Post/Author/DateTime	Post
#1 zombie_babies Nov 07, 2011 15:20:17	Yep, a true classic.  The object here is to 'ban' the person above you.  All you need to do is fabricate a reason, a duration and maybe a condition to be met to have the ban lifted.  There's a handy format to follow for all of that nonsense that we'll ask you to stick to.  Being 'banned' in this thread means nothing, of course, and you're free to reply whenever - so long as your reply is a ban on the person above you.  As always, keep the CoC firmly in your mind when playing this game. Example: Say Whackadoo_Simpson posted above me.  I would reply as follows: Whackadoo_Simpson, you have been banned for violating the stupid name ban on these boards.  Your ban will be lifted when you get a better name. Something like that but, you know, funny.  ;)  Have fun! EDIT: If someone can find the format we used to use, I'll update this post to show it.  I liked it a lot but can't seem to get the ol' brain goober to remember it.
#2 Tevish_Szat Nov 07, 2011 15:23:17	Banned for starting such a silly thread.
#3 zombie_babies Nov 07, 2011 15:29:36	Tevish_Szat, you have been banned for forgetting to slap a duration or condition to be met to remove the ban you assigned.  And for having letter soup for a name.  Gods that was tough to spell.  Uhh ... anyhoo, your ban shall last no less than three days - or you can hand over your shiny forum bling and we'll let ya off with a warning.  ;)
#4 Maxperson Nov 07, 2011 15:50:10	Zombie_Babies, you have been banned for use of nonsensical words (anyhoo anyone?) and your dislike of alphabet soup (yum!)  Your ban shall last 24 hours, or until you stop using nonsensical words, using alphabet soup as a means of practicing the proper words.
#5 KillerGM Nov 07, 2011 16:06:36	Cyclone_Joker, you have been banned. Violation: Quoting a relevant post. Duration: A number of days no less than the number of letters in the quoted post, and no greater than those in a post quoting you.
#6 draco1119 Nov 07, 2011 17:31:59	Cyclone_Joker, you are banned for not following the Gregorian calendar.  Your ban shall last until December 22, 2012.  Or the end of the world, whichever comes first.
#7 Tevish_Szat Nov 07, 2011 17:43:59	draco1119, you are banned for use of the Gregorian calendar.  Your ban will be lifted Dec 31, 12011 HE (Human Era)
#8 sfdragon Nov 07, 2011 18:47:31	Cyclone_joker you have violated  section 3 part 89 of the tyco code. which forbids the use of Joker in anypart of the name. your ban is infinite or until you change your name.
#9 Cpt_Micha Nov 07, 2011 19:17:12	sfdragon you have been banned. reason. Dragonborn are stupid ;) Date lifted, when you change your avvy.
#10 Tevish_Szat Nov 07, 2011 20:42:56	Cpt_Micha, you have been banned for having non-hotlinked URLs in your signature.  Ban Duration: Until signature is changed.
#11 EscherEnigma Nov 07, 2011 20:56:11	Tevish_Szat, you are banned for requesting a change in signature without also giving instruction on how to change the signature to include html code.  The ban will last ∏ days or until you give an impromptu lesson on basic html while wearing a tutu, whichever comes second.
#12 Cpt_Micha Nov 07, 2011 21:05:14	EE, you have been banned for your lack of HOT sig. Ban lifted, when you correct this greivous error!
#13 Robin_Hoodlum Nov 08, 2011 6:06:48	Cap'n you have been banned for banning EE. Ban lifted when EE says so.
#14 Robin_Hoodlum Nov 08, 2011 6:07:32	Hoodlum is banning himself for playing this game.
#15 zombie_babies Nov 08, 2011 8:52:30	Robin_Hoodlum, you have been banned, Violation: Not using KGM's wonderful ban format (it looks so officiall-y!). Duration: This ban shall last until KGM is less awesome.  In other words, you're like totally boned an' junk.
#16 draco1119 Nov 08, 2011 10:20:22	Robin_Hoodlum, you have been banned, Violation: Not using KGM's wonderful ban format (it looks so officiall-y!). Duration: This ban shall last until KGM is less awesome.  In other words, you're like totally boned an' junk.  Zombie_Babies, you have been banned. Violation: Boning Robin_Hoodlum with junk. Duration: About a minute, man.
#17 Mad_Jack Nov 08, 2011 12:29:52	Draco1119, you have been banned. Violation: being the 1118th person to not be original enough to get their own name. Duration: Until you hunt down and kill all the others and claim your name - There Can Be Only One...
#18 draco1119 Nov 08, 2011 15:39:24	Mad_Jack, you have been banned Violation: Being angry. Condition for reinstatement: Lighten up.
#19 KillerGM Nov 08, 2011 16:20:07	draco1119, you have been banned. Violation: Being too laid-back for teh interwebs. Duration: Until you find something to make a rant-filled post about that would seem trivial to others.  You may then submit said rant to the Interweb Nerd Rage Committee (INRC), and if it is worthy, the ban will be lifted.
#20 Mad_Jack Nov 08, 2011 18:17:41	KGM, you have been banned. Violation: Possessing more than three strands of a naturally-occurring hair color. Duration: Until you dye your hair at least six more colors, at least two of which exist only as descriptions in home decorating catalogues and one of which is completely imaginary... (...And smack draco for continuing to be unoriginal, as he's also the 1119th person to make that joke.)
#21 EscherEnigma Nov 09, 2011 21:24:44	Mad_Jack, you have been banned. Violation: laughing at Darth Fabulous. Evidence: [here]. Duration: Until you are no longer mad, or can dig up a thesaurus entry that demonstrates that to be mad does not necessarily mean to be angry.
#22 draco1119 Nov 09, 2011 22:08:26	Escher_Enigma, you are hereby banned. Violation: Being too FABULOUS! Duration: Until you can provide photographic and/or video evidence of someone (other than Zoolander) even more fabulous than yourself.
#23 Mad_Jack Nov 10, 2011 0:06:13	Draco, you are banned. Violation: Absolutely nothing other than me needing an excuse to post this... mad 1.
#24 shiningwolf88 Nov 10, 2011 11:25:25	Cyclone_Joker you have been banned. Violation: Capricious banning Duration:Until you look up the definition of capricious
#25 sfdragon Nov 10, 2011 12:00:12	shiningwolf888 you have been banned violation: Misconduct and hundreds of unpaid debts to the forumers for typos of beyond count. duration: until you go back and fix all the typos
#26 EscherEnigma Nov 10, 2011 20:51:04	sfdragon, you have been banned. violation: picking on the bad spelling habits of others. duration: until you win an elementary school national spelling bee. Or until EE draws a picture of himself that's even more fabulous than Darth Fabulous. ... my current avatar has my self portrait in pastels.  Isn't that fairly fabulous?
#27 sfdragon Nov 10, 2011 22:22:53	EE, you have been banned violation: becoming a sith lord duration: until you redeam yourself
#28 Robin_Hoodlum Nov 11, 2011 6:35:53	... my current avatar has my self portrait in pastels.  Isn't that fairly fabulous?
#29 Timmeh Nov 11, 2011 11:32:43	Robin_Hoodlum: I regret to inform you that you have been banned. You may no longer use hyphens for the duration of this punishment. Violation: Using quotes from an unknown source. Duration: Until the end of your next turn.
#30 Cpt_Micha Nov 11, 2011 16:13:42	Timmeh: You have been banned Reason: Banning someone while they were laughing Ban Lifted: When someone bans me.
#31 sfdragon Nov 13, 2011 12:50:52	Cpt. Micha: you've been banned reason: cause yer mad with power duration: until I get off the pc
#32 draco1119 Nov 13, 2011 13:51:44	sfdragon, you have been banned. Excuse Reason: Lifting Timmeh's ban Duration: At some point during Thankksgiving weekend.
#33 Mad_Jack Nov 13, 2011 16:56:10	Draco, you have been banned. Reason: Because I am the Lawnmower Man! I AM GOD HERE!!! Duration: Until five minutes after I return from my ego trip.
#34 Timmeh Nov 13, 2011 17:38:24	Mad_Jack, you have been banned. Reason: Because I confuse you and Red_Jack all the time. Duration: Until I drink some of this root beer schnapps.
#35 draco1119 Nov 13, 2011 18:12:25	Timmeh, you are banned. Violation: Drinking schnapps Duration: Until you man up and start drinking something with a man's name, to whit: Jose, Johnny, Jack, Jim, or Jerry
#36 sfdragon Nov 13, 2011 20:58:50	Cyclone_Joker : you've been banned violaltion: impersonainting The Joker duration: until Gotham PD comes knocking at your door
#37 Mad_Jack Nov 13, 2011 22:30:38	sfdragon, you've been banned. Reason: For accusing someone of impersonainting... Duration: Until you finish that mail order literacy class the judge signed you up for.
#38 Suudsu2200 Nov 13, 2011 22:35:25	sfdragon, you've been banned. Reason: For accusing someone of impersonainting... Duration: Until you finish that mail order literacy class the judge signed you up for. Mad_Jack, you've been banned. Reason: For not banning yourself for life Duration: Until you ban yourself for life Trollface.jpg
#39 sfdragon Nov 13, 2011 23:50:30	Suudsu2200 you have been banned reason: for flicking that bugger out on the other guy's windshield. duration: 1 minute
#42 Tevish_Szat Nov 07, 2011 15:23:17	Banned for starting such a silly thread.
#43 zombie_babies Nov 07, 2011 15:29:36	Tevish_Szat, you have been banned for forgetting to slap a duration or condition to be met to remove the ban you assigned.  And for having letter soup for a name.  Gods that was tough to spell.  Uhh ... anyhoo, your ban shall last no less than three days - or you can hand over your shiny forum bling and we'll let ya off with a warning.  ;)
#44 Maxperson Nov 07, 2011 15:50:10	Zombie_Babies, you have been banned for use of nonsensical words (anyhoo anyone?) and your dislike of alphabet soup (yum!)  Your ban shall last 24 hours, or until you stop using nonsensical words, using alphabet soup as a means of practicing the proper words.
#45 KillerGM Nov 07, 2011 16:06:36	Cyclone_Joker, you have been banned. Violation: Quoting a relevant post. Duration: A number of days no less than the number of letters in the quoted post, and no greater than those in a post quoting you.
#46 draco1119 Nov 07, 2011 17:31:59	Cyclone_Joker, you are banned for not following the Gregorian calendar.  Your ban shall last until December 22, 2012.  Or the end of the world, whichever comes first.
#47 Tevish_Szat Nov 07, 2011 17:43:59	draco1119, you are banned for use of the Gregorian calendar.  Your ban will be lifted Dec 31, 12011 HE (Human Era)
#48 sfdragon Nov 07, 2011 18:47:31	Cyclone_joker you have violated  section 3 part 89 of the tyco code. which forbids the use of Joker in anypart of the name. your ban is infinite or until you change your name.
#49 Cpt_Micha Nov 07, 2011 19:17:12	sfdragon you have been banned. reason. Dragonborn are stupid ;) Date lifted, when you change your avvy.
#50 Tevish_Szat Nov 07, 2011 20:42:56	Cpt_Micha, you have been banned for having non-hotlinked URLs in your signature.  Ban Duration: Until signature is changed.
#51 EscherEnigma Nov 07, 2011 20:56:11	Tevish_Szat, you are banned for requesting a change in signature without also giving instruction on how to change the signature to include html code.  The ban will last ∏ days or until you give an impromptu lesson on basic html while wearing a tutu, whichever comes second.
#52 Cpt_Micha Nov 07, 2011 21:05:14	EE, you have been banned for your lack of HOT sig. Ban lifted, when you correct this greivous error!
#53 Robin_Hoodlum Nov 08, 2011 6:06:48	Cap'n you have been banned for banning EE. Ban lifted when EE says so.
#54 Robin_Hoodlum Nov 08, 2011 6:07:32	Hoodlum is banning himself for playing this game.
#55 zombie_babies Nov 08, 2011 8:52:30	Robin_Hoodlum, you have been banned, Violation: Not using KGM's wonderful ban format (it looks so officiall-y!). Duration: This ban shall last until KGM is less awesome.  In other words, you're like totally boned an' junk.
#56 draco1119 Nov 08, 2011 10:20:22	Robin_Hoodlum, you have been banned, Violation: Not using KGM's wonderful ban format (it looks so officiall-y!). Duration: This ban shall last until KGM is less awesome.  In other words, you're like totally boned an' junk.  Zombie_Babies, you have been banned. Violation: Boning Robin_Hoodlum with junk. Duration: About a minute, man.
#57 Mad_Jack Nov 08, 2011 12:29:52	Draco1119, you have been banned. Violation: being the 1118th person to not be original enough to get their own name. Duration: Until you hunt down and kill all the others and claim your name - There Can Be Only One...
#58 draco1119 Nov 08, 2011 15:39:24	Mad_Jack, you have been banned Violation: Being angry. Condition for reinstatement: Lighten up.
#59 KillerGM Nov 08, 2011 16:20:07	draco1119, you have been banned. Violation: Being too laid-back for teh interwebs. Duration: Until you find something to make a rant-filled post about that would seem trivial to others.  You may then submit said rant to the Interweb Nerd Rage Committee (INRC), and if it is worthy, the ban will be lifted.
#60 Mad_Jack Nov 08, 2011 18:17:41	KGM, you have been banned. Violation: Possessing more than three strands of a naturally-occurring hair color. Duration: Until you dye your hair at least six more colors, at least two of which exist only as descriptions in home decorating catalogues and one of which is completely imaginary... (...And smack draco for continuing to be unoriginal, as he's also the 1119th person to make that joke.)
#61 EscherEnigma Nov 09, 2011 21:24:44	Mad_Jack, you have been banned. Violation: laughing at Darth Fabulous. Evidence: [here]. Duration: Until you are no longer mad, or can dig up a thesaurus entry that demonstrates that to be mad does not necessarily mean to be angry.
#62 draco1119 Nov 09, 2011 22:08:26	Escher_Enigma, you are hereby banned. Violation: Being too FABULOUS! Duration: Until you can provide photographic and/or video evidence of someone (other than Zoolander) even more fabulous than yourself.
#63 Mad_Jack Nov 10, 2011 0:06:13	Draco, you are banned. Violation: Absolutely nothing other than me needing an excuse to post this... mad 1.
#64 shiningwolf88 Nov 10, 2011 11:25:25	Cyclone_Joker you have been banned. Violation: Capricious banning Duration:Until you look up the definition of capricious
#65 sfdragon Nov 10, 2011 12:00:12	shiningwolf888 you have been banned violation: Misconduct and hundreds of unpaid debts to the forumers for typos of beyond count. duration: until you go back and fix all the typos
#66 EscherEnigma Nov 10, 2011 20:51:04	sfdragon, you have been banned. violation: picking on the bad spelling habits of others. duration: until you win an elementary school national spelling bee. Or until EE draws a picture of himself that's even more fabulous than Darth Fabulous. ... my current avatar has my self portrait in pastels.  Isn't that fairly fabulous?
#67 sfdragon Nov 10, 2011 22:22:53	EE, you have been banned violation: becoming a sith lord duration: until you redeam yourself
#68 Robin_Hoodlum Nov 11, 2011 6:35:53	... my current avatar has my self portrait in pastels.  Isn't that fairly fabulous?
#69 Timmeh Nov 11, 2011 11:32:43	Robin_Hoodlum: I regret to inform you that you have been banned. You may no longer use hyphens for the duration of this punishment. Violation: Using quotes from an unknown source. Duration: Until the end of your next turn.
#70 Cpt_Micha Nov 11, 2011 16:13:42	Timmeh: You have been banned Reason: Banning someone while they were laughing Ban Lifted: When someone bans me.
#71 sfdragon Nov 13, 2011 12:50:52	Cpt. Micha: you've been banned reason: cause yer mad with power duration: until I get off the pc
#72 draco1119 Nov 13, 2011 13:51:44	sfdragon, you have been banned. Excuse Reason: Lifting Timmeh's ban Duration: At some point during Thankksgiving weekend.
#73 Mad_Jack Nov 13, 2011 16:56:10	Draco, you have been banned. Reason: Because I am the Lawnmower Man! I AM GOD HERE!!! Duration: Until five minutes after I return from my ego trip.
#74 Timmeh Nov 13, 2011 17:38:24	Mad_Jack, you have been banned. Reason: Because I confuse you and Red_Jack all the time. Duration: Until I drink some of this root beer schnapps.
#75 draco1119 Nov 13, 2011 18:12:25	Timmeh, you are banned. Violation: Drinking schnapps Duration: Until you man up and start drinking something with a man's name, to whit: Jose, Johnny, Jack, Jim, or Jerry
#76 sfdragon Nov 13, 2011 20:58:50	Cyclone_Joker : you've been banned violaltion: impersonainting The Joker duration: until Gotham PD comes knocking at your door
#77 Mad_Jack Nov 13, 2011 22:30:38	sfdragon, you've been banned. Reason: For accusing someone of impersonainting... Duration: Until you finish that mail order literacy class the judge signed you up for.
#78 Suudsu2200 Nov 13, 2011 22:35:25	sfdragon, you've been banned. Reason: For accusing someone of impersonainting... Duration: Until you finish that mail order literacy class the judge signed you up for. Mad_Jack, you've been banned. Reason: For not banning yourself for life Duration: Until you ban yourself for life Trollface.jpg
#79 sfdragon Nov 13, 2011 23:50:30	Suudsu2200 you have been banned reason: for flicking that bugger out on the other guy's windshield. duration: 1 minute