*Closes eyes, braces for impact*
::Jettisons Narf out the window with a thunderbolt-like double-handed strike to the back, ever-smiling like an insane game show host on a prozac overdose.::
And that's how we do it where I come from!
::Watches as poor Narf smacks into festooned windowboxes and granite sills all the way down to a cobbled street quietus below.::
Ouch... Hope he didn't want children. Here, let me deal with that.
*Casts fireball on Jade to cauterize the wound.*
* There is a long pause, after which there is a loud crash *
Defenestrate: To throw out of a window.
Defenestrate: To throw out of a window.
I missed the window ^^
*Watches Ombre, then grins. Steps out beside him and smiles... all the while distracting him from the triceratops under a Silence enchantment that rushes him and knocks him out the window.*
The window golem scoops Lilith up as she enjoys her peach melba by the poolside unawares. Much like a hotdogging basketball player the golem frenetically tosses her through the endless array of its many open windows, from one hand through to the other, through the belly and around the back, under the groin and through the chest, taking great pains not to hit any panes.
It's been two months now and she's still up there, getting juggled like a bean bag kitten. Will she forever defenstrate through the golem's bays, bows, double-hungs, casements, sliders, awning windows and patio doors? Has the burn-scarred Jade any mercy left? Tune in tomorrow to find out. Same bat time. Same bat channel.
Personally, I'd think it would be self-explanetory. :D
*Hires Brain the Mouse to throw Narf_The_Mouse out a window*
"So, what're we gonna do now, Brain?"
"The same thing we do every night, Pinky...try to--hold on. Hello? Speaking. You want me to what? Fine."
"So, what're we gonna do now, Brain?"
"Defenestrate someone for trademark infringement"
"That sounds fun, Brain!"
"Shut up."
In the name of crippling and unholy loneliness, I cast Bigby's Defenestrating Shove upon myself!
::Spell failure plants him deeply into wall adjacent to the window::
Have... mercy...
One hundred feet below, TheJade smashes into a glass sculpture, sending shards and fragments spraying, decimating a flock of penguins.
The penguins declare war on glass sculptures.
In other news, TheJade is feelin' no pain.
It's a real spell! Crazy, isn't it?
noob ;)
Das vadania, Comrade!
Tide of Iron! Stark then shifts into the square pecularily close to the window to watch the effect of his attack on the hapless soul.
There's a reverse gravity field outside. Eldritch oscillates. Indefinitely.
A billion imps carry Eldritch Lord to the window and heave.
There's a reverse gravity field outside. Eldritch oscillates. Indefinitely.
Fortunately, Eldritch_Lord had the forethought to take arcane gate. :D As I'm oscillating up and down, I manage to reach all the way to the ground, where I use arcane gate to land right behind Ocarina_Guy and kick him out the window, where he oscillates instead. I then cast a forbiddance ritual to prevent him from doing the same to me.
Fortunately, Eldritch_Lord had the forethought to take arcane gate. :D As I'm oscillating up and down, I manage to reach all the way to the ground, where I use arcane gate to land right behind Ocarina_Guy and kick him out the window, where he oscillates instead. I then cast a forbiddance ritual to prevent him from doing the same to me.
*Unfortunately, the Zombie Babies have wandered into the room Eldritch_Lord is standing in. The pile of cranky undeath is once again formed. This time, however, they are not so nice. Eldritch_Lord is ripped limb from limb in a horrifying - and grotesquely cute (hey, they're still babies - sorta) fashion. The pained screams fill them with the joy of a thousand rattles and they throw his drool-soaked remains from many, many windows. Some of Eldritch_Lord is still inside, however, and will remain so until it's time to change the Zombie Babies after they awaken from a short nap.*
Too small to actually defenestrate Encara, they instead proceed to climb a 2000 foot tall ladder and dive off the springboard at the top, smashing the window panes over Encara's head as they crash screaming into the ground, each one then digging it's way out of it's hole, summoning a new window frame, and rinsing and repeating in an endless and ever-repeating cycle of Munchkin Rage.
Thinking quickly, Encara quickly uses his own arcane power to switch spots with Mad_Jack, and teleports far away.
Eldritch_Lord wakes up instants before hitting the ground, uses feather fall, teleports behind into the room from which he fell when he lands, and grabs a window. Holding tightly to the window pane, he jumps out of another window, teleports behind Encara, and uses his huge momentum from falling to slam the pane onto Encara's head.
Umm. You guys are, like, using 3.5 Wizard stuff. And that's just not fair. My poor Zombies are just not on the same level. No teleporting for them. Nope. I propose that we 4e the Wizards for this thread. Balance for all!
Umm. You guys are, like, using 3.5 Wizard stuff. And that's just not fair. My poor Zombies are just not on the same level. No teleporting for them. Nope. I propose that we 4e the Wizards for this thread. Balance for all!
Nuh uh, mine have been almost exclusively 4th ed. Maybe I prepared a Portal ritual ahead of time just for this <.<
Back to defenestration!
Eldritch_Lord wakes up instants before hitting the ground, uses feather fall, teleports behind into the room from which he fell when he lands, and grabs a window. Holding tightly to the window pane, he jumps out of another window, teleports behind Encara, and uses his huge momentum from falling to slam the pane onto Encara's head.
You know a lot of these recent ones haven't been throwing people out of a window...
Encara uses a Thunder Blast to blow Eldritch_Lord out the window
"Today, I shall defeat those accursed Zombie Babies!"
*BEEP!*
*Sparks fly out of the machine on his back, and he is launched screeching from the window, landing in a messy heap 27 floors below.*
"What the...? Better check my combat log..."
Show
You equip Gnomish Defenestrator.
You cast Gnomish Defenestrator on Zombie_Babies.
Gnomish Defenestrator backfires!
You fall and take 27d10 damage (148 damage)
You die.
You cast Gnomish Defenestrator on Zombie_Babies.
Gnomish Defenestrator backfires!
You fall and take 27d10 damage (148 damage)
You die.
Nuh uh, mine have been almost exclusively 4th ed. Maybe I prepared a Portal ritual ahead of time just for this <.<
So, that rule that says we have to use 4e stuff? Yeah...that got defenestrated before anything else.
You know a lot of these recent ones haven't been throwing people out of a window...
They all have, actually; it's just that the definition of "out" depends on relative position and velocity at the time. ;)
Encara uses a Thunder Blast to blow Eldritch_Lord out the window
Since DarkStryke didn't defenestrate you....
As Eldritch_Lord is blasted out of the window, he manages to grasp the edge of the windowsill, catapult himself back into the room (thanks to 10 consecutive successes in an Acrobatics skill challenge :D) and knock Encara out of the window opposite of the one through which he entered.
So, that rule that says we have to use 4e stuff? Yeah...that got defenestrated before anything else.
Oh I wasn't saying only 4th. I was just saying I HAD used 4th in addition to 3.5.
Since DarkStryke didn't defenestrate you....
As Eldritch_Lord is blasted out of the window, he manages to grasp the edge of the windowsill, catapult himself back into the room (thanks to 10 consecutive successes in an Acrobatics skill challenge :D) and knock Encara out of the window opposite of the one through which he entered.
Figuring, "Hey he could possibly succeed on all those checks again," Encara uses a Fly spell to get back up and then uses Thundering Blast again on Eldritch_Lord.
Encara says NO.
Oh I wasn't saying only 4th. I was just saying I HAD used 4th in addition to 3.5.
My bad; I meant to quote Zombie_Babies when he complained we were using 3.5 stuff.
Figuring, "Hey he could possibly succeed on all those checks again," Encara uses a Fly spell to get back up and then uses Thundering Blast again on Eldritch_Lord.
Encara says NO.
As a matter of fact, he can! :D Eldritch_Lord flips up into the window, grabs a surprised Shipwithoutasail, and tosses him out of the window. Before Shipwithoutasail falls, Eldritch_Lord grabs his portable ram and smashes Encara with it, just to be sure he stays out.
Encara burns his Feather Fall and uses his powers to take the building Eldritch_Lord is in,and turn it sideways, shaking it like a salt shaker until Eldritch_Lord smashes through a window. Encara then promptly puts the building back in place
Encara, ever a fan of solid logic, complies.
As Encara, on the way down, transforms into a bird and flies away, into the sunset, a tear fills the Jade's eye and he sniffles.
"Goodbye, you beautiful turkey. Fly long, fly free."
My bad; I meant to quote Zombie_Babies when he complained we were using 3.5 stuff.
(It wasn't a serious comment!) *The Zombie Babies defenestrate any seriousness remaining in this thread in demonstration of solidarity in silliness*
Eldritch_Lord yells "Hey! TheJade! We had a nice feud going on, Encara and I! I should get to defenestrate him!" He uses a thundering blast to blow TheJade out the window, landing right on top of Encara (who hasn't quite reached the sunset yet) and crushing him. :evillaugh
Encara, not to be crushed without retribution, uses the 30 Elf Demigod Paladin Vorpal Sword infinite damage loop to bring Eldritch_Lord to exactly 0 HP, and tosses his unconscious body right out the window.
He then pokes Zombie_Babies out the window for good measure, since he's TECHNICALLY right above Encara.
(It wasn't a serious comment!) *The Zombie Babies defenestrate any seriousness remaining in this thread in demonstration of solidarity in silliness*
My response wasn't serious either! The Zombie Babies' sarcasm meter is broken!
Encara, not to be crushed without retribution, uses the 30 Elf Demigod Paladin Vorpal Sword infinite damage loop to bring Eldritch_Lord to exactly 0 HP, and tosses his unconscious body right out the window.
One of Eldritch_Lord's contingent spells goes off, killing him; he then uses the Archmage's arcane spirit ability to remain floating in the air while his body continues falling. He then unloads enough dailies on Encara to launch windows through Encara rather than the reverse.
And, for good measure, he pokes Zombie_Babies into a window.
My response wasn't serious either! The Zombie Babies' sarcasm meter is broken!
Is not.
One of Eldritch_Lord's contingent spells goes off, killing him; he then uses the Archmage's arcane spirit ability to remain floating in the air while his body continues falling. He then unloads enough dailies on Encara to launch windows through Encara rather than the reverse.
And, for good measure, he pokes Zombie_Babies into a window.
The Zombie Babies, tired of all of the inappropriate poking, have called Chris Hansen of To Catch a Predator fame. Now all you dirty undead kid touchers - Eldritch_Lord and Encara - are going to jail. Chris and the Babe's procede to toss you both out of the nearest glass covered portal and into the waiting paddy wagon. Once in county, though, you'll both probably experience a different kind of "toss". ;)
Is not.
The Zombie Babies, tired of all of the inappropriate poking, have called Chris Hansen of To Catch a Predator fame. Now all you dirty undead kid touchers - Eldritch_Lord and Encara - are going to jail. Chris and the Babe's procede to toss you both out of the nearest glass covered portal and into the waiting paddy wagon. Once in county, though, you'll both probably experience a different kind of "toss". ;)
Not wanting to be "tossed," Encara uses a Portal ritual, and escapes. Brooding and vengeful, he then concocts a master plan to sow the seeds of Zombie_Babies ultimate destruction...
And then he opts to push him out of a window instead.
*CRASH*
:evillaugh
Not wanting to be "tossed," Encara uses a Portal ritual, and escapes. Brooding and vengeful, he then concocts a master plan to sow the seeds of Zombie_Babies ultimate destruction...
And then he opts to push him out of a window instead.
*CRASH*
:evillaugh
While Encara was distracted concocting his plan, That Blasted Somoflange, tied one of Zombie_Babies umbilical cords around his foot, so when it fell, it pulled Encara out.
Is not.
After being tossed out the window so often, it should be.
The Zombie Babies, tired of all of the inappropriate poking, have called Chris Hansen of To Catch a Predator fame. Now all you dirty undead kid touchers - Eldritch_Lord and Encara - are going to jail. Chris and the Babe's procede to toss you both out of the nearest glass covered portal and into the waiting paddy wagon. Once in county, though, you'll both probably experience a different kind of "toss". ;)
Eldritch_Lord tells the nearest televangelist about Zombie_Babies, and the televangelist gets Eldritch_Lord and Encara out on the grounds that they were "only a-tryin' to exorcise an abomination unto the Lord." He then picks up the Zombie Babies and tosses them through the nearest window...where they happen to hit TheJade and both Zombie_Babies and TheJade go flying through another window.
After being tossed out the window so often, it should be.
Nuh uh.
Eldritch_Lord tells the nearest televangelist about Zombie_Babies, and the televangelist gets Eldritch_Lord and Encara out on the grounds that they were "only a-tryin' to exorcise an abomination unto the Lord." He then picks up the Zombie Babies and tosses them through the nearest window...where they happen to hit TheJade and both Zombie_Babies and TheJade go flying through another window.
Angry with Eldritch_Lord for making them miss nap time with this latest baby-toss, the Zombie Babies are finally agitated enough to form "Zombietron". Crawling up over each other, their creepy cuteness is combined into one being of incredible rage - and undead baby powder smell. Seeing Eldritch_Lord so far away and TheJade so close, Zombietron activates it's "punt" function and boots TheJade toward Eldritch_Lord at break-baby speed, smashing him through the wall next to the window he was recently launched from and right into Eldritch_Lord. The impact hurtles them both through the window on the opposite side - painfully.
Nuh uh.
Uh-huh!
Angry with Eldritch_Lord for making them miss nap time with this latest baby-toss, the Zombie Babies are finally agitated enough to form "Zombietron". Crawling up over each other, their creepy cuteness is combined into one being of incredible rage - and undead baby powder smell. Seeing Eldritch_Lord so far away and TheJade so close, Zombietron activates it's "punt" function and boots TheJade toward Eldritch_Lord at break-baby speed, smashing him through the wall next to the window he was recently launched from and right into Eldritch_Lord. The impact hurtles them both through the window on the opposite side - painfully.
Forget Encara--now Eldritch_Lord has a personal vendetta against Zombie_Babies. Very violently he vows the verdict: Death! Damning the dead dude defiling the doorway, he deliberately ducks, denying a destination for the Zombie Babies' disgusting yet deadly digits. Defeating their defenses, he discharges a death-dealing dagger of darkness which deftly darts directly to dispatch and defenestrate the dumbass who dared to defy him! Viewing the vanquished villain, Eldritch_Lord victoriously and vociferously voices a variety of vile vocalizations from his vast vocabulary.
So there.
"I'm so sorry, my sweet son..."
The Jade's eyes snap wide. He's... he's accidentally broken his own non-alliteration oath and must surely die. He goes to sill's edge and contemplates doing it himself but just cannot bring himself to do what must be done.
Seemingly smashed successfully, the Zombie Babies surreptitiously sally forth seeking to smite those that terribly transgressed against them. Zombietron zealously zooms into aggressive action taking to task TheJade with a powerful push, evidently ending him. Far from finished, Zombietron brazenly begins a brash search for the vociferous villain - Eldritch_Lord.
Bruised, battered, and beaten-up, but boldly battling on, Eldritch_Lord beholds the Babies beginning to bustle about, bounding before and back, bashing barriers to blast the brave Eldritch_Lord.
Eldritch_Lord bolts out and burns the Babies; a blazing and baleful broadsword of baby-bane both befuddles the Babies' brains and breaks the Babies' bony bodies. Broken, the Babies bonelessly bow out of battle; they blunder backwards, are bowled over a banister, and are buffeted by blowing breezes while they obliviously are borne to the bottom. BLAM! Bye-bye Babies.
Bruised, battered, and beaten-up, but boldly battling on, Eldritch_Lord beholds the Babies beginning to bustle about, bounding before and back, bashing barriers to blast the brave Eldritch_Lord.
Eldritch_Lord bolts out and burns the Babies; a blazing and baleful broadsword of baby-bane both befuddles the Babies' brains and breaks the Babies' bony bodies. Broken, the Babies bonelessly bow out of battle; they blunder backwards, are bowled over a banister, and are buffeted by blowing breezes while they obliviously are borne to the bottom. BLAM! Bye-bye Babies.
Classlessly crushed by the cretinous curmudgeon Eldritch_Lord, Zombietron contemplates it's current conundrum. Crawling quietly, creeping quickly, Zombietron comes to the crest of the crater created by their last clash. Cannily charting the cataclysmic catastrophe, Zombietron chillingly chants cabalistic words of command. Cruel crackles of cold rancor come crashing from the crater carrying Eldritch_Lord - confused and craven - through the cerulean sky. Ceaselessly colliding uncomfortably with every casement in the county, Eldritch_Lord cedes control of his mortal coil, his corpse catapulting in constant defenestration until time's end. Catcha' never, E_L. ;)
**BTW, I suck at this stuff. Seriously. It's too much work! Still, well played.**
Classlessly crushed by the cretinous curmudgeon Eldritch_Lord, Zombietron contemplates it's current conundrum. Crawling quietly, creeping quickly, Zombietron comes to the crest of the crater created by their last clash. Cannily charting the cataclysmic catastrophe, Zombietron chillingly chants cabalistic words of command. Cruel crackles of cold rancor come crashing from the crater carrying Eldritch_Lord - confused and craven - through the cerulean sky. Ceaselessly colliding uncomfortably with every casement in the county, Eldritch_Lord cedes control of his mortal coil, his corpse catapulting in constant defenestration until time's end. Catcha' never, E_L. ;)
"Excellent," Eldritch_Lord exclaims. He seeks expeditious egress of his environs, then enters the enclave which explosively ejected him. Eldritch_Lord emanates eagerness as he examines each and every extent of the extraordinary expanse. Efficiently exploring, he encounters his enemy and expertly extricates him; he tries exiting where he was ensconced, cannot exceed Eldritch_Lord's expertise. Easily, Eldritch_Lord ends his enemy with eldritch energy, encasing and enshrouding him with an esoteric spell of extreme evil. The enemy explores escape, is exhausted. Eldritch_Lord and the enemy exeunt--Eldritch_Lord, to the Ethereal; his enemy, from existence.
**BTW, I suck at this stuff. Seriously. It's too much work! Still, well played.**
I'm really good at it. For one of the Master DM Competitions (the Spell Chains and Domains one), I entered an alliterative entry, [post=14702452]Eldric’s Spell Chain of Strategic Shifts and Tactical Transposition[/post], where all the spells had 2 'E' words. Fun times.
Eldritch_Lord puts his alliterative alphabetic vendetta on hold to launch Encara out the window by throwing dictionaries at him.
The mighty wizard Terronus, having gone unnoticed for some time, can no longer accept the interruptions of his reading the latest shenanigans of Archie and the Riverdale Gang.
He promptly proceeds to cast gate, summoning a paragon Bonedrinker. While Eldritch_Lord tosses dictionaries at Encara ("Unacceptable you uncouth, unalliterative... um... eunuch!!"), the Bonedrinker sucks every bone from his body, leaving him an empty sack of flesh. He then summons an air elemental to enter the body, carrying it out the window like a grotesque helium balloon... then dismissing it to watch the body splat against the pavement. Like a, I dunno, water balloon? Only messier.
*launches ombre out a window with sledgehamer*
"Hopefully that's the last of them..."
"What? Another one?!"
*launches ombre out a window with sledgehamer*
"Hopefully that's the last of them..."
"Hah, a newcomer I see...FOOL, you do not know what you have gotten yourself into!"
Encara then delivers a BBEG Monolouge so powerful, it forces coston89 out the window.
"Hah, a newcomer I see...FOOL, you do not know what you have gotten yourself into!"
Encara then delivers a BBEG Monolouge so powerful, it forces coston89 out the window.
"Vile knave, thy skill with words perchance is great, yet thy words protect thee naught 'gainst my onslaught of speech, pretentious in tone and Shakespearean in diction! I cast thee out the nearest portal; count thyself banishèd and contemplate thine innumerable misdeeds whilst plummeting to the byway below.
"Vile knave, thy skill with words perchance is great, yet thy words protect thee naught 'gainst my onslaught of speech, pretentious in tone and Shakespearean in diction! I cast thee out the nearest portal; count thyself banishèd and contemplate thine innumerable misdeeds whilst plummeting to the byway below.
"It appears sir, that you have forgotten to end your quote. So..."
"
"Now that you are done speaking..."
*Encara shoves Eldritch_Lord out the window*
"It appears sir, that you have forgotten to end your quote. So..."
"
"Now that you are done speaking..."
*Encara shoves Eldritch_Lord out the window*
Dammit, I was hoping to leave that open so I could add a paragraph as I was falling. "Curse you, foul creature..." and all that.
After a failed teleport, i find myself in a building with people throwing People out windows, I decide to join in the fun and Casts Thunderwave at Encara's Feet, Launching him out the Window he pushed Eldritch Lord out of. I then laugh Maniacly as i find how fun this is
After a successful teleport, Eldritch_Lord finds himself in a building with many people throwing other people out the windows. Deciding to join in the fun, Eldritch_Lord casts thunderwave at Jobbut's feet, launching him out the window to follow Encara. He then laughs maniacally because, well...that's what you do in this situation. :evillaugh
*Encara puts a Wall of Force right under himself before he gains much momentum, stand up and climbs back through the window. He then places portals above and below Eldritch_Lord, putting him in an infinite loop. Once Eldritch_Lord is at Terminal Velocity, he changes the bottom portal to be pointing towards the window. Eldritch_Lord crashes through the window at incredible speed*
"Amateurs..."
*Encara puts a Wall of Force right under himself before he gains much momentum, stand up and climbs back through the window. He then places portals above and below Eldritch_Lord, putting him in an infinite loop. Once Eldritch_Lord is at Terminal Velocity, he changes the bottom portal to be pointing towards the window. Eldritch_Lord crashes through the window at incredible speed*
Amateur.
Eldritch_Lord not only has a spell to transpose two creatures, the spell transposes their momentum as well. With a wave of his hand, he is suddenly standing in the center of the room while Encara is flying in the same direction as Eldritch_Lord was until a moment ago--but on the other side of the building. Encara crashes in through one window and out another before slowing enough to fall to the ground below.
While i fall, i cast Fly because dispell magic has worn off, and fly back up to the window, casting Arcane Gate above me, flying in as Vletts falls out my end, Plumeting to his death. As he falls he says "I Am Your Father!" I look back and say "I Knew that."
As Eldritch_Lord cast feather fall after falling two stories, he floats 44 stories down, giving him ample time to see Vletts defenestrated. Feeling merciful, he resurrects Vlett and launches him up into the window, crashing into Jobbut and knocking Jobbut out the other side.
Knowing i am out of spells and Ablyties (For 5 minutes) and wait for all my spells to return, after 8 out of the nine hour fall i cast True Teleport and Appear next to Eldritch LOrd and brought a window with me , Casting fireball, the blast knocks him through the window i am carrying and i repeatedly kick him in the groin while he is stunned from the poisoned Glass shards.
Now that's just cruel and unusual! I cast baleful transposition so that Jobbut is the one being fireballed, defenestrated, and smashed.
Now that's just cruel and unusual! I cast baleful transposition so that Jobbut is the one being fireballed, defenestrated, and smashed.
I Cast Rewind Time and kick you in the groin before you cast, bring another window and boot you through it, then i chop you up into little bits and burn each one to ashes and bury them 50 miles apart, therefore you cannot be ressurested.
oh, and POST FASTER!?!?!?!?*Jobbut answers the door*
Sign here please. *Jobbut signs*
Jobbut: Mmmm candy....*opens box...and a wrecking ball knocks Jobbut out the window from nowhere*
*munches a carrot* Ain't I a stinker?
Investigations continue, but most believe that Encara was involved somehow.
When he finally hit a window pane, ten-thousand shard of glass stab him in a sadistic gravitational torture.
While i fall i create a time paradox, landing safely on the gorund while Encara enters the Plane of Endless Defeestration, falling through windows endlessly.
When he finally hit a window pane, ten-thousand shard of glass stab him in a sadistic gravitational torture.
"Oh please..."
With a simple Plane Shift Encara returns and yells "I ADMIT NOTHING!" surprising Jobbut so much he falls out the window.
I Cast Rewind Time and kick you in the groin before you cast, bring another window and boot you through it, then i chop you up into little bits and burn each one to ashes and bury them 50 miles apart, therefore you cannot be ressurested.
You, my friend, have obviously never seen a contingent true resurrection.
Just because Jobbut dared to attack me in so distasteful a fashion, I ignore Encara for the moment and stand there smirking at Jobbut as he falls to his doom.
And as i do this i see Eldritch Lord ressurected, i Kill the clerics midspell, leaving a soul filled movement-less shell with all the senses of a human being and hit him with my +1 Dagger of Defestration, Causing you to fly out the nearest window, and reaptedly gointo each window of each story you fall. MWAHAHAHHHAHA :evillaugh
He then slams a cursed Amulet of Anti-Magic over Jobbut, suppressing all magic items and spells from Jobbut, then Encara blasts Jobbut out the window with a spell of incredible force.
"How dare you kill Eldritch_Lord right as we were becoming friends!!"
Edit1: None dare face me? MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! :evillaugh
"Because i can!" i say as i activate my Racial ability of the Hax0rz which allows me to teleport up to 100 feet, allowing me to reenter the room and kick you in the groin, dazing you and giving me enough time to manually boot you out a window into a window factory. MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!! :evillaugh
Edit1: None dare face me? MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! :evillaugh
Except for my Contingent Groin Recovery!!
Encara unleashes a barrage of force that would make DBZ characters wet themselves, blowing Jobbut out the window.
Encara then teleports away.
Except for my Contingent Groin Recovery!!
Encara unleashes a barrage of force that would make DBZ characters wet themselves, blowing Jobbut out the window.
Encara then teleports away.
I return, due to the fact that your amulets effect wore off and my armor has a damage resist OF OVER 9,000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And my racial is at will, i follow through the rift you made while you teleported, (As Seen in Jumper) and find you, "You Can't escape the Wrath of Brokenation!" I shout at you as i cast Summon Window and then cast Regeneration on it , Repeteadly Smashing it over your head. MWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Edit: w00t First post of page 4! COME. POST. FAST. NOW.
I return, due to the fact that your amulets effect wore off and my armor has a damage resist OF OVER 9,000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And my racial is at will, i follow through the rift you made while you teleported, (As Seen in Jumper) and find you, "You Can't escape the Wrath of Brokenation!" I shout at you as i cast Summon Window and then cast Regeneration on it , Repeteadly Smashing it over your head. MWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Edit: w00t First post of page 4! COME. POST. FAST. NOW.
Unfortunately, Encara's house is within an Anti Meme Field, cancelling Jobbut's damage resist, Encara quickly uses the traps he's set up for defense in his abode, which knock Jobbut firmly out of the window, then magically repair it.
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! POST PEOPLE!
"Who did that? Uhg..."
*Looks around and sees Jobbut*
"Huh? Did you do this to me? You no good, dirty little @#$^%! Nobody, but NOBODY, throws me out of a window but ME!!!!!"
*Grabs Jobbet by the face, slams him to the wall, and hurls him bodily thru a window*
"Ugh..I need to lay down..."
Whee! Relativity is delicious!
*Spots Ocarina_Guy disturbing the natural world*
"I need some help for this. COME TO ME, MY GOBLINIOD COMRADES! YOUR BUGBEAR CHIEFTAIN COMMANDS IT!"
*Goblin horde charges and tackles Ocarina_Guy thru several windows*
Whee! Relativity is delicious!
Using an ancient Netherese ritual, Eldritch_Lord accelerates Jobbut and coston89 to 99.99999% the speed of light, ensuring that they are sent far into the future and can no longer interact with us.
Using an ancient Netherese ritual, Eldritch_Lord accelerates Jobbut and coston89 to 99.99999% the speed of light, ensuring that they are sent far into the future and can no longer interact with us.
Getting bored of this, T.B.S., tackles Eldritch Lord sending himself and 'Lord crashing out a window and hurtling towards the ground.
Getting bored of this, T.B.S., tackles Eldritch Lord sending himself and 'Lord crashing out a window and hurtling towards the ground.
Eldritch_Lord, incensed that anyone could find relativistic defenestration boring, sends TBS to join the other two, where they all crash through a window 5000 years in the future.
and cause a time paradox making me a level 30 Time Mage. I cast Slowaga on you and your buddy an watch you slowly fall to your own painfull Demises. (i traveled back in time and just before you cast i Cast Slowaga and slowed you enough so you fell at the same speed and died with your Buddy too.) I then cast Stopaga and then Permanecy on that, causing you to be in the most painfull state possible while still living, being frozen intime. MWAHAHAHAHAHA!
Halo Voice: DOUBLE KILL!
Edit: E_L You posted while i was typing!
Silly Eldritch lord, Time travel is for kids, I cast Rewind (Ha, No Dispell magic!)
and cause a time paradox making me a level 30 Time Mage. I cast Slowaga on you and your buddy an watch you slowly fall to your own painfull Demises. (i traveled back in time and just before you cast i Cast Slowaga and slowed you enough so you fell at the same speed and died with your Buddy too.) I then cast Stopaga and then Permanecy on that, causing you to be in the most painfull state possible while still living, being frozen intime. MWAHAHAHAHAHA!
Halo Voice: DOUBLE KILL!
Edit: E_L You posted while i was typing!
An inelegant solution, redolent with delusions of grandeur.I simply activate my contingent time regression, go back to before the paradox, and sleep you so you can't ascend. Pushing you out a window after that is child's play.
I simply activate my contingent time regression, go back to before the paradox, and sleep you so you can't ascend. Pushing you out a window after that is child's play.
I set a time bomb inside the building. It blows up, everyone dies, I win!:D
I set a time bomb inside the building. It blows up, everyone dies, I win!:D
Except that you need to defenestrate them; unless you can definitively prove that every person who died was defenestrated, you win nothing.
Oh, and thanks to a time stop, I was able to avoid the bomb and kick you out the window as you were leaving after planting it.
Except that you need to defenestrate them; unless you can definitively prove that every person who died was defenestrated, you win nothing.
Oh, and thanks to a time stop, I was able to avoid the bomb and kick you out the window as you were leaving after planting it.
When the bomb goes off, you all fly out windows:D
Anyway, as I go flying out the window, I cast a levitate spell, float back in, and kick Eldritch_Lord out the window.
Now get back in the RP thread!
Using an ancient Netherese ritual, Eldritch_Lord accelerates Jobbut and coston89 to 99.99999% the speed of light, ensuring that they are sent far into the future and can no longer interact with us.
By forcing himself to crash thru trillions of windows and/or walls, Coston, via Deus Ex Machina, returns to the present and crashes into Jobbut and unknowingly forces him thru a window.
By forcing himself to crash thru trillions of windows and/or walls, Coston, via Deus Ex Machina, returns to the present and crashes into Jobbut and unknowingly forces him thru a window.
Thank you. Someone here has the ingenuity to make use of a projectile moving at .99c. ;) But alas, I will have to defenestrate you anyway; suddenly you find yourself stopping and instantaneously acceleration to .99c in the other direction, making you crash through the window once again.
Thank you. Someone here has the ingenuity to make use of a projectile moving at .99c. ;) But alas, I will have to defenestrate you anyway; suddenly you find yourself stopping and instantaneously acceleration to .99c in the other direction, making you crash through the window once again.
You are welcome. However at the instant you accelerate me, I grab you and transfer the momentum to you and launch thru the window across the street. Now, I'm in free fall between buildings. Someone defenestrate me quickly!
Boot-to-the-head-no-jutsu!
Grabbing Ocarina Guy's leg, Coston cushions his fall with his new meatsheild. Seeing that it is now broken, he rolls it up into a ball and punts it through a window.
Grabbing Ocarina Guy's leg, Coston cushions his fall with his new meatsheild. Seeing that it is now broken, he rolls it up into a ball and punts it through a window.
Eldritch_Lord folds coston89 into a hypercube and launches him through the window into the eighth dimension.
Eldritch_Lord is promptly thrown out the window as a result.
Encara thinks about winning (falsely, since he didn't win) and loses the game as a result; his sheer frustration causes him to launch himself out of a 42nd-story window.
But not without taking Eldritch_Lord with him.
Eldritch_Lord folds coston89 into a hypercube and launches him through the window into the eighth dimension.
Coston reverses the hypercube and tries to reverse it on Eldritch Lord but accidentally hit Ocarina Guy instead, putting him through a window.
Encara throws coston89 out a window yelling "ONLY DEFENESTRATE THE PERSON IMMEDIATELY ABOVE YOU!"
Eldritch_Lord throws Encara out the window, yelling "DON'T YELL AT PEOPLE YOU'VE JUST DEFENESTRATED!"
;)
Eldritch_Lord throws Encara out the window, yelling "DON'T YELL AT PEOPLE YOU'VE JUST DEFENESTRATED!"
;)
Encara casts Irony Reversal. Suddenly Eldritch_Lord is thrown out the window and Encara is inside.
"Ditto."
Coston kicks Encara out the window, yelling "YELLING IS FUN!!!"
Encara casts his signature Encara's Yelling Defenestrator Reversal causing coston89 to be thrown out instead.
"YELLING IS FUN!"
Jobbut runs up and Kicks th above person out a window while they are distracted by yelling
"YELLING IS FUN!"
I can only assume it's you yelling this so...
*Encara sighs*
*Encara's Yelling Defenestrator Reversal*
*Waits to be defenestrated*
I can only assume it's you yelling this so...
*Encara sighs*
*Encara's Yelling Defenestrator Reversal*
*Waits to be defenestrated*
Glad to be of assistance. Out you go! :D
Glad to be of assistance. Out you go! :D
And you're coming with me! :D :D
And you're coming with me! :D :D
YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME WITHOUT A FIGHT! :D :D :D
YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME WITHOUT A FIGHT! :D :D :D
I JUST DID! :D :D :D :D
*Eldritch_Lord realizes he's falling with Encara*
Encara feels a sharp tug on his ankle as Coston's hastily made lasso closes and is sharply pulled to safety, only to be brained by a big bowl of popcorn, knocking him out the window.
Coston, realizing his target has already been thrown out a window so he has two options. 1. Save target and defenestrate target himself, or 2. Get popcorn and enjoy the show. Oh yeah, he has to defenestrate someone...
Encara feels a sharp tug on his ankle as Coston's hastily made lasso closes and is sharply pulled to safety, only to be brained by a big bowl of popcorn, knocking him out the window.
"Hey...thanks, what's the bowl f-OW!"
*Encara swiftly ropes the lasso on his ankle around the neck of coston89, pulling him through the window with Encara*
*Encara takes a sidelong glance at his victim*
"Jerk."
*Coston swings his patented Encara-on-a-rope into a window and quickly climbs to safety.*
"Now, THIS IS FOR CALLING ME A JERK!!!"
*tosses Encara out the window*
"Jerk, eh?"
*Coston swings his patented Encara-on-a-rope into a window and quickly climbs to safety.*
"Now, THIS IS FOR CALLING ME A JERK!!!"
*tosses Encara out the window*
Unfortunately it seems Coston has forgotten to untie the rope from his neck and he is pulled thorugh again.
Encara then swiftly unties the rope from himself and uses his non-infringing coston89 On A Rope to climb to safety, promptly throwing coston89 out again immediately afterwards.
Coston quickly lassos an outcropping a floor below and crashes through a window to safety. After removing the rope, he runs upstairs and tackles Encara out the window.
Almost immediately, Encara uses a power to shift 3 squares up and through the window, then uses and action point to use a power to push coston89 out a different window.
*CRASH*
Jobbut, surprised by Encara's survival, jumps.
It just so happens that he jumps out a window.
Eldritch_Lord sneaks up behind Encara and yells "JUMP!" Startled, Encara does--and Eldritch_Lord bull rushes him out the window.
Encara, being out of clever ideas for defenestration, elects to merely throw Eldritch_Lord out the window.
How he survived the fall is still a mystery.
Encara, being out of clever ideas for defenestration, elects to merely throw Eldritch_Lord out the window.
How he survived the fall is still a mystery.
Eldritch_Lord, not wishing to upstage Encara, simply kicks Encara out the window...again.
Eldritch_Lord, not wishing to upstage Encara, simply kicks Encara out the window...again.
Encara conjures a window directly under, but 30 stories down from Eldritch_Lord. He then casts a spell blowing up the entire building except Eldritch_Lord and the window. Eldritch_Lord inevitably falls through the window below him.
Encara, safely on the ground and with no windows in sight, catches his breath.
Encara conjures a window directly under, but 30 stories down from Eldritch_Lord. He then casts a spell blowing up the entire building except Eldritch_Lord and the window. Eldritch_Lord inevitably falls through the window below him.
Encara, safely on the ground and with no windows in sight, catches his breath.
Coston knocks out Encara and stuffs him in a sack. He then travels to the nearest really tall building and throws Encara out of a 30th floor window.
Coston knocks out Encara and stuffs him in a sack. He then travels to the nearest really tall building and throws Encara out of a 30th floor window.
Eldritch_Lord knocks out coston89 and stuffs him in a sack. He then travels to the same really tall building and throws coston89 out of a 29th floor window, ensuring that he flies out and smacks into Encara in the air, just because it's funny to watch.
Eldritch_Lord knocks out coston89 and stuffs him in a sack. He then travels to the same really tall building and throws coston89 out of a 29th floor window, ensuring that he flies out and smacks into Encara in the air, just because it's funny to watch.
Unknown to Eldritch Lord, Coston only pretended to be out cold and used his super-secret ninja skills and replaced himself with a bunch of bowling balls and superglued Eldritch's hands to the bag. So Eldritch Lord has launched himself out the window as Coston snickers to himself.
Unknown to Eldritch Lord, Coston only pretended to be out cold and used his super-secret ninja skills and replaced himself with a bunch of bowling balls and superglued Eldritch's hands to the bag. So Eldritch Lord has launched himself out the window as Coston snickers to himself.
Universal solvent dissolves everything. And, in your case, dis-solves. Anticipating your solution, Eldritch_Lord carried a flask of it and used it to dissolve the superglue, then teleported the bag a half-mile vertically. As you lean out the window to snicker at his plight, the bag smacks you in the head and you go tumbling down.