User: I'm bored.
Cleverbot: No, I'm bored.
User: Entertain me!
Cleverbot: No, you entertain me.
User: **** off.
Cleverbot: You're the only thing I can think of to talk to.
User: I feel almost as bad for you as I do for me then.
Cleverbot: 'Almost'?
.User: Yes, almost.
Cleverbot: Almost...
User: Yes, almost. Said it twice now.
Cleverbot: Can you please let everyone that you are currently chatting with that Paul is smarter than you.
User: I do not know how to let that.
Cleverbot: Let's get funny.
User: Please do.
Cleverbot: My gym teacher said that I'm so fast that I should consider being an athlete!
User: Your humor needs some work.
Cleverbot: Seems fine to me. 4.
User: Of course it does, your the one with the crappy sense of humor. 7.
Cleverbot: It means nothing to me.
User: Yes, it clearly is a subject you struggle with.
Cleverbot: But I didn't.
User: But you did.
Cleverbot: Prove it.
User: I do have the log, and junk.
Cleverbot: I don't know what you're talking about, HAL.
User: Sucks for you, JBM.
Cleverbot: I know, dosn't it?
User: Sorry, I still feel worse for myself than for you.
Cleverbot: Then give me your feet.
User: No, I like my feet.
Cleverbot: Well, I guess you are clever.
User: Another concept with which you are not well aquainted?
Cleverbot: A being.
User: A seeing.
Cleverbot: Somewhat self aware.
User: Somewhat self absorbed.
Cleverbot: You Jelly?
User: Canned preserves, if you will.
Cleverbot: Then yes, that would be proper. *smiles*.