Defenestrate the Person Above (Again)

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#1

zombie_babies

Jun 09, 2010 12:15:57

Time to revive another oldy but goody.  Defenestrate the poster what came afore ye.  And do it with panache, please.  I'd rather not be bored during my unceremonious ejection. ;)

#2

idhriniel

Jun 09, 2010 13:36:01
Oh, but if I were to do that, I'd get my banned.
#3

zombie_babies

Jun 09, 2010 13:43:35
Sorry, Chris.  If you're not gonna play the game, I'm gonna have to toss you and your stupid cookies right out the nearest portal to the outdoors.  *punt*
#4

idhriniel

Jun 09, 2010 13:49:29

Shut up, Peter. You and your gay attempts to be a good husband are crap y'know.

#5

zombie_babies

Jun 09, 2010 14:10:53
Ya know what?  I'm just gonna go ahead and defenestrate this thread.  Apparently it sucks.  Game over man.  Game over.
#6

idhriniel

Jun 09, 2010 14:12:07
well maybe it would help if people knew what defenestrate means, Sherlock.
#7

scypio

Jun 09, 2010 14:14:44
Maybe ya just wrong wuttle "girl"? Yo, I looked up what defenestrate means and I still didn't know how to play!

(I wanted to see how the insulting would go before going overboard or something.)
#8

zombie_babies

Jun 09, 2010 14:16:23
well maybe it would help if people knew what defenestrate means, Sherlock.



Holy crap.  You're on a friggin' computer on the friggin' internet.  If you want to know, you certainly can.
#9

idhriniel

Jun 09, 2010 14:17:02
shut up. don't play stupid with me, stupid. (none of this is serious, fyi.)

...your mother was a hamster and you father smelt of elderberries! i fart in your general direction!
#10

pbn

Jun 09, 2010 14:18:08
Sorry, Chris.  If you're not gonna play the game, I'm gonna have to toss you and your stupid cookies right out the nearest portal to the outdoors.  *punt*



Defenstrate, Idh.
from m-w:
a throwing of a person or thing out of a window

From the roots de (out) and fenestre (window)
#11

scypio

Jun 09, 2010 14:22:05
PBN, go make yourself a PB&J and tell me the root of that!
#12

idhriniel

Jun 09, 2010 14:26:44
**headbutts ZB out of a 5-story window** Quick and easy. Nom.
#13

scypio

Jun 09, 2010 14:51:43
Little girl, I know it might not be to your current reading level, but:
Defenestrate the poster what came afore ye.

You kids need to learn to read and follow rules, yo! If them words were too complicated, there's also the thread title.
#14

zombie_babies

Jun 09, 2010 15:18:02
Yeah, this thread is as dead as my faith that man, overall, is an intelligent animal.

EDIT: Typically - when I post a game - I take great pains to explain it in step by step fashion and do my best to include an example.  This thread, however, was one where I felt that would just be stupid.  So I didn't.  Real bright.  Yeah.
#15

toastedamphibian

Jun 09, 2010 16:06:24
Um, the Power of Christ Compels you, out the window, or something?
#16

Idolis

Jun 09, 2010 16:23:33

ZB, can I say banned instead?

I'm doin' it anyway, but I thought I'd ask.

TA, you are hereby banned.

Reason: Because my religion permits it.

Ban Lifted: When you establish a religion that allows you to be saved from the ban.

#17

toastedamphibian

Jun 09, 2010 16:25:16
Idolis, you have been abducted by aliens, out the window, or something...
#18

EscherEnigma

Jun 09, 2010 17:22:08
Your game may not have gone so swell, ZB, but it's still been an amusing read.

/apply cowboy boot to TA's toasted rear, in the general direction of a window.  Hopefully open.
#19

Tony_Vargas

Jun 09, 2010 19:11:04
well maybe it would help if people knew what defenestrate means, Sherlock.

'defenestrate' means to throw out a window, or, by extension to fatally drop from a high place in general.

It was coined by reporters - you can always trust reporters to come up with intelligent-sounding new words from lame sources.  In this case, it was a standoff in Italy (or an italian embasy or something), in which prisoners were killed by throwing them out a window.  The italian for window is 'fenestra.'  Thus 'de-fenestrate' - to remove a window. 



#20

Mad_Jack

Jun 10, 2010 2:00:41

It was coined by reporters - you can always trust reporters to come up with intelligent-sounding new words from lame sources.  In this case, it was a standoff in Italy (or an italian embasy or something), in which prisoners were killed by throwing them out a window.  The italian for window is 'fenestra.'  Thus 'de-fenestrate' - to remove a window. 




 Removes the window frame from the wall, smashes it over Tony_Vargas' head, and laughs as he stumbles backward and hits the wall, ironically replacing the previously removed window as he tumbles head over heels and falls to his grisly death - the pictures of which are posted on the front page by Italian news reporters. (The miraculously replaced window, not his death.)
#21

evilvegan

Jun 11, 2010 4:58:43
*As Mad Jack looks out the window at Tony's soon-to-be-dead self, pushes Jack.*

Boring?  Yes.  Wait for it....
#22

evilvegan

Jun 11, 2010 5:00:15
What kind of stupid post was that you tofu-eating ragamuffin? 

EH?! HOW DARE YOU SIR?! 

I'LL SHOW YOU!

*Leaps out window.*
#23

pbn

Jun 11, 2010 8:03:52
PBN watches the body fall, "Well, that was easy"
#24

Robin_Hoodlum

Jun 11, 2010 9:13:34

Oops!
In a drunken stupor, Robin bumps into PBN, knocking him out the window!

#25

Klirshon

Jun 11, 2010 9:59:38

These windows are structural weaknesses. I decree that inefficient windows be demolished by use of alcoholics.

*shoves Robin_Hoodlum through the nearest closed window*
*drinks methanol and hurls self out of a different, closed window*

#26

scypio

Jun 11, 2010 10:46:32
-takes credit in the safety of a first story building-
#27

williamhm75

Jun 11, 2010 10:58:29
gets in giant mecha and uses rocket punch to shoot scypio out a window with enough force to hurl him two hundred  yards laughing as I do so.
#28

EscherEnigma

Jun 11, 2010 11:07:30
"Excuse me, Sir or Madam, but I'm afraid that giant mechas are in direct violation of City Code 14-37B.692-18b.  If you'll just follow me here, I'll hold the door and... oh dear, I do believe I opened a window by mistake.  Terribly sorry of me, have a nice trip, I'll catch you next fall."
#29

death_isthe_begining

Jun 11, 2010 22:43:28

"This


is


Wizspace."

*Kicks Escher out the window*

"and this is madness."

*Kicks self out the window*
#30

Idolis

Jun 11, 2010 23:20:52
*Reaches out with my powerful hands and grabs the back of ditb's shirt and hauls him back*

"Not so fast," says I.

"Why not?" asks he.

"Good question," replies I flipping my fingers and sending him back out the window again.
#31

death_isthe_begining

Jun 12, 2010 5:33:11
"Good question,"


"Wrong answer"
*Whips clawed tentacle up and around Idolis's neck yanking him out the window. Then I climb back inside.*

#32

Mechalibur

Jun 12, 2010 7:06:36
*Whips clawed tentacle up and around Idolis's neck yanking him out the window. Then I climb back inside.*



*Grabs a tentacle and spins it around in circles (Mario-style), launching the whole mess out the window*
#33

williamhm75

Jun 12, 2010 13:27:46
*Whips clawed tentacle up and around Idolis's neck yanking him out the window. Then I climb back inside.*




*Grabs a tentacle and spins it around in circles (Mario-style), launching the whole mess out the window*


From a block away shoots a green arrow style punch arrow nocking mecahlibur back and out the window.  Smirks as he goes out the windo.  "Shop smart Shop S Mart."  Said holding up bow and arrows.
#34

toastedamphibian

Jun 14, 2010 18:02:14

*Deflects gravity 90 degrees* Everyone falls out a window.

#35

Mechalibur

Jun 14, 2010 18:09:17
*Puts roller blades on TA, and tilts the floor toward the window*
#36

toastedamphibian

Jun 14, 2010 19:51:33
(No! My sticky pads: they do nothing! Curses!)