Blorp

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#1

zombie_babies

Nov 12, 2009 9:20:32		That's right. Discuss.
#2

ellorin

Nov 12, 2009 9:39:39 		Ah yes, the planet Blorp. Home of mad tax collectors, the greatest pizzerias in the universe and mystical practicioners of the Loony Side of the Force. A strange place, full of adventure and craziness.
#3

zombie_babies

Nov 12, 2009 9:44:34 		And it tastes good, too.  If you're into eating worlds or whatever.  I was.  Once.  And then I discovered that worlds are full of MSG.  Which is why they're so tasty.  My doctor thinks it's bad stuff.  So I ate him instead of a world.  And now I'm in prison.
#4

ellorin

Nov 12, 2009 9:57:27 		You're the zombie equivalent of Galactus SurprisedSurprisedSurprised? Was the doctor's name Richards or Doom(or Feelgood)?
#5

archyneir

Nov 12, 2009 10:04:28 		I see your Blorp, and raise you a rare mint Blyrp.
#6

ellorin

Nov 12, 2009 10:10:03 		Possessing a Blyrp is a treasonous act, citizen. Do you imply that you actually own one?
#7

archyneir

Nov 12, 2009 10:14:56 		Well, no. I'm just borrowing it from my Mum.  {shifty}
#8

zombie_babies

Nov 12, 2009 10:16:34 		I think his name was Doctor Love.  He was salty.  Oh, I like Blyrp.  Hard to get in the intergalactic pen, though.  Anyone know how to bake a cake the size of Pluto?
#9

ellorin

Nov 12, 2009 13:07:52
Well, no. I'm just borrowing it from my Mum.  {shifty}


Then you&your Mum are under arrest. You thought that you could escape from the Blarkish Inquisition, eh? Don't move, resistance is futile(our organisation is very original)!
#10

ellorin

Nov 12, 2009 13:08:26
I think his name was Doctor Love.  He was salty.  Oh, I like Blyrp.  Hard to get in the intergalactic pen, though.  Anyone know how to bake a cake the size of Pluto?



Grandma used Pulsars. They make them nice and crispy.
#11

zombie_babies

Nov 12, 2009 13:33:13

Grandma used Pulsars. They make them nice and crispy.



Oh, I don't care about the cake so much as the Blyrp it'll smuggle in for me.
#12

ellorin

Nov 12, 2009 13:42:53 		Everything is better in a well-cooked cake. Anyway, blyrp is incredibly expensive. Dozens of in-betweens, too little of the stuff and only a handful of people are aware of the planet it originates from.
#13

zombie_babies

Nov 12, 2009 13:45:22 		It came from a planet?  ****, yo.  I may have eaten the ****er already.  That's depressing. 
#14

ellorin

Nov 12, 2009 13:48:26 		So, YOU'RE the one behind the blyrp shortage? And its source may now be gone for ever? What a dreadful calamity...let's hope that the First Blyrp Church ("Tastes divine') won't find out.
#15

zombie_babies

Nov 12, 2009 14:00:20 		It really doesn't matter with me in intergalactic prison cuz I ate my salty Doctor of Love.  What are they gonna do?  Put me more in jail? 
#16

EscherEnigma

Nov 12, 2009 15:16:22 		...you lot are weird.
#17

KillerGM

Nov 12, 2009 15:20:04 		*nods*
#18

zombie_babies

Nov 12, 2009 15:41:41 		*vehemently denies allegations of weirdness*

*oh wait, I could do that with words*

Ahem, I vehemently deny these allegations of any weirdness on my part.  From my intergalactic prison cell. 
#19

archyneir

Nov 12, 2009 18:07:10 		I am, in no way despite past sentiments and conduct, in league with Zombie_Babies. I am innocent.
#20

death_isthe_begining

Nov 13, 2009 5:20:40 		Z_B you are hereby exonerated by the power vested in me by me(I have demigod status by virtue of creating my own dimension). You are now free to leave prison(also the prison asked me for sanctuary).

Archyneir don't lie, weren't you taught better than that?

Ellorin you now crap Blyrp, and have a perfect immune system(no death by poison, disease, or old age for you). Please arrest yourself and go to prison inside of Z_B's stomach(that planet Z_B swallowed housed the prison for that particular offense).
#21

ellorin

Nov 13, 2009 6:25:58 		A certain someone will have Dr. Love's fate...
#22

zombie_babies

Nov 13, 2009 8:23:38 		I like people in my tummy.  They tickle.  Until they, you know, run out of air and die.  Or are digested alive - and then dead.   Cuz you typically don't survive digestion.  Pre-digestion?  Sure, you've got a chance there.  But actual digestion is pretty fatal.  Yeah. 

EDIT: How the **** did this thread achieve 'hot status' when Blerg did not?  Amazing.  Simply amazing.
#23

archyneir

Nov 13, 2009 10:06:17 		I am Innocent. I swear!
#24

generalhenry

Nov 13, 2009 11:19:53
I am Innocent. I swear!




Your mom is innocent
#25

ADHadh

Nov 13, 2009 14:44:58 		"GANK A BIG HOOLER, BUDDY! TELL'M GARY SENT YA!"
#26

zephyrs_whim

Nov 13, 2009 15:30:52 		...

Does anyone else feel like it's time to put the kiddies down for their nap? :P
#27

zombie_babies

Nov 13, 2009 15:36:46 		If by 'nap' you mean 'dirt nap', yes. 
#28

generalhenry

Nov 13, 2009 16:06:36 		I lurve dirt naps
#29

archyneir

Nov 14, 2009 12:11:57

I don't like dirt naps, their all cold, and dirty and stuff. *shudder*

#30

generalhenry

Nov 14, 2009 13:57:17 		You have to find a warm sunny spot
#31

Idolis

Nov 16, 2009 17:51:50 		All sleeping should be done in dank dirty depressions in cold cramped quarters.
#32

death_isthe_begining

Nov 16, 2009 17:56:40 		That sounds............ Unpleasant.
#33

Idolis

Nov 16, 2009 18:04:21 		Oh it is, but I'm not one to complain.
#34

boj0

Nov 17, 2009 10:20:09 		You're only complaining should be against the Xenos!
#35

cloqwurk

Nov 18, 2009 13:29:26 		I must say, I feel as though this thread has given me some kind of enlightenment into the human condition. Excellent. Blorp's for everyone!
#36

zombie_babies

Nov 18, 2009 13:34:50 		We'd really rather have Blyrp, thanks.
#37

cloqwurk

Nov 18, 2009 13:39:52 		I dare too ask, but what's a "Bylrp"?
#38

zombie_babies

Nov 18, 2009 13:48:49 		It's 'Blyrp' and I'm afraid you'll have to read the thread to figure it out.  As I am currently incarcerated in intergalactic prison for 'crimes' totally unrelated to Blyrp, I feel I've said too much already.
#39

cloqwurk

Nov 18, 2009 13:52:22 		Aye, aye Chief.

Space Ranger Investigator Clockworth is on the case!
#40

ellorin

Nov 18, 2009 14:40:25 		Don't forget to check out for any Blorp survivors!
#41

zombie_babies

Nov 18, 2009 14:48:18
Don't forget to check out for any Blorp survivors!



Yes.  Yes, do.  I am feeling a bit peckish.
#42

Ragnar_Lodbrok

Nov 18, 2009 16:59:16
Don't forget to check out for any Blorp survivors!

Er, I believe the planet they took refuge on got attacked by Tyranids. Obviously, there were no survivors.
#43

boj0

Nov 18, 2009 17:10:29 		Xenos?

The Emporer's work is never done...
#44

EscherEnigma

Nov 18, 2009 17:16:03 		Just checking in to confirm that yes, you lot are still weird.
#45

toastedamphibian

Nov 18, 2009 17:34:52 		Anyone want some amphiblyrp?
#46

boj0

Nov 18, 2009 17:49:35 		TA gets +1 blyrp
#47

toastedamphibian

Nov 18, 2009 22:32:25 		With the source planet destroyed, and my monopoly on the amphiblyrp, the galaxy will soon bow to my will.
#48

death_isthe_begining

Nov 19, 2009 8:06:55 		Actually that planet is not destroyed it is hidden.

Also the Tyranids are not xenos they are a living plague given an endless hunger, they are death.

And Escher, how are we wierd is it because we occaisioally abbandon logic and instead allow intution to guide us though madness unscathed.
#49

zombie_babies

Nov 19, 2009 8:13:38
With the source planet destroyed, and my monopoly on the amphiblyrp, the galaxy will soon bow to my will.



Don't care.  I'll just eat it. 

And Escher, how are we wierd is it because we occaisioally abbandon logic and instead allow intution to guide us though madness unscathed.



I don't know about all that.  I sometimes feel kinda scathed myself.  Usually after a good scathing, but still.
#50

The_Silversword

Nov 19, 2009 8:15:47 		ba weep gra na weep ninny bong!
#51

zombie_babies

Nov 19, 2009 8:18:23
ba weep gra na weep ninny bong!



Don't do that here, man.  We're trying to be cool.
#52

ellorin

Nov 19, 2009 8:23:45 		So that's why a certain someone made Blorp's sun vanish too, right?
#53

death_isthe_begining

Nov 19, 2009 8:29:11 		Find that song by the Middle fork, it's actually not bad.
#54

The_Silversword

Nov 19, 2009 8:30:48
ba weep gra na weep ninny bong!



Don't do that here, man.  We're trying to be cool.



The Universal Greeting is not cool!?
Since when!?
#55

zombie_babies

Nov 19, 2009 8:37:32
So that's why a certain someone made Blorp's sun vanish too, right.



*whistles an odd tune while looking away*

The Universal Greeting is not cool!?
Since when!?



Since it became universal, duh.
#56

death_isthe_begining

Nov 19, 2009 8:40:52
ba weep gra na weep ninny bong!



Don't do that here, man.  We're trying to be cool.



The Universal Greeting is not cool!?
Since when!?


Since Megatron was elected in the song here. And no that is not mine it's just the only place I've found that song.

#57

cloqwurk

Nov 19, 2009 9:35:57 		Space Ranger Investigator Clockworth still searching for more information on this "Blyrp" phenomenon that seems too be sweeping the known universe. I will report more when my trust Space Ranger Pooch Philip returns from licking his crotch. He's very hygienic.
#58

toastedamphibian

Nov 19, 2009 16:00:06 		*Quietly sabotages Ranger locotive device*
#59

generalhenry

Nov 21, 2009 13:07:31 		I want the TRUTH*
#60

death_isthe_begining

Nov 22, 2009 2:03:43 		Odd request but....... it's in quadrant 4 section 592 12 parsecs past the third gas giant, there you will find the black hole named The Truth.
#61

zombie_babies

Nov 23, 2009 10:22:47 		You will not be able to handle it, though.
#62

generalhenry

Nov 23, 2009 11:31:18 		How about the HALF TRUTH*
#63

zombie_babies

Nov 23, 2009 11:43:23 		Well, that's about twice as manageable.
#64

generalhenry

Nov 23, 2009 11:47:58 		Do you offer any discounts?
#65

zombie_babies

Nov 23, 2009 11:54:56 		I'm afraid I can't do that.  Unless you're an employee, of course.
#66

EscherEnigma

Nov 23, 2009 16:11:00
And Escher, how are we wierd is it because we occaisioally abbandon logic and instead allow intution to guide us though madness unscathed.


... there's just so many possible answers, I'm really not sure where to start.

#67

boj0

Nov 24, 2009 8:15:26 		In Blorp we trust