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#1 lawfulgoodgnoll Mar 29, 2009 5:05:57

Has anybody seen the Futurama movie entitled 'Bender's Game'? Here's my list of top one-liners, one for each major character (of the Cornwood half): Frydo: "So it's all come down to this; a dungeon...and dragons!" Leegola: "I'm not here to hurt you, or anything ever again. Please, teach me the centaur's ways of wimpiness!" Titanius: "And so our quest comes to an end! I only regret not giving up sooner!" Greyfarn: "Curse you Momon, Queen of all that is evil and not very good in bed-and I'm not just saying that because she dumped me!" Gynecaladriel: "I am Gynecaladriel, Queen of the Water Nymphos!" Hermaphrodite: "I am Hermaphrodite, most beautiful of centaurs! Gaze upon me and weep at my loveliness!" Being of Zoidberg: "I'll drag you onward, even to my last ounce of strength! Grab onto my (censored)!" Momon: "SORRY DOESN'T PUT HEADS ON MY TABLE!" And a few minor characters, too... Swamp Hag: "Get out of my swamp, you kids!" Peaches: "I'm in the tub!" Gobliny, orclike creatures: "Eat the wizard! Eat the (censored)! Eat the robot's shiny butt!" Swamp Hag: "Get out of my swamp, you kids!" So there you go. Any thoughts? BTW, I worked out that Titanius, the Calculon Knight and King Roberto the Insane are probably the closest things to Warforged in the movie. No other race makes sense for them. Any thoughts? Swamp Hag: "Get out of my swamp, you kids!"