Post/Author/DateTime	Post
#1 sheihel Feb 12, 2009 16:17:00	(oooh yes, ZB, yes)
#2 Idolis Feb 12, 2009 16:34:40	(To dirtyfrank from the other thread thanks) (To She that sounded dirty and I liked it) :D
#3 sheihel Feb 12, 2009 16:35:53
#4 Idolis Feb 12, 2009 16:41:46	(Can I give it a try....Let's see...oh okay...mmmmmmmmm, oh baby that feels good, yeah just like that....OWWWW WATCH THE TEETH! ARE YOU TRYING TO BITE ME....from conversation I had while my wife nibbled on my....)
#5 dirtyfrank Feb 12, 2009 16:43:02	(Nibbled with or without her teeth in her mouth? ;))
#6 Idolis Feb 12, 2009 16:46:56	(My wife has all her teeth, I'm the one with dentures, Dammit!)
#7 sheihel Feb 12, 2009 16:52:57	About quitting... Lost my mom to lung cancer on 3/20/08. I'm going to be setting up some college funds for my kids w/ the money she left them today. I bought her house on the cheap to close the estate. She had a stroke just before she died and croaked out "I'm proud of you". It still was and is the crappiest day of my life. I miss her like crazy and am ****** as hell that she's not here. Your wife deserves you to be around for a long time. There endth the lecture. Think about good sex till your 100.
#8 Idolis Feb 12, 2009 16:58:42	(Thanks Sheihel, yeah I wouldn't want to deprive my wife of the good sex she's getting....oh wait you meant the sex I'm getting...okay, that's good too)
#9 dirtyfrank Feb 12, 2009 17:21:01	Think about good sex till your 100. (Would two 100 year olds in bed be considered "good sex?" At 100 wouldn't good be implied seeing as anything that didn't include you dying be good?)
#10 orenthes Feb 12, 2009 17:25:43	Thank God that the first thread got locked, its only a matter of time now before the circling vultures get this one too. BTW, no offense intended with my little posts in these threads, I just like giving y'all a hard time :-)
#11 Idolis Feb 12, 2009 17:28:06	(To dirtyfrank: According to you by the time I'm 100 we could have all the automated sex we want because we could just download ourselves into preprogrammed robots that continuosly do the one thing that gives me the most pleasure and "bang our drums" just like the energizer bunny)
#12 dirtyfrank Feb 12, 2009 17:33:40	(Probably but probably not.)
#13 dirtyfrank Feb 12, 2009 17:49:35	(To dirtyfrank from the other thread thanks) (You're not going to be able to truly quit until you want to quit for yourself. You must want to quit to be able to permanently kick the habit. If you need a little extra something then everyday when you wake up say, "Today, I will not smoke a cigarette." As long as you can mean this and be truthful to yourself it should help as an extra motivation/push to kick the habit. It is something that you need to take day by day and not all at once.)
#14 Idolis Feb 12, 2009 17:55:07	(Thanks again. You know when I started that thread I expected maybe one or two replies and at least one of them would be of the flame variety. It is refreshing to know that people actually care enough to respond to a thread with thoughtful and insightful posts when the thread has nothing to do with role playing or gaming in any form.)
#15 dirtyfrank Feb 12, 2009 18:00:56	(What did you expect? You know there is a reason why this is the OTT. Off Topic as in it has nothing to do with D&D.)
#16 Lord_Ventnor Feb 12, 2009 18:08:02	(WHAT... THE... F.)
#17 dirtyfrank Feb 12, 2009 18:17:11	( What?)
#18 minja_dup Feb 12, 2009 20:17:13	(page 1, help)
#19 dirtyfrank Feb 12, 2009 20:20:20	(*Gives Minja help*)
#20 pigknight Feb 12, 2009 22:12:41	(I wanted to start the part 2! :weep
#21 dirtyfrank Feb 12, 2009 22:28:47	(Slowpoke!)
#22 Idolis Feb 12, 2009 22:50:10	(Ha, you guys are hillarious)
#23 dirtyfrank Feb 12, 2009 22:59:16	(What makes me funny? I've never understood why people think I'm funny. Half the time I'm not trying to be funny.)
#24 Idolis Feb 12, 2009 23:01:25	(That's the best kind of funny. Effortless)
#25 dirtyfrank Feb 12, 2009 23:03:43	(Half the time I'm trying to be an ass, but because I'm lazy I have little to no emotion with what I say. The result is that everyone thinks I'm being sarcastic.)
#26 Idolis Feb 12, 2009 23:07:48	(I have a very sarcastic sense of humor that easily offends people. I try to explain that I was just kidding but people just can't tell.)
#27 dirtyfrank Feb 12, 2009 23:15:33	(People can't tell that I'm being serious half of the time. They think I'm being sarcastic when I'm trying to be a jerk. At least I've learned what tones of voice to use if I want to get a laugh.)
#28 Idolis Feb 12, 2009 23:24:18	(My voice is kinda gruff, smoking *cough cough*, so it doesn't lend itself easily to different tones.)
#29 dirtyfrank Feb 12, 2009 23:32:22	(Ha, Ha! :pbbbtt (I don't really use different tones I just use a lack of them. I also use a lack of emotion a lot of times too.)
#30 Idolis Feb 12, 2009 23:34:01	(HaHaHa*cough cough wheeze cough cough* Haha)
#31 dirtyfrank Feb 12, 2009 23:35:42	(Do you listen to radio at all?)
#32 Idolis Feb 12, 2009 23:36:56	(Yeah. Now don't laugh....Are you ready?....Get this...I'm a country fan)
#33 dirtyfrank Feb 12, 2009 23:43:12	(Country is eh-kay. When I listen for music I listen to rock stations but for the most part I listen in the morning. The greatest thing about Sacramento California is that they have the greatest morning talk show on the planet. I you want to sample it then just google rob arnie dawn. These are the names of the hosts. This show is the funniest thing on this planet. It's what gets me up in the morning [besides my alarm clock].)
#34 Idolis Feb 12, 2009 23:51:24	(I grew up in St. Louis. There was a lot of variety but I just preferred country. I listened to the Craig Coronet Morning Show on The Bull. Since I moved though I get up to late to listen to morning radio)
#35 pigknight Feb 12, 2009 23:54:47	(Country is the most "emo" music ever.)
#36 Idolis Feb 13, 2009 0:00:11	(I would argue that rock and rap have a lot of "emo" to them too. But I like those too. Southern Rock comes in second, Lynyrd Skynyrd rock, then comes Hard Rock, AC/DC rule, then comes metal, Rob Zombie is the Man, and finally rap but growing up in the inner city it was rammed down my throat so it just doesn't appeal to me like it should, still Eminem is a funny funny guy.)
#37 pigknight Feb 13, 2009 0:01:09	(Country has been proven to be the most depressing music genre.)
#38 Idolis Feb 13, 2009 0:03:07	(Now Now....I agree country can be depressing but nothing beats their love songs and I mean nothing)
#39 dirtyfrank Feb 13, 2009 0:04:12	(If you play country backwards then your truck will start, your dog will come back to life, and your girlfriend (or wife) will return to you.)
#40 Idolis Feb 13, 2009 0:05:53	(Yep. Yep. I know but you forgot about getting your job back and your mom getting out of prison)
#41 dirtyfrank Feb 13, 2009 0:07:02	(and you become sober again.)
#42 Idolis Feb 13, 2009 0:08:20	(And it stops raining and you get to the train station on time)
#43 dirtyfrank Feb 13, 2009 0:18:36	(Explain "to prevent thread crashing")
#44 Idolis Feb 13, 2009 0:21:45	(I have no idea. Maybe because it was growing so fast. It couldn't be the number of posts but just maybe we were posting at an unexpected speed.)
#45 dirtyfrank Feb 13, 2009 0:26:42	(That's the only thing I can think of. There are other threads that are larger than it, such as one that is 400+ pages but it has been around for about 3 years. The original CS was around for a couple of months and had reached page 139. It had a growth rate of at least 2 to 3 pages per day, and we're talking over a several month period. I think a couple of times we got almost 4 or 5 pages in a day. I know that I did a page by myself within about a 5 to 6 minute window, but that was for screwing around purposes.)
#46 Novacat Feb 13, 2009 0:33:07	(The forums used to do daily maintenance, which is probably why they used to be able to handle explosive threads like this. Now they're onto weekly maintenance, so that could be the issue.) (On an unrelated note, this thread is not anything like what the other thread was, or at least what it started as, so why are we still using parenthesis?)
#47 Idolis Feb 13, 2009 0:35:17	(Because its cool. No, but seriously, I don't know. I guess its a habbit. I find myself doing the same thing in other threads but catch myself before I post.)
#48 dirtyfrank Feb 13, 2009 0:53:12	(On an unrelated note, this thread is not anything like what the other thread was, or at least what it started as, so why are we still using parenthesis?) (It's a sort of like a thread formality. The other thread started as a satire but after a while everything that could have been said was said. It then went off into all other types of discussions that were mainly made up of a lot of innuendos. It just became the thread where anything goes. Basically everything is on topic unless it violates the CoC.) (So if I was to post as much as I could in this thread to beef up this thread as much as possible I could get get this thread closed? That seems really cool. I just may try it........soon. :D)
#49 Idolis Feb 13, 2009 0:56:16	(That would be sooooo coooool. We are the kings and queens of thread destroying)
#50 dirtyfrank Feb 13, 2009 0:59:20	(I'm thinking that we can do something similar to what ZB and I do where it is a bunch of short and quick dialogue that leaves a lot to the imagination and adds many posts to the thread quickly. I think we can start it in the morning once everyone is fresh and awake.)
#51 Idolis Feb 13, 2009 1:00:55	(Sounds good.)
#52 dirtyfrank Feb 13, 2009 1:02:13	(Sounds good or reads good? ;) Of course it sounds good, I'm the one who thunked it up.)
#53 Idolis Feb 13, 2009 1:03:09	(You're a good thunker then)
#54 baneofelves Feb 13, 2009 1:04:44	(what the hell? why is the old thread locked? )
#55 dirtyfrank Feb 13, 2009 1:05:36	(I the thunkiest person me know. *ego inflates*)
#56 Idolis Feb 13, 2009 1:05:49	(It was growing too fast. At least that is our supposition.)
#57 dirtyfrank Feb 13, 2009 1:06:09	(what the hell? why is the old thread locked? ) (Because we post toooooooo much, or because you left the forums for a while.)
#58 pigknight Feb 13, 2009 1:07:26	(The old thread was growing to fast and was getting to big that they had to lock it for the safety of the whole forum. The funny part is I'm serious. :D)
#59 Idolis Feb 13, 2009 1:19:23	(What the hell just happened? I got the message that boards were down again for maintenance. Did anyone else?)
#60 baneofelves Feb 13, 2009 1:23:55	(yah. it happens. @ dirty: I had classes today. that's why I left. I can now make a ceramic mug effortlessly! And my interent is only now working effectively.)
#61 pigknight Feb 13, 2009 1:24:06	(Me too.)
#62 baneofelves Feb 13, 2009 1:25:02	(so...piggy. are we cool? No hard feelings? Right?)
#63 aradaine Feb 13, 2009 7:00:00	(Controversial statement about BaneofElves)
#64 The_White_Sorcerer Feb 13, 2009 8:02:05	(inflammatory statement that can be found offensive on some level by all the people in the world)
#65 zombie_babies Feb 13, 2009 8:34:27	(i almost restarted this sucker myself after i saw webby's lock request but i felt that that honor should be reserved for piggy. still, it's back and that's good enough for me. so we're trying to crash this one sooner? well, let's get started. ;) what's it gonna be? hell porn lines or more slap the salmon stuff? :D)
#66 sheihel Feb 13, 2009 10:12:37	(I was having so much fun that when the thread got locked, I just continued where CS left off which was ZB saying oh no. Oh well, my brain just doesn't work well sometimes)
#67 dirtyfrank Feb 13, 2009 10:22:20	(Then turn it completely on.)
#68 sheihel Feb 13, 2009 10:24:21	(That would be dangerous. Especially at work.)
#69 dirtyfrank Feb 13, 2009 10:31:07	(Why?)
#70 pigknight Feb 13, 2009 10:43:30	(so...piggy. are we cool? No hard feelings? Right?) (Ya, sorry your posts were all buried. My bad.)
#71 sheihel Feb 13, 2009 10:48:21	(i work at a call center and must turn off the parts of my brain that are wiseass and want to call stupid people stupid)
#72 dirtyfrank Feb 13, 2009 10:56:46	(That's why I couldn't work at such a place. I would be too much of a jerk to everyone.)
#73 pigknight Feb 13, 2009 10:58:50	(*Ring, ring* Caller: Ya I got my stuck in the new IKEA sofa.... You: Oh hell no...)
#74 dirtyfrank Feb 13, 2009 11:02:48	(Me: Then cut it off. *hangs up*)
#75 Cpt_Micha Feb 13, 2009 11:07:03	("Sir, first you have to get out a knife and cut it off to free yourself.. then call the doctor")
#76 dirtyfrank Feb 13, 2009 11:26:52	(Screw telling them to call the doctor. We should tell them to call 911 because they will need someone there ASAP. I of course wouldn't bother to give them that advice.)
#77 sheihel Feb 13, 2009 11:29:55	(*Ring, ring* Caller: Ya I got my stuck in the new IKEA sofa.... You: Oh hell no...) (Me: Of couse I can pull a miracle out of my *** while you're shouting at me! Do it all the time!)
#78 dirtyfrank Feb 13, 2009 11:31:40	(Really? So, your like a faerie god mother or something?)
#79 minja_dup Feb 13, 2009 11:37:17	(help)
#80 Cpt_Micha Feb 13, 2009 11:38:07	(Offers to help the helpful Minja)
#81 zombie_babies Feb 13, 2009 11:39:59	(the proper response to a man that got his pecker stuck in a couch is: "what are you wearing?" ;))
#82 sheihel Feb 13, 2009 11:47:39	(Really? So, your like a faerie god mother or something?) (actually I play a homebrew flower fairy who is a rouge/assasin. She throws a mean shuriken. and yes if people are nice I have been known to get a miracle or two done.)
#83 dirtyfrank Feb 13, 2009 11:52:47	(So, you're one of those kind of women. ;)) (I just cut my hair.)
#84 zombie_babies Feb 13, 2009 12:01:49	(which one? :rimshot
#85 Cpt_Micha Feb 13, 2009 12:03:42	(Makes a sequel to Twilight. That should be controversial enough)
#86 dirtyfrank Feb 13, 2009 12:05:44	(which one? :rimshot (You suck at playing the drums.) (I shaved the hair off of my head. It is now at 1/2 an inch in length. :evillaugh)
#87 sheihel Feb 13, 2009 12:08:10	(I'm dying my hair reddish brown later)
#88 zombie_babies Feb 13, 2009 12:10:18	(You suck at playing the drums.) (i know. that's why i had that smiley guy do it for me.) (I shaved the hair off of my head. It is now at 1/2 an inch in length. :evillaugh) (half an inch? hippy! mine's about [sup]3[/sup]/8. grow up and cut your hair like an adult!)
#89 Idolis Feb 13, 2009 12:18:21	(She my wife just dyed her hair strawberry blonde in the front that darkens to her natural brunnette in the back)
#90 sheihel Feb 13, 2009 12:20:34	(She my wife just dyed her hair strawberry blonde in the front that darkens to her natural brunnette in the back) (That sounds really pretty)
#91 Idolis Feb 13, 2009 12:25:05	(It is. And I'll tell her you said so. She'll appreciate it. I picked on her a little bit and called her my little firebrand. She laughed but had a slightly hurt look on her face. I'm going to have to do a little something extra for Valentine's Day to make it up to her.)
#92 dirtyfrank Feb 13, 2009 12:39:34	(Like buy her jewelry. A diamond is a woman's best friend.)
#93 Idolis Feb 13, 2009 12:44:29	(I've got the jewelry thing covered for years to come. We aren't actually married yet but will be soon. The engagement ring set me back a lot. She's really more into the romance thing so I decided to reserve a room at a Casino/Hotel with a beauty spa. I think she would like the pampering. Do ya think that is a enough?)
#94 Kobold_Avenger Feb 13, 2009 12:46:19	(flames the OP for restarting a locked thread, then proceedes to rant about the fact that Kobold haven't been given a player write-up in dragon yet. Rants about the Pro-Gnome facist pigs on the boards)
#95 dirtyfrank Feb 13, 2009 12:46:22	(As long as you go out of your way to do and get her stuff then it should be fine.)
#96 Idolis Feb 13, 2009 12:59:37	(I never fail to do that. I'm her b**** and she knows it.)
#97 zombie_babies Feb 13, 2009 13:00:00	(bunny. bunny bunny bunny bunny - bunny bunny - bunny bunny, bunny bunny bunny bunny *******s. bunny, bunny!)
#98 dirtyfrank Feb 13, 2009 13:01:51	(munny. munny munny munny munny - munny munny - munny munny, munny munny munny munny *******s. munny, munny!)
#99 zombie_babies Feb 13, 2009 13:03:20	(bunny is better. munny better, even.)
#100 Idolis Feb 13, 2009 13:04:47	(Hoppity hop hop, hoppity hop hop... my toe...skippity skip skip my blankity toe.
#101 dirtyfrank Feb 13, 2009 13:04:49	(munny is better. runny better, even.)
#102 zombie_babies Feb 13, 2009 13:05:54	(i dunno. bunny is pretty munny. it's downright xunny, actually. and nothin' tops xunny. 'cept maybe nunny. dirty, dirty nunny.)
#103 dirtyfrank Feb 13, 2009 13:07:59	(nunnys are dirty)
#104 zombie_babies Feb 13, 2009 13:14:33	(that's why they're so deliciously xunny. dirty nunnys (no, it is not spelled "nunnies") are hawt.) (hell nunny porn)
#105 Idolis Feb 13, 2009 13:16:11	(Gunny's are funny'ser)
#106 dirtyfrank Feb 13, 2009 13:18:38	(hell nunny porn) (*gets some popcorn out and starts eating it with one hand. The other hand is....................hiding. Ya, it's hiding. :D*)
#107 zombie_babies Feb 13, 2009 13:23:06	(where? where?)
#108 Idolis Feb 13, 2009 13:24:19	(Find's dirtyfranks hand....and likes it)
#109 dirtyfrank Feb 13, 2009 13:24:42	(If you knew where the hand was hiding then the hand wouldn't be hidden any more which sort of defeats the whole purpose of hiding in the first place. It's hiding in a fun place.)
#110 zombie_babies Feb 13, 2009 13:25:48	(where? where? is it in candyland? that's a fun place! don't believe me? well, check it out: hell candyland porn)
#111 dirtyfrank Feb 13, 2009 13:26:54	(Aren't there a bunch of childr......in......cand......:yuck
#112 zombie_babies Feb 13, 2009 13:48:59	(that's why it's such a fun place! just fill your pockets with candy and see what happens!)
#113 dirtyfrank Feb 13, 2009 13:51:28	(What happens is a bunch of children want hide their hands in your pockets.)
#114 zombie_babies Feb 13, 2009 14:02:08	(you let 'em and then you wiggle. you wiggle a lot.)
#115 Idolis Feb 13, 2009 14:03:24	(Right ball left pocket)
#116 dirtyfrank Feb 13, 2009 14:08:58	(So we know that if you put candy in your pocket you attract children. If you put jewels, especially diamond, rubies, sapphires and emeralds, do you attract women?)
#117 sheihel Feb 13, 2009 14:10:30
#118 dirtyfrank Feb 13, 2009 14:12:10	(You don't like jewels or do you not like pocket surprises? ;))
#119 Idolis Feb 13, 2009 14:12:31	(So we know that if you put candy in your pocket you attract children. If you put jewels, especially diamond, rubies, sapphires and emeralds, do you attract women?) (Nah, women prefer credit cards. Lots and lots of credit cards) (Sorry She. Had to say it. Got caught up in the moment.)
#120 dirtyfrank Feb 13, 2009 14:14:58	(So how many credit cards per pocket would be appropriate?)
#121 Idolis Feb 13, 2009 14:18:10	(Depends on the spending limit)
#122 zombie_babies Feb 13, 2009 14:19:26	(yeah, one am-ex oughtta do it.)
#123 sheihel Feb 13, 2009 14:21:47	(So we know that if you put candy in your pocket you attract children. If you put jewels, especially diamond, rubies, sapphires and emeralds, do you attract women?) (First valentines Day with Mr. Right I got flowers, chocolates, a hello kitty in a kimono, and a PHB. I'd like some dice this year.)
#124 Idolis Feb 13, 2009 14:23:32	(Simple taste. Very cool.)
#125 dirtyfrank Feb 13, 2009 14:24:44	(Nothing says "I love you honey" like a brand new PHB.)
#126 zombie_babies Feb 13, 2009 14:28:34	(or a big honkin' sign that says "i love you honey". or a whole bunch of candy in your pockets ...)
#127 minja_dup Feb 13, 2009 14:29:38
#128 Idolis Feb 13, 2009 14:30:01	(With a little note in side that says. "For my Enchantress for all the magic she brings into my life."
#129 dirtyfrank Feb 13, 2009 14:31:30	(Why the face Minja?)
#130 zombie_babies Feb 13, 2009 14:41:46	(cuz everybody's got a face. well, almost everybody.) (*puts candy in pockets*)
#131 minja_dup Feb 13, 2009 14:49:16	(cuz everybody's got a face. well, almost everybody.) (*puts candy in pockets*)
#132 zombie_babies Feb 13, 2009 14:51:44	(what? you've never had candy in your pocket? sheesh, minja. i don't know why you like to make those nasty faces at me. i'm a good boy. really!)
#133 dirtyfrank Feb 13, 2009 14:52:03	(Do you not like candy? Or do you just don't like to search other peoples pockets for candy?)
#134 dirtyfrank Feb 13, 2009 15:52:22	(Why frosty should not be trusted)
#135 zombie_babies Feb 13, 2009 15:57:39	(i thought it was cuz he had candy in his pockets. good ol' uncle frosty ... what?) (hell frosty candy pockets porn)
#136 dirtyfrank Feb 13, 2009 16:15:46	(That porn is so hawt that frosty melts half way through it.)
#137 Idolis Feb 13, 2009 16:40:48	(MMMMMMMMM Gurgle Gurgle Melted Frosty)
#138 dirtyfrank Feb 13, 2009 19:10:18	(Where are all the white women?)
#139 Idolis Feb 13, 2009 19:14:17	(They drowned in Frosty's melted white goodness)
#140 dirtyfrank Feb 13, 2009 19:21:22	(NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!)
#141 Idolis Feb 13, 2009 19:29:39	(*Begins singing "I've Got Friends in Low Places)
#142 dirtyfrank Feb 13, 2009 19:58:38	(Idolis, who's user profile were you viewing at just a minute ago?)
#143 Idolis Feb 13, 2009 20:03:33	(I was writing bane a private message. Why? Did I do something wrong?)
#144 dirtyfrank Feb 13, 2009 20:06:39	(No, I just looked at your profile to see what you were up to and it said "viewing user profile" and just a few minutes ago it said "private massaging." It then got me thinking, "who on these forums is interesting enough to PM?" I of course couldn't think of anybody.)
#145 Idolis Feb 13, 2009 20:08:46	(Oh okay. For a minute there I thought I broke some kind of forum ettiquete.)
#146 minja_dup Feb 13, 2009 20:13:56	(No, I just looked at your profile to see what you were up to and it said "viewing user profile" and just a few minutes ago it said "private massaging." It then got me thinking, "who on these forums is interesting enough to PM?" I of course couldn't think of anybody.) (You obviously weren't thinking too hard... )
#147 dirtyfrank Feb 13, 2009 20:17:06	(You obviously weren't thinking too hard... ) (I guess RUMPLESTIX and ZB are kind of cool but they aren't on right now so I wouldn't get a response for a while. There are a few people in Astrid's that are cool but I don't think Idolis has interacted with them at all. Who else am I missing......)
#148 minja_dup Feb 13, 2009 20:19:31	(I guess RUMPLESTIX and ZB are kind of cool but they aren't on right now so I wouldn't get a response for a while. There are a few people in Astrid's that are cool but I don't think Idolis has interacted with them at all. Who else am I missing......)
#149 dirtyfrank Feb 13, 2009 20:21:41	(What's wrong? Why do you have that look on your face? Did I forget your birthday? Our banniversary?)
#150 minja_dup Feb 13, 2009 20:26:31	(What's wrong? Why do you have that look on your face? Did I forget your birthday? Our banniversary?)
#151 dirtyfrank Feb 13, 2009 20:30:09	(.....I'm sorry I dissed on diet soda?) (OK, OK. Minja, you are cool too.)
#152 minja_dup Feb 13, 2009 20:32:18
#153 dirtyfrank Feb 13, 2009 20:37:00	(I'm glad to see that we got the whole diet soda thing behind us. I dodged that bullet.)
#154 Idolis Feb 13, 2009 20:47:09	(I have a feeling you aren't quite out of the woods yet. Those Minjas have been known to hold a grudge when you insult their choice of beverages.)
#155 dirtyfrank Feb 13, 2009 20:50:45	(Well, I feel confident that we have gotten this whole diet soda thing behind us. Now I can continue being cool and she can continue being Minja. )
#156 Idolis Feb 13, 2009 20:51:38	(Rabbit)
#157 Idolis Feb 13, 2009 20:57:13	(Wife is sending me to the store on the corner. I'll be back shortly. I am not leaving the site though so it will be a little bit before I answer any posts)
#158 dirtyfrank Feb 13, 2009 20:59:39	(Have fun)
#159 Idolis Feb 13, 2009 21:10:40	( it's cold.)
#160 dirtyfrank Feb 13, 2009 21:19:12	(Really? I didn't know that it got cold in winter. Who would have thunk it.)
#161 Idolis Feb 13, 2009 21:20:48	(I tolja alredy, yer uh bedder thunker thin me)
#162 dirtyfrank Feb 13, 2009 21:31:26	(No me not)
#163 Idolis Feb 13, 2009 21:37:02	(*Listening to "Beer for My Horses")
#164 dirtyfrank Feb 14, 2009 9:16:14	(The thing about sigs is, no one cares what you put in them. So, please, for the love of civility, sblock your gigantic lists of BS no one really cares to see. Thank you.)
#165 Cpt_Micha Feb 14, 2009 9:19:31	(Posts pictures of demotivational posters, related to Minjas)
#166 dirtyfrank Feb 14, 2009 9:22:19	(Are Minjas suppose to be demotivational?)
#167 Idolis Feb 14, 2009 11:03:06	(I'm itchy)
#168 minja_dup Feb 14, 2009 11:34:31	(Are Minjas suppose to be demotivational?) (Quite the opposite...:D )
#169 Idolis Feb 14, 2009 14:21:07	(na na, na na, Minja cheers for me and not for you )
#170 dirtyfrank Feb 14, 2009 17:24:40	(I'm man enough that I don't need Minja for motivation. :pbbbtt
#171 gadren Feb 14, 2009 18:54:45	(Writes insulting post about how minjas are over-rated, then links to a youtube video of a dwarf pirate.)
#172 Idolis Feb 14, 2009 18:59:56	(*Says: I hate dwarf pirates. ala Grouchy Smurf.)
#173 gadren Feb 14, 2009 19:11:25	(*Says: I hate dwarf pirates. ala Grouchy Smurf.) (Writes a post conjecturing about something sexual that Grouchy Smurf did with/to your mother.)
#174 Idolis Feb 14, 2009 19:17:31	(*Pats you on the back and says:You're alright in my book.) (Shrugs and thinks if you know my mom that well you must be a paying customer)
#175 Idolis Feb 14, 2009 20:44:42	(I know, I know...this is a double post but I thought everyone should know that Gadren is a troll. I got rid of him but he confirmed it when he PMed to laugh at the post. I thought it better to humor him than engage in his senseless trolling.)
#176 minja_dup Feb 14, 2009 20:47:13	(long winded explanation about how I am not over rated)
#177 Idolis Feb 14, 2009 20:51:01	(*Reads Minja's long winded post and nods with every other word in total agreement)
#178 gadren Feb 14, 2009 21:19:48	(long winded explanation about how I am not over rated) (Responds with a TLDR)
#179 dirtyfrank Feb 15, 2009 0:12:33	(long winded explanation about how I am not over rated) (Explains why Minja is overrated by mentioning that she has not started a thread yet.)
#180 Idolis Feb 15, 2009 0:12:41	(Gadren, I apologize whole heartedly for calling you a troll. I took the crack about my mother a little more seriously than I at first thought. I know you were joking. In addition, I wrote that without realizing that I had offered you my advice on another thread and for that I feel really, really stupid and ashamed. This is me eating crow and relishing every bite.)
#181 dirtyfrank Feb 15, 2009 0:31:41	(Idolis, your mom is one hell of a woman. ;))
#182 Idolis Feb 15, 2009 0:37:16	(Thanks, she has to be. She gave birth to the wonderfulest baby boy in the world.....my little brother. She got it wrong with me.:D )
#183 gadren Feb 15, 2009 0:41:33	(Gadren, I apologize whole heartedly for calling you a troll. I took the crack about my mother a little more seriously than I at first thought. I know you were joking. In addition, I wrote that without realizing that I had offered you my advice on another thread and for that I feel really, really stupid and ashamed. This is me eating crow and relishing every bite.) (Isn't the point of this thread to be a "troll"?... erm, I mean.... "TLDR")
#184 Idolis Feb 15, 2009 0:44:48	(Hey you're back. You're right it is. I was a little overly sensitive. Sorry again.)
#185 dirtyfrank Feb 15, 2009 0:46:30	(It just sucks how women can't get it right every time. :nonono
#186 Idolis Feb 15, 2009 0:55:22	(That's what we're here for.)
#187 dirtyfrank Feb 15, 2009 0:56:54	(What? could you please explain why you, the "bad one," is here to keep women from having "bad ones.")
#188 Idolis Feb 15, 2009 1:01:36	(As an example of a up they are capable of and try to avoid)
#189 dirtyfrank Feb 15, 2009 1:03:49	(So how is this suppose to help out our friends of the Grape Republic?)
#190 Idolis Feb 15, 2009 1:08:35	(Screw the grapes. Let's make wine.)
#191 dirtyfrank Feb 15, 2009 1:09:51	(For the supreme Grape whom is the only one that may drink the sacred wine?)
#192 Idolis Feb 15, 2009 1:17:39	(Sure, but do you think we could spare some for ourselves.)
#193 dirtyfrank Feb 15, 2009 1:22:33	(No, low life scum like us are not worthy to have any Sacred Wine. We can only hope to drink the Sexy Cider, but only if we have succeeded in a dangerous and honorable deed.)
#194 Idolis Feb 15, 2009 1:25:31	(I can live with that but first I have to get some Beer of Bravery from the Amber Fields on the Plains Of Peril in the Mourning Mountains)
#195 dirtyfrank Feb 15, 2009 1:27:58	(How about some Mead of Meat?)
#196 Idolis Feb 15, 2009 1:32:56	(Sure, but then we would have to travel all the way to the Forest of Frozen Foods.)
#197 dirtyfrank Feb 15, 2009 1:36:47	(We need to get some Whiskey from the Whistling Weasels.)
#198 Idolis Feb 15, 2009 1:43:33	(Yeah we really should. We could pick up some Vodka of Victimless Crime on the way)
#199 dirtyfrank Feb 15, 2009 1:55:24	(Have you had any of Genie's Gin?)
#200 Idolis Feb 15, 2009 2:05:13	(Sure I drink it with Tonic of Terror)
#201 dirtyfrank Feb 15, 2009 2:07:22	(Fruit juice is always good with any of these.)
#202 Idolis Feb 15, 2009 2:13:33	(Yep but I mix everything with coke)
#203 dirtyfrank Feb 15, 2009 2:14:36	(The powder?)
#204 Idolis Feb 15, 2009 2:19:32	(No, of course not. Well sometimes.)
#205 dirtyfrank Feb 15, 2009 2:20:26	(:nonono
#206 Idolis Feb 15, 2009 2:24:51	(I'm a smoker not a sniffer)
#207 dirtyfrank Feb 15, 2009 2:26:17	(Drugs are bad, M'kay)
#208 Idolis Feb 15, 2009 2:27:39	(M'kay.)
#209 dirtyfrank Feb 15, 2009 2:31:12	(Move along people, nothing to see here.)
#210 Idolis Feb 15, 2009 2:35:53	(You don't have to go home but you can't stay here)
#211 dirtyfrank Feb 15, 2009 2:37:06	(I'm already home, so does that mean that I still have to leave here?)
#212 Idolis Feb 15, 2009 2:41:06	(No! Leave!)
#213 dirtyfrank Feb 15, 2009 2:43:05	(I'm sorry but I'm not going to leave your mom all alone, especially after Valentines day.)
#214 Idolis Feb 15, 2009 2:46:57	(Is she worth the money?)
#215 dirtyfrank Feb 15, 2009 2:47:31	(Hells ya she is.)
#216 Idolis Feb 15, 2009 2:54:07	(Rub my face in it why don't ya)
#217 dirtyfrank Feb 15, 2009 2:56:52	(*Rubs face in it* and by "it" I mean "Idolis' mom" and by "face" I mean "my face.") (I'll be going to bed. And be "bed" I mean "the place where Idolis' mom sleeps." ;))
#218 Idolis Feb 15, 2009 2:59:27	(Mommy, now you treat Master Dirtyfrank good. Ya hear?)
#219 dirtyfrank Feb 15, 2009 3:00:12	(She hears. Now we need some quiet time. )
#220 Idolis Feb 15, 2009 3:03:26	(Plug your ears, she's a screamer)
#221 dirtyfrank Feb 15, 2009 13:17:27	(It's good to have a performance meter. A performometer.)
#222 minja_dup Feb 15, 2009 13:39:35	(better than a perforate-or)
#223 dirtyfrank Feb 15, 2009 13:43:21	(I'll be doing the perforating around here.)
#224 Idolis Feb 15, 2009 17:56:04	(My wife is so awesome. She enjoyed her day at the spa so much yesterday and the fact that I spent all morning cleaning house that she took me to see "Taken" and says next week we're seeing "Friday the 13th")
#225 dirtyfrank Feb 15, 2009 17:56:52	(I liked Taken, how about you?)
#226 Idolis Feb 15, 2009 18:00:58	(It was pretty good. It was definitely the kind of movie I like.)
#227 dirtyfrank Feb 15, 2009 18:02:04	(What was your favorite scene?)
#228 Idolis Feb 15, 2009 18:05:26	(There were two, the guy getting hit by the garbage truck, and the other guy getting fried in the makeshift electric chair. Simple poetry)
#229 dirtyfrank Feb 15, 2009 18:09:10	(I like the electric chair thing too, and the guy hit by truck was funny. good scenes.)
#230 Idolis Feb 15, 2009 18:17:02	(My wife cried at the end, but she cries about everything)
#231 dirtyfrank Feb 15, 2009 18:18:46	(I hate it when people cry.)
#232 Idolis Feb 15, 2009 18:55:54	(What's bad is when a movie or TV show makes me mad and I scream at the screen she says, "It's just a show." But let her start crying at every sappy part and I try to tell her the same thing she asks, "Don't you feel anything?" Man that blows.)
#233 dirtyfrank Feb 15, 2009 18:58:27	(I know, it sucks to be a man. )
#234 Idolis Feb 15, 2009 19:02:27	(Not all the time. Most of the time though.)
#235 dirtyfrank Feb 15, 2009 19:04:10	(It would be so cool to be a woman. If I was a woman then I'd be able to do just about anything.)
#236 Idolis Feb 15, 2009 19:06:36	(I wound spend all my time trying to suck my own boob)
#237 dirtyfrank Feb 15, 2009 19:08:05	(That's because you are perverted. Why would you have only one boob?)
#238 Idolis Feb 15, 2009 19:10:28	(Tries to further this conversation but an ORC deletes it)
#239 dirtyfrank Feb 15, 2009 19:12:30	(It is so cool that WotC decided to hire Orcs.)
#240 Idolis Feb 15, 2009 19:16:25	(It was so they couldn't sue them for discrimination. They're only widowdressing.)
#241 minja_dup Feb 15, 2009 19:32:30	(help)
#242 Idolis Feb 15, 2009 19:38:32	(What's wrong? Is the pool too shallow?)
#243 dirtyfrank Feb 15, 2009 19:39:03	(help) (What do you need help with?)
#244 dirtyfrank Feb 15, 2009 20:21:37	(And if the one you love is not quite as smitten, she'll like you better when you kill a kitten.)
#245 zombie_babies Feb 16, 2009 8:39:39	(stephen lynch? i can't remember. but killin' kittens is always cool. and romantic. and smexy. and something else.) (edit: stephen lynch is coming to a theater near me. i don't think i'm going to go. i've only ever seen one comic in concert: li'l jimmy norton. it was really fun, but he was also playin' a place much closer to where i live. i also need to decide whether or not i'm going to a concert tomorrow night. i don't think so, but it might be cool. the dreaming is gonna be around here someplace and what i've heard of their stuff, i like. still, it's a work night and i'm old. and i'm not sure that i like 'em enough to miss sleep. tasty, tasty sleep. so should i go or should i sleep?)
#246 dirtyfrank Feb 16, 2009 13:00:39	(Sleep is always great.) (killing kittens isn't easy, and if the thought makes you feel queasy, grab a pitch fork from the shed, and kill a puppy dog instead!)
#247 zombie_babies Feb 16, 2009 13:05:01	(i prefer to punt them myself. you just need to remember to punt them off of something really, really high. they always land on their feet, you know, so you must make sure they fall far enough to make that interesting little habit irrelevant. it doesn't matter if they land on their feet when they've been punted over a precipice say, oh at least a hundred feet above ground. that'll drive those li'l kitty legs right through the top of their back. splat.)
#248 dirtyfrank Feb 16, 2009 13:11:07	(I don't think it will matter how a cat will land if you break a few of its ribs when you punt it. That is unless you are punting super kittens.)
#249 zombie_babies Feb 16, 2009 13:30:03	(i don't discriminate when it comes to punting kittens. super, standard, hell - it doesn't matter. they all need a good puntin' and they all provide that satisfying thump when they meet your boot.)
#250 dirtyfrank Feb 16, 2009 13:32:44	(Feed it turpentine, or break its spine, Crush it with your shoe, as long as you... Kill a kitten) (Flush it down the can, hit it with your van, Drown it in a lake, bake a kitty cake Throw it at a train, make it snort cocaine Stick some TNT up its cat booty Do what you must do, as long as you... Kill a kitten) (What's your favorite way to kill a kitten?)
#251 zombie_babies Feb 16, 2009 13:47:15	(stabbing is always good. i like feeling them die. it's best when you hit the heart and feel the silly thing beat a time or two while its brain tries to understand what this metal thing in its heart means. and warm blood is always good. sometimes, though, it's nice to let them go after you stab them and see how far they run before they collapse. get your pals together, some beer and some "adopted" kitties and bet on how far each one will run. try stabbing in different organs to vary it a bit. good times. failing that, just smash their goofy skulls with a hammer. or curb stomp 'em ala american history x. crunch feels almost as good as splortch. ;))
#252 dirtyfrank Feb 16, 2009 13:52:33	(Have you ever thought about starting an underground Kitten fighting ring?)
#253 zombie_babies Feb 16, 2009 14:04:28	(nah. it takes too much digging to set up anything underground. i'm religious about kitten murder, but i'm also quite lazy.)
#254 dirtyfrank Feb 16, 2009 14:25:57	(How do you tell your roommate is gay?)
#255 zombie_babies Feb 16, 2009 14:29:58	(ask him? look for porn in his room and see what kind it is? give him a kiss? grab his ass? i have no idea ...)
#256 dirtyfrank Feb 16, 2009 14:31:01	(His dick tastes like s***.)
#257 zombie_babies Feb 16, 2009 14:41:24	(make him take a shower. jeebus, that should be obvious. wait a sec ... who's **** does it taste like?)
#258 dirtyfrank Feb 16, 2009 14:58:28	(The point of the joke is that if you want to find out if your roommate is gay, you've then got to give him a blow job so that you can taste whether or not his dick tastes like ****.)
#259 zombie_babies Feb 16, 2009 15:00:53	(i get the joke, franky. i was simply trying to parlay it into something greater than a simple punch line. *sigh* i'm afraid my artistic talent will never be truly recognized and appreciated. :P)
#260 dirtyfrank Feb 16, 2009 15:16:42	(I know that you got it but I didn't feel like talking about ****, so I instead decided to explain the joke for anybody that didn't get it. Not everybody is as cool as you ZB.)
#261 zombie_babies Feb 16, 2009 15:19:59	(ain't that the truth. oh well. seems you can't have a good **** conversation these days. what's the world comin' to?)
#262 dirtyfrank Feb 16, 2009 15:23:05	(Hell in a hand basket on a rocket ship.)
#263 zombie_babies Feb 16, 2009 15:24:43	(i like baskets.)
#264 sheihel Feb 16, 2009 16:53:55	(I had one crazy weekend. Mr. Right went overboard and I made lasangna)
#265 dirtyfrank Feb 16, 2009 16:55:13	(So a guy cooking is overboard for you. Who would have thunk.)
#266 sheihel Feb 16, 2009 17:01:43	(So a guy cooking is overboard for you. Who would have thunk.) He didn't cook. He got me a teddy bear that's a big as a small child, with a plush rose in one paw, lb of chocolate in another, and truffles, a mug,and BOTON RICE CANDY(awesomeness!!) infront of it, all on my web surfing seat!!!) Wow! and I would've been happ y with dice. I don't ask for this stuff, honestly, he just likes me alot, I guess.:D
#267 dirtyfrank Feb 16, 2009 17:03:56	(Most guys have learned that, with most women, the less they ask for the more you better give them. It sounds like he was just playing it safe.)
#268 pigknight Feb 16, 2009 20:37:03	(He's an idiot. He'll have to give you more next year.)
#269 sheihel Feb 16, 2009 20:57:19	I doubt it. There is nothing more he could give me that he hasn't already that I really care about.
#270 sheihel Feb 16, 2009 21:04:03	(BTW, My cousin's gay)
#271 pigknight Feb 16, 2009 21:07:50	(Grats)