bad news for all the drinkers in the taveren

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#1

trappedslider

May 14, 2013 11:24:33
usnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2013/05/14/1825...
#2

zombie_babies

May 14, 2013 11:41:28
I don't drive if I've been drinking.  They could lower it from .08 to .00 for all I care.
#3

draco1119

May 14, 2013 11:50:08
"I sure hope I slide into a family of six tonight!"

Seriously... Whatevs. As long as they don't lower it to .02, since that's about what a dose of NyQuil will get you.
#4

Cpt_Micha

May 14, 2013 12:25:25
Nah, we as drinkers won't be affected at all by this. Because we have experience and we know when we shouldn't drive.

Now for the teeotalers out there, who will end up trying some one day? Yeah this might affect them. Because they're too stupid and inexperienced to know better.

The people that drive at any point after they've been drinking for abit should be killed in a fire.
#5

draco1119

May 14, 2013 12:40:06
True. Sadly, they often end up killing someone else in a fire.
#6

ADHadh

May 15, 2013 7:03:18
The drunkards won't abide by this law anyway, so what's the point?
#7

zombie_babies

May 15, 2013 12:49:20
Exactly!  We'll just have to ban booze ... again.
#8

homicidal_squirrel

May 15, 2013 13:23:00
Exactly!  We'll just have to ban booze ... again.

I see investment oppontunities on the horizon.

#9

zombie_babies

May 15, 2013 13:52:35
I really hope we don't ban booze again.  All sorts of good, honest Americans will be forced to depend upon Canadianistani savages once again.  Sick, bro.  Totally sick.
#10

draco1119

May 15, 2013 14:46:59
But the Chicago and Massachusetts politicians will live it. Just like old times!
#11

zombie_babies

May 15, 2013 14:52:32
I hope it gives 'em all brain cancer. 
#12

sfdragon

May 15, 2013 14:53:35
bootlegged beer
#13

homicidal_squirrel

May 15, 2013 15:17:33
But the Chicago and Massachusetts politicians will live it. Just like old times!


What does it matter as long as you can still get alcohol?
#14

zombie_babies

May 15, 2013 15:40:51
Cuz it's Canadianistani alcohol?  They can't make a beer that doesn't taste like it came from a skunk's ass and their whiskies are noted for how well they vanish in a mix - like the French in a war - but more importantly, like a 'good' vodka (whatever that means).  If that's all ya got, it's time to start smokin' crack.
#15

CorranHornIsAwesome

May 15, 2013 15:41:22
Cuz it's Canadianistani alcohol?  They can't make a beer that doesn't taste like it came from a skunk's ass and their whiskies are noted for how well they vanish in a mix - like the French in a war - but more importantly, like a 'good' vodka (whatever that means).  If that's all ya got, it's time to start smokin' crack.




#16

homicidal_squirrel

May 15, 2013 17:56:45
Cuz it's Canadianistani alcohol?  They can't make a beer that doesn't taste like it came from a skunk's ass and their whiskies are noted for how well they vanish in a mix - like the French in a war - but more importantly, like a 'good' vodka (whatever that means).  If that's all ya got, it's time to start smokin' crack.

Sure, if you're lazy and smuggle Canadian stuff. I would invest in importing European alcohol to Canada, and smuggle it in over the boarder. 

#17

Pontiac

May 15, 2013 18:14:13
Cuz it's Canadianistani alcohol?  They can't make a beer that doesn't taste like it came from a skunk's ass and their whiskies are noted for how well they vanish in a mix - like the French in a war - but more importantly, like a 'good' vodka (whatever that means).  If that's all ya got, it's time to start smokin' crack.



um plenty of canadian beers out class american beers, Steam Whistle Pilsner trumps all beer period. Weak whiskey? lol try Forty Creek for a strong taste and stop drinking our discount swill thats for the welfare bums and homeless on those long winter nights.

There are plenty of terrible beers brewed in Canada true, but theres plenty in the USA as well, Olde English 800 is urine in an oversized beer bottle from Wisconsin. 
#18

homicidal_squirrel

May 15, 2013 18:21:09
Pfft... Everyone knows Wisconsin isn't part of the U.S.
#19

CorranHornIsAwesome

May 15, 2013 18:38:16
Pfft... Everyone knows Wisconsin isn't part of the U.S.

They should be, though. Cheese, man!
#20

homicidal_squirrel

May 15, 2013 18:48:29
No. End of discussion.
#21

Pontiac

May 15, 2013 18:57:41
oh come on now, you know you want a big wheel of cheddar and a warm Olde English 800 to wash it down under an American Flag waving in the breeze in good old Wisconsin.
#22

CorranHornIsAwesome

May 15, 2013 19:02:47
oh come on now, you know you want a big wheel of cheddar and a warm Olde English 800 to wash it down under an American Flag waving in the breeze in good old Wisconsin.

You'd have to throw some nekkid black guys in there to get anyone around here interested in that.
#23

zombie_babies

May 16, 2013 8:15:23
um plenty of canadian beers out class american beers, Steam Whistle Pilsner trumps all beer period. Weak whiskey? lol try Forty Creek for a strong taste and stop drinking our discount swill thats for the welfare bums and homeless on those long winter nights.



Umm ... no.  Canadian whiskey is noted for being light.  Seriously, look it up.  Now there may be a few outliers here and there, sure, but overall the whiskey of the colony is known as light.  Just how it is. 

Pilsner is easily the worst type of beer.  If your best is a Pilsner ya'all probably ain't got much in the way of good beer.  Aside from that, I wouldn't be surprised in the least to find that it's skunky as hell as pretty much every 'beer' I've been unfortunate to sample from that 'country' has been straight skunk. 

There are plenty of terrible beers brewed in Canada true, but theres plenty in the USA as well, Olde English 800 is urine in an oversized beer bottle from Wisconsin. 



Yeah, there's bad.  I don't recall ever denying that fact so I'm wondering why, exactly, you've decided to bring it up.  As a matter of fact, I frequently call people on their beer choices because they choose the mass brewed stuff that the big companies make.  So yeah, what's the point?

America has a massive number of micro-breweries that make some really amazing stuff.  In Canada, 4% of beer makers are considered to be craft brewers.  In America, it's 97%.  Quite simply, if you want to find quality beer, America is a vastly better option than Canada.  I mean, it's simple numbers.  We care more about good beer because more companies successfully make specialty brews.  We have more beers to choose from - an incredible number more, in fact.  It's just a fact.
#24

draco1119

May 16, 2013 9:32:47
As a matter of fact... Is that a fact? Do you, in fact, have a link that you can, in fact, post - preferably linking to a fact-checking website?
#25

zombie_babies

May 16, 2013 11:53:46
The funny thing?  I didn't even mean to do it this time.  The last time, though, in that place that would be cool if it actually existed, I did it on purpose.  I guess I broke my brain when I did. 

Of course, I could always edit the post - after quoting yours - and make you look like a fool. 
#26

draco1119

May 16, 2013 11:57:04
Like it would be the first time...
#27

Cpt_Micha

May 16, 2013 12:39:20
Unfortunately ZB for every "light" whiskey they make we make an equally terribad one. We have two...three brands which are some how wildly successful in Jim Beam, Wild Turkey and JD.

Now leave my Forty Creek alone!
#28

zombie_babies

May 16, 2013 13:04:04
America is also full of craft distilleries and they make whiskies and bourbons that are quite good to excellent in quality. 
#29

LadyNeferRa

May 17, 2013 8:00:59
Went to a whiskey tasting once.  My Dad was horrified when I said I liked the bourbon best.  Actually it all tasted like jet fuel to me, though.
#30

Klirshon

May 17, 2013 9:01:12
Why did you ever drink jet fuel? Humans can't process it properly.
#31

homicidal_squirrel

May 17, 2013 9:13:34
Why did you ever drink jet fuel? Humans can't process it properly.

Someone figured she wouldn't know what bourbon was, so they gave her some jet fuel and told her it was bourbon.

#32

zombie_babies

May 17, 2013 10:20:25
Have you tried Angel's Envy yet?  It's pretty good.
#33

homicidal_squirrel

May 17, 2013 10:37:41
Have you tried Angel's Envy yet?  It's pretty good.


No, I haven't. Is it good? I just looked it up, and its website says it's finished off in port barrels. It sounds interesting.
#34

zombie_babies

May 17, 2013 11:39:25
Yeah, it's interesting.  Mild, too.  I had it on the rocks with a li'l lemon.  Quite tasty and very easy to drink.
#35

homicidal_squirrel

May 17, 2013 12:08:42
Interesting. The aging in port barrels intrigues me. I may just get some. If I don't like it, I can always give it away to someone.
#36

zombie_babies

May 17, 2013 13:09:29
You'll like it.  I mean, it's a quality bourbon.  ;)
#37

CorranHornIsAwesome

May 17, 2013 14:18:04
You'll like it.  I mean, it's a quality bourbon.  ;)

That's not always enough. Dosen't RH drink PBR? Even I hate that stuff.
#38

zombie_babies

May 17, 2013 14:55:40
You'll like it.  I mean, it's a quality bourbon.  ;)

That's not always enough. Dosen't RH drink PBR? Even I hate that stuff.



What does what you just said have anything to do with what you quoted?
#39

CorranHornIsAwesome

May 17, 2013 15:16:10
You'll like it.  I mean, it's a quality bourbon.  ;)

That's not always enough. Dosen't RH drink PBR? Even I hate that stuff.



What does what you just said have anything to do with what you quoted?

Quality dosen't mean that everyone will ike it.
#40

zombie_babies

May 17, 2013 15:27:59
Quality dosen't mean that everyone will ike it.



Umm ... I know my audience.  HS appreciates quality.
#41

homicidal_squirrel

May 17, 2013 19:39:33
Quality dosen't mean that everyone will ike it.



Umm ... I know my audience.  HS appreciates quality.

Yes, this is veery true, and I appreciate the recomendation from ZB because I know he won't recomend terrible drinks.

#42

homicidal_squirrel

May 17, 2013 19:42:13
You'll like it.  I mean, it's a quality bourbon.  ;)

That's not always enough. Dosen't RH drink PBR? Even I hate that stuff.

PBR is gutter swill. Fortunately RH learned the error of his ways and has upgraded.

#43

Cpt_Micha

May 17, 2013 22:32:46
You say that.... wait till he ends up strapped for cash but a need for booze again.
#44

Qmark

May 17, 2013 22:37:14
stay home.  get utterly fitshaced.  problem solved.
#45

draco1119

May 17, 2013 23:13:14
And then drunkenly post on WotC forums. New problems!
#46

The_Silversword

May 18, 2013 0:52:12
I do it all the time!
#47

Qmark

May 18, 2013 0:53:41
I do it all the time!

I'm doing it right now!

#48

The_Silversword

May 18, 2013 0:58:01
*Hi-Five!*
#49

Qmark

May 18, 2013 1:56:20
*Hi-Five!*

I would, but i'd likely miss.

#50

warghoul

May 18, 2013 1:58:07
Drink Drinve Kill.
#51

The_Silversword

May 18, 2013 2:01:22
not necessarily in that order.
#52

draco1119

May 18, 2013 7:38:32
"It's not like we're trying to break the law... But there's no other way to get the car back to the house!" -Sam Kinison
#53

The_Silversword

May 19, 2013 0:20:12
#54

CorranHornIsAwesome

May 21, 2013 15:03:54
Quality dosen't mean that everyone will ike it.



Umm ... I know my audience.  HS appreciates quality.




You know he said SG-1 is a terrible show, right?
#55

zombie_babies

May 21, 2013 15:28:06
We're talking booze, not TV.  Sort of different fruits, yanno?
#56

CorranHornIsAwesome

May 21, 2013 15:41:17
We're talking booze, not TV.  Sort of different fruits, yanno?

Fruits? Thatr's a strawman!


#57

zombie_babies

May 21, 2013 15:42:16
No, it's fruit.  Straw isn't a fruit.

#58

CorranHornIsAwesome

May 21, 2013 15:56:01
No, it's fruit.  Straw isn't a fruit.





I was clearly referring to strawberries. Geez, ZB, it's like I have to explain everything lately.
#59

zombie_babies

May 21, 2013 16:09:09
Those are made with imitation straw. 
#60

CorranHornIsAwesome

May 21, 2013 16:13:05
Hey, if imitation ingredients are good enough for MickiDee's they're good enough for me!
#61

jesse.two.coins

May 21, 2013 18:17:42
"I sure hope I slide into a family of six tonight!" Seriously... Whatevs. As long as they don't lower it to .02, since that's about what a dose of NyQuil will get you.


this is an alarming fact, I need to not get based on nyquil and race people on the highway anymore....there goes my evenings
#62

Pontiac

May 21, 2013 18:23:18
"I sure hope I slide into a family of six tonight!" Seriously... Whatevs. As long as they don't lower it to .02, since that's about what a dose of NyQuil will get you.


this is an alarming fact, I need to not get based on nyquil and race people on the highway anymore....there goes my evenings



just remember you don't get arrested if they can't catch you. And you'll be cold symptom free.
#63

jesse.two.coins

May 21, 2013 18:33:01
"I sure hope I slide into a family of six tonight!" Seriously... Whatevs. As long as they don't lower it to .02, since that's about what a dose of NyQuil will get you.


this is an alarming fact, I need to not get based on nyquil and race people on the highway anymore....there goes my evenings



just remember you don't get arrested if they can't catch you. And you'll be cold symptom free.


the trick is to race near airports, NO POLICE HELICOPTERS IN A NO FLY ZONE PIGS, you know down with the establishment and all. I like the way you think pontiac
#64

Pontiac

May 21, 2013 18:39:55
"I sure hope I slide into a family of six tonight!" Seriously... Whatevs. As long as they don't lower it to .02, since that's about what a dose of NyQuil will get you.


this is an alarming fact, I need to not get based on nyquil and race people on the highway anymore....there goes my evenings



just remember you don't get arrested if they can't catch you. And you'll be cold symptom free.


the trick is to race near airports, NO POLICE HELICOPTERS IN A NO FLY ZONE PIGS, you know down with the establishment and all. I like the way you think pontiac



and remember to use someone elses plates, you can never be to careful. Remember break the law responsibly be a pillar of the community.


and now you know, and knowing is half the battle......

GI JOE!!!!!!!!! 

 
#65

Webster

May 22, 2013 21:48:58
Guys, let's keep it out of the illegal activities realm. Thanks.
#66

jesse.two.coins

May 22, 2013 22:04:02
Guys, let's keep it out of the illegal activities realm. Thanks.


okie dokie boss