See title.
I see your Blerg and I raise you a Dr. Zoidberg!
Blarg.
Someone set us up the,
bomb.
Hurp a derp.
All your Blerg...
...are belong to us.
Well, now that that topic seems to be settled, I propose the following line of discussion: Blarg?
No, thanks, I'll pass. Unless it's served with chilli.
I had no idea Blarg was edible. Or not.
The point was to use the chilli and mask the dish's blargness.
I see. Maybe. Also, I always thought the correct term was 'blarginess'. Learn somethin' every day.
I see. Maybe. Also, I always thought the correct term was 'blarginess'. Learn somethin' every day.
That is the correct term? My apologies. You do learn somethin' every day.
I prefer a good side order of Blurg myself. Blerg & Blarg are just... so last century. Since yesterday.
I've never heard of blurg. Blyrg, sure. But never blurg. Is it anything like pie?
More like a nice haggis then pie, really.
Well, haggis with a hint of slightly undercooked dough, and then you've got Blarg.
Heretic!
Heretic!
No, heretic tastes nothing like either haggis or blerg, blyrg, blurg, or blarg...
Heretic tastes like Ork, which tastes like chicken...which tastes like blerg
I'll not tolerate such nonsense!
Cease this at once!
I thought heretic tasted like pork.
It must be one of those things that taste different to everybody because I had it once and I thought it tasted like glossy purple/black rainbows with a hint of the cries of the damned.
And nonsense(naturally) tastes like Ambrosia.
I always thought nonsense tasted like Blerg - which is the best tasting member of the entire 'Bl' family. Which means it could very well taste like ambrosia. But I've never had any of that on account of it bein' a notoriously gassy food. If I want gas - and I very frequently do - I'll stick to Blarg, thankyouverymuch.
Blargle is the best however.
BLueberry you fool!
EDIT: Z_B, you're getting pretty close to 10k posts buddy, how's it it feel to have no life? 
Oh, I've got plenty life. I just choose to spend some time here. I can't exactly explain how it all works out, but know that it does. Cuz it does. In reality, I've got too much stuff to do. Yep.
EDIT: It's likely I'm already at 10k posts. With the lost posts due to the switch and my ... umm ... more controversial posts and replies in ... uhh ... sketchy threads being removed without my consent, that milestone is one I've probably passed by. On my way to the Blerg Cafe.
Ah, who cares about a bunch of post numbers? It's all just a waste of space, and a means for anti-social egoists who careway too much about their online persona's, and flaunt 'em around in a pissing contest in order to establish "dominance". Never seen anything good come from sites that track an individuals post counts. Well, aside from the bragging right.
Ah, who cares about a bunch of post numbers? It's all just a waste of space, and a means for anti-social egoists who careway too much about their online persona's, and flaunt 'em around in a pissing contest in order to establish "dominance". Never seen anything good come from sites that track an individuals post counts. Well, aside from the bragging right.
... says the guy with under 1k posts. :P Damn, you just got pwnd by my near 10k awesomeness! Don't try to fight it, champ. I've got more posts than you do. So I win. Automatic-like.
Aw nuts. And here I thought I was important! ... My mother... she always said I was... but... now... ? She's such a liar! 
I dunno if she's all that bad. How many posts does she have?
Like, 90k. Woman's a machine!
Damn. You must be special then. I mean, if she says so it's got to be true. 90k+ posts makes it reality even if god says it isn't.
Yay! I'm special! I feel so, so... so...
... normal? 
No, you don't. Ask your mom.
Hahaha. Ah, these forums are excellent for a good laugh. Great company abound, I'll say. Twas a very borning day until I logged in, now I'm just having a hoot! Cheers mate!
Yeah, this recent influx of activity has been a nice change of pace. We laugh in the face of the White Doom and continue to post. Right in it's ugly eye.
Well, it's Orifice anyway. I'm not really sure that "that" is It's eye. And, if it is, that's pretty creepy...
Well, it's one kind of eye, I guess. Or should that be 'I, eye guess'. I'm so confused.
Trust me, it's not so bad. I wake up confused. You get used too it after a while. Or you just get crazy. Or sane. One of those anyway. I can never remember which.
That's part of my trouble. I can't remember which I am, either. Seems I get a moment of clarity every now and again. Or are there moments of fuzziness? I can never tell which is the moment and which is the status quo, you know? I would guess that using 'status quo' would indicate sanity. However, I feel I once heard from something that using 'fuzziness' to describe anything other than a pet or certain areas of the human anatomy was basically a loud cry for help.
+1 Zombie_Babies!
There's another one? Oh ****! We're like totally ****ed.
Nah, there can be only one.
If we play our cards right, we can make lots of gp from this battle. Advertisements, Channel rights, popcorn(personally I hate the stuff but anyway), refreshments...If there are more, we could create an entire league! ZBL or something. Profit is just around the corner!
I hope that ZB won't mind.
Yeah! Popcorn blows!
Wait which ZB are you?
Hey I know how to solve this problem, ZB fight yourself to the death...................................................................................................................
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Well, that was interesting. It was a bit of a war, you know. Good news. We won!
Blerg?
Blorp, actually. But I was thinking of devoting a separate thread to it. The scary thing? I really was thinking of creating a thread titled Blorp. My brain is a disaster.
Z_B your brain has been healed, that will be........lets see.....carry the 4......times that by 12........$2.50(bet your brain surgeon would charge more).
Grelb!
BLREEEEEGGGGGG
I smell what you're cookin'.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=WfYyBp4Ln2s
OH SNAP!
Oh Crackle.
You can feel mine.
I wonder if that really worked.