Too much? Nah. I've seen One Guy One Cup. *shudders* The roof is on fire. Do we need water?
#2343 EscherEnigma May 19, 2009 10:18:41	Yes. Apply directly to forehead. Was that out of left field?
#2344 zombie_babies May 19, 2009 10:21:10	Could have been right field. Certainly not center and it was nowhere near the infield. Wanna talk about baseball?
#2345 EscherEnigma May 19, 2009 10:25:38	Not really, my capacity for interest in sports extends to rock climbing and yoga, and that's about it. What's your preferred form of exercise (sex doesn't count)?
#2346 zombie_babies May 19, 2009 10:27:29	Martial arts. About 19 years and counting. If you could fight like any live action movie character, who would it be?
#2347 EscherEnigma May 19, 2009 10:32:24	Any character played by Collin Ferrel or Brad Pitt, as long as they're shirtless. What? I'm a scrawny pencil-necked 135 lb geek. It's not like I'm going to win anyway. So I might as well get to enjoy the show before I say "Huh? Fight? Oh yeah, I forfeit. Now flex for daddy another time..." Do you have any movie starts that you enjoy joking about lusting for?
#2348 zombie_babies May 19, 2009 11:49:53	Hmm. I guess Halle Berry, Kate Beckinsale and Jessica Biel. Yeah, they're hawt an' I occasionally say some things about them that could only be seen as a joke. I think that works. Sure, why not. What was the last movie you were psyched to see but failed to live up to your expectations?
#2349 EscherEnigma May 19, 2009 11:51:57	the Dead Like Me movie. I liked the TV show (seen on DVD years after it was canceled, of course), but the movie was kinda... bleh. Fortunately we picked up Hellboy II at the same time (we got it at a Hastings, used, and they had a "buy one used movie, get one for $1" deal going on) and that turned out to be pretty good. What was the last movie you weren't terribly interested in or psyched to see but exceeded your expectations by a great deal?
#2350 zombie_babies May 19, 2009 11:56:19	American Gangster. I thought it might be ok, but never really wanted to see it. At a party I had, a friend damn near forced it upon me. So, I watched it. And it was awesome. So good, in fact, that I took it to another friend's place and made four more people watch it. It's good stuff. Continuing the movie theme, do you want your wolfmen (werewolves, of course) to be more wolf or man?
#2351 EscherEnigma May 19, 2009 12:00:06	Depends. I'm probably happiest when they either make it completly binary, wolf OR man, no hybrid, or they have the the two 'pure' forms and a sliding scale between the two. But that might be 'cause I like the idea of shapeshifters (even relatively limited shapeshifters like werewolves) having some control over their change. Favorite classic horror monster?
#2352 zombie_babies May 19, 2009 12:04:12	Hmm. The first one that comes to mind - and it does so because I recall being excited to see whatever movie came on TV as a lad - is the Blob. I don't know why. Favorite movie villain?
#2353 EscherEnigma May 19, 2009 12:09:46	Hrm... having a hard time thinking of villains I liked, actually. So far the only one that I can think of is Tilda Swinton as Gabriel in Constantine. I really liked her in that role. She's the only reason I agreed to watch the Narnia movie. Is it weird that I have a small list of female actors that I would be willing to 'fake it' for?
#2354 zombie_babies May 19, 2009 12:19:04	I don't think so. Wait. Yeah, it is. I think it'd be a little odd if I had a list of guy actors I'd fake it for. Yup. Weird. Not too much, though. Just a li'l bit. :P So who's on this list?
#2355 EscherEnigma May 19, 2009 12:25:30	Angelina Jolie, Catherine Zeta Jones, and Tilda Swinton. Getting over the lack of a ***** would be weird, but I might be able to manage it. Maybe with viagra. And are you really saying you wouldn't fake it for Brad Pitt, Collin Ferrel, or Seth Green? (Note: I need to work Seth Green into more of my random fantasies I post 'round here)
#2356 zombie_babies May 19, 2009 12:30:24	Yeah, I wouldn't. I think it has to do with the whole sexual competition thing. These guys (well, not Seth ;)) make me jealous of their looks. It's far more likely that I'd be an ******* to them than want to get it on. Yes, it's silly. At least I know it. ;) Don't you ever feel the urge to damage someone that's better than you in some way (looks, smarts, whatevers)? Not saying you'd act on it, of course. Just askin' if you ever get those sort of base urges that you recognize as such and then quash them as soon as they present themselves.
#2357 EscherEnigma May 19, 2009 12:32:38	Not really. Closest I've ever gotten is the urge to test them to see if they're really all that and a cup o' tea. Are you passive aggressive?
#2358 zombie_babies May 19, 2009 12:34:07	I can be, yes. I try not to but sometimes it happens before I can stop it. My mind is a scary place to be. ;) Do you think that you are who you really are or that you're just trying to be what you think you should be?
#2359 EscherEnigma May 19, 2009 12:35:29	In trying to be who I think I should be I have moved closer to that idealized me. I am becoming the mask, and I like it. Would it have been funnier if you had said something along the lines of "there's nothing passive about my agression"?
#2360 s-marrow May 19, 2009 12:38:51	Not to me, but humour is subjective. Do you often wonder about the meaning of life?
#2361 EscherEnigma May 19, 2009 12:42:19	Nope. Next question? (sorry, can't think of anything good at the moment)
#2362 zombie_babies May 19, 2009 12:47:51	Oh crap. Way to put me on the spot. Uhh ... ummm ... well ... how often do you pass the buck?
#2363 Reg06 May 19, 2009 12:48:36	I really try not to. Are you able to ask for help?
#2364 zombie_babies May 19, 2009 12:50:01	Depends on what I need help with. What do you need help with?
#2365 EscherEnigma May 19, 2009 12:50:54	Not terribly often, but when I am unable or unwilling to answer a question or perform a task, I do not hesitate to pass it on. My motto is (depending on whether I'm passing it off to someone above or below my statino) "when in doubt, delegate" or "when in doubt, escalate". Ninja posters. Got any ninja-repellent?
#2366 s-marrow May 19, 2009 12:51:09	Help? ... I suppose I generally have the ability to ask for help as long as my vocal cords are active. What would be the most beautiful sound in the world to you right now?
#2367 Reg06 May 19, 2009 12:56:48	The sussurrus of ninja repellent. Do you like coffee?
#2368 zombie_babies May 19, 2009 12:58:12	Occasionally. It's hell on my tummy, though. Anything hell on your tummy?
#2369 s-marrow May 19, 2009 13:00:42	Caramel. Can't abide the stuff. How much is too much?
#2370 Reg06 May 19, 2009 13:09:57	Not enough. Do you find yourself unable to step on cracks in the sidewalk?
#2371 zombie_babies May 19, 2009 13:12:56	Every once in a while. I just don't like to. You got any weird stuff like that goin' on?
#2372 Reg06 May 19, 2009 13:15:01	Sometimes I will start counting my steps, and I won't be able to stop for a couple hours. I also count when my car drives across a shadow (which I start doing without thinking, and can't stop once I start). Zombies for breakfast?
#2373 ellorin May 19, 2009 13:16:49	For lunch. With a little mustard please. Ian Gillan or Jimmy Page?
#2374 Reg06 May 19, 2009 13:21:10	Jimmy Page. Easy. Zombies or unicorns?
#2375 ellorin May 19, 2009 13:25:19	Unicorns. Unicorn meat is just so much tastier. Chicken or pork? (I feel ravenous)
#2376 s-marrow May 19, 2009 13:32:39	As a projectile weapon? Definitely chicken. Much more aerodynamic. What would you like to have on a stamp?
#2377 EscherEnigma May 19, 2009 14:57:15	A numerical value telling me how much it is worth. Are grilled cheese sandwichs good?
#2378 ellorin May 19, 2009 15:01:01	They're unaligned. Do you like them?
#2379 zombie_babies May 19, 2009 15:11:10	They're ok. If you could go back in time, would you tell yourself to keep all of your baby teeth sos you could superglue them behind your adult teeth an' have a shark-like second row of chompers?
#2380 EscherEnigma May 19, 2009 15:18:37	No, I wouldn't, but my SO says that not only would he, but that he likes you, Z_B. Correction: he says he would use fixadent instead. What's the best use of a time-travel machine thingy?
#2381 zombie_babies May 19, 2009 15:21:46	No, I wouldn't, but my SO says that not only would he, but that he likes you, Z_B. Correction: he says he would use fixadent instead. Tee hee! :D :embarrass What's the best use of a time-travel machine thingy? You know what? I'm probably the wrong person to ask. ;) I bet it has something to do with righting wrongs or preventing travesties or some other highly overrated, goody-goody, makes me wanna hork into my own mouth hippy crap. Did I get it right?
#2382 s-marrow May 19, 2009 15:25:12	No. The best way to use a time machine is to play pranks on physicists from the past. What floor would you like to live on of an apartment building?
#2383 EscherEnigma May 19, 2009 15:25:35	probably not. I was hoping for an answer like "banging myself" or "banging Cleopatra" or "banging Helen of Troy" or something like that. But no, you had to go and give a something or other answer. For shame! Edit: 3rd, or somewhere really high. You're unlikely to get a whole lot of bugs that high off the ground, but if you're over third I'm going to use the elevator anyway so I may as well get a nice high apartment for a better view. Should we shame Zombie_Babies for his impudence?
#2384 ellorin May 19, 2009 15:27:56	(Νο. It's about Preventing Those who Would Mess With Time. Which might mean taking down or those goody-ggody types from causing a paradox). (Way too slow) If you want to. Would you prefer your time machine to be a Delorean or a bungalow?
#2385 zombie_babies May 19, 2009 15:29:50	Dammit! Yes! That guy sucks! An .. an ... an he's an imp! Or something ... Me no want time machine. Me no can read numbers or pointy things and lines. So if you had this time machine thingy, would you go back and warn yourself about that creepy drunken uncle and his super secret night time doctor game?
#2386 ellorin May 19, 2009 15:31:48	Nah-I had my mallet handy. Anything you'd like to hit with a mallet right now?
#2387 zombie_babies May 19, 2009 15:36:43	Yeah, you. I give you a chance to make gold and you go all lead on me. Nice. So, umm, how 'bout them squirrels?
#2388 genairikus May 19, 2009 15:40:33	White squirrels are funny lookin'... Um, am I allowed to play too?
#2389 zombie_babies May 19, 2009 15:46:00	No. See, now that you've posted in the OTT, you're required to play. ;) :P I have no idea why, but I want to lay on my back in the grass, close my eyes and let the sun warm me gently while a quiet breeze washes over me. It's not something I'd ever do, mind, but I feel like doin' it now. Ever get one of those kind of thoughts? The kind where you feel like doing something you know you won't do cuz it's not something you'd ever really do even though the idea is stuck in your brain?
#2390 toastedamphibian May 19, 2009 15:56:07	No. Just do it you damn grass fearing twit. Is Zombie_Babies a grass fearing twit?
#2391 Ragnar_Lodbrok May 19, 2009 16:14:03	Possibly. Why have I been thinking about zombie apocalypses so much lately?
#2392 toastedamphibian May 19, 2009 16:22:01	Everyone has. The collective screams of the human populace are echoing back across the void. A kind of cosmic inspired premonition of things to come. How long do you think we have till it starts?
#2393 Ragnar_Lodbrok May 19, 2009 16:26:34	Hopefully long enough for me to get a castle with a well on the grounds (protected, like me, by the walls), a five-year stock of canned food, a sniper rifle, a grenade launcher, a lot of ammo, and a sword. Is this a good list of gear?
#2394 toastedamphibian May 19, 2009 18:00:23	No. The grenade launcher is too loud, and endagers your castle. The 5 year food stock is a trap. It isn't enough to keep you through the apocolypse, but it is enough to cause false complacency and make you a tempting target for others. Gather as much food as you can early on. A castle is good though, just make sure you angle the walls out a little, and grind them smooth. Angling them out makes them harder to climb and deflects the force of the pushing mobs making it stnad better aginst the push. What should you put in a moat to help stop zombies in the long run?
#2395 Ragnar_Lodbrok May 19, 2009 18:49:25	Hydrochloric acid, cuz it's good for dissolving flesh. Besides, a grenade launcher would let me hit clumps of zombies from a distance with frag grenades, which won't do much against the walls should I be dumb enough to fire so the grenade hits near the base of the wall, but will shred the zombies. Would Gatling guns be useful in this situation, or Awesome But Impractical?
#2396 Reg06 May 19, 2009 18:50:48	Nothing. Leave it empty, and make it as deep as possible. Useless. It requires lots of practice and training to be useful, and you won't be killing the zombies. You'll be dismembering them, which will slow them, but they will still come, and their moans will attract more zeds (not to mention the noise of the gatling gun, which is sure to attract not only more of the living dead, but human raiders as well). Making a plan for the Romero zombie apocalypse is easy, but do you have a defense plan for fast zombies?
#2397 spellwyrm May 19, 2009 19:15:58	Yes. It involves a complicated series of ingenuity that I shall not discuss, lest you steal my idea and save yourself too. I'm only building this ingenuity for one person, and that's me. Screw the rest of you to zombie death! Was that too harsh?
#2398 toastedamphibian May 19, 2009 19:17:41	Yes, but thats why I shared the outward slanted walls idea. Even fast zombies wouldnt be able to climb them. You just have to make sure they are to tall to jump. Is Xeadin a vile sire of twisted doppelgangers?
#2399 spellwyrm May 19, 2009 19:20:21	I'd say something even worse in place, but that'll suffice. For now. Is ToastedAmphibian really toasted? Or, in fact, an amphibian?
#2400 EscherEnigma May 19, 2009 20:15:00	Yes. He is also six inches tall, wears a miniture top hat, and has a glass cane. Who are the villains of the OTT?
#2401 Ragnar_Lodbrok May 19, 2009 20:21:00	We have villains?
#2402 s-marrow May 19, 2009 20:48:10	I don't know if there are even heroes. I'm probably an NPC shopkeeper at best. Would you like to buy some potions of healing?
#2403 Reg06 May 19, 2009 20:54:00	Don't believe in heal potions. Running out of healing in the middle of a fight is much funnier. There are OTT villains?
#2404 EscherEnigma May 19, 2009 20:56:48	Yes. I'm the big bully that's an over educated ivory tower elitist prick, and TA is the scheming undead toad that wants to destroy us all. Is that incorrect?
#2405 Reg06 May 19, 2009 21:00:26	Umm... no sir. You're correct. Don't hurt me. Are you not terrified?
#2406 EscherEnigma May 19, 2009 21:02:56	I am not terrified. Do you remember that bravery isn't being fearleses, but doing the things that need be done in spite of your fear?
#2407 Reg06 May 19, 2009 21:05:42	It's much easier to just bottle up fear, and pretend it never happened. Sure it turns into emotional baggage later on down the road, but that's what ulcers are for. Do you remember the James and the Giant Peach movie?
#2408 EscherEnigma May 19, 2009 21:06:31	No. Why would I remember movies I've never heard of?
#2409 s-marrow May 19, 2009 21:08:58	Maybe you are deaf? Who is the best revolutionary figure?
#2410 Reg06 May 19, 2009 21:11:00	Ash. Ash has a chainsaw hand, and is he not awesome?
#2411 spellwyrm May 19, 2009 21:11:33	No. Only the Chin is awesome. Chuck Norris' Leg vs Bruce Campbell's Chin. Who'd win?
#2412 s-marrow May 19, 2009 21:15:41	The chin. It is well known that if you separate any portion of Chuck Norris' body from his core, it bursts into burgundy flame. Campbell's chin, however, is an organism by its own right. What is worse than a cat in a blender?
#2413 Reg06 May 19, 2009 21:16:26	McDonald's. How much do you hate fast food?
#2414 spellwyrm May 19, 2009 21:18:04	Enough to eat it. Greasy hamburgers?
#2415 Reg06 May 19, 2009 21:19:33	If they are well done. I love me some greasy food, if it is indeed *food*. Dirty water hotdog?
#2416 spellwyrm May 19, 2009 21:20:43	Hellz yeah! Hell or purgatory?
#2417 Reg06 May 19, 2009 21:21:36	Purgatorium. Do you drink?
#2418 spellwyrm May 19, 2009 21:22:41	Oh gawd, does the Pope **** in the woods? Actually, that's a good question. Does he?
#2419 Reg06 May 19, 2009 21:24:25	Nah, too many bears. Would you like a pet bear?
#2420 toastedamphibian May 19, 2009 21:24:55	No, I get all my liquid through my food and Osmosis. No. Do you absorb air through your skin?
#2421 Reg06 May 19, 2009 21:26:36	No, my skin is silicone based. Actually, I'm a silicone based lifeform. Do you wear bifurcated garments?
#2422 toastedamphibian May 19, 2009 21:59:38	No, pants are too restrictive. So, your like, a sillicoid?
#2423 EscherEnigma May 19, 2009 22:05:10	That or Reg06 is secretly Cher. Is it mean to pick on the Bionic Woman like that?
#2424 toastedamphibian May 19, 2009 22:06:26	No, it's expected that you will bring up Cher as a topic of conversation. Didn't we already have this discussion? :P
#2425 Reg06 May 19, 2009 22:08:29	Once, but we did it quietly so the She-Beast wouldn't hear. Does /b/ make you sad for humanity?
#2426 EscherEnigma May 19, 2009 22:08:32	Yes. You said I was playing to stereotypes, but never clarified just which stereotype you thought I was playing too. Is Michael Jackson a flesh golem or the Million Dollar Man?
#2427 Reg06 May 19, 2009 22:12:10	A 1st level necromancer's failed attempt at a flesh golem. What's the word?
#2428 EscherEnigma May 19, 2009 22:14:51	Todays word is 'masticate'. What is tomorrow's word?
#2429 Reg06 May 19, 2009 22:15:33	Johannesburg. What does your spine cost?
#2430 EscherEnigma May 19, 2009 22:17:18	It came standard as part of the package deal, I haven't checked how much it would have cost to purchase it separtely. Would you get your body on a purchase plan?
#2431 toastedamphibian May 19, 2009 22:17:20	Came with the philum Did you have to buy a third-party spine add-on? (Damnit. Stupid mind reading Ninjas.)
#2432 s-marrow May 19, 2009 22:42:08	I got mine in a two-for-one, value package special. Which one of your organs do you dislike the most?
#2433 spellwyrm May 19, 2009 22:42:45	The one that does all that stuff. Ugh. Always wearing me out. Which one am I talking about?
#2434 EscherEnigma May 19, 2009 22:47:49	The nose. It's an evil thing of much evilness. Once cybernetic replacement noses become availible I'll be first in line, damn the cost! Would you get a cybernetic replacement nose?
#2435 s-marrow May 19, 2009 22:51:22	Depends. Which colors would you offer?
#2436 ellorin May 20, 2009 3:26:55	Lime, Grey and Turquoise. It's a conspiracy I tell you! Who's behind it?
#2437 s-marrow May 20, 2009 6:57:15	Napoleon. What would Woden's musical preference be?
#2438 Reg06 May 20, 2009 7:20:03	Not metal. I'm thinking really epic classical scores, like Ride of the Valkyries, or Lux Aeterna. And Votan?
#2439 s-marrow May 20, 2009 7:30:17	Votan would probably be the kind of guy to put his nation's traditional songs on his cell phone ring. Maybe a little country music on the side. What do you plan to do when the robots take over?
#2440 Reg06 May 20, 2009 7:32:13	Go upstairs. Why do you ask silly questions?
#2441 spellwyrm May 20, 2009 7:35:38	Because you're a meany-face. What's with a face like that?
#2442 s-marrow May 20, 2009 8:38:18	It's a self defense mechanism against frat boys. Show
#2443 zombie_babies May 20, 2009 8:58:49	My junk. How often do you wish you could be one of your D&D characters?
#2444 ellorin May 20, 2009 9:12:35	Never. I did wish I could unleash an Elder Dragon-like wrath though. Is that worrying?
#2445 EscherEnigma May 20, 2009 10:01:24	Not really. So the soda machine here at the library is empty. I forgot to grab a soda from the fridge when I left the house. Do you think anyone would notice if I ducked out to run to the store or something so I can get my carbonated caffeine fix?
#2446 zombie_babies May 20, 2009 10:07:21	It's a slow time at the library anyway, right? I say go for it. Have what you want in mind along with the cash and make it quick. Should be ok. Would you really take advice from a slacker? :P
#2447 EscherEnigma May 20, 2009 10:15:16	Probably not, but I also remembered that I'm going to be sticking around an extra hour or so today due to a 'customer service training' seminar. So I'll probably skip out and grab a breakfast burrito and soda in half an hour or so. Payroll gets snippy if I go over my usual hours. Do you find it annoying talking to payroll?
#2448 zombie_babies May 20, 2009 10:20:38	Oh hell yes. They're nice enough, but wholly unhelpful. I had to miss work a bunch last year and ended up using vacation time to cover after I used up my sick time. Well, payroll had no friggin' clue what I had left of either at the end of the year so I had to go through all of the friggin' reports myself and calculate it. This year? I'm tracking it manually myself. What kinda soda/burrito is ya gettin'?
#2449 EscherEnigma May 20, 2009 10:27:12	Hrm... on one hand, I normally get steak burritos with potatoes, beans, cheese and green chilè... on the other, it's still before 10 am here, so I might get a breakfast burrito with eggs (you have to specify or they won't include them), hash browns, bacon, cheese and green chilè. Do prefer eating at locally owned/operated restaurants, or at chain/franchise restaurants?
#2450 zombie_babies May 20, 2009 11:40:01	I like the local stuff better, I think. There's a few ok chains, though. When you go out drinkin', do you prefer local places or chains?
#2451 EscherEnigma May 20, 2009 11:53:37	I don't go out drinking. I'm a shot of coconut rum in my Dr. Pepper once a week or two from being a teetotaler. Was drinking a bigger thing before you started?
#2452 zombie_babies May 20, 2009 12:14:06	A bigger thing for me? Yeah, I guess it was. But we had an understanding mom of a friend to help lessen it a bit. Then when I turned 21, bars were the big thing. Now? It's just somethin' to do ever' once in a while. What kind of concerts do you (or would you) go to? Rock, R&B, Tech, etc?
#2453 EscherEnigma May 20, 2009 12:16:22	I went to a 3 doors down concert a few years back, and a Trans-Siberian Orchestra concert. But that's about it. I like music too much to go to concerts and have my ears blasted out and listen to people screaming and trip over empty beer bottles on the floor. Another way of putting that, I suppose, is that I like music, but I don't like the music 'scene', if you know what I mean. Do you know what I mean? Wink-wink, nudge-nudge, knowing-nose-tap.
#2454 zombie_babies May 20, 2009 12:19:07	I'm fairly certain I do. I was part of a music scene back in the day. Fun, but hell on the body - if you know what I mean. ;) So, do ya?
#2455 EscherEnigma May 20, 2009 12:22:16	Not really, like I said, I've only gone to a few concerts and didn't like 'em, and don't like what I hear about other concerts or music festivals, so I don't go. As I don't go, I do not know what you mean by 'hard on the body'. I never really had a 'party' phase of my life. I'm pretty consistently boring. Did you have a 'party' phase of your life?
#2456 delodarkmagic92132 May 20, 2009 12:34:55	No because I'm still in high school. Were/are your college years party years?
#2457 EscherEnigma May 20, 2009 12:36:34	Nope. There was a span of about 3 months where I was binge drinking every weekend, but that was in the comfort of my own apartment with a few friends, which isn't really close to partying. Do you plan on your college years being party years?
#2458 delodarkmagic92132 May 20, 2009 12:49:21	No i'm going to take it seriously and major in Graphic Design and get a good job. What did you major in?
#2459 EscherEnigma May 20, 2009 12:50:38	Computer Science/Informatin Technology, and I'm looking at going to grad school for a masters in Library Science. Why do you see a conflict between partying and taking school seriously?
#2460 zombie_babies May 20, 2009 14:29:37	I don't. Then again, I didn't party much at all during the time I was in college. Don't you hate it when you can't get an annoying project completed because of things that you cannot control?
#2461 s-marrow May 20, 2009 14:32:21	Only if I have to complete the project anyways. Who is the best at history?
#2462 zombie_babies May 20, 2009 14:37:13	History Bob the Historomancin' Fool, of course. Don't you think broccoli look kind of like mini-banzai trees 'cept all green like?
#2463 ellorin May 20, 2009 15:04:38	A little. I also detest broccoli to the core of my being. Which vegetable tastes awful to you?
#2464 zombie_babies May 20, 2009 15:06:42	Brussel Sprouts. Them and my slow cousin Roger. He's awful. How many times do you need to secretly follow a gal home before you're officially goin' steady?
#2465 ellorin May 20, 2009 15:12:53	I don't know what you're talking about kind sir (whistles innocently). If you were given the chance to beat the hell out of a superhero, who would be your boxing sack?
#2466 zombie_babies May 20, 2009 15:16:13	Superman. He's the lamest. I'm never gonna top my time travel/baby teeth/shark chompers question, am I?
#2467 ellorin May 20, 2009 15:19:06	O, you of little of faith...KEEP TRYING! When ZB does surpass himself, will we know what hit us?
#2468 zombie_babies May 20, 2009 15:22:05	I don't think you'll have to worry about that any time soon. If you were able to meet one OTTer in person, which OTTer would you choose to meet?
#2469 ellorin May 20, 2009 15:26:23	I'm too greedy, I won't settle for less than a dozen. Still, meeting KillerGM should count as an experience with a divine entity(albeit of death). Assuming I survive(we humbly beg for your benevolence KGM) it would look great on my CV. And you?
#2470 Reg06 May 20, 2009 16:58:21	I'd like to see how it would take before baneofelves snapped, I suppose. Why aren't we talking about liquor?
#2471 s-marrow May 20, 2009 17:01:02	You can, if you like. I don't drink. Can't let all of those ducks catch me with my guard down. If you could construct a house entirely of candy, what would you do with it?
#2472 Reg06 May 20, 2009 17:04:20	GTFO. That thing will be crawling with ants before I lay down the last jelly bean. Also, I don't like candy, or waking up covered in syrup. Philadelphia or Minnesota?
#2473 s-marrow May 20, 2009 17:18:57	In terms of strategic locations for an underground base? Philadelphia. Do you believe yourself to be dazzling and/or dashing?
#2474 Reg06 May 20, 2009 17:20:26	I'm wearing a neon blue button up shirt with purple and black palm trees. I suppose I'm something. Is your room neat?
#2475 s-marrow May 20, 2009 17:26:58	Last time I checked there were no corpses lying rotten on the floor, so it is relatively clean. Is your mind clean?
#2476 toastedamphibian May 20, 2009 18:41:18	No, I've just been talking to dirtyfrank and pigknight, and before that I was describing a woman tied in a chair. Any suggestions on how I can clear the filth from my mind?
#2477 Reg06 May 20, 2009 20:27:32	Stop interneting, that would be a start. Would you mind having lazer eyes?
#2478 toastedamphibian May 20, 2009 21:43:57	Probably not. Depends though. Are they like Cyclops laser eyes or Superman laser eyes?
#2479 Reg06 May 20, 2009 21:47:36	I want to say Cyclops laser eyes, because any of Superman's side powers (all 14 dozen of them) are inherently lame. I suppose whichever. Would you say no to Cyclops' laser eyes if you could get the special glasses?
#2480 toastedamphibian May 20, 2009 21:57:42	Yes. Getting persription glasses that also filter out death rays without reflecting them or blocking sight would be exspensive as hell. Are you a smurf?
#2481 Reg06 May 20, 2009 22:01:22	Considering the fact that smurfs live inside mushrooms, this may all be one very intense trip, so I can't say for certain. Are you Gargamel?
#2482 toastedamphibian May 20, 2009 22:58:24	I can't be a Gargamel, as I am a Grue. Are Gargamel and Grue mutually exclusive?
#2483 Reg06 May 21, 2009 7:26:53	I've never actually seen a Grue, so maybe it's just Gargamel at that time of the month. Would you like to go to Mars?
#2484 s-marrow May 21, 2009 7:43:57	Not especially. Long trip, not much to see. What are your feelings on myconids?
#2485 zombie_babies May 21, 2009 8:37:34	They're smexy. Say you wanted to baste yourself with butter and tie yourself to a giant spit. Which OTTer would be best suited to turn you properly allowing for an even cook?
#2486 EscherEnigma May 21, 2009 9:22:15	Toasted Amphibian, he knows all about making things toasty. You?
#2487 zombie_babies May 21, 2009 9:29:58	dirtyfrank. He made a thread about cookin' bird. From the pics, it looks like he knows what he's doin'. If you had to paint yourself some color permanently, what color would it be?
#2488 The-Mage-King May 21, 2009 9:32:15	Translucent. Fire, ire, or mire?
#2489 s-marrow May 21, 2009 9:35:35	Mire What planet would you most like to destroy?
#2490 The-Mage-King May 21, 2009 9:39:46	The one with the Blancmanges. You know the one... Do you watch Monty Python?
#2491 zombie_babies May 21, 2009 9:41:10	Not since I was a lad. What's the funniest lookin' part of your body?
#2492 EscherEnigma May 21, 2009 9:44:00	My nose. It has it's own zip code, an event horizon, a gift shop run by a gnome inside, etcetra, etcetra, etcetra. Do your friends joke about event horizons?
#2493 The-Mage-King May 21, 2009 9:55:37	I have no friends. Do you have friends?
#2494 zombie_babies May 21, 2009 9:57:07	Umm ... no. I don't think so. There was a time when we did some Star Trek jokes. Goofball stuff like "I'd like to probe her dark nebula" an' other juvenile crap. Booze an' nerdiness is an occasionally odd combination. Dammit. Yes, yes I have friends. Wanna know why? Cuz I ain't no ninja-n' *******, that's why! Do you ever remember something you said/did as a younger lad and shake your head in disbelief/amazment?
#2495 The-Mage-King May 21, 2009 9:58:35	[Ninja] I am a younger lad. And of course not. Do you think that Incarnum is... odd?
#2496 ellorin May 21, 2009 10:00:34	No, I think it's horrible. Melons or Watermelons?
#2497 The-Mage-King May 21, 2009 10:01:27	There is no spoon. Does that make any sense?
#2498 ellorin May 21, 2009 10:03:27	It never did. If there is no spoon, how would you like your soup?
#2499 The-Mage-King May 21, 2009 10:04:40	I don't eat soup. The bread is much better. What am I?
#2500 zombie_babies May 21, 2009 10:15:07	Good lord ... If you were going to co-author or illustrate a webcomic with an OTTer, which OTTer would you choose to work with?
#2501 The-Mage-King May 21, 2009 10:16:51	Soemone who shares my sense of humor. Is what I just did cheating?
#2502 EscherEnigma May 21, 2009 10:18:41	Well first, I'd Illustrate, as my writing skill sucks ass, and second, uhm... heck if I know. It would depend on the pitch, I suppose, as with some good ol' sweat from yer brow and hammering away at it you can make a good script out of a story concept that's good enough, but you can't make a good script out of a bad concept. What would your pitch be?
#2503 zombie_babies May 21, 2009 10:19:21	df, EE or KGM. I don't have anything ready-made. An' I'm sort of brain-dead lately. I'm thinkin' somethin' Shadowrun-y, though. You get you magic, you get your tech, you get your monsters. Seems like you can make all sorts of fun things happen. When we played, it was our most humorous game ever (IMO). It's also a dark setting that allows for all sorts of violence - if you go there. I see a group of Runners working for a mysterious "Mr Johnson". It'd be easy to set a flowing storyline and to do the occasional one-shot without trouble. Dark humor, I guess. I wish I could come up with something better, but it's a miracle I can form a thought at all today. In reality, I could write for pretty much anything. It'd just take some time to get used to the setting and the characters. Well, their base anyway. Then I'd be able to expand on their personalities an' stuff. I've read a fair variety of pretty respected stuff so there's several styles I'd be comfortable experimenting with (and I have done so here a bit - a while ago). Fantasy, steampunk, modern, western, whatever. The setting is secondary, IMO, so it'd be easy to adapt to whatever was going to be used. Hmm. I should probably start writing again ... What sort of strip would you be interested in illustrating?
#2504 1_ton_ghost May 21, 2009 10:23:05	Depends on the type, physically or socially speaking... Which is the better projectile, d12 or a d20?
#2505 s-marrow May 21, 2009 10:27:55	D12. It's got sharper angles. Do you ever zone out when cracking eggs and accidentally put the yolk in the garbage can and the shell in your batter?
#2506 ellorin May 21, 2009 12:29:25	Never. Eggs Are Serious Business. In the face of the dreade Swarm of Relatives, how do you react?
#2507 zombie_babies May 21, 2009 12:30:06	Nope. I sit quietly and kind of space out. Did you hear the one about the two antennas that got married?
#2508 EscherEnigma May 21, 2009 12:31:50	No. Do tell?
#2509 zombie_babies May 21, 2009 12:33:18	Sure. The wedding was terrible but the reception was fantastic. :D How flippin' awesome was that joke right thar?
#2510 EscherEnigma May 21, 2009 12:34:23	In an alternate dimension, I had an aneurysm and laughed. In this one, I did not. Are you a teller of tasteless jokes?
#2511 zombie_babies May 21, 2009 12:38:47	Yes, yes I am. That antenna joke is one in my collection of jokes that are funny cuz they aren't funny. I have a couple of dead baby jokes here an' there, too. An' some really racist ones I don't tell anymore. Huh. Looks like I'm growin' up after all. ;) If you had a mind to replace one part of your body with the same part from a celebrity, what would it be and who from?
#2512 EscherEnigma May 21, 2009 12:41:15	My nose, any celebrity that doesn't have allergies. Same question.
#2513 zombie_babies May 21, 2009 12:44:23	My chin. Brad's would do nicely, I think. I have a nasty overbite that sort of makes my chin less than what it should be. I imagine it's not all that terrible, but I don't care what other people think - good or bad. I just know I don't much like mine. What's your favorite accent to put on and why?
#2514 EscherEnigma May 21, 2009 12:46:38	Drunken dwarvish, 'cause I can roll my 'r's, draw out my 'o's, and a bunch of other stuff, and it's completely unintelligible to anyone around me, but really fun to do. Why would I describe myself to a friend?
#2515 ellorin May 21, 2009 12:48:12	You're wearing your brand new superhero uniform and he's on the phone. What is EE's brand new superhero uniform like?
#2516 zombie_babies May 21, 2009 12:51:38	Cuz my sleep deprived brain had me type "friend" instead of "stranger". :P I have no idea. What do you think it looks like?
#2517 EscherEnigma May 21, 2009 12:52:27	As I am the [i]SARCASTIC LIBRARIAN[/i], my costume is a conservative business casual outfit, with a small emblem over the left breast pocket, over my shoulder I carry my oversized "DATE DUE" stamp of justice. What is your superhero identity?
#2518 zombie_babies May 21, 2009 12:57:46	Right now I'd call myself the Sleepless Wonder! Marvel as he defies sleep even when facing odds stacked totally against him! Ok, every OTTer is on a plane together flying over to 4e General when all of the sudden a storm smashes into the plane downing it on Mt What's a Player to Do? It's cold and we're poorly dressed. Rescue seems like an impossibility as the nearest posters are stuck in What's a DM to Do? handling noob questions over and over. Food runs out. Which OTTer do you eat first, last and why?
#2519 EscherEnigma May 21, 2009 13:10:17	I eat TA first, he's pre-cooked, and myself last. Same question.
#2520 1_ton_ghost May 21, 2009 13:22:59	One of the admins. Quicket route to establishing alpha maledom. But here's the catch, which part do you eat 1st?
#2521 toastedamphibian May 21, 2009 17:23:47	I belive "the legs" is the standard answer. Eat Me! (?)
#2522 s-marrow May 21, 2009 17:34:25	Given the option, I'd rather not. Did you see the guy with the thing at the place wearing that shirt with the stuff on it?
#2523 toastedamphibian May 21, 2009 17:48:46	Always. Whats your avatar doing? Why did it take me six tries to type 'your'?
#2524 EscherEnigma May 21, 2009 17:51:28	'cause you're a chronic bad speller?
#2525 s-marrow May 21, 2009 17:53:20	I believe he is nobly fighting a terrible battle against the internet while not always winning. Would you spare the time?
#2526 EscherEnigma May 21, 2009 17:55:06	I'd spare the time, I'd spare the rhyme, I'd even spare a slice of lime, but I would not ever spare a dime. ... the hell did the come from?
#2527 s-marrow May 21, 2009 18:50:46	L'il E2, your inner rapper. Should we pose for a group picture because **** just got real?
#2528 dirtyfrank May 21, 2009 20:21:46	No. Paper or plastic?
#2529 Reg06 May 21, 2009 21:19:36	Paper, or if I think about it a canvas bag. Can you do the twist?
#2530 s-marrow May 21, 2009 21:24:43	I can shake it up, baby, now. But, what does it mean?!
#2531 Reg06 May 21, 2009 21:29:06	If you ain't go that swing, it doesn't mean a thing. Have you got a brand new bag?
#2532 toastedamphibian May 21, 2009 21:40:44	Daddy has a new pair of shoes. Do you want them?
#2533 s-marrow May 21, 2009 21:43:25	No...I've got to get loose...footloose! (Edit:cut, it's cut loose. Okay, I admit I haven't actually heard the song.) Have you got a ticket to ride?
#2534 ellorin May 22, 2009 6:03:23	No, but I have a ticket for the Athens AC/DC concert(next week!) Which planet are you from?
#2535 Reg06 May 22, 2009 7:33:19	The one with chainsaw hands, lazer sharks, and velociraptors. Do you read KoDT?
#2536 zombie_babies May 22, 2009 8:06:00	No. Ever get the feeling?
#2537 s-marrow May 22, 2009 8:38:18	No. I am actually an automated construct completely incapable of any real feelings or thoughts. Do you have a prejudice against robots?
#2538 zombie_babies May 22, 2009 8:40:30	Yep. Which OTTer would you donate a kidney to?
#2539 s-marrow May 22, 2009 9:08:23	I dunno. Let's say, Ellorin. What is your favorite colour?
#2540 zombie_babies May 22, 2009 9:15:06	I don't have a favorite colour. My favorite color is green, though. Where do you rank yourself among the all time greatest OTTers?
#2541 s-marrow May 22, 2009 9:28:06	(British is a perfectly good form of communication:mad Hrm, I can't say I really think of myself as an essential part of this community. I usually just flit from board to board when I'm bored. I think I'm like one of those side characters in the show who gets mentioned in the credits just because they show up every now and then. What would the ghost of Christmas past say about this question?
#2542 1_ton_ghost May 22, 2009 9:40:35	He wouldn't, tragically. I have subsumed his ectoplasmic charity; I may take stock of the living & give timely council every day of the year, not just during the Holidays. He was a hack not fit for haunting an out house. Not messing w/ GoX-mas Future though. Full blown spectre... Is Caspar the Friendly Ghost the ghost of Richie Rich?
#2543 Reg06 May 22, 2009 16:29:20	That'd be funny. Would you rather be a ghost, or a poltergeist?
#2544 toastedamphibian May 22, 2009 16:57:39	Ghost. I'd snag me some levels in master of the unseen hand and fill your face with large sized battle axes! Who likes telekenesis?
#2545 Reg06 May 22, 2009 17:02:48	I do. Would you like to have telekenisis?
#2546 toastedamphibian May 22, 2009 17:05:40	Yes, it lets you throw things. Catch?
#2547 Reg06 May 22, 2009 17:24:23	It does that too. Would you like to have telekenisis if the use of it gave you mind splitting migraines?
#2548 toastedamphibian May 22, 2009 18:19:44	Meh. It wouldn't get much use, but handy in a pinch. Do you want a handy pinch?
#2549 EscherEnigma May 22, 2009 18:46:57	No. I is fragile, and they hurt. Do you want a gasket on your casket in the shape of a basket?
#2550 toastedamphibian May 22, 2009 18:58:36	Yes, but only if my casket is basket shaped. An ill fitting gasket is useless. Why does noone love me?
#2551 EscherEnigma May 22, 2009 19:00:36	'cause nobody loves you, everybody hates you, guess you should go eat worms. Anyone else know that sing-song thing-a-ling?
#2552 toastedamphibian May 22, 2009 19:07:15	Only that part that you just posted. Anyone else know that line that he just posted?
#2553 Reg06 May 22, 2009 19:11:35	No idea what he's talking about. Jazz or blues?
#2554 s-marrow May 22, 2009 19:53:39	Usually jazz. Do you have an opinion on the usage of jazz hands?
#2555 Reg06 May 22, 2009 19:54:29	Always, and with great gusto. Chainsaw hands or jazz hands?
#2556 toastedamphibian May 22, 2009 22:10:08	Both. More random carnage. Don't you like random carnage?
#2557 Reg06 May 22, 2009 22:13:18	I want chainsaw hands. It should be clear. Do you like Carnage?
#2558 Mad_Jack May 23, 2009 2:28:48	I sort of preferred Venom. Are bad guys spawned from the gimmicks of other bad guys just a bit too watered-down to really be interesting?
#2559 KillerGM May 23, 2009 4:14:28	I think so. Unless it's like a father-son thing, like the Osborns - I liked that. What's your favorite thing to do when you can't sleep?
#2560 Forgember May 23, 2009 5:44:49	Aimlessly roam the interwebs posting on strange threads and listening to music. About how many cat hairs do you think it would take to plug a Blue Whale's blow hole?
#2561 s-marrow May 23, 2009 6:52:25	Forgember, that question is too ridiculous even for here. I have no way of knowing if the blue whale is an adult, adolescent, child, female, or male. All of these factors would cause a difference in diameter and depth of the blowhole, pressure of air expelled from the lungs, as well as the probability that the whale is either sick or injured and thus less able to cope with either gradual or immediate hair blockage. Similarly, the soft down hair of a kitten would have a different threshold for successful blockage than the coarser hair of an adult. Additionally the length and diameter of the average hair length of one cat species to the next may vary widely, and the physical attributes of each species' hair may be different. Also, if you are assuming a constant rate of cat hair application or an immediate introduction of cat hairs to the whale's respiratory system, the situation is drastically altered. There are other factors to consider as well, such as time of the year, depth of the blue whale, temperature of the air or water, phase of the moon, mineral content of the water, how much the whale likes the cat, presence of pirates, the price of tea in china, etc. But I think I understand the underlying meaning of your question. Should whales of the Balaenopteridae family be allowed to love cats of the Felidae?
#2562 1_ton_ghost May 23, 2009 13:42:07	Only consensually. The Great Cat **** Fiasco of '05 stands as testament to my resolve. Besides, I was acquitted and did the talk show circuit and PSAs. What is your greatest (severity of infraction, not sentence) legal offense?
#2563 s-marrow May 23, 2009 14:09:55	I got pulled over once for driving on the shoulder of the road.:evillaugh Do you fear my villainy?
#2564 Reg06 May 23, 2009 16:36:25	Who? Would you like a pet alligator?
#2565 KillerGM May 23, 2009 16:49:05	No thanks! Do you have any pets?
#2566 Reg06 May 23, 2009 17:04:05	No. I've thought about getting one, but I like pets that can take care of themselves, and none of the critters I'm interested in can do that. Are there any animals normally associated as pets that you'd eat?
#2567 KillerGM May 23, 2009 17:05:39	Definie "normally": my friend had a pig as a pet, and I eat pork. I've also eaten fish and snakes. I'd also eat pretty much anything if I was hungry enough, or if it was custom. Are there universal right and wrongs?
#2568 Reg06 May 23, 2009 17:07:13	Very few, but they are there. Should you live as though the world were the way it should be?
#2569 s-marrow May 23, 2009 18:09:26	If I lived as though the world were the way I think it should be, I would probably be dead by now. I have no true answer for you, as usual. What is the worst thing you can think of to see on a billboard?
#2570 dirtyfrank May 24, 2009 0:03:06	An advertisement worth looking at, for it would probably cause accidents. What is the best thing you can think of to see on a billboard?
#2571 Reg06 May 24, 2009 7:28:29	A notice saying it would be torn down soon. Jack asses or donkeys?
#2572 dirtyfrank May 24, 2009 10:08:38	Donkeys. Jackrabbit or hare?
#2573 s-marrow May 24, 2009 10:18:08	Jackrabbits make better spies. IS THE JACKALOPE GONE?
#2574 Mad_Jack May 24, 2009 14:29:05	No, he's behind y-...LOOK OUT!!! Do Jackalopes taste like tofurkey?
#2575 Reg06 May 24, 2009 16:37:07	More like liger. Would you like a turducken?
#2576 dirtyfrank May 24, 2009 22:08:19	Yes. Why?
#2577 Mad_Jack May 24, 2009 22:09:45	Why not? Why does my brain hate me?
#2578 s-marrow May 24, 2009 22:12:23	It's all the angst hormones they put in your meat nowadays. If you were to be cannibalized, how would you like to be cooked and eaten?
#2579 Reg06 May 25, 2009 12:16:28	In burger form. Because first they'd have to bleed me out, which would be the quickest way I can think of to get killed if I were to be prepared for food. Why do you ask silly questions?
#2580 ellorin May 25, 2009 13:37:15	I'm curious about the answers. Snakes or spiders?
#2581 Mad_Jack May 25, 2009 13:58:34	Snakes. There's more meat on them. Armadillos or anteaters?
#2582 EscherEnigma May 25, 2009 14:00:26	We finally put out the ant poison, so I guess Armadillos. They're cuter anyway. Whole wheat or white?
#2583 dirtyfrank May 25, 2009 14:02:07	White. High heels or flip-flops?
#2584 Mad_Jack May 25, 2009 14:04:03	Flip-flops - it sucks walking in heels in the sand. Chunky Munky or Cherry Vanilla?
#2585 Reg06 May 25, 2009 19:44:51	Chunky Munky, I think. Brass Monkey or brass knuckles?
#2586 dirtyfrank May 25, 2009 23:55:02	Brass Monkey. High or low?
#2587 Reg06 May 25, 2009 23:59:58	High, as she could tell from my face. Blackjack or 21?
#2588 dirtyfrank May 26, 2009 0:02:17	Blackjack. Five card stud or seven card stud?
#2589 Reg06 May 26, 2009 0:04:45	Seven card stud. Texas hold 'em or Go Fish?
#2590 dirtyfrank May 26, 2009 0:05:35	Go fish. Rainbow trout or large mouth bass?
#2591 Reg06 May 26, 2009 0:07:12	Rainbow trout. I don't know that I've ever had bass. Tilapia or cod?
#2592 dirtyfrank May 26, 2009 0:13:30	Cod. I've never fished for either one but I think the Cod looks more interesting. Freshwater fishing or Ocean fishing?
#2593 Reg06 May 26, 2009 0:19:16	freshwater fishing. It's Kind of like being on dry land, whiCh is where this land lubber beLongs. cigar shArk or cuban cigaR?
#2594 dirtyfrank May 26, 2009 0:22:44	Cigar shark. Bull shark or Tiger shark?
#2595 Reg06 May 26, 2009 0:27:11	Both are terrifying in their own right. Maneater, or omnivore? Bull shark ftw. Whale shark or nurse shark?
#2596 dirtyfrank May 26, 2009 0:30:04	Whale Shark. Porpoises or sharks?
#2597 Reg06 May 26, 2009 0:38:57	Sharks. Street Sharks or Flipper?
#2598 dirtyfrank May 26, 2009 0:45:05	flipper..... if you're using it in the way i think you might be using it. flip or flop?
#2599 Reg06 May 26, 2009 1:34:08	Flip. Dynamic or incredible?
#2600 The-Mage-King May 26, 2009 7:47:53	Incredible. Now, what's all this then?
#2601 dirtyfrank May 26, 2009 8:31:52	Awesomeness. Awesomeness or greatness?
#2602 ellorin May 26, 2009 8:33:07	Greatness. Favourite icecream flavour?
#2603 dirtyfrank May 26, 2009 8:35:10	Vanilla. Vanilla or chocolate?
#2604 ellorin May 26, 2009 8:37:24	Chocolate. Tennis or table tennis?
#2605 The-Mage-King May 26, 2009 8:43:34	Wii tennis. Nintendo or Sega?
#2606 ellorin May 26, 2009 8:52:28	Nintendo. Checkers or Domino?
#2607 dirtyfrank May 26, 2009 9:17:17	Domino. Dominoes or Dynamos?
#2608 The-Mage-King May 26, 2009 9:20:40	...Fire... DId you expect that?
#2609 zombie_babies May 26, 2009 9:23:59	Sadly, yes. ;) :P What's the funnest thing you've ever not done?
#2610 The-Mage-King May 26, 2009 9:25:18	...Fire... Did you expect that?
#2611 dirtyfrank May 26, 2009 9:29:22	Yes. Dominoes or Dynamos?
#2612 The-Mage-King May 26, 2009 9:30:50	...Fire... Assuming that this continues, will the universe explode before we give up the joke? Explain your answer in a short essay.
#2613 dirtyfrank May 26, 2009 9:31:48	What joke?
#2614 ellorin May 26, 2009 9:32:56	I don't know what you're talking about. Apples or Oranges?
#2615 The-Mage-King May 26, 2009 9:33:42	...Fire... Did you expect this?
#2616 dirtyfrank May 26, 2009 9:34:59	Yes, and it's extremely dumb. Dominoes or Dynamos?
#2617 ellorin May 26, 2009 9:35:46	Dynamos...What kind of a silly question was that? We should kill a king for this(I'm currently listening to Rainbow). Do you know any king we should kill?
#2618 dirtyfrank May 26, 2009 9:37:11	The-Mage-King?
#2619 The-Mage-King May 26, 2009 9:43:00	No. Now, what's all this then?
#2620 dirtyfrank May 26, 2009 9:44:42	What do you mean?
#2621 The-Mage-King May 26, 2009 9:47:25	Spam? Spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam, wonderful spam. What episode of "Monty Python's Flying Circus" did that song appear in?
#2622 ellorin May 26, 2009 10:01:53	This one Do you like volleyball?
#2623 The-Mage-King May 26, 2009 10:03:18	No. Who is Mr. Neutron?
#2624 ellorin May 26, 2009 10:04:18	Mrs. Neutron's husband. Why should we care about mr. Neutron?
#2625 The-Mage-King May 26, 2009 10:11:10	Because he's the single most dangerous man in the world. Where do Mr. and Mrs. Brainsample hail from?
#2626 zombie_babies May 26, 2009 10:12:38	Craniumville. What's the funnest thing you've ever not done?
#2627 The-Mage-King May 26, 2009 10:13:28	...Fire... Now, what's all this then?
#2628 zombie_babies May 26, 2009 10:18:56	Something incredibly juvenile and bereft of humor/entertainment. What's the funnest thing you've ever not done?
#2629 dirtyfrank May 26, 2009 11:56:12	I'm not sure. Sure or not sure?
#2630 zombie_babies May 26, 2009 11:59:59	Not Sure. Ever seen Idiocracy?
#2631 ellorin May 26, 2009 11:59:59	Not sure. If an alien appeared before you and asked you what he should pick up as a souvenir from Earth, what would you suggest?
#2632 zombie_babies May 26, 2009 12:01:12	A plaster cast of my massive tool. You want one too, dontcha?
#2633 Reg06 May 26, 2009 12:03:16	It'll go with my Keith Richards plaster. That is to say... hrm. Change the subject?
#2634 zombie_babies May 26, 2009 12:05:56	Why?
#2635 dirtyfrank May 26, 2009 12:11:37	Because we can. Is it possible for us to change the subject?
#2636 zombie_babies May 26, 2009 12:14:37	Possibly. Did we just do it?
#2637 ellorin May 26, 2009 13:00:54	I suppose... What's our new subject?
#2638 zombie_babies May 26, 2009 13:03:43	Something snuggly. Sound ok?
#2639 ellorin May 26, 2009 13:05:58	I'm all for smuggly. Are you?
#2640 EscherEnigma May 26, 2009 13:07:29	Not with jail bait. Are you jail bait?
#2641 zombie_babies May 26, 2009 13:09:53	Not for about 14 years now. Is snuggling with jailbait illegal?
#2642 spellwyrm May 26, 2009 13:14:19	Only if you get caught. Is the thrill of getting caught worth it?
#2643 dirtyfrank May 26, 2009 13:17:48	No. Roadside or countryside?
#2644 EscherEnigma May 26, 2009 13:18:44	For some I'm sure it is, but I'm not part of that some. Countryside, cops are more likely to look in on cars on the roadside. Are you part of that some?
#2645 spellwyrm May 26, 2009 13:19:29	No, of course not! Are the country places better then the urban places?
#2646 ellorin May 26, 2009 14:04:09	Some are magnificent, some hellholes. Bach or Mozart?
#2647 s-marrow May 26, 2009 14:24:13	Bach Who is the prince of the moon?
#2648 ellorin May 26, 2009 14:28:55	Dirtyfrank. Why is he hiding his title?
#2649 EscherEnigma May 26, 2009 14:30:34	Well, it's sort of like being the King of Nevada. Sure, it sounds all swanky, but no one would take you seriously if they knew. Would you take someone that claimed to be the King of America seriously?
#2650 s-marrow May 26, 2009 14:40:54	Depends. How many guns is he aiming at my face?
#2651 EscherEnigma May 26, 2009 14:50:00	The King of America was a very nice man, from all accounts, so I doubt he would aim any guns at your face. So, with that in mind, would you take someone that claimed to be the King of America seriously?
#2652 Reg06 May 26, 2009 14:54:17	Maybe not him, but the King of California I might. Michael Douglas or Kirk Douglas?
#2653 s-marrow May 26, 2009 17:10:19	I wouldn't know either of those people, so I'll say Kirk Douglas. Because Michael is a boring name. What is the android's conundrum?
#2654 EscherEnigma May 26, 2009 17:13:05	Whether it's within it's programming to actively sacrifice the few for the good of the many, or to passively let many suffer for the good of the few. Do you find it annoying when the hero does a stupid move to save his one true love, when you know that the movie is going to kill her off before the sequel anyway so the hero can get with a new pretty young thing?
#2655 spellwyrm May 26, 2009 17:18:15	Yes. That's why I appreciate the Austin Powers humor towards that plot device. Is it wrong to lurk so much, and post so little, only coming out of hiding to feed and type?
#2656 Reg06 May 26, 2009 18:19:58	Worse things could happen. Do you like the smell of welding?
#2657 Mad_Jack May 26, 2009 19:39:55	I'm actually sort of fond of the smell of burning metal. Start working on a vague half-formed idea or look for more reference material?
#2658 s-marrow May 26, 2009 19:41:13	Vague half-formed ideas always! Why is mad jack mad?
#2659 Reg06 May 26, 2009 19:46:54	wizards diD it. dO you liKe figs?
#2660 dirtyfrank May 26, 2009 22:49:15	Sure. Straight or bent?
#2661 EscherEnigma May 26, 2009 23:02:59	Do I really need to answer that question?
#2662 dirtyfrank May 26, 2009 23:04:15	Not if you don't want to. Oblong or oval?
#2663 EscherEnigma May 26, 2009 23:07:29	My inner-13-year-old prefers "oblong" because it has the word "long" in it. I punch my inner-13-year-old and choose "oval" because it has a 'v' in it, and that's not one of the more common letters. My inner-13-year-old snickers about similarities between "oval" and "ovum" and "ovulate". I let out a sigh and look for the inner-13-year-old-proof duct tape. Do you have an inner-13-year-old?
#2664 dirtyfrank May 26, 2009 23:13:12	I don't think so. Should I have an inner-13-year-old?
#2665 EscherEnigma May 26, 2009 23:14:20	Do I look like a shrink to you, bub?
#2666 s-marrow May 27, 2009 1:53:32	A little bit, yes. Do I look like a cosmopolitan?
#2667 EscherEnigma May 27, 2009 1:56:48	What, the drink? I certainly hope not. You should probably see a doctor if you do. Does S-Marrow look like an alcoholic beverage?
#2668 ellorin May 27, 2009 2:05:58	No, he's perfectly fine on that account. If you were an alcoholic beverage, what would you be?
#2669 EscherEnigma May 27, 2009 2:08:41	If we're going for apropos, a fruity mixed drink. If we're going for irony, whiskey. Is drinking an exercise in masochism?
#2670 ellorin May 27, 2009 2:29:42	After a certain point I suppose so... Is bureaucracy dangerous to human sanity?
#2671 spellwyrm May 27, 2009 2:50:27	Of course not. Everyone knows that human beings are already an insane species to begin with. Is is wrong to hound a relative for money when you know they're loaded and stingy?
#2672 s-marrow May 27, 2009 3:08:28	Yes. You should just go all Robin Hood on them and steal their valuables to give to the poor (if that should include yourself, so be it). Have you ever superglued your hands together?
#2673 spellwyrm May 27, 2009 3:14:34	Thrice times unfortunate. Once on purpose, and twice by accident. Have YOU ever superglued your fingers together?
#2674 ellorin May 27, 2009 3:18:04	It was a close thing. Have you ever made a narrow escape?
#2675 spellwyrm May 27, 2009 3:21:12	Once. But luckily, I shot first. Is it right to feel wrong, yet wrong to feel right?
#2676 s-marrow May 27, 2009 3:28:06	...no. Are you excited for party times?
#2677 Reg06 May 27, 2009 7:22:17	Kinda. Do you get down?
#2678 s-marrow May 27, 2009 7:34:58	Sure, I've worked in the basement facilities before. What kind of accessory would you want to activate your special powers?
#2679 ellorin May 27, 2009 8:19:54	My cellphone. What is your special power?
#2680 dirtyfrank May 27, 2009 8:22:00	The super amazing ability to be normal. What's your special power?
#2681 s-marrow May 27, 2009 8:38:08	I have the special ability gained from countless hours (okay maybe a couple hundred) in a secretarial job to speak and say absolutely nothing at the same time. What is 2+2?
#2682 zombie_babies May 27, 2009 8:38:43	None. I don't wannna be special. My mom told me I was special once. Once. An orgy. What's the deal with special powahs?
#2683 s-marrow May 27, 2009 8:43:18	2 for one on Thursday nights at Marrow's Powah Shack! Will you be paying in appendages or credit?
#2684 dirtyfrank May 27, 2009 9:51:55	appendages. How many arms and legs?
#2685 zombie_babies May 27, 2009 9:57:54	NOARMSNOLEGS Tastiest brains: human, elven, dwarven or "other"?
#2686 ellorin May 27, 2009 12:09:23	Gnome-it's MONSTROUSLY tasty. Should we serve it in a jar or still attached to the gnome?
#2687 EscherEnigma May 27, 2009 12:43:11	"Gnome brains, though popular in Cantonesse cuisine, are seldom to be found in Washington D.C.!" Does it annoy you when someone gives a tangentally related quote instead of a direct answer?
#2688 ellorin May 27, 2009 12:49:44	Occasionally-not this time though. Does this mean that Gnome brains cost extra in Washington D.C.?
#2689 rake May 27, 2009 12:51:16	No. Mind-reading or invisibility? (Both 'at-will' not constant or passive.)
#2690 ellorin May 27, 2009 13:14:33	Invisibility. Displacer Beast steak or Roast Pseudodragon?
#2691 rake May 27, 2009 13:27:38	Supposedly, it's hard to top dragon steak. Invisibility or talking to animals?
#2692 s-marrow May 27, 2009 13:46:35	Invisibility. Honestly, I'd rather not be able to talk to other humans half of the time. How do you spell destruction?
#2693 EscherEnigma May 27, 2009 13:48:43	N. A. P. A. L. M. How do you spell creation?
#2694 rake May 27, 2009 13:50:20	L. E. G. O. S. Invisibility or Flight?
#2695 EscherEnigma May 27, 2009 13:54:00	Invisibility. Who thought that "flight", by itself, was a good super power?
#2696 rake May 27, 2009 14:17:47	I'd take it. Oh, it's not better than invisibility or mind-reading (or even talking to animals) for solving or fighting crimes, but it'd be incredibly fun to have. Nothing says you'd have to be 'super' about it. Let's see. Invisibility, or postcognition (the ability to divine the history of an item or place)?
#2697 Reg06 May 28, 2009 7:28:17	Invisibiliy. I won't need postcognition because I'll know the history of everything (i.e. I took it). Which one superpower would you like to have, assuming you got all of the required minor superpowers to make it worth using?
#2698 s-marrow May 28, 2009 7:33:08	invulnerability to physical damage. Great prank material. Is your refrigerator running?
#2699 rake May 28, 2009 8:14:01	Yes, but I caught it this morning. I don't know what the big deal is, it can't fit through my apartment door. Invisibility, or the ability to influence others via a suggestion-type Jedi mind trick?
#2700 zombie_babies May 28, 2009 9:15:36	Invisibility. How sad does one have to be to constantly fantasize about which super power that they'll never have would be best? :P
#2701 The-Mage-King May 28, 2009 9:42:48	Cheerful. Who likes cake?
#2702 1_ton_ghost May 28, 2009 10:22:59	(paraphrased) "Let me just clear up some misconceptions about the mentally retarded. First, they don't rule the night, no one does. Second, don't look 'em in the eye. Sets them on edge. They'll come at you like a whirling dervish, all fists and elbows and you're left screaming, 'No, no!' and all they hear is, 'Who wants cake?'...and they all want cake." -Steven Colbert Wtf is drinkability?
#2703 zombie_babies May 28, 2009 10:27:14	Certainly not anything Bud Light has. Blech. If 'drinkability' was something, what would name it as a quality?
#2704 EscherEnigma May 28, 2009 10:58:34	Dr. Pepper. Is having a job where your work week ends Thursday worth having to start your work week on Sunday?
#2705 zombie_babies May 28, 2009 12:20:45	For me, no. I play D&D on Sundays and also do some family stuff on occasion. I'd rather not reschedule stuff. You?
#2706 EscherEnigma May 28, 2009 12:24:32	It means I don't have to use my lunch break to pay bills and run errands, and it's not like I was doing anything interesting on Sundays anyway. Does Thursday morning maintenance annoy you?
#2707 zombie_babies May 28, 2009 12:25:54	Yes. It happens to also coincide with work's auto virus scan. Why in god's name they decided to do that during the middle of a work day I'll never know ... Any policy or practice at work you can't fathom?
#2708 EscherEnigma May 28, 2009 12:35:31	There are none that I can't fathom, but there are some that I disagree with. I was about to ask a 'would you rather' question here, but instead: Do you collect bobble-heads?
#2709 zombie_babies May 28, 2009 12:39:36	Nope. Don't own nary a one. Would you like a bobble-head crafted in your image?
#2710 EscherEnigma May 28, 2009 12:43:56	I think I've got a big enough head as is, I don't need it inflated and put on a spring. But if I had reason to believe it would actually sell, I would go for it a second. I mean really, how many people get kitschy toys made in their image? That would be awesome. Would you want a kitschy toy made in your image?
#2711 1_ton_ghost May 28, 2009 12:44:56	No, gonna' have to go w/ the golden calf. All or nothing, you know? Fav false idol?
#2712 EscherEnigma May 28, 2009 12:52:29	New York's "Wall Street Bull". It's gotten worshipped even. Was that tasteless on my part?
#2713 1_ton_ghost May 28, 2009 12:54:45	No, not at all. Relevant, witty even. And the bear(ish) market? Are they making worthy sacrifices (job losses) to appease it's great appetite and placate it's growing wrath?
#2714 EscherEnigma May 28, 2009 13:39:12	Heck if I know. I work at a university library, and we're only suffering mild budget cuts so the whole economy thing hasn't been affecting me in major ways, so I've been largely blind to what's going on. How much attention do you give to the news?
#2715 rake May 28, 2009 13:46:06	None; I don't watch tv. Invisibility or x-ray vision?
#2716 karatekari May 28, 2009 13:50:49	Invisibility. If you had x-ray vision, would you be worried about giving everyone cancer just by looking at them?
#2717 EscherEnigma May 28, 2009 13:51:04	Invisibility. Not if I had lead sunglasses. Since when is TV the only news outlet?
#2718 s-marrow May 28, 2009 13:52:40	Since 2037 when World War III wiped out all...oh, wait. You people are still living in the past...right... What is your favorite colloquialism?
#2719 dirtyfrank May 28, 2009 13:52:52	Invisibility because X-ray vision doesn't work the way that it's explained in fantasy and our sun doesn't produce enough X-rays, nor are enough emitted by objects, to be of any use. X-ray vision would be useless unless you carried an X-ray lamp around with you. If you didn't then you'd just be blind (in the X-ray portion of the light spectrum). Ending words with in' instead of ing. X-ray vision or Infrared vision?
#2720 s-marrow May 28, 2009 13:56:26	(Dang, you got triple ninja'd, frank.) Infrared. I believe it has less of a chance of giving people cancer... What would the best button in the world say?
#2721 EscherEnigma May 28, 2009 13:57:14	Infrared. "Push me for punch" the ability to hear sonic wavelengths shorter then the normal human ability to perceive, or the ability to hear sonic wavelengths logner then the normal human ability to perceive?
#2722 karatekari May 28, 2009 13:57:52	"Push to dispense Johnny Depp." Shorter. What would the worst button in the world say?
#2723 EscherEnigma May 28, 2009 14:00:38	"I regret to inform you, but this wish granting button is currently malfunctioning. Please check back next milennia." Would you want a sign that says the things that need to be said but y ou don't want to say?
#2724 karatekari May 28, 2009 14:02:00	No, I usually just say those things anyway. If we could clone dinosaurs, would you want one as a pet?
#2725 s-marrow May 28, 2009 14:02:54	...Did you learn nothing from Jurassic Park?
#2726 rake May 28, 2009 14:04:56	What kind of loser doesn't want a dinosaur pet, AND forgets to ask a question? : P
#2727 EscherEnigma May 28, 2009 14:07:16	I am unaware of what variety of "loser", to use your term, would not want a dinosaur for a pet, but I certainly would not. Were you attempting to imply that you were that specific variety of "loser", to both not want a pet dinosaur and to forget to ask a question?
#2728 dirtyfrank May 28, 2009 14:07:31	Yes. What kind of loser didn't notice that there was a question presented?
#2729 EscherEnigma May 28, 2009 14:09:36	Well I certainly won't pretend to know, it's awful hard to see such little things from up here, you know. Should I try to be even more pretentiouis and arrogant then I already am?
#2730 rake May 28, 2009 14:10:08	Were you attempting to imply that you were that specific variety of "loser", to both not want a pet dinosaur and to forget to ask a question? No! Yes. You shut up! What kind of loser didn't notice that there was a question presented? Y.. your face! That's what kind! *runs away and forgets to ask a question*
#2731 zombie_babies May 28, 2009 14:10:56	Should I try to be even more pretentiouis and arrogant then I already am? That's a possibility? :P
#2732 s-marrow May 28, 2009 14:12:10	Anything is possible...with imagination! Do you share my love for semantics?
#2733 EscherEnigma May 28, 2009 14:13:49	It will be difficult, and the effort would be beyond the imagination of you lot on the ground, but I think through sheer stint of effort and sweat of my brow (carefully collected so as not to stain my clothes) I can manage it. I might have to build a second tower though, a bit taller then the first, with a little path between them. Only insofar as I can use it to make myself sound even more arrogant and pompous and above you rapscallions. ... did I just slip into a Monty Python parody from talking about arrogance?
#2734 rake May 28, 2009 14:17:41	It will be difficult, and the effort would be beyond the imagination of you lot on the ground, but I think through sheer stint of effort and sweat of my brow (carefully collected so as not to stain my clothes) I can manage it. I might have to build a second tower though, a bit taller then the first, with a little path between them. Only insofar as I can use it to make myself sound even more arrogant and pompous and above you rapscallions. ... did I just slip into a Monty Python parody from talking about arrogance? Do you have any cheese for sale?
#2735 Reg06 May 28, 2009 16:49:25	Why would I get rid of my cheese? Are Monty Python quotes funny?
#2736 karatekari May 28, 2009 16:55:48	Always. Does your father smell of elderberries?
#2737 Reg06 May 28, 2009 17:11:46	Not really. Does quoting Monty Python defeat the purpose of Monty Python being quotable?
#2738 EscherEnigma May 28, 2009 17:25:47	Pretty much. Monty Python was based largely on random surreal humor, so when it gets locked in place and gets quoted, it kinda defeats the purpose. Wait, does that actually make sense? I mean, I don't even like Monty Python for the most part, I think it's just "OK", what am I doing analyzing their humor and the way people relate to it?
#2739 s-marrow May 28, 2009 17:51:10	*quickly hides mind suggestion ray gun* Dunno, lad. It's probably nothing to worry about or investigate further in any way. Would you like a cup of nice relaxing tea right now?
#2740 EscherEnigma May 28, 2009 17:56:26	Nah, I'm off work in 5 minutes and my driving is too erratic and crazy for the tea to stay in the cup. Can you balance an egg so it's standing up vertically (that is, the long side of the egg is pointed straight up)?
#2741 s-marrow May 28, 2009 18:19:37	Easily, with a little adhesive assistance. Why do laptop power cords suck so much?
#2742 Reg06 May 28, 2009 21:44:28	Because you forgot to plug it in. Have you ever seen something so stupid people might think you pulled your story off a chain email?
#2743 s-marrow May 28, 2009 22:57:08	My dear, I see at least three displays of such idiocy on any good week at my job. Do you like round trashcans or squarish trashcans better?
#2744 toastedamphibian May 28, 2009 23:38:11	Round. The square ones dont roll down the street when it rains, they just kind of slide. Do you ever have to chase your belongings when the weather turns bad?
#2745 s-marrow May 29, 2009 6:51:00	Yes, hurricane force winds occasionally involve chasing. Is it time for a yakity sax sequence?
#2746 ellorin May 29, 2009 7:00:56	I think so. Any ideas?
#2747 Reg06 May 29, 2009 7:20:12	Jazz flute?
#2748 zombie_babies May 29, 2009 8:47:33	**** no. Are you simply an insect floating helplessly down the river of time?
#2749 dirtyfrank May 29, 2009 8:54:35	I wouldn't exactly call it floating. Are we going up or down?
#2750 zombie_babies May 29, 2009 8:57:15	I don't think it matters so long as we continue to float. Umm. Yeah. Does it help to think thoughts through before posting them?
#2751 dirtyfrank May 29, 2009 8:58:39	Sometimes. Think before acting or act before thinking?
#2752 zombie_babies May 29, 2009 9:01:32	Depends. Sometimes it's fun to leap before you look. Others it's just not worth it. Always thinkin'?
#2753 dirtyfrank May 29, 2009 9:02:36	Most of the time. Gone fishin'?
#2754 zombie_babies May 29, 2009 9:11:28	Not in a couple years. My brother was supposed to call me to go recently but never did. The last time was when I was on vacation in the Outer Banks. Costs more to charter a boat for a day than it does to rent a house for a week. Snorkel or SCUBA?
#2755 1_ton_ghost May 29, 2009 9:17:04	Scuba definetly. And when they say "fire coral" off port in Nassau, they f'ing mean it. Self-explanatory in terms of how it feels when you graze it. Piano trebuchet or Toddler ballista?
#2756 s-marrow May 29, 2009 9:19:35	Shame on you for asking such a question! The ballistic effectiveness of toddlers has long since been disproved after extensive testing. What would you do with a golden oboe?
#2757 zombie_babies May 29, 2009 9:20:26	Toddler ballista. See, back in WWII, the Stukka dive bomber was fitted with a siren to inspire terror in those they were about to bomb. Screaming toddlers would do much the same, I'd imagine. And with no extra incurred cost! Melt it and make me a pimpadellic grill. Femur spear or Molotov *******? EDIT: Replace ******* with "coinpurse" to get the idea. ;)
#2758 1_ton_ghost May 29, 2009 10:27:33	Spear I guess. Actually, the prospect is kinda' intriguing. It will last longer and make for an interesting mantle piece whereas the incindiary, at some point, a drunken house guest is going to try and drink it, someone knock it over, etc. Too risky. Motoltov C0cktease (Venture Bros.) or Natasha (Rocky & Bullwinkle)?
#2759 karatekari May 29, 2009 10:29:40	Molotov junk. Clearly it's not attached to me, and I think my willingness to yank off someone else's, uhhh, family jewels and toss them at my enemy would prove to be a good intimidation tactic. Gadget (Chip n' Dale Rescue Rangers) What's the weirdest thing you've ever collected?
#2760 1_ton_ghost May 29, 2009 10:40:31	You have defaulted to Natasha, or at least Boris maybe. Besides, Zipper was infinetly more interesting that Chip.;) Most interesting collection(s)? Bones. Cattle, bats, canine, and human (don't ask). Worst job/carreer you've had (present or otherwise)?
#2761 s-marrow May 29, 2009 10:46:10	Front desk secretary What would you do if I sang out of tune?
#2762 karatekari May 29, 2009 10:54:24	I'd stand up and walk out on you. Are you lonesome tonight?
#2763 ellorin May 29, 2009 10:58:32	A little. Are you an Elvis fan?
#2764 s-marrow May 29, 2009 11:01:18	I'm a mild fan. What grade of salsa do you prefer?
#2765 karatekari May 29, 2009 11:05:58	Verde. Qdoba, Chipotle, or Moes?
#2766 Reg06 May 29, 2009 17:01:04	I think Chipotle. Taco truck or buritto chain (like Qdoba, or Chipotle)?
#2767 rake May 30, 2009 10:52:14	Taco truck or buritto chain (like Qdoba, or Chipotle)? Taco truck. Invisibility (at will) or the ability to 'see' six seconds into the future?
#2768 ellorin May 30, 2009 15:30:57	Hm...it's the sixth invisibility question from you Rake . Any theories about Rake's bizarre passion for invisibility?
#2769 s-marrow May 30, 2009 15:40:51	Maybe it's a subtle way of suggesting that we all disappear... What would be the optimal disguise for infiltrating an underground disco bar?
#2770 EscherEnigma May 30, 2009 15:43:12	A pair of plain blue overalls that says something like "Sanitation Engineer" and "Al" What would be the wisest investment for a thieves guild?
#2771 s-marrow May 30, 2009 15:49:53	Lots and lots of high-grade rivets. What would be the least wise investment for a thieves guild?
#2772 1_ton_ghost May 30, 2009 20:03:45	An advertising campaign. Of the many genres of thief (assassin, burglar & boxman, cutpurse, con/face man, acrobat, smuggler, etc, make a legit one up), which do you ID w/ the most?
#2773 Reg06 May 30, 2009 20:46:47	Depending upon the hour, catburglar or conman. Would you rather have a powerfist or a vorpal sword?
#2774 Ragnar_Lodbrok May 30, 2009 21:48:36	Wait... you're asking me to "choose" between a powerful magic blade, and a robotic fist? Is that supposed to be a question? Me like swords. Vorpal sword FTW! Why have I not begun slaughtering humanity yet?
#2775 Reg06 May 30, 2009 21:49:17	Because you are a skraeling. See what I did there?
#2776 Ragnar_Lodbrok May 30, 2009 21:56:14	Not really. I forget... wasn't Skraeling the Norse term for the Native Americans?
#2777 Reg06 May 30, 2009 22:01:01	Yeah. But it possibly came from the word for weakling, or scrawny person. Do you like 'em knorr-breasted?
#2778 ellorin May 31, 2009 15:18:35	Sometimes. Why did the chicken charge the mailman?
#2779 s-marrow May 31, 2009 15:34:31	Because that gives it a +2 to attack rolls. What is the proper procedure for scaring sheep?
#2780 ellorin May 31, 2009 15:38:33	One should dress up as a wolf and howl. Why did the mailman charge the chicken?
#2781 EscherEnigma May 31, 2009 15:44:27	Insufficient postage. What do you think of the sexual undertones to "Little Red Riding Hood" (especially older versions)?
#2782 ellorin May 31, 2009 15:47:46	Almost as creepy as Rumpelstinskin's. Which Grim story do you consider to be the creepiest?
#2783 Reg06 May 31, 2009 17:06:16	Haven't read any of 'em. Did you like The Brothers Grimm?
#2784 sier_labeguileuse_dup May 31, 2009 21:53:20	nope. Who loves CAKE?!
#2785 s-marrow May 31, 2009 22:37:56	Everyone except the French peasantry. Do sheep go to heaven?
#2786 EscherEnigma May 31, 2009 22:46:20	Only if you like lambchops. Preferred exercise?
#2787 Reg06 May 31, 2009 22:49:25	Fighting. Or hunting people. Or running away from people. Climbing stuff is good to. Preferred jazzercise?
#2788 Ragnar_Lodbrok May 31, 2009 22:49:35	Sword practice. Preferably without the jazz. Preferred sword?
#2789 sier_labeguileuse_dup May 31, 2009 22:52:47	Lightsaber. vroooo-uummmmmm Pie or cake?
#2790 Reg06 May 31, 2009 23:01:24	As a whole, I suppose pie, but marginally so. Are you a problematic posters?
#2791 EscherEnigma May 31, 2009 23:03:48	Pie. Nice meaty pies. Like chicken pot pie, or shephard's pie, or other sorts of filling meat pies that are a meal. Would you could you in a hat?
#2792 Reg06 May 31, 2009 23:51:07	Were it for a rat. Lithium or bacterium battery?
#2793 s-marrow Jun 01, 2009 7:15:20	Whichever one explodes better. How do you like them apples?
#2794 zombie_babies Jun 01, 2009 8:23:02	I don't. What's the big idea?
#2795 ellorin Jun 01, 2009 8:25:22	It's too big to be described here. Who shot the sheriff?
#2796 zombie_babies Jun 01, 2009 8:31:31	Some dood. What is it when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie?
#2797 ellorin Jun 01, 2009 8:33:32	Eh...which eye? It's too complicated-we should ask the Master of Silly Questions. Who is the Master of Silly Questions?
#2798 The-Mage-King Jun 01, 2009 8:33:53	Amore. What? Is it a crime to go to enough Italian resturants that the music get's stuck in your head? Damn ninja chull... I am. Do you like Italian food?
#2799 zombie_babies Jun 01, 2009 8:37:11	Sometimes. It don't like me too much, though. Got any foods that don't like you?
#2800 The-Mage-King Jun 01, 2009 8:41:49	Not really. Is that a bit odd?
#2801 zombie_babies Jun 01, 2009 8:42:48	Nah. I actually know pickier peeples. What do you walk like?
#2802 The-Mage-King Jun 01, 2009 8:45:58	A human. What would you say if someone yelled 'Zombie'?
#2803 zombie_babies Jun 01, 2009 8:48:59	Brains. What would you say if someone yelled "fire"? :P
#2804 The-Mage-King Jun 01, 2009 8:52:04	Gimme! Is that at all wierd?
#2805 zombie_babies Jun 01, 2009 9:02:03	Not from you it isn't. Did you say he's just a friend?
#2806 The-Mage-King Jun 01, 2009 9:03:44	Whut? Would you be likely to play in this?
#2807 zombie_babies Jun 01, 2009 9:06:06	Nope. I don't feel that I'm on these board thingies reliably enough to commit to a game. It's got nothing to do with the game itself, I just don't wanna be the guy everybody is waitin' on all the time. What's the creepiest thing you ever et?
#2808 The-Mage-King Jun 01, 2009 9:08:45	I don't eat anything creepy, unless you count 'bread with butter and sugar on it' as creepy. Why wouldn't you?
#2809 zombie_babies Jun 01, 2009 9:10:42	I just can't. Why would you?
#2810 The-Mage-King Jun 01, 2009 9:12:01	Whut? Where did I get that line?
#2811 zombie_babies Jun 01, 2009 9:14:22	How should I know?
#2812 The-Mage-King Jun 01, 2009 9:15:36	Discworld books is where I got it, actually. Is it sad that we're the only people posting on this?
#2813 zombie_babies Jun 01, 2009 9:17:12	Nah. It's normal to have only a couple people posting. I imagine it will pick up later. Are you glad I stopped rating all new threads in the OTT 1 star?
#2814 The-Mage-King Jun 01, 2009 9:18:45	Not really. Say, do you think it'd be funny if we both did that?
#2815 zombie_babies Jun 01, 2009 9:20:55	Nah. I had to stop cuz it wasn't funny any longer. An' cuz my brain was starting to make it something I had to do. An' that ain't cool. I'm nuts, aren't I?
#2816 The-Mage-King Jun 01, 2009 9:24:09	Only by a normal person's point of view. Is that true about everyone here?
#2817 zombie_babies Jun 01, 2009 9:44:33	I don't think so. Just the lucky few. Did you know that at one time I had every post of the first five pages of this forum rated?
#2818 The-Mage-King Jun 01, 2009 9:50:37	Really? Cool. How many boards could the mongols hoard if the mongols could hoard boards?
#2819 zombie_babies Jun 01, 2009 9:57:50	Umm. A couple I guess. What if?
#2820 The-Mage-King Jun 01, 2009 10:00:47	Whut? Again, would you be willing to play in this?
#2821 zombie_babies Jun 01, 2009 10:06:48	Willing, sure. Able, certainly not. What was the longest day you ever had?
#2822 s-marrow Jun 01, 2009 10:12:42	The day of the summer solstice, I imagine. What is the hair colour of the shortest person you know?
#2823 The-Mage-King Jun 01, 2009 10:13:03	I don't remember. Even if it's a 'drop in, drop out' style game that you don't really need to show up much?
#2824 zombie_babies Jun 01, 2009 10:15:39	Yeah. I just can't devote the attention, I'm afraid. Sowwies! How many of your friends are taller than you?
#2825 The-Mage-King Jun 01, 2009 10:16:42	I'm 6'1". How many do you think? Do you know any Chuck Norris jokes?
#2826 s-marrow Jun 01, 2009 10:28:31	Sadly, not enough that I could write them all down on paper and cause effective blockage if I then jammed the aforementioned paper down the throat of the next person I heard tell a Chuck Norris joke. Mono or stereo?
#2827 EscherEnigma Jun 01, 2009 10:30:08	whichever my current sound output device will support. How many roads must a man walk?
#2828 The-Mage-King Jun 01, 2009 10:31:16	Fourty two. What are the three things that the artifical brain must know?
#2829 EscherEnigma Jun 01, 2009 10:33:32	the three laws of robotics. When will I find the perfect pair of shorts?
#2830 The-Mage-King Jun 01, 2009 10:35:31	What? I don't understand. Where's the tea?
#2831 s-marrow Jun 01, 2009 10:47:29	I lent my teapot to Mr. Russell and he still hasn't returned it for some reason... What is the worst soda?
#2832 The-Mage-King Jun 01, 2009 10:51:09	Orange. Would anyone, save Zombie Babies, like to join this?
#2833 EscherEnigma Jun 01, 2009 10:55:30	I'm sure somebody will be interested, but... Why not Zombie Babies, and wouldn't the Play-by-Post Haven be a better spot for it?
#2834 The-Mage-King Jun 01, 2009 10:57:32	Not Zombie Babies because he already said he didn't have enough time for it. And not Play by Post Haven because I forgot about there. It's been so long... Think I should shamelessly plug it in the Grand Edition War threads?
#2835 Reg06 Jun 01, 2009 11:11:06	The what? Are you interested in replacing your legs with bionic super legs?
#2836 The-Mage-King Jun 01, 2009 11:12:26	No. Necrotic super legs, maybe... Evocation or Necromancy?
#2837 EscherEnigma Jun 01, 2009 11:12:41	Nope. My first cybernetic replacement is going to be my nose. Evocation, I may be Lawful Evil, but I have standards. Do you dream of a day when they finally announce they're looking for volunteers to test the new cybernetic nose replacement surgery, and you can show up eager with a misreable drippy nose capable of gale force winds and sonic booms and a desperate cry of "please, cure me of this horrid curse!"? Well, do you?
#2838 The-Mage-King Jun 01, 2009 11:13:52	No, and I'm a ninja. Like the new sig?
#2839 s-marrow Jun 01, 2009 11:16:33	It is a remarkably modest statement. What is the best advice you can think of to give a five year old?
#2840 EscherEnigma Jun 01, 2009 11:18:42	Ah, you jumped on my bandwagon! That gives me warm fuzzy feelings inside. ... wait, no, that's just that burrito I ate. I probably should have stopped when I noticed the "fuzzy" part but I was kinda hungry. "Listen kid, there are no original mistakes, no original sins. Everything you do will just be like a repeat on late-night television to those around you. You will never be anything new. And you won't believe me, and that's what makes you so gosh darned cute." So, if you're chomping down on a nice sandwich, and you notice someone slipped a live mouse into it, but the little bugger is wrapped up in seaweed like a little fuzzy piece of sushi, do you keep going or throw out the sandwich and put the guy on your bosses desk?
#2841 Forgember Jun 01, 2009 16:34:06	Yeah I would stop eating the sandwich, release the mouse and throw the rest away. If you could live in any D&D setting and be whatever race/class you wanted, what would you chose?
#2842 sier_labeguileuse_dup Jun 01, 2009 16:48:38	If you could live in any D&D setting and be whatever race/class you wanted, what would you chose? Eladrin wizard in eberron. Magical conveniences, cantrips, teleportation - yay for no work! And prestidigitation is the best seasoning ever. Plus - fast metabolism and live hundreds of years. So much goodness. If you could have any one magical power, what would it be?
#2843 Reg06 Jun 01, 2009 17:15:12	Invisbility. Batman or David Bowie?
#2844 KillerGM Jun 01, 2009 17:36:46	Oh wow, that's hard ... *thinks* Batman. With Bowie playing the Joker. Do you like the smell of freshly-cut grass?
#2845 EscherEnigma Jun 01, 2009 17:38:15	No, due to bad associations. Cut grass means green growing things. Green growing things means plants fornicating in my nose and ears. Plants fornicating in my nose and ears means it's the misreable time of year Does your mood change with the seasons?
#2846 dirtyfrank Jun 01, 2009 17:38:30	Yes, because it can smell nice at times. Yes. I tend to get quite depressed during winter. Mondays or Fridays?
#2847 Reg06 Jun 01, 2009 17:38:44	In theory I prefer Fridays, but since I have Mondays off right now, that is in fact a better day. Would you like to go to the Moon?
#2848 KillerGM Jun 01, 2009 17:39:55	Yes! That would be awesome! :D Do you think commonly-available space travel is possible?
#2849 EscherEnigma Jun 01, 2009 17:41:12	Possible? Yes. In our lifetime? Not unless there's some major policy changes. How long is your list of "impossible" things?
#2850 s-marrow Jun 01, 2009 17:41:48	It doesn't exist, as I put no faith in absolutes. Where is the best place to converse with eels?
#2851 KillerGM Jun 01, 2009 17:42:11	Not very, if it exists at all. On your turf - they are crazily territorial! What is the most important thing you want to do before you die?
#2852 dirtyfrank Jun 01, 2009 17:42:45	Throughout our solar system? Yes. To places outside our solar system? No. Long I have not clue. I've never thought about it. Mondays or Fridays?
#2853 Reg06 Jun 01, 2009 17:43:59	In theory I prefer Fridays, but since I have Mondays off right now, that is in fact a better day. What solar body would you most like to visit?
#2854 s-marrow Jun 01, 2009 17:46:02	Your mother I am so sorry for thinking that. Uranu- ...Mars. Would glasses make a horse look more intelligent?
#2855 EscherEnigma Jun 01, 2009 17:46:28	Earth. Fact is, there a hundred thousand interesting places on this planet, if I could just find the time and resources to visit them and give them the time they deserve. Other planets, moons, or stars? Eh, sure they'd be interesting, but you'd be in a suit looking through instruments, and never be able to really feel it. None. You know what I mean? Do you read people's striked through responses?
#2856 Reg06 Jun 01, 2009 17:57:00	Yes. Do you like sporks?
#2857 Forgember Jun 01, 2009 17:57:05	Nope. What would you build to leave your mark on the world?
#2858 Reg06 Jun 01, 2009 18:03:03	A school. With chainsaw hands. Is there such a thing as too awesome?
#2859 s-marrow Jun 01, 2009 18:09:25	Yes. Where I come from, we generally call that "stupid" How many of your fingers do you think are really necessary?
#2860 Reg06 Jun 01, 2009 18:30:49	Just the ones I need to pull the reins on my velociraptor as it jumps through the flaming ring over a shark infested pool. How many is that?
#2861 toastedamphibian Jun 01, 2009 23:12:38	One, as long as it isnt a thumb or a pinky. Thumbs or Pinkies?
#2862 sier_labeguileuse_dup Jun 01, 2009 23:23:16	One, as long as it isnt a thumb or a pinky. Thumbs or Pinkies? thumbs How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?
#2863 dirtyfrank Jun 01, 2009 23:35:14	How many times do you want me to lick it?
#2864 toastedamphibian Jun 01, 2009 23:50:44	How about you come find out?
#2865 dirtyfrank Jun 01, 2009 23:51:44	Where and when?
#2866 toastedamphibian Jun 01, 2009 23:53:22	Right here right now?
#2867 dirtyfrank Jun 01, 2009 23:56:12	*licks tootsie pop* Is that good enough for you?
#2868 sier_labeguileuse_dup Jun 01, 2009 23:57:57	:embarrass Can we talk about something else now?
#2869 EscherEnigma Jun 02, 2009 0:10:38	Heck no. I want to hear more about DF licking TA's tootsie pop. Describe it in detail?
#2870 dirtyfrank Jun 02, 2009 0:12:06	How much detail?
#2871 EscherEnigma Jun 02, 2009 0:13:47	All of it?
#2872 dirtyfrank Jun 02, 2009 0:14:18	The whole nine yards?
#2873 sier_labeguileuse_dup Jun 02, 2009 0:16:37	Is Bruce Willis involved?
#2874 dirtyfrank Jun 02, 2009 0:19:20	.........would it make you enjoy it more if he were?
#2875 toastedamphibian Jun 02, 2009 0:22:12	Can you make that happen?
#2876 sier_labeguileuse_dup Jun 02, 2009 0:25:33	Nope. Who likes cake?
#2877 toastedamphibian Jun 02, 2009 0:31:20	Are you saying DF should put cake on my toosiepop to get Bruce Willis to lick it with him?
#2878 sier_labeguileuse_dup Jun 02, 2009 0:42:22	tsk tsk
#2879 Reg06 Jun 02, 2009 11:41:18	Why doesn't Sier laBeguileuse ask questions?
#2880 zombie_babies Jun 02, 2009 11:43:25	Cuz. How 'bout them interstellar alien overlords?
#2881 Reg06 Jun 02, 2009 11:44:41	SSSH! You'll draw their attention. Are you mad?
#2882 zombie_babies Jun 02, 2009 11:45:12	Nope. More lazily content, I guess. Was that the droid you were looking for?
#2883 ellorin Jun 02, 2009 11:47:50	Yes, thank you ZB. Wasn't that nice of him?
#2884 sier_labeguileuse_dup Jun 02, 2009 11:47:52	Does that sketch make me look fat? :P
#2885 zombie_babies Jun 02, 2009 11:48:59	Chubby. Muffin-toppy. A li'l. Not bad. Really, it's all good. You know how this game works, right?
#2886 sier_labeguileuse_dup Jun 02, 2009 11:53:27	Nope. Does that make me more adorable?
#2887 zombie_babies Jun 02, 2009 11:57:35	Ummm ... no. Did you know that constantly telling people about how adorable you are or asking them if X or Y makes you more adorable actually detracts - substantially - from what little adorableness you may or may not actually have? :P
#2888 ellorin Jun 02, 2009 11:57:40	Sure. Was that the expected answer?
#2889 sier_labeguileuse_dup Jun 02, 2009 11:59:32	nope Isn't insecurity endearing sometimes?
#2890 zombie_babies Jun 02, 2009 12:04:37	No way for me to know. I live in Ohio so I can't exactly give ya a squeeze. Damn answer changers. Umm ... insecurity is not endearing. Insecurity is what made me have to get a new bank card. Had their data been as secure as promised, I'd not have had such an annoyance pop up. So do ya?
#2891 sier_labeguileuse_dup Jun 02, 2009 12:09:40	ya... what's your favorite movie?
#2892 zombie_babies Jun 02, 2009 12:14:43	I don't know. There's too many. If I had to pick one - depending on the day - I may say The Boondock Saints. What's yer fav band/group/dj?
#2893 EscherEnigma Jun 02, 2009 12:18:30	Don't really have one, I like a lot of different things. Some artists I like a lot of their music, some only a bit, and some I'll enjoy until one day I'll just be walking down the street listening to them on my iPod and I'll finally listen to the music and realize that the song I've only been half-paying attention to for three years is about ****. And then I can never enjoy that song/band again. How much do you know about computer security?
#2894 zombie_babies Jun 02, 2009 12:20:59	Not a whole lot. Just keep my anti-virus/spyware crap updated and run scans every week or two. Stay away from bad stuff, never give out info on a site that looks fishy or has never asked for it before, etc. Was there a song you liked that you found out was about **** or was it a hypothetical?
#2895 EscherEnigma Jun 02, 2009 12:24:35	Oh heck if I know the name of the song, but yes. It's kinda embarassing, because the song is explicit about it, I just don't really pay much attention to most songs as I'm listening. It's just the way I listen to music, I suppose. But yeah... my SO still likes the song, I suppose because in the end there's a bit of "karmic justice", but I really don't. In other news, I no longer let his iPod be on shuffle when we're having sex. What songs do you think should not be played during sex?
#2896 zombie_babies Jun 02, 2009 12:26:46	Anything by GWAR or ICP. Most metal. For me, anything really love oriented. For whatever reason that stuff makes me uncomfortable when I hear it around someone I'm into enough to bang. Really I'm just not that into music playin' while I'm gettin' down. Your picks for banned happy fun time music?
#2897 ellorin Jun 02, 2009 12:30:32	Traditional Greek songs from Epirus. Slow and mournful, all of them. Tomasso Albinoni's Adagio in G minore(not a song, of course), although a masterpiece, is completely forbidden in this case. How about yours?
#2898 EscherEnigma Jun 02, 2009 12:32:50	Not much. If anyone is really paying attention to the music then someone is doing something wrong. But date-**** song? Uh, no, I'll pass on that. Should we move to a different line of questioning before someone gets their panties in a twist?
#2899 ellorin Jun 02, 2009 12:33:26	After you. What shall it be?
#2900 EscherEnigma Jun 02, 2009 12:36:43	Well, we've now covered songs not to play during sex, vague blow job jokes, I've hit philosophical questions about the choice between security and freedom pretty often, as well as whether it's better to be true to the self or to fit in, I think we've gotten to every flavor of "what superpower would you want", variants on what fantastic technology you think will be availible in the future... Huh. Is there a new topic we could poke with a stick?
#2901 sier_labeguileuse_dup Jun 02, 2009 12:37:10	Recipes? What's your favorite dessert?
#2902 ellorin Jun 02, 2009 12:38:26	The sea! Do you like swimming?
#2903 zombie_babies Jun 02, 2009 12:39:15	Don't really have one. I like too many. *grumble* It's ok. What do you think about Kimbo Slice being part of TUF 10?
#2904 EscherEnigma Jun 02, 2009 12:39:30	As a rule I am not a fan of "boy bands", as I don't want to be associated with the teeming fangirls that are more commonly associated with them. But most have a song or two I like. I think Blink 182 has the most, at three (All the Small Things, Aliens Exist, What's My Age Again?). Monogamy, yes or no? ... too many ninjas. Gimme a minute to put up a new answer and question. Edit: ZB, I have no idea. What is the secret identity of the Bionic Woman?
#2905 sier_labeguileuse_dup Jun 02, 2009 12:39:33	yes, in theory. I am teh single, tho. Chocolate pie, or chocolate cake?
#2906 ellorin Jun 02, 2009 12:41:01	Cake. Is Sier la Beguilese the Bionic Woman? She immediately and suspiciously changed the subject...
#2907 Reg06 Jun 02, 2009 12:44:55	It would make sense, given the information we already have. Would that worry you?
#2908 EscherEnigma Jun 02, 2009 12:46:03	I always thought the Bionic Woman was Cher... Could I have been wrong all these years?
#2909 sier_labeguileuse_dup Jun 02, 2009 12:46:12	Cake. Is Sier la Beguilese the Bionic Woman? She immediately and suspiciously changed the subject... lol. when I went to post the question was 'monogamy, y/n?' I am not. I am way too weak, uncoordinated, and pudgy to be a bionic woman. Dropping things and eating eclairs weren't that big a part of that, I don't think. Favorite alcoholic beverage? If it's girly, include the recipe :D
#2910 1_ton_ghost Jun 02, 2009 12:46:40	Raspberry Lambic. If you could have the same standard of living (home, car, etc) but live in another locale, where would you live?
#2911 EscherEnigma Jun 02, 2009 12:47:38	Edit: GOD DAMN NINJAS! I QUIT! I'M DONE! I'LL TRY THIS THREAD AGAIN WHEN IT'S SLOWER!!ONE!!ELEVENTY ONE!! *ahem* Coconut rum. I like to spike my Dr. Pepper with it after work. Since I do my exercise right before bed, this can make yoga interesting. Should I change my drinking habits to accomadate my new exercise habits?
#2912 Reg06 Jun 02, 2009 12:48:47	I'll answer Sier's question, because alcohol is more interesting. Stout, or porter. Smoked if possible. Smoked porter. Mmmmmm. That question was answered. Fine. No, you should not change your drinking habits. If anything, it will convince you to work that much harder and get in that much better shape. Stout or porter?
#2913 sier_labeguileuse_dup Jun 02, 2009 12:53:13	Edit: GOD DAMN NINJAS! I QUIT! I'M DONE! I'LL TRY THIS THREAD AGAIN WHEN IT'S SLOWER!!ONE!!ELEVENTY ONE!! *ahem* Coconut rum. I like to spike my Dr. Pepper with it after work. Since I do my exercise right before bed, this can make yoga interesting. Should I change my drinking habits to accomadate my new exercise habits? Nope. Be as unhealthy as possible. It'll cancel out. ;)
#2914 sier_labeguileuse_dup Jun 02, 2009 12:53:54	Stout or porter? ewwww.... gross guy drinks... What's your favorite coctail drink?
#2915 ellorin Jun 02, 2009 12:56:27	Nonexistent(I'll take the stout). Wine:Red, Rosé or White?
#2916 zombie_babies Jun 02, 2009 12:57:02	Mojito. Dammit. Jumped back too soon. Wine is bad. Auto headache. No thanks. Why all the beer hate?
#2917 1_ton_ghost Jun 02, 2009 12:59:22	Philistines, that's why. What's in an Irish Carbomb btw? Why does it taste like chocolate cake at the end?
#2918 sier_labeguileuse_dup Jun 02, 2009 12:59:32	beer's gross. white wine is yummy. sugary, creamy drinks are better. favorite appetizer to eat while drinking?
#2919 EscherEnigma Jun 02, 2009 13:02:05	Soapapillas. And I don't care that they aren't actually an appetizer. What not-appetizer food do you like to eat as an appetizer?
#2920 zombie_babies Jun 02, 2009 13:02:29	What's in an Irish Carbomb btw? Why does it taste like chocolate cake at the end? Guinness (obviously) and whiskey. Jameson's or another. One is for Catholics and the other for Protestants. I can't recall the second whiskey or which is which. Most places don't even know the drink at all. There's also Bailey's added as a topper (or as the base shot depending on the maker). Prob what adds that cake-y taste. Cheese sticks. Pizza. Best alcohol compliment to steak?
#2921 sier_labeguileuse_dup Jun 02, 2009 13:03:47	Donuts. What's your favorite meat dish?
#2922 ellorin Jun 02, 2009 13:12:07	Souvlaki. How about yours?
#2923 sier_labeguileuse_dup Jun 02, 2009 13:20:30	so many... but probably Xian Shui Jiao. I butter it like crazy too. mmmmmm favorite baked food/pastry?
#2924 zombie_babies Jun 02, 2009 14:05:36	Stuff. Why all the favorite questions? I mean, it's like totally impossible to pick one thing that is the bestest evah. Unless, of course, you've only ever heard a handful of bands or eaten a couple of pies. With all that there is to experience in this world, there's no real way to name a favorite, IMO. Hell, there's stuff out there I've never even tried. It's impossible to know whether or not I'd like any of that stuff better than the things I know, you know? The above was an answer. Below is a question: Falling backwards through time with your trusty sidekick Pete the Pooch, you see various objects hanging from the walls of the chasm you're tumbling through all will-nilly an' stuff. Each corresponds to a different moment in time. Some, very important. Others, totally irrelevant. What object would you grab to stop your tumble and what moment would you hope it to signify?
#2925 EscherEnigma Jun 02, 2009 15:41:16	An egg, the birth of the universe. Same question.
#2926 zombie_babies Jun 02, 2009 15:48:16	A Green Man - symbol of rebirth - to hopefully witness a moment that made the world I was about to enter better than the one I left. Stuck on a desert island - what five things would you wish to have (barring escape items)?
#2927 s-marrow Jun 02, 2009 15:52:08	-food -water -one other person -pencils -paper How many dimes would you have if you had a dime for every time you've heard someone say, "If I had a dime for every time I've heard...(etc.)"?
#2928 ellorin Jun 03, 2009 1:46:27	Less than 10.Not a popular expression here. Here you are, face to face with a little green man/woman from Alpha Centauri. He asks your opinion on what he/she should take with him as a souvenir.He/she can take anything. What do you suggest?
#2929 toastedamphibian Jun 03, 2009 1:47:50	My Love Child. Is it cool to roll like Shat?
#2930 Reg06 Jun 03, 2009 7:27:31	Heck. Yeah. Do you think when Starfleet said "explore new frontiers" they really meant "sleep with alien species"?
#2931 ellorin Jun 03, 2009 7:34:32	Not really, but if that's what you want we won't stop you. Is that what you want?
#2932 zombie_babies Jun 03, 2009 8:33:58	Hells yeah. White, black, white and black, black and white, green, purple, blue, energy cloud, whatever. It's all good - and in dire need of some explorinatin'. ;) Lost in the past with your best friend, you become separated. What clues will you be able to give to help you find him/her/it without letting on to the temporal natives that you're from a different time (assume period attire, etc)?
#2933 EscherEnigma Jun 03, 2009 9:00:40	With my friends I'll just follow the trail of confused and bewildered on-lookers to the carnage my friends would leave in their wake. Just follow the chaos to it's heart and there you'll find them... Are your friends bundles of chaos barely contained by their human shell?
#2934 zombie_babies Jun 03, 2009 9:04:33	Some are, some aren't. As we continue to age, the chaos seems to temper. Where would we find you if you were still alive 500 years from now?
#2935 ellorin Jun 03, 2009 9:06:33	On Mars I hope. Or one of Jupiter's satellites. Definitely not on Earth. A bunch of fanatic alien Art Crusaders, sworn to disintegrate all things opposite to Art appears before you and ask you what should they blast next now that they have arrived to earth. What would your suggestion be?
#2936 EscherEnigma Jun 03, 2009 9:12:16	Nothing. "Art" is, as a concept, very vague and broad. Is art merely that which is done with intent, with purpose? Are the chaotic and random patterns seen in fractals not artistic? The ripples in the pond? The way a leaf falls? Moving away from nature, are all the works of mankind not artistic themselves? A brutal, chaotic portrayal of the work of lifetimes, sprawled and scrawled across the globe, painting a deadly and chaotic portrait of ware and hope, peace and sacrifice? Who are you to say what is and isn't art, Mr. Alien Man, to make that decision for everyone? Were you expecting that random rant?
#2937 zombie_babies Jun 03, 2009 9:14:11	I was gonna tell 'em that the whole friggin' planet was art an' let 'em blow it to hell. So, sorta, I guess. :P If we're all truly realted, isn't any sexual contact a form of incest?
#2938 EscherEnigma Jun 03, 2009 9:17:32	Yes. And that reminds me of verse 19 of the the Hedgehog Song Verse 19 The humans are out, if you value your life: it's incest, my son, since we're relatives all... unless you'd make love to your very own wife! But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.
#2939 zombie_babies Jun 03, 2009 9:18:37	I'm fairly certain that I've seen you post bits an' pieces of it hereabouts someplace, but I am not familiar with it any more than that. What's it from?
#2940 EscherEnigma Jun 03, 2009 9:21:45	Kinda sorta not-really from Terry Pratchet's DiscWorld novels. In them he makes occasional references to "the Hedgehog Song" (with the refrain that ends with "but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all!") but never spells the whole thing out or gives more then snippets and clues about the verses. Different people have, from these snippets, the refrain, and far more knowledge about folk songs then I possess, created their own versions of the Hedgehog song, one of which I most commonly pull from. That link I gave actually has a discussion about different sources and reasoning behind their choices for the song. Enough detail?
#2941 zombie_babies Jun 03, 2009 9:23:57	Yes, thank you. Plenty. Have you ever had anyone watch you do something that's typically extremely private oustide of an SO or doctor?
#2942 EscherEnigma Jun 03, 2009 9:27:21	I certainly like to think not. Do you like to think not?
#2943 zombie_babies Jun 03, 2009 9:29:45	No. Cuz I know that it happened. A couple times. Kinda interesting, really. But not a topic for this place. :P Do you wish upon "falling stars" and, if you do, how do you handle a meteor shower?
#2944 EscherEnigma Jun 03, 2009 9:32:35	Yes. My wish is always the same though. "Please don't hit me and/or cause a massive worldwide extinction of species." I handle meteor showers by thinking really fast. How do you handle meteor showers?
#2945 zombie_babies Jun 03, 2009 9:36:23	Try as I might, I never can reach the buggers. If you think you can, can you?
#2946 EscherEnigma Jun 03, 2009 9:37:48	Do I look like the "Little Train that Could" to you?
#2947 zombie_babies Jun 03, 2009 9:38:29	Nah. You look like a guy with a pimpadellic 'stache to me. What do I look like to you?
#2948 EscherEnigma Jun 03, 2009 9:46:38	Nothing. You have no avatar. Why is Zombie_Babies avatar-less?
#2949 zombie_babies Jun 03, 2009 9:48:15	Cuz I doubt there's one that can adequately reflect his sheer awesomosity. Tommy TuTone: Hack or genius?
#2950 EscherEnigma Jun 03, 2009 9:51:06	Eh, I had to wiki it just to know who the band was. As is, I think it's sufficient to say that they were a band. They had some success. Yay for them. Uh... eh... crap... give me my line?
#2951 zombie_babies Jun 03, 2009 9:51:54	Here. Was that kinda mean or just plain moronic?
#2952 EscherEnigma Jun 03, 2009 9:52:51	Eh, the "meanness" was marginal at best, and there's certainly worse jokes. Who's line is it, anyway?
#2953 zombie_babies Jun 03, 2009 10:10:15	I'm not exactly sure. Let's make a deal?
#2954 ellorin Jun 03, 2009 10:17:23	Depends on what's on the table. What is your offer and what do you ask for it?
#2955 zombie_babies Jun 03, 2009 10:26:47	Nuthin'. It was a silly TV show reference like EE's. Whether EE's was intentional or not is a bit of a mystery, but mine certainly was. Roaring '20s or Free Love '60s?
#2956 ellorin Jun 03, 2009 10:29:48	I'd rather avoid the '30s, so '60s for me. How about you?
#2957 EscherEnigma Jun 03, 2009 10:32:32	Hrm, the decade that ended with Black Monday, on October 29th 1929, or the decade that ended with the Stonewall Riots, which started on June 28th 1969. I guess I'll have to go with 60s. Not what you were thinking?
#2958 s-marrow Jun 03, 2009 10:46:16	I was thinking, "The spiraling shape will make you go insane" Are you fond of projectile motion?
#2959 EscherEnigma Jun 03, 2009 10:48:30	Not really, I hate trying to figure out just how much wind resistance to put into the equation and the numbers always come out off. Have you ever been inclined to declare "My math isn't wrong, physics is wrong!" when one of your calculations turns out incorrect?
#2960 s-marrow Jun 03, 2009 10:53:20	Not really. I don't have very high expectations of myself. Have you ever used a bag of holding to kill someone in a game of D&D?
#2961 EscherEnigma Jun 03, 2009 10:54:53	Only if you count blunt trauma. What's the most interesting way you've had a PC die?
#2962 s-marrow Jun 03, 2009 11:07:11	Hmm...that's a tough one. Maybe the one who was blasted off of an airship by an explosive flame and lightning bombardment from a githyanki villain warped by primordial powers, causing him to fall 150 feet into a swirling cloud of rending elemental energy, where he was promptly torn apart by flying crystalline beasts. Most of the other PC deaths were pretty standard bleeding kinds. Do you find it amusing that the mace is used as a symbol of tradition in education nowadays?
#2963 EscherEnigma Jun 03, 2009 11:12:20	Not really. Like most things based on tradition it certainly seems out of place, but tradition is supposed to be a little hokey. What other hokey traditions can you think of?
#2964 s-marrow Jun 04, 2009 7:46:40	...er...most of them, I guess. Maybe the dreaded "holiday movies" are the worst form of this. Besides,you know...every time when I visit my family and my aunt sits down and attempts to exorcise the evil from my soul. That's pretty much part of my family tradition..I wish I was joking about that. ...Mirror, mirror, on the wall. Who's the fairest one of all?
#2965 The-Mage-King Jun 04, 2009 8:44:07	Me, you stupid oaf. And I'm also humble to add to it. Who expected that?
#2966 zombie_babies Jun 04, 2009 8:46:56	I thought you'd say something like The Human Torch or something. Cuz of the fire. Too big or too li'l?
#2967 ellorin Jun 04, 2009 10:06:01	Depends. Too big or too lil' WHAT?
#2968 zombie_babies Jun 04, 2009 10:08:36	Exactly. Didn't think that there was a right answer to that question, didja?
#2969 EscherEnigma Jun 04, 2009 10:08:58	That's classified information, citizen. Would you please get a cup of water at the end of this purple hall, citizen?
#2970 ellorin Jun 04, 2009 10:11:38	Hell,NO! The revolution's time has come! Your evil schemes shall be denied! What evil is hiding at the purple hall?
#2971 The-Mage-King Jun 04, 2009 10:12:29	No. Who would win- Batman or Doom?
#2972 EscherEnigma Jun 04, 2009 10:12:30	There's just a class of water at the end of the hall, citizen. Batman, clearly. Would you please get the cup of water at the end of this purple hall, citizen?
#2973 zombie_babies Jun 04, 2009 10:17:03	Ok. Why is it purple?
#2974 EscherEnigma Jun 04, 2009 10:19:23	Uh, well, that didn't go nearly as well as I'd hoped. See, in the game Paranoia everyone has a security level that's color coded. Players most often start out at Red or Infra-Red, with Purple and Ultra-Violet at the top. Just touching something of a higher classification can result in death. But, see, since you were unaware of what I was joking around with, you just said "ok" and that kinda kills the joke. See what you did there? You killed the joke. Just like that. I'm going to go add "joke killer" to the "5 things I hate about ZB" thread now. And just out of spite, I'm not leaving a question either. How's them apples, eh?
#2975 ellorin Jun 04, 2009 10:20:20	Purple. Want one?
#2976 The-Mage-King Jun 04, 2009 10:26:26	No. What is the question to the answer of 42?
#2977 ellorin Jun 04, 2009 10:29:52	I could tell you, but then I'd have to lecture you for 1,456 1/6 hours. Are you up for it?
#2978 The-Mage-King Jun 04, 2009 10:40:29	Yep. Ever read MAR?
#2979 zombie_babies Jun 05, 2009 8:42:31	No. A monkey, a porcupine and an eagle have a three-way. What sort of animal would film that mess?
#2980 ellorin Jun 05, 2009 8:54:19	It was an Orca I heard. Is that the truth?
#2981 zombie_babies Jun 05, 2009 9:01:10	Probably. Orcas are cool like that. Attacked with what will prove (within moments) to be a fatal stab wound inflicted by your SO and shot in another equally soon to be fatal way by your mother, which will you use your last breath to exact vengeance upon?
#2982 The-Mage-King Jun 05, 2009 9:41:13	Well, considering that I have no 'SO', I'd say my mom. I'm evil like that. Y tu?
#2983 s-marrow Jun 05, 2009 9:42:31	Napoleon. It was his fault to begin with. Spare a copper for the poor?
#2984 The-Mage-King Jun 05, 2009 9:43:59	Get a job, you lazy bum. Is that at all cynical?
#2985 zombie_babies Jun 05, 2009 9:44:44	The SO. I'd imagine a stab wound to typically be less effiecient. I know it was a fatal one, but there's no way she'd know it would be a one-shot, humane sort of thing before she did it. At least my mommy loved me enough to try an' kill me quickly, you know? Probably. If you could remove your own skin, fill it with popcorn seeds and then microwave it to make a you-shaped treat conveyance for a Super Bowl party or somethin', would you?
#2986 s-marrow Jun 05, 2009 9:47:19	Ew, gross! Like I would attend a Super Bowl party, wacko. How much are your thoughts worth?
#2987 The-Mage-King Jun 05, 2009 9:48:56	$4999999. And I don't give change. Cash, credit, or check?
#2988 s-marrow Jun 05, 2009 10:02:10	I'll take cash, no small papers. Now, hurry up and fill the bag. What is the fundamental building block of the world as you know it?
#2989 EscherEnigma Jun 05, 2009 10:07:24	Hate. Hate makes the world go round. If you were to design a monster, what features would you include?
#2990 s-marrow Jun 05, 2009 10:18:27	-big, adorable eyes -soft, downy fur and a squishy body optimized for cuddliness -floppy ears -makes lovable chattering noises -constantly utilizes psychic abilities to hate things to death For who do the bells toll?
#2991 zombie_babies Jun 05, 2009 10:20:59	Physical description, typical location, behavior, combat tactics, stats, powers, relative power level when used against a standard party and an easy to use guide to advance the monster to something a bit tougher. They toll for the next ******* that ninjas me. :P Would you donate your body to a tribe of cannibals?
#2992 EscherEnigma Jun 05, 2009 10:21:14	The enemies of the [color=darkred][smallcaps]Dead Ringers[/smallcaps][/color]. Are you an enemy of the [smallcaps][color=darkred]Dead Ringers[/smallcaps][/color]? Edit: DAMN NINJAS! *Ahem* No, I'm an organ donor, and I don't think cannibals are on the typical waiting list. ... Does the [smallcaps][color=darkred]Dead Ringers[/smallcaps][/color] sound like a neat name for an organization?
#2993 s-marrow Jun 05, 2009 10:28:41	...It sounds kind of like a lame band name, actually... Do you like cloth?
#2994 EscherEnigma Jun 05, 2009 10:31:55	I... never really thought about it. I mean, I wear clothing (made of cloth) just about every day. It's not something you think about, you know? It's like asking if you "believe" in the mail man. I don't believe in the mail man, I just know he/she is going to be there, and don't give it much thought. I mean, I suppose if pressed, I would have to say that yes, I like cloth, as it's nice not having my pale naked ass exposed to the elements and leather would chafe, but like the mail man it's just not something on my mind, it's just something that is. What kind of odd-ball off-the-wall question was that?
#2995 ellorin Jun 05, 2009 10:33:14	A very silly one. Isn't that the point?
#2996 s-marrow Jun 05, 2009 10:37:49	I have few points. My mind is ovular in a hypothetical artistic representation of it. Is Sunday a good day for flossing lions?
#2997 EscherEnigma Jun 05, 2009 10:37:56	Not really, it's more of an abstract shape that's a collection of segments of curves, lines between two points, that we just happen to have been trained to assign meaning to. Not a point at all, when you think about it. Yay for geometry?
#2998 ellorin Jun 05, 2009 10:43:03	Yay for geometry, down with algebra. Diving or climbing?
#2999 EscherEnigma Jun 05, 2009 10:47:50	I like rock climbing, but those goggles never fit to my head correctly and I end up with salt water in my eyes which stings worse then... *ahem* Climbing. Would you rather be the lead climber (that is, the person that clips the rope to anchor points) or one of the people following (and thus always has the rope clipped to a point above them)?
#3000 zombie_babies Jun 05, 2009 14:22:10	Lead. That way if I go so does everybody else. Do you fear the reaper?
#3001 s-marrow Jun 05, 2009 14:39:53	Nah, we're pals. He lets me into purgatory for free on weekends. How would you feel about being a sentient cowbell?
#3002 EscherEnigma Jun 05, 2009 14:40:34	No. Fearing the reaper is as silly as fearing the the heat death of the universe. Sure, it'll happen sooner or later, but there's not much use worrying about it until I have more clues as to how it will happen, ya know? I would resent it greatly. Do ya know?
#3003 s-marrow Jun 05, 2009 14:45:04	Not a thing, Socrates. What time do you wish it was right now? (Is this the third time I've ninja'd you today? I seem to be quite good at that)
#3004 zombie_babies Jun 05, 2009 14:52:31	Peanut butter jelly time. Have you laughed at [post=18729109]this caption[/post] yet?
#3005 1_ton_ghost Jun 05, 2009 14:56:00	Omg, wtf happened? Honda, bukkake, hmm. Those whacky Japanese... Looks like Godzilla and Mothra made up as it were. Oh, here's one...do you know what "genki" is?
#3006 toastedamphibian Jun 05, 2009 15:43:07	It what that girl from scoobie do is always yelling. Do you have any 'Toasted Treats'?
#3007 Reg06 Jun 05, 2009 16:31:31	Frosted mini chex?
#3008 dirtyfrank Jun 05, 2009 18:10:59	Are they any good?
#3009 toastedamphibian Jun 05, 2009 18:11:59	Wouldn't you like to know?
#3010 EscherEnigma Jun 05, 2009 18:12:36	Nah, I'm fine with ignorance. But thanks for asking. Apple?
#3011 ellorin Jun 05, 2009 18:13:21	Sure*crunch* Why are you cackling? Was it...poisoned?
#3012 toastedamphibian Jun 05, 2009 18:14:28	Mabey. They are a bunch for fruit haters around here. Does anyone else here like fruit?
#3013 ellorin Jun 05, 2009 18:16:00	Me!Eh...about that possibly poisoned apple... Anyway, cherries or strawberries?
#3014 toastedamphibian Jun 05, 2009 18:21:21	Strawberries no contest. (If they are good and stuff) Does anyone else think crappy strawberries are becoming ever more common place as the world ages?
#3015 EscherEnigma Jun 05, 2009 18:24:06	I don't, but then again, I find most fruits to be too sweet to be edible anyway. How long before someone makes a joke about that?
#3016 toastedamphibian Jun 05, 2009 18:27:49	meh, you probably have a while. You seem knid of touchy about gay jokes today. Why the hell would someone want to eat a stick of butter?
#3017 EscherEnigma Jun 05, 2009 18:34:31	To win a bet. What makes you think I'm not touchy on other days?
#3018 toastedamphibian Jun 05, 2009 18:36:25	Nothing. You just seem touchy today because it has already come up. See what I'm saying?
#3019 s-marrow Jun 05, 2009 18:44:17	That is a convenience of written language which I do partake of. Can I call you with my cellular tree?
#3020 ellorin Jun 05, 2009 18:47:19	Sure, go ahead. What's your message for me?
#3021 toastedamphibian Jun 05, 2009 18:47:24	No. I value my privacy when I'm spending time with your cellular tree. Don't you hate it when people call you during 'intimate' momments?
#3022 s-marrow Jun 05, 2009 18:50:57	Don't have intimate moments. Who is your master?
#3023 dremik-the-taupe Jun 05, 2009 18:57:49	The Galactic Overlord Xenu, praise be unto him for my fuzzy blue sweatpants. Favorite imaginary/fantastical species?
#3024 Reg06 Jun 05, 2009 19:15:52	Gnoll. Could be minotaur. Unless werewolf is a species. Have you ever shifted shape?
#3025 toastedamphibian Jun 05, 2009 19:16:52	(You have to ask a question Reg06. What gives?)
#3026 Reg06 Jun 05, 2009 19:17:58	What gives is you ninja'd me before I edited my post. Is that cool?
#3027 sier_labeguileuse_dup Jun 05, 2009 19:18:16	Have you ever shifted shape? I think everyone's tired of hearing about my shape shifting by now How often do you exercise?
#3028 Reg06 Jun 05, 2009 19:19:32	About once every 3 or 4 months. And then I remember I don't really care. Do you get your daily dose of fiber?
#3029 rake Jun 05, 2009 21:20:49	Do you get your daily dose of fiber? Sugar? Dailydoseofsugar? YeahyeahIdoyeah. Yeah. Mmhm. Mmmmmmmhm. Heffalumps or woozles?
#3030 stealthmarmot Jun 05, 2009 21:26:20	Woozalumps. Red Pill or Blue Pill?
#3031 ocarina_guy Jun 05, 2009 23:35:30	Red. Duck or jump?
#3032 Reg06 Jun 06, 2009 0:47:16	Jump. Dodge, dip, duck, dive, or dodge?
#3033 sier_labeguileuse_dup Jun 06, 2009 2:09:54	Duck, because it's delicious, and I'm not sure what's in the dip. How important is it to answer questions as intended?
#3034 Reg06 Jun 06, 2009 3:00:32	Very. There's a secret thread where we all just make fun of, and make up rumors about, posters who don't answer the question right. Can you just do it?
#3035 s-marrow Jun 06, 2009 6:11:06	Sorry, it's against my ethics. What feelings does the phrase "Bed and Breakfast" bring to you?
#3036 1_ton_ghost Jun 06, 2009 9:56:57	Seperate hot/cold water faucets, cheeky cockney accents, and, uh, crapes? Why is this monk not wailing in freakish misery?
#3037 EscherEnigma Jun 06, 2009 11:14:31	Discipline. Do you think someone could do that in America, or would they get beat down with a fire hose?
#3038 s-marrow Jun 06, 2009 11:23:08	Well...someone could do that, but the average American who sees a guy on fire is probably going to take some steps towards making them not on fire. Gelatin...is it an appropriate subject to follow up with?
#3039 EscherEnigma Jun 06, 2009 11:26:09	When is gelatin ever appropriate?
#3040 s-marrow Jun 06, 2009 11:29:57	In a 10 by 10 foot hallway. Where would you most like to use a pogo stick?
#3041 EscherEnigma Jun 06, 2009 11:53:31	In a space suit on the moon. Yay 1/6th gravity! Do you know, off the top of your head, the relative amount of gravity exerted on an object on Mars and the Moon compared to the force of gravity exerted on an object on Earth?
#3042 Reg06 Jun 06, 2009 12:08:09	Yes, it's exactly less. How large is your mini collection?
#3043 ellorin Jun 06, 2009 12:09:28	0.Nonexistent. I don't use minis. Which OTTer killed the albatross?
#3044 1_ton_ghost Jun 06, 2009 12:46:20	An ancient mariner. Who is the bigger necro; Dr. Herbert West (Re-Animator) or Dr. Frankenstein (self-explanatory)?
#3045 s-marrow Jun 06, 2009 13:21:06	I am unable to determine your intentions from that prefix. In my imaginations, doctor Frankenstein is a relatively short man, so I'd say Herbert West is the bigger of them, although I don't know who he is. Is it pronounced Frankenstein or Fronkensteen?
#3046 1_ton_ghost Jun 06, 2009 14:24:58	The later...only if you say "Ī-gor". Nice, Brooks would be proud of you. And for the record, "bigger" :D necro, as in most daring in their exploits. Did you hump just move?
#3047 Reg06 Jun 06, 2009 15:08:15	What hump? Would you like an Igor?
#3048 ellorin Jun 06, 2009 15:12:46	Discworld Igor for me please. Who stole the emperor's slippers?
#3049 Reg06 Jun 06, 2009 15:27:39	The Nac Mac Feegle. Do you like the witches?
#3050 brotherjgizmo Jun 06, 2009 15:31:11	Only if wet Who's worse Northerners or Southerners?
#3051 Reg06 Jun 06, 2009 15:46:04	Southerners. They're always trying to turn the heat up, and looking weird with their not fish colored skin. Would you rather be a minotaur wrestler or a Predator hunter?
#3052 Mad_Jack Jun 07, 2009 4:04:41	Wrestling minotaurs is probably safer than hunting Predators. If you couldn't be you, would you rather be somebody else or just not be?
#3053 dirtyfrank Jun 07, 2009 7:55:40	Just not be. Am I asking a silly question?
#3054 s-marrow Jun 07, 2009 10:58:00	The world may never know. Where's the shadow government when you need it?
#3055 EscherEnigma Jun 07, 2009 12:07:52	Only the Shadow knows. Does the nose know?
#3056 ellorin Jun 07, 2009 12:38:25	Yes, but if it talks we'll cut it off. Who do we think we are?
#3057 EscherEnigma Jun 07, 2009 13:26:25	I don't you who you think you are. What are you going to do about it?
#3058 ellorin Jun 07, 2009 13:31:56	You don't?We'll enlighten you. We are the Alpha Centauri Corps, here to guide Earth creatures to true freedom and enlightenment. Of course, we'll have to occupy it and rule it absolutely for the next 500 earth years in order to succeed in our benevolent and selfless mission. Isn't that lovely?
#3059 dirtyfrank Jun 07, 2009 14:04:00	What's lovely?
#3060 s-marrow Jun 07, 2009 14:12:02	...a penguin...with a top hat and bow tie. What's de-lovely?
#3061 The-Mage-King Jun 08, 2009 9:26:16	A river. Like de-nile. Was that an incredibly painful pun?
#3062 ellorin Jun 08, 2009 9:29:27	No, just horrible. Melons or peaches?
#3063 The-Mage-King Jun 08, 2009 9:33:15	Pumpkins. Who here thinks they'll get FF VII AC Complete?
#3064 zombie_babies Jun 08, 2009 9:40:26	Not I. I don't do that whole video game thing much. Though that new UFC game looks kinda cool. Too bad I don't have a PS3 or 360. :P How would you defeat a kangaroo in a boxing match?
#3065 The-Mage-King Jun 08, 2009 10:12:44	Well, I'd gamble that without opposable thumbs it can't get the stuff into the boxes, so I'd win quick. Bagpipes or accordians?
#3066 zombie_babies Jun 08, 2009 10:15:45	Bagpipes. Kilt or toga?
#3067 ellorin Jun 08, 2009 10:36:01	Toga. Fedora or Turban?
#3068 EscherEnigma Jun 08, 2009 10:51:01	Kilt, Fedora, and no regard for fashion sense. Do you wear your kilt correctly?
#3069 zombie_babies Jun 08, 2009 11:34:24	I don't wear one but if I did, I would. 'Less it was cold. What does joy taste like?
#3070 s-marrow Jun 08, 2009 11:46:30	It tastes kind of like fine exuberance balanced with a healthy blend of pumpkin juice, sugar cane, and a dash of freshly grated whimsy. What would you like to smell of on a general basis?
#3071 ody_saraph_of_karsus Jun 08, 2009 12:25:32	Jet Fuel. Why?
#3072 Reg06 Jun 08, 2009 20:45:19	It's useful to know what to use to cover up the smell of chloroform. Are you susceptable to iocane powder?
#3073 EscherEnigma Jun 08, 2009 20:48:33	Most likely, though I'll thank you for not testing. Is EscherEnigma silly for throwing all his random art at the people in the WDYWTTA? thread?
#3074 s-marrow Jun 08, 2009 21:00:41	Correlation does not imply causation. Or does it?
#3075 EscherEnigma Jun 08, 2009 21:13:43	It doesn't. Did you just imply that EscherEnigma is silly?
#3076 s-marrow Jun 08, 2009 21:26:05	I implied whatever is most convenient for me to have implied at the time at which you are reading this statement. Do you feel your suppressed violent tendencies stirring yet?
#3077 EscherEnigma Jun 08, 2009 21:28:12	There is nothing suppressed about my violent tendencies. I don't suppose you're within walking distance?
#3078 s-marrow Jun 08, 2009 21:34:07	You should be able to infer from my location data the kind of answer you would get from me for that question. What would you like to have on a string?
#3079 EscherEnigma Jun 08, 2009 21:37:33	The shrunken severed heads of my enemies. Can you state the quadratic formula off the top of your head?
#3080 Mad_Jack Jun 08, 2009 21:41:27	Nope. My mouth is on the front of my head. Why are people always more interesting when you can't have them?
#3081 EscherEnigma Jun 08, 2009 21:44:39	... because slavery is wrong?
#3082 s-marrow Jun 08, 2009 21:46:16	Judging by the wording of your question, I suspect it is because you are a psychopath who desires to chain the object of your affection to your basement wall and eat their hearts. Yes, I would agree. Where do you draw the line between romantic and creepy?
#3083 EscherEnigma Jun 08, 2009 21:51:30	The line of informed consent. And you?
#3084 toastedamphibian Jun 08, 2009 22:24:08	Wherever it is convient to draw it at the time to; jusify my actions, discredit thoes of my rivals, or be manipulated into into furthering whatever ends I might currently have in mind. How do you feel about malable morals?
#3085 Reg06 Jun 08, 2009 23:38:53	I feel exactly as I should about them given the current situation and need. At what point does stalking become weird?
#3086 EscherEnigma Jun 08, 2009 23:41:54	I think a better quesiton is at what point is stalking not weird?
#3087 toastedamphibian Jun 09, 2009 0:20:17	When it is common enough to no longer be uncommon. How common does something need to be to not be uncommon? (Stupid vague english words, lacking any concrete meaning!)
#3088 Forgember Jun 09, 2009 4:54:10	I would say fairly common. Anyone else find themselves reading 3 to 6 page threads on these forums to then type out a lengthy reply full of your many great wisdoms and insights to then simply close the thread and not submit the reply?
#3089 s-marrow Jun 09, 2009 6:32:16	All of the time. Except without that mystical wisdom and insight thing you talk about. Nowhere man, do you see me at all?
#3090 The-Mage-King Jun 09, 2009 7:45:37	Whut? What do you do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?
#3091 zombie_babies Jun 09, 2009 8:07:40	Roll him off of whatever park bench he's sleeping on, take his valuables and tie his shoelaces together. Have you ever .... you know?
#3092 ody_saraph_of_karsus Jun 09, 2009 12:26:51	Hmm. Know What?
#3093 s-marrow Jun 09, 2009 13:14:46	Nope. My job is to know "When". Would you rather know "where" or "which"?
#3094 ellorin Jun 09, 2009 13:16:40	"When".But I'm more interested in 'Why". Bob Marley and Eric Clapton claim that they shot the sheriff but not the deputy. Assuming that they're telling the truth, who shot the deputy?
#3095 zombie_babies Jun 09, 2009 13:20:36	Obviously one of them. They shot the sheriff together but only one pulled the trigger on the deputy. They're just tryin' to avoid additional time without screwing each other over. Makes sense, no?
#3096 EscherEnigma Jun 09, 2009 13:29:05	Only if the deputy has been shot. Do we actually know if the deputy has been shot?
#3097 zombie_babies Jun 09, 2009 13:35:43	I don't think we know for sure, but it's something I like to assume. I mean, what kind of deputy just stands by and lets his sheriff get blasted without at least attempting to do something? If he did try to interfere, he likely got shot too. If you're gonna shoot a sheriff, I don't think you'd have much issue with shootin' a lowly deputy. Do you?
#3098 EscherEnigma Jun 09, 2009 13:44:17	I don't know, what if the sheriff was really a prick and the deputy didn't really like 'em? Or, you know, the deputy was just somewhere else at the time? I mean, that's like saying "oh, whoops, I accidentally stepped on one plant, time to MAKE THE WORLD BURN." See what I mean?
#3099 zombie_babies Jun 09, 2009 13:55:09	Yeah, I get that the deputy didn't have to be there but I think it's more fun to think that he was there. It's not much of a question if the deputy was at home with the wife an' kids or whatever. It's better if he was there cuz he could have been shot, too. Or, he could have been frozen in terror just watching it happen. Maybe he hated the sheriff, too, and helped 'em kill the guy. A set-up or something. Yeah, the deputy is pretty damned important to this story if you ask me. See what I'm a' reachin' fer?
#3100 s-marrow Jun 09, 2009 13:57:10	Nope. My attention span gave out half-way through. What is the scariest thing about paper?
#3101 EscherEnigma Jun 09, 2009 13:58:01	When there's five tons of it directly overhead and you just heard a rope snap. What's the worst part about soap?
#3102 ody_saraph_of_karsus Jun 09, 2009 14:01:44	Believing is a power bar You have soap issues?
#3103 EscherEnigma Jun 09, 2009 14:03:58	Nope. Caffeinated soap?
#3104 ody_saraph_of_karsus Jun 09, 2009 14:07:57	No thanks...Wait! Can you eat it?
#3105 Reg06 Jun 09, 2009 14:11:42	You shouldn't. Having eaten wax before (it really did look like candy), I'm sure it wouldn't be that terrible for you. Minions?
#3106 ody_saraph_of_karsus Jun 09, 2009 14:16:29	Nope. Haven't taken Leadership Feat yet. Paladin?
#3107 zombie_babies Jun 09, 2009 14:19:10	No. Thems suck. "Paladin, Paladin where do you roam?"
#3108 Reg06 Jun 09, 2009 14:24:28	That was cool. Dagon?
#3109 ody_saraph_of_karsus Jun 09, 2009 14:26:39	No. Is spelled dRagon with and R Hungry?
#3110 Reg06 Jun 09, 2009 14:35:47	Constantly. Do you put slugs in your shoes so that when you put them on your get that warm, ooey gooey ooze between your toes like a nice warm pudding?
#3111 s-marrow Jun 09, 2009 15:38:02	Er, no, I don't think that would work well for me. I wear sandals. Do you want a prosthetic forehead on your real head?
#3112 zombie_babies Jun 09, 2009 15:44:58	No. I don't think I do. Would you **** fat pony?
#3113 s-marrow Jun 09, 2009 15:47:40	Nah. I've taken a vow of chastity, you see. Is this the real life?
#3114 zombie_babies Jun 09, 2009 15:50:39	Yes. Yes it is. And no, I will not continue the Queening (though Queen does rock). Do you like where you are right now?
#3115 Reg06 Jun 09, 2009 16:11:51	It's not such a bad place to live. Unless you are asking a question that is more philosophical than geographical, in which case- bugger off?
#3116 toastedamphibian Jun 09, 2009 16:28:33	No, I can;t leave till I throw in my personal interpretation of who shot the deputy. The deputy must have been shot, or else they would have no reason to profess their innocence about that crime, as that crime would not have occured. My personal belife is that the sheriff was corrupt, and that he is the one who actually shot the deputy. Alternate solution would invovle another set of criminals getting into a fire fight with the sherif and deputy while the 2 men where detained. Seeing their opportunity they seized the gun of the fallen deputy, shot the sherif and made their escape. Do either of thoes answers seem plausible?
#3117 zombie_babies Jun 10, 2009 8:37:45	Sure. I like 'em better than thinkin' he was at home or whatever. What else could have happened to the deputy?
#3118 ellorin Jun 10, 2009 10:03:53	It was another gunman trying to surpass Marley&Clapton(hm...nice name for a gun). He shot the deputy and tried to make a song of it. It was freaking awful, so Marley&Clapton shot him down too. What do you think?
#3119 zombie_babies Jun 10, 2009 10:13:50	I like that one, too. Anything that involves the deputy has a chance to be really, really good. Though we seem to be getting conspiracy-ish. In that vein (sort of): If there was another shooter - maybe the deputy - positioned on a grassy knoll, would it make sense to say that Marley shot the deputy (and then lied about it) so that he could smoke the knoll?
#3120 ellorin Jun 10, 2009 10:15:09	Totally! But did what Clapton do afterwards?
#3121 zombie_babies Jun 10, 2009 10:19:50	He went on a date with some chick named Layla or something to establish an alibi that didn't work cuz he decided to confess anyway. So why did they confess? Some plea deal? If that's the case, it imples guilt. See, they know they're boned so they confess to cappin' the sheriff so as to not get hammered for the deputy thing. The state must not have had great evidence in that case so they went for it. Either that or they're expecting a heavy enough sentence anyway. How's that for takin' a silly line of thought way too far?
#3122 ellorin Jun 10, 2009 10:28:57	Sounds great. Remember, though, they claim they were in self defence. If we can't prove that Marley&Clapton's story is false they'll be walking out! What should we do?
#3123 s-marrow Jun 10, 2009 11:29:15	Dance! What did you do it all for?
#3124 zombie_babies Jun 10, 2009 11:37:56	The deputy. We need to get to the bottom of this in order to give his widow some sort of closure. You didn't even know he was married, didja?
#3125 ellorin Jun 10, 2009 12:08:28	He was? And yet she hasn't said or done a thing? Isn't that...suspicious?
#3126 zombie_babies Jun 10, 2009 12:13:38	Holy crap! Good point. Looks like we'll need to investigate the wifey. Do you think the deputy's wife could have been that Layla chick Clapton's always carryin' on about?
#3127 ellorin Jun 10, 2009 12:28:10	:OMG! I think we got it! Great thinking! But how did Marley get involved?
#3128 zombie_babies Jun 10, 2009 12:34:37	Maybe he's in love with Layla, too. Seems that hoo-a gets around ... Why's Layla such a slutbag?
#3129 ellorin Jun 10, 2009 12:40:35	Too strong a word. I suspect she acted that way because the deputy completely neglected her. I heard that he was spending most of his time with the sheriff, occasionally making trips together to the nearby mountain. And so, he had to go too. Layla was the mastermind! What do you think?
#3130 EscherEnigma Jun 10, 2009 12:44:27	I think... was Eve really the attacker?
#3131 Reg06 Jun 10, 2009 12:46:42	I can't see the deputy being that needy. I always got the vibe that he was a bit of a loner, and was more into being alone with his law than anything else. I wouldn't rule out Layla though, she is always prancing around behind the scenes so it's a definite possibility. Damn ninjas. Is there some reward in solving this mystery?
#3132 ellorin Jun 10, 2009 13:05:38	Aye, and lots of XP. Now, where should we look for proofs?
#3133 EscherEnigma Jun 10, 2009 13:13:18	Certainly not in the study, anywhere near the candle stick, and I'm sure Colonel Mustard knows nothing. Right?
#3134 toastedamphibian Jun 10, 2009 17:34:57	Correct. I told you. The sheriff was on the take, he was paid to shoot them so that they couldn't turn witness aginst a large criminal organization. The deputy refused to go along with it, so the sheriff shot him with his own gun and was going to try and blame it on them. They had no choice but to shoot the sheriff, using the deputys gun, which they managed to wrestle away from the sheriff as he staged the murder scene.
#3135 KillerGM Jun 10, 2009 17:43:15	Weren't you the one complaining about people playing games "right" in other threads?
#3136 toastedamphibian Jun 10, 2009 17:47:32	Yes I was. I forgot to ask a question didn't I? I guess I got caught up in the whole deputy mystery.
#3137 Reg06 Jun 10, 2009 17:48:16	Yes you did. Are you ashamed?
#3138 EscherEnigma Jun 10, 2009 17:57:24	I am, in fact, shameless. Are you?
#3139 toastedamphibian Jun 10, 2009 17:57:56	Kind of. Should I be?
#3140 Reg06 Jun 10, 2009 18:04:19	Shameless? Yes. Is it a good trait to have?
#3141 Ragnar_Lodbrok Jun 10, 2009 18:22:24	Yes. Now, can we get back to the mystery?
#3142 toastedamphibian Jun 10, 2009 18:24:15	What mystery?
#3143 Xeadin Jun 10, 2009 18:27:39	Question: Are you interested in playing my RPG? If so, click on the sblock located on my signature below! It is lots of fun (though it is still under construction)! Come check it out, and see what you think! :D
#3144 ellorin Jun 11, 2009 0:52:18	You'll have to explain why the term "argonaut" is used for a spellcaster. They didn't have any(except from Orpheus, the quintessential bard). Wait! Did Xeadin just imply that Marley&Clapton actually employed arcane powers too?
#3145 EscherEnigma Jun 11, 2009 0:56:04	Nah, I think he was just randomly spamming for his game. Best way to get sweaty?
#3146 Reg06 Jun 11, 2009 7:22:02	Minotaur wrestling. Did you see The Wrestler?
#3147 ody_saraph_of_karsus Jun 11, 2009 8:15:58	No. They had Minotaurs in the movie?
#3148 The-Mage-King Jun 11, 2009 8:45:52	Whut? Where do you find the Dancing Stormtrooper show?
#3149 zombie_babies Jun 11, 2009 10:20:18	In Vegas, of course. It's the headlining show at the Bellaggio. What's the best show you've ever seen (concert, play, what-ev)?
#3150 EscherEnigma Jun 11, 2009 10:48:32	So far? Trans-Siberian Orchestra at the Pit in Albuquerque a few years back. Sure, the building has horrible acoustics (it's a stadium, not a concert hall!) but it was an amazing show. Hopefully I'll be able to say Wicked is awesome, but I won't know until July when I go out to see it with my sisters, mother, SO, and one of my mother's friends. Yes, that's right, two gay men and four women are going to see a play about the Wicked Witch of the West. I'm not sure if there's a joke about that, but it sure sounds like there should be, right?
#3151 s-marrow Jun 11, 2009 10:49:18	I saw a symphony orchestra do a Rachmaninov concert that was pretty awesome. Don't remember which city or country it was in, though... There should be a joke about everything. Make one now. Do you wish your house could fly?
#3152 EscherEnigma Jun 11, 2009 10:50:15	a house fly? Isn't that a silly way to string words together?
#3153 zombie_babies Jun 11, 2009 12:26:00	Yes, yes it is. And for your information - since you didn't ask - the best show I ever saw was David Reilly performing an acoustic set in a dive bar. It was amazing. Oh, EE, I saw Wicked a year or so ago. It was ok. Not my cup of tea, but it wasn't terrible enough to make me hate it. I've not seen any other major musicals to compare it to, but I guess it's fine. Why do SOs always drag you places you don't want to go even after you tell them it's not something you're terribly excited about?
#3154 EscherEnigma Jun 11, 2009 12:35:54	Heck if I know. While I share things I like with my SO to see if he would like them, and he does the same, there certainly hasn't been any dragging along to places. Though admittedly, he's becoming more of a comic fan after I threw my collection at him and said "read!" Fortunately I've been right for the most part of what comics he would like. Sadly, some of the comics he didn't like included Neil Gaimen's Sandman, which, if he got past the first few stories in which it stayed true to it's horror comic roots, I'm pretty sure he would actually enjoy. Ah well. So, you a comic fan?
#3155 ellorin Jun 11, 2009 12:47:12	Most certainly. Any recommendations?
#3156 zombie_babies Jun 11, 2009 12:50:22	Don't **** into the wind. Got any advice for me?
#3157 EscherEnigma Jun 11, 2009 12:52:23	I'm a fan, certainly, but I'm handicapped by a few circumstances in my ability to aquire more comics. Test what you're told. "You'll catch more flies with honey then vinegar"? Test it. "A watched pot never boils"? Test it. Test your assumptions of the world and push at the boundaries of your knowledge. Do you suffer any handicaps to your pursuit of your hobbies?
#3158 zombie_babies Jun 11, 2009 12:54:10	Yes. They can be damned expensive so I don't always have exactly what equipment I'd like to. WYR read a comic series or a novel?
#3159 ellorin Jun 11, 2009 12:57:37	I'm a novel person mostly, although the answer depends on which series and which novel. Can you be a little more specific?
#3160 EscherEnigma Jun 11, 2009 12:58:58	Maybe. Being vague, is it almost as fun as that other thing?
#3161 zombie_babies Jun 11, 2009 12:59:25	Of course I can. Moving on ... More funnerer. Do you think the hawg flu is gonna getcha?
#3162 EscherEnigma Jun 11, 2009 13:02:08	As a 23 year old white male in reasonable shape with current health insurance in modern America, it is doubtful, but possible. However, I do suspect that it will get bigger before it gets smaller, though it may be forgotten from time to time. Is it more fun to be hysterical, cynical, or sensible?
#3163 zombie_babies Jun 11, 2009 13:17:42	Hysterical is probably the most fun. The others are too controlled. Do you know where the wild things are?
#3164 ellorin Jun 11, 2009 13:19:39	In your garden, doing wild things. How should we get rid of them?
#3165 EscherEnigma Jun 11, 2009 13:24:19	Wild, passionate, hair wrenching, headboard banging, hole-in-the-wall-making, slippery, sloppy, estatic sex. After that they're not so wild for a while. Yay endorphins?
#3166 ellorin Jun 11, 2009 13:33:00	Yay!!! Yay dolphins?
#3167 EscherEnigma Jun 11, 2009 13:39:13	Those buggers can ejaculate with the force of a shotgun blast. No yay for them. Weirdest slogan you would wear on your shirt?
#3168 ellorin Jun 11, 2009 13:43:51	This. How about you?
#3169 1_ton_ghost Jun 11, 2009 13:46:25	"Sex, murder, art." -Slayer, IIRC Your's?
#3170 EscherEnigma Jun 11, 2009 13:50:50	"I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you." ... I really don't have interesting shirts. What's your dresscode at work?
#3171 ody_saraph_of_karsus Jun 11, 2009 14:04:30	Uniform :P You even work?
#3172 EscherEnigma Jun 11, 2009 14:06:25	I have an all-right job, but it's not a career. Do you have a job or career?
#3173 ody_saraph_of_karsus Jun 11, 2009 14:10:39	I'm in the Army... Nuff said?
#3174 zombie_babies Jun 11, 2009 14:12:49	Not really. That could be a job, a career or a job that provides training for a later career. If you think you can write, others tell you you can write and you're not happy about what you do, should you just write even though you're like, totally lazy?
#3175 EscherEnigma Jun 11, 2009 14:17:11	Completely depends what you're writing, who the intended audience is, and what's the purpose of said writing. So... what are you writing, who is the intended audienec, and what is the purpose of said writing?
#3176 zombie_babies Jun 11, 2009 14:24:38	I'm not writing anything right now. Cuz I'm like totally lazy. But I have a few ideas. One involves a pretty twisted dood that does some nasty things. It'll start with and involve many flashbacks to his childhood that sort of take you through his journey into depravity and eventual insanity. It'll be meant for people that like to read the kinds of stuff I do. The purpose will be fame and fortune. :P And some good ol' happiness with myself for completing something I had kind of always wanted to. And, most importantly, a new career. I guess I wanna be more than I am but I ain't sure I can do it. What's your greatest fault(s)? (Mine are laziness and fear to commit to something that I'm not 100% sure I can pull off. Err, I mean indecisiveness.)
#3177 Xeadin Jun 11, 2009 19:15:21	You'll have to explain why the term "argonaut" is used for a spellcaster. They didn't have any(except from Orpheus, the quintessential bard). Wait! Did Xeadin just imply that Marley&Clapton actually employed arcane powers too? The game is not a part of D&D- It's more like the game was based off of it. And I don't know who Marley&Clapton are... Plus, the Argonaut was a name chosen for that class, simply because they are a part of the military, and I didn't want them to be identical to the Spellcaster.
#3178 s-marrow Jun 11, 2009 22:16:52	I will now determine the question that Xeadin aspired to ask as, "What is my value when compared to that of the standard Bolivian mule?" I believe you are worth 2/5 of a mule when comparing the resulting increase in farm productivity. Does glossy paper not hold a certain aesthetic charm for you?
#3179 toastedamphibian Jun 11, 2009 22:33:40	Possibly. I would have to see it to tell for sure. What is the value of the Editionwar's ToastedAmphibian when compared to a bolivian mule in terms of increased agricultural profitability potential?
#3180 ellorin Jun 12, 2009 1:33:37	1/3,500 :P . Now, if the question was "destructive potential"... How could we incread the undead amphibian's agricultural productivity? (Note to Xeadin:And so you picked one that means "sailor of the ship Argo" for a military spellcaster )
#3181 dirtyfrank Jun 14, 2009 23:08:18	Lots of $$. Why is money so important to so many apple juice?
#3182 The-Mage-King Jun 15, 2009 9:15:43	Whut? How many members does Organization XIII have in the KH series?
#3183 dirtyfrank Jun 15, 2009 11:14:49	What?
#3184 zombie_babies Jun 15, 2009 11:18:31	Chickenbutt. Yay or nay?
#3185 dirtyfrank Jun 15, 2009 11:20:02	Nay. Fire?
#3186 zombie_babies Jun 15, 2009 11:24:10	No. Nay or neigh?
#3187 dirtyfrank Jun 15, 2009 11:27:43	Neigh. Way or weigh?
#3188 EscherEnigma Jun 15, 2009 11:37:55	Way to weigh your whey. I can't remember... what's the word for when two words sound the same but are spelled differently?
#3189 The-Mage-King Jun 15, 2009 18:09:03	Annoying. What is the stupidest monster in D&D? Not Int score, but concept?
#3190 Ragnar_Lodbrok Jun 15, 2009 18:12:00	Yer mother. Why isn't the planet a torus?
#3191 The-Mage-King Jun 15, 2009 18:16:31	Whut? "I will not have you speak about Mother that way." Do you know what follows that line?
#3192 Ragnar_Lodbrok Jun 15, 2009 18:40:48	No. Wouldn't having a pet Sabre-toothed cat that you could sic on people be awesome? (No, I do not mean a little housecat with long teeth. I mean Smilodon Fatalis [which, IIRC, means Fatal Chisel-Tooth], a cat the size of a Siberian Tiger and built like a bear.)
#3193 The-Mage-King Jun 15, 2009 18:41:29	'You big meany!' Who said that?
#3194 KillerGM Jun 15, 2009 18:50:13	You did, right here. How can a band make one really awesome song, but all the rest of them suck?
#3195 toastedamphibian Jun 15, 2009 18:53:53	Tradition. Is it alright if I answer EE's question now? [They are called homophones EE.]
#3196 ellorin Jun 16, 2009 6:06:59	We 're merciful, so yes. The Volcano God is hungry. What should we do?
#3197 zombie_babies Jun 16, 2009 8:14:38	Feed it the deputy's corpse. You didn't forget about the deputy, did you?
#3198 Cpt_Micha Jun 16, 2009 8:24:46	I shot the sheriff. But I didn't shoot the deputy. Will the sheriff's corpse do?
#3199 The-Mage-King Jun 16, 2009 8:27:41	Always hate you? Why are we talking about an annoying song that has been play alot lately?
#3200 zombie_babies Jun 16, 2009 8:33:28	Cuz it's not just a song, it's a mystery! You wanna solve the mystery, don't you you darned kid?
#3201 Cpt_Micha Jun 16, 2009 8:33:32	Cause it was related to feeding the volcano.... Why is the song annoying? damn Zombie Ninjas.
#3202 The-Mage-King Jun 16, 2009 8:38:26	Because. Celtic Accordian?
#3203 Cpt_Micha Jun 16, 2009 8:45:14	Never heard of it. Has anyone here played F.E.A.R?
#3204 ellorin Jun 16, 2009 9:56:58	Heard good things about it but I'm no FPS fan. Is it connected in any way with the Sheriff/Deputy Mystery?
#3205 The-Mage-King Jun 16, 2009 10:03:20	Whut? German Bagpipes?
#3206 Cpt_Micha Jun 16, 2009 10:14:41	Generally I'm not a shooter nut (at least not in the ZOMG COD4, QUAKE! DOOM! sense... it has to actually have a story for me to like it) but F.E.A.R is definitely awesome and worth getting. It might be connected... if you count security guards too at least. The conspiracy goes deeper than we ever thought! the RentaCops are part of it too! Bagpipes from bagdad?
#3207 zombie_babies Jun 16, 2009 10:24:55	It happened. A Marine or Army Col used to let the natives know when curfew started by playin' bagpipe music in one city o'er there. I thought it was kind of funny. Plus, it has the added bonus of not being easily confused with any other signal. Nobody's gonna be able to say they misunderstood. :P Was the deputy a bagpiper?
#3208 ellorin Jun 16, 2009 10:36:39	Well, as a matter of fact yes, he was. Coincidence?
#3209 EscherEnigma Jun 16, 2009 10:39:57	Coincidence is just humans finding patterns where there are none. Are you a seeker of the eternal pattern?
#3210 The-Mage-King Jun 16, 2009 10:40:07	I think not! Polka with Bagpipes?
#3211 zombie_babies Jun 16, 2009 11:46:38	Interesting. Yes, yes polka with bagpipes. Awesome. All you want to do: Have some fun?
#3212 toastedamphibian Jun 16, 2009 15:56:37	Feeling you are not the only one, you have. What is the imagery of the people next door at the carwash supposed to mean?
#3213 EscherEnigma Jun 16, 2009 16:05:32	Uh... that they don't have kids to wash their car for them, so they have to pay someone else to do it?
#3214 s-marrow Jun 16, 2009 19:30:48	That sounds plausible. Or they could just be spoiling their kids and educating them through television. Why are kittens so adorable even when they are destroying everything I ever loved?
#3215 EscherEnigma Jun 16, 2009 19:39:46	Because cats have bred humans to find them adorable even at their worst. Why have cats been breeding humans?
#3216 Ragnar_Lodbrok Jun 16, 2009 20:05:40	Because it is part of their strategy for when the gerbils attempt to take over. Did you know that gerbils are actually furry balls of pure, undiluted EVIL?
#3217 dirtyfrank Jun 16, 2009 21:32:30	Nope. Grapes?
#3218 toastedamphibian Jun 16, 2009 22:17:52	Yep. Wrath?
#3219 dirtyfrank Jun 16, 2009 22:22:54	Sure. Wraith?
#3220 EscherEnigma Jun 16, 2009 22:24:13	I prefer sloth, myself. I heard that game was kinda gloomy. Virtue?
#3221 Reg06 Jun 16, 2009 23:28:39	Gluttony. No, isn't that wrong?
#3222 toastedamphibian Jun 16, 2009 23:32:18	To know whether 'No' is wrong I would need to know the question, no?
#3223 undeadmouse Jun 16, 2009 23:51:06	No, the question does not need to be known for an answer to be given. You want Hot Towel?
#3224 dirtyfrank Jun 17, 2009 0:50:12	Yes. Doughnut?
#3225 EscherEnigma Jun 17, 2009 0:51:48	That depends. What kind?
#3226 dirtyfrank Jun 17, 2009 0:52:37	Krispy Kreme?
#3227 EscherEnigma Jun 17, 2009 0:56:58	... you have Krispy Kreme? ... I hate you. All the Krispy Kreme in NM shut down a few years ago. It was tragic. How much condensed happyness is in a box of Krispy Kreme donuts?
#3228 The-Mage-King Jun 17, 2009 7:42:00	None. The *******s use gelatin in those... And you don't want to know what gelatin is. It's the ground up bits of animal, like hoofs and beaks, that they wouldn't use any other way. Nasty stuff. I'm vegitarian. Are you?
#3229 zombie_babies Jun 17, 2009 8:03:31	Hells no. I'm a member of PETA, though. People for Eating Tasty Animals. And I hunt. Why would you deny your evolutionary hunter heritage - you know, eyes on the front of your head, canine teeth, etc?
#3230 The-Mage-King Jun 17, 2009 8:34:28	Because you can get most of the vitamins in meat from cheaper, non-meat foods. I see no point to slaughter non-human animals when we can easily eat enough peanuts to get the same protein amount. And we're above that level now. Accordain rock?
#3231 zombie_babies Jun 17, 2009 8:43:48	No thanks. Yeah. No. Meat tastes really, really good. Reason enough to eat it? ;) :P (I don't want a debate any more than I imagine you do. Jus' keepin' it silly. :D)
#3232 The-Mage-King Jun 17, 2009 9:23:54	No. I've never even tasted it, actually. I'm serious. I've been vegitarian all my life and see it as my duty to convert people. The gelatin thing usually gets them, actually. Why do people continue to eat meat when they could get the same nutrients for less by being vegitarian?
#3233 zombie_babies Jun 17, 2009 9:29:14	Cuz meat tastes awesome! You never tasted meat ever? That's so sad ...
#3234 The-Mage-King Jun 17, 2009 9:33:03	Never in my 17 years of existance. Got a problem with that?
#3235 zombie_babies Jun 17, 2009 9:35:56	Sort of, yes. But this isn't the place for that and it's not like it's a big deal, you know? You ain't buggin' me an' I ain't buggin' you. It's all good here in the OTT. :D My only real concern is this "duty to convert" thing, but whatever. I ain't about to tell you (or anybody) how to live. Maybe we should change the topic? :D
#3236 The-Mage-King Jun 17, 2009 9:40:14	Perhaps. Ever hear of the band called Offkilter?
#3237 ody_saraph_of_karsus Jun 17, 2009 9:40:51	No. Why?
#3238 The-Mage-King Jun 17, 2009 9:42:43	Celtic Rock. 'nuff said. Does anyone here, saving myself, read Shonen Jump?
#3239 zombie_babies Jun 17, 2009 9:42:45	I thought that was pretty clear. He wanted to know if you've heard of a band he had in order to possibly start a conversation about said band. Not I. I've never even heard of it. Why so many types of precipitation?
#3240 The-Mage-King Jun 17, 2009 9:43:55	Like rains of ninja? Was that evil?
#3241 EscherEnigma Jun 17, 2009 10:41:05	No. Wait, some people don't know what gelatin is?
#3242 zombie_babies Jun 17, 2009 11:47:23	Apparently. Some still believe that hooves, etc are used to create it. An' that ain't da troof. It's propaganda. Any common misconceptions about any product get you scratchin' yer head?
#3243 EscherEnigma Jun 17, 2009 12:19:38	Huh. I'd always heard the hoof thing. Didn't really bother me (why should it? Waste not, want not, and all that jazz). But apparently it's "derived mainly from pork skins, pork and cattle bones, or split cattle hides"1, though apparently it can be made from other non-animal sources and there's a small industry in doing so for various reasons (some people won't eat gelatin dervived from pork products for religious reasons, for example). Ya learn something new everyday. Wait, there was a question... uh... birth control. There's all sorts of common misconceptions, often popularized by people that are fighting it for religious or moral reasons, that are downright silly, ranging from "birth control promotes promiscuity" to blatant lies about effectiveness of condoms. Waste not, want not? --- 1From Wikipedia's article on gelatin.
#3244 zombie_babies Jun 17, 2009 12:21:42	I believe it is human nature to want. Even if we don't waste a thing, we'll always want. A bird in the hand: How likely is it to crap on you?
#3245 EscherEnigma Jun 17, 2009 12:25:04	That depends on how willing you are to shoot a bird in your hand. Well?
#3246 zombie_babies Jun 17, 2009 12:28:21	That wouldn't likely be a good idea. Too risky. Why not just squish the sucker?
#3247 EscherEnigma Jun 17, 2009 12:48:25	they bite when provoked. What doesn't bite when provoked?
#3248 zombie_babies Jun 17, 2009 12:51:35	Worms. Well, maybe they do. Or maybe they just can't be provoked. Can they?
#3249 EscherEnigma Jun 17, 2009 12:53:13	I haven't played with worms since I was a wee lad, and I can't say I was being terribly attentive to them then. Were you an attentive wee lad once?
#3250 zombie_babies Jun 17, 2009 12:56:16	Yes, I believe I was. Maybe a bit too attentive, actually. Good thing I fixed all that back in ... in ... uhhh ... What's your earliest memory that you do not have to try too hard to remember?
#3251 ellorin Jun 17, 2009 12:57:16	Playing with my Playmobil and eating a sandwich. We all know the legend of the titan Prometheus , who stole fire from the Gods and offered it to humans. It was recently discovered, though, that someone had rented it to the Gods for a huge price. Who was it?
#3252 EscherEnigma Jun 17, 2009 13:03:04	The Doctor. Who?
#3253 ellorin Jun 17, 2009 13:56:39	Dr. Doom actually. How?
#3254 zombie_babies Jun 17, 2009 13:59:59	In a closet with a wig, some rope and lingerie on the bed. Wha?
#3255 ellorin Jun 17, 2009 14:02:28	A recitation of Baudelaire's "Flowers of Evil". When?
#3256 zombie_babies Jun 17, 2009 14:11:29	When the cows come home drunk and beat their husbands for not taking out the trash, call the cops and have their husbands sent to jail for domestic violence even though they never laid a hoof on their drunken spouses. Whar?
#3257 Cpt_Micha Jun 17, 2009 14:14:50	At the local K-mart infront of a circle of drunken hillbillies. How?
#3258 ellorin Jun 17, 2009 14:14:51	In the middle of Belgium. Why?
#3259 EscherEnigma Jun 17, 2009 15:19:26	Because where else would you find Dr. Doom in a closet with a wig (and some rope with lingerie on the bed) performing a recitation of Baudelaire's "Flowers of Evil" when the cows come home drunk and beat their husbands for not taking out the trash, call the cops and have their husbands sent to jail for domestic violence even though they never laid a hoof on their drunken spouses. The only place where such a thing could happen is Belgium. What makes Belgium so special?
#3260 zombie_babies Jun 17, 2009 15:21:40	Not a damn thing. What could Belgium do to become special?
#3261 ody_saraph_of_karsus Jun 17, 2009 15:27:04	Not a damn thing. What about Puerto Rico?
#3262 EscherEnigma Jun 17, 2009 15:28:11	I'm sure that as a little child state of the US it's already special. I mean, they get just about all the benefits of being a state but without the responsibility. Ain't that somethin'?
#3263 zombie_babies Jun 17, 2009 15:28:52	Them guys? Yeah, they're boned. Yes, it is. Apparently they're much smarter than our gov't thought them to be. Madagascar?
#3264 EscherEnigma Jun 17, 2009 15:31:59	I can never infect it in Pandemic. Do you remember when we had half the forum playing Pandemic?
#3265 zombie_babies Jun 17, 2009 15:35:58	Yes I do. What's gonna be the next OTTer fad?
#3266 EscherEnigma Jun 17, 2009 15:45:05	Riding mopeds while saying "Ciao" as you slowly ride past the senior citizens with their walkers. Can we make this happen?
#3267 zombie_babies Jun 17, 2009 15:53:57	I don't know. Can you even get mopeds anymore?
#3268 EscherEnigma Jun 17, 2009 15:55:59	How the heck would I know? I'm still driving the truck I stole from my father when I moved away to college. He grumbles at me every time I come home. Whats the story of your current vehicular mode of transportation?
#3269 zombie_babies Jun 17, 2009 16:02:23	It's old but needs to last at least another year and a couple months. More likely it'll need to last another 3 or 4 years. Not good. Where have all the dreamers gone?
#3270 s-marrow Jun 17, 2009 18:46:08	They now all sit in dark underground lairs, plotting the end to humanity. Could you ever love a person made of string?
#3271 zombie_babies Jun 18, 2009 8:36:45	Yes. I'd probably even feel bound to them. What's the oddest thing a person could be made of and still be a person to you?
#3272 The-Mage-King Jun 18, 2009 8:42:54	Ooze. Back to our arguement discussion?
#3273 ellorin Jun 18, 2009 8:46:28	Of course. Who is the leader of these Dark Dreamers?
#3274 The-Mage-King Jun 18, 2009 8:50:44	You mean the Dreaming Dark, right?
#3275 zombie_babies Jun 18, 2009 8:52:35	Umm. I'm not comfortable discussing this. Confidentiality agreement, you know. So ... uhh .... did you ... umm ... did you know that ... that ... uhh ... bunnies are ... umm ... like .... uhh ... kind of militaristic?
#3276 The-Mage-King Jun 18, 2009 8:59:41	You mean the squirrels. Evil little beasts, they are... Have you seen my Squirrel Caster PrC? Link's in my sig.
#3277 ellorin Jun 18, 2009 9:10:22	Yes I have, and I'm very concerned about the Vile Squirrel Threat. How should we react?
#3278 zombie_babies Jun 18, 2009 9:13:03	We should probably call the Sherriff. Oh wait, he's dead. Maybe we should call the Depu ... aww hell. Who can we call!?!?!
#3279 ellorin Jun 18, 2009 9:16:44	We can hire Marley&Clapton. They're quite the gunmen after all. Unless...unless Leila is working with the squirrels ? Can it be?
#3280 zombie_babies Jun 18, 2009 9:20:54	That *****. Of course! It all makes sense now! Uhh ... it does make sense, doesn't it?
#3281 ellorin Jun 18, 2009 9:24:12	Of course. It is truly an alliance of evil! Is there any hope against them?
#3282 The-Mage-King Jun 18, 2009 9:26:23	Yes. Repent ye 4.0ism, and I shall allow ye to join the Overkill Mages. If you've already repented, or never went over, you're in. Who wants to join my Anti-Squirrel alliance?
#3283 ellorin Jun 18, 2009 9:29:41	The Church of Reformed OTTers will help you my son. How should we begin our crusade against the fiendish rodents?
#3284 zombie_babies Jun 18, 2009 9:30:57	Well, I like to shoot 'em an' eat 'em - when they're in season. So, I guess I do my part. But they won't be in season for a little while so I can't help right now. Does that make me kind of complicit?
#3285 The-Mage-King Jun 18, 2009 9:39:10	Maybe. Explosives or cages with acorns in them? Or both?
#3286 ellorin Jun 18, 2009 12:29:39	Both. Do we know who's their leader?
#3287 toastedamphibian Jun 18, 2009 15:55:25	Of course. Why do you oppose the fury minions of the god of why?
#3288 EscherEnigma Jun 18, 2009 15:57:45	Because I can. Can you?
#3289 zombie_babies Jun 18, 2009 15:59:20	I doubt it. Does your momma dance and does your daddy rock 'n' roll?
#3290 EscherEnigma Jun 18, 2009 16:01:32	I'm sure they did at one point, but I don't make a habit of nosing about my parent's social lives. Who's business do you stick your nose into?
#3291 Reg06 Jun 19, 2009 5:21:26	Nobody's really. Well, I mean the FBI's, but that's not really a 'who.' Are the things you do generally good ideas, or bad ideas?
#3292 zombie_babies Jun 19, 2009 8:09:49	Let's just take the average an' call 'em ideas. Yeah. **** you?
#3293 EscherEnigma Jun 19, 2009 12:54:49	Sorry, I'm already in a monogamous gay relationship, and I mean that in both senses of the word. Thoughts on polyamory?
#3294 ellorin Jun 19, 2009 13:49:14	It has the potential to ruin your health permanently. Should Wile. E. Coyote finally get Road Runner?
#3295 Ragnar_Lodbrok Jun 19, 2009 15:34:19	Yes. Are the squirrels allies of the nefarious gerbils?
#3296 ellorin Jun 19, 2009 15:38:40	Its...its worst than we thought! We need a hero NOW! To whom should we turn to?
#3297 Ragnar_Lodbrok Jun 19, 2009 15:43:23	Cats, birds of prey, and whatever else eats those things. Why did the gerbils force us to breed Chihuahuas? Could those overgrown rats actually be gerbil warbeasts?
#3298 zombie_babies Jun 19, 2009 15:47:00	I don't know what you're talking about. No gerbil has ever forced me to do anything. You just have to remember that you, in turn, can't force a gerbil ... You didn't try to, didja?
#3299 ellorin Jun 19, 2009 15:48:44	I knew a guy who intended to do just that...never saw him again. What about the lemurs? Where do they fit in?
#3300 zombie_babies Jun 19, 2009 15:49:58	A lemur certainly can't fit the same place a gerbil can. Are you some kind of sicko?
#3301 Reg06 Jun 19, 2009 21:24:58	I can spell out the word "NO!" with the 83 turtles living underneath my bed. What kind of question is this?
#3302 some_random_kid Jun 19, 2009 22:41:53	The kind that needed to be asked. What if the turtles, gerbils, and lemurs all declare holy wars on each other?
#3303 Reg06 Jun 19, 2009 23:06:01	The turtles would create an unassailable defensive wall, the lemurs would attempt to dominate the other two species, but only end up destroying themselves in a bloody civil war. And baneofelves would kidnap the surviving gerbils for himself. Tesla or Archimedes?
#3304 s-marrow Jun 20, 2009 9:14:22	In a cage boxing match I think Archimedes would win. Which would you rather vote for in a beauty contest, a giraffe or a platypus?
#3305 ellorin Jun 20, 2009 11:15:11	A giraffe. Who's your favourite Green Lantern?
#3306 Mad_Jack Jun 20, 2009 18:51:40	Wasn't there one that looked like a pink hippopotamus? Could you take a superhero that looked like an anthropomorphic pink herbivore seriously?
#3307 Ragnar_Lodbrok Jun 20, 2009 19:48:12	With all the other lame superheroes out there, I'd have to say unfortunately, yes. Why are there so many lame superheroes?
#3308 s-marrow Jun 20, 2009 21:08:42	They provide positive role models for all the lame regular people. Is it hammer time?
#3309 Ragnar_Lodbrok Jun 20, 2009 22:36:33	Hammer good. Flamethrower better. What is the world coming to?
#3310 ellorin Jun 21, 2009 2:28:22	DOOM! Who can save it?
#3311 Mad_Jack Jun 21, 2009 20:14:21	Obi-wan Kenobi - he's our only hope. Is it actually possible to make a Gungan into an interesting non-comical character?
#3312 EscherEnigma Jun 21, 2009 20:37:02	Yes. Did you crush on any of the characters and/or actors from the Star Wars movies (any six of them)?
#3313 The-Mage-King Jun 22, 2009 7:37:42	No. Who thinks that we have to watch out for Giant Space Squirrels now?
#3314 ellorin Jun 22, 2009 10:38:42	We all should! It is a matter of life and death! What should our first line of defence be?
#3315 ody_saraph_of_karsus Jun 22, 2009 13:54:23	Chuck Norris! Make sense?
#3316 s-marrow Jun 23, 2009 0:56:54	I certainly hope not. What is the best way to eblesa a tariaastagen with a pair of moradoa and only one cabronde?
#3317 Ragnar_Lodbrok Jun 23, 2009 1:10:17	Why should I care?
#3318 s-marrow Jun 23, 2009 1:22:15	Nihilism is a fascinating subject, but I'm not really in the mood to discuss it at the moment. Is a ten-foot pole really the optimal size for touching things you don't want to touch?
#3319 EscherEnigma Jun 23, 2009 1:52:39	I wouldn't even touch a grinch with a ten and a half foot pole, so I don't think so. When is the best time to use lyrics from christmas shows?
#3320 s-marrow Jun 23, 2009 6:15:29	Hmmm....April 8th at 15:07 GMT. Do you have time on your side?
#3321 humanmind Jun 23, 2009 6:37:18	only when it's 12 o'clock What is the solution?
#3322 ody_saraph_of_karsus Jun 23, 2009 10:23:40	What is the problem?
#3323 s-marrow Jun 23, 2009 11:58:23	Whichever problem is most convenient for you to have. Would the world be a better place if we were all five inches tall?
#3324 zombie_babies Jun 23, 2009 12:06:45	It'd be a bigger place, but I fear it'd be much less populated. Five inch tall people make a tasty snack for too many animals. And a fun toy for many others. Hmm. Less populated. Yeah, it'd be a better place. ;) Which was the coolest Smurf and why?
#3325 s-marrow Jun 23, 2009 12:12:15	Papa Smurf...because I don't remember the names of any of the others. What is the best thing about clogs?
#3326 ody_saraph_of_karsus Jun 23, 2009 13:23:58	I'm sorry, Im not following... What?
#3327 s-marrow Jun 23, 2009 13:27:50	There are no hidden messages in the question, "What is the best thing about clogs?" ...or is there?
#3328 EscherEnigma Jun 23, 2009 13:30:20	Yes, there is. And the best thing is the lack of laces. Leather or lace?
#3329 s-marrow Jun 23, 2009 13:57:52	Both of those seem too uncomfortable for me...I guess laces could be more useful in emergency situations. How do you feel about the world at large?
#3330 Reg06 Jun 23, 2009 18:09:01	It's been vastly underrated and misinterpreted. Do you hate world suck?
#3331 KillerGM Jun 23, 2009 18:16:21	That is confusing to me. I love the whole world. What is your favorite pizza place to order from?
#3332 baneofelves Jun 23, 2009 18:18:40	The nearest Pizza place. Is Amon Amarth the most awesome Death Metal/Black Metal band ever?
#3333 Reg06 Jun 23, 2009 18:26:44	Nope. That'd be Dimmu Borgir. Do you remember rock n' roll radio?
#3334 jhonesy Jun 23, 2009 19:11:16	What the hell is rock 'n' roll!? No, seriously, what the hell is rock 'n' roll?
#3335 humanmind Jun 23, 2009 21:27:51	It's where you put a rock on the top of a hill and wacth it roll Where can I find a hill?
#3336 s-marrow Jun 23, 2009 21:49:15	Tartarus has hills suitable for your purpose. How many fingers would you like to have on your hands?
#3337 jhonesy Jun 23, 2009 23:28:07	Six. Then, after you include the thumb, you have a total of seven. And seven is a good healthy, lucky number. Speaking of luck, which is luckier: Finding a chest full of priceless artifacts at the cost of your sight, or finding the secret to alchemy at the cost of a shortened life?
#3338 Webster Jun 24, 2009 0:15:06	Feel free to restart the thread.