Post/Author/DateTime	Post
#1 mynameisjake Dec 24, 2009 1:09:02	Here. You will never look at Dolphins (or Chimps) the same way again. Be sure to watch the Chimp video.
#2 dirtyfrank Dec 24, 2009 1:19:23	Yeah chimps can be very violent. Chimps have been known to actually hunt down and brutally beat chimps from different troupes or whatnot. IIRC chimps are stronger than humans and so one of the last things you want is to get in that sort of fight with them. When I have more time I'll see about reading through all of that.
#3 darkspartan Dec 24, 2009 1:33:41	Yeah chimps can be very violent. Chimps have been known to actually hunt down and brutally beat chimps from different troupes or whatnot. IIRC chimps are stronger than humans and so one of the last things you want is to get in that sort of fight with them. When I have more time I'll see about reading through all of that. Better yet, they have no issues whatsoever with ripping off your arm and beating you to death with it. -Sarena
#4 mynameisjake Dec 24, 2009 1:51:40	Well, in all fairness, neither do I....
#5 KillerGM Dec 24, 2009 2:08:15	Note to self: recruit chimps for army when the zombiepocalypse happens.
#6 darkspartan Dec 24, 2009 2:10:28	Well, in all fairness, neither do I.... Yes, but a chimp needs no assistance to do so. You would. -Sarena
#7 mynameisjake Dec 24, 2009 2:18:52	Sure I can. I've been doing Pilates. No one tell Stephen Colbert about this one. Might as well toss in the link to Really Scary Bugs.
#8 zombie_babies Dec 24, 2009 8:28:52	Note to self: recruit chimps for army when the zombiepocalypse happens. I'm afraid chimps are too close to man to be of any use.  They'll succumb to zombification just like the rest of yo ... I mean us.  Yeah, us.  Mmmmm ... zombie chimps ....
#9 boraxe Dec 24, 2009 8:39:31	You will never look at Dolphins (or Chimps) the same way again. Sure I will. I already knew dolphins were murderous, infanticidist, serial-rapists. They really suck and I can't stand then, nor for the most part people who buy into the "but they're all smart and nice and stuff" new age BS.
#10 Klirshon Dec 24, 2009 21:32:53	While most of those animals I wouldn't mess with, if a swan was alone and trying to attack me that would be one dead bird. I don't fear a swan as they remind me of geese and I choked one with my bare hands for taking a swing at me (I also destroyed its home after I threw the unconscious bird onto the lake). Remember bird brains, don't make a nest on my property and expect I won't walk near it since the damn thing is right next to a path...
#11 owls_and_more_owls Dec 24, 2009 22:03:05	Ducks. Seriously. I won't give you the link, but heed my words. Duck Penises are so weird.
#12 KillerGM Dec 24, 2009 22:17:57	Note to self: recruit chimps for army when the zombiepocalypse happens. I'm afraid chimps are too close to man to be of any use.  They'll succumb to zombification just like the rest of yo ... I mean us.  Yeah, us.  Mmmmm ... zombie chimps .... ... Did I say what side I was planning on leading the army for?
#13 Mad_Jack Dec 25, 2009 0:45:13	Koala bears. Cute and cuddly, my arse... They're nasty, they stink, and they have claws like chainsaws.
#14 darkspartan Dec 25, 2009 3:09:44	Koala bears. Cute and cuddly, my arse... They're nasty, they stink, and they have claws like chainsaws. Nothing like a good old-fashioned Drop Bear to liven up your day, huh? -Sarena