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Bacon

Post/Author/DateTime Post
#1
mellored
Jul 11, 2013 8:48:24 It can be used to cure your wounds.
#2
Cluless_Rat
Jul 11, 2013 10:27:38 Why not just put salt directly on your wounds?
#3
The_Silversword
Jul 11, 2013 13:28:00 Salt doesnt come with a free toy inside!
#4
Cluless_Rat
Jul 11, 2013 13:35:59
Salt doesnt come with a free toy inside!

Infected wounds do!
#5
Pontiac
Jul 11, 2013 16:10:29 I wanna know what the toy is.
#6
zombie_babies
Jul 11, 2013 16:13:13 Cholesteral or, of you're lucky, heart disease.
#7
CorranHornIsAwesome
Jul 11, 2013 16:20:23 Pigs: converting vegetables into bacon.
#8
Cluless_Rat
Jul 11, 2013 17:08:46
Pigs: converting vegetables into bacon.

If it were only veggies that they ate...
#9
The_Silversword
Jul 12, 2013 1:54:43
I wanna know what the toy is.

Im kinda curious as well, but not enough to actually buy them ,I'll wait till the wife gets them, Im sure she will, she loves bacon, more than me, that is to say, she loves bacon more than she loves me, not she loves bacon more than I love bacon, but that would be correct also.
#10
Pontiac
Jul 12, 2013 8:21:36
I wanna know what the toy is.

Im kinda curious as well, but not enough to actually buy them ,I'll wait till the wife gets them, Im sure she will, she loves bacon, more than me, that is to say, she loves bacon more than she loves me, not she loves bacon more than I love bacon, but that would be correct also.

mmmm bacon
#11
Robin_Hoodlum
Jul 12, 2013 12:47:29 Bacon is a poison and must be banned.
#12
The_Silversword
Jul 12, 2013 13:20:10 And lets not forget the water with poisonous fluoride, the government is trying to kill us!!!!
#13
Cluless_Rat
Jul 12, 2013 14:30:41
And lets not forget the water with poisonous fluoride, the government is trying to kill us!!!!

Indeed. With fluoride US citizens are able to keep their teeth and thus eat more and become bigger and unhealthier.
#14
zombie_babies
Jul 12, 2013 14:51:05 Hmm ... that really is a problem.
#15
Cluless_Rat
Jul 12, 2013 14:57:02
Hmm ... that really is a problem.

Pull your teeth out!

You'll eat and less and give better ****!
#16
zombie_babies
Jul 12, 2013 15:39:39 But I like my teeth. They give me something to use that li'l brush I have on.
#17
Cluless_Rat
Jul 12, 2013 16:19:25 You have a mustache?

Post/Author/DateTime	Post
#1 mellored Jul 11, 2013 8:48:24	It can be used to cure your wounds.
#2 Cluless_Rat Jul 11, 2013 10:27:38	Why not just put salt directly on your wounds?
#3 The_Silversword Jul 11, 2013 13:28:00	Salt doesnt come with a free toy inside!
#4 Cluless_Rat Jul 11, 2013 13:35:59	Salt doesnt come with a free toy inside! Infected wounds do!
#5 Pontiac Jul 11, 2013 16:10:29	I wanna know what the toy is.
#6 zombie_babies Jul 11, 2013 16:13:13	Cholesteral or, of you're lucky, heart disease.
#7 CorranHornIsAwesome Jul 11, 2013 16:20:23	Pigs: converting vegetables into bacon.
#8 Cluless_Rat Jul 11, 2013 17:08:46	Pigs: converting vegetables into bacon. If it were only veggies that they ate...
#9 The_Silversword Jul 12, 2013 1:54:43	I wanna know what the toy is. Im kinda curious as well, but not enough to actually buy them ,I'll wait till the wife gets them, Im sure she will, she loves bacon, more than me, that is to say, she loves bacon more than she loves me, not she loves bacon more than I love bacon, but that would be correct also.
#10 Pontiac Jul 12, 2013 8:21:36	I wanna know what the toy is. Im kinda curious as well, but not enough to actually buy them ,I'll wait till the wife gets them, Im sure she will, she loves bacon, more than me, that is to say, she loves bacon more than she loves me, not she loves bacon more than I love bacon, but that would be correct also. mmmm bacon
#11 Robin_Hoodlum Jul 12, 2013 12:47:29	Bacon is a poison and must be banned.
#12 The_Silversword Jul 12, 2013 13:20:10	And lets not forget the water with poisonous fluoride, the government is trying to kill us!!!!
#13 Cluless_Rat Jul 12, 2013 14:30:41	And lets not forget the water with poisonous fluoride, the government is trying to kill us!!!! Indeed. With fluoride US citizens are able to keep their teeth and thus eat more and become bigger and unhealthier.
#14 zombie_babies Jul 12, 2013 14:51:05	Hmm ... that really is a problem.
#15 Cluless_Rat Jul 12, 2013 14:57:02	Hmm ... that really is a problem. Pull your teeth out! You'll eat and less and give better ****!
#16 zombie_babies Jul 12, 2013 15:39:39	But I like my teeth. They give me something to use that li'l brush I have on.
#17 Cluless_Rat Jul 12, 2013 16:19:25	You have a mustache?