(Insert huge wall of text that has a controversial statement embeded into it.)
#2Crimson_ConcertoNov 18, 2008 23:52:32
(Controversial Reply to Controversial Statement)
#3Lord_VentnorNov 19, 2008 0:05:10
(Insert outrage here and possible insult about whether Original Poster's parents were married when they conceived him.)
#4sallaNov 19, 2008 0:07:51
(Request for polite discourse that falls on deaf ears, delivered via LOLCat.)
#5The_White_SorcererNov 19, 2008 0:16:59
(Agreement with the controversial statement)
#6Lord_VentnorNov 19, 2008 0:20:17
(Reacts with more outrage, insinuating that OP and all who agree are n00bs with promiscuous mothers.)
#7QubeNov 19, 2008 0:38:10
(a post how this is just an other -summery of cotroversial statement- thread and that participating in it whould be a wast of time (completely ignoring the fact that by posting this post, I thus wasted my own time))
#8calronmoonflowerNov 19, 2008 2:42:14
(Controversial Reply to Controversial Statement)
*Takes offense*
(Flame)
#9Lord_VentnorNov 19, 2008 3:25:29
*Takes offense*
(Flame)
(Quotes for truth, then proceeds the bash OP even more.)
#10BloodsoulNov 19, 2008 4:38:33
USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST
#11roxlimnNov 19, 2008 5:08:35
(removed by moderators for inflammatory content)
#12CaptnMorgrimNov 19, 2008 5:34:10
(Read opening post only, disregard others, agree or disagree - this step doesn't matter - start discussion anew)
#13KobajagrandeNov 19, 2008 5:40:35
(make fun of both sides for being very simple minded and stupid)
#14QubeNov 19, 2008 6:07:34
...
(say this is a straw man / other fallacy)
#15QubeNov 19, 2008 6:08:08
doublepost
#16werralNov 19, 2008 6:39:50
(Write longwinded, academically sound and well supported argument that nobody reads)
#17eldritch_lordNov 19, 2008 6:51:35
(Write longwinded, academically sound and well supported argument that nobody reads)
(Critique of argument based on spelling and grammatical mistakes, simply because poster is a grammar Nazi. Continue on to agree with Werral anyway.)
#18CaptnMorgrimNov 19, 2008 7:00:16
(Reads a post, finds a quote he can relate to and starts off-topic discussion. ... If he were Christian, he 'd start preaching the good word in every 2nd sentence too.)
#19roxlimnNov 19, 2008 7:19:02
(Continues off-topic discussion with politically inflammatory side commentary)
#20pigknightNov 19, 2008 7:25:25
(Insert link to cheeseburger porn.)
#21ADHadhNov 19, 2008 7:30:11
In before the lock!
(ignores the thread from there on)
#22batshidoNov 19, 2008 7:58:19
(breaks down every previous post in thread and pedantically picks through spelling and grammatical errors to cast aspersions on the intelligence of the people he disagrees with)
#23werralNov 19, 2008 8:04:17
(links to Wikipedia)
#24eldritch_lordNov 19, 2008 8:05:20
(breaks down every previous post in thread and pedantically picks through spelling and grammatical errors to cast aspersions on the intelligence of the people he disagrees with)
(Points out a grammatical mistake in the post pointing out grammatical mistakes.)
#25roxlimnNov 19, 2008 8:05:25
(breaks down every previous post in thread
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#26goblin_prideNov 19, 2008 8:05:30
(Walks away, muttering obsceneties about the moderation under his breath and shaking his head.)
#27batshidoNov 19, 2008 8:14:20
(Points out a grammatical mistake in the post pointing out grammatical mistakes.)
(Reveals cunning plan to draw the pedants out of hiding with a planted grammatical error.)
#28batshidoNov 19, 2008 8:15:22
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#29awesome_dudeNov 19, 2008 8:17:22
(Rants about logic and math and how human emotion is stupid, then proceeds to declare himself winner)
#30nowiwantmydmgNov 19, 2008 9:42:11
(Posts link to TVtropes)
#31QubeNov 19, 2008 9:48:22
(post link from wikipedia, proving controversial statement)
#32AerodythNov 19, 2008 9:49:21
(states how nothing has actually been said and that both sides are retarding any progress)
#33zombie_babiesNov 19, 2008 9:51:05
(states how the word "retarding" is offensive - leads to new off topic tangent)
#34stardrifterNov 19, 2008 9:53:08
(waits six months then necros the thread with a statement ten times more controversial than the OP's statement.)
(links to dodgy websites showing that all [side x] are evil and should be all killed and eaten)
#35roxlimnNov 19, 2008 9:59:01
(post link from Wikipedia disproving controversial statement)
#36batshidoNov 19, 2008 10:12:41
(states how the word "retarding" is offensive - leads to new off topic tangent)
(proclaims that the word "retarding" is only offensive in the wrong context, and that words only have the shared meaning we give them, thus disproving the existence of racial epithets)
#37Lord_VentnorNov 19, 2008 10:15:33
(Goes on off-topic rant about arsonists that will eventually be deleted.)
#38the_clumsy_robotNov 19, 2008 10:38:34
(A fairly well-reasoned argument.)
(quotes for truthery, but does not add anything particularly profound to the discussion)
#39minja_dupNov 19, 2008 11:32:01
(relates the current discussion to puppies and continues in off topic conversation)
#40zombie_babiesNov 19, 2008 11:48:19
(proclaims that the word "retarding" is only offensive in the wrong context, and that words only have the shared meaning we give them, thus disproving the existence of racial epithets)
(strangely agrees with the part about racial epithets but goes on to explain how "retarding" is different because of the target)
EDIT: (also adds that puppies should be boiled alive and eaten with a side of baby toes - Mija Schminja ;))
#41batshidoNov 19, 2008 12:00:12
(strangely agrees with the part about racial epithets but goes on to explain how "retarding" is different because of the target)
EDIT: (also adds that puppies should be boiled alive and eaten with a side of baby toes - Mija Schminja ;))
(reveals statements about racial epithets to have been a clever ruse to trap other posters)
(is oddly ok with the idea of violence against puppies)
#42werralNov 19, 2008 12:01:07
(Derides all posters who linked to Wikipedia as unwashed ignoramuses)
#43joni-sanNov 19, 2008 12:15:43
USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST
(Mentions how poster is "doing it wrong" by not using the color red.)
(Write longwinded, academically sound and well supported argument that nobody reads)
(TL;DR)
(Posts link to TVtropes)
(Makes a sentence where every words links to a Trope relating to sexuality, cross-dressing and the like. Implied questioning of posters sexuality.)
*Pathetic attempt at gaining Custom Avatar.jpg*
-Name
(reveals statements about racial epithets to have been a clever ruse to trap other posters)
(is oddly ok with the idea of violence against puppies)
(reveals that the issue with "retarding" was faked all along to simply get a rise out of people and declares self "winner")
(cautions that violence against puppies is only kosher when said puppies are afterwards devoured with said side of said baby toes or suitable proxy dish - then compares anyone who dares to eat puppies to Hitler, Stalin, generic Nazi Party members, the KKK, the Confederacy, Martin Luther King and Gandhi)
#46minja_dupNov 19, 2008 12:26:44
EDIT: (also adds that puppies should be boiled alive and eaten with a side of baby toes - Mija Schminja ;))
(blatantly and pointedly ignores the post that calls her out, wielding a witty non-reply reply and continuing on her off topic conversation) :P
#47zombie_babiesNov 19, 2008 12:27:48
(blatantly and pointedly ignores the post that calls her out, wielding a witty non-reply reply and continuing on her off topic conversation) :P
(declares this proof that, in fact, Minja Schminja :P)
#48Cpt_MichaNov 19, 2008 12:43:50
(Post was ninjaed by another poster)
Seriously.
#49TectuktitlayNov 19, 2008 12:51:40
(quotes for truthery, but does not add anything particularly profound to the discussion)
(Quotes this, plus quotes the entire original quote that was QFT. Requests that posters not merely quote entire posts without actually adding anything to the discussion)
#50stardrifterNov 19, 2008 13:35:23
(quotes previous poster's entire post without adding anything, just to annoy the previous poster)
#51RPJesusNov 19, 2008 13:46:16
(Posts semi-related lolcat)
#52TectuktitlayNov 19, 2008 13:46:35
(quotes previous poster's entire post without adding anything, just to annoy the previous poster)
(quotes the entire above quote, making sure to nest all of the previous quotes, and adds only, " wins TEH INT3RN3TZ!")
#53stardrifterNov 19, 2008 13:57:59
(hands someone a cookie for no particular reason. Says something vaguely relating the topic to MMOs and MTG)
#54sallaNov 19, 2008 13:59:29
(Compares a previous poster to Hitler, invoking Godwin's Law and dooming the thread to destruction.)
#55joni-sanNov 19, 2008 14:00:43
(Posts semi-related lolcat)
(Rant about how it's not a lolcat. More ranting about people ruining caturday)
*BlahBlahCA.jpg*
-Name
#56TectuktitlayNov 19, 2008 14:02:40
(Compares a previous poster to Hitler, invoking Godwin's Law and dooming the thread to destruction.)
(Flames this poster for invoking Godwin's Law. Proceeds to call them a fascist Nazi.)
#57stardrifterNov 19, 2008 14:05:18
(proceeds to feed the feedback loop by comparing the poster comparing the poster to hitler to hitler)
#58zombie_babiesNov 19, 2008 14:18:28
(Hitler Schmitler)
(posts a pic of random baked goods)
#59joni-sanNov 19, 2008 14:44:51
(Portal Reference)
*BlahCa.jpg*
-Name
#60balcinokNov 19, 2008 14:46:06
(posts a pic of random baked goods)
(Uses pic of random baked goods to start thread about random baked goods ignoring everything else going on)
#61stardrifterNov 19, 2008 14:47:01
(starts a pie vs cake war after seeing the baked goods pic)
#62zombie_babiesNov 19, 2008 15:05:55
(starts a pie vs cake war after seeing the baked goods pic)
(starts cake vs pie war after seeing pie vs cake war post)
#63stardrifterNov 19, 2008 15:09:18
(starts cake vs pie war after seeing pie vs cake war post)
(starts a massive quote ladder)
#64Lord_VentnorNov 19, 2008 15:37:19
(Refers to pro-pie people as facists, and calls them excrement for good measure.)
#65zombie_babiesNov 19, 2008 15:41:00
(Refers to pro-pie people as facists, and calls them excrement for good measure.)
(reminds poster that politics is a banned topic - starts discussion about excrement)
#66TectuktitlayNov 19, 2008 15:46:52
(reminds poster that politics is a banned topic - starts discussion about excrement)
(starts to discuss the evolution of the biology of excretion in organic life)
#67doomboy_dupNov 19, 2008 15:54:46
(starts to discuss the evolution of the biology of excretion in organic life)
(posts complete rubbish in response, filled with illogic and ridiculous self-promoting assertions)
#68doomboy_dupNov 19, 2008 15:55:33
(comes in as sock-puppet account, agrees with previous post)
#69doomsoughtNov 19, 2008 15:56:28
(tries to legitimately disprove the legitimate contradiction, but skips logical steps so that no one understands)
(comments on a secondary conversation separated from the rest of the post by sci-art)
(post making mostly legitimate comparisons of the mods to fascism, but then flamed because reader thinks it was a comparison with Nazism)
(part of the post was lost due to the preview button error and was too lazy to re-write it)
#70stardrifterNov 19, 2008 16:00:01
(goes to post something but his cat walks across the keyboard. submits the post just to see the reaction)
#71DralenanNov 19, 2008 16:02:19
(waits for thread to die out, then posts a single post that somehow manages to agree with all sides, without adding anything to the conversation.)
#72NyronusNov 19, 2008 16:11:07
(posts complete rubbish in response, filled with illogic and ridiculous self-promoting assertions)
(Comes in and makes a long drawn out and logical post drawing upon knowledge of philosophy and biology and general science to prove you wrong. Most likely invokes Ayn Rand as well.)
#73stardrifterNov 19, 2008 16:15:42
(notes that the original controversial statement had nothing to do with the current discussion, then goes off on a completely different tangent again)
#74doomsoughtNov 19, 2008 16:23:14
(goes to post something but his cat walks across the keyboard. submits the post just to see the reaction)
(Points out that there was actually one word in it)
(blames everything on the French, includes a Monte Python reference.)
#75Lord_VentnorNov 19, 2008 16:31:41
(POST DELETED DUE TO COC VIOLATIONS AND FLAGRANT USE OF THE WORD "UNPOSSIBILED")
#76joni-sanNov 19, 2008 17:00:09
#77awesome_dudeNov 19, 2008 17:05:24
(Comes in and makes a long drawn out and logical post drawing upon knowledge of philosophy and biology and general science to prove you wrong. Most likely invokes Ayn Rand as well.)
(Calls Ayn Rand a monster and promotes Immanuel Kant's philosophy.)
#78CaptnMorgrimNov 19, 2008 17:17:14
(Wonders if Theodor W. Adorno has a place in this discussion and then decides against it... then starts off-topic rant again, believing to be on topic... then explains at length why nazism is a form of fascism but noone cares to listen)
#79Lord_VentnorNov 19, 2008 17:23:21
(Wonders if Theodor W. Adorno has a place in this discussion and then decides against it... then starts off-topic rant again, believing to be on topic... then explains at length why nazism is a form of fascism but noone cares to listen)
(Illogically twists posters points around to accuse him of being a Nazi. May or may not have beaten up several strawmen to do so.)
#80pigknightNov 19, 2008 18:08:39
(Insert post about posts becoming more defined than intended.)
#81doomsoughtNov 19, 2008 18:14:27
(account gets deleted for relieving another posters home address, but that doesn't stop the live sewer rats)
(ooc): to StarDrifter, for the best thread since BestLines.
#82TectuktitlayNov 19, 2008 18:14:31
(Illogically twists posters points around to accuse him of being a Nazi. May or may not have beaten up several strawmen to do so.)
(Calls poster out on strawman argument, then counters with a argument of false dichotomy based on two completely unrelated false premises, then somehow comes to a false conclusion utterly unrelated to any of the previous premises. Yells at the previous poster, asking how they could so blatantly make so many ad hominem attacks, yet expect to be taken seriously. Ends with a tirade of ad hominems on said poster.)
#83pigknightNov 19, 2008 19:05:34
(account gets deleted for relieving another posters home address, but that doesn't stop the live sewer rats)
(ooc): to StarDrifter, for the best thread since BestLines.
I thought I maded the thread.
#84TectuktitlayNov 19, 2008 19:12:10
I thought I maded the thread.
(ooc) Yeah, me too. Huh. Oh well, here's a half-dozen cookies for you, pigknight!
Now thank StarDrifter for the thread, you ungrateful !
P.S. I agree with the sentiment, though. Best thread eva! Kudos.
#85minja_dupNov 19, 2008 19:57:38
(Hitler Schmitler)
(posts a pic of random baked goods)
(comes back after a jog to see the thread explode, make a comment about exercising and working out, then expresses disappointment to zombie babies that his phrase for her was morphed and used to describe Hitler)
#86sotp_seamusNov 19, 2008 20:18:52
(Now, completely unrelated, calls WOTC to the carpet for being a company, and, God help us wants to make money. Then calls all of Western culture the new Nazi party.)
#87TectuktitlayNov 19, 2008 20:28:38
(aaaand right about now seems apropos to put in another lolcat. A Hitler lolcat. With pie.)
#88pigknightNov 19, 2008 20:35:31
(Insert comment on how I expected a Wizo post by now.)
#89baneofelvesNov 19, 2008 20:38:20
(insert an arrogant insult directed at all previous posters, adds a completely unrelated topic into the conversation)
#90TectuktitlayNov 19, 2008 20:39:01
(token ORC post simply warning everyone to be civil, due to one person reporting one post...ironically, one of the lolcat posts)
#91brotherjgizmoNov 19, 2008 20:47:45
(claims that original controversial statement needs an errata even though it doesn't)
(calronmoonflower is soon afterwards promoted to moderator)
#94WebsterNov 19, 2008 21:50:56
(Sends reminder to keep it on topic and less hostile. Also sends reminder if it gets too political, thread will be closed.)
#95pigknightNov 19, 2008 22:06:57
The only way this can go off-topic is if someone posts a post without using parentheses...OH SHNAP!
#96baneofelvesNov 19, 2008 22:13:56
The only way this can go off-topic is if someone posts a post without using parentheses...OH SHNAP!
( reports PigKnight for being off-topic)
#97The_White_SorcererNov 19, 2008 22:14:34
(disagreement with original controversial statement)
#98smashyerface_dupNov 19, 2008 22:40:27
(Insert link to cheeseburger porn.)
(checks out cheeseburger porn and posts "LOLOLOLOLOLOL" and multiple smilies rofl'ing)
#99AerodythNov 19, 2008 22:46:08
(Sighs and restates the fact nothing has been achieved since the majority of posts fail to adhere to the Philosophy of Logic's principles and then procedes to show using logic why every argument made so far is invalid)
#100mycroftbNov 19, 2008 22:51:27
(introduces line of reasoning for one side of the argument as if it were new, even through it was on the first page and mostly discredited)
#101mycroftbNov 19, 2008 22:52:03
(uses second reply to correct typo instead of using the Edit button)
#102Lord_VentnorNov 19, 2008 23:33:26
(Quotes mycroftb's first post as the one true thing that has been posted here, several hours after he double posted to correct his errors.)
#103boj0Nov 20, 2008 0:06:06
(Inserts slightly on-topic conjecture to agree with OP's original statement, thinks himself cleaver by throwing in random 4chan reference to the argument, thus making any valid point full of fail)
#104QubeNov 20, 2008 1:52:09
(wonders how this thread has grown so much in 24h, and although I understand The White Sorcerer's rebuttal, I disagree, because of fact X, opinion Y and assumption Z. I also add that I know that Y and Z are not facts, but that I will probably not be swaded from my oppinion)
(edits 5 times to remove spelling errors)
#105emwasickNov 20, 2008 2:22:34
(links to oddly pertinent xkcd cartoon, hears other posters worldwide simultaneously mutter "Why didn't I do that?")
#106QubeNov 20, 2008 2:37:10
(links to oddly pertinent xkcd cartoon)
(lols)
#107stardrifterNov 20, 2008 5:56:47
(reposts a post from page one, verbatim, since nobody has bothered to read the rest of the posts, and thus takes the credit for somebody else's argument [and somehow the thread lol, oh well, a cookie is a cookie]. Everybody is amazed by the "sudden clarity the thread has been missing. Proceeds to LOL at the suckers)
#108sotp_seamusNov 20, 2008 7:07:14
(Inserts slightly on-topic conjecture to agree with OP's original statement, thinks himself cleaver by throwing in random 4chan reference to the argument, thus making any valid point full of fail)
(wonders how boj0, or anyone for tha matter can consider themselves a kitchen utensil.)
#109goblin_prideNov 20, 2008 7:16:50
(wonders how boj0, or anyone for tha matter can consider themselves a kitchen utensil.)
(points out that it isn't a violation of the CoC to call yourself a tool in veiled statements, and promptly agrees)
#110zombie_babiesNov 20, 2008 8:21:46
(comes back after a jog to see the thread explode, make a comment about exercising and working out, then expresses disappointment to zombie babies that his phrase for her was morphed and used to describe Hitler)
(ZB posts an explanation that the term was neither his nor an invention to classify Minja in any way - the phrase has been around forever and ZB shamelessly stole it from a friend who now lives in Vegas and has no way of dealing with ZBs shameless theft - proceeds to feel bad for Minja's disappointment and attempts a correction - Awesome Schmawsome? :P)
(jumps in on page 4 and explains that he did not want to waste his time wading through 4 pages of crap when the answer was so simple from the start - proceeds to repost the answer that was already provided in post 2, 7,18, 27, 36, 42, 51, 52, 53, 78, 85, 87, 92, 100 and 103)
#111Lord_VentnorNov 20, 2008 10:08:00
(reposts a post from page one, verbatim, since nobody has bothered to read the rest of the posts, and thus takes the credit for somebody else's argument [and somehow the thread lol, oh well, a cookie is a cookie]. Everybody is amazed by the "sudden clarity the thread has been missing. Proceeds to LOL at the suckers)
(Rants on how there is no clarity at all, proceeds to type a 15-paragraph post on exactly how the poster is wrong, and then says that the poster is a female dog and that he procreates with others' mothers.)
#112Cpt_MichaNov 20, 2008 10:31:16
(posts recipe for delicious baked goods. Noting that anything else is irrelevant)
#113Johnathan_VagabondNov 20, 2008 10:44:45
(Posts a brilliant and logical answer to all questions, for a different thread)
EDIT: (Apologizes for posting in wrong thread)
#114zombie_babiesNov 20, 2008 11:37:52
(posts a query asking why anyone would waste their time discussing something so trivial and proceeds to question the intellect and emotional age of all participants)
#115Cpt_MichaNov 20, 2008 11:50:55
(Questions the questioner, and the people that posted on something trivial such as a subject that was not delicious baked goods, refutes every single post, even ones that agree delicious baked good posts are the best, and reports lolcat posters)
#116Dark_StrykeNov 20, 2008 12:00:42
(quotes a previous poster, altering and bolding one word in their entire post to make it seem like they were arguing for the opposite side. Proceeds to write "fix't" in a pathetic attempt to be humorous)
#117zombie_babiesNov 20, 2008 12:14:06
(posts a ten-column, four-row block of eye-roll emoticons)
#118ambulacetusNov 20, 2008 12:43:09
(Posts about how he cannot stand to be on any message board with people so morally bankrupt as to think X about controversial statement Y and vows to never visit here again!)
#119ambulacetusNov 20, 2008 12:43:49
(Re-enters conversation with a new account)
#120zombie_babiesNov 20, 2008 12:49:39
(decries all opposition as sockpuppets or some secret group of PMers that are out to get him - leaves after throwing a hissy-fit)
(Questions the questioner, and the people that posted on something trivial such as a subject that was not delicious baked goods, refutes every single post, even ones that agree delicious baked good posts are the best, and reports lolcat posters)
Will post in that thread lemme find my brownie recipe.
#123zombie_babiesNov 20, 2008 13:17:31
(reminds poster that if there's any "love" in them brownies, it may be a CoC violation :P)
#124Cpt_MichaNov 20, 2008 13:20:31
(Is safe... unless Win and Awesome Brownies are against the CoC :D)
#125arlenNov 20, 2008 13:28:58
(Shakes his head at everything he reads in this thread without posting, wondering why he wasted his time reading something with such nonsense and stupidity.)
(Leaves this thread and finds another controversial thread, which he promptly starts reading from beginning to end.)
#126sier_labeguileuse_dupNov 20, 2008 13:41:51
(Write longwinded, academically sound and well supported argument that nobody reads)
(Notices big words and agrees vaguely with own big words taken from thesaurus and spelled slowly with aid of word processor and dictionary in order to appear more intelligent and feel "involved in the community." Tangential remarks, excessive strange smilies, and an optimistic but irrelevant closing sentence.)
#127awesome_dudeNov 20, 2008 14:17:54
(Is safe... unless Win and Awesome Brownies are against the CoC :D)
(Bursts in and asks if someone called him.)
#128baneofelvesNov 20, 2008 14:23:44
(immediately begins calling Awesome Dude a drunkard and informs everyone else to pay no heed to him)
just kidding :D
#129Cpt_MichaNov 20, 2008 14:26:44
(Apologizes for interrupting the Awesome Dude's busy schedule by using the Awesome code word on accident.)
(proceeds to eat my deep fried bacon cheeseball)
#130baneofelvesNov 20, 2008 14:30:36
(waits for Micha to have a heart attack :D )
#131Cpt_MichaNov 20, 2008 14:33:20
(Has one and dies. Won't be capable of thought for the rest of the night and back in the morning more likely than not.. if not then monday. Peace out everyone! :P)
#132ADHadhNov 20, 2008 16:26:07
(After seeing how much has the thread grown overnight and assuming it became more hostile, continues to ignore it.)
#133calronmoonflowerNov 20, 2008 16:45:18
(Claims that previous flaming and baiting was a joke, then insults everyone for not having a sense of humor.)
#134Lord_VentnorNov 20, 2008 17:51:59
(Inserts another angry diatribe about arsonists and how they eat babies, more than likely offending many.)
#135TectuktitlayNov 20, 2008 17:55:11
(makes a really tasteless dead baby joke, offending still more people)
#136doomsoughtNov 20, 2008 18:05:09
(goads people into clicking a link to a trap site like 1227.com and laughs at those who complain)
(ooc)actually did this on the other for the fun of it argument thread.
#137TectuktitlayNov 20, 2008 18:07:40
(because you know it had to happen eventually, gratuitous rickroll link, just to see how many people will click on a link after the previous poster; lulz all around)
#138pigknightNov 20, 2008 18:16:37
(Insert link to TV Tropes.com causing you to lose 2+ hrs of your life.)
#139innabinderNov 20, 2008 18:25:19
(Posts ad hominem attacks against all previous posters with the letter L in their screen names, then reports thread to ORCs for various Godwinizations).
#140minja_dupNov 20, 2008 18:37:12
(ZB posts an explanation that the term was neither his nor an invention to classify Minja in any way - the phrase has been around forever and ZB shamelessly stole it from a friend who now lives in Vegas and has no way of dealing with ZBs shameless theft - proceeds to feel bad for Minja's disappointment and attempts a correction - Awesome Schmawsome? :P)
(after being rick rolled, whilst singing that tune in her head, exchanges all kinds of flirtatious pleasantries with Zombie Babies, and adds an emoticon after each sentence.)
#141ShiftkittyNov 20, 2008 18:50:50
(Completely irrelevant story about my brother, the World's Worst DM, that is only remotely connected to the original post in a manner remeniscent of Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon.)
#142minja_dupNov 20, 2008 19:04:02
(Completely irrelevant story about my brother, the World's Worst DM, that is only remotely connected to the original post in a manner remeniscent of Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon.)
(aimlessly points out completely off topic that Gary Gygax is only two degrees away from Kevin Bacon, if television shows are allowed)
#143Lord_VentnorNov 20, 2008 19:05:21
(Claims to be Kevin Bacon.)
#144baneofelvesNov 20, 2008 19:23:14
(claims to be Gary Gygax)
#145TectuktitlayNov 20, 2008 19:26:53
(attempts to refute the claims of both previous posters with an enormous wall of text logically laying out a proof that there are SEVEN degrees of separation between these two imposters, therefore disproving either is who they say they are; Proclaims his amazement that these two managed to find seven degrees of separation to begin with!)
#146minja_dupNov 20, 2008 19:27:00
(claims to be Kath Soucie)
#147baneofelvesNov 20, 2008 19:31:33
(claims to be ManBearPig)
#148TectuktitlayNov 20, 2008 19:39:59
(claims to be Al Gore...and is totally cereal!)
#149doomsoughtNov 20, 2008 20:28:19
(posts a "Kill it with fire!!!" pic, and then goes into a longwinded and logicaly taxing rant on why certain posters need a healthy dose of napalm, uses the word hollywoodtard at least 5 times)
#150minja_dupNov 20, 2008 20:46:56
(claims to be fireproof)
#151pigknightNov 20, 2008 20:48:27
(Insert post about "chargin' mah lahzars" or somesuch.)
#152Lord_VentnorNov 20, 2008 20:55:20
(claims to be fireproof)
(Proves in well-thought out 50-page essay that this is completely not the case. Due to the inflammatory language the poster used earlier (along with pretending to be Kevin Bacon), no one takes the post seriously.)
#153TectuktitlayNov 20, 2008 21:06:16
(posts an "Epic Fail" pic, with lots of rofl smilies and pointing)
#154minja_dupNov 20, 2008 21:14:30
(Proves in well-thought out 50-page essay that this is completely not the case. Due to the inflammatory language the poster used earlier (along with pretending to be Kevin Bacon), no one takes the post seriously.)
(goes on to make up fictional stories about hanging out on the set with Kevin Bacon, sharing lunch, meeting his wife and discussing the intricacies of international ping pong competition over a Venti Non-Fat Dirty Pumpkin Chai Latte Steamed Extra Hot at Starbucks. Then at the end tries to make a link between the OP and Starbucks in a vain attempt to bring the post back on topic)
#155calronmoonflowerNov 20, 2008 21:19:29
(Insincerely apologizes for previous baiting, flaming and whines about being attacked.)
#156dirtyfrankNov 20, 2008 21:20:28
(goes on to make up fictional stories about hanging out on the set with Kevin Bacon, sharing lunch, meeting his wife and discussing the intricacies of international ping pong competition over a Venti Non-Fat Dirty Pumpkin Chai Latte Steamed Extra Hot at Starbucks. Then at the end tries to make a link between the OP and Starbucks in a vain attempt to bring the post back on topic)
(Believes the obviously fictional story and asks Minja about the experiences she had, which causes the thread to remain off topic.)
#157baneofelvesNov 20, 2008 23:42:06
(pulls out flamethower and begins flaming other posters. claims to be Thor)
#158pigknightNov 20, 2008 23:56:22
(Post about "I'm a firin' mah lahzars! SHOOP-DA-WHOOP!" or somesuch.)
#159Lord_VentnorNov 21, 2008 0:42:34
(Post about "I'm a firin' mah lahzars! SHOOP-DA-WHOOP!" or somesuch.)
(Screams in agony as lahzers impact his body. Does not shoop-da-whoop.)
#160jasonorlandohawkNov 21, 2008 0:44:53
(Begins to make intelligent rebuttal of OP, but then realizes that he has pie in the fridge. Wanders off before he can sound intelligent.)
#161QubeNov 21, 2008 1:02:08
(wonders how this thread got off-topic again ...)
@baneofelves 'claims to be Gary Gygax'. LOL. I'll need to see a bluff check for that one ...
#162calronmoonflowerNov 21, 2008 3:00:26
(Pulls out a violin and plays the "Poor pitiful me card, again.)
#163Lord_VentnorNov 21, 2008 3:12:53
(Still bleeding from getting hit with Lahzer earlier. Somehow manages to download the actual bloodstains onto the internet.)
#164dremik-the-taupeNov 21, 2008 6:23:58
(pulls out flamethower and begins flaming other posters. claims to be Thor)
(Being reminded of a useless college minor, sees opening in mention of Thor to justify trailing off topic in discussion of minority religions in Europe and North Africa. Mentions very detailed studies no one has or ever will see. Complains about Phillies.)
#165zombie_babiesNov 21, 2008 8:30:55
(makes a really tasteless dead baby joke, offending still more people)
(states that there is no such thing as a tasteless dead baby joke and that any offended by such jokes are babies themselves ... wait a second ... oh, makes another dead baby joke and wonders aloud where Micha is with all the dead baby floatin' around)
(after being rick rolled, whilst singing that tune in her head, exchanges all kinds of flirtatious pleasantries with Zombie Babies, and adds an emoticon after each sentence.)
(explains to Minja that - while immensely flattered - the interwebz relationship can never extend further than flirtations because ZB is actually Rick Astley and therefore largely uninterested in women, thanks Minja and other posters for showing such interest in his greatest achievement and for making him relevant again after too much time out of the limelight, proceeds to ask Minja where she buys her shoes, all the while using far too many emoticons in his response - cuz they're cute)
#166dirtyfrankNov 21, 2008 9:19:09
(explains to Minja that - while immensely flattered - the interwebz relationship can never extend further than flirtations because ZB is actually Rick Astley and therefore largely uninterested in women, thanks Minja and other posters for showing such interest in his greatest achievement and for making him relevant again after too much time out of the limelight, proceeds to ask Minja where she buys her shoes whilst using far too many emoticons - cuz they're cute)
(Asks dumb question: Which one, the shoes or the emoticons? [doesn't notice that there was nothing added to the conversation])
#167zombie_babiesNov 21, 2008 9:35:58
(Asks dumb question: Which one, the shoes or the emoticons? [doesn't notice that there was nothing added to the conversation])
(takes great offense to the question and insults the questioner's intelligence because he felt that he presented it clearly - he then edits the quoted post to make it as clear as it should have been and accuses the questioner of altering the text in a pathetic attempt to make him (ZB) look bad)
#168pigknightNov 21, 2008 9:58:54
(Insert quote here.)
(Insert childish insult here. Such as "Your Stupid.")
#169jasonorlandohawkNov 21, 2008 10:49:50
(Unintentionally ignites entirely new flame war by asking posters if a Katana would be sufficient to slice pumpkin pie.)
#170TectuktitlayNov 21, 2008 11:01:28
(sexually inappropriate "American Pie" reference)
#171batshidoNov 21, 2008 11:40:48
(Unintentionally ignites entirely new flame war by asking posters if a Katana would be sufficient to slice pumpkin pie.)
(Feeds newborn flame war by declaring that historically katanas aren't generally capable of cutting even the softest pastry, and certainly aren't worthy of capitalization.)
#172dremik-the-taupeNov 21, 2008 11:43:29
(sexually inappropriate "American Pie" reference)
(Irrelevant trivia about the history of the script and on-set shenanigans of the film "American Pie")
#173baneofelvesNov 21, 2008 11:44:58
(Feeds newborn flame war by declaring that historically katanas aren't generally capable of cutting even the softest pastry, and certainly aren't worthy of capitalization.)
(begins making illogical argument about why Katanas are useless)
#174zombie_babiesNov 21, 2008 11:58:37
(explains to the woefully unknowledgeable kATaNa posters that kATaNas are only useful if the blade is made of uranium and, if this is the case, the thing can certainly tackle pastry ... well, most pastries - don't get me started on Adamantine Crullers ...)
#175baneofelvesNov 21, 2008 12:01:24
(explains to the woefully unknowledgeable kATaNa posters that kATaNas are only useful if the blade is made of uranium and, if this is the case, the thing can certainly tackle pastry ... well, most pastries - don't get me started on Adamantine Crullers ...)
(begins an off topic conversation about uranium)
#176pigknightNov 21, 2008 12:02:12
(Insert witty post.)
#177AerodythNov 21, 2008 12:12:47
(explains to the woefully unknowledgeable kATaNa posters that kATaNas are only useful if the blade is made of uranium and, if this is the case, the thing can certainly tackle pastry ... well, most pastries - don't get me started on Adamantine Crullers ...)
(Asks why stop with a uranium blade and states they should upgrade to a pure diamond with a mono-filament edge)
#178roxlimnNov 21, 2008 12:16:52
(insert lame attempt to give a witty rejoinder)
#179batshidoNov 21, 2008 12:20:24
(Asks why stop with a uranium blade and states they should upgrade to a pure diamond with a mono-filament edge)
(Long treatise about the availability of uranium and diamond in the Japanese islands, and the smithing techniques of feudal Japan.)
(Ends by calling previous poster "noob.")
#180corncobNov 21, 2008 12:24:16
(Top-posts agreement and quotes entire first post.)
(Insert huge wall of text that has a controversial statement embeded into it.)
#181eleranNov 21, 2008 12:30:32
(Insert huge wall of text that has a controversial statement embeded into it.)
(Asks for original wall of text to be broken up into smaller paragraphs for ease of reading)
#182minja_dupNov 21, 2008 12:30:36
(explains to Minja that - while immensely flattered - the interwebz relationship can never extend further than flirtations because ZB is actually Rick Astley and therefore largely uninterested in women, thanks Minja and other posters for showing such interest in his greatest achievement and for making him relevant again after too much time out of the limelight, proceeds to ask Minja where she buys her shoes, all the while using far too many emoticons in his response - cuz they're cute)
(responds that she shops at sporting goods stores, high end trendy shoe shops and pays way too much, flirts with other posters, then comments that she is on the way to Starbucks and asks everyone if they want anything)
#183zombie_babiesNov 21, 2008 12:33:19
(responds that she shops at sporting goods stores, high end trendy shoe shops and pays way too much, flirts with other posters, then comments that she is on the way to Starbucks and asks everyone if they want anything)
(thanks Minja for the shopping tips and requests an iced-coffee (black), flirts with same posters Minja does for teh lulz)
#184TectuktitlayNov 21, 2008 12:40:27
(Asks for original wall of text to be broken up into smaller paragraphs for ease of reading)
(responds
with
a
wall
of
text
post
broken
up
in
the
most
annoying
way
possible)
#185corncobNov 21, 2008 12:42:34
(Asks for original wall of text to be broken up into smaller paragraphs for ease of reading)
#186TectuktitlayNov 21, 2008 12:44:29
(wall of text response of mostly nonsense in the most annoying color possible)
#187eleranNov 21, 2008 12:49:01
(reports cornboy for using a derogatory term (f4nboy))
#188corncobNov 21, 2008 12:50:23
(wall of text response of mostly nonsense in the most annoying color possible)[/QUOTE
#189Lord_VentnorNov 21, 2008 13:02:06
(Vehemently defends katanas as the coolest thing ever. Makes such claims that they can cut through, among other things: trees, tanks, the space-time continuum, and Chuck Norris. Proceeds to flame anyone who says otherwise with a katana, which of course can shoot flames (provides link to random website citing it as a historical fact).)
#190minja_dupNov 21, 2008 13:07:14
(thanks Minja for the shopping tips and requests an iced-coffee (black), flirts with same posters Minja does for teh lulz)
(returns from Starbucks with an iced coffee for ZB but can't figure out how to load it to the net so instead gives ZB a cookie. , noting that it is chocolate with M&Ms, and looks around for DF, stating she got him a cookie as well. Insinuates that men obsessed with Katanas have issues, wonders out loud where the sniper with the laser gun is?)
#191zombie_babiesNov 21, 2008 13:13:39
(returns from Starbucks with an iced coffee for ZB but can't figure out how to load it to the net so instead gives ZB a cookie. , noting that it is chocolate with M&Ms, and looks around for DF, stating she got him a cookie as well. Insinuates that men obsessed with Katanas have issues, wonders out loud where the sniper with the laser gun is?)
(attempts to eat the cookie and finds that monitor doesn't taste too great and that flat-screens are certainly not as filling as the ol' school monitors from back 'n the day. proceeds to write diatribe about how back 'n the day was superior to now 'n the day. appologizes to Minja for having a dead battery in the laser gun and asks if anyone can help locate one. posts top 10 reasons why Chuck Norris is better than Vin Diesel, kATaNas, uranium, cookies and laser guns. posts another random and stupid meme)
#192baneofelvesNov 21, 2008 13:33:07
(puts a battery in the laZOR gun, and immediately begins firing on the Katana lovers, H4ters, and f4anboys.)
#193corncobNov 21, 2008 13:39:49
(Obscure YTMND meme)
#194dirtyfrankNov 21, 2008 13:42:24
(returns from Starbucks with an iced coffee for ZB but can't figure out how to load it to the net so instead gives ZB a cookie. , noting that it is chocolate with M&Ms, and looks around for DF, stating she got him a cookie as well. Insinuates that men obsessed with Katanas have issues, wonders out loud where the sniper with the laser gun is?)
(thanks Minja for the cookie but is uncertain on how to get the cookie off of the net. Wonders if men with obsessions with swords other than Katanas have issues.)
#195minja_dupNov 21, 2008 13:48:31
(after hearing from DF, happily produces the cookie. , looks in the bag still has three left wondering who to give them to. Asks if the topic has been sufficiently discussed, ponders starting a thread for one of the many off topic discussions started here, then realizes she has never started a thread, and reconsiders.)
#196zombie_babiesNov 21, 2008 13:53:13
(finds Minja's lack of thread starting intriguing and suggests someone (not Minja) start a thread about how hard it can be to start a thread for some people that, though they participate in threads, have yet to start a thread. posts a multi-paragraph explanation of his favorite thread (actual thread, not net posts), thread colors and applications of these threads)
#197dirtyfrankNov 21, 2008 13:54:06
(starts a very long post about starting threads, so that Minja may reconsider her reconsideration. Does a poor job listing pros and cons of threads. Makes many grammatical errors, which make the long post difficult to read.)
#198baneofelvesNov 21, 2008 14:02:06
(takes a flamethrower and begins torching all Zombie Babies in sight)
#199minja_dupNov 21, 2008 14:02:54
(reconsiders her reconsideration, then notices something shiny on the ground and decides to leave her computer and go for a bike ride)
#200dirtyfrankNov 21, 2008 14:03:38
(writes how he is offended and sickened that someone would want to torch babies, even if they are zombies.)
#201baneofelvesNov 21, 2008 14:10:08
(force chokes Dirtyfrank over the internet, then resumes baby burning. writes long, well thought post about the evils of book burning)
#202awesome_dudeNov 21, 2008 14:10:37
(wall of text response of mostly nonsense in the most annoying color possible)
Disagrees.
#203dirtyfrankNov 21, 2008 14:30:21
(Once dirtyfrank gets dirtyfrank's breath back, dirtyfrank sees all of the burnt zombie babies and is saddened. Then an idea comes to dirtyfrank so dirtyfrank looks up the resurrection ritual. Dirtyfrank then starts to prepare the ritual so that the babies can become living babies once more. Dirtyfrank wonders if dirtyfrank spelled dirtyfrank backwards [knarfytrid] if dirtyfranks initials would go from DF to KY. Dirtyfrank then starts to think about KY Jelly. :D)
#204baneofelvesNov 21, 2008 14:38:12
(just as DirtyFrank gets to the most complicated part of the ritual, Bane Of Elves force chokes him once again, and steals/destroys all the ritual components, laughing madly. He then goes to get Ice Cream, hoping he can find his favored burned zombie baby flavor)
#205dirtyfrankNov 21, 2008 14:44:12
(After baneofelves (soon to be baneofundeadbabies) disrupts the ritual and leaves dirtyfrank is glad that his precautionary illusion worked. The ritual is continued and the babies are successfully revived. I decide that I want to go fishing so I decide to bait and troll to evoke emotional responses from posters.)
#206zombie_babiesNov 21, 2008 14:49:04
(posts wonderment at how this thread o' fun devolved from snarky sterotyping of posting habits and trends to odd, anti-zombie RP)
EDIT: (adds a plea to get back on the off-topic)
#207dirtyfrankNov 21, 2008 15:14:39
(Flames ZB for wanting to get on-topic. States that everything that can be said about the discussion has already been stated. begins again with the off-topic discussion.)
#208zombie_babiesNov 21, 2008 15:25:08
(calmly reminds df that he (ZB) said that we should get back on the off topic and not that we needed to be on topic, then makes several unflattering comparisons of df's mother to various farm animals, garden implements and Roseanne Barr)
#209dirtyfrankNov 21, 2008 15:36:59
(I don't seem to be bothered that you compared my mother to farm animal. My post continues on about how this may be because your mom didn't seem to mind this farm animal (df) last night. Continues on by stating that ZB's mom is into bestiality.)
#210zombie_babiesNov 21, 2008 15:42:19
(who's mom isn't? continues to discuss the benefits of coming from an open-minded family using NC-17 language)
#211dirtyfrankNov 21, 2008 15:51:19
(Angered by ZB's usage of strong, controversial, and offending language, I (df) report ZB's post (along with many of ZB's other posts). Writes a post about how everything was meant to be a joke and that there are no hard feelings.)
#212pigknightNov 21, 2008 15:52:43
Ok guys the whole premise of the thread is to satire generic responses to controversial comments. Wrapping your words in parenthesis does not make it generic. You want little if any detail.
#213TectuktitlayNov 21, 2008 15:56:11
(Starts another, lengthy thread completely unrelated to a single piece of content in this thread. It is inexplicably merged with this thread within hours.)
#214awesome_dudeNov 21, 2008 15:56:13
Ok guys the whole premise of the thread is to satire generic responses to controversial comments. Wrapping your words in parenthesis does not make it generic. You want little if any detail.
(Agrees.)
#215TectuktitlayNov 21, 2008 15:58:14
Ok guys the whole premise of the thread is to satire generic responses to controversial comments. Wrapping your words in parenthesis does not make it generic. You want little if any detail.
(Posts offensive picture that relates to controversial topic.)
#221doomsoughtNov 21, 2008 18:02:35
(posts even more offensive one that doesn't)
#222awesome_dudeNov 21, 2008 18:05:11
(Directs topic towards new picture by whining about it publicly instead of reporting it.)
#223calronmoonflowerNov 21, 2008 18:47:50
(accuses the moderation of being biased)
(Asks board to be civil)
(Accuses poster of trolling.)
#224corncobNov 21, 2008 21:38:39
(Obscure YTMND meme)
#225doomsoughtNov 21, 2008 21:54:24
(states the above is as meme and then leads the thread off on a tangent about memes, their definition, and how they propagate, which becomes a greatly meaning full and educating discussion until some one brings up a 4-chan meme.)
#226kazuhiroNov 21, 2008 22:18:55
[UNWARRANTED EXPRESSION OF FURIOUS HATRED AGAINST /B/TARDS]
#227AerodythNov 21, 2008 22:59:27
(Long treatise about the availability of uranium and diamond in the Japanese islands, and the smithing techniques of feudal Japan.)
(Ends by calling previous poster "noob.")
(Ignores [h] the [i] entirety [d] of [d] the [e] rest [n] of [ ] the [f] thread [l] to [a] lecture [m] the [e] above [ ] on [o] the [n] difference [ ] between [q] hypothetical [u] and [o] actual [t] concepts [e] but [e] keeps it civil.)
#228thesarcasticsageNov 21, 2008 23:00:57
(Accuses poster of trolling.)
(Flames poster for blatant trolling, using far worse language and more violations of the CoC then previous poster)
#229pigknightNov 21, 2008 23:29:30
(Ignores [h] the [i] entirety [d] of [d] the [e] rest [n] of [ ] the [f] thread [l] to [a] lecture [m] the [e] above [ ] on [o] the [n] difference [q] between [u] hypothetical [o] and [t] actual [e] concepts [e] but keeps it civil.)
Nice, (>^o^)>
#230calronmoonflowerNov 22, 2008 0:27:42
(Flames poster for blatant trolling, using far worse language and more violations of the CoC then previous poster)
(butts into thread, commenting on how redundant this all is)
#235Lord_VentnorNov 22, 2008 3:02:23
(butts into thread, commenting on how redundant this all is)
(Laughs childishly at the word "butts.")
#236balcinokNov 22, 2008 3:52:08
This seems to have gone from stating what generic responses would come from a generic controversial statement to a slipshod form of RP-ing.
\/\/007 4 73H 1l\l73R\/\/3b5.
God I feel dirty.
*scrub scrub* WHY WON'T IT COME OFF!?
#237Lord_VentnorNov 22, 2008 3:57:01
This seems to have gone from stating what generic responses would come from a generic controversial statement to a slipshod form of RP-ing.
\/\/007 4 73H 1l\l73R\/\/3b5.
God I feel dirty.
*scrub scrub* WHY WON'T IT COME OFF!?
(Hey! Stay on topic!)
#238calronmoonflowerNov 22, 2008 4:13:10
(Continues to whine about being attacked, while punctiliously insulting everyone else.)
#239awesome_dudeNov 22, 2008 7:21:03
(Writes bombastic speech that implicitly insults 99% of the world's population while declaring himself the most intelligent human on earth.)
#240stardrifterNov 22, 2008 8:10:01
(adds a quote from complete psycho/bigot and proclaims it to be inspired from on high, proclaims above quote to be the answer to the thread)
(Ads totarly mispeled wal ov text purely.:?! to. bait, the! grammar; "nazis'",?<>.)
#241Cpt_MichaNov 22, 2008 8:24:34
(makes statement that only Jehuty can use a Katana effectively and that Katanas were only effective because they dealt with lightly armored targets)
#242RUMPLESTIXNov 22, 2008 8:31:30
(Write longwinded, academically sound and well supported argument that nobody
(Refutes argument in hurried fashion: misspellings, run-on sentences and sentence fragments, among other posting errors...)
#243RUMPLESTIXNov 22, 2008 8:33:59
(Write longwinded, academically sound and well supported argument that nobody reads
(Corrects mistakes, finally)
#244m-barkNov 22, 2008 8:55:57
(Makes a statement about how long this thread has gone on in the manner it has.)
#245roxlimnNov 22, 2008 8:57:09
M-bark:
(flame)
#246pigknightNov 22, 2008 9:40:20
(Insert link to Cheesecake porn.)
#247minja_dupNov 22, 2008 10:00:46
(flame, talks about shoes and coffee, defends the thread's length as obviously filling a need on these forums as nothing else is at the moment)
#248fenrisrolfeNov 22, 2008 10:20:57
(Insert link to Cheesecake porn.)
(Wonders why link won't work. Random accusations of trolloping. [which is like trolling, only done in drag])
#249batshidoNov 22, 2008 11:14:45
This seems to have gone from stating what generic responses would come from a generic controversial statement to a slipshod form of RP-ing.
\/\/007 4 73H 1l\l73R\/\/3b5.
God I feel dirty.
*scrub scrub* WHY WON'T IT COME OFF!?
(Reports for attempted derailment.)
#250orc_taoNov 22, 2008 12:26:42
(Reminds everyone to keep posts on topic and civil. Makes reference to Code of Conduct and possible repercussions of further baiting/flaming/LOLcatting.)
#251TectuktitlayNov 22, 2008 12:51:58
(Reminds everyone to keep posts on topic and civil. Makes reference to Code of Conduct and possible repercussions of further baiting/flaming/LOLcatting.)
(has the gall to actually bait and flame the ORC, posting taunting lolcats, and hiding multiple rickrolls and links to 4chan...with a sockpuppet on an altogether separate account :D)
#252dirtyfrankNov 22, 2008 13:56:21
(Insert link to Cheesecake porn.)
(calls you childish and immature for doing this. Reports your post.)
(flame, talks about shoes and coffee, defends the thread's length as obviously filling a need on these forums as nothing else is at the moment)
(says shoe talk is girly, and then claims that this means that you are incapable of contributing to the topic because of it.)
(Reminds everyone to keep posts on topic and civil. Makes reference to Code of Conduct and possible repercussions of further baiting/flaming/LOLcatting.)
(Complains that the administrators are trying to shut down one of the last valid, civil, and intellectual discussions in the off-topic tavern when there is little reason to do so.)
#253roxlimnNov 22, 2008 14:26:26
(gets on the "anti-elitism" bandwagon, loudly claiming that the posters on this thread are being persecuted unduly)
#254serphetNov 22, 2008 14:47:40
(insert bacon)
#255TectuktitlayNov 22, 2008 14:54:00
(insert pie)
#256Lord_VentnorNov 22, 2008 15:03:05
(Continues to whine about being attacked, while punctiliously insulting everyone else.)
(Whines about being attack, then returns flames with high prejudice.)
#257corncobNov 22, 2008 15:09:04
(Tries to force Delicious Baked Goods meme.)
#258TectuktitlayNov 22, 2008 15:11:50
(insert bacon apple pie)
#259AerodythNov 22, 2008 15:56:01
(Insert Lima-bean cookies)
#260calronmoonflowerNov 22, 2008 16:13:15
(Whines about being attack, then returns flames with high prejudice.)
(Melodramatically acts like a victim, while subtly insulting.)
(makes statement that only Jehuty can use a Katana effectively and that Katanas were only effective because they dealt with lightly armored targets)
(reminds the good Captain that a katana is a sword but a Katana is a Japanese-built motorcycle and then questions a reference earlier in the thread about cutting a pie with a motorcycle.)
#262doomsoughtNov 22, 2008 16:31:55
(writes a wonderful, logical and thought provoking speech which would cure even the worst porn addict, if it weren't for the link at the end to a rick-roll with CGI pron, placed there just for the sake of irony... almost gets banned except all the mods thought it was funny)
(completely agrees, hating GURPS. Manages, while ranting on and on, randomly changing subjects inexplicably, to post something nearly identical to the original "Controversial Statement", miraculously pulling the thread on-topic unintentionally.)
#269calronmoonflowerNov 22, 2008 20:13:28
(States that F.A.T.A.L. is the best.)
#270TectuktitlayNov 22, 2008 20:21:56
(Controversial statement about sexual violence in games)
#271baneofelvesNov 22, 2008 20:39:37
(states that Racial Holy War is the best RPG)
#272TectuktitlayNov 22, 2008 20:46:37
(Godwin's Law is once again thrown around, taking much longer than expected)
#273minja_dupNov 22, 2008 22:39:51
(defends position about shoe shopping and relates it to the controversial topic and the proliferation of violence in our role playing games, our video games, and on television. Starts campaign for more shoes less violence. suggests a sit in to protest the unjust persecution of posters in this thread)
#274baneofelvesNov 22, 2008 22:48:31
(flames minja)
#275joni-sanNov 22, 2008 22:56:46
*Starts posting images of Bridget, Jun and other Traps*
#276baneofelvesNov 22, 2008 23:05:24
(flames Joni-San for being off topic)
#277calronmoonflowerNov 22, 2008 23:08:40
(flames minja)
(flames Joni-San for being off topic)
(Accuses post of trolling and whines about being attacked.)
#278baneofelvesNov 22, 2008 23:11:54
(Accuses post of trolling and whines about being attacked.)
(laughs at calronmoonflower. pours oil on him and FLAMES WITH RIGHTEOUS FURY.)
#279serphetNov 22, 2008 23:20:27
(unsubscribes from out of control thread.)
#280baneofelvesNov 22, 2008 23:24:24
(flames Serphet for unsubscribing)
#281balcinokNov 22, 2008 23:48:09
(drinks water)
#282baneofelvesNov 22, 2008 23:51:05
(urinates in a 3/4 full bottle of pepsi. leaves it on a table for someone to take and drink :D )
#283batshidoNov 23, 2008 0:06:39
(States that F.A.T.A.L. is the best.)
(Reports poster for obvious mental instability. Fears that such issues may lead to flashy "forum suicide" if left unchecked.)
#284dirtyfrankNov 23, 2008 0:53:58
(defends position about shoe shopping and relates it to the controversial topic and the proliferation of violence in our role playing games, our video games, and on television. Starts campaign for more shoes less violence. suggests a sit in to protest the unjust persecution of posters in this thread)
(Post on how shoes and shoe shopping will not stop violence. Flames those that support shoes.)
#285calronmoonflowerNov 23, 2008 1:29:55
(laughs at calronmoonflower. pours oil on him and FLAMES WITH RIGHTEOUS FURY.)
(Grows stronger from flames.)
(whines about the cruel, vicious, and unproved attacks.)
(Reports poster for obvious mental instability. Fears that such issues may lead to flashy "forum suicide" if left unchecked.)
(States the supposed virtues of F.A.T.A.L. and thereby proving the lack of knowledge of the system.)
(Follows with the supposed flaws of $th and thereby proved the lack on knowledge on this as well.)
#286ShiftkittyNov 23, 2008 1:31:40
(Tries to unsubscribe from thread, gets the "Invalid Forum or Thread ID" error message. Sighs in resignation.)
#287Lord_VentnorNov 23, 2008 4:41:49
(urinates in a 3/4 full bottle of pepsi. leaves it on a table for someone to take and drink :D )
(Drinks Pepsi. Unleashes fury on everyone about him.)
#288joni-sanNov 23, 2008 7:20:58
(Complains about Furries. Suffer not the Furry to live!)
#289baneofelvesNov 23, 2008 11:28:16
(Drinks Pepsi. Unleashes fury on everyone about him.)
(laughs evilly. runs for his life)
#290dirtyfrankNov 23, 2008 13:46:07
(flames baneofelves. Tries to explain that this is a serious discussion and not role playing.)
#291baneofelvesNov 23, 2008 15:17:19
(flames dirtyfrank. ignores him as well)
#292pigknightNov 23, 2008 15:38:18
(Generic post.)
(Generic flame.)
#293baneofelvesNov 23, 2008 15:39:49
(Generic flame.)
(flame, flame, flame, flame, bait, flame, bait)
#294jasonorlandohawkNov 23, 2008 17:50:15
(something about the use of parenthesis and the overly specific nature of the replies to this thread)
(incorrectly assumes that the use of parenthesis has derailed an otherwise critical thread, and begins campaign to prevent the use of parenthesis in responding to this thread...)
(reminds the good Captain that a katana is a sword but a Katana is a Japanese-built motorcycle and then questions a reference earlier in the thread about cutting a pie with a motorcycle.)
:embarrass
(Locates obscure parenthesis-related CoC violation and reports goblin_pride in a lame & ultimately feeble attempt to remove those with a greater knowledge of foreign motorcycles than himself.)
(begins a D&D edition war)
(offers completely innocent question about play testing Pathfinder, again launching unintentional flame war.)
#295doomsoughtNov 23, 2008 18:15:04
(states that BESM is a great system that is impossible to powergame/munchin, with a stron, well thought out post, but the post is deleted due to a link to a torrent for BESM.)
(later banned for the following violations of COC: supporting piracy, logic, and finding a better system at what 4ed tries to do that is not a WOC product)
#296baneofelvesNov 23, 2008 18:31:57
(Generic Post)
(Flame, bait)
#297Lord_VentnorNov 23, 2008 19:06:54
(Flame, bait)
(Sets previous post on fire, literally.)
#298TectuktitlayNov 23, 2008 19:52:11
(Flame, bait)
(Bait, flame...just to mix it up)
#29918DELTANov 23, 2008 21:58:22
(-Makes Controversial Statement about this thread filled with bait and flame.) :P
18DELTA (Chosen of Cyric) :D
#300ioosefNov 23, 2008 22:07:56
(Can't believe this thread got to 10 pages)
#301dirtyfrankNov 23, 2008 22:10:01
(Can't believe that this thread got to 11 pages.)
#302pigknightNov 23, 2008 22:14:03
(Insert post of my awesomeness for making this thread.)
#303Lord_VentnorNov 23, 2008 22:17:00
(Insert post of my awesomeness for making this thread.)
(Flames for creating the thread in the first place.)
#304stardrifterNov 23, 2008 22:57:46
(feels bored so chooses a letter of the alphabet at random and flames everyone starting with the letter B, for no reason but to look for the popping veins on people's foreheads)
(edit:no reason but to make post look bigger)
(edit:same reason)
(edit: yup, same reason)
(edit: e)
(edit: t)
(edit: )
(edit: c)
(edit: e)
(edit: t)
(edit: e)
(edit: r)
(edit: a)
#305goblin_prideNov 24, 2008 3:57:13
(Can't believe that this thread got to 11 pages.)
(I can't believe that the VCLs haven't figured out that this thread is satirizing the new and improved banning of topics.)
#306brimstone_blackheart_dupNov 24, 2008 4:14:56
(I can't believe that the VCLs haven't figured out that this thread is satirizing the new and improved banning of topics.)
(Flames poster for no reason at all.)
(Insert huge wall of text that has a controversial statement embeded into it.)
(Flames OP for starting this thread with huge wall of text.)
(I do have to admit this is a very funny thread! Thread of the Year right here, so please flame away on me for calling it thread of the year! :P)
#307dolza_ironforge_dupNov 24, 2008 4:20:54
(Flames poster for no reason at all.)
(Flames OP for starting this thread with huge wall of text.)
(I do have to admit this is a very funny thread! Thread of the Year right here, so please flame away on me for calling it thread of the year! :P)
(Flames the poster for flaming the Goblin for no reason at all. Go figure this poster is a Dwarf.)
(Flames poster for flaming the op, because this poster agrees with said wall of text)
(Flames poster for calling this the thread of the year.)
#308Lord_VentnorNov 24, 2008 4:22:39
(Flames poster for calling this the thread of the year.)
(Agrees, then flames anyway for the hell of it.)
#309weisthor_dupNov 24, 2008 4:28:32
(Agrees, then flames anyway for the hell of it.)
(Flames poster for agreeing then changes his mind and flames the Dwarf for flaming the little ol'goblin)
#310roxlimnNov 24, 2008 5:14:22
(violates CoC multiple times while flaming flamers for flaming).
#311weisthor_dupNov 24, 2008 5:29:43
(violates CoC multiple times while flaming flamers for flaming).
(Baits Roxlimm into more CoC violations just for the fun of it.)
#312roxlimnNov 24, 2008 5:33:51
(foolishly takes bait, hook, line, and sinker. CoC violations follow)
#313weisthor_dupNov 24, 2008 7:46:01
(foolishly takes bait, hook, line, and sinker. CoC violations follow)
(foolishly takes bait, hook, line, and sinker and flames Roxlimn back with an IP bannable(sp?) post. Major CoC violations in said post!)
:D (This is fun.)
#314QubeNov 24, 2008 8:33:45
(I can't believe that the VCLs haven't figured out that this thread is satirizing the new and improved banning of topics.)
(notes that diskspace is cheap.
+ adds complex compressing algorith usable for text-tupple databases + add calculation of the size of the thread - if the foretold algorithm would be used - complete with RAID-1 and Hamming code.
then notes in size=1 that I have too much free time on my hands)
#315dirtyfrankNov 24, 2008 9:06:31
(I can't believe that the VCLs haven't figured out that this thread is satirizing the new and improved banning of topics.)
(Misunderstands post [If I spent more time to understand I would agree]. Flames GP for supporting the banning of topics.)
#316baneofelvesNov 24, 2008 11:16:45
(generic snide remark)
#317boj0Nov 24, 2008 11:34:11
(wonders how boj0, or anyone for tha matter can consider themselves a kitchen utensil.)
(jumps back into heated argument weeks after initial flaming to fix spelling for a post not related to anything in the past few days)
(EDIT: I know it's spelled "clever")
#318baneofelvesNov 24, 2008 11:39:35
(FLAMES PREVIOUS POSTER)
#319zombie_babiesNov 24, 2008 11:51:39
(I've removed content from this thread because baiting, trolling, and harassment violate of the Code of Conduct. You can review the Code of Conduct here: http://forums.gleemax.com/community_coc.php )
#320boj0Nov 24, 2008 11:56:23
(Asks ZB how he became a mod)
#321baneofelvesNov 24, 2008 12:06:41
(covers previous poster in oil. flames)
#322zombie_babiesNov 24, 2008 12:10:10
(Asks ZB how he became a mod)
(long-winded, vague description of something only tangentially related to the question)
#323batshidoNov 24, 2008 12:12:07
(long-winded, vague description of something only tangentially related to the question)
(Reports for being off topic.)
#324zombie_babiesNov 24, 2008 12:19:14
(Reports for being off topic.)
*sigh*
(I've removed content from this thread because baiting, trolling, and harassment violate of the Code of Conduct. You can review the Code of Conduct here: http://forums.gleemax.com/community_coc.php. Please keep all posts on topic.)
#325baneofelvesNov 24, 2008 12:20:34
*sigh*
(I've removed content from this thread because baiting, trolling, and harassment violate of the Code of Conduct. You can review the Code of Conduct here: http://forums.gleemax.com/community_coc.php)
(reports ZB for impersonating an ORC)
#326zombie_babiesNov 24, 2008 12:22:14
(calmly explains there is no impersonation going on. orcs are not real and therefore cannot be impersonated)
(I've removed content from this thread because baiting, trolling, and harassment violate of the Code of Conduct. You can review the Code of Conduct here: http://forums.gleemax.com/community_coc.php. Please keep all posts on topic.)
(Contacts Customer Service directly to report abuse at the hand of wannabe ORC.)
#329zombie_babiesNov 24, 2008 12:41:15
(exasperated post declaring lack of ability to understand what all the hubub is about with his self-censorship in the guise of an ORC)
(posts pic of cake)
#330Cpt_MichaNov 24, 2008 12:55:39
(Blames love of cake on picture of cake)
#331batshidoNov 24, 2008 12:57:00
(exasperated post declaring lack of ability to understand what all the hubub is about with his self-censorship in the guise of an ORC)
(Godwins)
(posts pic of cake)
("Nazi cake")
(Reports for violation of obscure CoC sub-clause regarding cake.)
#332Lord_VentnorNov 24, 2008 13:05:23
(Eats cake while no one is looking.)
#333zombie_babiesNov 24, 2008 13:06:55
(long post discussing the surprising merits of Nazi Cake hidden behind it's many, many horrors)
(lolcat)
(fetus)
(Chuck Norris kicking cat fetus and "lol"ing)
#334boj0Nov 24, 2008 13:11:04
(jumps in with anti-Chuck Norris flames, calling all "god-like" jokes immature and stupid, while looking like a stupid, immature, underage b& that got booted during Barrens chat)
#335Lord_VentnorNov 24, 2008 13:14:58
(jumps in with anti-Chuck Norris flames, calling all "god-like" jokes immature and stupid, while looking like a stupid, immature, underage b& that got booted during Barrens chat)
(Flames for daring to try and soil the name of Chuck Norris. Lists several (probably fictional) feats that Chuck Norris could do, all located on dubious internet sites.)
#336zombie_babiesNov 24, 2008 13:17:17
(claims to be Chuck Norris and explains that he is incredibly short)
#337Lord_VentnorNov 24, 2008 13:18:27
(claims to be Chuck Norris and explains that he is incredibly short)
(Starts to worship. )
#338boj0Nov 24, 2008 13:19:06
(Flames for daring to try and soil the name of Chuck Norris. Lists several (probably fictional) feats that Chuck Norris could do, all located on dubious internet sites.)
(attacks rebuttle with simple facts about Chuck Norris losing to Bruce Lee and selling out to Bowflex)
(attempts to un-derail thread with link to some legitimate news source explaining the basic argument in OPs wall of text)
#339Cpt_MichaNov 24, 2008 13:36:05
(attacks rebuttle with simple facts about Chuck Norris losing to Bruce Lee and selling out to Bowflex)
(attempts to un-derail thread with link to some legitimate news source explaining the basic argument in OPs wall of text)
(Corrects boj0 by stating he sold out to total gym and not bowflex. Because Chuck understands there's only so much awesome he can be... and by having a bowflex he'd break that limit)
#340baneofelvesNov 24, 2008 14:29:50
(Blames love of cake on picture of cake)
(generic insult to Cpt. Micha, who died by inhaling a bacon cheeseball)
#341AerodythNov 24, 2008 16:38:48
(Waits for the moderators to close the thread due to the irony of doing so)
#342awesome_dudeNov 24, 2008 16:39:10
(claims to be Chuck Norris and explains that he is incredibly short)
(Claims there is only one Chuck Norris.)
#343TectuktitlayNov 24, 2008 17:00:53
(Claims there is only one Chuck Norris.)
(insert convoluted Chuck Norris punching time and creating paradox joke here)
#344Lord_VentnorNov 24, 2008 19:02:08
(Claims there is only one Chuck Norris.)
Refutes argument with flimsy evidence found on a dubious site that claims that Chuck Norris can be in at least 17 and 1/2 places at once. Oh, and flames as well. Can't forget that.)
#345minja_dupNov 24, 2008 20:12:50
(relates chuck norris to the OP and discusses how he would handle the controversial statement, and of course insert a witty paragraph about his shoe buying habits then discuss them in relation to Cynthia Rothrock)
#346dirtyfrankNov 24, 2008 21:47:51
Refutes argument with flimsy evidence found on a dubious site that claims that Chuck Norris can be in at least 17 and 1/2 places at once. Oh, and flames as well. Can't forget that.)
(Point out that this post holds no water because it is not entirely enclosed by parenthesis.)
#347Lord_VentnorNov 24, 2008 22:34:32
(Point out that this post holds no water because it is not entirely enclosed by parenthesis.)
()
#348UndrhilNov 24, 2008 23:27:06
(Controversial statement rehashed to look like some brilliant statement about the economy, world peace and D&D 4e.)
(relates chuck norris to the OP and discusses how he would handle the controversial statement, and of course insert a witty paragraph about his shoe buying habits then discuss them in relation to Cynthia Rothrock)
(lengthy tirade about sexist depictions of females in D&D, with far too many links to drastically inappropriately suggestive and explicit examples)
#370Horus_SungodNov 25, 2008 20:36:28
(Insults the flamer's sexuality for not liking the pictures) :P
#371TectuktitlayNov 25, 2008 20:38:24
(Insults the flamer's sexuality for not liking the pictures) :P
(flames about assumptions, flames about flaming, goes on to say how much he likes the piece, especially the eyes, flames about inappropriate attacks on any sort of sexuality with more overly explicit links to that effect)
#372brimstone_blackheart_dupNov 25, 2008 20:47:13
(lengthy tirade about sexist depictions of females in D&D, with far too many links to drastically inappropriately suggestive and explicit examples)
(Flames Tectuktitlay for flaming Horus_Sungod better than me) :P
(Insults the flamer's sexuality for not liking the pictures) :P
(Insults Horus_Sungod for daring to question my sexuality) :P
#373pigknightNov 25, 2008 20:59:29
(Insert post about getting this sticky'd.)
#374TectuktitlayNov 25, 2008 21:00:50
(Flames Brimstone Blackheart for flaming; link to CoC; report; more flames, just to make sure ya get da message, ya see?)
#375TectuktitlayNov 25, 2008 21:01:46
(Insert post about getting this sticky'd.)
(thirds the motion; slams down gavel)
#376brimstone_blackheart_dupNov 25, 2008 21:02:08
(Insert post about getting this sticky'd.)
(Flames pigknight for wanting to get this topic sticky'd) ;)
#377TectuktitlayNov 25, 2008 21:03:43
(Flames pigknight for wanting to get this topic sticky'd) ;)
(flames for being too short, and not descriptive enough an anime combo)
#388roxlimnNov 26, 2008 1:57:55
(flames all posters in general for percieved slight to anime)
#389UndrhilNov 26, 2008 2:54:02
(Repost of previous post including some new made-up statistics about how anime relates to the personal computer industry.)
#390zombie_babiesNov 26, 2008 8:06:08
(anime is ruining D&D, 4e is too anime, ToB was too anime, anime is for kids, kids are dumb, etc, etc)
#391ShiftkittyNov 26, 2008 8:28:20
(Begins off-topic ramble about Apocalypse Now.)
(Wonders if Kevin Bacon tried out for any parts. Irrelevant story about how an urban legend was circulating that M-16s were made by Mattel. Tries again to unsubscribe, succeeds, but then immediately re-subscribes by posting the M-16 story.)
#392roxlimnNov 26, 2008 8:44:21
(clarifies that anime is none of the things mentioned by linking to TVtropes)
#393stardrifterNov 26, 2008 8:49:37
(finds a bug that translates all of ZB's posts on these boards to Brainsbrains. Brainsbrainsbrains, brainsbrains!! wonders what he is talking about, and wonders if ZB has ever met Stubbs, rebel without a pulse)
#394zombie_babiesNov 26, 2008 8:58:41
(finds a bug that translates all of ZB's posts on these boards to Brainsbrains. Brainsbrainsbrains, brainsbrains!! wonders what he is talking about, and wonders if ZB has ever met Stubbs, rebel without a pulse)
(thought he was typing Brainsbrains the whole time)
(refutes anime rebuttal with personal opinion stated as fact. cites "my group" and "everyone I know" as proof of his claims' veracity)
#395ADHadhNov 26, 2008 9:10:56
(finds a bug that translates all of ZB's posts on these boards to Brainsbrains. Brainsbrainsbrains, brainsbrains!! wonders what he is talking about, and wonders if ZB has ever met Stubbs, rebel without a pulse)
(Goes off-topic about a level he can't beat. Returns to ignoring the thread [which he doesn't do in fact].)
#396stardrifterNov 26, 2008 9:12:54
(remembers with a laugh how stubbs rides a sheep back to town, stopping to pee in the reservoir, thus continuing on the tangent)
#397The_HarlequinNov 26, 2008 9:28:11
(anime is ruining D&D, 4e is too anime, ToB was too anime, anime is for kids, kids are dumb, etc, etc)
(omg their truning dnd inot a vidoegaem11)
#398UndrhilNov 26, 2008 9:35:25
(Rambling post extoling the history of cartoons in history originally being aimed at adults. Post sites Bugs Bunny and other cartoon characters. Post then goes on to point out that japanimation is mainly for adults in Japan.)
#399zombie_babiesNov 26, 2008 9:36:07
(omg their truning dnd inot a vidoegaem11)
(uses several sockpuppets to post the following: +1, QFT, +2, +3, $e, etc)
#400stardrifterNov 26, 2008 9:46:54
(starts an everquest vs WoW fight because he doesn't know enough about anime to flame anyone)
#401Cpt_MichaNov 26, 2008 10:48:30
(Flames stardrifter, for saying that knowledge is required to flame anime.
Flames again because of mentioning MMos)
#402boj0Nov 26, 2008 11:59:42
(calls out anime fans as weaboo nutjobs, flames everyone for not bashing anime fans, gets banned, starts sock puppet account)
#403baneofelvesNov 26, 2008 12:02:34
(flames Boj0 for ninja'ing me)
#404corncobNov 26, 2008 12:14:34
(Wall of text with Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme placed near the end.)
#405RustmonsterNov 26, 2008 12:35:35
(Invokes Godwin's Law)
#406TectuktitlayNov 26, 2008 13:15:54
(Invokes Murphy's Law)
#407Cpt_MichaNov 26, 2008 13:35:07
(Sicks the 99th level red dragon, Maklavar on the thread and burns it to the ground)
#408Lord_VentnorNov 26, 2008 13:38:23
(Sicks the 99th level red dragon, Maklavar on the thread and burns it to the ground)
(Watches dragon fail due Murphy's law having been invoked. Then flames dragon for trying to burn the thread and Cpt_Micha for siccing the dragon on the thread.)
#409baneofelvesNov 26, 2008 13:38:52
(pours oil on the thread to aid the flaming)
Oh, crap! I'm gonna burn too!
{off-topic: casts energy immunity [fire] on self}
#410jasonorlandohawkNov 26, 2008 14:04:56
(Attempts to recruit membership for Anti-Anime Fanclub. Fanclub motto: Don't watch anime! It causes cancer!)
(OOC: b/c I'll probably forget to get online tomorrow, Happy Thanksgiving everyone.)
#411baneofelvesNov 26, 2008 14:08:03
(flames JasonOrlandoHawk)
#412jasonorlandohawkNov 26, 2008 14:14:10
(requests that Baneofelves not use any anime flames so as to prevent the possibility of acquiring cancer.)
#413baneofelvesNov 26, 2008 14:19:40
(flames JasonOrlandoHawk)
OOC: I just feel like flaming you. I dislike most anime as well. I just dislike orginizations even more, since they are ENEMIES OF METAL!
#414doomsoughtNov 26, 2008 14:54:41
(publicly declares a lawsuit, the lawyers are real, as are the documents you find in your mailbox)
#415joni-sanNov 26, 2008 15:38:32
(Attempts to recruit membership for Anti-Anime Fanclub. Fanclub motto: Don't watch anime! It causes cancer!)
(Starts Anime Club. Fight Da Powah!)
#416minja_dupNov 26, 2008 15:45:22
(joins anime fan club, flames anti-anime fans, goes into a long winded explanation about all the different types of anime flames depicted in various movies and the side effects of being burned by anime flames)
#417TectuktitlayNov 26, 2008 16:12:54
(starts to pour water on the flames; Realizes with dread, in a Looney Tunes moment, that he grabbed a nitroglycerin bucket; Yes, he has buckets of nitro; Oh ...)
#418orenthesNov 26, 2008 19:59:40
(Threadcraps, but posts a link to justify arguments, turns out to be a rickroll.
#419The_HarlequinNov 26, 2008 20:03:23
(Threadcraps, but posts a link to justify arguments, turns out to be a rickroll.
(flames for posting a rickroll, posts link to real data...which turns out to be another rickroll.)
#420The_HarlequinNov 26, 2008 20:03:55
(it's not another rickroll, honest)
#421orenthesNov 26, 2008 21:13:25
(flames for posting a rickroll, posts link to real data...which turns out to be another rickroll.)
(accuses the Harlequin of being a lying hypocrite, attempts to get other posters to join in on the flaming against him and his mother.)
#422orenthesNov 26, 2008 21:16:27
(DOUBLE POSTS AN INSULT ABOUT THE HARLEQUIN IN THIS RIDICULOUSLY OBNOXIOUS FONT SIZE!)
#423TectuktitlayNov 26, 2008 21:19:24
(INSULTS YOUR PUNY FONT SIZE, AND LACK OF C0L0R, AND ITALICS!!!<--AND INSUFFICIENT EXCLAMATION!!!!!!)
#424minja_dupNov 26, 2008 21:20:34
(in a surprising turn of events, discusses how the last episode of the Shield relates to the controversial topic)
#425TectuktitlayNov 26, 2008 21:21:31
(Serious, calm discussion about anger issues possessed by TV cops)
#426orenthesNov 26, 2008 21:24:01
(INSULTS YOUR PUNY FONT SIZE, AND LACK OF C0L0R, AND ITALICS!!!<--AND INSUFFICIENT EXCLAMATION!!!!!!)
(Attempts to start a pyramid quote and then makes several obscene jokes about how Tectukititlay has the word "***" (read: a derogatory term for a woman's bosom) in it, then proceeds to make nerdy wisecracks about Tect's name also sounding like something that his dragonborn paladin shat out one day.)
Edit: (Flames the hell out of the guys talking about the Shield and accuses both of them of being trolls)
#427minja_dupNov 26, 2008 21:28:55
(subtly changes the discussion from anger issues to police officer's choice of shoes, clothes, and cars)
#428orenthesNov 26, 2008 21:31:20
(Flames even more, tracks Minja's IP, and then makes a post that discloses Minja's street address, then books a flight to the place nearest to this location)
#429TectuktitlayNov 26, 2008 21:32:03
(subtly shifts the conversation to violence and anger issues within the shopaholic, the shoe-fetishist, and street-racing communities.)
#430pigknightNov 26, 2008 21:33:43
(Insert generic post here.)
#431minja_dupNov 26, 2008 21:34:14
(Flames the hell out of the guys talking about the Shield and accuses both of them of being trolls)
(goes on to talk about the Shield and fast cars, ignoring the poster that can't tell the difference between a girl and a guy)
#432TectuktitlayNov 26, 2008 21:34:23
(insert generic psychological dissection here)
#433ciaranNov 26, 2008 21:45:23
(insert generic psychological dissection here)
(initiates alternate view)
(goes on to talk about the Shield and fast cars, ignoring the poster that can't tell the difference between a girl and a guy)
(insinuates that I can't tell if poster is a girl or a guy)
(Insert generic post here.)
(post)
(subtly shifts the conversation to violence and anger issues within the shopaholic, the shoe-fetishist, and street-racing communities.)
(snarky accusations of poster's passive-aggressive tendancies)
(Flames even more, tracks Minja's IP, and then makes a post that discloses Minja's street address, then books a flight to the place nearest to this location)
(Flames flamer'sa flames before bursting into flame)
(subtly changes the discussion from anger issues to police officer's choice of shoes, clothes, and cars)
(Commentation on hometown's attitude towards law enforcement and eats cookie)
#434theseventhstoogeNov 26, 2008 22:01:31
(having read every single post and wondering at the ability of the posters to have an intelligent conversation about said controversial post, wonders why he even read this thread in the first place. But then tries to calmly present his view, realizing that he will be insulted and put down for daring to even consider writing an opposing view).
TheSeventhStooge...
#435theseventhstoogeNov 26, 2008 22:02:04
(then realizes he should never have even wasted his time in the first place)
TheSeventhStooge...
#436Lord_VentnorNov 26, 2008 22:12:22
(then realizes he should never have even wasted his time in the first place)
TheSeventhStooge...
(Flames for wasting time on this thread.)
#437theseventhstoogeNov 26, 2008 22:14:44
(Flames for wasting time on this thread.)
(Wants to flame back but tries to take the high road. Decides to tell the flamer to prove my point wrong intelligently without insults, if it is even within his intellectual ability to do so)
TheSeventhStooge...
#438roxlimnNov 26, 2008 22:25:53
(proves TheSeventhStooge wrong rationally and politely, then flames him)
#439Lord_VentnorNov 26, 2008 22:27:00
(Wants to flame back but tries to take the high road. Decides to tell the flamer to prove my point wrong intelligently without insults, if it is even within his intellectual ability to do so)
TheSeventhStooge...
(Proves point wrong intelligently and without insults... in my mind. Looks like even more flaming to everybody else.)
#440stardrifterNov 26, 2008 22:30:36
(flames seventhstooge to avoid feeling left out)
#441stardrifterNov 26, 2008 22:31:16
(shameless bump, even though the thread is at the top of the list)
#442TectuktitlayNov 26, 2008 22:32:54
(generic flame)
#443TectuktitlayNov 26, 2008 22:33:59
(genetic flame)
#444TectuktitlayNov 26, 2008 22:34:34
(epigenetic flame)
#445TectuktitlayNov 26, 2008 22:35:07
(epigeneric flame)
#446TectuktitlayNov 26, 2008 22:36:26
(generic flambe)
#447boj0Nov 26, 2008 22:52:45
(C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!)
#448boj0Nov 26, 2008 22:53:58
(generic flambe)
(double posts, then flames Tectuktitlay about spelling)
#449theseventhstoogeNov 26, 2008 23:04:02
(utterly disgusted and lets loose with a diatribe of insults and slander, going well over the line to the point where the moderator bans me from the board for two minutes. Bad language, sexual overtones, racial slurs, nothing is held back. Before being banned, says something about everyone's mother in a terrible and disgusting manner, upsetting even himself after he posts it. Will come on the thread and apologize to everyone when able, or perhaps will come back to the board with a new username. But will not apologize for language or racist sexual overtones. See you in two minutes!)
TheSeventhStooge...
#450RustmonsterNov 26, 2008 23:04:08
(Walks away, muttering obsceneties about the moderation under his breath and shaking his head.)
(Brings up post from first page that everyone has forgotten about, for no apparent reason.)
#451theseventhstoogeNov 26, 2008 23:14:54
(Back from his exile, apologizes profusely to everyone for the insults about everyone's mother. Is extremely sorry and is wanting to let everyone know that such language and slander was uncalled for, and is asking everyone for their forgiveness)
TheSeventhStooge...
#452Lord_VentnorNov 26, 2008 23:22:29
(Back from his exile, apologizes profusely to everyone for the insults about everyone's mother. Is extremely sorry and is wanting to let everyone know that such language and slander was uncalled for, and is asking everyone for their forgiveness)
TheSeventhStooge...
(Does not forgive. Flaming ensues.)
#453theseventhstoogeNov 26, 2008 23:34:24
(Decides to go to bed so his head will clear. Hopes that others will realize that hate-filled diatribe was simply the product of a deranged mind that is tired.
But if not, is preparing more insults and slander to fire back at his enemies on this board. Reading books and downloading on-line sites that are filled with awful filthy names.)
TheSeventhStooge...
#454pigknightNov 26, 2008 23:58:37
(Insert flame here on all that did not give a generic post.)
OMG I just lost my flame virginity!
#455TectuktitlayNov 26, 2008 23:59:43
(generic congratulations ensue)
#456boj0Nov 27, 2008 0:05:29
(Insert flame here on all that did not give a generic post.)
OMG I just lost my flame virginity!
(makes fun for being a flame virgin so long)
OOC: I actually thought you meant real virginity for a sec, was gonna say, this is not how to celebrate...
#457baneofelvesNov 27, 2008 0:24:49
(generic flame to all posters)
#458corncobNov 27, 2008 0:37:47
(generic flame to all posters)
(Puts baneofelves on ignore)
#459baneofelvesNov 27, 2008 0:40:11
(begins long rant about how corncob is inferior and needs to be eaten :P )
#460pigknightNov 27, 2008 0:58:46
(makes fun for being a flame virgin so long)
OOC: I actually thought you meant real virginity for a sec, was gonna say, this is not how to celebrate...
#461roxlimnNov 27, 2008 1:08:22
(flames all posters. Puts the entire board community on ignore.)
#462QubeNov 27, 2008 1:26:46
(bumps thread ... they this thread is not in the first 3 posts anymore :P )
#463kazuhiroNov 27, 2008 1:29:53
[Semi-coherent babbling with the excuse that it's late]
#464Lord_VentnorNov 27, 2008 1:50:31
[Semi-coherent babbling with the excuse that it's late]
(Flames for not using correct form of parenthesis.}
#465roxlimnNov 27, 2008 1:55:31
(wonders aloud where everybody off and went to)
#466kazuhiroNov 27, 2008 2:53:42
[expression of loneliness, imagined to be muttered]
#467manic_manNov 27, 2008 3:31:38
(Replies to original post in futile effort to restore thread to original topic)
#468farmer42_dupNov 27, 2008 3:47:49
(Replies to original post in futile effort to restore thread to original topic)
(subverts poster's goal by using reply to further reinforce opinion on the current leg of off-topic discussion.)
(veers off course further, and posts an opinion that directly opposes that of the first part.)
(Inserts silly signature, before his actual and ungodly-long-without-sblock signature)
#469corncobNov 27, 2008 9:57:50
(Puts Farmer42 on ignore)
#470pigknightNov 27, 2008 10:26:03
(Eetz mah turkay...10 hours early...)
#471minja_dupNov 27, 2008 10:39:29
(laments over the fact that she can't ignore people, relates the controversial statement to the relationship between Turkey and Stuffing on the dinner table, then points out she is having lobster for thanksgiving dinner)
#472baneofelvesNov 27, 2008 10:57:51
(calls minja a freak. begins listening to eminem and sings along with the lyrics, terribly)
#473_jayne_cobb_Nov 27, 2008 10:58:06
(Random argument added long after all productive discussion has concluded and without having read any previous statements)
#474Lord_VentnorNov 27, 2008 11:37:03
(Random argument added long after all productive discussion has concluded and without having read any previous statements)
(Flames for believing that there has ever been a productive argument on this thread.)
#475awesome_dudeNov 27, 2008 12:37:48
(Random argument added long after all productive discussion has concluded and without having read any previous statements)
(Generic massive and unwarranted generalization about the human race.)
#476theseventhstoogeNov 27, 2008 12:48:23
(returns to the board and sees all the crap that has been posted. Wonders why he even returned. But still feeling bad about his previous posts and hopes that somehow, someway, he will be forgiven by this prestigous group of wonderful, intelligent D&D players.
But thinks he is wrong about what to expect and what these hosers are really like)
TheSeventhStooge...
#477The_HarlequinNov 27, 2008 13:04:59
(Insert huge wall of text that has a controversial statement embeded into it.)
(This.)
#478AerodythNov 27, 2008 14:38:10
(Flames for not using correct form of parenthesis.}
(Flames for flaming someone for not using the correct form of parenthesis and not using them in their flame.)
#479theseventhstoogeNov 27, 2008 14:48:24
(Flames for flaming someone for not using the correct form of parenthesis and not using them in their flame.)
(Flames for flaming someone for criticizing someone who didn't use the right kind of parenthesis in their flame.)
TheSeventhStooge...
#480farmer42_dupNov 27, 2008 15:50:39
(Flames for flaming someone for criticizing someone who didn't use the right kind of parenthesis in their flame.)
TheSeventhStooge...
(Reports the whole lot, then makes patronizing statement about how you're distracting from the point and are clearly just trying to get attention on the internet.)
#481goblin_prideNov 27, 2008 16:32:43
(Reports the whole lot, then makes patronizing statement about how you're distracting from the point and are clearly just trying to get attention on the internet.)
(contemplates grievous physical harm, since it was a flurry of superfluous reports that got politics and religion banned.)
#482stardrifterNov 27, 2008 17:35:12
({[QFT]})
#483theseventhstoogeNov 27, 2008 18:08:10
(Reports the whole lot, then makes patronizing statement about how you're distracting from the point and are clearly just trying to get attention on the internet.)
(Indignant, accuses Farmer of trying to fog the central issue by going off on an irrelevant side issue and using my supposed "attention grab" to make myself look good. Not needing attention, nor needing to look good since I already look great, insults Farmer by making a reference to his intellect.)
TheSeventhStooge...
#484baneofelvesNov 27, 2008 18:45:40
(generic insult that questions your parentage)
#485stardrifterNov 27, 2008 18:53:03
(screams "Can't we all just get along" then proceeds to flame everyone on these boards in alphabetical order, seems to get stuck on the late As for some reason...)
(generic post about anime being awesome, and the awesomeness of Deathnote, then the awesomeness of the last episode of The Shield, then discusses the context of the original controversial statement and how it relates to both The Shield and Deathnote)
#488theseventhstoogeNov 27, 2008 20:48:11
(generic insult that questions your parentage)
(Screams, "SAME TO YOU, FELLA!!!")
TheSeventhStooge...
#489baneofelvesNov 27, 2008 20:50:00
I think we're all getting too specific with what we're putting in the parentheses
(generic insult)
#490theseventhstoogeNov 27, 2008 21:31:18
I think we're all getting too specific with what we're putting in the parentheses
(generic insult)
(Makes a general statement that could be insulting or not, intelligent or not, profound or not, kindly or not, funny or not, but is too broad to interpret properly and lacking in context).
TheSeventhStooge...
#491Lord_VentnorNov 27, 2008 21:31:32
I think we're all getting too specific with what we're putting in the parentheses
(generic insult)
(Generic flame for insinuating specificity.)
#492jasonorlandohawkNov 27, 2008 21:44:45
I think we're all getting too specific with what we're putting in the parentheses
(generic insult)
(Once again misinterprets post, and assumes that the problem with the thread is the over abundance of parenthesis. Reignites personal crusade to remove the use of parenthesis from the (Controversial Statement) thread.)
(Flames pro-anime crowd for supporting cancer.)
(Offers to forgive TheSeventStooge for previous rampage & diatribe... in exchange for chocolate cookies or pumpkin pie.)
(Wonders why the baked goods portion of the thread has died down...)
(Write longwinded, academically sound and well supported argument that nobody reads)
(Disagrees with incomprehensible collection of sentence fragments. Again)
#499ADHadhNov 28, 2008 11:16:55
Twelve pages of this? Wow the nerd rating in this topic is OVER 9000!!!!
(Flames Ratinyourwalls for not using brackets and mentioning memes this poster can no longer access. Flames YouTube then.)
#500baneofelvesNov 28, 2008 11:19:19
(flames ratinyourwalls for not having the right number of pages that this thread has. IT'S PAGE 17! PAGE 17!!!)
#501ixien_kotharNov 28, 2008 11:31:33
(Random post that actually belongs in another thread and only got here because I have three tabs open for the forums and can't remember which one was which. Also, Spider Monkeys)
#502minja_dupNov 28, 2008 12:16:49
(flames baneofelves for counting)
#503baneofelvesNov 28, 2008 12:24:58
(generic statement the hints that Minja is just jealous because she can't count that high :P )
#504zombie_babiesNov 28, 2008 12:27:49
(generic statement the hints that Minja is just jealous because she can't count that high :P )
(overly verbose explanation as to why this allegedly generic statement is actually quite specific)
#505baneofelvesNov 28, 2008 12:30:21
(overly verbose explanation as to why this allegedly generic statement is actually quite specific)
(extremely detailed rant about why ZB is not to be trusted and why we should all ignore him so he will leave)
#506minja_dupNov 28, 2008 12:32:26
(flames baneofelves because she can)
#507baneofelvesNov 28, 2008 12:35:25
(questions Minja, doubting that 'she' is actually female)
#50818DELTANov 28, 2008 12:37:52
(-Flames baneofelves for mocking Lord Cyric in another thread, in a different forum!) :P
18DELTA (Chosen of Cyric)
#509baneofelvesNov 28, 2008 12:39:54
(continues to mock Cyric. smited by lightning, gets back up, continues to mock, and gets banned due to repeated violations of the CoC)
BaneOfElves (sworn enemy of that loser, Cyric!)
#51018DELTANov 28, 2008 12:42:06
(continues to mock Cyric. smited by lightning, gets back up, continues to mock, and gets banned due to repeated violations of the CoC)
BaneOfElves (sworn enemy of that loser, Cyric!)
(-Flames baneofelves some more!) ;)
18DELTA (Chosen of Cyric) :P
#511baneofelvesNov 28, 2008 12:47:35
(laughs at the foolish 18DELTA, since my fire immunity is still in effect! BWAHAHAHAHA!)
BaneOfElves (the Bane of Elves and Cyric!)
#512RUMPLESTIXNov 28, 2008 13:08:37
(Write longwinded, academically sound and well supported argument that nobody reads)
(Disagrees with post for the third time. This time, demands other posters respond to this post.)
#513awesome_dudeNov 28, 2008 13:13:29
(Disagrees with post for the third time. This time, demands other posters respond to this post.)
(Quotes entire post. Writes "No.")
#514ixien_kotharNov 28, 2008 13:39:19
(Disagrees with post for the third time. This time, demands other posters respond to this post.)
(Quotes post but doesn't actually talk about the post quoted and rambles so much that you assume he must be drunk)
#515Lord_VentnorNov 28, 2008 13:47:23
(Quotes post but doesn't actually talk about the post quoted and rambles so much that you assume he must be drunk)
(Flames for being drunk.)
#516ixien_kotharNov 28, 2008 14:08:48
(Flames for being drunk.)
(Drunks for being flamed....flames back drunk for being.....flames drink drunk back for.....acknowledges being drunk and wanders off)
#517orenthesNov 28, 2008 14:17:39
(Flames Ixien for improper grammar)
#518jasonorlandohawkNov 28, 2008 16:20:54
(Drunks for being flamed....flames back drunk for being.....flames drink drunk back for.....acknowledges being drunk and wanders off)
(Government funding for the documentary on the secret life of Tuna sandwiches)
#527TectuktitlayNov 28, 2008 23:21:43
(generic funding for a project in some medium on some part of the life of a random subject)
#528TsuulNov 28, 2008 23:42:48
(Obviously hasn't read posts 2, 7, 11, 34 or 56. Posts the arguments present in each as though they were his idea. Even though they were clearly countered in posts 3/4, 9/10/13/21, 13, 37/39, and 57/58/60 respectively.)
#529turalisjNov 29, 2008 0:00:02
(laughs at the foolish 18DELTA, since my fire immunity is still in effect! BWAHAHAHAHA!)
BaneOfElves (the Bane of Elves and Cyric!)
(freezes the bane of elves then asks if he wants to go drow picking)
#53018DELTANov 29, 2008 8:30:01
(-Continues to flame bane of elves.) ;)
18DELTA (Chosen of Cyric) :P
#531dremik-the-taupeNov 29, 2008 9:26:46
(Flames for being drunk.)
(Flames for supposed violation of Ixien_Kothar's rights, citing obscure references to creat an argument that it is unethical to declare another individual guilty of, in this particular case, being drunk. Continues to ramble on about legal matters that noone cares about, anywhere, ever, unless they are drunk. Plugs law firm.)
#532dremik-the-taupeNov 29, 2008 9:33:42
(Obviously hasn't read posts 2, 7, 11, 34 or 56. Posts the arguments present in each as though they were his idea. Even though they were clearly countered in posts 3/4, 9/10/13/21, 13, 37/39, and 57/58/60 respectively.)
(Obviously hasn't read any previous pages of the post well, and not even the entire section quoted above, unknowingly attacking sarcastic statements used as counter examples and refuted in quoted text. Completely misses irony, while including unclear, didactic sarcasm likely to confuse and anger everyone who reads this post.)
#533orenthesNov 29, 2008 13:24:49
(Warns Roxlimn not to flame the gazebo, then realizes it looks like fun, so joins in flaming the gazebo.)
(Has the gazebo attack and kill both of them)
#534jasonorlandohawkNov 29, 2008 13:37:35
( )
#535dirtyfrankNov 29, 2008 14:23:01
(generic post about anime being awesome, and the awesomeness of Deathnote, then the awesomeness of the last episode of The Shield, then discusses the context of the original controversial statement and how it relates to both The Shield and Deathnote)
(flames baneofelves because she can)
(Selectively flames Minja for being Minja. Flame has nothing to do with what was quoted.)
#536pigknightNov 29, 2008 14:57:06
(Flames those that responded to my post in a way I don't like.)
#537dirtyfrankNov 29, 2008 15:25:29
(flames everyone who's username starts with a T and has posted on page 18)
#538RustmonsterNov 29, 2008 16:34:11
(Flames those that responded to my post in a way I don't like.)
(Marmilade)
#539doomsoughtNov 29, 2008 17:54:14
(fascist, fascist, fascist, fascist, fascist, communist, fascist, fascist, fascist, nazi, fascist, obscure reference to a book by musulini, fascist, fascist, F-tard, fascist)
#540TectuktitlayNov 29, 2008 17:56:22
(generic "-ist" rant directed at )
#541UndrhilNov 29, 2008 18:03:46
(Reposts original controversial statement. Posts admonishment for getting thread off topic in the off-topic forums.)
#542turalisjNov 30, 2008 1:27:27
(insert reference to obscure book)
#543Lord_VentnorNov 30, 2008 12:36:44
(insert reference to obscure book)
(Flames for mentioning book he hates with the passion of 1000 undead suns.)
#544UndrhilNov 30, 2008 13:43:19
(Posts idea for new paragon path and race based on undead stars and obscure books.)
#545TectuktitlayNov 30, 2008 14:30:05
(Generic unknowable evils spoken aloud, and unspeakable secrets revealed)
#546dirtyfrankNov 30, 2008 15:13:26
( flames about there being 19 pages of nothing.)
#547TectuktitlayNov 30, 2008 15:24:50
(Generic post about nothing)
#548dirtyfrankNov 30, 2008 15:36:47
(nothing)
#549TectuktitlayNov 30, 2008 15:40:12
( )
#550Lord_VentnorNov 30, 2008 15:57:53
(?)
#551dirtyfrankNov 30, 2008 16:05:24
(:confused responds with ()
#552TectuktitlayNov 30, 2008 16:10:29
(!)
#553Lord_VentnorNov 30, 2008 16:29:24
(:plotting
#554TectuktitlayNov 30, 2008 16:30:49
(:censored
#555Lord_VentnorNov 30, 2008 16:31:54
(:eek
#556dirtyfrankNov 30, 2008 16:33:49
(:lightbulb)
#557dirtyfrankNov 30, 2008 16:34:20
(:rant
#558Lord_VentnorNov 30, 2008 16:37:51
(:uh-huh
#559TectuktitlayNov 30, 2008 16:50:26
(:fight!
#560pigknightNov 30, 2008 17:09:04
(Posts idea for new paragon path and race based on undead stars and obscure books.)
That's a warlock. :P.
And to keep it on topic:
(:mage
#561Lord_VentnorNov 30, 2008 17:10:20
(:monk
#562awesome_dudeNov 30, 2008 17:10:44
(Hates smilies. Everyone who posted them is now on enemies' list.)
(generic, yet rather ridiculously verbose wall of text, only peripherally related to a somewhat random subject which is in turn only tangentially related to but a fraction of the context of the fundamental meaning behind the original controversial statement...astonishingly, without emoticons :D...
..:censored
#611minja_dupDec 01, 2008 20:23:11
( go tectuktitlay go )
#612dirtyfrankDec 01, 2008 20:49:14
(Tells Shiftkitty to shut up and do his knitting)
( ........ .........A long wall of text where poster is unsure if shiftkitty is man or a woman.)
#613pigknightDec 01, 2008 21:08:57
(Is unsure if shiftkitty and minja are men or women.)
#614dirtyfrankDec 01, 2008 21:55:34
(Oh, I am sure Minja is a woman. :D Is not sure if shiftkitty is one. Goes on talking about an elabrate and farfetched theory about how shiftkitty must be some sort of shifter. She (or he) must be one that allows for her (or him) to switch from one gender to the other gender. Cats are awsome.)
#615TectuktitlayDec 01, 2008 22:03:52
(generic rant about gender identity :incog
#616ShiftkittyDec 01, 2008 22:04:00
(Double checks chest area, confirms that they are, indeed, 40Ds and that no fleshy protuberance exists in the lower regions of the body. Asks husband to triple check. Returns a looooong time later...;) Thanks supporters, confesses that knitting is not one of my hobbies, but I will go back to hopping up my truck.)
#617dirtyfrankDec 01, 2008 22:10:01
(Wonders if shiftkitty emplied that she can not shape shift. With a wandering ramble, wonders if shiftkitty is a kitty or a fully grown cat. Such perplexing questions causes head to hurt.)
#618ShiftkittyDec 01, 2008 22:23:03
(Purrs, assuring dirtyfrank that she can appear exactly like his imagination says she does...)
(Also wonders if we're pushing the limits of the site a bit at this point...)
#619TectuktitlayDec 01, 2008 22:26:55
(Random dissertation relating memories of MUDsMUSHesMOOs generic internet programs, connected in no small way to catscatlikefurries random individuals :shifty
#620kazuhiroDec 01, 2008 22:27:29
[Lewd comment directed at Shiftkitty, intentionally belying his maturity level]
#621dirtyfrankDec 01, 2008 22:42:48
(Purrs, assuring dirtyfrank that she can appear exactly like his imagination says she does...)
( :drool
(Also wonders if we're pushing the limits of the site a bit at this point...)
(States that it is OK as long as the banned topic of religion and politics enlightened discussion is not mentioned nor if it is pursued.)
#622Lord_VentnorDec 01, 2008 22:48:01
(Flames no one and everyone, just for the sake of flaming.)
#623TectuktitlayDec 01, 2008 23:40:48
(basks in all of the flames, but not in a religious way...promise :devil
#624boj0Dec 02, 2008 1:44:30
(intrigued at the now awesome turn of events in this thread)
#625Lord_VentnorDec 02, 2008 1:48:55
(intrigued at the now awesome turn of events in this thread)
(Thanks boj0 for giving him a direction to flame and then flames him for his intrigue.)
(**** metallica. They can **** my ***** and eat ** *** with **** **** while ***** a ***** hairbrush **** ****. ***** you, you giant *****. You think ***** can **** when ***** is really ****** door **** don't forget to **** your ****** while I ***** a banana.)
Or, in other words
(long winded rant about how I dislike metallica that makes no sense because too many of the words I used are banned)
#629turalisjDec 02, 2008 11:40:38
(flames Bruce Cordell for making 4e and Complete Psionic so horrid)
#630dirtyfrankDec 02, 2008 12:06:48
(post written in support of metallica.)
Wow, 22 pages of nothing. Can we get it to 40?
#631baneofelvesDec 02, 2008 12:11:01
(flames Ixien Kothar for dissing Metallica's older, better music. Explains that the new sh*t is okay to insult.)
#632dirtyfrankDec 02, 2008 12:14:33
(defends metallica's new stuff within this post.)
#633baneofelvesDec 02, 2008 12:21:43
I know I'm not supposed to get too specific in these posts, I'll only do this once. DirtyFrank, I feel sorry for you. Have a and a . Now, go see your psychiatrist, you obviously have some serious problems that need to be adressed :P
(FLAMES Ixien Kothar with LAVA)
#634ixien_kotharDec 02, 2008 12:47:21
(flames Ixien Kothar for dissing Metallica's older, better music. Explains that the new sh*t is okay to insult.)
(accepts that the older metallica music is good, agrees that the new crap is horrible, but insists that metallica as a unit sucks so much that even capitalizing their name should be outlawed.)
(Insists that anyone who bought the newest metallica cd needs their head examined ....preferably from the inside-out with a shotgun)
(FLAMES Ixien Kothar with LAVA)
(Calmly explains to baneofelves that "Ixien Kother" is Draconic for "Demon of the Inferno" and thus his lava flaming is actually quite relaxing - it feels just like an invigorating massage!)
#63518DELTADec 02, 2008 12:48:47
Wow, 22 pages of nothing. Can we get it to 40?
-I thought that was every thread around here, 40 pages of nothing. ;)
(-Goes back flaming baneofelves.) :P
18DELTA (Chosen of Cyric)
#636baneofelvesDec 02, 2008 12:51:45
(reminds 18DELTA that I am immune to fire, since A) I have protective spells layered over me, and B) I have all of the immunities of 3.x demons and devils. begins foulmouthing Cyric, god of losers :P )
#637zombie_babiesDec 02, 2008 12:54:27
(reminds posters in a very uncivil tone that they are completely missing the intent of the thread and leaves the following clue - it ain't RP)
#63818DELTADec 02, 2008 12:56:03
(reminds 18DELTA that I am immune to fire, since A) I have protective spells layered over me, and B) I have all of the immunities of 3.x demons and devils. begins foulmouthing Cyric, god of losers :P )
(-Continues flaming baneofelves just for the fun of it!)
18DELTA :cheerChosen of Cyric)
#639balcinokDec 02, 2008 14:06:17
I know I'm not supposed to get too specific in these posts, I'll only do this once. DirtyFrank, I feel sorry for you. Have a and a . Now, go see your psychiatrist, you obviously have some serious problems that need to be adressed :P
(FLAMES Ixien Kothar with LAVA)
(-Continues flaming baneofelves just for the fun of it!)
18DELTA :cheerChosen of Cyric)
(Generic comment on there being too much fire contributing nothing to the actual discussion which has now been forgotten.)
#640boj0Dec 02, 2008 15:34:18
)paradox(
#641dirtyfrankDec 02, 2008 15:42:54
):confused
#642TectuktitlayDec 02, 2008 16:04:39
#643TectuktitlayDec 02, 2008 16:05:59
(Oh yeah...also, generic comment insulting a popular musical act :rimshot
Hey guys...I got this off the WoW forums...except it wasn't this good.
#645baneofelvesDec 02, 2008 16:54:09
PigKnight, if I could give you the middle finger over the internet, I would. (I kid, as well. BUT, now that I think about it, maybe we need an f-you smiley. That could come in handy at times!) And PigKnight, you're just jealous because the ladies all go for me! :P I get more chicks than Iron Man does!
(flames PigKnight with lava)
#646TalaeDec 02, 2008 17:02:29
(Random post, assumed to be made with the sole purpose of posting)
doh! Actually, what I was thinking about was a hand that had one finger pointing upward that's blurred. Just so no one can say we don't censor ourselves.
#652dirtyfrankDec 02, 2008 17:29:51
(post explaining that a censored finger is not a smiley. Tries to relate it to the original controversial topic.)
#653baneofelvesDec 02, 2008 17:33:25
(statement that has no relation to the current topic)
#654dirtyfrankDec 02, 2008 17:35:25
(statement that has no relation to the current topic)
(statement that has no relation to baneofelves' statement)
#655TectuktitlayDec 02, 2008 18:00:13
(billing statement)
#656stardrifterDec 02, 2008 18:18:25
(**** metallica. They can **** my ***** and eat ** *** with **** **** while ***** a ***** hairbrush **** ****. ***** you, you giant *****. You think ***** can **** when ***** is really ****** door **** don't forget to **** your ****** while I ***** a banana.)
Or, in other words
(long winded rant about how I dislike metallica that makes no sense because too many of the words I used are banned)
(much longer winded rant that everyone these days sees what bob rock did to metallica and assumes they've always been like that.)
#657stardrifterDec 02, 2008 18:21:11
(accepts that the older metallica music is good, agrees that the new crap is horrible, but insists that metallica as a unit sucks so much that even capitalizing their name should be outlawed.)
(Insists that anyone who bought the newest metallica cd needs their head examined ....preferably from the inside-out with a shotgun)
(Calmly explains to baneofelves that "Ixien Kother" is Draconic for "Demon of the Inferno" and thus his lava flaming is actually quite relaxing - it feels just like an invigorating massage!)
(replies that it actually isn't too bad, and reckons it will take two more albums to get the bob rock stink off them, and that it's a good start)
#658minja_dupDec 02, 2008 19:08:01
So I'm guessing Minja and ShiftKitty are girls...)
(confirms the anatomy , makes a statement provoking a gender based language war , rails against chauvinists , deftly brings it back to the OP , and includes smilies, , smilies , and smilies :bravo
#659dirtyfrankDec 02, 2008 19:14:58
(confirms the anatomy , makes a statement provoking a gender based language war , rails against chauvinists , deftly brings it back to the OP , and includes smilies, , smilies , and smilies :bravo
(:rolleye2
#660pigknightDec 02, 2008 19:19:46
(Oggles Minja and Shiftkitty.)
#661TectuktitlayDec 02, 2008 19:21:00
(confirms the anatomy , makes a statement provoking a gender based language war , rails against chauvinists , deftly brings it back to the OP , and includes smilies, , smilies , and smilies :bravo
(perks up at the mention of anatomy confirmation , perks up more at poking a gender , gets bummed out upon realizing the word was "provoking" :raincloud, gets more bummed out thinking about war , also rails against chauvinists , casually wanders by the OP , and includes far too many :invasion: smilies :headexplo)
#662minja_dupDec 02, 2008 19:28:17
(always responds positively , to excessive , use of smilies. Then concludes with one I have never used :behold
#663TectuktitlayDec 02, 2008 19:35:02
( generic post full of previously unused smilies for no good reason at all :thumbsdow)
#664dirtyfrankDec 02, 2008 19:45:39
(post that shows the excitement that the poster has because it appears that Minja is a babe. Poster discusses how he would most definitely a woman that thinks that s are great monsters. Poster forgot to ever mention anything about the original topic.)
#665dirtyfrankDec 02, 2008 21:27:06
[displays disgust about the direction the thread has gone but in a very stern way. Makes an attempt to put this steaming train back on the rails by ranting about the original controversial statement.]
#666dirtyfrankDec 02, 2008 21:29:55
[displays disgust about the direction the thread has gone but in a very stern way. Makes an attempt to put this steaming train back on the rails by ranting about the original controversial statement.]
(Tells poster that he doesn't have to be such a jerk. Tries to explain that the derailment was just some light mannered humor.)
#667dirtyfrankDec 02, 2008 21:32:39
[tells posters to get back on topic or else he will report them for violating the COC.]
#668pigknightDec 02, 2008 21:33:26
DIRTYFRANK IS ZEE ANTICHRIST!
HE'S RESPONSE #666!
I can't believe this crap has gotten this far. :D
#669dirtyfrankDec 02, 2008 21:33:43
[tells posters to get back on topic or else he will report them for violating the COC.]
(Pokes some fun at dirtyfrank :P)
#670dirtyfrankDec 02, 2008 21:34:56
(Pokes some fun at dirtyfrank :P)
[Rants about immature posters always having to flame others. Reports dirtyfrank for flaming.]
#671dirtyfrankDec 02, 2008 21:38:14
(notices that several posts are missing so he complains about people being to up tight.)
#672dirtyfrankDec 02, 2008 21:48:25
DIRTYFRANK IS ZEE ANTICHRIST!
HE'S RESPONSE #666!
I can't believe this crap has gotten this far. :D
{What do you mean? .....:angelhide...............:evillaugh}
#673Lord_VentnorDec 03, 2008 0:26:47
(Starts singing the lumberjack song and invites everyone to join him. Proceeds to preemptively flame those who don't.)
(Flames Dirtyfrank for having multiple personalities.)
#674dirtyfrankDec 03, 2008 1:05:32
(This post explains my multiple personalities. It also reveals that there are some that have not been shown upon these forums.)
#675calronmoonflowerDec 03, 2008 1:49:02
#676Lord_VentnorDec 03, 2008 3:53:22
#677Lord_VentnorDec 03, 2008 3:53:54
(Steals the free ramen. Believes he is being a badass by breaking the law. No one believes it for a second.)
(Flames that moron for stealing something that was being offered for free.)
#678stardrifterDec 03, 2008 4:55:15
()
#679stardrifterDec 03, 2008 4:55:52
(explains that the previous post was Zen)
#680evilholyguyDec 03, 2008 6:39:49
USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST
(tells Bloodsoul not to quote that for reasons that can't be mentioned)
#681boj0Dec 03, 2008 8:40:51
(tells Bloodsoul not to quote that for reasons that can't be mentioned)
(The Rules...read them)
#682TalaeDec 03, 2008 10:03:26
(Brings up other Monty Python skits like the Ministry of Silly Walks as a completely off topic discussion)
#683TectuktitlayDec 03, 2008 10:13:10
(explains that the previous post was Zen)
( flames for explaining Zen :monk
#684Lord_VentnorDec 03, 2008 10:39:09
(Shoots the sheriff, but forgets to shoot the deputy.)
#685TectuktitlayDec 03, 2008 11:00:10
(Generic activities following random song lyrics)
#686stardrifterDec 03, 2008 11:20:46
(Brings up other Monty Python skits like the Ministry of Silly Walks as a completely off topic discussion)
(starts to wonder whether this is the right room for an argument)
#687TectuktitlayDec 03, 2008 11:21:30
(Generic tirade of insults :rant
#688stardrifterDec 03, 2008 11:22:50
(realises he has the wrong room and goes two doors to the left)
#689ixien_kotharDec 03, 2008 11:43:48
(demands everyone gets back on topic, thinking that the topic is about metallica and how much they suck, forgetting that that was only a short, off topic conversation and finishes by telling everyone that uses smileys that their emoticons are no match for his Decepticons and then posts a smiley of a Decepticon completely invalidating his adversity to emoticons)
#690minja_dupDec 03, 2008 12:23:34
(finishes by telling everyone that uses smileys that their emoticons are no match for his Decepticons and then posts a smiley of a Decepticon completely invalidating his adversity to emoticons)
(tries to warm the cold Ixien Kothar's heart with a gift , some food , and warm emoticons . Then encourages him to go forth and do some good )
#691wychlorneDec 03, 2008 12:27:04
(Write longwinded, academically sound and well supported argument that nobody reads)
(Late but profound reply presenting alternative point of view that also tacitly explains how everyone in the thread is an idiot.)
*Dons flame-retardant jacket*
#692ixien_kotharDec 03, 2008 13:24:44
(tries to warm the cold Ixien Kothar's heart with a gift , some food , and warm emoticons . Then encourages him to go forth and do some good )
(takes message to heart, goes forth and does some good. finds out that good feels shallow and ultimately results in evil, thus invalidating all good. returns to topic to inform Minja that she has ruined his life. Vows to destroy all things good in Minja's life.....but gets bored and sort of just wanders off instead)
#693zombie_babiesDec 03, 2008 15:39:02
*Dons flame-retardant jacket*
(long winded and profanity laced explanation of why the word "retardant" is offensive. applies variation of the word to the poster that wrote it)
#694Lord_VentnorDec 03, 2008 15:49:51
(realises he has the wrong room and goes two doors to the left)
(Believes StarDrifter is about to attack him with a raspberry as he walks in, and takes the appropriate defensive measures.)
(takes message to heart, goes forth and does some good. finds out that good feels shallow and ultimately results in evil, thus invalidating all good. returns to topic to inform Minja that she has ruined his life. Vows to destroy all things good in Minja's life.....but gets bored and sort of just wanders off instead)
(long winded post about the importance of enduring hope and goodness, relates evil to absence of cookies, encourages IK to have another cookie.:cookie
#697fenrisrolfeDec 03, 2008 16:01:40
(long winded post about the importance of enduring hope and goodness, relates evil to absence of cookies, encourages IK to have another cookie.:cookie
(Erudite expression of difficulty with the concept that hope and goodness need to be endured)
-I thought that was every thread around here, 40 pages of nothing. ;)
(-Goes back flaming baneofelves.) :P
18DELTA (Chosen of Cyric)
(Dark and Empty, Flames 18delta for being the chosen of cyric) punk! :P
#700aoricDec 03, 2008 16:33:21
(appears for the first time. refuses to read all previous posts, but inserts opinion concerning the controversial statement that bypasses all previous posts except the first.)
#701pigknightDec 03, 2008 16:53:12
By the way what were the YouTube links?
(Flames those that use sigs but not in the sig box.)
#702TectuktitlayDec 03, 2008 17:30:20
By the way what were the YouTube links?
(Flames those that use sigs but not in the sig box.)
(The Game. Found him. Wins by starting a new tangent.)
#707doomsoughtDec 03, 2008 19:43:19
(*rant on how the only you-tube videos that should ever be watched are the trunk monkey videos, then complains can't get sound of you-tube)
#708TectuktitlayDec 03, 2008 20:03:12
(Confused about the term "trunk monkey", rants about said term profusely, with tons of links to utterly unrelated YouPorn and XTube links; ban-hammer doth commence to fall, hard :OMG!)
#709RustmonsterDec 03, 2008 21:55:18
(Confused about the term "trunk monkey", rants about said term profusely, with tons of links to utterly unrelated YouPorn and XTube links; ban-hammer doth commence to fall, hard :OMG!)
(Laughs at the word "hard")
#710boj0Dec 03, 2008 22:34:09
(still concerned about rules being broken, but now flames Minja for being a source of good in the cesspool of Off-Topic Tavern, flames Tectuktitlay for confusing him with pr0nz on a gamer site, flames Talae for making me lose the Game, flames 18DELTA for being Cyric's favorite, flames Zombie_Babies for being undead, flames Lord_Ventor for not shhoting the deputy, then flames everyone else for associating with these people).
#711pigknightDec 03, 2008 22:40:10
(Flames myself and coats with BBQ sauce.)
#712dirtyfrankDec 03, 2008 22:53:52
(long winded post that claims that everyone that has posted in this thread is :looloo
#713TectuktitlayDec 03, 2008 23:01:21
(deep spoken, high-pitched, whiny, stuttered, staggered, quiet, mousy, rather breathy post about how those other Tectuktitlay fellows he keeps hearing and seeing are , , , and :looloo
(Curses Talae for making him lose "The Game." Gets so upset that he forgets to flame, and retreats to room to play video games.)
#715wychlorneDec 04, 2008 1:29:12
(Meaningless Freudian psychobabble about everyone's unresolved issues with their mothers and childhood pet goats.)
#716calronmoonflowerDec 04, 2008 2:12:01
(Late but profound reply presenting alternative point of view that also tacitly explains how everyone in the thread is an idiot.)
(Explains that this poster is in the thread and therefor this applies to them as well.)
*Dons flame-retardant jacket*
([SMALLCAPS]Flames with the fury of a thousand Suns.[/smallcaps])
#717boj0Dec 04, 2008 6:20:09
([SMALLCAPS]Flames with the fury of a thousand Suns.[/smallcaps])
([SMALLCAPS]Defends with the resolve of a hundred thousand celestial bodies.[/smallcaps])
#718WinterleafDec 04, 2008 6:29:49
(posts a generic "me too" response without clarifying which position they're agreeing with)
#719stardrifterDec 04, 2008 7:25:27
([SMALLCAPS]Defends with the resolve of a hundred thousand celestial bodies.[/smallcaps])
(POSTS A RAMBLING NONSENSICAL POST IN A COLOUR THAT ****ES OFF THE ENTIRE FORUM COMMUNITY< THEN GRABS HIS PATENTED FLAME REFLECTOR)
#720stardrifterDec 04, 2008 7:29:02
(Realises that that colour is real annoying, like, more than he thought, and cringes, followed by insane laughter and annoying smiley:evillaugh )
#721ixien_kotharDec 04, 2008 8:26:32
(long winded post about the importance of enduring hope and goodness, relates evil to absence of cookies, encourages IK to have another cookie.:cookie
(Realizes that cookie is chocolate chip and explodes in fireball of rage due to being lactose intolerant. Spends next 6 hours on the toilet cursing Minja for all he's worth)
[Too much information??]
#722dirtyfrankDec 04, 2008 9:43:15
(Realizes that cookie is chocolate chip and explodes in fireball of rage due to being lactose intolerant. Spends next 6 hours on the toilet cursing Minja for all he's worth)
[Too much information??]
(An extremely long winded and off-topic , written in a very condescending way, that tries to explain to everyone in these forums that Minja is a woman and not a dude.)
#723awesome_dudeDec 04, 2008 10:07:00
(Long post about men's rights and how women should be ashamed for having the audacity to venture out of the kitchen.)
#724dirtyfrankDec 04, 2008 10:14:11
(Long post about men's rights and how women should be ashamed for having the audacity to venture out of the kitchen without her man's sandwich.)
Fixed
(Defends womens rights with a very hastily and poorly put together post.)
#725ixien_kotharDec 04, 2008 10:38:37
(An extremely long winded and off-topic , written in a very condescending way, that tries to explain to everyone in these forums that Minja is a woman and not a dude.)
(Incredibly angry post questioning whether DirtyFrank dropped out of grade school since he [DIRTYFRANK] doesn't seem to know even the very basics of the English Language. Post drips with scorn as he [IXIEN KOTHAR] informs DirtyFrank that the "he" in "for all he's worth" is, in fact, Ixien Kothar since he [IXIEN KOTHAR] is the one doing the cursing.)
(Another post insinuating that Ixein Kothar has first hand knowledge that DirtyFrank's mother is a woman and informing DirtyFrank that Ixien Kothar is, in fact, his [DirtyFrank's] biological father)
(Asserts that differences between men and women are meaningless as we are all going to be eaten by zombies anyway.)
(Flames zombies for trying to eat humankind.)
#727TectuktitlayDec 04, 2008 11:26:24
(POSTS A RAMBLING NONSENSICAL POST IN A COLOUR THAT ****ES OFF THE ENTIRE FORUM COMMUNITY< THEN GRABS HIS PATENTED FLAME REFLECTOR)
(GENERIC INSANE RANTING TIRADE ABOUT ESSENTIALLY NOTHING WHATSOEVER, IN AN EVEN WORSE COLOR!!!!!!!!!! AND! WITH!! FAR!!! TOO!!!! MANY!!!!! EXCLAMATION!!!!!! POINTS!!!!!!!)
#728Lord_VentnorDec 04, 2008 11:32:58
(GENERIC INSANE RANTING TIRADE ABOUT ESSENTIALLY NOTHING WHATSOEVER, IN AN EVEN WORSE COLOR!!!!!!!!!! AND! WITH!! FAR!!! TOO!!!! MANY!!!!! EXCLAMATION!!!!!! POINTS!!!!!!!)
(MY EYES!!! MY EEEEYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEESSSS!!! )
#729TectuktitlayDec 04, 2008 11:48:59
(Generic screaming about his LIVER!!!)
#730baneofelvesDec 04, 2008 13:31:56
(GENERIC INSANE RANTING TIRADE ABOUT ESSENTIALLY NOTHING WHATSOEVER, IN AN EVEN WORSE COLOR!!!!!!!!!! AND! WITH!! FAR!!! TOO!!!! MANY!!!!! EXCLAMATION!!!!!! POINTS!!!!!!!)
That color wasn't really that bad, you know. This one is possibly the most annoying of them all.
#731wychlorneDec 04, 2008 13:46:01
([SMALLCAPS]Defends with the resolve of a hundred thousand celestial bodies.[/smallcaps])
(Commends with the gratitude of a 4-year-old paraplegic halfling.)
#732baneofelvesDec 04, 2008 13:51:28
(DOES THIS HURT YOUR EYES?)
#733TectuktitlayDec 04, 2008 14:45:51
That color wasn't really that bad, you know. This one is possibly the most annoying of them all.
(Rant about how easy it is to make text nearly invisible and force someone to mouse-highlight the text to read it, yet is another thing entirely to make their eyes bleed)
#734dremik-the-taupeDec 04, 2008 16:21:21
(Rant about how easy it is to make text nearly invisible and force someone to mouse-highlight the text to read it, yet is another thing entirely to make their eyes bleed)
(Points out that he uses this color in his signature, so is quite used to the highlighting method of computer reading, which also serves to reduce eye strain over long periods of time with normal text. Continues to ramble on the subject of eye strain and computer backgrounds. Awkwardly changes subject to extremely controversial religious views.
#735stardrifterDec 04, 2008 18:13:12
(wonders just what he started and starts messing with fonts)
#736stardrifterDec 04, 2008 18:16:18
(GENERIC INSANE RANTING TIRADE ABOUT ESSENTIALLY NOTHING WHATSOEVER, IN AN EVEN WORSE COLOR!!!!!!!!!! AND! WITH!! FAR!!! TOO!!!! MANY!!!!! EXCLAMATION!!!!!! POINTS!!!!!!!)
(quotes post with absolutely nothing under it)
#737minja_dupDec 04, 2008 18:22:55
(Realizes that cookie is chocolate chip and explodes in fireball of rage due to being lactose intolerant. Spends next 6 hours on the toilet cursing Minja for all he's worth)
(first points out that they were raisins, not chocolate chips as she is currently training for a half marathon, second, points out that she is indeed a she and not a he, third, declares she is not afraid of zombies, unless they are the new Dawn of the Dead or 28 Days Later style and consequently ninja fast, and lastly points that if she is going to leave the kitchen she is going to do it eating a granola bar with peanut butter layered all over the top of it, not eating some lame sandwich)
#738Lord_VentnorDec 04, 2008 18:45:11
(Poststhathelikestoplayaroundwithcolors.)
#739stardrifterDec 04, 2008 18:48:06
(continues to mees with the fonts, totally ignoring the rest of the thread)
#740TectuktitlayDec 04, 2008 19:21:09
(poSTsARAnsmNotE :incog
#741dirtyfrankDec 04, 2008 20:08:00
(A well thought out post that makes great points. It is the first on topic post for a while but because of the immaturity of the posters, and the length at which it was written, it will just be skipped over.)
#742WebsterDec 04, 2008 22:20:35
(Post wondering why the thread is still active.)
#743Lord_VentnorDec 04, 2008 22:24:44
(poSTsARAnsmNotE :incog
(Begs to PLEASE not hurt his baby, in between outbursts of flaming for kidnapping someone in the first place.)
#744goblin_prideDec 04, 2008 22:39:43
(Post wondering why the thread is still active.)
(points out that this thread is neither political or religious in nature and therefore not banned, but still makes a statement about banning topics by not having one.)
#745TectuktitlayDec 04, 2008 22:50:55
(points out that this thread is neither political or religious in nature and therefore not banned, but still makes a statement about banning topics by not having one.)
(generic rant about pointing out any statements and portions of this thread may or may not be making, referencing, hinting at, or resemble; flames for mentioning the "p" word and "r" word and "b" word and "t" word.)
#746Lord_VentnorDec 04, 2008 22:52:28
(generic rant about pointing out any statements and portions of this thread may or may not be making, referencing, hinting at, or resemble; flames for mentioning the "p" word and "r" word and "b" word and "t" word.)
(generic rant about pointing out any statements and portions of this thread may or may not be making, referencing, hinting at, or resemble; flames for mentioning the "p" word and "r" word and "b" word and "t" word.)
(questions the poster's parentage in an assertive, flaming manner.)
#751baneofelvesDec 04, 2008 23:49:37
(begins FLAMING undead infants)
#752boj0Dec 05, 2008 0:23:04
(begins wondering where Zombie Babies is)
(Demands you return his baby.)
(Gov'ment came and took mah baybee!!)
#753TectuktitlayDec 05, 2008 0:23:12
(Youtube link of undead baby eating miscellaneous small animals...and relatives; comment section full of discussions about the varied degrees of which this video is "totally brutal" :ghosted
#754TectuktitlayDec 05, 2008 0:25:41
(questions the poster's parentage in an assertive, flaming manner.)
(lengthy depressing tale about parents changed to generic undead horrors, full of various implements of destruction, unspeakable evils, tragedy, and of course, brains :raincloud)
#755Lord_VentnorDec 05, 2008 0:35:12
(lengthy depressing tale about parents changed to generic undead horrors, full of various implements of destruction, unspeakable evils, tragedy, and of course, brains :raincloud)
(Apologizes for accidentally turning parents into undead horrors.)
(That rum was really good.)
#756TectuktitlayDec 05, 2008 0:45:22
(ridiculously disturbing post about long pork marinated in rum :OMG!)
#757calronmoonflowerDec 05, 2008 2:29:20
(Posts image of a eldritch horror that shatters the sanity of weaker minded posters.)
#758Lord_VentnorDec 05, 2008 3:02:28
(Posts image of a eldritch horror that shatters the sanity of weaker minded posters.)
(Hah! You couldn't possiblwjfwqjbfwipqjofnqiubwrihbwepiuhqnuihpiuh)
#759ixien_kotharDec 05, 2008 7:32:12
(ridiculously disturbing post about long pork marinated in rum :OMG!)
(tasteless joke about "long pork". *wink wink* *nudge nudge*)
#760zombie_babiesDec 05, 2008 8:05:46
(tasteless undead baby joke)
(takes offense)
(posts recipe for stuffed baby)
(dead baby pic)
(begins wondering where Zombie Babies is)
(right f****** here, you dolt!)
#761batshidoDec 05, 2008 8:19:43
(dead baby pic)
(Reports as LFH/SpearSpike muppet.)
#762QubeDec 05, 2008 8:29:19
(wonders how you guys could get so off-topic)
(quote the OP and posts constructive comment)
#763awesome_dudeDec 05, 2008 8:34:25
(Spam)
#764zombie_babiesDec 05, 2008 8:34:45
(Reports as LFH/SpearSpike muppet.)
(denies allegations. posts another pic. admits to being sock of Nicodamean(sp?);):P )
#765awesome_dudeDec 05, 2008 8:35:32
(Spamsky)
#766awesome_dudeDec 05, 2008 8:36:05
(More spam)
#767awesome_dudeDec 05, 2008 8:36:38
(Delicious spam)
#768awesome_dudeDec 05, 2008 8:37:14
(You guessed it.)
#769batshidoDec 05, 2008 8:45:13
(denies allegations. posts another pic. admits to being sock of Nicodamean(sp?);):P )
(Posts PM from LFH/SpearSpike/Nicodamacean linking all three and requests that the poster in question please stop sending PMs with naked pictures of himself.)
#770zombie_babiesDec 05, 2008 8:59:05
(Posts PM from LFH/SpearSpike/Nicodamacean linking all three and requests that the poster in question please stop sending PMs with naked pictures of himself.)
(agrees to stop PMing the pics. posts them here. and in General. and in Astrids.)
(wonders why there is a problem with what he's been posting. states his mentally challenged brother must have used his handle while he was taking nude pics of himself)
(dead baby)
(dead spam)
(topic X is bad because of banned topic Y)
(god talks to me. that makes me better. and right)
(damn you bro'!)
(nude self-portrait)
#771Cpt_MichaDec 05, 2008 10:06:16
(mocks for the small size of the "sword" in the picture wonders why, poster painted his **** up as if it were a sword upon realizing it's not a sword)
#772zombie_babiesDec 05, 2008 10:07:39
(what? it's cold in here!)
#773batshidoDec 05, 2008 10:19:27
(what? it's cold in here!)
(Cold causes sores like that?)
#774zombie_babiesDec 05, 2008 10:24:32
(Cold causes sores like that?)
(nah, that's from lookin' at aborted fetus pics too much. why do ya' think I post 'em so often? well, you'll know soon enough I'd imagine)
(reminds readers that this is a LF sock)
#775ixien_kotharDec 05, 2008 10:31:40
(posts link to ytmnd of someone continuously throwing up in response to continued posting of nude self pics)
#776Cpt_MichaDec 05, 2008 10:56:48
(is thankful that at least it's not two girls and a cup, or two girls kissing (it's sequel) )
#777TectuktitlayDec 05, 2008 11:13:17
(post link to ytmnd of someone continuously throwing up dead babies, having eaten too many; spam; spam spam spam spam spam spam spam beaked beans spam spam spam and spam; spam spam spam spam, lovely spam, wonderful spam!; link to spam being made from dead babies)
#778minja_dupDec 05, 2008 12:13:40
(points out that this thread is neither political or religious in nature and therefore not banned, but still makes a statement about banning topics by not having one.)
(ignoring the non-political political nature of not being political and thus purposeful in the post, warms up her flamethrower.)
#779zombie_babiesDec 05, 2008 12:17:48
(two girls one cup ain't so bad. posts linky. tubgirl, otoh, is fairly nasty)
(long explanation of different types of erotica and the merits/faults of each. lame five word attempt at linking to OP)
#780ixien_kotharDec 05, 2008 12:29:52
(two girls one cup ain't so bad. posts linky. tubgirl, otoh, is fairly nasty)
(long explanation of different types of erotica and the merits/faults of each. lame five word attempt at linking to OP)
(posts link to ytmnd of miniture zombie sitting in tub with tubgirl. Insinuates that it is Zombie Babies)
(Posts uniformed comment without reading beyond the first three posts in this thread and will not address any replies because a subsequent visit to this thread will not happen.)
#783pigknightDec 05, 2008 17:33:39
(Insert link to porn that's related to OP.)
#784Lord_VentnorDec 05, 2008 17:45:09
(Unleashes flaming hatred on everyone, even though deep down, he only wants to be loved.:allalone
#785TectuktitlayDec 05, 2008 17:56:34
(Unleashed flaming love on everyone, even though deep down, he only wants to be hated. :cloud9
(inserts posts not understanding why everyone hates Care Bears. Offers comfort and a warm shoulder to everyone that is lonely. )
#795dirtyfrankDec 06, 2008 17:33:43
(Wonders to how Minja knows that I am lonely. Long post about how I have plenty of friends that I hang out with all the time. Huge emphasis on how manly and strong I am.)
#796Lord_VentnorDec 07, 2008 3:25:29
(Wonders to how Minja knows that I am lonely. Long post about how I have plenty of friends that I hang out with all the time. Huge emphasis on how manly and strong I am.)
(Doesn't believe a word of this, calls dirtyfrank on it, and flames to cover up his own emotional insecurities. That, and because flaming is fun.)
#797minja_dupDec 07, 2008 9:58:15
(Doesn't believe a word of this, calls dirtyfrank on it, and flames to cover up his own emotional insecurities. That, and because flaming is fun.)
(offers group hug to the lonely and the emotionally insecure during this holiday season, encourages the flames that will come, as flames produce heat and heat is good, especially when it is snowing outside. :D Come to think of it hugging produces heat too, mmmmmm. ;) )
#798dirtyfrankDec 07, 2008 12:31:35
(Post stating how macho I am in order to try and cover up my emotional insecurities. Claims hugs are for sissies (flames Minja) and talks down to everyone that believes in them in order for me to appear macho. Use emoticons to support my claim of manliness.)
#799Lord_VentnorDec 07, 2008 12:36:38
(offers group hug to the lonely and the emotionally insecure during this holiday season, encourages the flames that will come, as flames produce heat and heat is good, especially when it is snowing outside. :D Come to think of it hugging produces heat too, mmmmmm. ;) )
(Accepts hug. :cloud9
#800TectuktitlayDec 07, 2008 13:08:15
(friendly hug; friendly kiss; friendly kiss with an awful lot of tongue; friendly , , , a little , some , a smidge of , with in the , and super-friendly ; cigarettes all around)
#801baneofelvesDec 07, 2008 13:16:48
(:allalone
#802TectuktitlayDec 07, 2008 13:26:30
(:allalone
(Even longer, dirtier post inquiring why BoE is so sad after such a smashingly . So many wonderful doing to with their . Everyone even got cigarettes afterwards! Don't you remember when you the with her while you the with the cat? That was awesome! Oh, crap, maybe he doesn't remember! Well, you did drink a lot of and smoke a whole lot of . Everyone, time for a do-over!)
#803baneofelvesDec 07, 2008 13:57:28
( )
#804dirtyfrankDec 07, 2008 14:04:48
()
#805TectuktitlayDec 07, 2008 14:07:02
(Post agreeing that Dirtyfrank was definitely of the evening)
#806dirtyfrankDec 07, 2008 14:11:01
(Really I'm of the evening because where I'm at it's barely noon. How about I'm just . [Flexes arms])
#807baneofelvesDec 07, 2008 14:13:37
(post wondering why I'm so depressed. begins reflecting to find the answer)
#808TectuktitlayDec 07, 2008 14:17:47
( <-- is clearly not depressed; hands out to all the depressed people...and pie...very good pie)
#809dirtyfrankDec 07, 2008 14:51:31
(:zzz
#810TectuktitlayDec 07, 2008 15:02:07
(frank is missing out on delicious ecstasy-and-cocaine laced pie made with and with a dash of :censored
#811dirtyfrankDec 07, 2008 15:04:17
(And everyone else is missing out on the sex :pile: in my dream)
#812minja_dupDec 07, 2008 15:45:24
(reiterates, friendly hugs as opposed to laced hugs and laced pies)
#813TectuktitlayDec 07, 2008 15:55:17
(Post instructing how to give the right hugs and to the right people. Minja, for example, got the friendly warmth, and thoughtful s, the hot apple pie and sugar s and contented happiness . Dirtyfrank and other folks, they got the with some and by the , and the other dirty naughtiness they deserve and need. Tec understand the different types of parties; Tec shoulda been more specific about who was handed what. Oh wait, wrong thread; Generic rant about the difference between friendliness and ; Generic flames directed at everyone)
#814jasonorlandohawkDec 07, 2008 16:56:35
(Reminds posters that they are being observed by someone in a Priest's outfit... it may be a mindflayer in a priest's outfit, but hey... it still looks like a priest.)
(Tasteless Religious Joke)
#815jasonorlandohawkDec 07, 2008 16:57:25
(Creates New Account after being banned for previous post, resubscribes to favorite thread.)
#816TectuktitlayDec 07, 2008 17:02:58
(generic rant about religionpolitics tentacle pornwhips and chains pie; Yeah, that's the ticket, tentacle pie; Culinary discussion on how to prepare mind flayer)
#817angelus_trueloveDec 07, 2008 18:22:34
(reads entire thread...signs in just to post to thread...will probably never post to this thread afterwards)
#818TectuktitlayDec 07, 2008 18:35:29
(reads entire thread...signs in just to post to thread...will probably never post to this thread afterwards)
(ridiculously over-the-top wall-of-text, yet completely cohesive and thoughtful flames, far more intense than normal, which single-handedly adds a corollary to the Greater Internet wad Theory; Normal Person + Anonymity + Audience + Target Won't See Post = Total wad Artwork.)
#819angelus_trueloveDec 07, 2008 18:39:15
(ridiculously over-the-top wall-of-text, yet completely cohesive and thoughtful flames, far more intense than normal, which single-handedly adds a corollary to the Greater Internet wad Theory; Normal Person + Anonymity + Audience + Target Won't See Post = Total wad Artwork.)
(obviously lied...hit refresh button to see if someone would comment...reports tectuktitlay to ORCs for flaming :D )
#820TectuktitlayDec 07, 2008 18:43:02
(; Increases flaming intensity greatly; Reports previous poster to ORCs at every opportunity)
(Another new corollary to Greater Internet wad Theory emerges; Normal Person + Anonymity + Audience + Target Won't See Post + Target is a Lying wad = Total wad Positive Feedback Loop)
#821Lord_VentnorDec 07, 2008 19:07:35
(post wondering why I'm so depressed. begins reflecting to find the answer)
(Flames for being depressed, thinking it will somehow break banesofelves out of depression.)
#822baneofelvesDec 07, 2008 19:33:05
(Flames for being depressed, thinking it will somehow break banesofelves out of depression.)
(gets enraged. tears Lord Ventnor apart God of War style with a fury that would impress Kratos. Finds satisfaction in the slaughter, and walks off, humming a cheery tune)
#823TectuktitlayDec 07, 2008 19:38:17
(Calls out to baneofelves; With a wink, a smirk, and some catchy theme music, pops a Mentos in his mouth, then tosses BoE the rest of the pack)
#824Lord_VentnorDec 07, 2008 19:48:40
(Wonders what he ever did to make people angry at him as he lies bleeding on the floor, before finally... :ghosted
#825TectuktitlayDec 07, 2008 19:54:39
(Calls Ghostbusters :cool
#826minja_dupDec 07, 2008 19:55:02
(tosses everyone posting here a fresh new peanut butter cookie with chunks of cashews, and whistles a happy tune, , then flames the newcomers)
#827TectuktitlayDec 07, 2008 19:59:34
(Catches the , turns on a generic portable music player, grabs a leafblower, and clears out the ashes ; Then, makes a brand new controversial statement tangentially related to the OP in a feeble and transparent attempt to pull the thread back "on topic", whatever the that is)
#828baneofelvesDec 07, 2008 20:03:11
(begins performing Static-X's song Destroyer to show his loud, agressive, violent nature)
#829baneofelvesDec 07, 2008 20:09:26
(thanks Tec for the Mentos and Minja for the cookie. Makes lewd advances on Minja)
#830minja_dupDec 07, 2008 20:09:35
(relates the new tangent and the original controversial OP back to an episode of Death Note, posts a wall of text about L)
#831baneofelvesDec 07, 2008 20:12:33
(runs up behind Minja and grabs her butt)
#832TectuktitlayDec 07, 2008 20:14:17
(...grabs some popcorn, pulls up a seat...:D)
#833Lord_VentnorDec 07, 2008 20:15:41
(tosses everyone posting here a fresh new peanut butter cookie with chunks of cashews, and whistles a happy tune, , then flames the newcomers)
(The power of delicious allows Lord_Ventnor to return to the mortal coil...)
#834baneofelvesDec 07, 2008 20:18:19
(The power of delicious allows Lord_Ventnor to return to the mortal coil...)
Takes greatclub and smashes Ventnor into a bloody pulp
#835erevis_cale_dupDec 07, 2008 20:19:27
(runs up behind Minja and grabs her butt)
( thats so 8th grade! :rofl
#836baneofelvesDec 07, 2008 20:23:18
( thats so 8th grade! :rofl
(well, I'm in 10th grade, so there's not much of a difference there. Just two years. who knows, maybe I'll get lucky)
#837TectuktitlayDec 07, 2008 20:26:04
(...continues to munch on popcorn, knowing the backlash a-comin'...:D)
#838baneofelvesDec 07, 2008 20:29:04
(tiring of Minja's slow reaction time, continues to grope various parts)
(please don't kill me minja)
[EDIT]: (eats popcorn with tec while waiting)
#839TectuktitlayDec 07, 2008 20:31:24
(...wait for it...wait for it...)
#840WebsterDec 07, 2008 20:31:30
9Arches an eyebrow.)
#841TectuktitlayDec 07, 2008 20:32:49
(...offer of popcorn to Webster, certain he'll enjoy the soon-to-materialize-we-hope thrashing...:D)
#842baneofelvesDec 07, 2008 20:33:09
(Arches an eyebrow.)
(fix'd. long post explaining that I'm bored and fishing for a reaction from the other posters)
#843Lord_VentnorDec 07, 2008 20:42:21
Takes greatclub and smashes Ventnor into a bloody pulp
(Power of delicious nullifies greatclub.)
#844baneofelvesDec 07, 2008 20:47:47
(Power of delicious nullifies greatclub.)
(devours the power of deliciousness, causing it to vanish. Proceeds to go into another Kratos style rage and shred Ventnor to peices, laughing. Takes Ventnor's skull and uses it as a goblet. Drinks Ventnor's blood.)
#845minja_dupDec 07, 2008 20:52:38
(with dignified control and all the patience of dealing with a petulant child, makes a witty rejoinder about BoE's need for the target of his affection to be unaware of his advances (or in this case, out jogging) in order to gratify himself. Pulls out list of friends to give cookies to, and slowly and deliberately crosses BoE off the list. Offers caramel covered popcorn to those who are standing by watching...)
#846baneofelvesDec 07, 2008 20:56:53
That's it?! I was hoping for a thrashing. I must say you've dissapointed myself and several others.
(goes into another Kratos frenzy, but before reaching Minja, I fall over and die from a heart attack. Explodes in a spray of blood that covers Minja)
#847minja_dupDec 07, 2008 21:00:50
(thrashings are SOOOO 10th grade, and just like boys; as far as the spray of blood, Minja's are immune...)
#848baneofelvesDec 07, 2008 21:06:00
(thrashings are SOOOO 10th grade, and just like boys; as far as the spray of blood, Minja's are immune...)
(please? Just one thrash/rant? PLEASE?! I'll give you a , :coolcthul ,, , and a :chicken
#849minja_dupDec 07, 2008 21:12:27
(fine... , happy?)
#850baneofelvesDec 07, 2008 21:16:46
(. heh, well that was fun. now, on to bigger and better things)
#851awesome_dudeDec 07, 2008 21:31:03
(Notices how the thread has become more specific than he thought humanly possible, and how the brackets have become a mere formality, serving no real purpose other than to keep the illusion of being on topic. Brings up a new, even more controversial subject, making sure to propose his viewpoint in as antagonistic a manner as he can.)
#852pigknightDec 07, 2008 21:32:09
(Pulls of seat. Hands Minja a rusty chainsaw lightsaber wielding giant transforming robot.)
I kid you not Code Geass has that.
#853Narf_the_MouseDec 07, 2008 22:27:13
(Random comment because it looks like an interesting thread, but who wants to read all that, anyway?
#854pigknightDec 07, 2008 22:39:50
It doesn't take that long to read actually.
#855turalisjDec 07, 2008 22:41:54
(insert comment stating the superiority of tri-stat system and any non-d20 system over dnd)
Let's face it, it's true. The other systems just don't have the backing that the d20 system does. :D
#856Lord_VentnorDec 07, 2008 22:47:30
(please? Just one thrash/rant? PLEASE?! I'll give you a , :coolcthul ,, , and a :chicken
(Unleashes a localized punpocalypse from beyond the grave at baneofelves. Also comes back, because the power of delicious is eternal.)
(Permanent xInfinity!!!)
#857dirtyfrankDec 07, 2008 22:51:14
(thrashings are SOOOO 10th grade, and just like boys; as far as the spray of blood, Minja's are immune...)
Using are instead of is makes it sound as if there is more than one Minja. Twins maybe? :D Sisters or cousins? An organization of female midget ninjas? mmmmmmmm multiple Minjas. ..........
:P
On a more serious note
( General run-of-the-mill flame directed at everyone that got way the off-topic. Generic controversial rant.)
#858Narf_the_MouseDec 07, 2008 23:12:27
It doesn't take that long to read actually.
(Nitpick; mathematical calculation, divergence into how fast people read)
#859roxlimnDec 07, 2008 23:59:05
(insert link to Mouse porn)
#860Narf_the_MouseDec 08, 2008 0:03:04
(insert link to Mouse porn)
(Blocks user, posts about it cause last word, HAHA!)
#861goblin_prideDec 08, 2008 3:43:34
I'll give you a , :coolcthul ,, , and a :chicken
(A chicken? Dude, she's not that perverted*.)
*Any of you silly buggers that don't understand need to read more Pratchett.
#862boj0Dec 08, 2008 8:09:04
(Insert statement about how ******-off boj0 is about having to spend 9 hours learning Shadowrun because we only had one book)
#863Narf_the_MouseDec 08, 2008 8:19:05
(Totally nipicking annoyance at mentioning Shadowrun on a D&D forum!)
#864boj0Dec 08, 2008 8:47:11
(Totally nipicking annoyance at mentioning Shadowrun on a D&D forum!)
(have you never seen anybody mention MM, GURPS, Heroes, Exalted, or CoC?)
#865ixien_kotharDec 08, 2008 9:12:11
(non controversial statment stated in such a way that makes it look controversial. waits for bait to catch some fishies)
#866zombie_babiesDec 08, 2008 9:16:17
(takes bait hook, line and sinker. flame-y reply)
#867Cpt_MichaDec 08, 2008 9:23:38
(Flames everyone except Minja. Hands Minja a disclaimer that says Bane of elves is not responsible for his own behavior.. due to him being insane. Then flames Minja too. Flames the Op for bringing up an even more controversial topic, about shoelaces)
#868dirtyfrankDec 08, 2008 9:28:16
(explains the dangers of shoelaces)
#869jasonorlandohawkDec 08, 2008 9:45:50
(have you never seen anybody mention MM, GURPS, Heroes, Exalted, or CoC?)
(Summarily mentions Exalted, as well as the old WoD, but complains about preference for the old system, as opposed to the newer releases. Pulls Orichalum Daiklaive & begins casting Solar level counter magic in preparation for upcoming flame war.)
(Thanks Minja for cookies, which in addition to eternal deliciousness, also serve as a font of Peripheral Essence, making the upcoming fight scene that much cooler.)
(Makes mental note to go back and figure out who was threatening to cook Mind Flayers... but summarily forgets.)
(Generic flame aimed at post three numbers above this one.)
#870baneofelvesDec 08, 2008 11:21:26
(Flames everyone except Minja. Hands Minja a disclaimer that says Bane of Elves is not responsible for his own behavior.. due to him being completely f***ing insane. Then flames Minja too. Flames the Op for bringing up an even more controversial topic, about shoelaces)
DAMN IT MICHA, GET IT RIGHT! HOW MANY TIMES MUST I TELL YOU?!
( at Goblin Pride's joke)
#871Cpt_MichaDec 08, 2008 11:31:19
(My bad. )
(Also laughs at the joke)
#872minja_dupDec 08, 2008 15:12:32
(brings controversial statement back to topic of sexism, references Bane of Elves behavior as evidence of sexism, continues to hand out and pleasantries to everyone; except of course those who have been crossed off the list; goes on a long tirade about 10th graders, religion, politics, and alternative meats for the holiday season, finishes off with a discussion of how awesome 'L' is once again, then returns to the sideline to play with the rusty chainsaw lightsaber wielding giant transforming robot, while casually flipping through her Shadowrun rule book attempting the conversion :whatsthis)
#873zombie_babiesDec 08, 2008 15:15:36
(25 paragraphs about why Shadowrun pwns. apology for being off topic. one sentence comment about topic)
#874minja_dupDec 08, 2008 17:35:10
(1 paragraph about Shadowrun, 1 paragraph about a Gamma World game I played in and how I based both characters of Kyushi, and relate that about how I based my first character of Lidda; and how this all relates to my penchant for playing mono black control.)
#875pigknightDec 08, 2008 17:58:35
(Eats food.)
#876minja_dupDec 08, 2008 18:11:21
(Eats food.)
(:whatsthis)
#877princenicyDec 08, 2008 18:16:14
(Spam)
#878erevis_cale_dupDec 08, 2008 18:27:09
(Request for polite discourse that falls on deaf ears, delivered via LOLCat.)
(Off topic post asking what in the 9 Hells is a LOLCAT?) ;)
(Nods sagely, agrees, then flames everyone who isn't fully prepared for the shoelacepocalypse.)
#881minja_dupDec 08, 2008 19:39:32
(Off topic post asking what in the 9 Hells is a LOLCAT?) ;)
(explains a lolcat, is a picture with a caption, used for humor sake. Flames all the newcomers, then offers everyone a pint of fruit juice )
#882pigknightDec 08, 2008 20:25:21
(Gets drunk off fruit juice with Minja, then does activities with her best described with this smiley: :censored
#883Lord_VentnorDec 08, 2008 20:28:13
(Gets drunk off fruit juice with Minja, then does activities with her best described with this smiley: :censored
(Destroys pigknight for being unchivalrous.)
(You have to say "please" first.)
#884TectuktitlayDec 08, 2008 20:34:36
(Cackles as he turns the lights on and sees that pigknight passed out naked; Realizes the porcine cavalier wasn't engaging in with Minja at all, but rather, was totally ...actually, never mind; Decides it's far more fun to leave our valiant hero in the dark, so to speak; Turns out the light, whistles merrily on his way...:cool
#885TectuktitlayDec 08, 2008 20:37:11
(Controversial Question)
#886pigknightDec 08, 2008 20:45:28
(Controversial answer.)
#887Lord_VentnorDec 08, 2008 20:46:34
(Controversial sandwich.)
#888TectuktitlayDec 08, 2008 20:48:03
(Devastating retort)
#889pigknightDec 08, 2008 20:49:07
(Does a barrel roll.)
#890glaive_21842Dec 08, 2008 20:53:36
(Statement comparing the thread to the number 9000)
#891TectuktitlayDec 08, 2008 20:57:37
(42)
#892pigknightDec 08, 2008 22:03:36
(Uses the boost to get through.)
#893glaive_21842Dec 08, 2008 22:10:36
(Long list of 4chan memes)
#894Lord_VentnorDec 08, 2008 22:11:21
(Asks other to get this guy offa me.)
#895Narf_the_MouseDec 08, 2008 23:06:19
(Random comment about why has the thread gotten off-topic?)
#896Lord_VentnorDec 09, 2008 0:44:55
(Random comment about why has the thread gotten off-topic?)
(Responds that there never really was a topic in the first place.)
#897dirtyfrankDec 09, 2008 2:29:20
(Responds that there never really was a topic in the first place.)
(:uh-huh
#898Narf_the_MouseDec 09, 2008 2:46:05
(Alerts the moderators of useless thread. Two page post on not encouraging such things.)
#899Lord_VentnorDec 09, 2008 3:21:12
(:uh-huh
(:fett
#900awesome_dudeDec 09, 2008 6:45:45
(Hates everyone in this thread.)
#901thibbDec 09, 2008 6:58:57
(Replies to original post specifically, destroying all progress that has been made in the discussion)
#902Narf_the_MouseDec 09, 2008 7:02:43
(Random flame that is only based on the original post in the authors' mind, but actually reveals far more about the authors' neurosis)
#903awesome_dudeDec 09, 2008 7:06:37
(Replies to original post specifically, destroying all progress that has been made in the discussion)
(Is happy, since the "progress" sucked.)
#904Narf_the_MouseDec 09, 2008 7:48:17
(Is happy, since the "progress" sucked.)
(Praises the awesome thread, flames three posters, blames five, posts oblivious statement about something completely misinterpreted)
#905Cpt_MichaDec 09, 2008 7:53:19
(flames double standards, stares numbly at what happened to Minja's would be molester walks away slowly.... Ponders if the universe could handle the awesome of a Chainsaw Lightsabre)
#906xaviermcvDec 09, 2008 7:54:07
(Writes a reply to a post somewhere in the middle of the thread, even though the same reply has been given several times.
Doesn't even quote, so noone has the faintest idea which post he's replying to.)
#907decivreDec 09, 2008 9:01:01
(Inane off-topic rant used to inject himself into the conversation.)
#908erevis_cale_dupDec 09, 2008 9:23:22
(:fett
(:emp
#909TalaeDec 09, 2008 9:40:51
(random post about breakfast cereal)
#910zombie_babiesDec 09, 2008 12:05:59
(that's funny, you know I swear I saw her on richdumpsterhos.com. she's got a profile there that says she's looking for guys just like you to lavish with money and ... )
#911Narf_the_MouseDec 09, 2008 13:45:19
(Random picture of puppy)
#912Lord_VentnorDec 09, 2008 14:12:53
(Praises everyone for their lack of coherency before flaming them for the same reason.)
#913dirtyfrankDec 09, 2008 14:18:39
(Praises everyone for their lack of coherency before flaming them for the same reason.)
([emoticon])
#914xaviermcvDec 09, 2008 15:58:37
(Personal anecdote which is only *slightly* on-topic, and isn't even slightly amusing to anyone who wasn't there.)
#915zombie_babiesDec 09, 2008 16:04:15
(fondly recalls anecdote (I was there, dammit!) and continues irrelevant and uninteresting stroll down memory lane)
#916Lord_VentnorDec 09, 2008 16:13:22
(fondly recalls anecdote (I was there, dammit!) and continues irrelevant and uninteresting stroll down memory lane)
(Was there too. Remembered it sucked. Flames XavierMcV and Zombie_Babies for dredging up bad memories.)
#917minja_dupDec 09, 2008 17:20:51
(Was there too. Remembered it sucked. Flames XavierMcV and Zombie_Babies for dredging up bad memories.)
(wonders what everyone is talking about, wonders if she was there too, but didn't realize it. Relates wherever there is to the controversial statement, flames all who have posted with emoticons. I see your , and raise you and a :coolcthul. Sits down and has a piece of )
#918pigknightDec 09, 2008 18:11:34
(flames double standards, stares numbly at what happened to Minja's would be molester walks away slowly.... Ponders if the universe could handle the awesome of a Chainsaw Lightsabre)
Code Geass has chainsaw lightsaber katana wielding mecha.
([Post])
#919dirtyfrankDec 09, 2008 19:42:40
([Post])
([reply])
#920minja_dupDec 09, 2008 21:07:26
(flames double standards, stares numbly at what happened to Minja's would be molester walks away slowly.... Ponders if the universe could handle the awesome of a Chainsaw Lightsabre)
(I like the idea of flaming giant transforming robot chainsaw lightsaber Nunchaku,, mmmmmm makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside, oh yeah back on topic, ummmm..... flame, reply, flame, flame, reply.... dip)
#921Lord_VentnorDec 09, 2008 21:08:25
([reply])
([flame])
#922decivreDec 09, 2008 21:10:30
([flame])
([report])
#923pigknightDec 09, 2008 21:12:21
([Moar phlames])
#924dirtyfrankDec 09, 2008 21:15:02
([flame])
([courteous retort])
#925dirtyfrankDec 09, 2008 21:19:17
(I like the idea of flaming giant transforming robot chainsaw lightsaber Nunchaku,, mmmmmm makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside, oh yeah back on topic, ummmm..... flame, reply, flame, flame, reply.... dip)
(:confused
#926pigknightDec 09, 2008 21:27:54
(Wonders what Minja's "dip" means. And posts a 10 page post on what he thinks it is.)
#927dirtyfrankDec 09, 2008 21:31:30
(Wonders what Minja's "dip" means. And posts a 10 page post on what he thinks it is.)
( now I get it)
#928pigknightDec 09, 2008 21:32:32
(Asks what dirtyfrank was thinking, because he's not thinking what I'm thinking.)
#929minja_dupDec 09, 2008 21:44:32
(Wonders what Minja's "dip" means. And posts a 10 page post on what he thinks it is.)
(explains it is a dance move, flame, reply, flame, flame, reply, dip.)
#930dirtyfrankDec 09, 2008 22:02:41
(Asks what dirtyfrank was thinking, because he's not thinking what I'm thinking.)
(stuff of a suggestive nature)
(explains it is a dance move, flame, reply, flame, flame, reply, dip.)
([OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh])
#931Lord_VentnorDec 09, 2008 22:11:29
(Wonders what Minja's "dip" means. And posts a 10 page post on what he thinks it is.)
(:OMG!)
#932baneofelvesDec 09, 2008 22:13:47
(flames other posters for being perverts, despite the fact that a few pages ago, I attempted to grope Minja and was killed in the process)
#933Lord_VentnorDec 09, 2008 22:24:04
(flames other posters for being perverts, despite the fact that a few pages ago, I attempted to grope Minja and was killed in the process)
(Demands to know why baneofelves hasn't stayed dead like a good corpse should, and re-kills him for good measure.)
#934baneofelvesDec 09, 2008 22:26:49
(asks why Lord Ventnor is still around, since he was slain by the mighty BaneofElves twice. Begins singing the following song)
(Brave Sir Robin ran away.
Bravely ran away, away!
When danger reared its ugly head,
He bravely turned his tail and fled.
Yes, brave Sir Robin turned about
And gallantly he chickened out.
Bravely taking to his feet
He beat a very brave retreat,
Bravest of the brave, Sir Robin!)
#935Narf_the_MouseDec 09, 2008 23:38:22
(Post on original topic, somehow tying it in to sexism)
#936pigknightDec 09, 2008 23:50:44
(Explains to Minja I thought it had to do with salsa of some kind and technically I was right.)
#937Lord_VentnorDec 10, 2008 0:05:14
(asks why Lord Ventnor is still around, since he was slain by the mighty BaneofElves twice. Begins singing the following song)
(Brave Sir Robin ran away.
Bravely ran away, away!
When danger reared its ugly head,
He bravely turned his tail and fled.
Yes, brave Sir Robin turned about
And gallantly he chickened out.
Bravely taking to his feet
He beat a very brave retreat,
Bravest of the brave, Sir Robin!)
(Argues rather unsuccessfully that the first two times didn't count. Picks up a lute and plays in the background while baneofelves sings.)
#938calronmoonflowerDec 10, 2008 2:12:31
(Hates everyone in this thread.)
(Askes poster why this poster hates himself.)
#939Narf_the_MouseDec 10, 2008 5:04:05
(Psychoanalizes random poster. Links results to imaginary/unrelated mental illness)
#940Cpt_MichaDec 10, 2008 8:11:55
(Draws totally off base conclusion about the mental capacity of a random person in the thread, flames them for being the equivalent of a retarded blind and deaf four year old.)
(Watches Minja dance, realizes self can't dance. Proceeds to stick with what he's good at, and begins designing a chainsaw lightsaber nun chuck. And of course the obligatory, Lightsaber cannon. Throws Singularity Cannon in the garbage because a lightsaber cannon is far more awesome. Upon success, crappy dancing ensues.. government steals the project many nights of begin)
#941zombie_babiesDec 10, 2008 8:18:45
(detailed post citing questionable sources linking lightsaber cannons to global warming, Ayds (no, this is not a typo), monkeypox, the recession and kittens)
#942boj0Dec 10, 2008 8:28:55
(LOUD NOISES!!!!)
#943Cpt_MichaDec 10, 2008 8:30:03
(Helps ZB sully the Lightsabercannon's reputation, blaming it on the government for not following the exact directions for building and using the cannon)
#944ixien_kotharDec 10, 2008 9:14:56
(LOUD NOISES!!!!)
(Invitation to pants party)
#945boj0Dec 10, 2008 9:45:25
(Accepts invitation to pants party)
#946dirtyfrankDec 10, 2008 10:04:33
(Draws totally off base conclusion about the mental capacity of a random person in the thread, flames them for being the equivalent of a retarded blind and deaf four year old.)
([offended])
#947minja_dupDec 10, 2008 11:14:09
(Post on original topic, somehow tying it in to sexism)
(agrees with poster, discusses sexism, flames all those other members in the next forum over talking sexism, brings the topic back to the original controversial statement, then gives Micha a for the awesome Lightsaber cannon, and wonders aloud where the pants party is.)
#948Darkwolf_BloodsbaneDec 10, 2008 11:15:57
(dies laughing after reading most of the first page)
#949ixien_kotharDec 10, 2008 11:20:29
(Extends pants party invitation to all. Post directions to pants party HQ. BYOP)
Edit: (You need pants at the pants party. NO SHORTS!!!)
#950zombie_babiesDec 10, 2008 11:32:37
( BYOP)
(fix'd)
#951ixien_kotharDec 10, 2008 11:47:50
(fix'd)
If by BYOP you mean "bring your own pants" then you win.
#952jasonorlandohawkDec 10, 2008 12:04:02
(Draws totally off base conclusion about the mental capacity of a random person in the thread, flames them for being the equivalent of a retarded blind and deaf four year old.)
(Inserts arrogant lecture explaining that being Blind or Deaf are not functions of, or related to, the mental capacity of any individual, regardless of age. Also points out that, since most people in America can't read above a 4th grade reading level, then it stands to reason that the younger a person's age category, the wiser they probably are.)
(Ruins all possible impact of lecture by flaming everyone's GAMING SKILL instead.)
(Walks off strange hand motions... clearly some sort of Sign Language.)
#953zombie_babiesDec 10, 2008 12:06:17
If by BYOP you mean "bring your own pants" then you win.
(*wins*)
(*looks for pants*)
#954Narf_the_MouseDec 10, 2008 12:24:15
(Large post meant for another thread)
#955Narf_the_MouseDec 10, 2008 12:24:45
(Post informing everyone that the last post went in the wrong thread. Leaves it up there, for no reason)
#956yrogergDec 10, 2008 13:00:18
(cites own advanced degree in [field] as proof of correctitude, despite glaring holes in logic and dubious nature of such claims on the internet)
#957Lord_VentnorDec 10, 2008 13:08:27
(Loses pants. Starts bawling that he can't attend the party. )
#958sier_labeguileuse_dupDec 10, 2008 14:50:08
(Extends pants party invitation to all. Post directions to pants party HQ. BYOP)
Edit: (You need pants at the pants party. NO SHORTS!!!)
(Buys brand spankin new designer pants just for the party :D)
#959minja_dupDec 10, 2008 16:59:53
(Buys brand spankin new designer pants just for the party :D)
(wasn't going to attend the pants party, but thanks Sier for giving her a great excuse to go shopping for some new pants, I too will be wearing new designer pants at the pants party :cheer
(small post connecting the controversial statement to a pants party)
#960Lord_VentnorDec 10, 2008 17:18:33
(Buys brand spankin new designer pants just for the party :D)
("Borrows" a pair of pants from same store.)
#961minja_dupDec 10, 2008 17:23:18
("Borrows" a pair of pants from same store.)
(long winded post about unisex jeans and, low riders, which reminds her about an earlier debate regarding dress codes and gaming tables and goes on a long rant about dress codes and sexism , flames everyone that was involved in that discussion months ago in another forum)
#962pigknightDec 10, 2008 18:15:20
(Wears pants with >9,000 pockets to the pants party.)
#963Lord_VentnorDec 10, 2008 18:41:26
(Takes a potato chip... AND EATS IT!!! :evillaugh )
#964minja_dupDec 10, 2008 19:03:56
(Takes a potato chip... AND EATS IT!!! :evillaugh )
(Takes LV's potato chips, puts them in the dip.)
#965TectuktitlayDec 10, 2008 19:08:05
(Takes LV's potato chips, puts them in the dip.)
(faint)
#966Lord_VentnorDec 10, 2008 19:41:19
(Takes LV's potato chips, puts them in the dip.)
(Is offended that Minja interrupted his clearly dramatic moment.)
#967minja_dupDec 10, 2008 19:47:23
(Is offended that Minja interrupted his clearly dramatic moment.)
(Gives LV his chip back.)
#968Lord_VentnorDec 10, 2008 20:55:35
(Gives LV his chip back.)
(The dip is surprisingly delicious.)
#969wychlorneDec 11, 2008 1:42:14
(Random stand-alone phrase that inspires an epiphany in all who read it though its hold to the current conversation is but tenuous at best.)
#970balcinokDec 11, 2008 3:51:23
(Shows up late to pants party with no pants, fails completely and decides to go home to flame all the pants party participants for not notifying absent adventuring parties of pants party precepts.)
(remember remember the 11th of December the pants party conspiracy and plot. I know no reason that the pants party plot should ever be forgot.)
(time to collapse from exhaustion now)
#971zombie_babiesDec 11, 2008 8:13:24
( pants)
#972thedarkfiddlerDec 11, 2008 8:17:59
(Reads only first page, see how everything got off-topic, and becomes a troll)
#973boj0Dec 11, 2008 8:41:24
*puts pants back on*
(attends pants party and attempts to mingle with everyone, gets drunk and hits on Minja, double dips the chips, and gets into an argument with Baneofelves about that one time, passes out in corner)
#974thedarkfiddlerDec 11, 2008 8:49:50
(Backs away slowly while complaining about how I don't have D&D)
#975Cpt_MichaDec 11, 2008 8:55:23
(Attends pants party with my new Wranglers. Accepts applause from Minja with the lightsaber cannon. Shows off my more improved version which is more environmentally safe. This time guarded by mercenaries and lawyers. Stupid government.)
(takes a sampling of the suprisingly delicious dip with a chip. Indeed it is delicious. Flames people that don't like dip to go with chips)
#976zombie_babiesDec 11, 2008 8:57:35
( dip)
#977dirtyfrankDec 11, 2008 9:20:55
(wears birthday suit to pants party)
#978jasonorlandohawkDec 11, 2008 9:32:34
(regretfully apologizes that he was unable to attend the pants party, with apparently epic dip. offers hasty, mumbled, indistinct excuse for lack of attendance.)
#979baneofelvesDec 11, 2008 13:20:58
( )
#980Cpt_MichaDec 11, 2008 13:33:49
(7 more pages till Forty! It's like Seinfield, but you know.. funny)
#981zombie_babiesDec 11, 2008 13:39:11
(what is the deal with all these off-topic posts ...)
#982AerodythDec 11, 2008 13:53:52
(Posts a giant condescending argument against the views of the previous three posters and tries to make it seem like I've been paying attention whole not checking the tread for a week)
#983Lord_VentnorDec 11, 2008 14:11:13
(Tries to make himself look cool at Pants Party by dramatically eating potato chips. It doesn't work. The dip is divine, though.)
#984ADHadhDec 11, 2008 14:48:15
(jedzie po was wszystkich z góry na dół i do czwartego pokolenia wstecz, przywołuje każdy możliwy kontrowersyjny temat i trolli ile się da; dla niepoznaki pisze w dziwnym języku)
#985Lord_VentnorDec 11, 2008 15:27:55
(jedzie po was wszystkich z góry na dół i do czwartego pokolenia wstecz, przywołuje każdy możliwy kontrowersyjny temat i trolli ile się da; dla niepoznaki pisze w dziwnym języku)
(Agrees.)
#986aotrscommanderDec 11, 2008 17:18:01
(Lengthy, rambling post with run-on sentences and attempted-and-failed wit, consisting mostly of self-aggrandization, percieved superiority of skeletal Undead and inferiority of everyone else1, covered by the thin veneer of making a highly-opinionated point expressed more succiently by several other posters previously and has little bearing on the current discussion, with fragrant disregard for any comments made recently.
Also contains a staggering twenty-seven slights against Vampires for no readily apparent reason.)
(1Punctuated with frequent footnote asides in a vain attempt to ape the style of Terry Pratchett)
#987Narf_the_MouseDec 11, 2008 17:28:02
(cites own advanced degree in [field] as proof of correctitude, despite glaring holes in logic and dubious nature of such claims on the internet)
(Pretends to agree while not actually saying the same thing. Hopes no-one will notice)
#988Lord_VentnorDec 11, 2008 17:53:48
(Lengthy, rambling post with run-on sentences and attempted-and-failed wit, consisting mostly of self-aggrandization, percieved superiority of skeletal Undead and inferiority of everyone else1, covered by the thin veneer of making a highly-opinionated point expressed more succiently by several other posters previously and has little bearing on the current discussion, with fragrant disregard for any comments made recently.
Also contains a staggering twenty-seven slights against Vampires for no readily apparent reason.)
(1Punctuated with frequent footnote asides in a vain attempt to ape the style of Terry Pratchett)
(Flames for fragrantly disregarding other comments. Perfume is not a toy.) Except for Me
#989pigknightDec 11, 2008 18:03:06
(Plays with perfume while dipping BaneofElves into the dip.)
#990baneofelvesDec 11, 2008 18:05:04
(calls upon the power of my lingering depression and shreds PigKnight into tiny little peices. Proceeds to make bacon)
#991pigknightDec 11, 2008 18:08:24
(Eats the bacon and doesn't get the joke.)
#992doomsoughtDec 11, 2008 18:16:37
(dips the bacon in ketchup)
(flames vegetarians)
#993Narf_the_MouseDec 11, 2008 18:16:49
(Eats the bacon and doesn't get the joke.)
(Steals bacon, pretends to get the joke, flames everybody who 'didn't')
(dips the bacon in ketchup)
(flames vegetarians)
(Agrees, points out ketchup is a vegetable. Doesn't explicitly flame, so as to avoid counter-flame)
#994minja_dupDec 11, 2008 20:07:36
(wonders about the joke, avoids the chips, offers everyone carrots and celery, and a sack full of nuts, flames those who flame)
#995baneofelvesDec 11, 2008 20:09:37
(begins making childish jokes about "Minja's sack of nuts")
#996pigknightDec 11, 2008 20:25:30
(Puts Minja's "nut" in his mouth and slowly sucks on them. Mmmmm nutty.)
#997baneofelvesDec 11, 2008 20:28:00
(:rofl
#998dirtyfrankDec 11, 2008 20:53:59
(Comments on Minja's huge celery stock)
#999pigknightDec 11, 2008 20:58:58
(Posts 999 which is 666 upside down and speculates my Anti-Christ-ness.)
#1000pigknightDec 11, 2008 20:59:37
(Double posts specifically for post 1000 and does not contribute.)
#1001dirtyfrankDec 11, 2008 21:09:09
(Points out that post 999 is dirty's. Wonders if 666 was also dirty's.)
(Finds [post=17362236]post 666[/post] and remembers the good times. :ayyyy!
#1002boj0Dec 11, 2008 23:10:38
(realizes that no matter what we do, Minja is going to still be really nice to us...the concept of "wuv" and fuzziness confuses and angers me)
#1003Lord_VentnorDec 12, 2008 1:13:32
(Posts 999 which is 666 upside down and speculates my Anti-Christ-ness.)
(NOOOOOOOOO!!! YOU BRD!!! #1000 WAS MINE!!! I WILL DESTROY YOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUU!!!1one)
#1004Cpt_MichaDec 12, 2008 7:51:13
(Takes a carrot from Minja.)
(Flames poster 666 :D. Oh come on it's funny flaming... satan...nevermind)
#1005zombie_babiesDec 12, 2008 8:30:56
(linky to "one guy, one cup"* nested as: linky to a fluffy puppy licking a fluffy kitty on a fluffy bed made of fluffiness)
*Don't even think about finding it. For reals. Apparently, it's quite bad.
#1006minja_dupDec 12, 2008 10:50:46
(realizes that no matter what we do, Minja is going to still be really nice to us...the concept of "wuv" and fuzziness confuses and angers me)
(realizes that someone finally gets it, gives boj0 a standing ovation and a rah rah rah, , then flames satan, because that does sound like fun.)
#1007Cpt_MichaDec 12, 2008 10:54:04
(doses satan with napalm too. Readies the Light saber cannon.. decides against it's use.... for now)
#1008dirtyfrankDec 12, 2008 10:58:41
( You can't hurt m... *cough* satan with flames. Now a cold response may work though.)
#1009minja_dupDec 12, 2008 11:06:32
(doses satan with napalm too. Readies the Light saber cannon.. decides against it's use.... for now)
(use it... go captain go , go captain go , go captain go , go captain go, , go captain go , go captain go , go captain go , go captain go, )
#1010dirtyfrankDec 12, 2008 11:13:57
(for someone that doesn't practice violence, I am surprised to see how much Minja endorses it.)
#1011Cpt_MichaDec 12, 2008 11:16:20
( :D :evillaugh :angelhide :bounce: *fires the lightsaber cannon, it fires upon a moon around Jupiter with destroying power that rivals even the mighty deathstar. Stares in shock and glee at the success of the cannon before it falls apart)
(Anyone have any duct tape? :embarrass
#1012baneofelvesDec 12, 2008 11:29:12
( :D :evillaugh :angelhide :bounce: *fires the lightsaber cannon, it fires upon a moon around Jupiter with destroying power that rivals even the mighty deathstar. Stares in shock and glee at the success of the cannon before it falls apart)
(Anyone have any duct tape? :embarrass)
(GET IT RIGHT!! )
#1013jasonorlandohawkDec 12, 2008 11:32:18
(Offers some duct tape)
(OOC: ADHadh, what part of Poland are you from. I had some friends who worked over there for a couple years, and I got to visit once. I got to see Wroclaw and Krakau while I was over there.)
#1014Cpt_MichaDec 12, 2008 11:51:27
(bane of elves.. nuts. I didn't space out the end ) )
#1015baneofelvesDec 12, 2008 11:54:58
(bane of elves.. nuts. I didn't space out the end )
(GET IT RIGHT! YOU PUT TOO MUCH THIS TIME! WHAT AM I, YOUR PERSONAL SPELLCHECKER!? :headexplo if I am your personal spellchecker, I expect payment in the form of an attractive 16 year old girl sent to my house, with enough booze to get her drunk :D )
#1016Cpt_MichaDec 12, 2008 12:01:59
(The Micha is not in the practice of sending underage girls to people's houses... sends a bored 18 year old college girl instead who has nothing better to do with her time.)
#1017dirtyfrankDec 12, 2008 12:06:28
(Cpt_Micha, you should instead send an older more mature women, who has lots of experience points, to baneofelves. This would likely help him level up faster.)
#1018baneofelvesDec 12, 2008 12:07:47
(that would be nice, but I'm underage, so an underage girl really would be best)
#1019minja_dupDec 12, 2008 12:25:10
(for someone that doesn't practice violence, I am surprised to see how much Minja endorses it.)
(promotes all kind of fantasy violence, a long winded discussion of tactics and cannons, and destruction, and the value of conquest; likens this to dating practices and the movie The Transformers, tosses in a reference to the awesomeness of Robert Downey Jr., best... Iron... Man.... ever...)
#1020baneofelvesDec 12, 2008 12:27:45
(Minja, I think I'm in love with you. Why is it that none of the girls that I know are into explosions, death and destruction?)
#1021Cpt_MichaDec 12, 2008 12:43:59
(*tapes the Lightsaber Cannon back together*)
(Minja is awesome. Anyone that encourages me to blow up moons has some respect in my book)
#1022baneofelvesDec 12, 2008 12:47:16
(so, are you gonna be sending me a girl for being your spellchecker?)
#1023Cpt_MichaDec 12, 2008 12:54:43
(sure. It might take a while though :P Question, do you care if they are Twilight fans or not?)
#1024baneofelvesDec 12, 2008 14:17:56
(What's Twilight? Some sort of chick flick? If so, then HELLZ NO! D&D nerd chicks! [Yeah, I'm behind in everything])
#1025Cpt_MichaDec 12, 2008 14:20:48
(Worse. It's a chick flick, -and- a book series.. with emo vampires, ****, and possessing some of the worst writing I think is physically possible to put onto paper and some how be released to the general public)
#1026baneofelvesDec 12, 2008 14:24:04
(Ugh! Vampires are not and should not be sex objects! they're monsters who feed on the blood of the living to sustain their 'life'. I hate what modern fiction is doing to vampires. Someone should make a book that makes them even more ferocious than werewolves. ****? That's sick! Why would anyone read that book? Just from your brief description, I almost threw up over my delicious eggrolls!)
#1027Cpt_MichaDec 12, 2008 14:27:17
(Now imagine my reaction when I read the plot summaries and character bios)
#1028baneofelvesDec 12, 2008 14:28:30
(Don't say anything else about it, PLEASE! Hmm. I'm tempted to learn more about it so I can make fun of Tiffany for liking it though....nah. I'm not suicidal.)
#1029Cpt_MichaDec 12, 2008 14:32:55
(It's like a train wreck. You just can't look away)
#1030pigknightDec 12, 2008 15:10:25
(Comment on how these () don't make the post glittering generalities.)
I you're gonna go OOC do it right.
#1031dirtyfrankDec 12, 2008 15:18:56
OK
(response to pigknight)
#1032Lord_VentnorDec 12, 2008 15:35:36
(Glosses over most of new posts, except for the part with the lightsaber cannon. Produces an eerily similar product referred to as a "shining sword catapult.")
#1033pigknightDec 12, 2008 16:33:53
(Writes 10-page long report on how Minja is probably not a minor and BaneofElves has to wait 2 years until she can legally flirt with him.)
#1034boj0Dec 12, 2008 17:33:39
(that would be nice, but I'm underage, so an underage girl really would be best)
(flames pigknight for breaking with tradition of parenthases)
(flames dirtyfrank for laughing at a very serious subject [lol,you're dirty])
(flames baneofelves for being underage, and to a lesser extent, minor consuption [hey, I remember high school too])
(flames Cpt_Micha and Lord_Ventnor for lightsaber shenanigans and using underscores in their names)
(flames Minja for not returning my calls )
#1038doomsoughtDec 12, 2008 19:09:17
(amazingly an on topic post after 3 pages of drivel, not only that it is logical and completely solves all issues of the topic)
(due to forum error the post, the next 3 pages of on topic discussion, and this user's account are all lost, this error irritates all of the posters and leads the thread yet again off topic.)
#1039decivreDec 12, 2008 21:18:20
(promotes all kind of fantasy violence, a long winded discussion of tactics and cannons, and destruction, and the value of conquest; likens this to dating practices and the movie The Transformers, tosses in a reference to the awesomeness of Robert Downey Jr., best... Iron... Man.... ever...)
(Agrees with violence promoted in general. Declares a wish that real-life romances actually involved earth invasions carried out by transforming mecha from an artificial planet causing a world-spanning war that threatens the safety of humankind all over an overglorified robot hatchery in the shape of a portable cube.)
(Argues that Minja is wrong about Iron Man and Robert Downey Jr., for he believes that Tony Stark is the best comic rendition of Robert Downey Jr. instead, rather than the other way around.)
(Apologizes for the lack of actual generalization.)
#1040Lord_VentnorDec 13, 2008 0:40:52
(Does the impossible, sees the invisible.)
#1041dirtyfrankDec 13, 2008 0:47:47
(sees the impossible, does the invisible)
#1042Lord_VentnorDec 13, 2008 1:04:04
(RAW RAW Fight da powah!)
#1043Narf_the_MouseDec 13, 2008 2:14:48
(RAW RAW Fight da powah!)
(Play the game the way you want, any 'our! (Bad puns 'r us!))
#1044calronmoonflowerDec 13, 2008 3:49:52
(Controversial Statement)
#1045Narf_the_MouseDec 13, 2008 4:10:55
(Controversial Statement)
(Completely agrees, flames everyone who disagrees, flames Calron for taking the thread off-topic, which is not a disagreement, BTW. Also, acronyms are stupid!)
#1046dirtyfrankDec 13, 2008 11:19:51
(Controversial Statement)
(controversial response)
#1047Lord_VentnorDec 13, 2008 13:27:59
(controversial response)
(Controversial smiley. )
#1048Lord_VentnorDec 13, 2008 13:28:00
(controversial response)
(Controversial smiley. )
#1049dirtyfrankDec 13, 2008 14:02:08
(Controversial smiley. )
(Controversial smiley. )
(controversial pointing out of a controversial double post)
#1050Lord_VentnorDec 13, 2008 14:23:29
(controversial pointing out of a controversial double post)
(Controversial... um... YOUR MOM!!!)
#1051pigknightDec 13, 2008 14:44:18
(Insert witty comeback.)
#1052minja_dupDec 13, 2008 14:55:26
(Agrees with violence promoted in general. Declares a wish that real-life romances actually involved earth invasions carried out by transforming mecha from an artificial planet causing a world-spanning war that threatens the safety of humankind all over an overglorified robot hatchery in the shape of a portable cube.)
(Argues that Minja is wrong about Iron Man and Robert Downey Jr., for he believes that Tony Stark is the best comic rendition of Robert Downey Jr. instead, rather than the other way around.)
(mmmm....transforming mecha....mmmmm romance.... goes on for sentences about maniacal mecha, then concludes wondering which came first the Jr. or the Stark, and which one she is attracted to....)
#1053dirtyfrankDec 13, 2008 15:22:00
(Controversial... um... YOUR MOM!!!)
(Comment about LV's mom, which is tied into the controversial topic)
#1054jasonorlandohawkDec 13, 2008 19:30:11
(Questions which Controversial Statement is now "On Topic" for this thread... the statement from page 1, or the statement from page 35?)
(Vows to pull thread off-topic as soon as answer presents itself.)
#1055boj0Dec 13, 2008 20:46:36
(Questions which Controversial Statement is now "On Topic" for this thread... the statement from page 1, or the statement from page 35?)
(Vows to pull thread off-topic as soon as answer presents itself.)
(Tells JasonOrlandoHawk that such a feeble attempt to derail this thread is like dividing by zero; it only results in a pime taradox)
#1056Lord_VentnorDec 13, 2008 21:57:10
(Tells JasonOrlandoHawk that such a feeble attempt to derail this thread is like dividing by zero; it only results in a pime taradox)
(Prime taradox ensues.)
#1057minja_dupDec 13, 2008 22:59:10
(posts various lolcats regarding division by zero)
#1058shadowtalonDec 13, 2008 23:12:56
(Posts a thread poking fun at threads like this called (Controversial Statement))
#1059dirtyfrankDec 13, 2008 23:34:26
(posts various lolcats regarding division by zero)
(controversial flame about lolcats)
#1060corncobDec 14, 2008 0:47:37
(uʍopǝpısdn ǝʇıɹ uɔ ı ǝsınb 1o1)
#1061Narf_the_MouseDec 14, 2008 0:47:46
(Large posting of lolcats for no apparent reason or purpose)
#1062drowbattlemindDec 14, 2008 2:27:18
(declares that there are no non-male lifeforms on the internet.)
(Then posts a LOL of random photoshopped celebrity that implies all the other posters points are invalid due to photoshopped feature)
#1063Lord_VentnorDec 14, 2008 4:32:26
(uʍopǝpısdn ǝʇıɹ uɔ ı ǝsınb 1o1)
(What? How? How can this be? *Insert flame here*)
#1064minja_dupDec 14, 2008 16:03:59
(uʍopǝpısdn ǝʇıɹ uɔ ı ǝsınb 1o1)
(pile on flaming)
#1065boj0Dec 14, 2008 19:19:13
(declares that there are no non-male lifeforms on the internet.)
(Then posts a LOL of random photoshopped celebrity that implies all the other posters points are invalid due to photoshopped feature)
(Fires newly recovered Lighsaber Cannon at the bird hair... accidentally slays the poor man with the bird hair... mmmmm cooked poultry.)
(New controversial statement)
#1069zombie_babiesDec 15, 2008 8:31:51
(long-winded post citing dubious sources stating that nothing is or can be controversial)
#1070Cpt_MichaDec 15, 2008 8:35:27
(Supports Zombie Babies claim by linking Rule 34 porn of the Op's controversial statement)
#1071ixien_kotharDec 15, 2008 8:43:07
(Finally wakes up from after pants party stupor)
#1072Lord_VentnorDec 15, 2008 13:52:02
(Supports Zombie Babies claim by linking Rule 34 porn of the Op's controversial statement)
(Arrests Cpt_Micha on 2 counts of murder and one count of unlawful use of an underscore.)
#1073Cpt_MichaDec 15, 2008 14:06:23
(Proclaims innocence.. Bush and the Vp are still alive! That assassination attempt failed! I mean.. it wasn't me.. no... I was not behind the thrown shoe bomb plan at all..no.....)
#1074ixien_kotharDec 15, 2008 14:11:04
(Throws size 15 shoes at anyone who did not attend pants party.)
#1075minja_dupDec 15, 2008 14:21:41
(long-winded post citing dubious sources stating that nothing is or can be controversial)
(rebuts, stating that in fact all things are controversial, and that life is hazardous to your health)
#1076jasonorlandohawkDec 15, 2008 14:38:04
(*gets hit by size 15 shoe*)
(mentions that he took the time to apologize for missing the pants party, and rehashes vague, mumbled excuses for his lack of attendance before leaving the room.)
(makes complete generic comment to satisfy the "no specific comments in parenthesis" crowd.)
#1077Lord_VentnorDec 15, 2008 14:49:14
(Proclaims innocence.. Bush and the Vp are still alive! That assassination attempt failed! I mean.. it wasn't me.. no... I was not behind the thrown shoe bomb plan at all..no.....)
(Tells Cpt_Micha to "tell it to the judge." Then states that he is a judge. Asks Cpt_Micha to tell it to him.)
#1078zombie_babiesDec 15, 2008 14:49:23
(rebuts, stating that in fact all things are controversial, and that life is hazardous to your health)
(one-word rebuttal: balls.)
#1079baneofelvesDec 15, 2008 14:55:36
(posts evidence that the CIA was behind the shoe throwing incident. Bush better watch his back now!)
(discusses the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow)
#1102boj0Dec 16, 2008 1:08:43
(discusses the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow)
(African, or European?)
#1103Narf_the_MouseDec 16, 2008 1:14:27
(African, or European?)
(The wings are on the bird)
#1104dirtyfrankDec 16, 2008 1:17:33
(African, or European?)
(well I don't kno... aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!)
#1105jasonorlandohawkDec 16, 2008 1:40:38
(Who are you who are so wise in the ways of science?)
(Scientific analysis of the various strengths and weaknesses of post #273 that gradually devolves into long-winded rant about how I want snickerdoodle cookies.)
#1106Lord_VentnorDec 16, 2008 1:49:25
(I am Arthur, King of the Britons!)
(Invites other posters to join him as knights of the round table in Camelot. Promises that there will be another pants party there that is bigger and better than the first.)
#1107jasonorlandohawkDec 16, 2008 1:51:27
(Are we the knights of the round table? Shall we dance when 'er we're able?)
#1108pigknightDec 16, 2008 5:53:14
(I ar Lelooche vi Britania...suk eet)
#1109Cpt_MichaDec 16, 2008 7:29:09
(*is laughing at the shopped picture* Nice one boj0... I'll get you back later for that. Just so you know)
(Calls dibs on being Lancelot.)
#1110ixien_kotharDec 16, 2008 7:33:12
(anti-anime flaming)
#1111pigknightDec 16, 2008 7:38:46
(Moar anti-anime flaming, excepting Death Note and Code Geass. BOO ANIME! BOOOOOO!)
#1112Cpt_MichaDec 16, 2008 7:39:29
(Flames Pigknight for not mentioning Vampire Hunter D, Bastard, Beserk or Bubble Gum Crisis to be exceptions as well.)
#1113ixien_kotharDec 16, 2008 8:02:33
(specific anti-Death Note and Code Geass flaming. LeLouche? It should be LeDouche!)
#1114pigknightDec 16, 2008 8:04:23
(Comment on witty pun being witty and original.)
#1115baneofelvesDec 16, 2008 11:09:03
(post wondering what the hell a 'yuri' is)
[it's something really bad, isn't it?]
#1116Narf_the_MouseDec 16, 2008 11:24:11
(post wondering what the hell a 'yuri' is)
[it's something really bad, isn't it?]
Lesbian. Yaio means homosexual.
You are now safer if you ever decide to browse fanfiction.
#1117baneofelvesDec 16, 2008 11:30:25
(DAMN YOU BOJ0, I WILL KILL YOU!)
#1118jasonorlandohawkDec 16, 2008 11:55:42
(Is happy that the anti-anime cause is spreading...)
#1119zombie_babiesDec 16, 2008 11:59:55
(random anime hatred. links Naruto to ****.)
#1120boj0Dec 16, 2008 13:01:02
(DAMN YOU BOJ0, I WILL KILL YOU!)
(:rofl
(Yuri, from Tales of Vesperia, it was a play on words, like...well whatever, it was funny)
#1121baneofelvesDec 16, 2008 13:03:48
(oh. Nevermind. [is tales of vesperia any good? Legendia was alright, and Symphonia was awesome. So how does Vesperia rank compared to the others?])
[I'm still gonna kill you]
#1122Cpt_MichaDec 16, 2008 13:10:06
(Contemplates how I'm going to get revenge on boj0)
#1123boj0Dec 16, 2008 13:12:41
(Tells b.o.e. that Vesperia was very good and worth the time sink, espescially if you don't have anything else going on, the introduction of Fatal Strikes and improved skill structure makes the game very fun, combat is fast and the main character is easy to learn, story gets kinda cliche and has holes, overall a decent game but not up there with Morrowind or ChronoTrigger[8.5/10])
(flames for death threat)
#1124baneofelvesDec 16, 2008 13:16:45
(begins plotting boj0's death along with Cpt_Micha)
[I was thinking to start by breaking all of his bones, then covering him in dog feces. But's that's just starters. I can get more evil]
#1125Cpt_MichaDec 16, 2008 13:21:44
(links Boj0 to a drug smuggling ring and turns him into the cops)
(as he goes to prison shouts to him "that's what you get for beating up those kids" so the inmates can here him loud and clear... *cackles evilily*)
#1126baneofelvesDec 16, 2008 13:29:17
(micha, you need practice on being evil. that was just....weak. Break every bone in his body, cover him in oil, dog feces, and urine, then light him on fire, and shoot him in the groin region while he rus around screaming, then activate the pit trap so he falls on to the rusty, serrated spikes. THAT is what we should do. Damn! Now we have to bust him out of jail....)
#1127doomsoughtDec 16, 2008 13:37:34
(micha, you need practice on being evil. that was just....weak. Break every bone in his body, cover him in oil, dog feces, and urine, then light him on fire, and shoot him in the groin region while he rus around screaming, then activate the pit trap so he falls on to the rusty, serrated spikes. THAT is what we should do. Damn! Now we have to bust him out of jail....)
(or give him to me for I am far more creative)*(lists a horrendous torture that lasts for a full year and a day, makes specific reference to berserk (the manga), vivisection, and ends with the slow removal of the brain through a sweat gland in the foot using a rusty spork over a full week.)
#1128boj0Dec 16, 2008 13:39:17
(lays down a Plains, Mox Pearl, and Black Lotus, plays Wrath of God on all posters)
#1129Cpt_MichaDec 16, 2008 13:40:45
(Bane of elves. It is evil! He's going to be molested in prison! And forced to wear an orange jump suit... how is that not evil? But then, I can barely qualify for being evil in most videogames that have alignment decisions... I have a nasty habit of ending up being solidly good)
(Channel and Fireballs Boj0)
#1130baneofelvesDec 16, 2008 13:41:16
(so how is it in jail getting violated by the other inmates, boj0?)
(see, here's the thing micha, I can come up with evil plans that are put to use for good! even though all the alignment tests say I'm neutral good, I still come up with evil ideas [put to use for the forces of good] I dunno, when I'm angry, I'm chaotic evil, any other time I'm neutral good)
#1131boj0Dec 16, 2008 13:45:50
(drops Boomerang and plays Force of Will, WoG still goes)
(Other inmates know not to with me)
#1132boj0Dec 16, 2008 13:47:54
( I dunno, when I'm angry, I'm chaotic evil, any other time I'm neutral good)
(reminds baneofelves that becoming evil when losing your temper is NOT part of neutral good )
#1133baneofelvesDec 16, 2008 13:48:33
(nah, I'm pretty sure that one of the inmates is currently spanking your ass and calling you sally. You can't fool me)
#1134zombie_babiesDec 16, 2008 13:48:48
(Other inmates know not to with me)
(something tells me there won't be any "with" about it ;))
#1135baneofelvesDec 16, 2008 13:49:59
(reminds baneofelves that becoming evil when losing your temper is NOT part of neutral good )
(I think I have multiple personalities. Actually, I'm more like chaotic neutral when angry)
#1136boj0Dec 16, 2008 13:54:29
(something tells me there won't be any "with" about it ;))
(wrong censored, think about it, no actually don't, it's pretty mean )
#1137Cpt_MichaDec 16, 2008 13:56:51
(Really they make sweet sweet love to each other and cuddle everynight after bed time stories)
#1138baneofelvesDec 16, 2008 13:59:15
(. Nah, they just have a mad orgy :pile
#1139Lord_VentnorDec 16, 2008 14:02:17
(I disturbed by above posts (all of them) and proceeds to flame the everloving crap out of all involved.)
#1140dirtyfrankDec 16, 2008 14:06:21
(points out that we are almost at 40 pages of crap)
#1141Cpt_MichaDec 16, 2008 14:08:23
(one more to go!)
(Flames eggplant)
#1142baneofelvesDec 16, 2008 14:09:24
(flames everything in existence)
#1143boj0Dec 16, 2008 14:20:04
(fans the flames)
#1144Cpt_MichaDec 16, 2008 14:21:25
(links eggplant porn)
#1145boj0Dec 16, 2008 14:25:49
(links eggplant porn)
(spits out eggplant salad)
#1146Cpt_MichaDec 16, 2008 14:29:02
(Wonders what else I can find the existence of now on the internet...)
#1147Lord_VentnorDec 16, 2008 14:31:01
(:OMG!)
#1148boj0Dec 16, 2008 14:33:26
(On my way to page 40!)
#1149Cpt_MichaDec 16, 2008 14:34:26
(The actual result could have been much worse than it was. It could have been what I was thinking would exist involving egg plants)
#1150baneofelvesDec 16, 2008 14:44:02
()
#1151dirtyfrankDec 16, 2008 14:45:27
[)(]
#1152baneofelvesDec 16, 2008 14:47:51
#1153boj0Dec 16, 2008 15:06:57
(MOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!)
(MEAEEAT LOAFF!)
(:censored
#1154zombie_babiesDec 16, 2008 15:28:02
(since we've gone from controversial to random, here's Bubble Girl!)
#1155dirtyfrankDec 16, 2008 15:36:01
(since we've gone from controversial to random, here's Bubble Girl!)
(wow?)
#1156baneofelvesDec 16, 2008 16:45:22
(:rofl
#1157pigknightDec 16, 2008 17:14:40
NO BANE NO!
#1158baneofelvesDec 16, 2008 17:17:39
(HAHAHA! ok, I'll stop)
(I also got rid of it, too. You're welcome)
#1159dirtyfrankDec 16, 2008 17:49:44
(:bump
#1160baneofelvesDec 16, 2008 17:53:15
(bump)
#1161minja_dupDec 16, 2008 18:33:08
(drops Boomerang and plays Force of Will, WoG still goes)
(Other inmates know not to with me)
(calls shenanigans, and summons judge, spell doesn't go off, you did not pay the 1 life [judge agrees, rules a game loss] shakes hand, says good game, then pulls out trade binder and asks to see yours)
(flames all other posters)
#1162baneofelvesDec 16, 2008 18:36:17
(FLAMES MINJA WITH THE FIRE OF A ANCIENT RED DRAGON)
#1163dirtyfrankDec 16, 2008 18:45:41
( to everybody)
#1164baneofelvesDec 16, 2008 18:47:34
( )
#1165dirtyfrankDec 16, 2008 18:51:28
(I challenge you to a of ing)
#1166baneofelvesDec 16, 2008 18:53:02
( accepted. Be warned, I am listening to the song 'Duel of the Fates' and next, will be Battle of the Heroes. My victory is assured)
#1167dirtyfrankDec 16, 2008 18:54:32
(controversial rant)
#1168minja_dupDec 16, 2008 18:55:56
(A duel? Yu-Gi-Oh players... duel... we are playing Magic here. You boys can take your duel... over there....)
(flames all other card games)
#1169baneofelvesDec 16, 2008 19:00:37
(we aren't playing that yugioh crap. It's a duel of the wits)
#1170dirtyfrankDec 16, 2008 19:01:51
I have a Library of Leng, 4 Warped Devotions and 4 Megrims out in play. I play Evacuation and Sunder. Minja start discarding, and don't forget to take 8 damage for each card.
(another controversial rant)
Page 40
#1171baneofelvesDec 16, 2008 19:03:23
(I set everyone's cards on fire! [except mine] I WIN!!!)
#1172dirtyfrankDec 16, 2008 19:04:29
(we aren't playing that yugioh crap. It's a duel of the wits)
You are at 0 rants and I am at 2 so you better catch up.
(whatever. It just shows how you have no life. :P)
#1178dirtyfrankDec 16, 2008 19:21:41
(I discuss my unlife)
#1179pigknightDec 16, 2008 19:22:35
YOU ACTIVATED MAH TRAP CARD!
OINK-DOUKEN!
(>^o^)> ========================O
KA-POOSH!
(Rant about having awesome idea to make a Guild That Never Was PC class, but not having enough time...yet!)
#1180baneofelvesDec 16, 2008 19:24:12
(hires a team of Paladins to destroy you. Ark and Arethis also go to end your miserable existence)
#1181Lord_VentnorDec 16, 2008 19:30:12
(Shoops da whoop.)
#1182boj0Dec 16, 2008 19:36:56
(hires a team of Paladins to destroy you. Ark and Arethis also go to end your miserable existence)
(Hey! None of that cross-thread shenanigans here!)
(welcomes back Minja :D, flames her for negating my awesomeness :p )
PAGE 40!!!!!! :D :evillaugh :bounce:
#1183pigknightDec 16, 2008 19:40:10
(Flames about the fact THEY'RE ALL MY THREADS!)
(Cross-Thread Shenanajens)
Yzeran: THE DAMN BUNNY IMMOLATED ME!
#1184minja_dupDec 16, 2008 19:40:23
I have a Library of Leng, 4 Warped Devotions and 4 Megrims out in play. I play Evacuation and Sunder. Minja start discarding, and don't forget to take 8 damage for each card.
(unconcerned with the loss of life because she has a worship out, a true believer on the table equipped with lightning greaves, she continues to look through boj0's trade binder, [that is if he ever pulls it out?]:D )
#1185baneofelvesDec 16, 2008 19:41:10
(I'll have cross thread shenanigans if I want to!)
(flames DirtyFrank for not celebrating page 40, since he was the first poster on page 40, thus it was his duty to do so. gives boj0 a beer. apologizes for the feces-immolation-spiky death execution)
#1186dirtyfrankDec 16, 2008 19:41:34
(flames pigknight for being a thread creating machine.)
#1187dirtyfrankDec 16, 2008 19:42:30
(I'll have cross thread shenanigans if I want to)
(flames DirtyFrank for not celebrating page 40, since he was the first poster on page 40, thus it was his duty to do so)
(Look at the first post on page 40 and you will see that it is my post with a bit of celebration on it.)
#1188dirtyfrankDec 16, 2008 19:43:36
(unconcerned with the loss of life because she has a worship out, a true believer on the table equipped with lightning greaves, she continues to look through boj0's trade binder, [that is if he ever pulls it out?]:D )
(Worship only works if you have creatures in play, which you don't because I have returned them all to your hand and forced you to discard all of your cards. )
(My returning spells were mass effect not targeting so your creatures are by-by)
#1189baneofelvesDec 16, 2008 19:43:43
(it wasn't extravagent enough)
#1190dirtyfrankDec 16, 2008 19:44:07
(calibrates my triple post.)
#1191minja_dupDec 16, 2008 20:04:50
(Worship only works if you have creatures in play, which you don't because I have returned them all to your hand and forced you to discard all of your cards. )
(oh you got me, although I am wondering why you paid 10 mana to cast two spells, in evacuate and sunder, when you could have spent 6 mana for the same effect by casting upheaval )
#1192Lord_VentnorDec 16, 2008 20:07:30
(Is it page 41 yet?)
#1193Lord_VentnorDec 16, 2008 20:09:08
(Is it page 41 now?)
#1194baneofelvesDec 16, 2008 20:09:32
(No.)
#1195dirtyfrankDec 16, 2008 20:09:41
(oh you got me, although I am wondering why you paid 10 mana to cast two spells, in evacuate and sunder, when you could have spent 6 mana for the same effect by casting upheaval )
(because when I pulled out my deck to look up the names of the cards I did not see upheaval in there. I took it out for some reason and have never gotten around to putting it back. Plus, getting 10 lands out in play to cast those two spells isn't difficult if I have 4 howling mines and a teferie's puzzle box out in play. I know my worship card because I have found that it is very good in a sliver deck.)
(statement)
#1196Lord_VentnorDec 16, 2008 20:11:03
(No.)
(Vows to have his revenge.)
(Recommends a good dish for revenge. As it turns out, revenge is a dish best served with curly fries on the side.)
#1197minja_dupDec 16, 2008 20:19:55
(because when I pulled out my deck to look up the names of the cards I did not see upheaval in there. I took it out for some reason and have never gotten around to putting it back. Plus, getting 10 lands out in play to cast those two spells isn't difficult if I have 4 howling mines and a teferie's puzzle box out in play. I know my worship card because I have found that it is very good in a sliver deck.)
(, you have 24 permanents in play. I scoop.)
#1198pigknightDec 16, 2008 20:24:34
(Is it 41 nao?)
#1199dirtyfrankDec 16, 2008 20:27:01
(, you have 24 permanents in play. I scoop.)
*The deck that I have been talking about has mainly enchantments, a couple of artifacts, instants/sorceries and lands. It only has two creatures. The creatures are 2 Guiltfeeders. I almost never get to use them because everyone is usually dead by then (do to me using pox if I can keep from killing because they are drawing too many cards to play because of the howling mines). I will often get 10 or so enchantments in play with 10+ lands and all 7 of my artifacts.*
(of-topic rant)
#1200dirtyfrankDec 16, 2008 20:27:34
41
#1201pigknightDec 16, 2008 20:27:36
There IS NO OFF-TOPIC IN THIS THREAD!
#1202boj0Dec 16, 2008 20:36:34
(unconcerned with the loss of life because she has a worship out, a true believer on the table equipped with lightning greaves, she continues to look through boj0's trade binder, [that is if he ever pulls it out?]:D )
(Oh, the boj0 pulls it out, but you Minja, get first dibs ;) )
(Thanks baneofelves for the beer, but wonders how an underage b& got alchohol)
OOC: I just re-read the whole thread, my god what have we done?
#1203dirtyfrankDec 16, 2008 20:39:08
OOC: I just re-read the whole thread, my god what have we done?
Something terrible?
#1204minja_dupDec 16, 2008 20:40:45
(flips through boj0's trade binder looking at all the pretty foils. lamenting about the fact she should have played her burn deck versus control, long winded post about missing playing magic)
#1205dirtyfrankDec 16, 2008 20:46:25
(flips through boj0's trade binder looking at all the pretty foils. lamenting about the fact she should have played her burn deck versus control, long winded post about missing playing magic)
(burn decks are great and all, but after a while nobody wants to play against you. especially when you always win by round 5)
#1206boj0Dec 16, 2008 20:47:07
Something terrible?
(Screams as he realizes this thread holds the key for releasing Asmodeus from the Nine Hells to terrorize the Prime Material Plane)
#1207dirtyfrankDec 16, 2008 20:49:19
(Screams as he realizes this thread holds the key for releasing Asmodeus from the Nine Hells to terrorize the Prime Material Plane)
(is there something wrong with that?)
#1208pigknightDec 16, 2008 20:49:27
(The God That Never Was is much, much more dangerous)
#1209boj0Dec 16, 2008 20:52:50
(flips through boj0's trade binder looking at all the pretty foils. lamenting about the fact she should have played her burn deck versus control, long winded post about missing playing magic)
(I actually had a decent burn deck, mainly my B/U control was dated and expensive to keep up, so I went simple; alas, I too miss playing MtG, haven't touched the game in almost three years)
#1210dirtyfrankDec 16, 2008 20:54:06
(It has been about 3 years for me too.)
#1211pigknightDec 16, 2008 20:54:19
(Pure B deck...I don't have a thing for undead <.< >.>)
#1212minja_dupDec 16, 2008 21:15:16
(I actually had a decent burn deck, mainly my B/U control was dated and expensive to keep up, so I went simple; alas, I too miss playing MtG, haven't touched the game in almost three years)
(Haven't played magic in about six months, but I have toyed with most the tribal decks, burn is the best and most annoying, and enrages your opponents the most, although goblin clamp is pretty disgusting, I also really enjoyed playing kamahl sharpshooter - all those old decks were fun and cheap. :D, flames all tournament players who only tweak their decks for the quickest win)
#1213dirtyfrankDec 16, 2008 21:19:54
(controversial proposition: Proposes that a Minja fan club be started)
(Not only have I not played in about 3 years, I also haven't bought a any cards in the last 5 to 6 years.)
#1214boj0Dec 16, 2008 21:37:26
(controversial proposition: Proposes that a Minja fan club be started)
(First to join the controversial Minja fan club)
#1215dirtyfrankDec 16, 2008 21:39:57
(First to join the controversial Minja fan club)
Fixed
#1216pigknightDec 16, 2008 22:23:13
(Fist to join the Minja fanclub.)
#1217dirtyfrankDec 16, 2008 22:34:08
(Second to join the Minja fanclub.)
Fixed
boj0 was first.
#1218dirtyfrankDec 16, 2008 22:35:20
(I think that the Minja fan club should have some rules or something. Maybe something placed in the sig.)
#1219boj0Dec 16, 2008 22:54:15
(isn't dirtyfrank in the Minja fanclub?)
#1220dirtyfrankDec 16, 2008 23:10:35
(sure, I'll be the 3rd to be a member of the fan club)
#1221baneofelvesDec 16, 2008 23:21:28
(I just finished watching the Dark Knight at home for the first time! That movie effing RULES!)
#1222crimson_lancerDec 16, 2008 23:46:04
(ROFLS at Thread sillyness)
(Laments horribleness of MTG from Ravnica on)
(Laments lack of money even more)
(Laments having Child-**** Karma the MOST)
#1223boj0Dec 16, 2008 23:50:04
(Laments having Child-**** Karma the MOST)
(WTF?)
#1224dirtyfrankDec 17, 2008 0:03:44
(Laments having Child-**** Karma the MOST)
( :blink
#1225crimson_lancerDec 17, 2008 0:05:39
(Ever played in an MTG Draft, and had multiple games where you drew 10+ of your fifteen TOTAL lands, IN SUCCESSIVE TURNS? THAT is Child-**** Karma. I was obviously Hitler in a past life or some crap, because THAT is what happens when I play MTG)
(Flames all posters who posted during the last 4 pages b/c they prevented me from posting on page 40)
#1230Lord_VentnorDec 17, 2008 3:08:11
(Flames all posters who posted during the last 4 pages b/c they prevented me from posting on page 40)
(Laughs at JasonOrlandoHawk's misfortune. :evillaugh)
EDIT: PAGE 42!!! HUZZAH!!!
#1231QubeDec 17, 2008 3:19:52
(Laughs at JasonOrlandoHawk's misfortune. :evillaugh)
EDIT: PAGE 42!!! HUZZAH!!!
(notes how that is dependent on your view ... )
(gives new insight on the OP)
#1232Lord_VentnorDec 17, 2008 3:55:44
(notes how that is dependent on your view ... )
(gives new insight on the OP)
(Insight, schminsight.)
#1233Cpt_MichaDec 17, 2008 6:47:37
(Beats everyone with my Patriot Deck with it's insane life gaining, massed direct damage with a smidgen of counter magic)
#1234ixien_kotharDec 17, 2008 7:47:38
(Points at people discussing MtG and laughs hysterically. Then snorts. Then shuts up)
#1235boj0Dec 17, 2008 8:34:22
(wakes up, how did I get to school?)
#1236zombie_babiesDec 17, 2008 8:46:42
(school is for fools. drink your drugs and don't do milk!)
#1237Cpt_MichaDec 17, 2008 8:48:19
(That should be sigged. )
#1238zombie_babiesDec 17, 2008 8:50:44
(That should be sigged. )
(I only wish it was mine. It was some A-Team (Best. Show. Evah!) Mr T spoof on some AS show. It's damned funny, though. Especially in that classic Mr T voice. :D)
EDIT: I just remembered how it actually went and edited the post to reflect the correct order.
#1239Cpt_MichaDec 17, 2008 8:57:37
That is priceless!
(*snickers Drink your drugs don't do milk... haha. Finds a crystal large enough to use for the lightsabercannon... the prototype destroyed a moon... what can this version do?)
#1240zombie_babiesDec 17, 2008 9:13:11
(hopefully it will prove to be particularly effective at incineratin' ninjas)
#1241boj0Dec 17, 2008 9:38:46
(hopefully it will prove to be particularly effective at incineratin' ninjas)
(Tells ZB that I am most definetely immune to lightsaber cannons, and will not be incinerated)
#1242Cpt_MichaDec 17, 2008 9:47:11
(Nothing is immune to lightsabercannons. Not even lightsaber resistant material. This is also due to combining it with a singularity cannon)
#1243boj0Dec 17, 2008 10:02:09
(Nothing is immune to lightsabercannons. Not even lightsaber resistant material. This is also due to combining it with a singularity cannon)
(shame my biotics resistance is also maxed, so no singularities for you :P )
#1244Cpt_MichaDec 17, 2008 10:05:02
(Oh no this isn't a biotic singularity. This is a black hole cannon that has been improved to fire lightsaberbeams as well.. sorry for the confusion :D)
#1245Lord_VentnorDec 17, 2008 11:00:38
(school is for fools. drink your drugs and don't do milk!)
(thinks df meant baba-booey, babba-booey. flames df for supporting Stern when O&A are obviously superior)
#1248boj0Dec 17, 2008 12:46:57
(believes we should stop jumping around five different threads and just make one super-thread)
#1249Lord_VentnorDec 17, 2008 13:05:37
(Starts singing annoying Christmas songs.)
#1250baneofelvesDec 17, 2008 13:16:05
(punches ventnor in the throat)
#1251minja_dupDec 17, 2008 13:19:18
(goes on long rant as to why this is the super thread)
#1252Lord_VentnorDec 17, 2008 13:21:45
(punches ventnor in the throat)
(Your throat punches are no match for my off-key warbling!)
(*It's sTartIng tO lOOk a LoOoOot LIke CHristmAs...* )
#1253baneofelvesDec 17, 2008 13:24:38
(smashes your throat several times with my baseball bat)
#1254boj0Dec 17, 2008 13:29:28
(goes on long rant as to why this is the super thread)
(it is but seriously it's like I have to refresh Off-Topic Tavern five times to see where everybody is [also, Zombie Babies keeps referencing the death of the swordmage in every thread except the one it happened in!])
#1255zombie_babiesDec 17, 2008 13:32:52
(but it's fun. and lots of it. ;) besides, I'm done with that ol' joke. time for some new form of meddling!)
#1256baneofelvesDec 17, 2008 13:34:11
(zombie, shut up or I'll KEEL YOU!! MWAHAHAHAHA!)
#1257Cpt_MichaDec 17, 2008 13:34:14
(This is the super thread... seriously what thread did it happen in? I don't know anymore!)
#1258boj0Dec 17, 2008 13:36:59
(Cpt_Mica has been banned
Reason: for not knowing it was the Hurt & Heal 4e Classes thread
Date Lifted: when we figure out which posts go where)
#1259baneofelvesDec 17, 2008 13:41:31
(WRONG THREAD!! )
#1260zombie_babiesDec 17, 2008 13:43:15
(Cpt_Mica has been banned
Reason: for not knowing it was the Hurt & Heal 4e Classes thread
Date Lifted: when we figure out which posts go where)
()a We can only figure that out on a Tuesday afternoon while sippin' Mojitos with purple dyed chimps in drag.
2. This thread shall be known as the super thread where all other threads must be given their proper due as tribute.
#1261Cpt_MichaDec 17, 2008 13:44:34
(Can't believe you numbskulls forgot Iron Man and Cap on your bad ass list :P)
#1262dirtyfrankDec 17, 2008 18:34:35
( It was about the 12th thread from the top.)
#1263baneofelvesDec 17, 2008 18:37:46
(controversial statement about DF's mother :P)
#1264dirtyfrankDec 17, 2008 19:02:07
(Hurt: baneofelves
Heal: Zombie_Babies)
#1265dirtyfrankDec 17, 2008 19:05:08
(proud leader of the dirty ninja clan)
#1266dirtyfrankDec 17, 2008 19:06:28
(controversial statement about DF's mother :P)
(Controversial statement about me doing something with baneofelves' mother :D )
#1267minja_dupDec 17, 2008 19:06:52
(Hurt: baneofelves
Heal: Zombie_Babies)
(beware that path for it will lead you to the dark side.... )
#1268dirtyfrankDec 17, 2008 19:07:01
(another post for ol' times sake)
#1269dirtyfrankDec 17, 2008 19:07:39
(beware that path for it will lead you to the dark side...)
(of the moon?)
#1270baneofelvesDec 17, 2008 19:07:59
(Oh yeah? You're a stupid orc while I'm a badass devil! So :pbbbtt
(ninjas suck. they aren't going on my list)
(pirates are way cooler. Just listen to Alestorm, and you'll see the error of your ways)
#1271dirtyfrankDec 17, 2008 19:09:16
(I am not just any stupid orc. I am an orc ninja that wields magic.)
#1272minja_dupDec 17, 2008 19:10:31
(I am not just any stupid orc. I am an orc ninja that wields magic.)
(goes on a long rant about orinjas.... )
#1273pigknightDec 17, 2008 19:12:30
(When I said fist...wasn't a typo. ;))
Bowchickbowow.
#1274baneofelvesDec 17, 2008 19:12:38
(I have legions of Spartans, [Halo style. Hell, greek as well] devils, Pirates, Orcs [Led by A Band of Orcs] and Sith! So you're pwned. Even in single combat against me you'd be pwned.)
(OKOKOK, ninjas are cool too. But not as cool as pirates)
#1275dirtyfrankDec 17, 2008 19:14:11
(discusses the greatness of orange ninjas aka orinjas)
(also talks about the awesomeness of orc ninjas aka orinjas)
(I have legions of Spartans, [Halo style. Hell, greek as well] devils, Pirates, Orcs [Led by A Band of Orcs] and Sith! So you're pwned. Even in single combat against me you'd be pwned.)
(OKOKOK, ninjas are cool too. But not as cool as pirates)
(what are you talking about? I'm a ninja and I am the koolest thing I know.)
#1278baneofelvesDec 17, 2008 19:17:35
(what are you talking about? I'm a ninja and I am the koolest thing I know.)
(then you need to get out more. However, I have now accepted that ninjas are EQUAL to pirates. Except when it comes to treasure and partying. Ninjas suck there. Anyways, I'm now accepting ninjas into my legions of doom. I have ZOMBIE NINJAS!)
#1279dirtyfrankDec 17, 2008 19:24:39
(then you need to stay in doors more often because your shiny awesomeness is the leading cause of blindness. You are so cool and such a great role model that you have now cleared up my closed mind. Your greatness has inspired me, so I have now accepted that ninjas are EQUAL to pirates. Except when it comes to treasure and partying. Ninjas suck there. Anyways, I'm now accepting ninjas into my legions of doom. I have ZOMBIE NINJAS!)
(If you were to walk in circles, how big would the circles be?)
#1283Narf_the_MouseDec 17, 2008 20:02:56
(If you were to walk in circles, how big would the circles be?)
(Pi)
#1284Lord_VentnorDec 17, 2008 20:04:40
(If you were to walk in circles, how big would the circles be?)
They'd be almost as half as big as my ego.
#1285dirtyfrankDec 17, 2008 20:06:03
(They'd be almost as half as big as my ego.)
(Fixed )
#1286Lord_VentnorDec 17, 2008 21:35:17
(Fixed )
(I'm sorry! I was young, and reckless!)
#1287dirtyfrankDec 17, 2008 21:36:02
(My circles would have a radius of sin2θ)
#1288Narf_the_MouseDec 17, 2008 21:43:03
(I'm sorry! I was young, and reckless!)
(I'm afraid that doesn't quite cut it with 'Major Property Damage by Battlemech')
#1289dirtyfrankDec 17, 2008 23:30:46
(baneofelves, cars can't harm me)
#1290baneofelvesDec 17, 2008 23:34:16
(Wrong thread! Controversial statement about what I've been doing with your sister* in the other room)
[*substitute any female relative if you don't have a sister]
(PAGE 44!) :bounce: :invasion: :pile:
#1291dirtyfrankDec 17, 2008 23:39:02
(Ok, so, I remember that we had something like this pop up in a thread, but boj0 found it too tiresome too work on this by himself. However, I think the whole off topic tavern should work together to create THE ULTIMATE LIST OF BADASSES.
So, I'll start off the list.
My list
Kratos (God of War)
Master Chief
Dante (Devil May Cry)
Vergil (Devil May Cry)
Batman (from Batman Begins and the Dark Knight)
Darth Vader
Mr. T
Baby Eating Arsonists
Nightmare
Static-X
A Band of Orcs
Slayer
In Flames
Strongbad
Trogdor the BURNINATOR!!
Nightwish
Rhapsody of Fire
DragonForce
Sabaton
Alestorm
Pirates
Ninjas
PigKnight (for awesome homebrew skills. there, you're up there, now, where are the hot babes you promised me? :P)
Achilles
Perseus
Theseus
Attila the Hun
Julius Ceasar
brotherjgizmo's contribution
The JeudoChristian God
Vladimir Putin
boj0's original list!
Gary Gygax
Homeboy Jesus
Pun-Pun
Sub-Zero
Ninja-Jedi-Samurai-Cowboy-Super-Sexy-Action-Hero-Rockstar (or Darth Vader)
Vegeta
Akroma, Angel of Wrath
Leonidas
Nicholas D. Wolfwood
The Good (Angel Eyes)
Optimus Prime/Megatron
Dethklok
Akuma
Snake
John McLane
Chuck Norris/Cyborg Pirate Ninja Jesus (TBD)
Batman/Wolverine
Jack Bauer
Superman
Master Chief
Kratos/Kratos (God of War and Tales of Symphonia, respectively)
Gordon Freeman
Brock Samson
Afro Samurai/Samurai Jack
Scott Weiland
Ash from Evil Dead wielding a boomstick, chainsaw, and a shark...at the same time
Ninjas/Pirates (TBD)
Joe Cool
Link
Aang, the Avatar
Bender/Wing Zero (TBD)
Viking Lawyers
Agent Smith
Gary Oak
Roland
My dad
Yuri Lowell
Tony Montana
Rosarch
Air Man
Duke Nukem
Cowboys
Dogs with bees in their mouths, so when they bark, they shoot bees
Kakashi Hatake
Brett Favre
Obould Many-Arrows
Will Smith (man saved the world more times than Superman
Cpt_Micha's contribution
The Joker from Dark Knight. (how could I have forgotten him?!)
Basch from Final Fantasy XII
Green Lantern (Kyle)
90s Superboy.
Tony Stark
Captain America!
RUMPLESTIX's contribution
Jerry 'The King' Lawler
'Rowdy' Roddy Piper
Tommy 'Wildfire' Rich
Patton
DirtyFrank's contribution
Stephen Lynch
Titanium Dragon's contribution
Ghandi
Leonidas of Sparta.
Hannibal
Alexander the Great
Napoleon Bonaparte
PigKnight's contribution
Abraham Lincoln.
George Washington)
(just getting some cross-thread-pollination going on. :D )
#1292dirtyfrankDec 17, 2008 23:40:15
(Wrong thread! Controversial statement about what I've been doing with your sister* in the other room)
(I'm sorry for you)
#1293baneofelvesDec 17, 2008 23:41:28
(Aww, crap. So, does she b*tch me out, or what?)
#1294dirtyfrankDec 17, 2008 23:43:03
(no, it's because she is a person)
#1295baneofelvesDec 17, 2008 23:44:46
(on the outside or inside? I can take outside, but if it's her personality, please kill me)
[preferably on the ban thread]
#1296dirtyfrankDec 17, 2008 23:46:22
(has anyone here ever done an infinite turns thing in MtG?)
#1297dirtyfrankDec 17, 2008 23:46:59
(on the outside or inside? I can take outside, but if it's her personality, please kill me)
[preferably on the ban thread]
(Both)
#1298baneofelvesDec 17, 2008 23:48:05
(kill me now. make it quick, I'd do the same for you)
#1299dirtyfrankDec 17, 2008 23:49:46
(nope, instead I will hit on your mom. :P)
#1300baneofelvesDec 17, 2008 23:51:45
(Hah! She'd prolly beat you over the head with her purse. [which is loaded with WAAAAAAAAAAY too much crap] She has a 'I don't need men attitude')
(also, she's 54)
#1301dirtyfrankDec 17, 2008 23:54:13
(Once she gets to know me, she will come to realize that she needs me. ;) )
#1302UndrhilDec 17, 2008 23:55:28
(Ubiquitous "Your momma" joke.)
(Also, I used a big word. Yay, me!)
#1303dirtyfrankDec 17, 2008 23:55:34
(I think that I am going to start rating all the threads that I post in that are in the off-topic tavern.)
#1304pigknightDec 18, 2008 0:00:35
(This is a five star right?)
#1305baneofelvesDec 18, 2008 0:00:40
(Once she gets to know me, she will come to realize that she needs me. ;) )
(DF, does the word 'man-hater' mean anything to you?)
#1306baneofelvesDec 18, 2008 0:01:18
(This is a five star right?)
(yes)
#1307dirtyfrankDec 18, 2008 0:02:00
(DF, does the word 'man-hater' mean anything to you?)
(she only "hates men" because she hasn't met me. :P)
#1308baneofelvesDec 18, 2008 0:05:41
( that wants to hook up with my mom)
#1309dirtyfrankDec 18, 2008 0:26:16
(baneofelves, I am a diry-ninja-orc-lich so if you dad killed me and buried me in the back yard then it wouldn't be that much of a problem. If he kills my body then it will reform in 1d10 days and if not then I will just dig my way out of the ground. Plus it may be a little tough for him to defeat a magic wielding ninja.)
#1310pigknightDec 18, 2008 0:28:47
THE VIEW COUNT IS OVER NINE THOUSAND!
#1311baneofelvesDec 18, 2008 0:29:27
(my dad knows all about the phylactery, and undead weaknesses. He's getting a priest friend of his to help out. trust me, they will pwn you. They're so awesome that they have NO stats, thus making them invincible. because if it has stats, you can kill it. If it doesn't, well. RUN.)
#1312dirtyfrankDec 18, 2008 0:31:07
(my dad knows all about the phylactery, and undead weaknesses. He's getting a priest friend of his to help out. trust me, they will pwn you. They're so awesome that they have NO stats, thus making them invincible. because if it has stats, you can kill it. If it doesn't, well. RUN.)
(Then why isn't he running from me?)
#1313dirtyfrankDec 18, 2008 0:33:18
THE VIEW COUNT IS OVER NINE THOUSAND!
(that's nothing compared to the Lords of creation threads in the campaign builder thread. One is at 20,000+ views and the other is at 30,000+ views.)
#1314baneofelvesDec 18, 2008 0:38:28
(Then why isn't he running from me?)
(err. he has a cleric to back him up, he knows your weaknesses and he and the cleric have no stats? wait..you mean this is gonna be an endless epic battle? AWESOME! {ok, this has gotten boring, lets move onto another controversial subject})
#1315dirtyfrankDec 18, 2008 0:41:08
(you have any sisters?)
#1316baneofelvesDec 18, 2008 0:45:16
(err. no. well, alright, yes. But she works with crazy people for a living, and while she is fun, she's becoming a bit like her clients. Just a lil' bit. She's not completely insane like me. She also has a tendency to stab the 'family jewels' first, and ask questions later. BEWARE!)
#1317pigknightDec 18, 2008 0:47:13
(Real question: Hot or not?)
#1318baneofelvesDec 18, 2008 0:50:34
(err. I'll just link a picture, and you decide. [it's from two years ago, ignore me I look terrible in that photo])
(Flames DirtyFrank for his assitude. Soccer is called Soccer in Canada too.)
(So Canada is part of the US?)
#1360ixien_kotharDec 18, 2008 11:11:48
(So Canada is part of the US?)
(Oh dear god no. Not even a little bit. Not even if they paid us. Not even if they took over the rest of the world and offered us the number 2 position. Not even if they nuked the entire planet and offered to save us. Not even if they gave each citizen a million dollars. Not even if they made me the supreme leader of Earth.....ok, maybe if they made me the Supreme Leader of Earth.)
(dirtyfrank is dirty, smelly, no good gorilla)
#1361dirtyfrankDec 18, 2008 11:21:19
(Oh dear god no. Not even a little bit. Not even if they paid us. Not even if they took over the rest of the world and offered us the number 2 position. Not even if they nuked the entire planet and offered to save us. Not even if they gave each citizen a million dollars. Not even if they made me the supreme leader of Earth.....ok, maybe if they made me the Supreme Leader of Earth.)
(So Canada is the US's ex-wife or something?)
(30 pages of continual uninterrupted posts.)
#1362dirtyfrankDec 18, 2008 12:04:23
(Only dumb people live in Shasta County! :P )
#1363ixien_kotharDec 18, 2008 12:31:17
(So Canada is the US's ex-wife or something?)
(30 pages of continual uninterrupted posts.)
(throws up all over dirtyfrank)
#1364brotherjgizmoDec 18, 2008 12:32:51
(Lick)
#1365dirtyfrankDec 18, 2008 12:54:52
(Lich)
#1366dirtyfrankDec 18, 2008 13:13:06
(If both the US and Canada were British colonies then doesn't that make Canada and the US siblings?)
#1367Cpt_MichaDec 18, 2008 13:14:23
(Posts link to an article describing Canadian/Us incest fantasies since they are siblings)
#1368dirtyfrankDec 18, 2008 13:17:11
(doesn't the US = lady liberty? So wouldn't this mean that it was a gay marriage with a lot of incestuous lesbian loven?)
#1369Cpt_MichaDec 18, 2008 13:20:41
(No Lady Liberty is just our pet)
#1370baneofelvesDec 18, 2008 14:25:35
(Bane of elves who's the hot chick in the middle of the picture you linked?)
(Hey, shut up! Don't talk about my sister like that! BTW, she has an EXTREME dislike for D&D. :evillaugh She's really into star trek, though. As you can guess, I'm the blond kid that had terrible clothes, and my brother looks like a thug who just got out of jail)
#1371Cpt_MichaDec 18, 2008 14:30:15
(Hey she's hot dude. Your fault for posting a picture with her in it. I don't need D&D to find common ground... *evil laugh*)
#1372baneofelvesDec 18, 2008 14:35:21
(Shut up, turdbucket!)
#1373Cpt_MichaDec 18, 2008 14:37:25
(It could be worse. I could be describing in detail the things I could find myself doing with her, should she be willing :evillaugh )
#1374baneofelvesDec 18, 2008 14:42:00
(She wouldn't be interested. She deal with guys like you all the time. She has plenty of ranks in intimidate)
#1375zombie_babiesDec 18, 2008 14:43:12
(hey ... uhh, guys ... would this ... uhh ... be an appropriate time to mention that I'm ... uhh ... a Trekkie myself? I'm bringin' it up ... umm ... out of the blue (yeah, that's it!) ... an' ... uhh ... it's like ... uhh ... totally and completely ... umm ... unrelated to the ... uhh ... hobbies of ... umm ... any poster's siblings. like ... uhh ... totally unrelated. an' stuff ...)
#1376baneofelvesDec 18, 2008 14:51:50
(Hah! She wouldn't look at you twice. She likes guys with confidence in themselves)
#1377zombie_babiesDec 18, 2008 14:55:04
(I ... uhh ... have tons of ... like ... confidence. an' junk. I'm ... umm ... jus' really ... uhh ... really ... good at ... like ... umm ... you know ... like ... bein' amusing in ... uhh ... a disarming sort of ... umm .... way. ;) :P )
#1378baneofelvesDec 18, 2008 15:00:41
(Hah! Loser. :P I think she already has a boyfriend)
#1379zombie_babiesDec 18, 2008 15:06:01
(well, in my experience, that doesn't always mean a whole helluva lot. ;) :P)
#1380baneofelvesDec 18, 2008 15:11:41
(True. especially when it comes to my sister. yeah, you'll have to have a wide range of interests to be able to hold a conversation that she'll enjoy)
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#1388dirtyfrankDec 18, 2008 17:39:25
(I just found out that there is a 50,000 character limit for posts)
#1389baneofelvesDec 18, 2008 18:56:23
(get a life)
#1390dirtyfrankDec 18, 2008 18:57:28
(it only takes a minute out of my day.)
#1391baneofelvesDec 18, 2008 19:02:59
(oh. copy/paste. right. duh. )
#1392dirtyfrankDec 18, 2008 19:17:57
(No, I can type really fast. Of course it was copy paste.)
#1393pigknightDec 18, 2008 19:56:07
(It's like you don't even try anymore.)
#1394minja_dupDec 18, 2008 20:00:50
(taps mountain, casts shock)
#1395dirtyfrankDec 18, 2008 20:02:23
(shock at the wall of text or at the page of me [a few pages back])
#1396Lord_VentnorDec 18, 2008 20:09:28
(Dear God, I've unleashed a [b]MONSTER!!![/b])
#1397doomsoughtDec 18, 2008 20:11:09
(rants about the names of ever poster on this thread, obviously uses thesaurus.reference.com without actually knowing what the words mean. Likely having chemical inspiration. a paragraph long sentence is cut off by dirtyfrank's character limit.)
(flamed by grammar Nazis for the next page)
#1398dirtyfrankDec 18, 2008 20:11:12
(What's the monster's name?)
#1399Lord_VentnorDec 18, 2008 20:13:21
(What's the monster's name?)
(It is [u]YOU!!![/u])
#1400dirtyfrankDec 18, 2008 20:19:20
(Why did you name it U?)
#1401pigknightDec 18, 2008 20:27:59
(NO U!)
#1402baneofelvesDec 18, 2008 20:32:26
( )
#1403dirtyfrankDec 18, 2008 20:49:40
(I know that I am a monster, but I had thought that I have always been unleashed. pigknight, you don't have to rub my Orcness in by using green.)
#1404baneofelvesDec 18, 2008 20:55:39
(So, when someone posts in red they're making fun of me for being a devil?)
#1405dirtyfrankDec 18, 2008 20:57:17
(no, only when they post in black)
#1406baneofelvesDec 18, 2008 20:59:40
(But I'm a reddish color, so why is it that black makes fun of me? Is it because of my black heart? Or my twisted soul?)
#1407dirtyfrankDec 18, 2008 21:12:55
(I guess you can get your way. The usage of red and/or black means that the poster is making fun of you.)
to StarDrifter, for the best thread since BestLines.
!
reports PigKnight for being off-topic)
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(OMGWTFBBQ, smiley style)
:lightbulb 
:bounce: :heehee 
:raincloud 
:surrender)
:coolcthul :coolcthul :coolcthul :coolcthul :coolcthul :coolcthul :coolcthul :coolcthul 
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:drool
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:raincloud 
:surrender 
:headexplo 
and generic comforting statement)
:inlove: 
.........A long wall of text where poster is unsure if shiftkitty is man or a woman.)
Chosen of Cyric)
, deftly brings it back to the OP 
, smilies 
, perks up more at poking a gender 
, gets bummed out upon realizing the word was "provoking" :raincloud, gets more bummed out thinking about war 
includes 
far 
many :invasion: smilies :headexplo)
post 
of 
previously 
unused 
smilies 
for 
no 
good 
reason 
at 
all :thumbsdow)
babe. Poster discusses how he would most definitely 
a woman that thinks that 
, some food 
. Then encourages him to go forth and do some good 
:looloo
, 
, and :looloo
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Long post about how I have plenty of friends that I hang out with all the time. Huge emphasis on how manly and strong I am.)
, 
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, go captain go, 
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to everybody)
, you have 24 permanents in play. 
It was about the 12th thread from the top.)
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:pile: 
:gah
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:inlove: :88E: