1) Only one new article per post
2)Beginning on the second post you must add an amendment to an article made before the one you just wrote.
Example: 1) All cake must be chocolate flavored
1) 83.2% of the population must be made up of Terra-cotta soldiers.
1)a) A minimum of 1 in 10 Terra-cotta soldiers shall be provided yellow caps if they so choose.
2) Sier_laBeguileuse always eats free at restaurants, candy stores, and bakeries.
2) Sier_laBeguileuse always eats free at restaurants, candy stores, and bakeries.
2)a) However she will only be offered the scraps thrown to the garbage
3) Golf shall be played with Automatic Weapons
2)a) However she will only be offered the scraps thrown to the garbage
3) Golf shall be played with Automatic Weapons
3.1) As long as the weapons shoot flowers
4) All vehicles shall be driven backwards
3.1) As long as the weapons shoot flowers
4) All vehicles shall be driven backwards
4.a) All vehicles shall be driven backwards by drunk drivers to help identify them.
5)Fortune cookies will be held legally responsible if the terms written inside are not fulfilled within 30 days.
6) Free bacon to all.
5) a) All Fortune cookies will hereby say "You will die."
6) Free bacon to all.
6a) Free bacon to all pigs. If they're willing to eat it, they need it more than we do.
7) This rule will have no amendment, change, alteration, or other deference to future decision in any way, shape or form.
8) All Gnomes will have Challenge Ratings of 40+
9) The legal speed limit shall in no state having sworn allegiance to the union exceed three times that state's legal age of consent.
10) Arrested Development will begin airing new episodes weekly, and without impunity.
8.a) Critical threats against gnomes are automatically confirmed.
9) The legal speed limit shall in no state having sworn allegiance to the union exceed three times that state's legal age of consent.
9a) Unless the vehicle exceeding the speed limit is a ford.
10) Women can't drive cars on the first Monday following a full moon.
11) All s and soft c shall be pronounced as a Z
12) Provisions for the battle royale between grognards and munchkins shall be defined as follows:
12) Different colored socks must be worn on each foot while playing golf.
13) All people must recognize that my girlfriend is cuteness personified
12a) and one of them must be made out of weasel leather
13) All people must recognize that my girlfriend is cuteness personified
13a) but only on Thursdays after 3:45pm eastern time.
14) Everyone must skip while on their way to work.
15) Pizzas shall be the national staple food.
14a) except for John smith, who offered us a bribe.
15) Pizzas shall be the national staple food.
15a) And it shall only be sold at Staples.
16) It is illegal to carry a sword that is shorter than 2 feet in length.
15a) And it shall only be sold at Staples.
16) It is illegal to carry a sword that is shorter than 2 feet in length.
16a) It is illegal to carry a sword that is longer than 2 feet in length.
17) You must have a valid, government-issued permit to have and raise a child.
16a) It is illegal to carry a sword that is longer than 2 feet in length.
17) You must have a valid, government-issued permit to have and raise a child.
17a) Said permit is to be issued by the Department of Agriculture.
18) Internet flamewars are an illegal act that shall warrant capital punishment.
16a) It is illegal to carry a sword that is longer than 2 feet in length.
16b) Swords having poof of length of 2 feet shall be permitted to have a length other than 2 feet.
17) You must have a valid, government-issued permit to have and raise a child.
17a) Said permit is to be issued by the Department of Agriculture.
17b) Applicant must comply with Article 15.
18) Internet flamewars are an illegal act that shall warrant capital punishment.
18a) Noogies shall not be deemed cruel and unusual.
19) Dungeon Masters are not subject to the mandates of this constitution.
16) It is illegal to carry a sword that is shorter than 2 feet in length.
16a) It is illegal to carry a sword that is longer than 2 feet in length.
16b) Swords having poof of length of 2 feet shall be permitted to have a length other than 2 feet.
17) You must have a valid, government-issued permit to have and raise a child.
17a) Said permit is to be issued by the Department of Agriculture.
17b) Applicant must comply with Article 15.
18) Internet flamewars are an illegal act that shall warrant capital punishment.
18a) Noogies shall not be deemed cruel and unusual.
19) Dungeon Masters are not subject to the mandates of this constitution.
19a) Except if the live in Alabama or Kentucky.
19a) Except if the live in Alabama or Kentucky.
19b) with the exception of even numbered congressional districts
20) All territorial boundaries shall be re-traced so that they from circles.
21) Disabled veretan shall be issued automatic weapons.
22) We shall use a new calendar and clock based around the number 10
1) 83.2% of the population must be made up of Terra-cotta soldiers.
1.a) A minimum of 1 in 10 Terra-cotta soldiers shall be provided yellow caps if they so choose.
2) Sier_laBeguileuse always eats free at restaurants, candy stores, and bakeries.
2.a) However she will only be offered the scraps thrown to the garbage
3) Golf shall be played with Automatic Weapons
3.a) As long as the weapons shoot flowers
4) All vehicles shall be driven backwards
4.a) All vehicles shall be driven backwards by drunk drivers to help identify them.
5)Fortune cookies will be held legally responsible if the terms written inside are not fulfilled within 30 days.
5.a) All Fortune cookies will hereby say "You will die."
6) Free bacon to all.
6.a) Free bacon to all pigs. If they're willing to eat it, they need it more than we do.
7) This rule will have no amendment, change, alteration, or other deference to future decision in any way, shape or form.
7.a) Except for this one.
8) All Gnomes will have Challenge Ratings of 40+
8.a) Critical threats against gnomes are automatically confirmed.
9) The legal speed limit shall in no state having sworn allegiance to the union exceed three times that state's legal age of consent.
9.a) The New Age of Consent is 112.
10.A) Arrested Development will begin airing new episodes weekly, and without impunity.
10.A.a) And shall never be cancelled
10.A.b) It shall be aired only in Slovakia.
10.B) Women can't drive cars on the first Monday following a full moon.
11) All s and soft c shall be pronounced as a Z
11.a) Unless they are proceeded by an e.
12.A) Provisions for the battle royale between grognards and munchkins shall be defined as follows:
12.B) Different colored socks must be worn on each foot while playing golf.
12.B.a) and one of them must be made out of weasel leather
13) All people must recognize that my girlfriend is cuteness personified
13.a) but only on Thursdays after 3:45pm eastern time.
14) Everyone must skip while on their way to work.
14.a) except for John smith, who offered us a bribe.
15) Pizzas shall be the national staple food.
15.a) And it shall only be sold at Staples.
16) It is illegal to carry a sword that is shorter than 2 feet in length.
16.a) It is illegal to carry a sword that is longer than 2 feet in length.
16.b) Swords having poof of length of 2 feet shall be permitted to have a length other than 2 feet.
17) You must have a valid, government-issued permit to have and raise a child.
17.a) Said permit is to be issued by the Department of Agriculture.
17.b) Applicant must comply with Article 15.
18) Internet flamewars are an illegal act that shall warrant capital punishment.
18.a) Noogies shall not be deemed cruel and unusual.
19) Dungeon Masters are not subject to the mandates of this constitution.
19.a) Except if the live in Alabama or Kentucky.
19.b) with the exception of even numbered congressional districts
20) All territorial boundaries shall be re-traced so that they from circles.
20a) territorial circles composition shall be of >1/3 (34%) right angles.
21) Disabled veretan shall be issued automatic weapons.
21.a) Which shall be attached to their disabled member
22) We shall use a new calendar and clock based around the number 10
20a) territorial circles composition shall be of >1/3 (34%) right angles.
21) Disabled veretan shall be issued automatic weapons.
21a)Unless said veteran is of a flame war
22) ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD
GODS HELP US. WE ARE ALL ****ED.
1) 83.2% of the population must be made up of Terra-cotta soldiers.
1.a) A minimum of 1 in 10 Terra-cotta soldiers shall be provided yellow caps if they so choose.
2) Sier_laBeguileuse always eats free at restaurants, candy stores, and bakeries.
2.a) However she will only be offered the scraps thrown to the garbage
3) Golf shall be played with Automatic Weapons
3.a) As long as the weapons shoot flowers
4) All vehicles shall be driven backwards
4.a) All vehicles shall be driven backwards by drunk drivers to help identify them.
5)Fortune cookies will be held legally responsible if the terms written inside are not fulfilled within 30 days.
5.a) All Fortune cookies will hereby say "You will die."
6) Free bacon to all.
6.a) Free bacon to all pigs. If they're willing to eat it, they need it more than we do.
7) This rule will have no amendment, change, alteration, or other deference to future decision in any way, shape or form.
7.a) Except for this one.
8) All Gnomes will have Challenge Ratings of 40+
8.a) Critical threats against gnomes are automatically confirmed.
9) The legal speed limit shall in no state having sworn allegiance to the union exceed three times that state's legal age of consent.
9.a) The New Age of Consent is 112.
10.A) Arrested Development will begin airing new episodes weekly, and without impunity.
10.A.a) And shall never be cancelled
10.A.b) It shall be aired only in Slovakia.
10.B) Women can't drive cars on the first Monday following a full moon.
11) All s and soft c shall be pronounced as a Z
11.a) Unless they are proceeded by an e.
12.A) Provisions for the battle royale between grognards and munchkins shall be defined as follows:
12.B) Different colored socks must be worn on each foot while playing golf.
12.B.a) and one of them must be made out of weasel leather
13) All people must recognize that my girlfriend is cuteness personified
13.a) but only on Thursdays after 3:45pm eastern time.
14) Everyone must skip while on their way to work.
14.a) except for John smith, who offered us a bribe.
15) Pizzas shall be the national staple food.
15.a) And it shall only be sold at Staples.
16) It is illegal to carry a sword that is shorter than 2 feet in length.
16.a) It is illegal to carry a sword that is longer than 2 feet in length.
16.b) Swords having poof of length of 2 feet shall be permitted to have a length other than 2 feet.
17) You must have a valid, government-issued permit to have and raise a child.
17.a) Said permit is to be issued by the Department of Agriculture.
17.b) Applicant must comply with Article 15.
18) Internet flamewars are an illegal act that shall warrant capital punishment.
18.a) Noogies shall not be deemed cruel and unusual.
19) Dungeon Masters are not subject to the mandates of this constitution.
19.a) Except if the live in Alabama or Kentucky.
19.b) with the exception of even numbered congressional districts
20) All territorial boundaries shall be re-traced so that they from circles.
20a) territorial circles composition shall be of >1/3 (34%) right angles.
21) Disabled veretan shall be issued automatic weapons.
21.a) Which shall be attached to their disabled member
21a)Unless said veteran is of a flame war
22) We shall use a new calendar and clock based around the number 10
23) ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD
wee need two amendments
22) We shall use a new calendar and clock based around the number 10
23) ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD
22) a. Except for Saturdays, which shall be based around the number 8127.
23) a. Except that glory which goes to Wychlorne.
24) Pens shall come exclusively in pink.
25) Colors are banned
26) On the first Thursday, that follow the first full moon that follows summer solstice, everyone must be nude for the entire day.
27) All posts in haiku
Must be made from now on till,
this rule is no more.
It must be so forever
No haiku. And stuff
27.b) Article 30 shall be haiku unless it regards midgets.
28) Milkshakes shall be consumed once per week by all those above age of 3.
28.b) And must me chocolate flavored with caramel and Sugar Free so that I can actually enjoy them
29) Secondary languages are mandatory for graduation.
30) The term 'midget' shall only apply to those persons under the height of 4 feet.
31.) The basic unit of the new system of measurement shall be the "flymph."
1) 83.2% of the population must be made up of Terra-cotta soldiers.
1.a) A minimum of 1 in 10 Terra-cotta soldiers shall be provided yellow caps if they so choose.
2) Sier_laBeguileuse always eats free at restaurants, candy stores, and bakeries.
2.a) However she will only be offered the scraps thrown to the garbage
3) Golf shall be played with Automatic Weapons
3.a) As long as the weapons shoot flowers
3.b) Every time your ball falls in a pond you must wrestle an aligator
4) All vehicles shall be driven backwards
4.a) All vehicles shall be driven backwards by drunk drivers to help identify them.
5)Fortune cookies will be held legally responsible if the terms written inside are not fulfilled within 30 days.
5.a) All Fortune cookies will hereby say "You will die."
6) Free bacon to all.
6.a) Free bacon to all pigs. If they're willing to eat it, they need it more than we do.
7) This rule will have no amendment, change, alteration, or other deference to future decision in any way, shape or form.
7.a) Except for this one.
8) All Gnomes will have Challenge Ratings of 40+
8.a) Critical threats against gnomes are automatically confirmed.
9) The legal speed limit shall in no state having sworn allegiance to the union exceed three times that state's legal age of consent.
9.a) The New Age of Consent is 112.
10A) Arrested Development will begin airing new episodes weekly, and without impunity.
10A.a) And shall never be cancelled
10A.b) It shall be aired only in Slovakia.
10B) Women can't drive cars on the first Monday following a full moon.
11) All s and soft c shall be pronounced as a Z
11.a) Unless they are proceeded by an e.
12A) Provisions for the battle royale between grognards and munchkins shall be defined as follows:
12B) Different colored socks must be worn on each foot while playing golf.
12B.a) and one of them must be made out of weasel leather
13) All people must recognize that my girlfriend is cuteness personified
13.a) but only on Thursdays after 3:45pm eastern time.
14) Everyone must skip while on their way to work.
14.a) except for John smith, who offered us a bribe.
15) Pizzas shall be the national staple food.
15.a) And it shall only be sold at Staples.
16) It is illegal to carry a sword that is shorter than 2 feet in length.
16.a) It is illegal to carry a sword that is longer than 2 feet in length.
16.b) Swords having poof of length of 2 feet shall be permitted to have a length other than 2 feet.
17) You must have a valid, government-issued permit to have and raise a child.
17.a) Said permit is to be issued by the Department of Agriculture.
17.b) Applicant must comply with Article 15.
18) Internet flamewars are an illegal act that shall warrant capital punishment.
18.a) Noogies shall not be deemed cruel and unusual.
19) Dungeon Masters are not subject to the mandates of this constitution.
19.a) Except if the live in Alabama or Kentucky.
19.b) with the exception of even numbered congressional districts
20) All territorial boundaries shall be re-traced so that they from circles.
20.a) territorial circles composition shall be of >1/3 (34%) right angles.
21) Disabled veretan shall be issued automatic weapons.
21.a) Which shall be attached to their disabled member
21.b)Unless said veteran is of a flame war
22) We shall use a new calendar and clock based around the number 10
22.a) Except for Saturdays, which shall be based around the number 8127.
23) ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD
23.a) Except that glory which goes to Wychlorne.
24) Pens shall come exclusively in pink.
24.a) Hot Pink
25) Colors are banned
25.a) unless they are florescent colors.
26) On the first Thursday, that follow the first full moon that follows summer solstice, everyone must be nude for the entire day.
26.a) Except the uglies
27) All posts in haiku
Must be made from now on till,
this rule is no more.
27.a) Fain though I utter
It must be so forever
No haiku. And stuff
27.b) Article 30 shall be haiku unless it regards midgets.
28) Milkshakes shall be consumed once per week by all those above age of 3.
28.a) And must me chocolate flavored with caramel and Sugar Free so that I can actually enjoy them
29) Secondary languages are mandatory for graduation.
29.b) Those who are born into mixed language households must learn a tertiary language.
30) The term 'midget' shall only apply to those persons under the height of 4 feet.
30.a) The height of 4 feet shall last until a new system of measurement is implemented.
31) The basic unit of the new system of measurement shall be the "flymph."
31.a) length = flymphalol
31.b) weight = tertaflymph
31.c) volume = yflymphil
31.d) area = huhflymph
31.e) temperature = flymphuad
31.f) currency = f.m.
29.c) That tertiary language must be an obscure dialect
31.g) The measurments shall always be exprexed either in deimals or scientific notation, never with prefixes such as "mili"
32) The numbers 40 through 49 are now renamed Alyik through alyik-nine
32.a) but only on the third thursday of every month after a month in which a blue moon occurs, the two full moons occurring on the first day of the month and last day of the month.
33) All citizens shall play a d20-based RPG on the third monday of every month for a minimum of 3 hours.
34. The song "Never Gonna Give You Up", by Rick Astley is the national anthem
35) Everyone shall carry a government-issued swiss army knife
34a) and shall always be sung in an operatic voice with some one gurgling water as accompaniment
35) Everyone shall carry a government-issued swiss army knife
35a) When they're vacationing in Switzerland.
36) All numbers, henceforth, shall be expressed as a letter or combination of letters who's position in the alphabet corresponds to their numerical value -adding letters together when necessary. "1" shall be "A", "27" shall be "ZA", etc.
ZK) All knowledge and memory of Paris Hilton is to be eliminated from the collective thought of the world
ZL. We go back to numbers
40.) The national bird is going to be the blue-footed booby.
ZLa.) Immediately.
39.) The national bird is going to be the blue-footed booby.
FIxed
36.
ZK = 37
ZL = 38
32) The numbers 40 through 49 are now renamed Alyik through alyik-nine
Alyik) The following countries shall be renamed thusly:
Alyik.a) USA = Supercapitalistan
Alyik.b) Canada = Abootistan
Alyik.c) Puerto Rico = Politicalindiferencestan
Alyik.d) Mexico = Leavingstan
Alyik-one) The murder rate in states a part of the union shall be determined according to alphabetical order, with Alabama having the highest and Wyoming having the lowest.
Alyik-one.a) The murder rate in US territories shall be inversely determined according to their tax contributions.
1) 83.2% of the population must be made up of Terra-cotta soldiers.
1.a) A minimum of 1 in 10 Terra-cotta soldiers shall be provided yellow caps if they so choose.
2) Sier_laBeguileuse always eats free at restaurants, candy stores, and bakeries.
2.a) However she will only be offered the scraps thrown to the garbage
3) Golf shall be played with Automatic Weapons
3.a) As long as the weapons shoot flowers
3.b) Every time your ball falls in a pond you must wrestle an aligator
4) All vehicles shall be driven backwards
4.a) All vehicles shall be driven backwards by drunk drivers to help identify them.
5)Fortune cookies will be held legally responsible if the terms written inside are not fulfilled within 30 days.
5.a) All Fortune cookies will hereby say "You will die."
6) Free bacon to all.
6.a) Free bacon to all pigs. If they're willing to eat it, they need it more than we do.
7) This rule will have no amendment, change, alteration, or other deference to future decision in any way, shape or form.
7.a) Except for this one.
8) All Gnomes will have Challenge Ratings of 40+
8.a) Critical threats against gnomes are automatically confirmed.
9) The legal speed limit shall in no state having sworn allegiance to the union exceed three times that state's legal age of consent.
9.a) The New Age of Consent is 112.
10A) Arrested Development will begin airing new episodes weekly, and without impunity.
10A.a) And shall never be cancelled
10A.b) It shall be aired only in Slovakia.
10B) Women can't drive cars on the first Monday following a full moon.
11) All s and soft c shall be pronounced as a Z
11.a) Unless they are proceeded by an e.
12A) Provisions for the battle royale between grognards and munchkins shall be defined as follows:
12B) Different colored socks must be worn on each foot while playing golf.
12B.a) and one of them must be made out of weasel leather
13) All people must recognize that my girlfriend is cuteness personified
13.a) but only on Thursdays after 3:45pm eastern time.
14) Everyone must skip while on their way to work.
14.a) except for John smith, who offered us a bribe.
15) Pizzas shall be the national staple food.
15.a) And it shall only be sold at Staples.
16) It is illegal to carry a sword that is shorter than 2 feet in length.
16.a) It is illegal to carry a sword that is longer than 2 feet in length.
16.b) Swords having poof of length of 2 feet shall be permitted to have a length other than 2 feet.
17) You must have a valid, government-issued permit to have and raise a child.
17.a) Said permit is to be issued by the Department of Agriculture.
17.b) Applicant must comply with Article 15.
18) Internet flamewars are an illegal act that shall warrant capital punishment.
18.a) Noogies shall not be deemed cruel and unusual.
19) Dungeon Masters are not subject to the mandates of this constitution.
19.a) Except if the live in Alabama or Kentucky.
19.b) with the exception of even numbered congressional districts
20) All territorial boundaries shall be re-traced so that they from circles.
20.a) territorial circles composition shall be of >1/3 (34%) right angles.
21) Disabled veretan shall be issued automatic weapons.
21.a) Which shall be attached to their disabled member
21.b)Unless said veteran is of a flame war
22) We shall use a new calendar and clock based around the number 10
22.a) Except for Saturdays, which shall be based around the number 8127.
23) ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD
23.a) Except that glory which goes to Wychlorne.
24) Pens shall come exclusively in pink.
24.a) Hot Pink
25) Colors are banned
25.a) unless they are florescent colors.
26) On the first Thursday, that follow the first full moon that follows summer solstice, everyone must be nude for the entire day.
26.a) Except the uglies
27) All posts in haiku
Must be made from now on till,
this rule is no more.
27.a) Fain though I utter
It must be so forever
No haiku. And stuff
27.b) Article 30 shall be haiku unless it regards midgets.
28) Milkshakes shall be consumed once per week by all those above age of 3.
28.a) And must me chocolate flavored with caramel and Sugar Free so that I can actually enjoy them
28.b) Unless they are served to Silvercrys, in which case they may be Peanut Butter and Chocolate, and not sugar-free.
29) Secondary languages are mandatory for graduation.
29.b) Those who are born into mixed language households must learn a tertiary language.
29.c) That tertiary language must be an obscure dialect
30) The term 'midget' shall only apply to those persons under the height of 4 feet.
30.a) The height of 4 feet shall last until a new system of measurement is implemented.
31) The basic unit of the new system of measurement shall be the "flymph."
31.a) length = flymphalol
31.b) weight = tertaflymph
31.c) volume = yflymphil
31.d) area = huhflymph
31.e) temperature = flymphuad
31.f) currency = f.m.
31.g) The measurments shall always be exprexed either in deimals or scientific notation, never with prefixes such as "mili"
32) The numbers 40 through 49 are now renamed Alyik through alyik-nine
32.a) but only on the third thursday of every month after a month in which a blue moon occurs, the two full moons occurring on the first day of the month and last day of the month.
33) All citizens shall play a d20-based RPG on the third monday of every month for a minimum of 3 hours.
33.a) Shadowrun is an acceptable alternative
34) The song "Never Gonna Give You Up", by Rick Astley is the national anthem
34.a) and shall always be sung in an operatic voice with some one gurgling water as accompaniment
35) Everyone shall carry a government-issued swiss army knife
35.a) When they're vacationing in Switzerland.
36) All numbers, henceforth, shall be expressed as a letter or combination of letters who's position in the alphabet corresponds to their numerical value -adding letters together when necessary. "1" shall be "A", "27" shall be "ZA", etc.
ZJ.a) The rule above can only be eliminated in an even numbered rule
ZK) All knowledge and memory of Paris Hilton is to be eliminated from the collective thought of the world
ZK.a) Immediately
ZL) We go back to numbers
ZLa.) Immediately.
39) The national bird is going to be the blue-footed booby.
39.a) And the national sport shooting them
Alyik) The following countries shall be renamed thusly:
Alyik.a) USA = Supercapitalistan
Alyik.b) Canada = Abootistan
Alyik.c) Puerto Rico = Politicalindiferencestan
Alyik.d) Mexico = Leavingstan
Alyik.e) Greenland = Notgreenistan
Alyik-one) The murder rate in states a part of the union shall be determined according to alphabetical order, with Alabama having the highest and Wyoming having the lowest.
Alyik-one.a) The murder rate in US territories shall be inversely determined according to their tax contributions.
Alyik-two b.) Ferrets are exempt, as they'd probably gnaw your face if if you tried to get one in a skirt. :P
Alyik-three: This article regards setting up the official National Department of Awesome.
Aylik-four. All citizens shall have more cowbell
Alyik-four. a) hanging from their "particulars"
Alyik-five) Fidoras shall be sold in every store
Alyik-five a.) Fedoras too.
Alyik-six.) Baby-eating arsonists shall be considered public enemy #1.
Alyik-six a.) as will moonbean and love crapping penguins
Alyik-seven) The church of the silver flame shall become the state religion
Alyik-three d.) With the exception of legislation which is to be done by Wikipedians
Alyik-six a.) as will moonbean and love crapping penguins
Alyik-seven) The church of the silver flame shall become the state religion
Alyik-seven a.) And all citizens will be required to ignore it forever.
Alyik-eight) One day per year all humans will be considered gnomes, and thus monters....rwar.
All terracotta soldiers must be armed with D20s.
Alyik-nine) Every Friday shall henceforth be known as "Punch a Stranger in the Face Day."
Alyik-eight a.) On this day, allhumansgnomesmonsters will be required by law to have a badger minion.
Alyik-nine) Every Friday shall henceforth be known as "Punch a Stranger in the Face Day."
Alyik-nine a.) Strangers are required to punch you back on "Punch a Stranger in the Face Day". If they don't (because you punch them and run away) then they will be jailed for two months.
ahhh.... 50? Yeah, lets go with that.
50) Bananas are henceforth reclasified as weapons, and not fruit.
Alyik-three.e) The Department of Awesome shall keep a library containing all of the anime that doesn't suck.
(Should this be Alyik-three.e.1? someone should make an amendment on that. I'm feeling lazy though so someone else has to.)
Alyik-three.e.a) All citizens shall be required to have a membership with said library, and shall be required to utilize it at least once per year.
Alyik-eight.a) Except those humans who are baby-eating arsonists, and those that are dirty ninjas.
51) This article regards the replacing of the Secretary of Awesome.
51.a) First, any wishing to replace the current Secretary of Awesome must succesfully prevent themselves from being roundhouse kicked in the face.
1) 83.2% of the population must be made up of Terra-cotta soldiers.
1.a) A minimum of 1 in 10 Terra-cotta soldiers shall be provided yellow caps if they so choose.
1.b)All terracotta soldiers must be armed with D20s.
2) Sier_laBeguileuse always eats free at restaurants, candy stores, and bakeries.
2.a) However she will only be offered the scraps thrown to the garbage
3) Golf shall be played with Automatic Weapons
3.a) As long as the weapons shoot flowers
3.b) Every time your ball falls in a pond you must wrestle an aligator
4) All vehicles shall be driven backwards
4.a) All vehicles shall be driven backwards by drunk drivers to help identify them.
5)Fortune cookies will be held legally responsible if the terms written inside are not fulfilled within 30 days.
5.a) All Fortune cookies will hereby say "You will die."
6) Free bacon to all.
6.a) Free bacon to all pigs. If they're willing to eat it, they need it more than we do.
7) This rule will have no amendment, change, alteration, or other deference to future decision in any way, shape or form.
7.a) Except for this one.
8) All Gnomes will have Challenge Ratings of 40+
8.a) Critical threats against gnomes are automatically confirmed.
9) The legal speed limit shall in no state having sworn allegiance to the union exceed three times that state's legal age of consent.
9.a) The New Age of Consent is 112.
10A) Arrested Development will begin airing new episodes weekly, and without impunity.
10A.a) And shall never be cancelled
10A.b) It shall be aired only in Slovakia.
10B) Women can't drive cars on the first Monday following a full moon.
11) All s and soft c shall be pronounced as a Z
11.a) Unless they are proceeded by an e.
12A) Provisions for the battle royale between grognards and munchkins shall be defined as follows:
12B) Different colored socks must be worn on each foot while playing golf.
12B.a) and one of them must be made out of weasel leather
13) All people must recognize that my girlfriend is cuteness personified
13.a) but only on Thursdays after 3:45pm eastern time.
14) Everyone must skip while on their way to work.
14.a) except for John smith, who offered us a bribe.
15) Pizzas shall be the national staple food.
15.a) And it shall only be sold at Staples.
16) It is illegal to carry a sword that is shorter than 2 feet in length.
16.a) It is illegal to carry a sword that is longer than 2 feet in length.
16.b) Swords having poof of length of 2 feet shall be permitted to have a length other than 2 feet.
17) You must have a valid, government-issued permit to have and raise a child.
17.a) Said permit is to be issued by the Department of Agriculture.
17.b) Applicant must comply with Article 15.
18) Internet flamewars are an illegal act that shall warrant capital punishment.
18.a) Noogies shall not be deemed cruel and unusual.
19) Dungeon Masters are not subject to the mandates of this constitution.
19.a) Except if the live in Alabama or Kentucky.
19.b) with the exception of even numbered congressional districts
20) All territorial boundaries shall be re-traced so that they from circles.
20.a) territorial circles composition shall be of >1/3 (34%) right angles.
21) Disabled veretan shall be issued automatic weapons.
21.a) Which shall be attached to their disabled member
21.b)Unless said veteran is of a flame war
22) We shall use a new calendar and clock based around the number 10
22.a) Except for Saturdays, which shall be based around the number 8127.
23) ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD
23.a) Except that glory which goes to Wychlorne.
24) Pens shall come exclusively in pink.
24.a) Hot Pink
25) Colors are banned
25.a) unless they are florescent colors.
26) On the first Thursday, that follow the first full moon that follows summer solstice, everyone must be nude for the entire day.
26.a) Except the uglies
27) All posts in haiku
Must be made from now on till,
this rule is no more.
27.a) Fain though I utter
It must be so forever
No haiku. And stuff
27.b) Article 30 shall be haiku unless it regards midgets.
28) Milkshakes shall be consumed once per week by all those above age of 3.
28.a) And must me chocolate flavored with caramel and Sugar Free so that I can actually enjoy them
28.b) Unless they are served to Silvercrys, in which case they may be Peanut Butter and Chocolate, and not sugar-free.
29) Secondary languages are mandatory for graduation.
29.b) Those who are born into mixed language households must learn a tertiary language.
29.c) That tertiary language must be an obscure dialect
30) The term 'midget' shall only apply to those persons under the height of 4 feet.
30.a) The height of 4 feet shall last until a new system of measurement is implemented.
31) The basic unit of the new system of measurement shall be the "flymph."
31.a) length = flymphalol
31.b) weight = tertaflymph
31.c) volume = yflymphil
31.d) area = huhflymph
31.e) temperature = flymphuad
31.f) currency = f.m.
31.g) The measurments shall always be exprexed either in deimals or scientific notation, never with prefixes such as "mili"
32) The numbers 40 through 49 are now renamed Alyik through alyik-nine
32.a) but only on the third thursday of every month after a month in which a blue moon occurs, the two full moons occurring on the first day of the month and last day of the month.
33) All citizens shall play a d20-based RPG on the third monday of every month for a minimum of 3 hours.
33.a) Shadowrun is an acceptable alternative
34) The song "Never Gonna Give You Up", by Rick Astley is the national anthem
34.a) and shall always be sung in an operatic voice with some one gurgling water as accompaniment
35) Everyone shall carry a government-issued swiss army knife
35.a) When they're vacationing in Switzerland.
36) All numbers, henceforth, shall be expressed as a letter or combination of letters who's position in the alphabet corresponds to their numerical value -adding letters together when necessary. "1" shall be "A", "27" shall be "ZA", etc.
ZJ.a) The rule above can only be eliminated in an even numbered rule
ZK) All knowledge and memory of Paris Hilton is to be eliminated from the collective thought of the world
ZK.a) Immediately
ZL) We go back to numbers
ZLa.) Immediately.
39) The national bird is going to be the blue-footed booby.
39.a) And the national sport shooting them
Alyik) The following countries shall be renamed thusly:
Alyik.a) USA = Supercapitalistan
Alyik.b) Canada = Abootistan
Alyik.c) Puerto Rico = Politicalindiferencestan
Alyik.d) Mexico = Leavingstan
Alyik.e) Greenland = Notgreenistan
Alyik-one) The murder rate in states a part of the union shall be determined according to alphabetical order, with Alabama having the highest and Wyoming having the lowest.
Alyik-one.a) The murder rate in US territories shall be inversely determined according to their tax contributions.
Alyik-two) Jeans must be worn on Mondays, Shorts on Wednesdays, and skirts on Fridays. Shirts worn on Saturday must contain polka dots.
Alyik-two a.) This dress code shall be applied uniformly to man, woman, child, dog, goldfish, and parakeet.
Alyik-two b.) Ferrets are exempt, as they'd probably gnaw your face if if you tried to get one in a skirt.
Alyik-three: This article regards setting up the official National Department of Awesome.
Alyik-three a).The department of Awesome is the sole authority on the good times
Alyik-three. b.) The secretary of awesome shall be Chuck Norris
Alyik-three c.) All actual governmental power shall be concentrated in the Department of Awesome.
Alyik-three d.) With the exception of legislation which is to be done by Wikipedians
Alyik-three.e) The Department of Awesome shall keep a library containing all of the anime that doesn't suck.
Alyik-three.e.a) All citizens shall be required to have a membership with said library, and shall be required to utilize it at least once per year.
Aylik-four. All citizens shall have more cowbell
Alyik-four. a) hanging from their "particulars"
Alyik-five) Fidoras shall be sold in every store
Alyik-five a.) Fedoras too.
Alyik-six.) Baby-eating arsonists shall be considered public enemy #1.
Alyik-six a.) as will moonbean and love crapping penguins
Alyik-seven) The church of the silver flame shall become the state religion
Alyik-seven a.) And all citizens will be required to ignore it forever.
Alyik-eight) One day per year all humans will be considered gnomes, and thus monters....rwar.
Alyik-eight a.) On this day, all humans gnomes monsters will be required by law to have a badger minion.
Alyik-eight.b) Except those humans who are baby-eating arsonists, and those that are dirty ninjas.
Alyik-nine) Every Friday shall henceforth be known as "Punch a Stranger in the Face Day."
Alyik-nine a.) Strangers are required to punch you back on "Punch a Stranger in the Face Day". If they don't (because you punch them and run away) then they will be jailed for two months.
50) Bananas are henceforth reclasified as weapons, and not fruit.
50.a) Permits are required in order to slip on a banana peel.
50.a.a) Failure to comply shall result in the application of rule 52
51) This article regards the replacing of the Secretary of Awesome.
51.a) First, any wishing to replace the current Secretary of Awesome must succesfully prevent themselves from being roundhouse kicked in the face.
52) This Article regards the punishment for those that slip on banana peels as per article 50.
51b.) Second, one wishing to replace the Secretary of Awesome must jam out on an electric guitar while surfing a draconic shark on a wave of lava.
52a.) Their punishment is to deliberately slip on another banana.
52a-a.) This is also a violation of the law against slipping on bananas.
53.) Hovercars will be the official governmental vehicle.
54) The supreme executive body shall be named GEER (short for Gay Emperors, Emus and Rutabagas)
54.b) The department of awesome has the power to abolish the GEER
55) Apple pies shall now contain any of the following substances:
55b.) Cherries!
55c.) Gravy!
55d.) Little small rocks!
55e.) A DUCK!!!
56.) This article details the creation of the Ministry of Media Nobody Likes.
56.b)officers in charge of shutting down media will be armed with guns that shoot Nazis wearing spiked helmets.
57) all Nazis shall explode on impact.
57.a) Exploding nazis shall contain vanilla flavored cream filling.
57.b) Nazis shall not explode within 100 ft. of a donut shop.
58) The following canine breeds shall become fluent in English:
58.a) all those appearing in the dogs playing poker paintings.
59) Math.pi()
59a.) Yes
60.) This article regards the design of the new national flag.
60a.) The new national flag shall have a dragon on it somewhere.
57.c.a) OR play Kazoos
58.b) Basenjis
59.a) Pi shall now equal your height divided by the distance you ca spit a sunflower seed.
60.b) and a Lion
60.c) in a red and yellow background
60.d) there will also be two PIe-rats.
61) there shall be no article 666, due to copy right infringement.
59.c) [fnard]there is no 59.b[/fnard] Math.sqrt(arg0, arg1)
59.d) there will also be two PIe-rats.
61) there shall be no article 666, due to copy right infringement.
Fix
62) Amendments 60.c and 60.d are now amendments 59.c and 59.d respectively
63) This article shall be endorsed by all contributers and pass into law on January 1st, 2009.
64) The temperature shall be so that people can wear summer clothes and winter clothing without either burning or freezing to death.
65: The nation shall be considered a close ally of The Colbert Nation.
64.a.: this article specifically does not prevent the use of acid or electricity based environmental death.
65: The nation shall be considered a close ally of The Colbert Nation.
65 a.) The national animal shall be the Anit-Bear.
66.) All convicted felons must eat Oprah's toenail cliping while shoving acorns up their noses.
66 a.) Oprah will be given a special toenail growth drug so that there are enough toenail clippings to go around.
68.) All Science textbooks are hereby required to be "a lot less boring," so that high school students will actually read them.
68a.) Most experiments in said books must result in an explosion of some kind.
69.) All National Park Rangers are required to have a bow and two swords on them at all times.
69.a) ...and trained panther animal companions.
70) The government shall provide general funding for new school buildings
70.b) Alternatives to physical education classes shall include laser tag, backyard wrestling & bumper cars and facilities shall be constructed for each.
71) BBQ shall be considered a national holiday.
1) 83.2% of the population must be made up of Terra-cotta soldiers.
1.a) A minimum of 1 in 10 Terra-cotta soldiers shall be provided yellow caps if they so choose.
1.b)All terracotta soldiers must be armed with D20s.
2) Sier_laBeguileuse always eats free at restaurants, candy stores, and bakeries.
2.a) However she will only be offered the scraps thrown to the garbage
3) Golf shall be played with Automatic Weapons
3.a) As long as the weapons shoot flowers
3.b) Every time your ball falls in a pond you must wrestle an aligator
4) All vehicles shall be driven backwards
4.a) All vehicles shall be driven backwards by drunk drivers to help identify them.
5)Fortune cookies will be held legally responsible if the terms written inside are not fulfilled within 30 days.
5.a) All Fortune cookies will hereby say "You will die."
6) Free bacon to all.
6.a) Free bacon to all pigs. If they're willing to eat it, they need it more than we do.
7) This rule will have no amendment, change, alteration, or other deference to future decision in any way, shape or form.
7.a) Except for this one.
8) All Gnomes will have Challenge Ratings of 40+
8.a) Critical threats against gnomes are automatically confirmed.
9) The legal speed limit shall in no state having sworn allegiance to the union exceed three times that state's legal age of consent.
9.a) The New Age of Consent is 112.
10A) Arrested Development will begin airing new episodes weekly, and without impunity.
10A.a) And shall never be cancelled
10A.b) It shall be aired only in Slovakia.
10B) Women can't drive cars on the first Monday following a full moon.
11) All s and soft c shall be pronounced as a Z
11.a) Unless they are proceeded by an e.
12A) Provisions for the battle royale between grognards and munchkins shall be defined as follows:
12B) Different colored socks must be worn on each foot while playing golf.
12B.a) and one of them must be made out of weasel leather
13) All people must recognize that my girlfriend is cuteness personified
13.a) but only on Thursdays after 3:45pm eastern time.
14) Everyone must skip while on their way to work.
14.a) except for John smith, who offered us a bribe.
15) Pizzas shall be the national staple food.
15.a) And it shall only be sold at Staples.
16) It is illegal to carry a sword that is shorter than 2 feet in length.
16.a) It is illegal to carry a sword that is longer than 2 feet in length.
16.b) Swords having poof of length of 2 feet shall be permitted to have a length other than 2 feet.
17) You must have a valid, government-issued permit to have and raise a child.
17.a) Said permit is to be issued by the Department of Agriculture.
17.b) Applicant must comply with Article 15.
17c.) Article 17a shall be amended in that it is now the Department of Awesome that issues licenses.
18) Internet flamewars are an illegal act that shall warrant capital punishment.
18.a) Noogies shall not be deemed cruel and unusual.
19) Dungeon Masters are not subject to the mandates of this constitution.
19.a) Except if the live in Alabama or Kentucky.
19.b) with the exception of even numbered congressional districts
20) All territorial boundaries shall be re-traced so that they from circles.
20.a) territorial circles composition shall be of >1/3 (34%) right angles.
21) Disabled veretan shall be issued automatic weapons.
21.a) Which shall be attached to their disabled member
21.b)Unless said veteran is of a flame war
22) We shall use a new calendar and clock based around the number 10
22.a) Except for Saturdays, which shall be based around the number 8127.
23) ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD
23.a) Except that glory which goes to Wychlorne.
24) Pens shall come exclusively in pink.
24.a) Hot Pink
25) Colors are banned
25.a) unless they are florescent colors.
26) On the first Thursday, that follow the first full moon that follows summer solstice, everyone must be nude for the entire day.
26.a) Except the uglies
27) All posts in haiku
Must be made from now on till,
this rule is no more.
27.a) Fain though I utter
It must be so forever
No haiku. And stuff
27.b) Article 30 shall be haiku unless it regards midgets.
28) Milkshakes shall be consumed once per week by all those above age of 3.
28.a) And must me chocolate flavored with caramel and Sugar Free so that I can actually enjoy them
28.b) Unless they are served to Silvercrys, in which case they may be Peanut Butter and Chocolate, and not sugar-free.
29) Secondary languages are mandatory for graduation.
29.b) Those who are born into mixed language households must learn a tertiary language.
29.c) That tertiary language must be an obscure dialect
30) The term 'midget' shall only apply to those persons under the height of 4 feet.
30.a) The height of 4 feet shall last until a new system of measurement is implemented.
31) The basic unit of the new system of measurement shall be the "flymph."
31.a) length = flymphalol
31.b) weight = tertaflymph
31.c) volume = yflymphil
31.d) area = huhflymph
31.e) temperature = flymphuad
31.f) currency = f.m.
31.g) The measurments shall always be exprexed either in deimals or scientific notation, never with prefixes such as "mili"
32) The numbers 40 through 49 are now renamed Alyik through alyik-nine
32.a) but only on the third thursday of every month after a month in which a blue moon occurs, the two full moons occurring on the first day of the month and last day of the month.
33) All citizens shall play a d20-based RPG on the third monday of every month for a minimum of 3 hours.
33.a) Shadowrun is an acceptable alternative
34) The song "Never Gonna Give You Up", by Rick Astley is the national anthem
34.a) and shall always be sung in an operatic voice with some one gurgling water as accompaniment
35) Everyone shall carry a government-issued swiss army knife
35.a) When they're vacationing in Switzerland.
36) All numbers, henceforth, shall be expressed as a letter or combination of letters who's position in the alphabet corresponds to their numerical value -adding letters together when necessary. "1" shall be "A", "27" shall be "ZA", etc.
ZJ.a) The rule above can only be eliminated in an even numbered rule
ZK) All knowledge and memory of Paris Hilton is to be eliminated from the collective thought of the world
ZK.a) Immediately
ZL) We go back to numbers
ZLa.) Immediately.
39) The national bird is going to be the blue-footed booby.
39.a) And the national sport shooting them
Alyik) The following countries shall be renamed thusly:
Alyik.a) USA = Supercapitalistan
Alyik.b) Canada = Abootistan
Alyik.c) Puerto Rico = Politicalindiferencestan
Alyik.d) Mexico = Leavingstan
Alyik.e) Greenland = Notgreenistan
Alyik-one) The murder rate in states a part of the union shall be determined according to alphabetical order, with Alabama having the highest and Wyoming having the lowest.
Alyik-one.a) The murder rate in US territories shall be inversely determined according to their tax contributions.
Alyik-two) Jeans must be worn on Mondays, Shorts on Wednesdays, and skirts on Fridays. Shirts worn on Saturday must contain polka dots.
Alyik-two a.) This dress code shall be applied uniformly to man, woman, child, dog, goldfish, and parakeet.
Alyik-two b.) Ferrets are exempt, as they'd probably gnaw your face if if you tried to get one in a skirt.
Alyik-three: This article regards setting up the official National Department of Awesome.
Alyik-three a).The department of Awesome is the sole authority on the good times
Alyik-three. b.) The secretary of awesome shall be Chuck Norris
Alyik-three c.) All actual governmental power shall be concentrated in the Department of Awesome.
Alyik-three d.) With the exception of legislation which is to be done by Wikipedians
Alyik-three.e) The Department of Awesome shall keep a library containing all of the anime that doesn't suck.
Alyik-three.e.a) All citizens shall be required to have a membership with said library, and shall be required to utilize it at least once per year.
Aylik-four. All citizens shall have more cowbell
Alyik-four. a) hanging from their "particulars"
Alyik-five) Fidoras shall be sold in every store
Alyik-five a.) Fedoras too.
Alyik-six.) Baby-eating arsonists shall be considered public enemy #1.
Alyik-six a.) as will moonbean and love crapping penguins
Alyik-seven) The church of the silver flame shall become the state religion
Alyik-seven a.) And all citizens will be required to ignore it forever.
Alyik-eight) One day per year all humans will be considered gnomes, and thus monters....rwar.
Alyik-eight a.) On this day, all humans gnomes monsters will be required by law to have a badger minion.
Alyik-eight.b) Except those humans who are baby-eating arsonists, and those that are dirty ninjas.
Alyik-nine) Every Friday shall henceforth be known as "Punch a Stranger in the Face Day."
Alyik-nine a.) Strangers are required to punch you back on "Punch a Stranger in the Face Day". If they don't (because you punch them and run away) then they will be jailed for two months.
Alyik-nine.b) dogs are exempt from rule alyik-nine.
50) Bananas are henceforth reclasified as weapons, and not fruit.
50.a) Permits are required in order to slip on a banana peel.
50.a.a) Failure to comply shall result in the application of rule 52
50.b) All citizens must take self-defense classes so they know how to defend themselves against criminals armed with fresh fruit.
51) This article regards the replacing of the Secretary of Awesome.
51.a) First, any wishing to replace the current Secretary of Awesome must succesfully prevent themselves from being roundhouse kicked in the face.
51.b) Second, one wishing to replace the Secretary of Awesome must jam out on an electric guitar while surfing a draconic shark on a wave of lava.
52) This Article regards the punishment for those that slip on banana peels as per article 50.
52.a) Their punishment is to deliberately slip on another banana.
52.a.a) This is also a violation of the law against slipping on bananas.
53.) Hovercars will be the official governmental vehicle.
53.a) The law prohibits the use of Hovercars outdoors
54) The supreme executive body shall be named GEER (short for Gay Emperors, Emus and Rutabagas)
54.a) They shall wear yellow jumpsuits and are in charge of arresting people
54.b) The department of awesome has the power to abolish the GEER
54.c) the department of awesome henceforth roundhouse kicks the GEER out of existence.
55) Apple pies shall now contain any of the following substances:
55.a) Apples!
55.b) Cherries!
55.c) Gravy!
55.d) Little small rocks!
55.e) A DUCK!!!
56) This article details the creation of the Ministry of Media Nobody Likes.
56.b)officers in charge of shutting down media will be armed with guns that shoot Nazis wearing spiked helmets.
57) all Nazis shall explode on impact.
57.a) Exploding nazis shall contain vanilla flavored cream filling.
57.b) Nazis shall not explode within 100 ft. of a donut shop.
57.c) The Nazis shall scream WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!! before explosion.
57.c.a) OR play Kazoos
58) The following canine breeds shall become fluent in English:
58.a) all those appearing in the dogs playing poker paintings.
58.b) Basenjis
59) Math.pi()
59.a) Yes
59.b) Pi shall now equal your height divided by the distance you ca spit a sunflower seed.
59.c) [fnard]there is no 60.b[/fnard] Math.sqrt(arg0, arg1)
59.d) there will also be two PIe-rats.
60.) This article regards the design of the new national flag.
60.a) The new national flag shall have a dragon on it somewhere.
60.b) and a Lion
60.c) in a red and yellow background
61) there shall be no article 666, due to copy right infringement.
62) Amendments 60.c and 60.d are now amendments 59.c and 59.d respectively
62.a) Further amendments to 62 shall require a 2/3 majority vote of players or the decree of a dungeon master.
63) This article shall be endorsed by all contributers and pass into law on January 1st, 2009.
63.a) Unless the 66th article references toenail clippings, Oprah and Acorns.
64) The temperature shall be so that people can wear summer clothes and winter clothing without either burning or freezing to death.
64.a) this article specifically does not prevent the use of acid or electricity based environmental death.
65) The nation shall be considered a close ally of The Colbert Nation.
65 a.) The national animal shall be the Anit-Bear.
66) All convicted felons must eat Oprah's toenail cliping while shoving acorns up their noses.
66.a) Oprah will be given a special toenail growth drug so that there are enough toenail clippings to go around.
67) This article Regard the establishment of a Department of Terra Cotta Soilders Rights
67.a) They have no rights, only hats.
67.b) They also have a right to pants, if they so choose.
68) All Science textbooks are hereby required to be "a lot less boring," so that high school students will actually read them.
68.a) Most experiments in said books must result in an explosion of some kind.
68.b) Large Explosions. Very, very large explosions. In fact, we should probably create an amendment to allow generate funding for a lot of new school buildings...
69) All National Park Rangers are required to have a bow and two swords on them at all times.
69.a) ...and trained panther animal companions.
69.b).... that can be summoned with figurines
70) The government shall provide general funding for new school buildings
70.a) Funds shall be drawn from drug seizures.
70.b) Alternatives to physical education classes shall include laser tag, backyard wrestling & bumper cars and facilities shall be constructed for each.
71) BBQ shall be considered a national holiday.
72.) I just lost the game.
you!73.) All toast shall land butter-side down. No exceptions.
74.) The following article outlines the punishment(s) for prank calling people at 3:00am in the morning:
74.b) their phone numbers will be given to all telemarketers... on the planet.
74.c) there is no opposite of (b.47
75) Do you really want to know?
73.b) it shall split in two by the way.
74.b) their phone numbers will be given to all telemarketers... on the planet.
74.c) there is no opposite of (b.47
75) Do you really want to know?
75.a) Yeah... why not?
76) Children over the age of 16 and play Yu-gi-oh will be shot on sight with lazers... SHOOT DA WOOP!!!!
76b.) All people over the age of 16 must possess a License that allows them to play a Children's Card Game
76c.) No children may ever play a Children's Card Game.
77.) This article is considered to bring good luck to all who read it.
77.) This article is considered to bring good luck to all who read it.
77a) The people shall not be told that we have eliminated luck.
78) Socks shall no longer be permitted to be worn with sandals.
77a) The people shall not be told that we have eliminated luck.
78) Socks shall no longer be permitted to be worn with sandals.
78 a.) Nor shall collars be permitted to be popped.
78 b.) Nor shall the waist of your pants be permitted to be anywhere other than around your waist.
78 c.) Tops optional for both genders in all situations.
79) Anyone using the word "Irregardless" shall be shot.
79) Anyone using the word "Irregardless" shall be shot.
79a) Irregardless of whether or not they actually deserve it.
80) Anyone that thinks "inflammable" means the opposite of "flammable" shall be immolated.
81) Cars shall come equiped with small persons to dig them out from the snow.
80.a) By liquid magma.
81) Cars shall come equiped with small persons to dig them out from the snow.
81) Cars shall come equiped with a "Trunk Monkey" to perform various car related tasks.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8avOiTUcD4Y
Fixed.
82) All gamers will have the ability to use the force.
82b.) The Force of Gravity shall be used by gamers to drop rocks on people.
83.) All Rings of Power must be registered with the Department of Awesome before they can be worn/used to enslave the world/etc.
84.) Knights must say "Ni."
(And just in case your thinking about trying LV, the game hasn't reset yet...)
85) The first person to post on this thread in the year 2009 shall be declared Supreme Emperor of the World!!!
86.) Article 61 shall be repealed.
87) If anyone is to go to the doctors with any leg related injury they must first be examined by a proctologist.
88) Two years of pie-tossing classes are required for high school graduation.
88b)πι
89) it is standardized for succubi to work at doughnut shops.