You know when I scroll over a link I can see where it links to.
Cute try though.
And for the record, yes I could. Not because I myself am too well versed in zombie combat, but I know 2-3 crazy mother****ers with guns and a planned route to hide inside a Sam's Club.
So I'll just grab a few blades (Heavy bastard sword, short sword, knife) and my dice and books and head on over.
#3annoyinglizardvoiceJun 22, 2008 15:25:38
I could easily survive one. I am designated zombie onslaught survival supervisor (D-zoss) at work. My escape plans involve alcohol, so a lot of friends and co-workers (minons) would gladly follow my orders.
#4calronmoonflowerAug 02, 2009 19:12:42
#5EscherEnigmaAug 02, 2009 22:30:48
Oh goodness no, I would die in a zombie attack. I know because I checked myself on the sorting algorithm of mortality and saw that I would never live to see the end.
#6ekazielAug 02, 2009 22:53:07
I've always wondered how I'd fair in a survival match pitting the living flesh against the undying flesh. So long as I brought along my Zombie Survival Guide, I think I could rough it out enough to see the end. Though what the world would come to after a Zombipocalypse I don't know if I'd want to survive at that point.
#7NovacatAug 03, 2009 0:09:32
A zombie attack? Yes, maybe. In fact, probably; since zombies can't climb or open doors, I would initially be pretty safe. Some careful, strategic movements, and I am confident I could remove myself from danger with little trouble.
An entire zombiepocalypse? No one survives that.
#8EscherEnigmaAug 03, 2009 0:10:46
Eh, anyone that thinks about their survival in terms like that is thinking about it wrong. Zombie movies are driven by morality, drama, fear, and whatever the director thinks passes for good writing. Actual competence isn't relevant to survivability (and in some cases it's actually inversely proportional) while your "likability" is, though in a good "kill 'em all" sequence even the "nice one" can get offed for cheap drama.
Or to put it another way: "once again logic has bent over for drama like a two-dollar hooker"
#9pigknightAug 03, 2009 0:11:35
:O
#10ekazielAug 03, 2009 2:12:47
That certainly sounds about right.
#11toastedamphibianAug 03, 2009 20:26:32
Oh goodness no, I would die in a zombie attack. I know because I checked myself on the sorting algorithm of mortality and saw that I would never live to see the end.
I got a 3.09
#12pigknightAug 03, 2009 20:32:23
2.5
#13hucknottAug 03, 2009 22:49:02
I think I'd manage to pull through. Carry a shotgun, learn to enjoy the taste of raw, bloodied meat, and carry a big stick with me at all times. Yeah, I should do fine. Unless of course there's a sequel, then I might get killed off so that someone cooler then me can survive the next wave of the undead.
#14strand0Aug 09, 2009 5:19:51
3.4
I thought I'd be better off. :-(
#15matukalAug 09, 2009 10:57:51
2.27. Pretty good. I guess I'm the guy who says "I think we're safe" and is immediately impaled by a machete towards the end.
#16theplaneswalkerAug 09, 2009 11:09:16
I've always wondered how I'd fair in a survival match pitting the living flesh against the undying flesh. So long as I brought along my Zombie Survival Guide, I think I could rough it out enough to see the end. Though what the world would come to after a Zombipocalypse I don't know if I'd want to survive at that point.
ive had many dreams in my life about that and i seem to always survive based on my zombie knowledge, if they bit you even a scratch you will become one of them, never travel alone but dont travel in large numbers, travel the areas you know well regardless of the obstacles, never run out of ammo and have sex with every beautiful nonzombie girl you can find.
#17velkymxJul 29, 2012 23:20:48
Good topic - honestly surviving a Zombie attack would be similar to if we ran out of food in a city. Things would get crazy. Keep you head down, guard you're back and hope for the best! I'd survive - if only being more quick to the sword than the other survivers.
#18zombie_babiesJul 30, 2012 9:14:54
dood, people like you are the cause of zombie apocalypses. Like, this thread was dead and you decided to bring it back to unlife. And now we have to kill it before it eats our brains.
