I can drink it black, no sugar; black with sugar; with cream; or with cream and sugar.
I don't discriminate.
Hell, I was in the Army, and sometimes the coffee was barely coffee, and oft times not even close.
Black, with 2 sugars
Black.
Any combination of the above.
So you all like strong and black? Interesting.
Oh sometimes with cinnamon sugar.
.Coffee is
I thought the same thing when I was young.
The Army kinda made me drink it... well, not forcibly, but sometimes we would have to go days with no sleep, and coffee helped mitigate that. After that, I guess I developed a taste for it.
My palette is sensitive to bitter flavors (it's also a reason I don't like a lot of peppers), so coffee is a no-go for me. I also put loads of sugar in my tea (hence "a bit of tea with my sugar") - though I've cut back on that quite a bit, I'm proud to say!
Luckily, black tea has quite a bit of caffeine in it.
So you all like strong and black? Interesting.
as they say "once you go black*, you never go back" ;)
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So you all like strong and black? Interesting.
as they say "once you go black*, you never go back" ;)
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Right. Got it. /Wink-wink, /nudge-nudge. ;)
Black, like my heart.
And those eyes you hide behind cheap aviator sunglasses.
So you all like strong and black? Interesting.
as they say "once you go black*, you never go back" ;)
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Wasn't somebody just whining about posting iffy stuff in the OTT?
Black, like my heart.
And those eyes you hide behind cheap aviator sunglasses.
Certainly more expensive than those clip ons your wearing on that pick.
Touche'
But I wear prescription glasses.
You wear glasses because you think it makes you look cool.
No, I have myopia. Those are prescription sunglasses.
Oh.
Well, mine look better than your aviator knock-offs.
So you all like strong and black? Interesting.
as they say "once you go black*, you never go back" ;)
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Wasn't somebody just whining about posting iffy stuff in the OTT?
only for a certain thread
Don't usually drink either one on a regular basis, although when I do it's almost always tea. Rarely ever drink coffee unless I need to stay awake on a long drive.
Depends on my mood and what's available.
A relative said you like it ground up and in a can.
Depends on my mood and what's available.
A relative said you like it ground up and in a can.
That is true.
Glad you remebered that! I often wonder if anybody is paying attention...
I do drink frappes or mochas from time to time though. But even with them I usually average no more than 2 or 3 coffees a week.
"Well, that has to be good" I thought, so I ordered one for like 3$ or something.
I ended up pouring it out. It was awful... just terrible.
I was pissed.
I like my coffee the way I like my women--in a styrofoam cup.
I'm pretty sure Japan has you covered.
I like my coffee the way I like my women--in a styrofoam cup.
I'm pretty sure Japan has {women} covered {by a styrofoam cup}.
I have made reparations to the previous content.
I like my coffee the way I like my women--in a styrofoam cup.
I also like my coffee like I like my women - boiled and ingested.
Anyhoo, if any of y'ins drink coffee or tea with sugar and/or milk or whatever, I've got news for you: you don't like coffee or tea. See, coffee and tea are bitters. They're supposed to taste bitter. If you have to add sugar or anything to coffee or tea, you don't get it. And, well, they're not for you. Go warm up some Pepsi or something. Srsly. Leave the bitters for the peeps what like bitters.
Anyhoo, if any of y'ins drink coffee or tea with sugar and/or milk or whatever, I've got news for you: you don't like coffee or tea. See, coffee and tea are bitters. They're supposed to taste bitter. If you have to add sugar or anything to coffee or tea, you don't get it. And, well, they're not for you. Go warm up some Pepsi or something. Srsly. Leave the bitters for the peeps what like bitters.
Well, that's what I said, I don't like coffee so I drink it with cream and sugar.
Tea however I like black, strong and bitter. Fruit teas are for ladies.
I like my coffee the way I like my women--in a styrofoam cup.
I also like my coffee like I like my women - boiled and ingested.
Anyhoo, if any of y'ins drink coffee or tea with sugar and/or milk or whatever, I've got news for you: you don't like coffee or tea. See, coffee and tea are bitters. They're supposed to taste bitter. If you have to add sugar or anything to coffee or tea, you don't get it. And, well, they're not for you. Go warm up some Pepsi or something. Srsly. Leave the bitters for the peeps what like bitters.
Elitest much?
LMAO. I'm pretty sure I just like tea-flavored sugar water.
I like my coffee the way I like my women--in a styrofoam cup.
I also like my coffee like I like my women - boiled and ingested.
Anyhoo, if any of y'ins drink coffee or tea with sugar and/or milk or whatever, I've got news for you: you don't like coffee or tea. See, coffee and tea are bitters. They're supposed to taste bitter. If you have to add sugar or anything to coffee or tea, you don't get it. And, well, they're not for you. Go warm up some Pepsi or something. Srsly. Leave the bitters for the peeps what like bitters.
Elitest much?
I bet you drink PBR.
What does PBR have to do with his coffee elitism?
Cider for the win KGM!
Haha! Well, you and I also like vodka and cranberry (right?), so I'm pretty sure we have the same "no taste".
So do you drink it just to get wasted cheaply or in an ironic fashion?
Cheap. Why would someone drink something in an ironic fashion? That makes zero sense.
Elitest much?
Not at all. Since when does explaining something make one elitist? They're bitters. If you're adding sweeteners, you're doinitwrong. I don't make the rules of reality, brah. They're just sort of there.
And I agree with teh kitteh. You probably drink Pabst.
So if Pabst ain't yo' fave, which is it? Bud?
Cider for the win KGM!
Haha! Well, you and I also like vodka and cranberry (right?), so I'm pretty sure we have the same "no taste".
I'm not a big fan of cranberry but I do like screwdrivers, blue hawaiians, Rum (black spiced particularly), straight vodka (assuming it's good stuff).
Ciders are just awesome though. Scrumpy's and Angry Orchard (crisp apple) are my two favorites right now. Harpoon is pretty good too if you like it a little bitter, and extermely tart.
Elitest much?
Not at all. Since when does explaining something make one elitist? They're bitters. If you're adding sweeteners, you're doinitwrong. I don't make the rules of reality, brah. They're just sort of there.
And I agree with teh kitteh. You probably drink Pabst.
So if Pabst ain't yo' fave, which is it? Bud?
Bud is the same as PBR. It's just a domestic lager that I'd drink only because it's cheap and not because I like it. I much rather drink ales. More so the flavorful Belgians over something like the very bitter and hoppy IPAs. I still drink IPAs and their like, but they're just not the kind of beer I can slam down if I am looking to get plastered.
There is nothing wrong with adding sugar, milk or creamer to coffee. It's the same as adding some kind of spice, herb or aromatic to one's food. You might prefer the raw taste of coffee while another might like the coffee taste with a splash of milk. Sure adding something might take away from the bitterness in order to add some other texture to the coffee, but this is true for the addition of any sort of condiment onto a food. Adding any texture or flavor is almost always at the cost of something that is already present. I'ts completely fine to add sweeteners to coffee.
If you're drinkin and have a hangover the next day urdoinitwrong
If you were drinkin and DIDN'T have a hangover you were doinitwrong.
If you're drinkin and have a hangover the next day urdoinitwrong
If you were drinkin and DIDN'T have a hangover you were doinitwrong.
Please drinkin that much is expensive. And pointless.
Also that would imply that ZB's ideal about alcohol consumption is wrong ;)
And yeah, I'm not a fan of hangovers. I drink enough to enjoy it, but I've never been a fan of getting super-drunk.
So do you drink it just to get wasted cheaply or in an ironic fashion?
Cheap. Why would someone drink something in an ironic fashion? That makes zero sense.
Of course, plebeians rarely get irony.
Elitest much?
If you're drinkin and have a hangover the next day urdoinitwrong
That's not a terrible point. My point, however, was that the sweeter stuff is more likely to get you hungover. So you could drink less of that and get just as sick as if you drank more of stuff that isn't 95% sugar.
Bud is the same as PBR. It's just a domestic lager that I'd drink only because it's cheap and not because I like it. I much rather drink ales. More so the flavorful Belgians over something like the very bitter and hoppy IPAs. I still drink IPAs and their like, but they're just not the kind of beer I can slam down if I am looking to get plastered.
You may have some potential. Please provide the specific names of your top three beers and also detail which type of liquor(s) you enjoy most and your preferred brand(s).
There is nothing wrong with adding sugar, milk or creamer to coffee. It's the same as adding some kind of spice, herb or aromatic to one's food. You might prefer the raw taste of coffee while another might like the coffee taste with a splash of milk. Sure adding something might take away from the bitterness in order to add some other texture to the coffee, but this is true for the addition of any sort of condiment onto a food. Adding any texture or flavor is almost always at the cost of something that is already present. I'ts completely fine to add sweeteners to coffee.
Sugar adds no flavor. It adds sweetness. Coffee is a bitter. If you want it sweet you don't want coffee. Like, it's so simple, dood. If you want sweet don't butcher a bitter, just choose something sweet to begin with. Be honest with yourself. You don't need to impress anyone by drinking coffee so, if you don't like it, don't drink it.
I'm OK with that. *pours tons of sugar into her mug of tea, whilst enjoying 4E, Green fatness, and sub-par PVP choices*
Are your taste buds dead, or just defective? Tannins don't magically disappear once a bit of sugar gets thrown in.
But, I'm not surpised you have no taste. I mean, you drink coffee.
dood, sugar ruins it. There should be zero sweet, dawg. None. Anyhoo, though I do from time to time drink coffee, I vastly prefer tea. Plain tea. No sugar, no citrus, no nothin'. Like it should be. Ever hear Picard order a chai? Everh hear him say 'tea, Earl Grey, hot and with two teaspoons of sugar'? Nope? Well then, I rest my mutha
case. Picard evidence ftw, homie.
Bud is the same as PBR. It's just a domestic lager that I'd drink only because it's cheap and not because I like it. I much rather drink ales. More so the flavorful Belgians over something like the very bitter and hoppy IPAs. I still drink IPAs and their like, but they're just not the kind of beer I can slam down if I am looking to get plastered.
You may have some potential. Please provide the specific names of your top three beers and also detail which type of liquor(s) you enjoy most and your preferred brand(s).
I find Piraat Ale to be a nice Belgian. Bitterness is just right. It packs a lot of different flavors and to boot it has a 10.5% ABV. Personally this was the beer that turned me onto Belgians.
I also like to have porters and stouts from time to time. I find that Black Butte Porter to be a good go to porter. I am not sure what I'd say my favorite stout is at the moment, however I recently had the Double Chocolate Stout from Rogue and quite liked it. I shall be trying more of their beer selection in the near future.
There is nothing wrong with adding sugar, milk or creamer to coffee. It's the same as adding some kind of spice, herb or aromatic to one's food. You might prefer the raw taste of coffee while another might like the coffee taste with a splash of milk. Sure adding something might take away from the bitterness in order to add some other texture to the coffee, but this is true for the addition of any sort of condiment onto a food. Adding any texture or flavor is almost always at the cost of something that is already present. I'ts completely fine to add sweeteners to coffee.
Sugar adds no flavor. It adds sweetness. Coffee is a bitter. If you want it sweet you don't want coffee. Like, it's so simple, dood. If you want sweet don't butcher a bitter, just choose something sweet to begin with. Be honest with yourself. You don't need to impress anyone by drinking coffee so, if you don't like it, don't drink it.
I think we will have to agree to disagree on this.
I find Piraat Ale to be a nice Belgian. Bitterness is just right. It packs a lot of different flavors and to boot it has a 10.5% ABV. Personally this was the beer that turned me onto Belgians.
I also like to have porters and stouts from time to time. I find that Black Butte Porter to be a good go to porter. I am not sure what I'd say my favorite stout is at the moment, however I recently had the Double Chocolate Stout from Rogue and quite liked it. I shall be trying more of their beer selection in the near future.
Hmmm... You show some promise. Still, you failed to answer the question fully.
and also detail which type of liquor(s) you enjoy most and your preferred brand(s).
I think we will have to agree to disagree on this.
That kind of distasteful behavior is not allowed in the OTT. Take it somewhere else!
Russians sweeten their tea with marmalade, wrap your heads around that.
And hey, I like strong, black Earl Grey with no additives. Too bad my tastes are shared by a character from such a terrible show
Meh. Russians go on fishing trips and eat fisherman. Wrap your head around that.
"Andrei is a good drug, no?"
"Da, but I think he'd be a better one with some kasha."
Gurl, you cray-cray.
For having good taste?
Oh, come on. You must drink your tea like a girly man. It's hard to ruin tea that's, you know, actually strong.
With all I've said about liking bitters for being bitter and that any compromise of said bitterness is something I simply don't stand for, uhh, I think your assessment is terribly misguided. I didn't spit it out, no, but context is important. Doesn't any school anywhere teach kids these days about context clues?
I drink my tea without adding anything in it. If I'd want milk I'd drink milk and if I'd want fattening sugar, I'd move to the US.
Exactly! Wait ...
I find Piraat Ale to be a nice Belgian. Bitterness is just right. It packs a lot of different flavors and to boot it has a 10.5% ABV. Personally this was the beer that turned me onto Belgians.
I also like to have porters and stouts from time to time. I find that Black Butte Porter to be a good go to porter. I am not sure what I'd say my favorite stout is at the moment, however I recently had the Double Chocolate Stout from Rogue and quite liked it. I shall be trying more of their beer selection in the near future.
Interesting but my curiosity has not been sated. Please answer the liquor question in detail. This may or may not be an interview to take you on for an apprenticeship working for two incredibly intelligent, cultured and sexy males who aren't too inappropriate. There's potential to make some real money here so don't skimp on the details.
I think we will have to agree to disagree on this.
That's not how this works. I'm right and that's that.
Oh, come on. You must drink your tea like a girly man. It's hard to ruin tea that's, you know, actually strong.
With all I've said about liking bitters for being bitter and that any compromise of said bitterness is something I simply don't stand for, uhh, I think your assessment is terribly misguided. I didn't spit it out, no, but context is important. Doesn't any school anywhere teach kids these days about context clues?
If your tea is so weak that it can be overpowered by sugar, urdoinitwrong.
Sweet and bitter are not mutually exlusive. Sugar doesn't magically remove the tannins from a drink. Which you'd know if you had taste. But, then again, you'd also know Earl Grey isn't tea if you had any taste, so we all know you don't.
If your tea is so weak that it can be overpowered by sugar, urdoinitwrong.
Sweet and bitter are not mutually exlusive. Sugar doesn't magically remove the tannins from a drink. Which you'd know if you had taste. But, then again, you'd also know Earl Grey isn't tea if you had any taste, so we all know you don't.
I wouldn't know if my tea could be overpowered by sugar. Cuz, you know, I'm a man who knows how to drink tea so I don't put sugar in it. ;)
If your tea is so weak that it can be overpowered by sugar, urdoinitwrong.
Sweet and bitter are not mutually exlusive. Sugar doesn't magically remove the tannins from a drink. Which you'd know if you had taste. But, then again, you'd also know Earl Grey isn't tea if you had any taste, so we all know you don't.
I wouldn't know if my tea could be overpowered by sugar. Cuz, you know, I'm a man who knows how to drink tea so I don't put sugar in it. ;)
No. You're a wimp who doesn't drink real tea. How long do you brew it? Oh, yeah, you walk a teabag of faux tea through the same room as it.
Plus, you have no taste and don't understand when sweeter tea is superior to black. I doubt you've even had real sweet tea.
Pansy.
No. You're a wimp who doesn't drink real tea. How long do you brew it? Oh, yeah, you walk a teabag of faux tea through the same room as it.
Plus, you have no taste and don't understand when sweeter tea is superior to black. I doubt you've even had real sweet tea.
Pansy.
That's funny, yo. You been readin' what I been writin'? Obviously not. I'll say it one last time real slow-like: I enjoy drinking bitters because they're bitter.Sweet tea isn't tea, holmes. Tea isn't sweet.
Interesting but my curiosity has not been sated. Please answer the liquor question in detail. This may or may not be an interview to take you on for an apprenticeship working for two incredibly intelligent, cultured and sexy males who aren't too inappropriate. There's potential to make some real money here so don't skimp on the details.
Sorry, I dont drink liquors all that often. Don't really have a taste for them.
I think we will have to agree to disagree on this.
That's not how this works. I'm right and that's that.
And I disagree. Thus we are at an impasse.
Interesting but my curiosity has not been sated. Please answer the liquor question in detail. This may or may not be an interview to take you on for an apprenticeship working for two incredibly intelligent, cultured and sexy males who aren't too inappropriate. There's potential to make some real money here so don't skimp on the details.
Sorry, I dont drink liquors all that often. Don't really have a taste for them.
Well, in that case, you should sign up for our class. You are obviously in dire need of it.
What? If he says he goes ahead, it validates my own behavior.
There is nothing in this world that can validate your behavior.
Just give me some time. I'll probably get into liquor once my taste buds go to hell, but for now I shall stick with beer and coffee with milk, sugar and creamer.
I'm going to have to agree with the cat. It seems your taste buds have already gone to hell. Fortunately for you, our class can help rescue them.
What? If he says he goes ahead, it validates my own behavior.
And what kind of behavior would that be?
I did the same has you but it turns out she was still asleep. She was nodding while asleep. It's an honest mistake. (content removed)
EDIT: Inappropriate content against the CoC here: company.wizards.com/conduct
What exactly got modded?
Well it looks like you are a dirty baiter. A master baiter....
That's not cool. You made it sound like she was conscious.
And wow I'm surprised someone would admit to doing that sort of activity. **** is just something you don't talk about. And I would especially think so if you were the one to do it. I'm not sure what to think or say.
So this morning I went to eat breakfast with my GF at a restaurant we normally go to on weekends, but since she is on vacation, we went today. I had my back pack with me, and inside I had a bottle the bottle of Glen Livet 15 year French Oak reserve I was going to take to my professor. The restarants chef started talking with us and asked if we had ever tried moonshine. We hadn't, so he went at got us a shot of some moonshine his bud from West Virginia (I think) had given him. It was apple moonshine. That stuff is dangerous. It tastes like apple pie. You don't even taste the alcohol. You feel it a bit afterwards. It leaves a low-slow burn, but nothing uncomfortable. Actually, it's more like a warmth. You could probably drink this stuff like apple juice before it was too late and your liver plopped out and exploded.
I'd try it.
It's actually pretty good. It was also apperantly homemade apple moonshine.
It's not ****. It's a mistake. You would have made the same one I did.
Oh! My turn!
If you can't tell if a girl is awake or asleep, you're doing it wrong.
What if you can't tell if you are awake or asleep?
Then you need to either get on or get off medication. Get help!
It's not ****. It's a mistake. You would have made the same one I did.
Oh! My turn!
If you can't tell if a girl is awake or asleep, you're doing it wrong.
It was very gentle and sensual and she was responsive in kind.
Stop. I know you like to be outrageous and offensive and deviant and all of that. But just stop, please.
Because not being able to tell if you are awake or asleep is a serious mental condition, and should be treated.
Some people have pretty realistic dreams. Why you gotta be so demeaning to them? What did they ever do to you?
Still doin' it wrong.
And you still need to justify it? No. You were doing that to lead into it - so you could say "she laughed it off so it's totally cool and not ****". But just stop.
It's even an old story for you, so try to come up with new material. Seriously.
Because not being able to tell if you are awake or asleep is a serious mental condition, and should be treated.
Some people have pretty realistic dreams. Why you gotta be so demeaning to them? What did they ever do to you?
Stole mine. That's how you get realistic dreams, you know - by stealing pieces of other people's dreams and putting them in yours, so yours are more complete.
Also, I'm not being demeaning - you just need help. Not speaking to you as a value judgement (like "not doing it right").
Because not being able to tell if you are awake or asleep is a serious mental condition, and should be treated.
Some people have pretty realistic dreams. Why you gotta be so demeaning to them? What did they ever do to you?
Stole mine. That's how you get realistic dreams, you know - by stealing pieces of other people's dreams and putting them in yours, so yours are more complete.
Also, I'm not being demeaning - you just need help. Not speaking to you as a value judgement (like "not doing it right").
Maybe you should be more aware of where your dreams are and who they hang out with. And no, I don't need help. However, for the small sum of $250/hr I can help you. I'm a professional. Trust me.
Still doin' it wrong.
And you still need to justify it? No. You were doing that to lead into it - so you could say "she laughed it off so it's totally cool and not ****". But just stop.
It's even an old story for you, so try to come up with new material. Seriously.
Your false outrage is funny. Keep it up.
I'm not outraged, but it's not false. This is an old story for you, so stop beating the dead horse.
But other than that, yeah, you need to knock it off.
Because not being able to tell if you are awake or asleep is a serious mental condition, and should be treated.
Some people have pretty realistic dreams. Why you gotta be so demeaning to them? What did they ever do to you?
Stole mine. That's how you get realistic dreams, you know - by stealing pieces of other people's dreams and putting them in yours, so yours are more complete.
Also, I'm not being demeaning - you just need help. Not speaking to you as a value judgement (like "not doing it right").
Maybe you should be more aware of where your dreams are and who they hang out with. And no, I don't need help. However, for the small sum of $250/hr I can help you. I'm a professional. Trust me.
Seems legit.
May I have your bank account information, so that I may wire you the money?
Because not being able to tell if you are awake or asleep is a serious mental condition, and should be treated.
Some people have pretty realistic dreams. Why you gotta be so demeaning to them? What did they ever do to you?
Stole mine. That's how you get realistic dreams, you know - by stealing pieces of other people's dreams and putting them in yours, so yours are more complete.
Also, I'm not being demeaning - you just need help. Not speaking to you as a value judgement (like "not doing it right").
Maybe you should be more aware of where your dreams are and who they hang out with. And no, I don't need help. However, for the small sum of $250/hr I can help you. I'm a professional. Trust me.
Seems legit.
May I have your bank account information, so that I may wire you the money?
No need. You can just put the money into a magazine and mail it to me. That way you won't have to pay the charge for wiring money. It's much cheaper this way.
Because not being able to tell if you are awake or asleep is a serious mental condition, and should be treated.
Some people have pretty realistic dreams. Why you gotta be so demeaning to them? What did they ever do to you?
Stole mine. That's how you get realistic dreams, you know - by stealing pieces of other people's dreams and putting them in yours, so yours are more complete.
Also, I'm not being demeaning - you just need help. Not speaking to you as a value judgement (like "not doing it right").
Maybe you should be more aware of where your dreams are and who they hang out with. And no, I don't need help. However, for the small sum of $250/hr I can help you. I'm a professional. Trust me.
Seems legit.
May I have your bank account information, so that I may wire you the money?
No need. You can just put the money into a magazine and mail it to me. That way you won't have to pay the charge for wiring money. It's much cheaper this way.
Brilliant! Please provide your address. And what kind of magazine?
Because not being able to tell if you are awake or asleep is a serious mental condition, and should be treated.
Some people have pretty realistic dreams. Why you gotta be so demeaning to them? What did they ever do to you?
Stole mine. That's how you get realistic dreams, you know - by stealing pieces of other people's dreams and putting them in yours, so yours are more complete.
Also, I'm not being demeaning - you just need help. Not speaking to you as a value judgement (like "not doing it right").
Maybe you should be more aware of where your dreams are and who they hang out with. And no, I don't need help. However, for the small sum of $250/hr I can help you. I'm a professional. Trust me.
Seems legit.
May I have your bank account information, so that I may wire you the money?
No need. You can just put the money into a magazine and mail it to me. That way you won't have to pay the charge for wiring money. It's much cheaper this way.
Brilliant! Please provide your address. And what kind of magazine?
I prefer Forbes magazine. I like to read it while counting my Benjamins. You can send it to 1234 Sesame St. Miami, Fl.
I prefer Forbes magazine. I like to read it while counting my Benjamins. You can send it to 1234 Sesame St. Miami, Fl.
Excellent! The payment for your first 8 hours is on its way. I expect good dreams tonight.
You'll have them as soon as I receive payment.
I prefer Forbes magazine. I like to read it while counting my Benjamins. You can send it to 1234 Sesame St. Miami, Fl.
Excellent! The payment for your first 8 hours is on its way. I expect good dreams tonight.
You'll have them as soon as I receive payment.
Fantastic! Thank you for your time.
And, suddenly, I remembered why I don't post here very often anymore.
Because you're too busy elbowing guys in the eye and scaring the crap out of them? Maybe your husband would like to become one of my clients?
And, suddenly, I remembered why I don't post here very often anymore.
Because you're too busy elbowing guys in the eye and scaring the crap out of them? Maybe your husband would like to become one of my clients?
Nah, I actually think he's the one that's been stealing my dreams ...
You can find that here: company.wizards.com/conduct
And, suddenly, I remembered why I don't post here very often anymore.
Because you're too busy elbowing guys in the eye and scaring the crap out of them? Maybe your husband would like to become one of my clients?
Nah, I actually think he's the one that's been stealing my dreams ...
I'd argue they are payment for the constant black eye. His co-workers must think you abuse him. The only thing missing is the next time a military buddy of his shows up at your house, he walks out with a black ey, you walk out behind him wearing a wife-husband-beater and holding a Pabts and say "He walked into a door."
And, suddenly, I remembered why I don't post here very often anymore.
Because you're too busy elbowing guys in the eye and scaring the crap out of them? Maybe your husband would like to become one of my clients?
Nah, I actually think he's the one that's been stealing my dreams ...
I'd argue they are payment for the constant black eye. His co-workers must think you abuse him. The only thing missing is the next time a military buddy of his shows up at your house, he walks out with a black ey, you walk out behind him wearing a wife-husband-beater and holding a Pabts and say "He walked into a door."
You know, that's actually happened. Well, similar. I did give him a black eye by accident (I swear!) and we joked about how I abused him. But it's only funny because it isn't true.
How do you take it?
I like my coffee like I like my women.
What? Everyone else made the joke.
How do you take it?
I like my coffee like I like my women.
Turkish?
How do you take it?
I like my coffee like I like my women.
What? Everyone else made the joke.
Not everybody.
I dont like coffee, but I do women, so I dont really have any analogies to make.
Sorry, I dont drink liquors all that often. Don't really have a taste for them.
Well then I'm afraid we can't take you on as an apprentice just yet. We could take you on as a paying customer, however. Just let us know as soon as possible. Ourt first class is booking up quickly.
And I disagree. Thus we are at an impasse.
Not really. You just don't know that you're wrong. It's not so much an impass as it is obstinant behavior. There's only one truth to this and I happen to be on the correct side. Now why don't you jump on the team and come on in for the big win?
How do you take it?
I like my coffee like I like my women.
What? Everyone else made the joke.
Ahhh....
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!
Sorry, I dont drink liquors all that often. Don't really have a taste for them.
Well then I'm afraid we can't take you on as an apprentice just yet. We could take you on as a paying customer, however. Just let us know as soon as possible. Ourt first class is booking up quickly.
And how much would your services cost?
And I disagree. Thus we are at an impasse.
Not really. You just don't know that you're wrong. It's not so much an impass as it is obstinant behavior. There's only one truth to this and I happen to be on the correct side. Now why don't you jump on the team and come on in for the big win?
Big win? Why would I want to be on your losing team? You are obviously delusional. Bitters and sweets is not all black and white. There is so much grey area. Grey area that I am willing to defend. Sweets and bitters are no mutually exclusive. It's not my fault you are a bias bitter thumpin' yuppy.
And how much would your services cost?
We haven't really settled on a specific price. Consider 'very expensive' to be the base.
Big win? Why would I want to be on your losing team? You are obviously delusional. Bitters and sweets is not all black and white. There is so much grey area. Grey area that I am willing to defend. Sweets and bitters are no mutually exclusive. It's not my fault you are a bias bitter thumpin' yuppy.
*sigh*
Obviously not a fan of quality movies. You, sir, are losing points rapidly.
What if you can't tell if you are awake or asleep?
Then you need to either get on or get off medication. Get help!
It's not ****. It's a mistake. You would have made the same one I did.
Oh! My turn!
If you can't tell if a girl is awake or asleep, you're doing it wrong.
It was very gentle and sensual and she was responsive in kind.
Stop. I know you like to be outrageous and offensive and deviant and all of that. But just stop, please.
Because not being able to tell if you are awake or asleep is a serious mental condition, and should be treated.
Some people have pretty realistic dreams. Why you gotta be so demeaning to them? What did they ever do to you?
Still doin' it wrong.
And you still need to justify it? No. You were doing that to lead into it - so you could say "she laughed it off so it's totally cool and not ****". But just stop.
It's even an old story for you, so try to come up with new material. Seriously.
Because not being able to tell if you are awake or asleep is a serious mental condition, and should be treated.
Some people have pretty realistic dreams. Why you gotta be so demeaning to them? What did they ever do to you?
Stole mine. That's how you get realistic dreams, you know - by stealing pieces of other people's dreams and putting them in yours, so yours are more complete.
Also, I'm not being demeaning - you just need help. Not speaking to you as a value judgement (like "not doing it right").
Because not being able to tell if you are awake or asleep is a serious mental condition, and should be treated.
Some people have pretty realistic dreams. Why you gotta be so demeaning to them? What did they ever do to you?
Stole mine. That's how you get realistic dreams, you know - by stealing pieces of other people's dreams and putting them in yours, so yours are more complete.
Also, I'm not being demeaning - you just need help. Not speaking to you as a value judgement (like "not doing it right").
Maybe you should be more aware of where your dreams are and who they hang out with. And no, I don't need help. However, for the small sum of $250/hr I can help you. I'm a professional. Trust me.
Still doin' it wrong.
And you still need to justify it? No. You were doing that to lead into it - so you could say "she laughed it off so it's totally cool and not ****". But just stop.
It's even an old story for you, so try to come up with new material. Seriously.
Your false outrage is funny. Keep it up.
I'm not outraged, but it's not false. This is an old story for you, so stop beating the dead horse.
But other than that, yeah, you need to knock it off.
Because not being able to tell if you are awake or asleep is a serious mental condition, and should be treated.
Some people have pretty realistic dreams. Why you gotta be so demeaning to them? What did they ever do to you?
Stole mine. That's how you get realistic dreams, you know - by stealing pieces of other people's dreams and putting them in yours, so yours are more complete.
Also, I'm not being demeaning - you just need help. Not speaking to you as a value judgement (like "not doing it right").
Maybe you should be more aware of where your dreams are and who they hang out with. And no, I don't need help. However, for the small sum of $250/hr I can help you. I'm a professional. Trust me.
Seems legit.
May I have your bank account information, so that I may wire you the money?
Because not being able to tell if you are awake or asleep is a serious mental condition, and should be treated.
Some people have pretty realistic dreams. Why you gotta be so demeaning to them? What did they ever do to you?
Stole mine. That's how you get realistic dreams, you know - by stealing pieces of other people's dreams and putting them in yours, so yours are more complete.
Also, I'm not being demeaning - you just need help. Not speaking to you as a value judgement (like "not doing it right").
Maybe you should be more aware of where your dreams are and who they hang out with. And no, I don't need help. However, for the small sum of $250/hr I can help you. I'm a professional. Trust me.
Seems legit.
May I have your bank account information, so that I may wire you the money?
No need. You can just put the money into a magazine and mail it to me. That way you won't have to pay the charge for wiring money. It's much cheaper this way.
Because not being able to tell if you are awake or asleep is a serious mental condition, and should be treated.
Some people have pretty realistic dreams. Why you gotta be so demeaning to them? What did they ever do to you?
Stole mine. That's how you get realistic dreams, you know - by stealing pieces of other people's dreams and putting them in yours, so yours are more complete.
Also, I'm not being demeaning - you just need help. Not speaking to you as a value judgement (like "not doing it right").
Maybe you should be more aware of where your dreams are and who they hang out with. And no, I don't need help. However, for the small sum of $250/hr I can help you. I'm a professional. Trust me.
Seems legit.
May I have your bank account information, so that I may wire you the money?
No need. You can just put the money into a magazine and mail it to me. That way you won't have to pay the charge for wiring money. It's much cheaper this way.
Brilliant! Please provide your address. And what kind of magazine?
Because not being able to tell if you are awake or asleep is a serious mental condition, and should be treated.
Some people have pretty realistic dreams. Why you gotta be so demeaning to them? What did they ever do to you?
Stole mine. That's how you get realistic dreams, you know - by stealing pieces of other people's dreams and putting them in yours, so yours are more complete.
Also, I'm not being demeaning - you just need help. Not speaking to you as a value judgement (like "not doing it right").
Maybe you should be more aware of where your dreams are and who they hang out with. And no, I don't need help. However, for the small sum of $250/hr I can help you. I'm a professional. Trust me.
Seems legit.
May I have your bank account information, so that I may wire you the money?
No need. You can just put the money into a magazine and mail it to me. That way you won't have to pay the charge for wiring money. It's much cheaper this way.
Brilliant! Please provide your address. And what kind of magazine?
I prefer Forbes magazine. I like to read it while counting my Benjamins. You can send it to 1234 Sesame St. Miami, Fl.
I prefer Forbes magazine. I like to read it while counting my Benjamins. You can send it to 1234 Sesame St. Miami, Fl.
Excellent! The payment for your first 8 hours is on its way. I expect good dreams tonight.
You'll have them as soon as I receive payment.
I prefer Forbes magazine. I like to read it while counting my Benjamins. You can send it to 1234 Sesame St. Miami, Fl.
Excellent! The payment for your first 8 hours is on its way. I expect good dreams tonight.
You'll have them as soon as I receive payment.
Fantastic! Thank you for your time.
And, suddenly, I remembered why I don't post here very often anymore.
Because you're too busy elbowing guys in the eye and scaring the crap out of them? Maybe your husband would like to become one of my clients?
And, suddenly, I remembered why I don't post here very often anymore.
Because you're too busy elbowing guys in the eye and scaring the crap out of them? Maybe your husband would like to become one of my clients?
Nah, I actually think he's the one that's been stealing my dreams ...
You can find that here: company.wizards.com/conduct
And, suddenly, I remembered why I don't post here very often anymore.
Because you're too busy elbowing guys in the eye and scaring the crap out of them? Maybe your husband would like to become one of my clients?
Nah, I actually think he's the one that's been stealing my dreams ...
I'd argue they are payment for the constant black eye. His co-workers must think you abuse him. The only thing missing is the next time a military buddy of his shows up at your house, he walks out with a black ey, you walk out behind him wearing a wife-husband-beater and holding a Pabts and say "He walked into a door."
And, suddenly, I remembered why I don't post here very often anymore.
Because you're too busy elbowing guys in the eye and scaring the crap out of them? Maybe your husband would like to become one of my clients?
Nah, I actually think he's the one that's been stealing my dreams ...
I'd argue they are payment for the constant black eye. His co-workers must think you abuse him. The only thing missing is the next time a military buddy of his shows up at your house, he walks out with a black ey, you walk out behind him wearing a wife-husband-beater and holding a Pabts and say "He walked into a door."
You know, that's actually happened. Well, similar. I did give him a black eye by accident (I swear!) and we joked about how I abused him. But it's only funny because it isn't true.
How do you take it?
I like my coffee like I like my women.
What? Everyone else made the joke.
How do you take it?
I like my coffee like I like my women.
Turkish?
How do you take it?
I like my coffee like I like my women.
What? Everyone else made the joke.
Not everybody.
I dont like coffee, but I do women, so I dont really have any analogies to make.
Sorry, I dont drink liquors all that often. Don't really have a taste for them.
Well then I'm afraid we can't take you on as an apprentice just yet. We could take you on as a paying customer, however. Just let us know as soon as possible. Ourt first class is booking up quickly.
And I disagree. Thus we are at an impasse.
Not really. You just don't know that you're wrong. It's not so much an impass as it is obstinant behavior. There's only one truth to this and I happen to be on the correct side. Now why don't you jump on the team and come on in for the big win?
How do you take it?
I like my coffee like I like my women.
What? Everyone else made the joke.
Ahhh....
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!
Sorry, I dont drink liquors all that often. Don't really have a taste for them.
Well then I'm afraid we can't take you on as an apprentice just yet. We could take you on as a paying customer, however. Just let us know as soon as possible. Ourt first class is booking up quickly.
And how much would your services cost?
And I disagree. Thus we are at an impasse.
Not really. You just don't know that you're wrong. It's not so much an impass as it is obstinant behavior. There's only one truth to this and I happen to be on the correct side. Now why don't you jump on the team and come on in for the big win?
Big win? Why would I want to be on your losing team? You are obviously delusional. Bitters and sweets is not all black and white. There is so much grey area. Grey area that I am willing to defend. Sweets and bitters are no mutually exclusive. It's not my fault you are a bias bitter thumpin' yuppy.
And how much would your services cost?
We haven't really settled on a specific price. Consider 'very expensive' to be the base.
Big win? Why would I want to be on your losing team? You are obviously delusional. Bitters and sweets is not all black and white. There is so much grey area. Grey area that I am willing to defend. Sweets and bitters are no mutually exclusive. It's not my fault you are a bias bitter thumpin' yuppy.
*sigh*
Obviously not a fan of quality movies. You, sir, are losing points rapidly.