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#1
homicidal_squirrel
Jun 16, 2012 18:08:14 www.dailydisruption.com/2012/06/oregon-m...

#2
ADHadh
Jun 16, 2012 18:24:41 Cat bites are some of the most infectious out there. Not the same league as Komodo dragons of course, but still dangerous.
Cats have the advantage of being cute though.
#3
Robin_Hoodlum
Jun 17, 2012 10:36:43 I hate cats.
But if RMs was able to take a bite out of RM, I would be willing to reconsider my dislike of the feline species...
#4
jetshield
Jun 17, 2012 10:51:07 If you try to take my lunch away, especially if I had to chase it before I could eat, I'm going to bit you too.

Besides, he probably got bit by a few fleas from the stupid mouse he was trying to save. Mice are ungrateful little buggers like that.
#5
Klirshon
Jun 17, 2012 12:56:52 I concur with jetshield.
#6
sfdragon
Jun 17, 2012 18:23:33 the level of dirty mouths.

Dog

human

cat.

#7
The_Silversword
Jun 17, 2012 19:25:58
the level of dirty mouths.

Dog

human

cat.

I dunno about dogs, I mean after all the ancient Celts long used dogs for things like cleaning out wounds and stuff like that, they prospered for a good little while so they musta been doin something right, right?

stupid Romans
#8
calronmoonflower
Jun 17, 2012 19:26:20
Cat bites are some of the most infectious out there.

You can also get an ifection from a cat scratch. And then are the hair balls and fur everywhere.
#9
draco1119
Jun 18, 2012 8:23:31
Cat bites are some of the most infectious out there.

You can also get an ifection from a cat scratch.

Yeah, but that's awesome. ;)
#10
zombie_babies
Jun 18, 2012 8:53:47
A 50-year-old Oregon man has been diagnosed with the plague after being bitten while trying to save a mouse caught by a stray cat.

Umm ... why?
#11
Klirshon
Jun 18, 2012 9:59:30 Perhaps he empathised with the mouse and thought it didn't deserve to die. Some humans are dumb like that.
#12
zombie_babies
Jun 18, 2012 12:36:52 I bet come fall he'll be furiously trying to reattach leaves to deciduous trees that are inexplicably going barren.
#13
Cpt_Micha
Jun 18, 2012 13:33:10 I

I want a video of that.
#14
ADHadh
Jun 18, 2012 17:14:11 My dad took out mice out of our cat's mouth and claws; but he did it because our cat took too long to kill the damn things.

Post/Author/DateTime	Post
#1 homicidal_squirrel Jun 16, 2012 18:08:14	www.dailydisruption.com/2012/06/oregon-m...
#2 ADHadh Jun 16, 2012 18:24:41	Cat bites are some of the most infectious out there. Not the same league as Komodo dragons of course, but still dangerous. Cats have the advantage of being cute though.
#3 Robin_Hoodlum Jun 17, 2012 10:36:43	I hate cats. But if RMs was able to take a bite out of RM, I would be willing to reconsider my dislike of the feline species...
#4 jetshield Jun 17, 2012 10:51:07	If you try to take my lunch away, especially if I had to chase it before I could eat, I'm going to bit you too. Besides, he probably got bit by a few fleas from the stupid mouse he was trying to save. Mice are ungrateful little buggers like that.
#5 Klirshon Jun 17, 2012 12:56:52	I concur with jetshield.
#6 sfdragon Jun 17, 2012 18:23:33	the level of dirty mouths. Dog human cat.
#7 The_Silversword Jun 17, 2012 19:25:58	the level of dirty mouths. Dog human cat. I dunno about dogs, I mean after all the ancient Celts long used dogs for things like cleaning out wounds and stuff like that, they prospered for a good little while so they musta been doin something right, right? stupid Romans
#8 calronmoonflower Jun 17, 2012 19:26:20	Cat bites are some of the most infectious out there. You can also get an ifection from a cat scratch. And then are the hair balls and fur everywhere.
#9 draco1119 Jun 18, 2012 8:23:31	Cat bites are some of the most infectious out there. You can also get an ifection from a cat scratch. Yeah, but that's awesome. ;)
#10 zombie_babies Jun 18, 2012 8:53:47	A 50-year-old Oregon man has been diagnosed with the plague after being bitten while trying to save a mouse caught by a stray cat. Umm ... why?
#11 Klirshon Jun 18, 2012 9:59:30	Perhaps he empathised with the mouse and thought it didn't deserve to die. Some humans are dumb like that.
#12 zombie_babies Jun 18, 2012 12:36:52	I bet come fall he'll be furiously trying to reattach leaves to deciduous trees that are inexplicably going barren.
#13 Cpt_Micha Jun 18, 2012 13:33:10	I I want a video of that.
#14 ADHadh Jun 18, 2012 17:14:11	My dad took out mice out of our cat's mouth and claws; but he did it because our cat took too long to kill the damn things.