Post/Author/DateTime	Post
#1 Cpt_Micha Apr 16, 2011 18:30:33	today.msnbc.msn.com/id/42623051/?GT1=430... Grabbing someone's arm counts as battery... really?
#2 ViolenceJack Apr 16, 2011 18:57:58	today.msnbc.msn.com/id/42623051/?GT1=430... Grabbing someone's arm counts as battery... really? If you're doing it hard enough to leave bruises or dislocate a shoulder? Sure.
#3 MechaPilot Apr 16, 2011 20:32:12	Finally. Someone did the right thing and he won't be making movies anymore... Maybe a documentary about him in prison. Are you that desperate to see some man on man action?
#4 iqwinn Apr 16, 2011 22:50:49	Meh...another Hollywierdo goes bear-shirt.  Why am I not surprised?
#5 darkcoffeejazz Apr 17, 2011 1:10:09	Oh that's nothing.  In Oregon, you're not even allowed to defend yourself.  If you do you can go to prison.  For DEFENDING yourself from a would-be murderer. Oregon's solution?  Dial 911, and hope for the best.  And if you so much as lift a finger against your attacker in the process........ Welcome to America. And to be honest, if Cage weren't famous and was just like any other guy, you really wouldn't be hearing about this on the news.
#6 MechaPilot Apr 17, 2011 1:27:22	And to be honest, if Cage weren't famous and was just like any other guy, you really wouldn't be hearing about this on the news. He is just like any other guy.  Wealth and fame doesn't make people special.
#7 pluisjen Apr 17, 2011 5:08:16	He is just like any other guy.  Wealth and fame doesn't make people special. It does to the media, because it does to stupid people. Fortunately it doesn't to the law, though.
#8 Jharii Apr 17, 2011 5:50:30	He is just like any other guy.  Wealth and fame doesn't make people special. It does to the media, because it does to stupid people. Fortunately it doesn't to the law, though.  OJ begs to differ.
#9 grehnhewe Apr 17, 2011 8:41:39	Maybe he got too drunk celebrating the recovery of his stolen comic book. www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-13... (and then he realised that he does not have the money to pay back the insurance company) ...and if he misses his court date, maybe we will see him on Dog the Bounty Hunter www.eonline.com/uberblog/b236857_dog_bou...
#10 darkcoffeejazz Apr 17, 2011 11:28:48	I'd actually pay money to see a Nicholas Cage special of Dog the Bounty Hunter.
#11 Maxperson Apr 17, 2011 11:30:07	today.msnbc.msn.com/id/42623051/?GT1=430... Grabbing someone's arm counts as battery... really? Technically, any unwanted deliberate contact counts.  If you don't like me to touch you and I keep lightly poking you on the arm, I'm legally battering you.
#12 The_Silversword Apr 17, 2011 14:03:54	I just hope this doesnt delay the production of Ghost Rider 2!
#13 pluisjen Apr 17, 2011 15:26:16	He is just like any other guy.  Wealth and fame doesn't make people special. It does to the media, because it does to stupid people. Fortunately it doesn't to the law, though.  OJ begs to differ. Ok ok, "shouldn't" then. At least (by my knowledge) it doesn't where I live; I guess I'll have to accept that it's not like that everywhere.
#14 boraxe Apr 18, 2011 8:04:45	Since when is drunk-and-disorderly conduct a crime in New Orleans?
#15 zombie_babies Apr 18, 2011 9:43:16	I'm with Goldo on this'n.  This really could be some pretty awesome news.  I mean, if this is the start of a true meltdown, he may never 'act' again!  That would be amazing!  Now if only we could get Keanu Reeves to break into a bank or something ...
#16 homicidal_squirrel Apr 18, 2011 10:13:31	I'm with Goldo on this'n.  This really could be some pretty awesome news.  I mean, if this is the start of a true meltdown, he may never 'act' again!  That would be amazing!  Now if only we could get Keanu Reeves to break into a bank or something ... But then we won't get to see Bill and Ted's excellent adventure 3.
#17 zombie_babies Apr 18, 2011 10:34:39	Oh noes!