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Best Off Topic Tavern Lines

Post/Author/DateTime Post
#1
pigknight
Jan 25, 2009 23:54:24 Post the best and funniest lines ever in an off-topic thread.

Me wrote:
#2
dirtyfrank
Jan 26, 2009 0:01:09 The "he" in this quote is in reference to me.

(Because he is a ninja not unlike minja...who appears without warning like surprise buttsex...takes what he likes and then vanishes swiftly like a fart in the wind)

#3
Dark_Stryke
Jan 26, 2009 0:02:56
Are trolls considered to be siege weapons?

Taken out of context, this always makes me laugh.
#4
boj0
Jan 26, 2009 11:35:15 There are a few things in my sig that can qualify.
#5
The-Mage-King
Jan 26, 2009 11:40:59 My apologies for this.
*Sigh*... "No one expects the Flayin' Inquisition."

It's my fault, of course, that he said this.
#6
Dark_Stryke
Jan 26, 2009 11:45:16 I suspected that it might get put up here...
#7
The-Mage-King
Jan 26, 2009 11:49:32 Of course.
#8
boj0
Jan 26, 2009 11:58:15 (hell horseys?)
#9
pigknight
Jan 26, 2009 17:41:00
Oh, I planned on awesome music being a fundemental part of the story!

Oh, and I'm not planning on going too far with it. Mostly Puppet annoying the crap out of Baneofelves while he screams death threats at her. You know, like in the game.

From the Edition War fan fic.
#10
baneofelves
Jan 26, 2009 17:45:10
#11
Dark_Stryke
Jan 26, 2009 17:47:37 Man, this thread is just starting, and I'm already in here twice! I'm so good at the internet.
#12
pigknight
Jan 26, 2009 18:10:13
Coming to theaters this March!

Zombies
vs.
Vampires
vs.
Werewolves
vs.
Andrew Jackson
In Space

When the United States' seventh president has to defend the free world he gets Benjamin Franklin to launch him to the moon to battle fuzzy, decaying, and angsty monsters ON THE MOON!

Can our chainsaw-lightsaber-katana weilding badass defeat Britian's new attack on the US?

FIND OUT THIS MARCH!

It's correctly formated in it's actual thread.
#13
The-Mage-King
Jan 26, 2009 18:41:20 ...Dear NEP...
#14
Dark_Stryke
Jan 26, 2009 20:22:16 Had to post EscherEnigma's epic quote from the edition war.

EscherEnigma turns to the creepy figure beside him. "You know, before I became an adventurer I never worried about the plural of apocalypse."

#15
The-Mage-King
Jan 26, 2009 20:23:17 That makes two things caused by me!

Post/Author/DateTime	Post
#1 pigknight Jan 25, 2009 23:54:24	Post the best and funniest lines ever in an off-topic thread. Me wrote:
#2 dirtyfrank Jan 26, 2009 0:01:09	The "he" in this quote is in reference to me. (Because he is a ninja not unlike minja...who appears without warning like surprise buttsex...takes what he likes and then vanishes swiftly like a fart in the wind)
#3 Dark_Stryke Jan 26, 2009 0:02:56	Are trolls considered to be siege weapons? Taken out of context, this always makes me laugh.
#4 boj0 Jan 26, 2009 11:35:15	There are a few things in my sig that can qualify.
#5 The-Mage-King Jan 26, 2009 11:40:59	My apologies for this. Sigh... "No one expects the Flayin' Inquisition." It's my fault, of course, that he said this.
#6 Dark_Stryke Jan 26, 2009 11:45:16	I suspected that it might get put up here...
#7 The-Mage-King Jan 26, 2009 11:49:32	Of course.
#8 boj0 Jan 26, 2009 11:58:15	(hell horseys?)
#9 pigknight Jan 26, 2009 17:41:00	Oh, I planned on awesome music being a fundemental part of the story! Oh, and I'm not planning on going too far with it. Mostly Puppet annoying the crap out of Baneofelves while he screams death threats at her. You know, like in the game. From the Edition War fan fic.
#10 baneofelves Jan 26, 2009 17:45:10
#11 Dark_Stryke Jan 26, 2009 17:47:37	Man, this thread is just starting, and I'm already in here twice! I'm so good at the internet.
#12 pigknight Jan 26, 2009 18:10:13	Coming to theaters this March! Zombies vs. Vampires vs. Werewolves vs. Andrew Jackson In Space When the United States' seventh president has to defend the free world he gets Benjamin Franklin to launch him to the moon to battle fuzzy, decaying, and angsty monsters ON THE MOON! Can our chainsaw-lightsaber-katana weilding badass defeat Britian's new attack on the US? FIND OUT THIS MARCH! It's correctly formated in it's actual thread.
#13 The-Mage-King Jan 26, 2009 18:41:20	...Dear NEP...
#14 Dark_Stryke Jan 26, 2009 20:22:16	Had to post EscherEnigma's epic quote from the edition war. EscherEnigma turns to the creepy figure beside him. "You know, before I became an adventurer I never worried about the plural of apocalypse."
#15 The-Mage-King Jan 26, 2009 20:23:17	That makes two things caused by me!