| Post/Author/DateTime | Post |
|---|---|
| #1zombie_babiesJun 09, 2010 12:15:57 | Time to revive another oldy but goody. Defenestrate the poster what came afore ye. And do it with panache, please. I'd rather not be bored during my unceremonious ejection. ;) |
| #2idhrinielJun 09, 2010 13:36:01 | Oh, but if I were to do that, I'd get my banned. ![]() |
| #3zombie_babiesJun 09, 2010 13:43:35 | Sorry, Chris. If you're not gonna play the game, I'm gonna have to toss you and your stupid cookies right out the nearest portal to the outdoors. *punt* |
| #4idhrinielJun 09, 2010 13:49:29 | Shut up, Peter. You and your gay attempts to be a good husband are crap y'know. |
| #5zombie_babiesJun 09, 2010 14:10:53 | Ya know what? I'm just gonna go ahead and defenestrate this thread. Apparently it sucks. Game over man. Game over. |
| #6idhrinielJun 09, 2010 14:12:07 | well maybe it would help if people knew what defenestrate means, Sherlock. |
| #7scypioJun 09, 2010 14:14:44 | Maybe ya just wrong wuttle "girl"? Yo, I looked up what defenestrate means and I still didn't know how to play! (I wanted to see how the insulting would go before going overboard or something.) |
| #8zombie_babiesJun 09, 2010 14:16:23 | well maybe it would help if people knew what defenestrate means, Sherlock. Holy crap. You're on a friggin' computer on the friggin' internet. If you want to know, you certainly can. |
| #9idhrinielJun 09, 2010 14:17:02 | shut up. don't play stupid with me, stupid. (none of this is serious, fyi.) ...your mother was a hamster and you father smelt of elderberries! i fart in your general direction! |
| #10pbnJun 09, 2010 14:18:08 | Sorry, Chris. If you're not gonna play the game, I'm gonna have to toss you and your stupid cookies right out the nearest portal to the outdoors. *punt* Defenstrate, Idh. from m-w: a throwing of a person or thing out of a window From the roots de (out) and fenestre (window) |
| #11scypioJun 09, 2010 14:22:05 | PBN, go make yourself a PB&J and tell me the root of that! |
| #12idhrinielJun 09, 2010 14:26:44 | **headbutts ZB out of a 5-story window** Quick and easy. Nom. |
| #13scypioJun 09, 2010 14:51:43 | Little girl, I know it might not be to your current reading level, but:Defenestrate the poster what came afore ye. You kids need to learn to read and follow rules, yo! If them words were too complicated, there's also the thread title. |
| #14zombie_babiesJun 09, 2010 15:18:02 | Yeah, this thread is as dead as my faith that man, overall, is an intelligent animal. EDIT: Typically - when I post a game - I take great pains to explain it in step by step fashion and do my best to include an example. This thread, however, was one where I felt that would just be stupid. So I didn't. Real bright. Yeah. |
| #15toastedamphibianJun 09, 2010 16:06:24 | Um, the Power of Christ Compels you, out the window, or something? |
| #16IdolisJun 09, 2010 16:23:33 | ZB, can I say banned instead? |
| #17toastedamphibianJun 09, 2010 16:25:16 | Idolis, you have been abducted by aliens, out the window, or something... |
| #18EscherEnigmaJun 09, 2010 17:22:08 | Your game may not have gone so swell, ZB, but it's still been an amusing read. /apply cowboy boot to TA's toasted rear, in the general direction of a window. Hopefully open. |
| #19Tony_VargasJun 09, 2010 19:11:04 | well maybe it would help if people knew what defenestrate means, Sherlock. 'defenestrate' means to throw out a window, or, by extension to fatally drop from a high place in general. It was coined by reporters - you can always trust reporters to come up with intelligent-sounding new words from lame sources. In this case, it was a standoff in Italy (or an italian embasy or something), in which prisoners were killed by throwing them out a window. The italian for window is 'fenestra.' Thus 'de-fenestrate' - to remove a window. |
| #20Mad_JackJun 10, 2010 2:00:41 |
Removes the window frame from the wall, smashes it over Tony_Vargas' head, and laughs as he stumbles backward and hits the wall, ironically replacing the previously removed window as he tumbles head over heels and falls to his grisly death - the pictures of which are posted on the front page by Italian news reporters. (The miraculously replaced window, not his death.) |
| #21evilveganJun 11, 2010 4:58:43 | *As Mad Jack looks out the window at Tony's soon-to-be-dead self, pushes Jack.* Boring? Yes. Wait for it.... |
| #22evilveganJun 11, 2010 5:00:15 | What kind of stupid post was that you tofu-eating ragamuffin? EH?! HOW DARE YOU SIR?! I'LL SHOW YOU! *Leaps out window.* |
| #23pbnJun 11, 2010 8:03:52 | PBN watches the body fall, "Well, that was easy" |
| #24Robin_HoodlumJun 11, 2010 9:13:34 | Oops! |
| #25KlirshonJun 11, 2010 9:59:38 | These windows are structural weaknesses. I decree that inefficient windows be demolished by use of alcoholics. |
| #26scypioJun 11, 2010 10:46:32 | -takes credit in the safety of a first story building- |
| #27williamhm75Jun 11, 2010 10:58:29 | gets in giant mecha and uses rocket punch to shoot scypio out a window with enough force to hurl him two hundred yards laughing as I do so. |
| #28EscherEnigmaJun 11, 2010 11:07:30 | "Excuse me, Sir or Madam, but I'm afraid that giant mechas are in direct violation of City Code 14-37B.692-18b. If you'll just follow me here, I'll hold the door and... oh dear, I do believe I opened a window by mistake. Terribly sorry of me, have a nice trip, I'll catch you next fall." |
| #29death_isthe_beginingJun 11, 2010 22:43:28 | "ThisisWizspace." *Kicks Escher out the window* "and this is madness." *Kicks self out the window* |
| #30IdolisJun 11, 2010 23:20:52 | *Reaches out with my powerful hands and grabs the back of ditb's shirt and hauls him back* "Not so fast," says I. "Why not?" asks he. "Good question," replies I flipping my fingers and sending him back out the window again. |
| #31death_isthe_beginingJun 12, 2010 5:33:11 | "Good question," "Wrong answer" *Whips clawed tentacle up and around Idolis's neck yanking him out the window. Then I climb back inside.* |
| #32MechaliburJun 12, 2010 7:06:36 | *Whips clawed tentacle up and around Idolis's neck yanking him out the window. Then I climb back inside.* *Grabs a tentacle and spins it around in circles (Mario-style), launching the whole mess out the window* |
| #33williamhm75Jun 12, 2010 13:27:46 | *Whips clawed tentacle up and around Idolis's neck yanking him out the window. Then I climb back inside.* From a block away shoots a green arrow style punch arrow nocking mecahlibur back and out the window. Smirks as he goes out the windo. "Shop smart Shop S Mart." Said holding up bow and arrows. |
| #34toastedamphibianJun 14, 2010 18:02:14 | *Deflects gravity 90 degrees* Everyone falls out a window. |
| #35MechaliburJun 14, 2010 18:09:17 | *Puts roller blades on TA, and tilts the floor toward the window* |
| #36toastedamphibianJun 14, 2010 19:51:33 | (No! My sticky pads: they do nothing! Curses!) |