Ask another silly question.

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#1

humanmind

Feb 23, 2010 0:37:36

I thought I'd start another question game. For those not familiar with the concept, answer the previous posters question and then ask your own.



Do you like answering questions?

#2

ViolenceJack

Feb 23, 2010 2:22:31

No.


Should I like answering questions?

#3

pluisjen

Feb 23, 2010 3:34:53
Yes.

What's the idea behind this topic? 
#4

humanmind

Feb 23, 2010 3:59:27
To find some silly questions like...


Why does jello jiggle?
#5

s-marrow

Feb 23, 2010 15:34:37
Because of viscoelasticity

How many times are we going to have to explain this all again?
#6

EscherEnigma

Feb 23, 2010 16:18:52
How many times are we going to have to explain this all again?


Until the sky turns tapioca and the rivers run pink with envy.

How many metaphors can you mix up in one sentence?
#7

humanmind

Feb 23, 2010 20:41:08
That depends on your ability to understand metaphors.


Whats your special ability?
#8

Ragnar_Lodbrok

Feb 23, 2010 20:50:47
To be so lazy that I won't even make the effort to fall asleep.

Why'd we need a new one of these threads?
#9

s-marrow

Feb 24, 2010 16:53:05
Because it was shinier and more compact than the other one.

Would you rather play golf with Edison or Tesla?
#10

Cpt_Micha

Feb 24, 2010 16:54:38
Tesla. Cause I'd love to see what kind of electric awsomeness comes to the golf game.

Chicken or pork?
#11

ViolenceJack

Feb 24, 2010 17:10:51
Both, served as layers in the same sandwich with cheese and the souls of the damned.

Why wouldn't you eat that chocolate covered manhole cover?
#12

s-marrow

Feb 24, 2010 17:13:55
Maybe if you have allergies to chocolate. Only feasible reason I can think of.

Would you rather be a vagrant or a pariah?
#13

theoriginalbigdaddy

Feb 24, 2010 21:06:50
a vagrant because you get hobo friends.

why did I have to look up both of those words?
#14

EscherEnigma

Feb 24, 2010 21:49:45
Because you need to expand your vocab more?
#15

dragom

Feb 24, 2010 22:39:13

Because only homeless people call themselves vagrants and no one talks to pariahs.


What two groups wear sparkly eyeshadow and body glitter?

#16

toastedamphibian

Feb 24, 2010 22:42:15

Because only homeless people call themselves vagrants and no one talks to pariahs.


What two groups wear sparkly eyeshadow and body glitter?




Me and your Mom.

Was that out of line?
#17

EscherEnigma

Feb 24, 2010 22:45:12
Was that out of line?


Heck, that was out of the park!

If a park could move, where would you park a park such that it was a nice park in a legal parking space?
#18

dragom

Feb 24, 2010 22:50:44

Every state or province has a dedicated area, not more then 6 inches from the curb, for parking your park.


Whats the was the most costly fine for traffic violation you've ever had to pay?

#19

toastedamphibian

Feb 24, 2010 22:54:06
150$

How much you got?
#20

generalhenry

Feb 24, 2010 22:54:49
$40 in my wallet

What's the best ride at Disney's California Adventure?
#21

humanmind

Feb 24, 2010 23:09:25
The exit turn-gate.


How do you break free from a turn-gate if your shirt gets stuck without removing your shirt
#22

toastedamphibian

Feb 24, 2010 23:57:09
You rip it.

How do you forget to add a question mark in a thread all about questions
#23

s-marrow

Feb 25, 2010 0:27:27
With deliberate and measured irony

Would you prefer to go to the theatre or the theater?
#24

toastedamphibian

Feb 25, 2010 0:34:13
I'm a fan of r, so I choose the former.

Who else is atthere?
#25

humanmind

Feb 25, 2010 1:43:29
Not me. But maybe him.


Which way to the bathroom?
#26

dragom

Feb 25, 2010 2:39:29

Down the hall first door on the left.


Tungsten carbide reflects gamma rays and oxygen reflects blue, what reflects white?

#27

ViolenceJack

Feb 25, 2010 8:12:10

My mom.


 


Did I do that joke right? Explain.

#28

rgagsthmch

Feb 25, 2010 11:33:14
You did your mom right.

Right?
#29

s-marrow

Feb 25, 2010 11:47:36
Yes and no.
"Right" and "wrong" are concepts which can be explained in relation to two main frames of referance. The first category is the social concept of right and wrong which varies widly depending on which communities are being included or excluded in the discussion of the subject. In this case, right and wrong are determined according to the prevailing opinion of the subject group. Due to the infinite possible ways to construct these social groups, you will almost certainly be both "right" and "wrong" both once. The other frame of referance is the individual's unique perception of "right". While this perception itself can shift rapidly depending on the individual's own experiences, however, at the exact point of time in which an individual commits an action, they have made the decision that their decision is the optimal choice they could have made at the time, and are as such "right" at that particular point of time.


Dinosaurs. Cooler with or without monocles?
#30

zombie_babies

Feb 25, 2010 11:49:39
Why with, of course.

So I'm seein' all sorts of 'right' love in this 'ere thread.  Why the apathy for left?
#31

s-marrow

Feb 25, 2010 11:59:55
Because I'm busy avoiding the formation of tiresome political jokes.

Can you make a tiresome politcial joke in relation to Italian explorer Giovanni Cabot?
#32

rgagsthmch

Feb 25, 2010 12:01:34
Because left-handedness is a sign of the Devil.

May I request a Satanic Funeral?

EDIT: ninja'd

No, because I don't know who that is.

Could you enlighten us?
#33

Rich_The_Mad

Feb 25, 2010 12:11:46
He is a great perveyor of all things cheddar and cheesy. Cabot cheddar is considered some of the tasiest out there.  Also used as a descriptor, as in "Your flying teleporting dragon mount is totally Cabot".

If you have a boat for many years, eventually replacing all of the components, is it still the same boat?
#34

zombie_babies

Feb 25, 2010 12:45:44
No, it's some sort of Frankenboat.

Have you heard that the two happiest days in the life of a boat owner are the day he buys the boat and the day he sells it?
#35

KillerGM

Feb 25, 2010 13:28:17
Yup.

How many?
#36

zombie_babies

Feb 25, 2010 13:38:38
As many as you're a' givin'.

I'ma gonna regret that, ain't I?
#37

KillerGM

Feb 25, 2010 14:24:14
Not unless you hate cookies (I'm making them).

How long would you sleep in if you could sleep however long you wanted to?
#38

EscherEnigma

Feb 25, 2010 14:29:11
Not unless you hate cookies (I'm making them).

How long would you sleep in if you could sleep however long you wanted to?


Of late, about 9 am.  It's really annoying.  No matter what time I go to bed, I wake up at 9 am regardless.  And as I have issues falling asleep to begin with, i can't just roll over and snore some more...

Is insomnia fun?
#39

zombie_babies

Feb 25, 2010 14:33:43
No, it's not.  'Specially when your partner is a snorin' fool, too. 

I've found that the best way to overcome insomnia is to drink excessively.  Anyone else do that to catch some z's?
#40

The-Mage-King

Feb 25, 2010 15:02:23

Probably,but I'm not one of them. 18, you see...



WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM?

#41

EscherEnigma

Feb 25, 2010 15:22:36
A damn loud kid that needs to shut up and get off my lawn!

Have I started too many Strange News threads lately?
#42

The-Mage-King

Feb 25, 2010 15:31:06
YES!



Would you side with the Anti-Spirals?
#43

dragom

Feb 25, 2010 15:33:35

No, I need my spiral power.


Anyone spare a cup of sugar?

#44

The-Mage-King

Feb 25, 2010 16:32:59
Probably, but it isn't me.


Ever read a manga called (in short) Bo-Bobo?
#45

dragom

Feb 25, 2010 16:34:36

I haven't, should I?


Could I serve jail time for ordering a copy of Elfen Lied through the mail?

#46

toastedamphibian

Feb 25, 2010 16:43:11

I haven't, should I?


Could I serve jail time for ordering a copy of Elfen Lied through the mail?




I have no idea, that would probably depend upon the applicable laws in your jurisdiction, wherever that may be.

Your going to answer my question now, yes?
#47

The-Mage-King

Feb 25, 2010 16:46:09
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#48

toastedamphibian

Feb 25, 2010 18:26:53
Seven rat tails make a thin stew.

Add possum?
#49

generalhenry

Feb 25, 2010 18:28:45
only if you add awesome

what's your mom's bra size?
#50

theoriginalbigdaddy

Feb 25, 2010 22:53:13
tank mother dosn't wear bras.

Is it wrong to date quarians?
#51

The-Mage-King

Feb 26, 2010 8:14:28
Who?


Killer Bee- Brilliant ninja, or lame rapper?
#52

sennor

Mar 04, 2010 9:54:33
lame raptor.

How many shells did Sally sell at the seashore?
#53

EscherEnigma

Mar 04, 2010 9:57:44
Sally got smart, and sold C Shells along with Perl Shells at her online website "CtheSeashore.com" and her first shells are just about going platinum.

If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port, and the bus is interupted as a very last resort, and the address of the memory makes the floppy disk abort, does the socket packet pocket have an error to report?
#54

The-Mage-King

Mar 04, 2010 13:23:27

#55

Xeadin

Mar 15, 2010 18:46:14
I think not!

How would you respond if you received a notice saying that you had to retake a test, even though you know that you passed it?
#56

The-Mage-King

Mar 16, 2010 14:09:36

Grin evilly as I took out my copy of the old answer sheet and memorized what I got right, while reviewing what I got wrong.

You?

#57

EscherEnigma

Mar 16, 2010 14:23:58
I got insulted when the teach implied I might have cheated, and insisted that I had just studied my ass off and pointed out my rising homework grades since the first test.

Ever had a teacher imply or accuse you cheated?
#58

The-Mage-King

Mar 16, 2010 14:28:50

Yes. It was on a study guid that I made, that had my name in the header, with a slight typo near it. that I used white out on the typo.

Would thatt be a compliment or an insult?

#59

Xeadin

Mar 16, 2010 17:08:39
Depends on what the typo was.

Have you ever 'Godmodded' in a game? 
#60

The-Mage-King

Mar 17, 2010 9:15:22
Yes. I use the consle in Oblivion way too much...


Do you use fan-mods?