Post/Author/DateTime	Post
#1 zombie_babies Feb 13, 2013 13:25:57	warning labels. How could anyone possibly know that drinking 2.6 gallons a day could be bad for you?  It's totally Coke's fault. (alternate title: Talk about a Coke habit!)
#2 Count_Von_CoC Feb 13, 2013 13:35:41	A kilo of sugar every day... Damn! My brother quit drinking caffeinated beverages for about 5 years after a health scare related to a gallon-a-day Mountain Dew habit. I think the real story is that Coca-Cola doesn't kill; stupidity does.
#3 zombie_babies Feb 13, 2013 14:11:05	The family is sorta blaming Coke sayin' they didn't put warnings on the bottles.  Derp.
#4 xladyfayre Feb 13, 2013 14:35:23	People are stupid. I really don't understand people sometimes. One year at camp we were told we lost a camp member and the reason was that she stopped taking her heart medication. I don't know why you would just choose to stop something that is the reason you get to live normally. The same goes to this- both resulted in death.
#5 zombie_babies Feb 13, 2013 15:03:36	People sometimes stop taking medication when they want to die.  People that have to take meds to live sometimes feel life blows enough that death is a better option. Peeps what drink gallons of soda a day are a completely different thing.  Sometimes.  Maybe.
#6 Robin_Hoodlum Feb 13, 2013 19:22:47	People are stupid. This. A thousand times... this. / end of thread
#7 Robin_Hoodlum Feb 13, 2013 19:25:18	You know what, I'm pissed. Are these people actually going to sue Coke over not having warning labels? Jesus Christ! Do people need warning labels for EVERYTHING???!!!! Grow some PERSONAL RESPONSIBILITY PEOPLE!!!!! AND COMMON SENSE TOO!
#8 xladyfayre Feb 13, 2013 19:29:20	I know, seriously.
#9 grehnhewe Feb 13, 2013 19:32:18	Should you drink gallons of anything?  Ironically, possibly drinking the same amount in beer might be less harmful.
#10 homicidal_squirrel Feb 13, 2013 19:41:37	Should you drink gallons of anything?  Ironically, possibly drinking the same amount in beer might be less harmful. Alcoholics also have more fun.
#11 grehnhewe Feb 13, 2013 19:48:10	Should you drink gallons of anything?  Ironically, possibly drinking the same amount in beer might be less harmful. Alcoholics also have more fun. Yeah, I do not need soda to have fun.
#12 Webster Feb 13, 2013 22:23:37	Maybe it wasn't just the soda, maybe it was the soda and all those Mentos she was eating.
#13 Count_Von_CoC Feb 13, 2013 22:26:01	You mean like the Pepsi & Pop Rocks myth?
#14 SadClownIsSad Feb 14, 2013 6:39:50	Same goes with "content may be hot" on a cup of steaming coffee... The real problem is to let those people sue Coke for that reason. Stupidity should not be an excuse to sue someone. I'm sure that eating too much tomatoes is also bad for your health, are you going to sue the grocery store? Mother Nature?
#15 ADHadh Feb 14, 2013 7:52:21	I think that with an ingredients list that includes caffeine and sugar already on the label the suing family won't have much of a case.
#16 zombie_babies Feb 14, 2013 8:21:03	Yeah, I do not need soda to have fun. Exactly.  More people would be happier overall if they could just learn to leave the soda alone.  Anyone want some Glenmorangie?
#17 homicidal_squirrel Feb 14, 2013 12:46:45	Yes!
#18 zombie_babies Feb 14, 2013 13:04:20	I have some at home.  It's nummy.
#19 The_Silversword Feb 14, 2013 23:42:17	I have some at home.  It's nummy.  Worth the 3 and a half hour drive to your place?
#20 sfdragon Feb 14, 2013 23:47:45	dumb the world knew years ago that coke was bad ofr you, come on its battery acid. get up get animated accept your blame and stop bassing the buck
#21 The_Silversword Feb 15, 2013 1:17:35	I didnt realize that coke-a-cola was so bad for you, good thing I only drink pepsi, well sometimes beer but mostly pepsi.
#22 Hipster_Dog Feb 15, 2013 1:26:15	I'm surprised at how much people are ignorant of the ignorance of people.
#23 The_Silversword Feb 15, 2013 1:30:01	whoa, thats like profoundly profound!
#24 EruditeApe Feb 15, 2013 1:40:43	I drink a truly massive amount of coke, and I'm among the thinnest people I know.
#25 Hipster_Dog Feb 15, 2013 1:56:37	whoa, thats like profoundly profound! Wanna be one of my disciples? Do you want to be remembered as the one who betrayed me or the one I kissed and said he will continue my work on Earth? I drink a truly massive amount of coke, and I'm among the thinnest people I know. You've made RH very happy with the news of your slow suicide. Start smoking and his head will burst.
#26 Robin_Hoodlum Feb 15, 2013 6:26:40	I drink a truly massive amount of coke, and I'm among the thinnest people I know. You've made RH very happy with the news of your slow suicide. Start smoking and his head will burst. It's too slow. Hurry it along and I will be truly happy. Oh and pics too, or it didn't happen.
#27 zombie_babies Feb 15, 2013 8:53:07	Worth the 3 and a half hour drive to your place? Umm ... it's probably a better idea to just drive to the local liquor store and shell out the $63.
#28 zombie_babies Feb 15, 2013 8:54:00	I drink a truly massive amount of coke, and I'm among the thinnest people I know. Tapeworm?  Or maybe, you know ...
#29 WolfLordBran Feb 15, 2013 11:30:36	I drink a truly massive amount of coke, and I'm among the thinnest people I know. Tapeworm?  Or maybe, you know ...  The Diabeetus?
#30 zombie_babies Feb 15, 2013 11:41:59	Yeah ... sure.
#31 EruditeApe Feb 15, 2013 13:28:52	You've made RH very happy with the news of your slow suicide. Start smoking and his head will burst. Not really. My maternal grandmother was the same way, consumed truly astonishing amounts of coke, and made it to her eighties. I'm not too worried. As for pics? Far too lazy. Howver, I am 5'8 and just over 125 pounds.
#32 Robin_Hoodlum Feb 15, 2013 14:04:00	No no. You misunderstand. I want pics of you after your suicide... you know, to verify it really happened. So, when can I get those pics?
#33 zombie_babies Feb 15, 2013 14:05:28	Not really. My maternal grandmother was the same way, consumed truly astonishing amounts of coke, and made it to her eighties. I'm not too worried. As for pics? Far too lazy. Howver, I am 5'8 and just over 125 pounds. Jeebus.  Sounds like she chewed through any inheritance you may have had.  That much coke ain't cheap.  She was probably skinny as a rail, too.  Bet she didn't sleep much.  Damn.
#34 EruditeApe Feb 15, 2013 18:23:17	No, not really. My grandfather was good with money. And she had a relatively normal weight, IIRC.  And what about sleep?
#35 Robin_Hoodlum Feb 15, 2013 20:18:43	And what about sleep?  Soda pop is full of caffeine.
#36 grehnhewe Feb 15, 2013 20:37:09	Caffeine in the morning and liquor at night works for me. And i think sodas are terrible for you
#37 EruditeApe Feb 15, 2013 20:41:40	And what about sleep?  Soda pop is full of caffeine. So? People who can't sleep through a bit of caffine are just weak.
#38 Robin_Hoodlum Feb 15, 2013 20:48:30	And what about sleep?  Soda pop is full of caffeine. So? People who can't sleep through a bit of caffine are just weak. I don't give a rats ass about your personal feelings toward caffeine kid, I'm just 'splaining what ZB meant. *shrug*
#39 draco1119 Feb 15, 2013 21:57:34	Um... That's not what he meant.
#40 Robin_Hoodlum Feb 15, 2013 22:24:24	Um... That's not what he meant. What am I missing?
#41 trappedslider Feb 15, 2013 22:42:01	Um... That's not what he meant. What am I missing? to answer that question would exceed the charcter limit
#42 draco1119 Feb 15, 2013 23:18:08	Hoodsie, check the group's WDYWTTA thread. I'll explain there.
#43 Robin_Hoodlum Feb 16, 2013 9:44:02	Hoodsie, check the group's WDYWTTA thread. I'll explain there. Saw it. Yeah, it completely went over my head. I would be ashamed.... if I felt shame, but I don't. And I see TS got my last post deleted.
#44 The_Silversword Feb 16, 2013 23:49:21	She dont lie, she dont lie...
#45 zombie_babies Feb 18, 2013 9:39:11	So everybody but draco gets a Derpy!  It's the premier award for publicly exhibited derp!  Congrats, one and all!  Draco: maybe next time.  ;)
#46 draco1119 Feb 18, 2013 9:51:24	I'd like to thank the Academy, and all the little people, and... Wait, you mean I didn't win?!
#47 zombie_babies Feb 18, 2013 10:09:09	I'd like to thank the Academy, and all the little people, and... Wait, you mean I didn't win?! Umm ... you got one now, ace.
#48 draco1119 Feb 18, 2013 10:12:13
#49 zombie_babies Feb 18, 2013 10:17:18	*facepalm* Better make it two ...
#50 draco1119 Feb 18, 2013 12:13:43	Boo-yah!