D&D Days of Christmas (high-level nerdiness)

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#1

Master_Vega

Dec 21, 2008 15:01:39		Okay, so I sat down and wrote this today... now you can all laugh and roll your eyes at it. :P
I hope this isn't too stupid/off-topic to enjoy. :D

D&D Days of Christmas

Gaming twelve days from Christmas, my GM threw at me: a Terrasque to teach humility...

Gaming eleven days from Christmas, my GM threw at me: Two Pit Fiends and a Terrasque to teach humility...

Gaming ten days from Christmas, my GM threw at me: Three Balors, Two Pit Fiends and a Terrasque to teach humility...

Gaming nine days from Christmas, my GM threw at me: Four Inevitables, Three Balors, Two Pit Fiends and a Terrasque to teach humility...

Gaming eight days from Christmas, my GM threw at me: FIVE-THOUSAND ORCS! Four Inevitables, Three Balors, two Pit Fiends and a Terrasque to teach humility...

Gaming seven days from Christmas, my GM threw at me: Sixty band of Goblins, FIVE-THOUSAND ORCS! Four Inevitables, Three Balors, two Pit Fiends and a Terrasque to teach humility...

Gaming six days from Christmas, my GM threw at me: Seven Dopplegangers, Sixty bands of Goblins, FIVE-THOUSAND ORCS! Four Inevitables, Three Balors, two Pit Fiends and a Terrasque to teach humility...

Gaming five days from Christmas, my GM threw at me: Eight Rustmonsters, Seven Dopplegangers, Sixty bands of Goblins, FIVE-THOUSAND ORCS! Four Inevitables, Three Balors, two Pit Fiends and a Terrasque to teach humility...

Gaming four days from Christmas, my GM threw at me: Nine-eyed beholders, Eight Rustmonsters, Seven Dopplegangers, Sixty bands of Goblins, FIVE-THOUSAND ORCS! Four Inevitables, Three Balors, two Pit Fiends and a Terrasque to teach humility...

Gaming three days from Christmas, my GM threw at me: Ten Dire-Monkeys, Nine-eyed beholders, Eight Rustmonsters, Seven Dopplegangers, Sixty bands of Goblins, FIVE-THOUSAND ORCS! Four Inevitables, Three Balors, two Pit Fiends and a Terrasque to teach humility...

Gaming two days from Christmas, my GM threw at me: Eleven Epic Warlocks, Ten Dire-Monkeys, Nine-eyed beholders, Eight Rustmonsters, Seven Dopplegangers, Sixty bands of Goblins, FIVE-THOUSAND ORCS! Four Inevitables, Three Balors, two Pit Fiends and a Terrasque to teach humility...

Gaming one day from Christmas, my GM threw at me: Twelve lesser gods, Eleven Epic Warlocks, Ten Dire-Monkeys, Nine-eyed beholders, Eight Rustmonsters, Seven Dopplegangers, Sixty bands of Goblins, FIVE-THOUSAND ORCS! Four Inevitables, Three Balors, two Pit Fiends and a Terrasque to teach humility...

On the TPK of Christmas my GM threw at me: Twelve lesser gods, Eleven Epic Warlocks, Ten Dire-Monkeys, Nine-eyed beholders, Eight Rustmonsters, Seven Dopplegangers, Sixty bands of Goblins, FIVE-THOUSAND ORCS! Four Inevitables, Three Balors, two Pit Fiends, a Terrasque and a Greater Deity...

#2

chimeratechnology

Dec 21, 2008 15:05:58 		(craps a brick the size of mt. Rushmore) I'd kill my DM if i were you
#3

Master_Vega

Dec 21, 2008 15:09:10 		lol! Obviously, this is entirely made up and intended to be over-the-top.

Any suggestions on changes to the creatures (in the interest of humor) would be appreciated. :P
#4

ladylindis

Dec 21, 2008 16:12:43 		For those of us old enough to have suffered through the dire purple dinosaur...you could add a reference of him to traumatize your fellow gamers further. :P

And excellent job, t'was both funny and frightening. :D