Death Cat!

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#1

zombie_babies

Feb 03, 2010 12:02:50
Peep it.
#2

The-Mage-King

Feb 03, 2010 12:07:15
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#3

dragom

Feb 03, 2010 12:18:25
That must be really hard on that cat.
#4

zombie_babies

Feb 03, 2010 12:20:22
Meh.  It's a cat.  All a dead person means is a potential source of food.
#5

Cpt_Micha

Feb 03, 2010 12:21:01
I would think so.
#6

darkspartan

Feb 03, 2010 12:25:50
I find it more likely that they dying in those circumstances are the warmest things in the neighborhood, and thus more comfy to sleep on/with. Could be a pheremone, but I'm not inclined to think so. In five years, I would think the cat would have gotten used to people dying around it, and he seems to react in traditional cat fashion. Nothing unusual here.

How do you think the old superstitions about cats got started in the first place?

-Sarena
#7

zombie_babies

Feb 03, 2010 12:32:00
I'm tellin' ya'all, it's food.  Even though kitty has a steady source, it's still an instinct.  Every year people are eaten by their pets.  It's just what happens - they're still animals.  I know that my beloved puppy would eventually eat my corpse if she were starving.  It's just the way of the animal kingdom.  Dead person = a crapton of easy food.  It happens.  All the time.
#8

darkspartan

Feb 03, 2010 12:39:35
Most cat types will predate a dying food source, rather than waiting for it to expire on it's own. An already expired source is fair game.

Usually, though, if a housed individual's corpse is subject to animal activity stemming from housepets, the animals in question are rounded up and put down, and this hasn't happened with our subject. Oscar isn't looking for food. Although I agree, if you expired and left Puppy to her own devices, she'd consume your meat, although she'd likely wait quite some time before partaking.

-Sarena
#9

zombie_babies

Feb 03, 2010 12:42:35
Meh.  It was more a comment crafted to argue the idea that Oscar would be adversely impacted mentally by his constant proximity to what amounts to - in his furry world - soon to be food.  I did go beyond that and I don't know why.  It's an odd day for my brain, I think.
#10

Cpt_Micha

Feb 03, 2010 12:48:50
Animals (domesticated) do bond with people though. We bred them to do such after all.
#11

zombie_babies

Feb 03, 2010 12:51:04
Yup.  And then they'll eat you when you're dead and they run out of food.  Sometimes even before then.  I remember a story about a guy paralyzed from the waist down.  He went to bed and woke up toeless.  His beloved pooch ate 'em.  No loss and he felt no ill will toward the doggy, but it still ate part of him. 

EDIT: They bond as they do to a pack leader.  That means that all sorts of behavior is possible if you're no longer seen as top dog.
#12

dragom

Feb 03, 2010 12:59:06

Cats have a wandering pair bond not an alpha leader slot.  Just because they'll eat your facial extremities when your dead doesn't mean they don't care about you up to that point.


And a cat sleeping by your feet is more comforting and trustworthy then a crow perched on the bed rail watching intent and patient.

#13

zombie_babies

Feb 03, 2010 13:07:21
Pets care for you so long as they're fed, sheltered and not abused.  In other words, so long as it works to their benefit.  So they don't care about you.  Just what you do.  Cats especially.  They're soulless bastards that would kill you in your sleep if they thought they'd benefit from it in the long run.  They never come when called.  They only come when they want something.  That's not a healthy relationship.
#14

Cpt_Micha

Feb 03, 2010 13:09:03
My friends cats all come when called.

And when they aren't.

His cats are attention whores.
#15

Escef

Feb 03, 2010 13:09:23
Pets care for you so long as they're fed, sheltered and not abused.  In other words, so long as it works to their benefit.  So they don't care about you.  Just what you do.  Cats especially.  They're soulless bastards that would kill you in your sleep if they thought they'd benefit from it in the long run.  They never come when called.  They only come when they want something.  That's not a healthy relationship.


My cat will come if you call her and she knows your voice. If you call her repeatedly for no reason she'll ignore you.
#16

zombie_babies

Feb 03, 2010 13:21:40
Most cats I know - and I currently know over a dozen - occasionally come when called.  That means, they come when they feel like it.  They also do this fun li'l trick where they lay down just out of your reach when you call 'em to pet 'em.  And then, most likely, the dood what called 'em will move so that he can pet 'em.  In other words, they've trained you.  I ain't sayin' not to love your cats, just know your role.  It ain't whatcha think it is. 
#17

Escef

Feb 03, 2010 13:24:56
My cat attacked someone I was having a shouting match with. (I have to say shouting match because calling it an arguement is too generous.)
#18

zombie_babies

Feb 03, 2010 13:28:23
Heh.  That's cool.  Unfortunately for me, if my dog did that I'd be in a heap of trouble.  62 pounds of angry mutt is a bit of a handful.  But she's a big baby.  All bark, no bite. 

Most cats I know attack people, too.  Usually to let them know they're finished with 'em.  Pet teh thing for a time and it's happy.  Suddenly, it's done with the petting and lets you know by turning into a ball of teeth and claws.  Fun.
#19

Klirshon

Feb 03, 2010 15:05:56
I used to know a cat that would pick my pockets... that or try to use them as a scratching post (cat is declawed thankfully).
#20

RPJesus

Feb 03, 2010 15:28:45
I'm tellin' ya'all, it's food.  Even though kitty has a steady source, it's still an instinct.  Every year people are eaten by their pets.  It's just what happens - they're still animals.  I know that my beloved puppy would eventually eat my corpse if she were starving.  It's just the way of the animal kingdom.  Dead person = a crapton of easy food.  It happens.  All the time.



And? If I was dead, I'd much prefer mah kitteh eatin me to him starving. Because then he can survive to track down my old mentor and recieve the plot trinket, then go stop- Wait, lost my train of thought there >_>.
Anyway, I wonder if anybody's ever hidden catnip in a patient's bed as a practical joke?
Also, I prefer cats mostly because of their general indifference. Dogs are yes-men and yes-men lead to groupthink. Cats on the other hand are all to willing too play devil's advocate and make sure you double check your assumptions. Plus cat owner's tend to live a few extra years (doesn't work for dogs though).
#21

williamhm75

Feb 03, 2010 15:42:12
I'm tellin' ya'all, it's food.  Even though kitty has a steady source, it's still an instinct.  Every year people are eaten by their pets.  It's just what happens - they're still animals.  I know that my beloved puppy would eventually eat my corpse if she were starving.  It's just the way of the animal kingdom.  Dead person = a crapton of easy food.  It happens.  All the time.



And? If I was dead, I'd much prefer mah kitteh eatin me to him starving. Because then he can survive to track down my old mentor and recieve the plot trinket, then go stop- Wait, lost my train of thought there >_>.
Anyway, I wonder if anybody's ever hidden catnip in a patient's bed as a practical joke?
Also, I prefer cats mostly because of their general indifference. Dogs are yes-men and yes-men lead to groupthink. Cats on the other hand are all to willing too play devil's advocate and make sure you double check your assumptions. Plus cat owner's tend to live a few extra years (doesn't work for dogs though).



Cats also live longer on average than dogs do.  Dogs also require more training than cats.  I like both but having a cat curl up next to you while your reading is a good feeling.
#22

RPJesus

Feb 03, 2010 15:57:09


Cats also live longer on average than dogs do.  Dogs also require more training than cats.  I like both but having a cat curl up next to you while your reading is a good feeling.


Indeed. Plus cats are inherently funnier than dogs, not to mention quieter. Sure they can raise a racket if they try, but dogs don't even have to put forth any effort to get the same level of aggravation or more.
#23

ADHadh

Feb 03, 2010 16:27:00
Wasn't that used as a plot on House MD? I'm sure there was a death-predicting cat.
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It turned out it slept with patients with high temperature and additional blankets if I remember correctly.
#24

RPJesus

Feb 03, 2010 16:28:03
Wasn't that used as a plot on House MD? I'm sure there was a death-predicting cat.
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It turned out it slept with patients with high temperature and additional blankets if I remember correctly.
#25

EscherEnigma

Feb 03, 2010 16:42:28
Pets care for you so long as they're fed, sheltered and not abused.  In other words, so long as it works to their benefit.  So they don't care about you.  Just what you do.


Are you talking about pets or children here?

#26

williamhm75

Feb 03, 2010 18:11:40
Pets care for you so long as they're fed, sheltered and not abused.  In other words, so long as it works to their benefit.  So they don't care about you.  Just what you do.


Are you talking about pets or children here?



Both.
#27

zombie_babies

Feb 04, 2010 8:37:08
^^ Exactly.
#28

EscherEnigma

Feb 04, 2010 13:54:39
Then it sounds less like you're saying that pets can't love, but that unconditional love isn't love at all.
#29

zombie_babies

Feb 04, 2010 13:58:08

I really don't know right now.  I find myself sleepy and apathetic.

#30

dragom

Feb 05, 2010 2:58:10

Then it sounds less like you're saying that pets can't love, but that unconditional love isn't love at all.


The unconditional aspects of love aren't very awesome.  Now conditional love.  Now that some sweet lovin'.