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#1 fenrir7139 Dec 10, 2008 6:55:33	So, I got bored yesterday and decided to write "The Twelve Days of Christmas" D&D Style, which created "The Twelve Days of Elfmas". What do you guys think? Also, feel free to post your own D&D-ified Holiday Songs. Peace! Twelve Days of Elfmas (Player Version) On the first day of Elfmas, my DM gave to me, A Dire Rat in a Sewer On the Second day of Elfmas, my DM gave to me, Two Kruthik Young and a Dire Rat in a Sewer. On the third day of Elfmas, my DM gave to me, Three Zombie Rotters, Two Kruthik Young, and a Dire Rat in a Sewer On the fourth day of Elfmas, my DM gave to me, Four Deathlock Wights, Three Zombie Rotters, Two Kruthik Young, and a Dire Rat in a Sewer On the Fifth Day of Elfmas, my DM gave to me, FIVE BUGBEAR WARRIORS! Four Deathlock Wights, Three Zombie Rotters, Two Kruthik Young, and a Dire Rat in a Sewer On the Sixth Day of Elfmas, my DM gave to me, Six Gnolls a-slaying, FIVE BUGBEAR WARRIORS! Four Deathlock Wights, Three Zombie Rotters, Two Kruthik Young, and a Dire Rat in a Sewer On the Seventh Day of Elfmas, my DM gave to me: Seven Orcs a-raging, Six Gnolls a-slaying, FIVE BUGBEAR WARRIORS! Four Deathlock Wights, Three Zombie Rotters, Two Kruthik Young, and a Dire Rat in a Sewer On the Eighth Day of Elfmas, my DM gave to me: Eight Foul-Spawn a-mangling, Seven Orcs a-raging, Six Gnolls a-slaying, FIVE BUGBEAR WARRIORS! Four Deathlock Wights, Three Zombie Rotters, Two Kruthik Young, and a Dire Rat in a Sewer On the Ninth Day of Elfmas, my DM gave to me: Nine Unicorns Prancing, Eight Foul-Spawn a-mangling, Seven Orcs a-raging, Six Gnolls a-slaying, FIVE BUGBEAR WARRIORS! Four Deathlock Wights, Three Zombie Rotters, Two Kruthik Young, and a Dire Rat in a Sewer On the Tenth Day of Elfmas, my DM gave to me: Ten Minotaurs a-charging, Nine Unicorns Prancing, Eight Foul-Spawn a-mangling, Seven Orcs a-raging, Six Gnolls a-slaying, FIVE BUGBEAR WARRIORS! Four Deathlock Wights, Three Zombie Rotters, Two Kruthik Young, and a Dire Rat in a Sewer On the Eleventh Day of Elfmas, my DM gave to me: Eleven Ogres Brawling, Ten Minotaurs a-charging, Nine Unicorns Prancing, Eight Foul-Spawn a-mangling, Seven Orcs a-raging, Six Gnolls a-slaying, FIVE BUGBEAR WARRIORS! Four Deathlock Wights, Three Zombie Rotters, Two Kruthik Young, and a Dire Rat in a Sewer On the Twelfth Day of Elfmas, my DM gave to me: Twelve Green Dragons Flying, Eleven Ogres Brawling, Ten Minotaurs a-charging, Nine Unicorns Prancing, Eight Foul-Spawn a-mangling, Seven Orcs a-raging, Six Gnolls a-slaying, FIVE BUGBEAR WARRIORS! Four Deathlock Wights, Three Zombie Rotters, Two Kruthik Young, and a Dire Rat in a Sewer!
#2 wychlorne Dec 11, 2008 1:15:59	My own version of that wonderful ditty: On the first day of Elfmas my DM gave to me: A major ring of spell storing On the second day of Elfmas my DM gave to me: Two silver pieces And a major ring of spell storing. On the third day of Elfmas my DM gave to me: Three silver daggers Two silver pieces And a major ring of spell storing. On the fourth day of Elfmas my DM gave to me: Four wands of scorching Three silver daggers Two silver pieces And a major ring of spell storing. On the fifth day of Elfmas my DM gave to me: FIVE GLOVES OF STORING! Four wands of scorching Three silver daggers Two silver pieces And a major ring of spell storing. On the sixth day of Elfmas my DM gave to me: Six blasted infidels FIVE GLOVES OF STORING! Four wands of scorching Three silver daggers Two silver pieces And a major ring of spell storing. On the seventh day of Elfmas my DM gave to me: Seven mighty mythals Six blasted infidels FIVE GLOVES OF STORING! Four wands of scorching Three silver daggers Two silver pieces And a major ring of spell storing. On the eighth day of Elfmas my DM gave to me: Eight psionic crystals Seven mighty mythals Six blasted infidels FIVE GLOVES OF STORING! Four wands of scorching Three silver daggers Two silver pieces And a major ring of spell storing. On the ninth day of Elfmas my DM gave to me: Nine faithful mantles Eight psionic crystals Seven mighty mythals Six blasted infidels FIVE GLOVES OF STORING! Four wands of scorching Three silver daggers Two silver pieces And a major ring of spell storing. On the tenth day of Elfmas my DM gave to me: Ten greater evils Nine faithful mantles Eight psionic crystals Seven mighty mythals Six blasted infidels FIVE GLOVES OF STORING! Four wands of scorching Three silver daggers Two silver pieces And a major ring of spell storing. Yay! Also, I haven't figured out how to make use of the hidden quote feature on this forum yet. I've never seen it before, and I've been on lots of vBulletin boards...
#3 fenrir7139 Dec 11, 2008 7:08:51	My own version of that wonderful ditty: On the first day of Elfmas my DM gave to me: A major ring of spell storing On the second day of Elfmas my DM gave to me: Two silver pieces And a major ring of spell storing. On the third day of Elfmas my DM gave to me: Three silver daggers Two silver pieces And a major ring of spell storing. On the fourth day of Elfmas my DM gave to me: Four wands of scorching Three silver daggers Two silver pieces And a major ring of spell storing. On the fifth day of Elfmas my DM gave to me: FIVE GLOVES OF STORING! Four wands of scorching Three silver daggers Two silver pieces And a major ring of spell storing. On the sixth day of Elfmas my DM gave to me: Six blasted infidels FIVE GLOVES OF STORING! Four wands of scorching Three silver daggers Two silver pieces And a major ring of spell storing. On the seventh day of Elfmas my DM gave to me: Seven mighty mythals Six blasted infidels FIVE GLOVES OF STORING! Four wands of scorching Three silver daggers Two silver pieces And a major ring of spell storing. On the eighth day of Elfmas my DM gave to me: Eight psionic crystals Seven mighty mythals Six blasted infidels FIVE GLOVES OF STORING! Four wands of scorching Three silver daggers Two silver pieces And a major ring of spell storing. On the ninth day of Elfmas my DM gave to me: Nine faithful mantles Eight psionic crystals Seven mighty mythals Six blasted infidels FIVE GLOVES OF STORING! Four wands of scorching Three silver daggers Two silver pieces And a major ring of spell storing. On the tenth day of Elfmas my DM gave to me: Ten greater evils Nine faithful mantles Eight psionic crystals Seven mighty mythals Six blasted infidels FIVE GLOVES OF STORING! Four wands of scorching Three silver daggers Two silver pieces And a major ring of spell storing. Yay! Also, I haven't figured out how to make use of the hidden quote feature on this forum yet. I've never seen it before, and I've been on lots of vBulletin boards... Well, it's better than mine... Anyway, to use the hidden quotes thing, just put [ sblock=Title of Box] Cotents [/sblock ] (withouth the spaces between the brackets and letters).
#4 wychlorne Dec 11, 2008 23:37:06	Why Thank You Also, your version of the song was very good. It made me chuckle.