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DAY OF ALL THE BLOOD - A Creepy Story for You Horror Fans

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#1
awesome_dude
May 03, 2009 10:51:46 THIS IS THE STORY OF A DAY WHERE THERE WAS ALL THIS BLOOD. A MAN WAS WALKING AROUND AND BLOOD STARTED COMING OUT OF HIM EVERYWHERE. THERE WAS SO MUCH BLOOD THAT IT FILLED UP AN ELEVATOR. HE WENT TO THE STORE AND THERE WAS JUST BLOOD ALL OVER THE PLACE! PEOPLE WERE SLIPPING IN IT AND THEY WERE ALL GROSSED OUT. HE TRIED TO GO SWIMMING AND ALL OF THE SHARKS WENT NUTS AND BITTENED EVERYBODY. HE GOT CHASED BY ALL THE VAMPIRES EVER. ONE TIME THE BLOOD GOT A KID AND A DOG. AT THE END OF THE DAY EVERYONE DECIDED THEY WOULD SEND HIM TO SPACE SO THAT HE WOULD STOP GETTING BLOOD EVERY WHERE. THE SCARIEST PART IS THAT THE MAN WAS YOU!!! (OR HE WAS A LADY IF YOU ARE A LADY) AND YOU FORGOT THAT THIS HAPPENED
#2
pigknight
May 03, 2009 10:57:40

o noes i r moar scared
#3
RUMPLESTIX
May 03, 2009 11:21:07 I am calling shenanigan's on this. It can't be true because I am not in space and I would know that I forgot about it. You would remember something like that.
#4
terronus
May 03, 2009 14:09:39 There needs to be a sequel, because that was too cool.
#5
cherubaddon
May 03, 2009 14:12:44
There needs to be a sequel, because that was too cool.

A sequel? That's the first part of a trilogy, dude!
#6
baneofelves
May 03, 2009 14:13:11 Hmm. Looks like he's been hitting the bottle again.
#7
terronus
May 03, 2009 15:51:23
A sequel? That's the first part of a trilogy, dude!

There had been rumors amidst the fan boys on some of the movie forums, but I'm glad to hear it confirmed!

Still no word who will be playing me (or the lady if you are a lady). I'm hoping for John Rhys-Davies.
#8
awesome_dude
May 03, 2009 17:05:12
Hmm. Looks like he's been hitting the bottle again.

Have not!
#9
baneofelves
May 03, 2009 17:09:43 Uh huh. Sure you haven't. And.....rating thread. It's back down to "below average" where it belongs.
#10
pigknight
May 03, 2009 17:10:15 5 star!
#11
baneofelves
May 03, 2009 17:13:06 /facepalm. Well, you always have gone for the crappy stories, so this comes as no surprise.
#12
pigknight
May 03, 2009 17:13:49 I've made crap, such as "How the Edition War Turns".
#13
baneofelves
May 03, 2009 17:17:10 Yeah. I oughta get my DM to send you an email on how to craft a really good story.
#14
pigknight
May 03, 2009 17:18:12 In my defense it was a bad romance rp for kicks.
#15
baneofelves
May 03, 2009 17:21:17

And how can you explain the fact that almost all of your NPC's have no real motives for what they do, and all your characters hide behind their alignment...ect ect ect.
#16
pigknight
May 03, 2009 17:23:13 Satire. :P

Shadowpaw has a halfassed motivation, and all his lackies have their reasons for joining him.
#17
baneofelves
May 03, 2009 17:26:03 Is everything that you run a satire on something? Are you incapable of running a serious game? I'm starting to agree with TA on this subject. All of your NPC's that I have seen are horrible parodies of something, and have no actual reasons to do what they do, but they just do it. It's like they're all CS. (Chaotic Stupid) If you have to hide behind your alignment, it's CS. No exceptions.
#18
pigknight
May 03, 2009 17:28:13 The Edition War is a total satire that never was supposed to be a serious thing so I never worked on the motivations for my villians.

And the Necromancers and Observers is pretty serious.
#19
baneofelves
May 03, 2009 17:31:29 I find that hard to believe, since in your OP, you stated that it was a satire (which is part of the reason I dropped out. I prefer D&D that isn't like Monty Python)
#20
pigknight
May 03, 2009 17:32:50 It's satire-like. Instead of a lich as the BBEG it's a bunny.
#21
RUMPLESTIX
May 03, 2009 17:34:41
I find that hard to believe, since in your OP, you stated that it was a satire (which is part of the reason I dropped out. I prefer D&D that isn't like Monty Python)

I think that you are either overweighting the importance of it being a satire or you have some explaining to do to KGM. :P
#22
baneofelves
May 03, 2009 17:34:49 And then you had a continuation where the BBNG was a complete franking idiot, didn't you? And he was gonna blow up the world or something? Man......sounds like DBZ.
#23
baneofelves
May 03, 2009 17:35:47
I think that you are either overweighting the importance of it being a satire or you have some explaining to do to KGM. :P

Nah, I dropped out of hers because I have a short attention span and lost interest.
#24
pigknight
May 03, 2009 17:36:39 The BBNG is a being tht observes, and it deemed that there was to much evil in the world so he's going to tattle and tell the higher-ups.
#25
baneofelves
May 03, 2009 17:39:41 Wow. That makes for an exciting final enemy. The tattle-tale moron that is a franking idiot (according to YOU)
#26
KillerGM
May 03, 2009 17:40:24 ... NERD FIGHT!!
#27
pigknight
May 03, 2009 17:41:22 *Slaps Bane*
#28
baneofelves
May 03, 2009 17:43:19 Hey, I call it as I see it. A moron isn't exactly a great final foe. Now, the ruthless, cold, calculating, scheming villain that will stop at nothing to get what he/she wants.....that sounds a whole lot cooler.
#29
orenthes
May 03, 2009 17:52:36 Okay, someone just won a spot on the ignore list.
#30
pigknight
May 03, 2009 17:53:29 Hehe Bane.
#31
baneofelves
May 03, 2009 17:55:24 Meh, I don't care about what anyone here thinks of me, to be honest. I have other forums I'm on, too.
#32
orenthes
May 03, 2009 22:48:32 Oh not you Bane, I like you, it was AwesomeDude I was speaking of.
#33
cherubaddon
May 04, 2009 0:46:40 Madness? THIS IS THE OTT!!!

OOC
Damn, I want the emoticon of a little screaming Spartan kicking a Persimoticon...
#34
matukal
May 04, 2009 8:21:04
Oh not you Bane, I like you, it was AwesomeDude I was speaking of.

Are you seriously so thin-skinned that you cannot bear to even look at a satire?
#35
matukal
May 04, 2009 8:23:37
It's back down to "below average" where it belongs.

The only thing below average in this thread is you.
#36
awesome_dude
May 04, 2009 16:30:50
The only thing below average in this thread is you.

Ahaha, so true.
#37
orenthes
May 04, 2009 17:17:18
Are you seriously so thin-skinned that you cannot bear to even look at a satire?

Yes I am so thin-skinned, I frequent Astrid's and get offended when sexist phallocentric pigs say the word "female". (total sarcasm).

I just find this thread annoying.
#38
awesome_dude
May 04, 2009 17:23:36
Yes I am so thin-skinned, I frequent Astrid's and get offended when sexist phallocentric pigs say the word "female". (total sarcasm).

I just find this thread annoying.

And ignoring me somehow makes it not exist for you? This is just destructive abuse of the ignore function.
#39
cherubaddon
May 04, 2009 17:25:48
And ignoring me somehow makes it not exist for you? This is just destructive abuse of the ignore function.

Well, it is true that when someone's on your ignore list, you no longer have to read his/her posts - so if he minds your posts enough to ignore you, they won't exist for him. I've done it for a number of political trolls, and you'd be amazed at how many of them suddenly stop existing when nobody talks back ;) .
#40
pigknight
May 04, 2009 19:03:12
Yes I am so thin-skinned, I frequent Astrid's and get offended when sexist phallocentric pigs say the word "female". (total sarcasm).

I just find this thread annoying.

I'm offended at your use of the word "pig".
#41
terronus
May 04, 2009 19:06:37 I'm offended the main character is ignoring the author! There has to be some sort of irony or... I dunno... something there.
#42
yellowdingo
May 04, 2009 21:31:39
#43
baneofelves
May 04, 2009 22:28:51
Oh not you Bane, I like you, it was AwesomeDude I was speaking of.

Oh. Cool.

Anyways, Awesome_Dude isn't really worth putting on the ignore list. He's drunk half the time.

Post/Author/DateTime	Post
#1 awesome_dude May 03, 2009 10:51:46	THIS IS THE STORY OF A DAY WHERE THERE WAS ALL THIS BLOOD. A MAN WAS WALKING AROUND AND BLOOD STARTED COMING OUT OF HIM EVERYWHERE. THERE WAS SO MUCH BLOOD THAT IT FILLED UP AN ELEVATOR. HE WENT TO THE STORE AND THERE WAS JUST BLOOD ALL OVER THE PLACE! PEOPLE WERE SLIPPING IN IT AND THEY WERE ALL GROSSED OUT. HE TRIED TO GO SWIMMING AND ALL OF THE SHARKS WENT NUTS AND BITTENED EVERYBODY. HE GOT CHASED BY ALL THE VAMPIRES EVER. ONE TIME THE BLOOD GOT A KID AND A DOG. AT THE END OF THE DAY EVERYONE DECIDED THEY WOULD SEND HIM TO SPACE SO THAT HE WOULD STOP GETTING BLOOD EVERY WHERE. THE SCARIEST PART IS THAT THE MAN WAS YOU!!! (OR HE WAS A LADY IF YOU ARE A LADY) AND YOU FORGOT THAT THIS HAPPENED
#2 pigknight May 03, 2009 10:57:40	o noes i r moar scared
#3 RUMPLESTIX May 03, 2009 11:21:07	I am calling shenanigan's on this. It can't be true because I am not in space and I would know that I forgot about it. You would remember something like that.
#4 terronus May 03, 2009 14:09:39	There needs to be a sequel, because that was too cool.
#5 cherubaddon May 03, 2009 14:12:44	There needs to be a sequel, because that was too cool. A sequel? That's the first part of a trilogy, dude!
#6 baneofelves May 03, 2009 14:13:11	Hmm. Looks like he's been hitting the bottle again.
#7 terronus May 03, 2009 15:51:23	A sequel? That's the first part of a trilogy, dude! There had been rumors amidst the fan boys on some of the movie forums, but I'm glad to hear it confirmed! Still no word who will be playing me (or the lady if you are a lady). I'm hoping for John Rhys-Davies.
#8 awesome_dude May 03, 2009 17:05:12	Hmm. Looks like he's been hitting the bottle again. Have not!
#9 baneofelves May 03, 2009 17:09:43	Uh huh. Sure you haven't. And.....rating thread. It's back down to "below average" where it belongs.
#10 pigknight May 03, 2009 17:10:15	5 star!
#11 baneofelves May 03, 2009 17:13:06	/facepalm. Well, you always have gone for the crappy stories, so this comes as no surprise.
#12 pigknight May 03, 2009 17:13:49	I've made crap, such as "How the Edition War Turns".
#13 baneofelves May 03, 2009 17:17:10	Yeah. I oughta get my DM to send you an email on how to craft a really good story.
#14 pigknight May 03, 2009 17:18:12	In my defense it was a bad romance rp for kicks.
#15 baneofelves May 03, 2009 17:21:17	And how can you explain the fact that almost all of your NPC's have no real motives for what they do, and all your characters hide behind their alignment...ect ect ect.
#16 pigknight May 03, 2009 17:23:13	Satire. :P Shadowpaw has a halfassed motivation, and all his lackies have their reasons for joining him.
#17 baneofelves May 03, 2009 17:26:03	Is everything that you run a satire on something? Are you incapable of running a serious game? I'm starting to agree with TA on this subject. All of your NPC's that I have seen are horrible parodies of something, and have no actual reasons to do what they do, but they just do it. It's like they're all CS. (Chaotic Stupid) If you have to hide behind your alignment, it's CS. No exceptions.
#18 pigknight May 03, 2009 17:28:13	The Edition War is a total satire that never was supposed to be a serious thing so I never worked on the motivations for my villians. And the Necromancers and Observers is pretty serious.
#19 baneofelves May 03, 2009 17:31:29	I find that hard to believe, since in your OP, you stated that it was a satire (which is part of the reason I dropped out. I prefer D&D that isn't like Monty Python)
#20 pigknight May 03, 2009 17:32:50	It's satire-like. Instead of a lich as the BBEG it's a bunny.
#21 RUMPLESTIX May 03, 2009 17:34:41	I find that hard to believe, since in your OP, you stated that it was a satire (which is part of the reason I dropped out. I prefer D&D that isn't like Monty Python) I think that you are either overweighting the importance of it being a satire or you have some explaining to do to KGM. :P
#22 baneofelves May 03, 2009 17:34:49	And then you had a continuation where the BBNG was a complete franking idiot, didn't you? And he was gonna blow up the world or something? Man......sounds like DBZ.
#23 baneofelves May 03, 2009 17:35:47	I think that you are either overweighting the importance of it being a satire or you have some explaining to do to KGM. :P Nah, I dropped out of hers because I have a short attention span and lost interest.
#24 pigknight May 03, 2009 17:36:39	The BBNG is a being tht observes, and it deemed that there was to much evil in the world so he's going to tattle and tell the higher-ups.
#25 baneofelves May 03, 2009 17:39:41	Wow. That makes for an exciting final enemy. The tattle-tale moron that is a franking idiot (according to YOU)
#26 KillerGM May 03, 2009 17:40:24	... NERD FIGHT!!
#27 pigknight May 03, 2009 17:41:22	Slaps Bane
#28 baneofelves May 03, 2009 17:43:19	Hey, I call it as I see it. A moron isn't exactly a great final foe. Now, the ruthless, cold, calculating, scheming villain that will stop at nothing to get what he/she wants.....that sounds a whole lot cooler.
#29 orenthes May 03, 2009 17:52:36	Okay, someone just won a spot on the ignore list.
#30 pigknight May 03, 2009 17:53:29	Hehe Bane.
#31 baneofelves May 03, 2009 17:55:24	Meh, I don't care about what anyone here thinks of me, to be honest. I have other forums I'm on, too.
#32 orenthes May 03, 2009 22:48:32	Oh not you Bane, I like you, it was AwesomeDude I was speaking of.
#33 cherubaddon May 04, 2009 0:46:40	Madness? THIS IS THE OTT!!! OOC Damn, I want the emoticon of a little screaming Spartan kicking a Persimoticon...
#34 matukal May 04, 2009 8:21:04	Oh not you Bane, I like you, it was AwesomeDude I was speaking of. Are you seriously so thin-skinned that you cannot bear to even look at a satire?
#35 matukal May 04, 2009 8:23:37	It's back down to "below average" where it belongs. The only thing below average in this thread is you.
#36 awesome_dude May 04, 2009 16:30:50	The only thing below average in this thread is you. Ahaha, so true.
#37 orenthes May 04, 2009 17:17:18	Are you seriously so thin-skinned that you cannot bear to even look at a satire? Yes I am so thin-skinned, I frequent Astrid's and get offended when sexist phallocentric pigs say the word "female". (total sarcasm). I just find this thread annoying.
#38 awesome_dude May 04, 2009 17:23:36	Yes I am so thin-skinned, I frequent Astrid's and get offended when sexist phallocentric pigs say the word "female". (total sarcasm). I just find this thread annoying. And ignoring me somehow makes it not exist for you? This is just destructive abuse of the ignore function.
#39 cherubaddon May 04, 2009 17:25:48	And ignoring me somehow makes it not exist for you? This is just destructive abuse of the ignore function. Well, it is true that when someone's on your ignore list, you no longer have to read his/her posts - so if he minds your posts enough to ignore you, they won't exist for him. I've done it for a number of political trolls, and you'd be amazed at how many of them suddenly stop existing when nobody talks back ;) .
#40 pigknight May 04, 2009 19:03:12	Yes I am so thin-skinned, I frequent Astrid's and get offended when sexist phallocentric pigs say the word "female". (total sarcasm). I just find this thread annoying. I'm offended at your use of the word "pig".
#41 terronus May 04, 2009 19:06:37	I'm offended the main character is ignoring the author! There has to be some sort of irony or... I dunno... something there.
#42 yellowdingo May 04, 2009 21:31:39
#43 baneofelves May 04, 2009 22:28:51	Oh not you Bane, I like you, it was AwesomeDude I was speaking of. Oh. Cool. Anyways, Awesome_Dude isn't really worth putting on the ignore list. He's drunk half the time.