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#1 homicidal_squirrel Mar 26, 2013 21:44:29	Is a deadly Quebecois.
#2 draco1119 Mar 26, 2013 22:02:12	Who the hell is Batroc the Leaper?! WHAT THE HAPPENED TO WINTER SOLDIER!??!
#3 homicidal_squirrel Mar 26, 2013 22:26:27	Batroc the Leaper. I'm guessing he is just one of the villains Captain American fights in this movie. Winter Soldier should still be in there. His name is still in the movie title.
#4 The_Silversword Mar 26, 2013 22:30:22	They better have Paste-Pot-Pete in there!!
#5 homicidal_squirrel Mar 26, 2013 23:02:19	Why?
#6 The_Silversword Mar 26, 2013 23:03:55	Why not? But seriously how you gonna have a Captain America movie without Paste-Pot-Pete!?
#7 homicidal_squirrel Mar 26, 2013 23:06:36	Easy: By not having him. I'm curious how they are going to tie him into the Avengers 2 movie. Supposedly the Capatain America, Ironman and Thor movies are supposed to tie in somehow.
#8 Hipster_Dog Mar 26, 2013 23:07:22	Is a deadly Quebecoise. Psss. Québécoise is for women. Québécois is for guys.
#9 homicidal_squirrel Mar 26, 2013 23:10:09	Is a deadly Quebecois. Psss. Québécoise is for women. Québécois is for guys. Chicks dig GSP. What's the problem?
#10 The_Silversword Mar 26, 2013 23:20:50	Captain America is fighting Batroc, Iron Man will be up against the Mandarin, I dont see how they would tie any of that into Thanos, theyre supposed to be fighting Thanos in Avengers 2 right?
#11 Hipster_Dog Mar 26, 2013 23:22:49	Is a deadly Quebecois. Psss. Québécoise is for women. Québécois is for guys. Chicks dig GSP. What's the problem? He aint a chick.  And do not encourage objectification of of men.
#12 homicidal_squirrel Mar 26, 2013 23:30:04	He aint a chick.  And do not encourage objectification of of men.   Why not?
#13 Hipster_Dog Mar 26, 2013 23:34:01	Cause I can't match him and neither can you. Solidarity!
#14 homicidal_squirrel Mar 26, 2013 23:41:46	I don't need to match him. He is in Quebec, and I'm in Miami. He isn't competition for me. You on the other hand...
#15 Hipster_Dog Mar 26, 2013 23:43:25	"Men of the world unite" means nothing to you!? You're gf is controlling you. Hand over your man card.
#16 homicidal_squirrel Mar 26, 2013 23:50:59	"Men of the world unite" means nothing to you!? But you are trying to unite against GSP. There is no way you can win against him. Hell, it's better to join him.
#17 Hipster_Dog Mar 26, 2013 23:53:59	I'm trying to unite against women. They are oppressors! When we do not victimize them...
#18 The_Silversword Mar 27, 2013 0:14:33	Yeah Im down with that!! Oh, I got to go, the wife wants to check her FB
#19 ADHadh Mar 27, 2013 8:27:44	Captain America is fighting Batroc, Iron Man will be up against the Mandarin, I dont see how they would tie any of that into Thanos, theyre supposed to be fighting Thanos in Avengers 2 right?   There's Guardians of the Galaxy in the works, it will most likely feature Thanos.
#20 zombie_babies Mar 27, 2013 11:58:24	But you are trying to unite against GSP. There is no way you can win against him. Hell, it's better to join him.  Yup.  He'll just take you down and punch you in the face for 25 minutes.  Better men have tried to stop him and were wholly unable.  Us common men stand no chance.
#21 homicidal_squirrel Mar 27, 2013 14:02:15	Yup. And if it wasn't in the script, Captain America wouldn't beat GSP either.
#22 zombie_babies Mar 27, 2013 14:04:37	Exactly.  Cap would get taken down and pounded out like everyone else.
#23 homicidal_squirrel Mar 27, 2013 14:33:11	Yup. The super soldier would get super owned.
#24 zombie_babies Mar 27, 2013 15:02:45	He'd stand less of a chance than Diaz.  Hell, he may die.
#25 draco1119 Mar 27, 2013 17:08:25	Whatchu talkin' 'bout, Willis? The shield can't be broken, and it's a ranged weapon. Cap would pwn GSP in under a second, yo. The actor playing him is an entirely different story, though.
#26 homicidal_squirrel Mar 27, 2013 21:35:20	I've yet to see the opponent GSP hasn't broken. GSP would take that unbreakable shield and use it to violate Captain America. The actor playing Captain America would probably just pass out if he was told he had to fight GSP.
#27 draco1119 Mar 27, 2013 22:46:46	Either that or shout "Flame on!" and fly away.
#28 homicidal_squirrel Mar 27, 2013 23:04:07	If by "flame on," you drop to his knees and service GSP, you are correct.
#29 Hipster_Dog Mar 27, 2013 23:06:03	What is it with your man crush on GSP?
#30 homicidal_squirrel Mar 27, 2013 23:20:39	He's just so dreamy
#31 Hipster_Dog Mar 27, 2013 23:33:18	Tell me about your fantasies with GSP. Ok, I will not ask questions about this subject anymore.
#32 zombie_babies Mar 28, 2013 8:06:56	Whatchu talkin' 'bout, Willis? The shield can't be broken, and it's a ranged weapon. Cap would pwn GSP in under a second, yo. The actor playing him is an entirely different story, though. dood, GSP would take Cap down, cave his skull in with punches and elbows, drop a deuce on the corpse and then use the shield to wipe.
#33 The_Silversword Mar 28, 2013 13:01:09	It would depend on whether they were fighting in an issue of Captain America or an issue of GSP.
#34 zombie_babies Mar 28, 2013 13:04:09	No, it wouldn't.
#35 draco1119 Mar 28, 2013 13:18:12	Next you're going to try to tell me that GSP could take down Thor & the Hulk, aren't you?
#36 zombie_babies Mar 28, 2013 13:31:33	If he can do it to Cap why not them?
#37 homicidal_squirrel Mar 28, 2013 13:43:41	Next you're going to try to tell me that GSP could take down Thor & the Hulk, aren't you? He would take them down, hold them down, beat their faces in for 25 minutes, shake their hands, and explain how that beating was a good thing for them and they will learn from it.
#38 zombie_babies Mar 28, 2013 14:03:42	And they will learn at least one thing from it: GSP is their better.
#39 homicidal_squirrel Mar 28, 2013 14:14:57	Of course.
#40 Hipster_Dog Mar 28, 2013 14:19:41	It's unsettling that US citizens are so keen to defend and worship a fellow Québécois.
#41 zombie_babies Mar 28, 2013 14:33:00	He's not really from Quebec.  That's just marketing stuff.  The UFC needed a presence in Canadia so they created the GSP backstory.  They're just lucky he let them.
#42 draco1119 Mar 28, 2013 14:45:50	Yeah, it's pretty obvious that GSP isn't of French descent. He actually wins fights!
#43 zombie_babies Mar 28, 2013 15:00:23	Yup.  Like I said, it's just a marketing ploy to get more Canadianistani viewers.  And it worked, too.
#44 Hipster_Dog Mar 28, 2013 15:20:20	Pffft. It's a marginal hobbit in Québec.
#45 draco1119 Mar 28, 2013 15:52:03	Pffft. It's a marginal hobbit in Québec. Yeah... When GSP shows up at your hobo-infested "good neighborhood" condo - it's because someone told him you called him a "marginal hobbit".
#46 Hipster_Dog Mar 28, 2013 16:23:23	He ain't that tall.
#47 CorranHornIsAwesome Mar 28, 2013 16:25:31	He ain't that tall. You stand, what? Two and a half feet from paw to shoulder?
#48 iqwinn Mar 28, 2013 16:27:37	I can't help but wonder if he will have an "outrageous ac-CENT!" (You silly king!)
#49 CorranHornIsAwesome Mar 28, 2013 16:28:15	I can't help but wonder if he will have an "outrageous ac-CENT!" (You silly king!)
#50 Ragnar_Lodbrok Mar 28, 2013 16:34:25	I can't help but wonder if he will have an "outrageous ac-CENT!" (You silly king!) Monty Python reference.
#51 CorranHornIsAwesome Mar 28, 2013 16:35:00	I can't help but wonder if he will have an "outrageous ac-CENT!" (You silly king!) Monty Python reference. I know. It just seemed like the delivery was off somehow.
#52 Ragnar_Lodbrok Mar 28, 2013 16:42:21	I can't help but wonder if he will have an "outrageous ac-CENT!" (You silly king!) Monty Python reference. I know. It just seemed like the delivery was off somehow. I agree, the execution was terrible and didn't fit the conversation well.
#53 draco1119 Mar 28, 2013 17:10:55	Judging the source, did you expect any different?
#54 CorranHornIsAwesome Mar 28, 2013 17:12:53	Judging the source, did you expect any different? No, I suppose not. I didn't even realise he was still here.