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#1 killerdungeonmaster Aug 27, 2008 15:53:59	It's true. People try to put us d-down (Talkin' 'bout my gamer nation) Just because we roll d20s (Talkin' 'bout my gamer nation) Things they do look awful c-c-cold (Talkin' savin' versus cold damage) I hope I die before I gain another age category (Talkin' 'bout my gamer nation) This is my gamer nation This is my gamer nation, baby Why don't you all f-fade away (Talkin' 'bout my gamer nation) And don't try to d20 what we all s-s-save (Talkin' 'bout my gamer nation) I'm not trying to cause a big s-s-sensation (Talkin' 'bout my gamer nation) I'm just talkin' 'bout my g-g-g-gamer nation (Talkin' 'bout my gamer nation) This is my gamer nation This is my gamer nation, baby Why don't you all in-in-incorporeal away (Talkin' 'bout my gamer nation) And don't try to d-d20 what we all s-s-save (Talkin' 'bout my gamer nation) I'm not trying to cause a b-big s-s-sensation (Talkin' 'bout my gamer nation) I'm just talkin' 'bout my g-g-gamer nation (Talkin' 'bout my gamer nation) This is my gamer nation This is my gamer nation, baby People try to put us d-down (Talkin' 'bout my gamer nation) Just because we g-g-get around the table to game (Talkin' 'bout my gamer nation) Things they do look awful c-c-cold (Talkin' 'bout savin' versus cold damage) Yeah, I hope I die before I gain another age category (Talkin' 'bout my gamer nation) This is my gamer nation This is my gamer nation, baby
#2 darkraven18599 Aug 27, 2008 23:33:35	Nice. But my favorite was always this one from an OLD dragon magazine I have tucked away in the closet... GNOMISH SPACE MARINES (with apologies to the beatles, favors Spelljammer) In the sphere where I was born, Lived the oldest gnome I've seen, And he told us of his life In the gnomish space marines So we 'jammed up to the sun In our fine well-built machine, And we joined the stately ranks Of the Gnomish Space Marines. [chorus] We're all part of the Gnomish Space Marines, The Gnomish Space Marines, the Gnomish Space Marines. Yes, we're all part of the Gnomish Space Marines, The Gnomish Space Marines, the Gnomish Space Marines. Got our tinkers all aboard, All the ones we could afford. Our kazoo band likes to play... [musical interlude] [repeat chorus] Giant hamsters move the wheels, And they drive our great machine. They give us spaham for our meals, And bite us only when they're mean. [repeat chorus x2, add verses to your whimsy as gnomes are wont to do]
#3 ADHadh Aug 28, 2008 10:04:20	Am I allowed to repost my "Welcome to the Dungeon" lyrics here?
#4 killerdungeonmaster Aug 28, 2008 13:55:22	Am I allowed to repost my "Welcome to the Dungeon" lyrics here? Did you roll higher than a 10? *****
#5 grod_the_giant Aug 28, 2008 19:01:19	Am I allowed to repost my "Welcome to the Dungeon" lyrics here? please. I love Guns and Roses, and that sounds too awesome to miss.
#6 cool_dude1010 Aug 28, 2008 19:34:18
#7 killerdungeonmaster Aug 29, 2008 2:26:51	2 others Aiding Another, plus me, that means you have +6 on your roll, ADHadh. So, let's hear it! *****
#8 ADHadh Aug 29, 2008 4:33:03	2 others Aiding Another, plus me, that means you have +6 on your roll, ADHadh. So, let's hear it! ***** You know where you are? Welcome to the Dungeon We got traps 'n' hells We got evrything you want Honey we know the spells We are the monsters that can find Wherever you may be If you got no armor honey We got your disease In the Dungeon Welcome to the Dungeon Watch it bring it to your knees, knees I wanna watch you bleed Welcome to the Dungeon Explore it day by day If you want it your gonna bleed But it's the price you pay And your a low level guy That's not so hard to kill I can inflict wounds you know That no cleric can heal In the Dungeon Welcome to the Dungeon Try my, my my undead things I, I wanna hear yous-cream Welcome to the Dungeon It gets worse here evryday Ya will need a surgeon In the chambers where we play If I got a hunger for what I see I'll eat you eventually You can have anything you want But you better not loot it from me In the Dungeon Welcome to the Dungeon Watch it bring it to your knees, knees I wanna watch you bleed And when you roll you never Ever want to get 1, YEAH! You know where you are You're in the Dungeon baby You're gonna die In the Dungeon Welcome to the Dungeon Watch it bring it to your knees, knees In the Dungeon Welcome to the Dungeon Try my, my my undead things In the Dungeon Welcome to the Dungeon Watch it bring it to your knees, knees In the Dungeon Welcome to the Dungeon Watch it bring it to your It's gonna bring you down Ha!
#9 killerdungeonmaster Aug 29, 2008 14:44:56	LOL Most excellent! I would say you rolled very well on that one! *****
#10 darkraven18599 Aug 29, 2008 19:34:43	Rock on!
#11 lord_qzip Aug 30, 2008 13:31:39	Why every time I try to sing that Gnomish Space Marines one, I say "Schpace"? Grr. I fail.
#12 newbunkle Aug 31, 2008 16:00:10	And I thought this was going to be about a D&D/Doctor Who crossover...
#13 Alas Sep 02, 2008 15:18:39	And I thought this was going to be about a D&D/Doctor Who crossover... You're not the only one!