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Bane vs. PigKnight

Post/Author/DateTime Post
#1
baneofelves
Feb 13, 2009 18:22:53 Who would win? the psychotic, sometimes violent Bane Of Elves or the constant center of attention, PigKnight?
#2
dirtyfrank
Feb 13, 2009 18:24:33 bane who?
#3
baneofelves
Feb 13, 2009 18:27:52 Haha. We all call me Bane, since it's shorter. We all know I answer to Bane. And I also said Bane Of Elves in my OP. (my formal title!) You need better reading comprehension skills, methinks. :P
#4
dirtyfrank
Feb 13, 2009 18:34:36 Bane Of Elves as in baneofelves? I guess it makes sense.......

Do you wear fullplate and oink like pigknight does?
#5
baneofelves
Feb 13, 2009 18:36:12 No. I shoot stuff with my gun at a distance and slash (aiming for the throat) with my knives in close combat. Armor is restrictive, why not just dodge instead?
#6
dirtyfrank
Feb 13, 2009 18:39:37 So you don't oink? You're sort of at a disadvantage if you can't oink.

:lightbulb Do you know how to roll around in filth?
#7
baneofelves
Feb 13, 2009 18:50:49 umm. yes.
#8
dirtyfrank
Feb 13, 2009 18:53:22 Then might be able to stand a chance against pigknight.
#9
pigknight
Feb 13, 2009 19:06:18 I should rename myself PigDeathKnight...
#10
Dark_Stryke
Feb 13, 2009 23:08:00
I should rename myself PigDeathKnight...

I don't think WotC has a paid name change function yet. Just wait for the next patch of World of D&D Forumscraft.
#11
That_Blasted_Somoflange
Feb 14, 2009 9:38:41 Whoever wins, we lose.
#12
dirtyfrank
Feb 14, 2009 9:48:19 The plan is working :evillaugh
#13
doneisi
Feb 14, 2009 23:36:16 My money is on OfElves.
#14
doomsought
Feb 15, 2009 12:53:05 PigkKight is a fellow hombewer, but Bane of Elves is also a fellow elf subspecies hater...
This is hard... I think it all depends on weather or not Pigknight is man enough to help me on d20 Brutal.
#15
orenthes
Feb 15, 2009 13:11:19 baneofelves has it here, Pigknight cannot defend himself with silly homebrew weapons.
#16
dirtyfrank
Feb 15, 2009 13:31:18 Anyone can hate elves. They are the easiest race to hate. They are so easy to hate that hating elves has become the new fashion. If bane was a real man he would hate a different and more powerful race like dwarves. How many baneofdwarves do you see. That's right, NONE. Why? Because nobody is bad ass enough to be a bane of dwarves.

pigknight wins.
#17
orenthes
Feb 15, 2009 13:32:09 I despise dwarves, its just not my name
#18
dirtyfrank
Feb 15, 2009 13:48:29 But your not a bane of dwarves. There is a difference between not liking and wanting to commit genocide. If there are baneofdwarves out there then they obviously don't last long.
#19
doneisi
Feb 15, 2009 17:05:07
But your not a bane of dwarves. There is a difference between not liking and wanting to commit genocide. If there are baneofdwarves out there then they obviously don't last long.

Actually BoE would not have to hate elves to be the bane of them. He just has to be someone who ruins, poisons or kills them. Perhaps he is the reason elves became unpopular, leading to there demise. Or maybe not.
#20
dirtyfrank
Feb 15, 2009 17:07:43
Actually BoE would not have to hate elves to be the bane of them. He just has to be someone who ruins, poisons or kills them.

And you don't something like this unless you hate them or you've been payed to do it, and nobody in their right mind would pay to have a pathetic elf be killed. Thus he must hate them.
#21
gnomemaster
Feb 15, 2009 17:11:40 PigKnight because he's nicer.
#22
dirtyfrank
Feb 15, 2009 17:14:06 pigknight because he s things. He even s pigknight.
#23
pigknight
Feb 15, 2009 17:17:49 I'd that.
#24
cherubaddon
Feb 15, 2009 17:24:21
Anyone can hate elves. They are the easiest race to hate. They are so easy to hate that hating elves has become the new fashion. If bane was a real man he would hate a different and more powerful race like dwarves. How many baneofdwarves do you see. That's right, NONE. Why? Because nobody is bad ass enough to be a bane of dwarves.

pigknight wins.

Wrong. You see, reading this, I was SO going to make myself a new baneofdwarves persona. Except, the screen name is already in use. Looks like someone beat me to it .

Still, my money's on pigknight. Bane fights for 4e .
#25
pigknight
Feb 17, 2009 0:15:50 I'm 4e too. :P
#26
cherubaddon
Feb 17, 2009 15:20:38 "NOoooooooooo!!!!!" *jumps off cliff, hoping that the gods shall have mercy on him and turn him into the God of War of 3e to smite all 4ers; of course, no such thing happens*

But really, I meant in the edition war. There, the porcine cavalier is neutral (allegedly :P ).
#27
baneofelves
Feb 17, 2009 18:10:21
Wrong. You see, reading this, I was SO going to make myself a new baneofdwarves persona. Except, the screen name is already in use. Looks like someone beat me to it .

Still, my money's on pigknight. Bane fights for 4e .

yeah. I do have a baneofdwarves persona. :P Beat you to it!
#28
dirtyfrank
Feb 17, 2009 18:12:47 So you're trying to be cool now? :P
#29
Lord_Ventnor
Feb 17, 2009 18:13:50 Tough call.

I'm gonna say that they fight each other to a standstill and then I coup de grace both of them.

So the winner is me.

#30
baneofelves
Feb 17, 2009 18:15:23
So you're trying to be cool now? :P

I actually took it when I joined as well. Just depends on my mood on who I want to hate. Don't feel like hating dwarves right now. I have my elf and dwarf hating phases. I'm in the elf one right now.
#31
Lord_Ventnor
Feb 17, 2009 18:17:07 But does he have enough cajones to become baneofdragonborn? We'll see...
#32
baneofelves
Feb 17, 2009 18:23:35 what the hell are dragonborn? (I hate them so much that I pretend they don't exist.)
#33
Lord_Ventnor
Feb 17, 2009 18:24:51 Sure, sure, tell yourself that...

(wimp)
#34
dirtyfrank
Feb 17, 2009 18:25:50 Dragonborn are cool. They'e cooler than baneofelves, I'll tell you that.
#35
Lord_Ventnor
Feb 17, 2009 18:28:55 And by the way, "bane", if that is your real name (which it's not), those were fightin' words.

dirtyfrank, if you'd do the honor?
#36
dirtyfrank
Feb 17, 2009 18:33:09 *does the honor*
#37
baneofelves
Feb 17, 2009 18:33:35 DF, dragonborn are cool till every group you meet plays a bunch of draconic, holier than thou superior asses. And all they WILL play are Dragonborn. So, till I see an awesome one, I will stick with that. OK, so I dislike the people that tend to plat DB. DragonBorn are fine.
@ LV: Is that challenge that I hear? With me holding a pistol with this many calibers here? With all the registration that made this **** valid this year? Cuz when I snap, I can't be held accountable for my actions, that's when accidents happen, when a thousand bullets come at you and your home and collapse the foundations with you and your family in it!

Also, for your information, Bane is my nickname. No idea how I picked it up, it just stuck. I'm not giving my real name though! Must....not.....let police find me. SHH! SHUT THE HELL UP! THEY'RE AFTER ME!!
#38
dirtyfrank
Feb 17, 2009 18:36:23 I'm not sure I've seen a person play a dragonborn in person.
#39
baneofelves
Feb 17, 2009 18:39:42 I have. One of the female ones was a nympho! Why is all of thart girl's character's a nympho?! (she is the only one that played other races as well. ALL they had to their personality was they liked lots of sex. and that was it. they were ALL the same, roleplay-wise.
#40
Lord_Ventnor
Feb 17, 2009 18:43:05 Snap, shmap. You're bluffing. I can tell. I see all and know all. (Except for the last 2 parts).

But I'm calling you out. It's become clear to me that you are a bane of nothing, except perhaps your self-worth.
#41
baneofelves
Feb 17, 2009 18:46:13 Well, master of the obvious, we all know that. I'm trying to find areason to hate dragonborn, so I'm sticking with that till I get something better. Maybe when there's a PP or ED where they can get wings, like WoTC PROMISED US!! (but have not delivered! *pouts*)
#42
Lord_Ventnor
Feb 17, 2009 18:48:09 ... Promised us? I don't ever recall hearing a promise.

... What are your opinions on gnomes?
#43
dirtyfrank
Feb 17, 2009 18:49:25 Dragonborns would become completely gay if they were given wings. If they do get them then it should be some sort of specialty paragon path or epic destiny. It should be in no way something that should be available to every dragonborn.
#44
dirtyfrank
Feb 17, 2009 18:50:06
... What are your opinions on gnomes?

Gnomes are tight.
#45
baneofelves
Feb 17, 2009 18:50:57 DF, I said a paragon path or epic destiny. they talked about it in one of those preview books they put out.

Gnomes......it depends on the individual gnomes. they have an affinity for explosions, which is good, but they're short, so I must use them as a soccer ball.

Post/Author/DateTime	Post
#1 baneofelves Feb 13, 2009 18:22:53	Who would win? the psychotic, sometimes violent Bane Of Elves or the constant center of attention, PigKnight?
#2 dirtyfrank Feb 13, 2009 18:24:33	bane who?
#3 baneofelves Feb 13, 2009 18:27:52	Haha. We all call me Bane, since it's shorter. We all know I answer to Bane. And I also said Bane Of Elves in my OP. (my formal title!) You need better reading comprehension skills, methinks. :P
#4 dirtyfrank Feb 13, 2009 18:34:36	Bane Of Elves as in baneofelves? I guess it makes sense....... Do you wear fullplate and oink like pigknight does?
#5 baneofelves Feb 13, 2009 18:36:12	No. I shoot stuff with my gun at a distance and slash (aiming for the throat) with my knives in close combat. Armor is restrictive, why not just dodge instead?
#6 dirtyfrank Feb 13, 2009 18:39:37	So you don't oink? You're sort of at a disadvantage if you can't oink. :lightbulb Do you know how to roll around in filth?
#7 baneofelves Feb 13, 2009 18:50:49	umm. yes.
#8 dirtyfrank Feb 13, 2009 18:53:22	Then might be able to stand a chance against pigknight.
#9 pigknight Feb 13, 2009 19:06:18	I should rename myself PigDeathKnight...
#10 Dark_Stryke Feb 13, 2009 23:08:00	I should rename myself PigDeathKnight... I don't think WotC has a paid name change function yet. Just wait for the next patch of World of D&D Forumscraft.
#11 That_Blasted_Somoflange Feb 14, 2009 9:38:41	Whoever wins, we lose.
#12 dirtyfrank Feb 14, 2009 9:48:19	The plan is working :evillaugh
#13 doneisi Feb 14, 2009 23:36:16	My money is on OfElves.
#14 doomsought Feb 15, 2009 12:53:05	PigkKight is a fellow hombewer, but Bane of Elves is also a fellow elf subspecies hater... This is hard... I think it all depends on weather or not Pigknight is man enough to help me on d20 Brutal.
#15 orenthes Feb 15, 2009 13:11:19	baneofelves has it here, Pigknight cannot defend himself with silly homebrew weapons.
#16 dirtyfrank Feb 15, 2009 13:31:18	Anyone can hate elves. They are the easiest race to hate. They are so easy to hate that hating elves has become the new fashion. If bane was a real man he would hate a different and more powerful race like dwarves. How many baneofdwarves do you see. That's right, NONE. Why? Because nobody is bad ass enough to be a bane of dwarves. pigknight wins.
#17 orenthes Feb 15, 2009 13:32:09	I despise dwarves, its just not my name
#18 dirtyfrank Feb 15, 2009 13:48:29	But your not a bane of dwarves. There is a difference between not liking and wanting to commit genocide. If there are baneofdwarves out there then they obviously don't last long.
#19 doneisi Feb 15, 2009 17:05:07	But your not a bane of dwarves. There is a difference between not liking and wanting to commit genocide. If there are baneofdwarves out there then they obviously don't last long. Actually BoE would not have to hate elves to be the bane of them. He just has to be someone who ruins, poisons or kills them. Perhaps he is the reason elves became unpopular, leading to there demise. Or maybe not.
#20 dirtyfrank Feb 15, 2009 17:07:43	Actually BoE would not have to hate elves to be the bane of them. He just has to be someone who ruins, poisons or kills them. And you don't something like this unless you hate them or you've been payed to do it, and nobody in their right mind would pay to have a pathetic elf be killed. Thus he must hate them.
#21 gnomemaster Feb 15, 2009 17:11:40	PigKnight because he's nicer.
#22 dirtyfrank Feb 15, 2009 17:14:06	pigknight because he s things. He even s pigknight.
#23 pigknight Feb 15, 2009 17:17:49	I'd that.
#24 cherubaddon Feb 15, 2009 17:24:21	Anyone can hate elves. They are the easiest race to hate. They are so easy to hate that hating elves has become the new fashion. If bane was a real man he would hate a different and more powerful race like dwarves. How many baneofdwarves do you see. That's right, NONE. Why? Because nobody is bad ass enough to be a bane of dwarves. pigknight wins. Wrong. You see, reading this, I was SO going to make myself a new baneofdwarves persona. Except, the screen name is already in use. Looks like someone beat me to it . Still, my money's on pigknight. Bane fights for 4e .
#25 pigknight Feb 17, 2009 0:15:50	I'm 4e too. :P
#26 cherubaddon Feb 17, 2009 15:20:38	"NOoooooooooo!!!!!" jumps off cliff, hoping that the gods shall have mercy on him and turn him into the God of War of 3e to smite all 4ers; of course, no such thing happens But really, I meant in the edition war. There, the porcine cavalier is neutral (allegedly :P ).
#27 baneofelves Feb 17, 2009 18:10:21	Wrong. You see, reading this, I was SO going to make myself a new baneofdwarves persona. Except, the screen name is already in use. Looks like someone beat me to it . Still, my money's on pigknight. Bane fights for 4e . yeah. I do have a baneofdwarves persona. :P Beat you to it!
#28 dirtyfrank Feb 17, 2009 18:12:47	So you're trying to be cool now? :P
#29 Lord_Ventnor Feb 17, 2009 18:13:50	Tough call. I'm gonna say that they fight each other to a standstill and then I coup de grace both of them. So the winner is me.
#30 baneofelves Feb 17, 2009 18:15:23	So you're trying to be cool now? :P I actually took it when I joined as well. Just depends on my mood on who I want to hate. Don't feel like hating dwarves right now. I have my elf and dwarf hating phases. I'm in the elf one right now.
#31 Lord_Ventnor Feb 17, 2009 18:17:07	But does he have enough cajones to become baneofdragonborn? We'll see...
#32 baneofelves Feb 17, 2009 18:23:35	what the hell are dragonborn? (I hate them so much that I pretend they don't exist.)
#33 Lord_Ventnor Feb 17, 2009 18:24:51	Sure, sure, tell yourself that... (wimp)
#34 dirtyfrank Feb 17, 2009 18:25:50	Dragonborn are cool. They'e cooler than baneofelves, I'll tell you that.
#35 Lord_Ventnor Feb 17, 2009 18:28:55	And by the way, "bane", if that is your real name (which it's not), those were fightin' words. dirtyfrank, if you'd do the honor?
#36 dirtyfrank Feb 17, 2009 18:33:09	does the honor
#37 baneofelves Feb 17, 2009 18:33:35	DF, dragonborn are cool till every group you meet plays a bunch of draconic, holier than thou superior asses. And all they WILL play are Dragonborn. So, till I see an awesome one, I will stick with that. OK, so I dislike the people that tend to plat DB. DragonBorn are fine. @ LV: Is that challenge that I hear? With me holding a pistol with this many calibers here? With all the registration that made this **** valid this year? Cuz when I snap, I can't be held accountable for my actions, that's when accidents happen, when a thousand bullets come at you and your home and collapse the foundations with you and your family in it! Also, for your information, Bane is my nickname. No idea how I picked it up, it just stuck. I'm not giving my real name though! Must....not.....let police find me. SHH! SHUT THE HELL UP! THEY'RE AFTER ME!!
#38 dirtyfrank Feb 17, 2009 18:36:23	I'm not sure I've seen a person play a dragonborn in person.
#39 baneofelves Feb 17, 2009 18:39:42	I have. One of the female ones was a nympho! Why is all of thart girl's character's a nympho?! (she is the only one that played other races as well. ALL they had to their personality was they liked lots of sex. and that was it. they were ALL the same, roleplay-wise.
#40 Lord_Ventnor Feb 17, 2009 18:43:05	Snap, shmap. You're bluffing. I can tell. I see all and know all. (Except for the last 2 parts). But I'm calling you out. It's become clear to me that you are a bane of nothing, except perhaps your self-worth.
#41 baneofelves Feb 17, 2009 18:46:13	Well, master of the obvious, we all know that. I'm trying to find areason to hate dragonborn, so I'm sticking with that till I get something better. Maybe when there's a PP or ED where they can get wings, like WoTC PROMISED US!! (but have not delivered! pouts)
#42 Lord_Ventnor Feb 17, 2009 18:48:09	... Promised us? I don't ever recall hearing a promise. ... What are your opinions on gnomes?
#43 dirtyfrank Feb 17, 2009 18:49:25	Dragonborns would become completely gay if they were given wings. If they do get them then it should be some sort of specialty paragon path or epic destiny. It should be in no way something that should be available to every dragonborn.
#44 dirtyfrank Feb 17, 2009 18:50:06	... What are your opinions on gnomes? Gnomes are tight.
#45 baneofelves Feb 17, 2009 18:50:57	DF, I said a paragon path or epic destiny. they talked about it in one of those preview books they put out. Gnomes......it depends on the individual gnomes. they have an affinity for explosions, which is good, but they're short, so I must use them as a soccer ball.