Post/Author/DateTime	Post
#1 rake Mar 12, 2009 10:10:40	I found this story that Crossroad's wrote while reading through the "Ban the Person Above You" thread. Clearly, the 'knight' character was inspired by me. Discuss. Crossroads_Wanderer wrote:
#2 Armisael Mar 12, 2009 10:15:19	If I may be so bold to suggest it it, maybe we can repurpose this thread to create five-line stories of sorts? The introduction just begs for that.
#3 rake Mar 12, 2009 10:24:18	If I may be so bold to suggest it it, maybe we can repurpose this thread to create five-line stories of sorts? The introduction just begs for that. Just as soon as everyone has acknowledged C_W's blossoming love for me, sure.
#4 dirtyfrank Mar 12, 2009 13:15:49	This could be a sign of C_W liking Rake. I wonder where it will lead to?
#5 rake Mar 12, 2009 13:17:54	This could be a sign of C_W liking Rake. I wonder where it will lead to? You see it, too? It's pretty obvious.
#6 dirtyfrank Mar 12, 2009 13:19:43	You see it, too? It's pretty obvious. We've got a lot of little love stories going on here in the OTT. We have bane chasing poison, C_W chasing Rake and Minja playing hard to get. You kids are quite entertaining.
#7 rake Mar 12, 2009 13:35:47	Well, I can hardly blame her.
#8 rake Mar 12, 2009 14:51:31	Where is Crossroads? Damn you Maintenance Thursdays.
#9 dirtyfrank Mar 12, 2009 14:52:49	She's probably in class getting her learn on.
#10 rake Mar 12, 2009 14:54:24	She's probably in class getting her learn on. Writing my name in her textbooks...
#11 zombie_babies Mar 12, 2009 14:55:35	Writing my name in her textbooks... Right below mine. ;)
#12 rake Mar 12, 2009 14:57:55	Right below mine. ;) Oh, it's on now!
#13 zombie_babies Mar 12, 2009 14:58:46	Oh, it's on now! No, no it's not. It's already been decided, pal. And I came out on top. ;)
#14 rake Mar 12, 2009 15:03:20	No, no it's not. It's already been decided, pal. And I came out on top. ;) You? On top of me? Not in a million years. No, seriously. : P
#15 dirtyfrank Mar 12, 2009 15:05:02	Z_B, Rake, and C_W sitting in a tree. ;)
#16 zombie_babies Mar 12, 2009 15:06:29	Z_B, Rake, and C_W sitting in a tree. ;) With dirtyfrank, some lube and a chimpanzee!
#17 Dark_Stryke Mar 12, 2009 15:08:48	With dirtyfrank, some lube and a chimpanzee! I'd be interested in seeing this. And at the same time, very, very horrified.
#18 zombie_babies Mar 12, 2009 15:14:26	I'd be interested in seeing this. And at the same time, very, very horrified. Yes. Pure, unadulterated hawtness of this level has rarely been seen. And it's viewing is survived even less frequently.
#19 dirtyfrank Mar 12, 2009 15:15:31	Is this the C_W fan club thread? If it is then I say we make C_W the face of the OTT.
#20 rake Mar 12, 2009 15:16:08	Z_B, Rake, and C_W sitting in a tree. ;) God! You ruin everything.
#21 zombie_babies Mar 12, 2009 15:20:37	Is this the C_W fan club thread? If it is then I say we make C_W the face of the OTT. Why not? She's no phony. I'm down. God! You ruin everything. Nah, add in the minty lube, a chimp and df and you get perfection. Yeah, that's the good stuff. You just need to open your mind, man. Just ... you know ... like, lay back and accept it, you know? Quit harshin' our vibe, dood, or so help me I'll have the chimp kick your nutz right outta the tree. *ohm* *ohm*
#22 m-bark Mar 12, 2009 15:42:32	So it's like "bend over, df'll drive"?
#23 zombie_babies Mar 12, 2009 15:45:41	So it's like "bend over, df'll drive"? Nah. It's just a "whatever it takes" attitude. ;)
#24 rake Mar 12, 2009 15:50:20
#25 cherubaddon Mar 12, 2009 16:05:58	Damn, those eyes look tasty.
#26 doneisi Mar 12, 2009 16:51:59	Damn, those eyes look tasty. Thank you captain obvious.
#27 Ramien Mar 12, 2009 21:15:09	I wonder what'd happen if we tied those eyes together and used them as bolas?
#28 baneofelves Mar 12, 2009 22:21:55	The forums always seem to go to hell when I leave.
#29 Ramien Mar 12, 2009 22:43:48	The forums always seem to go to hell when I leave. You mean they don't start there?
#30 baneofelves Mar 12, 2009 22:48:00	The stuff that creeps me out to no end always seems to be posted when I'm gone.
#31 dirtyfrank Mar 12, 2009 22:49:49	That's just rude to say that C_W creeps you out. kids these days.
#32 baneofelves Mar 12, 2009 22:51:45	I was referring to the stuff Zombie Babies was saying about you, him, and the chimp. Crossroads Wanderer is cool. (even though she is a dirty elf lover)
#33 crossroads_wanderer Mar 12, 2009 23:02:48	What have I created? I'm a little weirded out now...
#34 dirtyfrank Mar 12, 2009 23:04:03	We (Rake mainly) are to you what baneofelves is to midnitepoison. ;)
#35 crossroads_wanderer Mar 12, 2009 23:05:09	Stalkers?
#36 dirtyfrank Mar 12, 2009 23:06:18	and funny walkers.
#37 baneofelves Mar 12, 2009 23:13:14	And how am I a stalker? Mid thought it was funny that I started that thread....it was all a joke. (yeah, I think her sense of humor is slightly off. Anyone that thinks my humor is funny has an odd sense of one)
#38 crossroads_wanderer Mar 12, 2009 23:19:25	And how am I a stalker? Mid thought it was funny that I started that thread....it was all a joke. (yeah, I think her sense of humor is slightly off. Anyone that thinks my humor is funny has an odd sense of one) :P It's okay bane, so long as you don't steal her panties or anything it's just a mild obsession. I have a problem because "someone" is trying to get me to wear a bearskin bikini or go "Eve".
#39 pigknight Mar 12, 2009 23:20:32	My bad....
#40 crossroads_wanderer Mar 12, 2009 23:21:51	My bad....
#41 pigknight Mar 12, 2009 23:23:42	Nothing
#42 baneofelves Mar 12, 2009 23:27:37	:P It's okay bane, so long as you don't steal her panties or anything it's just a mild obsession. I have a problem because "someone" is trying to get me to wear a bearskin bikini or go "Eve". get a sense of humor and don't take anything I say seriously. I turn my brain off when I log onto the forums, I do enough thinking IRL.
#43 pigknight Mar 12, 2009 23:28:30	Am I the only person that never changes because of the communication medium?
#44 crossroads_wanderer Mar 12, 2009 23:29:33	get a sense of humor and don't take anything I say seriously. I turn my brain off when I log onto the forums, I do enough thinking IRL. I was joking. I'm not saying you actually are a stalker, I was just teasing.
#45 pigknight Mar 12, 2009 23:30:07	I just want to make it clear I was kidding.
#46 dirtyfrank Mar 12, 2009 23:31:11	I just want to make it clear I was adulting.
#47 baneofelves Mar 12, 2009 23:31:40	Am I the only person that never changes because of the communication medium? Piggy, I come here to relax and stuff. I turn the key to my brain off. The REAL me is like in the PM where I was making some (semi) intelligent discussion. @ crossroads: I figured. I don't really care about what any of you think of me, though. GO start a propaganda thread 'bout me if you want. I could use the laughs.
#48 crossroads_wanderer Mar 12, 2009 23:36:38	Just to address the OP, that was the result of Idolis trying to get me to write a pervy bedtime story. Is it pervy enough for you? :P
#49 toastedamphibian Mar 12, 2009 23:36:42	Yes. Pure, unadulterated hawtness of this level has rarely been seen. And it's viewing is survived even less frequently. Free eye removal here! Get your free eye removal here!
#50 baneofelves Mar 12, 2009 23:38:28	TA, have a feast! Eat my eyes! It's OK this time!
#51 rake Mar 13, 2009 7:40:02	Just to address the OP, that was the result of Idolis trying to get me to write a pervy bedtime story. Is it pervy enough for you? :P That doesn't mean that the story wasn't about me. I haven't heard you deny it yet.
#52 zombie_babies Mar 13, 2009 8:18:01	I was referring to the stuff Zombie Babies was saying about you, him, and the chimp. Fine, Presto. Next time I'll be sure to include you. Jealousy does not look good on ya', pally. If you want to be part of the fun hawtness, just ask. There's always room for more! Well, not always. We'll have to submit your application to the committee, but I'm fairly certain you'll get approved. Possibly.
#53 rake Mar 13, 2009 8:24:29	Fine, Presto. Next time I'll be sure to include you. Jealousy does not look good on ya', pally. If you want to be part of the fun hawtness, just ask. There's always room for more! Well, not always. We'll have to submit your application to the committee, but I'm fairly certain you'll get approved. Possibly. He can have my spot! Oh please let him have my spot...
#54 zombie_babies Mar 13, 2009 8:39:32	He can have my spot! Oh please let him have my spot... No. The committee simply will not allow it. Get back in the tree you silly monkey.
#55 dirtyfrank Mar 13, 2009 9:33:23	He can have my spot! Oh please let him have my spot... So you don't like Crossroads_Wanderer. You've been caught red handed in your lies.
#56 rake Mar 13, 2009 9:35:24	So you don't like Crossroads_Wanderer. You've been caught red handed in your lies. Not true. A gentleman just doesn't share his lady with zombies. -_-
#57 crossroads_wanderer Mar 13, 2009 13:37:33	That doesn't mean that the story wasn't about me. I haven't heard you deny it yet. What about the story makes you think I'm the helpless princess. I'd kick the dragon's butt if I were there.
#58 rake Mar 13, 2009 13:52:45	What about the story makes you think I'm the helpless princess. I'd kick the dragon's butt if I were there. e.e Don't take this away from me. I need this.
#59 crossroads_wanderer Mar 13, 2009 13:57:47	e.e Don't take this away from me. I need this. Ummm...sufficiently creeped out now, but okay.
#60 rake Mar 13, 2009 13:59:02	Ummm...sufficiently creeped out now, but okay. Psh. Wait until you see the shrine.
#61 crossroads_wanderer Mar 13, 2009 14:00:09	Psh. Wait until you see the shrine. I don't wanna know.
#62 baneofelves Mar 13, 2009 14:00:40	Fine, Presto. Next time I'll be sure to include you. Jealousy does not look good on ya', pally. If you want to be part of the fun hawtness, just ask. There's always room for more! Well, not always. We'll have to submit your application to the committee, but I'm fairly certain you'll get approved. Possibly. It is not "hawtness" it is disgusting. I am using a spoon to remove my eyes right now. I do not want to see what happens.
#63 Idolis Mar 13, 2009 14:01:28	Whoo Hooooo!!! Another thread I was the inspiration for. I rock.
#64 zombie_babies Mar 13, 2009 14:28:31	It is not "hawtness" it is disgusting. I am using a spoon to remove my eyes right now. I do not want to see what happens. You're silly. :D
#65 baneofelves Mar 13, 2009 14:30:42	You're silly. :D And YOU are a sicko.
#66 zombie_babies Mar 13, 2009 14:31:04	And YOU are a sicko. Whatever cutie-pie. :P
#67 baneofelves Mar 13, 2009 14:32:26	Whatever cutie-pie. :P It seems that you now have a thing for teenage boys...that is creepy. What are you gonna tell your fiancee?
#68 zombie_babies Mar 13, 2009 15:00:23	It seems that you now have a thing for teenage boys...that is creepy. What are you gonna tell your fiancee? Dood. Harmless flirtin' is harmless. I just tell her my teen crushes live out of state. It's worked so far.
#69 baneofelves Mar 13, 2009 15:02:06	I'm a guy. I don't flirt with other guys. That just creeps me out.
#70 rake Mar 13, 2009 15:03:32	Fish -> Barrel
#71 baneofelves Mar 13, 2009 15:06:23
#72 zombie_babies Mar 13, 2009 15:29:41	I'm a guy. I don't flirt with other guys. That just creeps me out. Why? It's perfectly normal.
#73 baneofelves Mar 13, 2009 15:30:34	Wat?
#74 zombie_babies Mar 13, 2009 15:31:52	Wat? That's more like it, sweetie. ;)
#75 baneofelves Mar 13, 2009 15:35:15	Stay away from me you perverted freak.
#76 zombie_babies Mar 13, 2009 15:53:59	Stay away from me you perverted freak. I like it when they play hard to get. ;)
#77 baneofelves Mar 13, 2009 15:55:25
#78 crossroads_wanderer Mar 13, 2009 16:17:09	I suprised you haven't recognized by now that Z_B is a pervert. I mean, come on, just look at the Mialee thread...
#79 baneofelves Mar 13, 2009 16:18:33	I was silently calling for help. I know he's pervy. And I need YOUR help. Otherwise.......*shudder*
#80 crossroads_wanderer Mar 13, 2009 16:19:26	I was silently calling for help. I know he's pervy. And I need YOUR help. Otherwise.......*shudder* He's being pervy to me too, so I'm not sure I can help you.
#81 dirtyfrank Mar 13, 2009 16:20:29	Fish -> Barrel Shoot -> Fish -> Barrel
#82 baneofelves Mar 13, 2009 16:20:33	but if we "join forces" (if ya know what I mean) I think we'll be safe. :P :D Yes. I just did THAT with smilies. :D
#83 crossroads_wanderer Mar 13, 2009 16:21:45	but if we "join forces" (if ya know what I mean) I think we'll be safe. :P :D Yes. I just did THAT with smilies. :D I would join forces, but now I know what you mean. :P
#84 baneofelves Mar 13, 2009 16:32:55	so do we "join" forces? :D
#85 crossroads_wanderer Mar 13, 2009 16:36:34	so do we "join" forces? :D Only if you stop making the innuendo.
#86 toastedamphibian Mar 13, 2009 16:46:06	Stay away from me you perverted freak. Aww damnit! Why does zombie get the good quote! All I get is: TA, have a feast! Eat my eyes! It's OK this time! So not sig worthy. (Is it?)
#87 zombie_babies Mar 16, 2009 9:24:28	He's being pervy to me too, so I'm not sure I can help you. When did I do that? Sometimes I have pervy black outs.
#88 rake Mar 16, 2009 9:34:32	For the record, I find it abhorrent that you filthy perverts have corrupted an innocent thread about C_W's blossoming romantic feelings for me. You should all be ashamed of yourselves. Is nothing sacred?!
#89 zombie_babies Mar 16, 2009 12:04:59	Being a filthy pervert is, like, the only truly sacred thing left, dood.
#90 pigknight Mar 16, 2009 12:05:54	^ +1
#91 crossroads_wanderer Mar 16, 2009 13:07:58	For the record, I find it abhorrent that you filthy perverts have corrupted an innocent thread about C_W's blossoming romantic feelings for me. You should all be ashamed of yourselves. Is nothing sacred?! More like blossoming feelings of wanting to kick your butt. :D
#92 rake Mar 16, 2009 13:09:18	More like blossoming feelings of wanting to kick your butt. :D Six of one, half a dozen of the other.
#93 zombie_babies Mar 16, 2009 13:09:28	More like blossoming feelings of wanting to kick your butt. :D I don't know if I'd do that if I were you. If you kick his butt and your foot sticks you'll be nearly as pervy as me. Buh-bye innocence! ;) Keeps yer feets to yerself if yeh wanna keeps pure, grandad always sed. :P
#94 pigknight Mar 16, 2009 13:09:39	More like blossoming feelings of wanting to klick your butt. :D Keep your fantasies to yourself.
#95 rake Mar 16, 2009 13:10:20	Keep your fantasies to yourself. I lol'd. And then I cry'd.
#96 crossroads_wanderer Mar 16, 2009 13:13:47	Keep your fantasies to yourself. Perverts.
#97 pigknight Mar 16, 2009 13:14:35	I like it when you guys are Perverts. No problem.
#98 crossroads_wanderer Mar 16, 2009 13:15:52	No problem.
#99 zombie_babies Mar 16, 2009 13:16:11	Perverts. Rule #1 of dealing with perverts: Never, ever under any circumstances stick your tongue out at them. Ever. I mean it. Don't do it. Just ... don't. It makes perverts even more pervy. It's like perv-food. Yeah. That's what it is. Tasty, tasty perv food. Mmmmm. That's the pervy stuff. Right there. No, not there! There! Yeah. Right .... huh?
#100 rake Mar 16, 2009 13:16:45	How the hell do you do a strikethrough? I see bold, italics, and underline, but no strikethrough.
#101 pigknight Mar 16, 2009 13:17:27	Sticking your tounge out is Perv Sign Language for "Come over here big boy. ;)"
#102 crossroads_wanderer Mar 16, 2009 13:19:44	Sticking your tounge out is Perv Sign Language for "Come over here big boy. ;)" This is my sign language for "if you come any closer, you lose unspecified body parts."
#103 pigknight Mar 16, 2009 13:22:59	This is my sign language for I want to see "if you come any closer, your lose unspecified body parts." ~.^ Whoa, you're too fast for my taste. :P
#104 crossroads_wanderer Mar 16, 2009 13:25:22	Whoa, you're too fast for my taste. :P
#105 rake Mar 16, 2009 13:27:23	"And they never saw pigknight again."
#106 zombie_babies Mar 16, 2009 13:28:30	This thread's gone from pervy to sad. Oh well. Movin' on ...
#107 pigknight Mar 16, 2009 13:28:37	NEWZ REPORT! Pigknight, a D&D forum goer, has been found dead in a ditch. The prime suspect is Nazis. Those wacky Nazis.
#108 baneofelves Mar 16, 2009 17:40:45	Yeah....we'll just let them believe that. :D :evillaugh
#109 crofter Mar 16, 2009 18:48:21	It's been quite a long time since I last laughed as much as while reading this thread. Keep it up, boys and girls!
#110 raz_fox Mar 16, 2009 20:51:57	... ... Saint's and Proxies... since when do OTT threads have the spell-like ability Tasha's Hideous Laughter? My mind feels sullied and unusual after gazing upon this...
#111 baneofelves Mar 16, 2009 20:53:14	It's been like this since I came here. Which is why I hang out here the most.
#112 pigknight Mar 16, 2009 20:54:46	The Edition War has funny jokes. "Explosive sperm." Priceless.
#113 dirtyfrank Mar 17, 2009 0:12:56	How the hell do you do a strikethrough? I see bold, italics, and underline, but no strikethrough. [noparse]How the hell do you do a strikethrough? I see bold, italics, and underline, but no strikethrough. [/noparse]
#114 crossroads_wanderer Mar 17, 2009 2:35:41	... ... Saint's and Proxies... since when do OTT threads have the spell-like ability Tasha's Hideous Laughter? My mind feels sullied and unusual after gazing upon this... I think sullied and unusual is a normal condition for the OTT. :D
#115 rake Mar 17, 2009 7:49:54	[noparse]How the hell do you do a strikethrough? I see bold, italics, and underline, but no strikethrough. [/noparse] Aha!
#116 dirtyfrank Mar 17, 2009 13:48:33	Aha! Ya, I was also excited when I found out about the strike through bbcode.