Bourbon + branding iron = Lulz.

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#1

homicidal_squirrel

Dec 26, 2011 22:55:27
www.perthnow.com.au/news/western-austral...

 
#2

Klirshon

Dec 27, 2011 6:45:18
While I don't care for JD, I do not see why it is the company's fault that some of its clientele are moronic enough to use a barbecue branding iron on themselves. Some fleshlings are a waste of molecules.
#3

pluisjen

Dec 27, 2011 6:48:15
They were drunk. They had it coming. You can't blame anyone else but the idiots themselves if they go out and hurt themselves.
#4

Cpt_Micha

Dec 27, 2011 8:35:03
Never once while drunk have ever though "hey something that's going to result in hurting myself is a great idea!" I mean seriously, who honestly looks at the branding iron and goes "Yes sir!" to themselves. 

These people are just stupid beyond belief.  The scary part, as one commentor said out of 3 million sperm these are the ones that made it to the eggs. 
#5

Klirshon

Dec 27, 2011 9:29:44
It probably didn't even matter whether they were drunk or sober. They were bound to do something idiotic with the branding iron eventually. I blame the doctors that don't have the mettle to tell their patients the truth.
#6

bone_naga

Dec 27, 2011 14:40:59
I would just like to point out that Jack Daniels is not bourbon, it's sour mash whiskey. Jim Beam is bourbon.
#7

The_Silversword

Dec 27, 2011 19:08:34
ive drunk plenty of Jim Beam and ive never had the urge to brand myself.
#8

zombie_babies

Dec 28, 2011 8:41:47
Funny, drinking a lot of JD or JB always makes me want to kill myself.  Out of depression.  Cuz that stuff is awful.  So if I've resorted to drinking it, I must have a problem.  A real one.  One that can't be fixed.