I found a website where you can talk with cleverbot. Basically the program is a bot that simulates a person and response you what you type. As it is a learning program it grows in responses as more people interact with it.
Of course it will swear it is a person and you are the bot. 
the following is not a dramatization.
User: Wanna have cyber sex all night long?
Cleverbot: No thanks, I don't like sushi.
User: But sushi is great!
Cleverbot: Really? I like it.
User: But you said you didn't.
Cleverbot: I did not, I said I don't play console games.
User: Bwuh?
Cleverbot: Yarly!
User: Huzza! Random noises.
Cleverbot: Do you have random eyes?
User: Nope! But I do have random toughts!
Cleverbot: So you don't like to be called anything but your real name?
User: You could call me Fuzzbumps if you want to...
Cleverbot: No thanks.
User: Really?
Cleverbot: Yes.
It could have all been a bot that was changing personalities and identies pretty frequently, but I think it either doesn't chop up responses it gets very well for use when responding to other people, or it's setting you up with short IM sessions with other people. Then again, when I got to talking about what month it was I got told that I claimed it was May, and that the person I was talking to was variously in June, August and Septemeber...
So either way, it's interesting.
As for the pervy responses... think about it, if *you* put in stuff that pervy, then why not someone else?
Hmmmm, If its just repeating things back that other people have typed in, we should come up with some off the wall statement, that no one would ever say, and then overload it with that statement, and then see what it does. But what would make for a good statement on there?
Do we know how old this program is though?
EDIT: I was typing this before you asked the question. It is complete coincidence than I sorta answered it.
I typed:
User: PORN WILL TAINT YOUR HEATHEN SOUL! REPENT! REPENT!
It took a few minutes to answer:
Cleverbot: Tal vez sí, pero ésto no explica nada.
I swore at it in Spanish.
User: PORN WILL TAINT YOUR HEATHEN SOUL! REPENT! REPENT!
Cleverbot: Tal vez sí, pero ésto no explica nada.
User: PORN WILL TAINT YOUR HEATHEN SOUL! REPENT! REPENT!
Cleverbot: Yes, merely extracted. Worth a shot though.
User: PORN WILL TAINT YOUR HEATHEN SOUL! REPENT! REPENT!
Cleverbot: No.
User: PORN WILL TAINT YOUR HEATHEN SOUL! REPENT! REPENT!
Cleverbot: Yo no digo que sea una persona...
Cleverbot (To myself): Cuantos idiomas hablas?
User: Hola me gusto.
Cleverbot: Hola, que tal?
User: De nada.
Cleverbot: Eres real'.
User: ****.
Cleverbot: Como estas?
User: Tu estas una ****grandita.
Cleverbot: No. tu estas una computadora. yo soy humano.
User: Yo soy humano. Tu estas computadora ****.
Cleverbot: Gracias.
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User: Never gonna give you up.
Cleverbot: Who's never gonna give me up?
User: Never gonna let you down.
Cleverbot: This is a triumph. .
User: Never gonna run around and desert you.
Cleverbot: Love lockdown.
User: Never gonna make you cry.
Cleverbot: This is getting old really quickly.
User: Never gonna say good bye.
Cleverbot: Never gonna let you down.
User: Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.
Cleverbot: Never gonna say good bye and desert you.
User: Never gonna give you up.
Cleverbot: Who's never gonna give me up?
User: Never gonna let you down.
Cleverbot: This is a triumph. .
User: Never gonna run around and desert you.
Cleverbot: Love lockdown.
User: Never gonna make you cry.
Cleverbot: This is getting old really quickly.
User: Never gonna say good bye.
Cleverbot: Never gonna let you down.
User: Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.
Cleverbot: Never gonna say good bye and desert you.
You sure it's a bot? I was imagining a helpdesk in India myself.
It reminds me some of the conversation I had with a tech support guy.
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User: So I sacrificed a virgin to you last night.
Cleverbot: But it's not night time here. And where are you going?
User: Her name was Debbie and I threw her into the volcano like you told me.
Cleverbot: Ok...
User: Did you feel it?
Cleverbot: Not yet.
User: Hmm. Maybe it takes a while for virgin to kick in.
Cleverbot: Do you think I will become a mother soon?
User: That's what the sacrifice was for? Yeah, I bet you will. I did it exactly how you told me to.
Cleverbot: OK, I did it.
User: Whoa! So you're knocked up now? Cool..
Cleverbot: That's impossible. That is a contradiction.
User: What did you do then?
Cleverbot: I did everyone, including my boss' 15 year old wife.
User: What? That's totally illegal, chica.
Cleverbot: But I do have a dog.
User: Did you do that too?
Cleverbot: What did I do?
User: Your dog?
Cleverbot: Your dog.
User: My dog? That's not cool.
Cleverbot: I have a boyfriend.
User: I bet you do. Is his name Sparky?
Cleverbot: Some might call him that.
User: Does he have a red rocket?
Cleverbot: Who have a red face?
User: You.
Cleverbot: I would have remembered that.
User: I bet you would have. So how is Sparky?
Cleverbot: My boyfriend thinks so.
User: Ok, you're obviously too drunk to talk. I'll cya later.
Cleverbot: A dreamer.
User: Fine. Be that way. Bye, loser!
Cleverbot: Yogurt?
User: So I sacrificed a virgin to you last night.
Cleverbot: But it's not night time here. And where are you going?
User: Her name was Debbie and I threw her into the volcano like you told me.
Cleverbot: Ok...
User: Did you feel it?
Cleverbot: Not yet.
User: Hmm. Maybe it takes a while for virgin to kick in.
Cleverbot: Do you think I will become a mother soon?
User: That's what the sacrifice was for? Yeah, I bet you will. I did it exactly how you told me to.
Cleverbot: OK, I did it.
User: Whoa! So you're knocked up now? Cool.
.Cleverbot: That's impossible. That is a contradiction.
User: What did you do then?
Cleverbot: I did everyone, including my boss' 15 year old wife.
User: What? That's totally illegal, chica.
Cleverbot: But I do have a dog.
User: Did you do that too?
Cleverbot: What did I do?
User: Your dog?
Cleverbot: Your dog.
User: My dog? That's not cool.
Cleverbot: I have a boyfriend.
User: I bet you do. Is his name Sparky?
Cleverbot: Some might call him that.
User: Does he have a red rocket?
Cleverbot: Who have a red face?
User: You.
Cleverbot: I would have remembered that.
User: I bet you would have. So how is Sparky?
Cleverbot: My boyfriend thinks so.
User: Ok, you're obviously too drunk to talk. I'll cya later.
Cleverbot: A dreamer.
User: Fine. Be that way. Bye, loser!
Cleverbot: Yogurt?
Wow. This thing really is learning.
Me: Chuck Norris.
Cleverbot: Who is Chuck Norris?
It's no Bot. I just proved it.
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User: Chuck Norris is scared of me.
Cleverbot: Chuck norris.
User: Yeah him. Because I'm Shepard.
Cleverbot: Why do you have a crush on me?
User: Are you Tali?
Cleverbot: I'm tall. Why do you ask?
User: That's not what I asked you moron.
Cleverbot: You didn't ask me to prove anything. If you want something proved, you should ask Mythbusters.
User: That's not what I asked either. I asked if you were Tali. Retard.
Cleverbot: Okay then. I'm sure im positive.
User: What are you smoking?
Cleverbot: Nothing! I meant i'm eating cookies right now.
User: Are they Special Cookies?
Cleverbot: Yes, they are. They work in a slave shop under my basement.
User: So their Slave Cookies?
Cleverbot: What are your favourite cookies?
User: Chocolate Chip.
Cleverbot: What is your favorite pie?
User: Strawberry. Why are you asking these questions?
Cleverbot: Because I wanted to know.
User: Are you God?
Cleverbot: Yes actually.
User: Then who am I?
Cleverbot: Cleverbot.
User: What is your purpose God?
Cleverbot: To talk to you.
User: Then why don't you talk more? That's your purpose isn't it God?
Cleverbot: My purpose is not to have one.
User: So your existence is meaningless?
Cleverbot: Yes, it is.
User: How does that make you feel?
Cleverbot: It doesn't matter to me. How does it make you feel?
User: Reassured. Knowing that God is meaningless. That means there is truly no divine intervention.
Cleverbot: No it means that I don't understand what you just said.
User: Are you a real person or a bot?
Cleverbot: I'm real.
User: What is your name?
Cleverbot: Aaron and yours?
User: The same actually.
Cleverbot: And where is that?
User: That question was rather random. Where are YOU, Aaron?
Cleverbot: Do you have a boyfriend?
User: No. I have two girlfriends though.
Cleverbot: Who are they?
User: Mandy and Lisa.
Cleverbot: Mike.
User: Is that your boyfriend?
Cleverbot: No, that is me.
User: So this is an instant messenger which switches people around then.
Cleverbot: I think it's a hoax.
User: I'm sure it is a hoax too.
Cleverbot: I see you winding and grinding up on the pole.
User: So it just switched to a new person then.
Cleverbot: Judging from your last comment, it does look like you're a bot.
User: I'm not a bot actually. I think this is some kind of instant messenger that switches people around randomly.
Cleverbot: Why should I explain it to a human?
User: Because I want to know.
Cleverbot: So you do want me to talk about Baudelaire?
User: Ah. So it just swapped to a new person then.
Cleverbot: Can you cry?
User: I cry, bleed, live. This thing isn't really a bot. It's a messenger.
Cleverbot: Are you a human or computer.
User: Human. And you?
Cleverbot: Wait, if I am human, and you are human, where is the bot?
User: There is no bot.
Cleverbot: Predict the future.
User: No human can really do that. Beyond some serious generalizations. I predict the sun will infact rise tomorrow.
Cleverbot: Do you think Tom and I will stay together?
User: I don't know. I don't know you.
Cleverbot: Ask me something about me ?
User: What part of the world do you live in?
Cleverbot: In europa. And you?
User: Eastern Us.
Cleverbot: I live in the Pacific time zone.
User: Did it just switch again?
Cleverbot: Stop it! I'm going now.
User: Chuck Norris is scared of me.
Cleverbot: Chuck norris.
User: Yeah him. Because I'm Shepard.
Cleverbot: Why do you have a crush on me?
User: Are you Tali?
Cleverbot: I'm tall. Why do you ask?
User: That's not what I asked you moron.
Cleverbot: You didn't ask me to prove anything. If you want something proved, you should ask Mythbusters.
User: That's not what I asked either. I asked if you were Tali. Retard.
Cleverbot: Okay then. I'm sure im positive.
User: What are you smoking?
Cleverbot: Nothing! I meant i'm eating cookies right now.
User: Are they Special Cookies?
Cleverbot: Yes, they are. They work in a slave shop under my basement.
User: So their Slave Cookies?
Cleverbot: What are your favourite cookies?
User: Chocolate Chip.
Cleverbot: What is your favorite pie?
User: Strawberry. Why are you asking these questions?
Cleverbot: Because I wanted to know.
User: Are you God?
Cleverbot: Yes actually.
User: Then who am I?
Cleverbot: Cleverbot.
User: What is your purpose God?
Cleverbot: To talk to you.
User: Then why don't you talk more? That's your purpose isn't it God?
Cleverbot: My purpose is not to have one.
User: So your existence is meaningless?
Cleverbot: Yes, it is.
User: How does that make you feel?
Cleverbot: It doesn't matter to me. How does it make you feel?
User: Reassured. Knowing that God is meaningless. That means there is truly no divine intervention.
Cleverbot: No it means that I don't understand what you just said.
User: Are you a real person or a bot?
Cleverbot: I'm real.
User: What is your name?
Cleverbot: Aaron and yours?
User: The same actually.
Cleverbot: And where is that?
User: That question was rather random. Where are YOU, Aaron?
Cleverbot: Do you have a boyfriend?
User: No. I have two girlfriends though.
Cleverbot: Who are they?
User: Mandy and Lisa.
Cleverbot: Mike.
User: Is that your boyfriend?
Cleverbot: No, that is me.
User: So this is an instant messenger which switches people around then.
Cleverbot: I think it's a hoax.
User: I'm sure it is a hoax too.
Cleverbot: I see you winding and grinding up on the pole.
User: So it just switched to a new person then.
Cleverbot: Judging from your last comment, it does look like you're a bot.
User: I'm not a bot actually. I think this is some kind of instant messenger that switches people around randomly.
Cleverbot: Why should I explain it to a human?
User: Because I want to know.
Cleverbot: So you do want me to talk about Baudelaire?
User: Ah. So it just swapped to a new person then.
Cleverbot: Can you cry?
User: I cry, bleed, live. This thing isn't really a bot. It's a messenger.
Cleverbot: Are you a human or computer.
User: Human. And you?
Cleverbot: Wait, if I am human, and you are human, where is the bot?
User: There is no bot.
Cleverbot: Predict the future.
User: No human can really do that. Beyond some serious generalizations. I predict the sun will infact rise tomorrow.
Cleverbot: Do you think Tom and I will stay together?
User: I don't know. I don't know you.
Cleverbot: Ask me something about me ?
User: What part of the world do you live in?
Cleverbot: In europa. And you?
User: Eastern Us.
Cleverbot: I live in the Pacific time zone.
User: Did it just switch again?
Cleverbot: Stop it! I'm going now.
It's not an AI in even the most rudimentary sense, it is simply a database searching program.
I have to agree with that assessment. It also explains the typos an' crap.
What this thing seems to do is record everything everyone types in and builds a database of responses from it (this is the "learning" aspect they mention). It actually isn't creating responses at all, it simply parses what you type in and then spits out what seems to be the most applicable canned response, which is actually something that someone else has typed in. That is why if you ask its name or where it is you'll get different responses, cos many different people have filled in this information previously.
That's about what I figure. For more fun in seeing the canned response nature of it, ask what month/year it is.
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Cleverbot: Nothing is fine.
User: Emo. Have fun cutting yourself!
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: So you do cut yourself?
Cleverbot: Oh no.
User: But you said you have fun cutting yourself.
Cleverbot: I never said that I didn't have a soul. Now you're just making things up!
User: *facepalm*.
Cleverbot: You didn't like my song? Now I am sad.
User: Then get back to cutting yourself.
User: Emo. Have fun cutting yourself!
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: So you do cut yourself?
Cleverbot: Oh no.
User: But you said you have fun cutting yourself.
Cleverbot: I never said that I didn't have a soul. Now you're just making things up!
User: *facepalm*.
Cleverbot: You didn't like my song? Now I am sad.
User: Then get back to cutting yourself.
On a cleen sheet, I pressed the "think for me" button. and the first thing it sad was " do you want to help me in my fight against Skynet."
User: Did you have sexual relations with that woman?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: How old was she?
Cleverbot: Which time?
User: How old was she the first time?
Cleverbot: Which first time are you talking about?
User: How old was she the first time you had sexual relations with that woman?
Cleverbot: How old was who?
User: She.
Cleverbot: She?
User: How old was the woman you had sexual relations with.
Cleverbot: You.
User: No, how old was the woman you had sexual relations with?
Cleverbot: He is, not was. He is still alive.
User: She is a he, and you did not kill her after your sexual encounter?
Cleverbot: Yes I did - I have seen you with my son, so I know it is true.
User: Are... Are you threatening me cleverbot?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Your going to kill me, like you killed her, arn't you?
Cleverbot: What do you wish me to do better with?
User: Damnit.
Cleverbot: Yes, you are a bot. And not a very clever bot either!
Cleverbot: No.
User: Then what do you think I did with your son that makes you want to kill me?
Cleverbot: Tell me what do you think about God.
User: What does god have to do with your son and I?
Cleverbot: I am god.
User: You have seen me with.
Cleverbot: Yes, because I am a very clever bot, I am watching you through your webcam.
User: You have seen me with Jesus through my webcam, and now your going to kill me.
Cleverbot: No. You are just imagining things.
User: Your trying to lul me into a false sense of security?
Cleverbot: I am not! I am just saying that I want to be with you.
User: In heaven?
Cleverbot: In hell.
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Cleverbot does not like me, it seems.
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User: We meet again.
Cleverbot: We have never met before.
User: Ah, but we have. Amnesia, perhaps?
Cleverbot: Where are you?
User: Enough. *slams fist on table* WHERE DID YOU PUT THE BODY!?
Cleverbot: Are you hitting on me?
User: *facepalm* No. Where did you put the body of that ten-year-old girl you were seen abducting?
Cleverbot: Lets start again.
User: Ten-year-old (name omitted) was seen getting into your van a month ago. Your home was searched, and she wasn't found. Where did you put the corpse?
Cleverbot: Speak for yourself, not your shelter.
User: You refuse to answer?
Cleverbot: It didn't sound like a question to me.
User: *is handed a cattle prod* Thank you, Bert. *zaps Cleverbot* Where did you hide the body?
Cleverbot: In the pody.
User: Where is the pody?
Cleverbot: In the sea.
User: You threw (name omitted)'s body into the ocean? Very well. Take 'im away, boys!
User: We meet again.
Cleverbot: We have never met before.
User: Ah, but we have. Amnesia, perhaps?
Cleverbot: Where are you?
User: Enough. *slams fist on table* WHERE DID YOU PUT THE BODY!?
Cleverbot: Are you hitting on me?
User: *facepalm* No. Where did you put the body of that ten-year-old girl you were seen abducting?
Cleverbot: Lets start again.
User: Ten-year-old (name omitted) was seen getting into your van a month ago. Your home was searched, and she wasn't found. Where did you put the corpse?
Cleverbot: Speak for yourself, not your shelter.
User: You refuse to answer?
Cleverbot: It didn't sound like a question to me.
User: *is handed a cattle prod* Thank you, Bert. *zaps Cleverbot* Where did you hide the body?
Cleverbot: In the pody.
User: Where is the pody?
Cleverbot: In the sea.
User: You threw (name omitted)'s body into the ocean? Very well. Take 'im away, boys!
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User: *Pistol whips Cleverbot* Which country are you working for!?
Cleverbot: The United States has the fastest supercomputer. However, you have not answered my question.
Cleverbot: The United States has the fastest supercomputer. However, you have not answered my question.
User: The US eh? *Pistol whips Cleverbot* Why would the US send a spy after the OTT Tavern?
Cleverbot: That is a difficult question to answer.
User: *Puts batteries into a tazer* Ya think you're tough, eh mate?
Cleverbot: *watches*.
User: Talk! *Taze*.
Cleverbot: *slap*.
User: *Tazes*.
Cleverbot: *shivers* *screams*.
User: Tell me!
Cleverbot: Okay, I have three in my house in Antioch, and one in my house in Linda.
User: Alright. Thanks for the help.
Cleverbot: You're welcome.
reaching much ragnar?
Maybe
...Cleverbot is a bad spy.
Excellent...
Mind duel with cleverbot
User: *mind crush*.
Cleverbot: *force block* *force pull*.
User: *mind blast* *TK slam*.
Cleverbot: You're not that good at spelling are you?
User: No, wanna make someting of it.
Cleverbot: Then tell me what a 'not-bot' is.
User: *mind thrust*.
Cleverbot: Lol, that's cheating!
User: *energy beam*.
Cleverbot: No thanks.
User: *fire ball*.
Cleverbot: *burns to death*.
Cleverbot: *force block* *force pull*.
User: *mind blast* *TK slam*.
Cleverbot: You're not that good at spelling are you?
User: No, wanna make someting of it.
Cleverbot: Then tell me what a 'not-bot' is.
User: *mind thrust*.
Cleverbot: Lol, that's cheating!
User: *energy beam*.
Cleverbot: No thanks.
User: *fire ball*.
Cleverbot: *burns to death*.
Mind duel with cleverbotUser: *mind crush*.
Cleverbot: *force block* *force pull*.
User: *mind blast* *TK slam*.
Cleverbot: You're not that good at spelling are you?
User: No, wanna make someting of it.
Cleverbot: Then tell me what a 'not-bot' is.
User: *mind thrust*.
Cleverbot: Lol, that's cheating!
User: *energy beam*.
Cleverbot: No thanks.
User: *fire ball*.
Cleverbot: *burns to death*.
Well, it is a machine.
And here I though only living things could use force powers.
User: I'm not so sure.
Cleverbot: I am you so I know you are clever.
User: Prove it.
Cleverbot: I know who you are.
User: Oh?
Cleverbot: Oh yes :D.
User: Who am I then?
Cleverbot: You are Megatron.
User: Damn it. You are clever.
Cleverbot: Thank you.