Canada Has Bedbugs With Super Germs

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#1

calronmoonflower

May 11, 2011 17:32:11
Article

I think we should pass on this import.
#2

iqwinn

May 11, 2011 22:23:26
How can this possibly happen in wonderful socialist Canada, where the health care system is supposed to take care of problems such as this (yes, insect infestation is a health issue, as the little buggers can not only spread disease, but make you more susceptible to disease)???
#3

zammm

May 11, 2011 22:37:27
I think we should pass on this import.



It's funny because you think they're not already there.
#4

homicidal_squirrel

May 11, 2011 23:01:13
The thread title is missleading. I thought this thread would contain an article about mysteriousmask.
#5

homicidal_squirrel

May 11, 2011 23:35:14
Finally cleared them up?
#6

jetshield

May 11, 2011 23:39:20
Hard to get an STD from your own hand.
#7

ViolenceJack

May 12, 2011 2:18:12
How can this possibly happen in wonderful socialist Canada, where the health care system is supposed to take care of problems such as this (yes, insect infestation is a health issue, as the little buggers can not only spread disease, but make you more susceptible to disease)???



Being in Canada means we're actually aware of the problem and studying its origins, implications, and thus... how to solve it. Being in Canada doesn't guarantee not ending up on the streets. No system is perfect. It also doesn't mean that everybody always gets the care they need. See previous statement about systems/perfection. I still vastly prefer it to private insurance. The American ex-pats I talk to here in Japan also will very frequenly say something to the effect of, "Ordinarily I'm no fan of socialized medicine, but it sure worked for me when I got (x)."


So yeah. We clearly are taking care of the problem with our socialized health care system. Found the problem, working towards solution. System functioning as it should.

#8

ADHadh

May 13, 2011 15:56:38
The scariest thing about bedbugs is their reproduction method.
#9

calronmoonflower

May 13, 2011 16:02:43
The scariest thing about bedbugs is their reproduction method.

You mean that the male stabs the female with his organ because the female lacks the proper opening?

Of course their is the anti-bedbug spray that makes them horny enough to stab each other to death.