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#1

zombie_babies

Jun 20, 2013 14:53:40
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Umm, dood?  Maybe if you didn't let a dinosaur drop 30 on you the fans would have stuck around.  Bosh sucks.
#2

homicidal_squirrel

Jun 20, 2013 22:27:23
The morning after that game I woke up early to go out. I turn on the news while I'm getting ready and the first thing I see is the sports report about the Heat pulling off the game six win. Then it goes to "Man shot, but coming up, we have highlights on the Heat's game six win!" Five minutes of Heat highlights followed by "Traffic is slow on the palmetto, but coming up next, the Heat win game six and Bosch has a message for fans." It went like that all day. I don't even want to know what it'll be like if the Heat win.

It's going to be annoying. 
#3

homicidal_squirrel

Jun 20, 2013 22:50:26
Well, the Heat won, so now I won't be able to watch the news for at least a week. 
#4

Robin_Hoodlum

Jun 21, 2013 6:21:09
Well, the Heat won, so now I won't be able to watch the news for at least a week. 


#5

zombie_babies

Jun 21, 2013 8:09:44
Well, the Heat won, so now I won't be able to watch the news for at least a week. 



Yup, you're boned.  If it's any consolation my FB feed is full of people whining about it (cuz, you know, LeBron).  Oh, and Bosh still sucks.  That's got to mean something.
#6

homicidal_squirrel

Jun 21, 2013 8:36:48
Well, the Heat won, so now I won't be able to watch the news for at least a week. 



Yup, you're boned.  If it's any consolation my FB feed is full of people whining about it (cuz, you know, LeBron).  Oh, and Bosh still sucks.  That's got to mean something.

Yeah well, on today's news "Airplane crashes, but the pilot walks away... And the Heat walk away with the championship!" Damn It!!! I don't know if you kno, but down here in Dade County, there is this terrible tradition of people hitting the streets with pots and pans. They drive around screaming and banging the pots and pans. It's mainly a Cuban thing, but it seems to have spread. Too bad there is no chance of the Heat getting sold to another state.

#7

Cpt_Micha

Jun 21, 2013 8:39:43
You think you got it bad..

you should have seen the news around here when Charlotte got the Hornets name back.

  They're still a Suck Team.. name change isn't going to bring back the good years.
#8

zombie_babies

Jun 21, 2013 9:11:44
Yeah well, on today's news "Airplane crashes, but the pilot walks away... And the Heat walk away with the championship!" Damn It!!! I don't know if you kno, but down here in Dade County, there is this terrible tradition of people hitting the streets with pots and pans. They drive around screaming and banging the pots and pans. It's mainly a Cuban thing, but it seems to have spread. Too bad there is no chance of the Heat getting sold to another state.




That's terrible.  I honestly don't know what's worse - the news treatment or the pots and pans.  I'd totally lose my if there were idiots running around banging on pots and pans.  And dood, how dumb are they?  I mean, Floriduh is a SYG state, nowutimean? 
#9

Robin_Hoodlum

Jun 21, 2013 12:45:53
Well, the Heat won, so now I won't be able to watch the news for at least a week. 



Yup, you're boned.  If it's any consolation my FB feed is full of people whining about it (cuz, you know, LeBron).  Oh, and Bosh still sucks.  That's got to mean something.

Yeah well, on today's news "Airplane crashes, but the pilot walks away... And the Heat walk away with the championship!" Damn It!!! I don't know if you kno, but down here in Dade County, there is this terrible tradition of people hitting the streets with pots and pans. They drive around screaming and banging the pots and pans. It's mainly a Cuban thing, but it seems to have spread. Too bad there is no chance of the Heat getting sold to another state.



Why doesn't the po-po arrest cite them for disturbing the peace?
Think of the revenue to the county/ city from all of those fines!

#10

homicidal_squirrel

Jun 21, 2013 13:40:35
Well, the Heat won, so now I won't be able to watch the news for at least a week. 



Yup, you're boned.  If it's any consolation my FB feed is full of people whining about it (cuz, you know, LeBron).  Oh, and Bosh still sucks.  That's got to mean something.

Yeah well, on today's news "Airplane crashes, but the pilot walks away... And the Heat walk away with the championship!" Damn It!!! I don't know if you kno, but down here in Dade County, there is this terrible tradition of people hitting the streets with pots and pans. They drive around screaming and banging the pots and pans. It's mainly a Cuban thing, but it seems to have spread. Too bad there is no chance of the Heat getting sold to another state.



Why doesn't the po-po arrest cite them for disturbing the peace?
Think of the revenue to the county/ city from all of those fines!



Because it's a tradition started by Cubans who happen to overwhelmingly register as republicans, and in a republican controlled state, it's going to be hard to get officials to do anything against other republicans.
#11

draco1119

Jun 21, 2013 16:41:53
Well, the Heat won, so now I won't be able to watch the news for at least a week. 

Yup, you're boned.  If it's any consolation my FB feed is full of people whining about it (cuz, you know, LeBron).  Oh, and Bosh still sucks.  That's got to mean something.

Yeah well, on today's news "Airplane crashes, but the pilot walks away... And the Heat walk away with the championship!" Damn It!!! I don't know if you kno, but down here in Dade County, there is this terrible tradition of people hitting the streets with pots and pans. They drive around screaming and banging the pots and pans. It's mainly a Cuban thing, but it seems to have spread. Too bad there is no chance of the Heat getting sold to another state.

Why doesn't the po-po arrest cite them for disturbing the peace?
Think of the revenue to the county/ city from all of those fines

Because it's a tradition started by Cubans, and that would be racist.

#12

homicidal_squirrel

Jun 21, 2013 17:10:40
Well, the Heat won, so now I won't be able to watch the news for at least a week. 

Yup, you're boned.  If it's any consolation my FB feed is full of people whining about it (cuz, you know, LeBron).  Oh, and Bosh still sucks.  That's got to mean something.

Yeah well, on today's news "Airplane crashes, but the pilot walks away... And the Heat walk away with the championship!" Damn It!!! I don't know if you kno, but down here in Dade County, there is this terrible tradition of people hitting the streets with pots and pans. They drive around screaming and banging the pots and pans. It's mainly a Cuban thing, but it seems to have spread. Too bad there is no chance of the Heat getting sold to another state.

Why doesn't the po-po arrest cite them for disturbing the peace?
Think of the revenue to the county/ city from all of those fines

Because it's a tradition started by Cubans, and that would be racist.


Hardly, considering tht the police force is reflective of the population. That being mostly Cuban. Also, Cuban is not a race unto itself, no matter how much Cubans wish it were.

#13

Robin_Hoodlum

Jun 22, 2013 0:14:13
Well, the Heat won, so now I won't be able to watch the news for at least a week. 



Yup, you're boned.  If it's any consolation my FB feed is full of people whining about it (cuz, you know, LeBron).  Oh, and Bosh still sucks.  That's got to mean something.

Yeah well, on today's news "Airplane crashes, but the pilot walks away... And the Heat walk away with the championship!" Damn It!!! I don't know if you kno, but down here in Dade County, there is this terrible tradition of people hitting the streets with pots and pans. They drive around screaming and banging the pots and pans. It's mainly a Cuban thing, but it seems to have spread. Too bad there is no chance of the Heat getting sold to another state.



Why doesn't the po-po arrest cite them for disturbing the peace?
Think of the revenue to the county/ city from all of those fines!



Because it's a tradition started by Cubans who happen to overwhelmingly register as republicans, and in a republican controlled state, it's going to be hard to get officials to do anything against other republicans.


Hmph!
#14

Robin_Hoodlum

Jun 22, 2013 0:14:40
Well, the Heat won, so now I won't be able to watch the news for at least a week. 

Yup, you're boned.  If it's any consolation my FB feed is full of people whining about it (cuz, you know, LeBron).  Oh, and Bosh still sucks.  That's got to mean something.

Yeah well, on today's news "Airplane crashes, but the pilot walks away... And the Heat walk away with the championship!" Damn It!!! I don't know if you kno, but down here in Dade County, there is this terrible tradition of people hitting the streets with pots and pans. They drive around screaming and banging the pots and pans. It's mainly a Cuban thing, but it seems to have spread. Too bad there is no chance of the Heat getting sold to another state.

Why doesn't the po-po arrest cite them for disturbing the peace?
Think of the revenue to the county/ city from all of those fines

Because it's a tradition started by Cubans, and that would be racist.



So true!
#15

Robin_Hoodlum

Jun 22, 2013 0:16:05
Well, the Heat won, so now I won't be able to watch the news for at least a week. 

Yup, you're boned.  If it's any consolation my FB feed is full of people whining about it (cuz, you know, LeBron).  Oh, and Bosh still sucks.  That's got to mean something.

Yeah well, on today's news "Airplane crashes, but the pilot walks away... And the Heat walk away with the championship!" Damn It!!! I don't know if you kno, but down here in Dade County, there is this terrible tradition of people hitting the streets with pots and pans. They drive around screaming and banging the pots and pans. It's mainly a Cuban thing, but it seems to have spread. Too bad there is no chance of the Heat getting sold to another state.

Why doesn't the po-po arrest cite them for disturbing the peace?
Think of the revenue to the county/ city from all of those fines

Because it's a tradition started by Cubans, and that would be racist.


Hardly, considering tht the police force is reflective of the population. That being mostly Cuban. Also, Cuban is not a race unto itself, no matter how much Cubans wish it were.



Cuban is only a "race" when libreals need it to be.
#16

homicidal_squirrel

Jun 22, 2013 0:27:29
Well, the Heat won, so now I won't be able to watch the news for at least a week. 

Yup, you're boned.  If it's any consolation my FB feed is full of people whining about it (cuz, you know, LeBron).  Oh, and Bosh still sucks.  That's got to mean something.

Yeah well, on today's news "Airplane crashes, but the pilot walks away... And the Heat walk away with the championship!" Damn It!!! I don't know if you kno, but down here in Dade County, there is this terrible tradition of people hitting the streets with pots and pans. They drive around screaming and banging the pots and pans. It's mainly a Cuban thing, but it seems to have spread. Too bad there is no chance of the Heat getting sold to another state.

Why doesn't the po-po arrest cite them for disturbing the peace?
Think of the revenue to the county/ city from all of those fines

Because it's a tradition started by Cubans, and that would be racist.


Hardly, considering tht the police force is reflective of the population. That being mostly Cuban. Also, Cuban is not a race unto itself, no matter how much Cubans wish it were.



Cuban is only a "race" when libreals need it to be.

No, that is incorrect. Ask your boy Rubio. ;)

#17

Robin_Hoodlum

Jun 22, 2013 0:29:50
Well, the Heat won, so now I won't be able to watch the news for at least a week. 

Yup, you're boned.  If it's any consolation my FB feed is full of people whining about it (cuz, you know, LeBron).  Oh, and Bosh still sucks.  That's got to mean something.

Yeah well, on today's news "Airplane crashes, but the pilot walks away... And the Heat walk away with the championship!" Damn It!!! I don't know if you kno, but down here in Dade County, there is this terrible tradition of people hitting the streets with pots and pans. They drive around screaming and banging the pots and pans. It's mainly a Cuban thing, but it seems to have spread. Too bad there is no chance of the Heat getting sold to another state.

Why doesn't the po-po arrest cite them for disturbing the peace?
Think of the revenue to the county/ city from all of those fines

Because it's a tradition started by Cubans, and that would be racist.


Hardly, considering tht the police force is reflective of the population. That being mostly Cuban. Also, Cuban is not a race unto itself, no matter how much Cubans wish it were.



Cuban is only a "race" when libreals need it to be.

No, that is incorrect. Ask your boy Rubio. ;)




You only hate Rubio because he is a conservative.
#18

homicidal_squirrel

Jun 22, 2013 0:30:32
Well, the Heat won, so now I won't be able to watch the news for at least a week. 

Yup, you're boned.  If it's any consolation my FB feed is full of people whining about it (cuz, you know, LeBron).  Oh, and Bosh still sucks.  That's got to mean something.

Yeah well, on today's news "Airplane crashes, but the pilot walks away... And the Heat walk away with the championship!" Damn It!!! I don't know if you kno, but down here in Dade County, there is this terrible tradition of people hitting the streets with pots and pans. They drive around screaming and banging the pots and pans. It's mainly a Cuban thing, but it seems to have spread. Too bad there is no chance of the Heat getting sold to another state.

Why doesn't the po-po arrest cite them for disturbing the peace?
Think of the revenue to the county/ city from all of those fines

Because it's a tradition started by Cubans, and that would be racist.


Hardly, considering tht the police force is reflective of the population. That being mostly Cuban. Also, Cuban is not a race unto itself, no matter how much Cubans wish it were.



Cuban is only a "race" when libreals need it to be.

No, that is incorrect. Ask your boy Rubio. ;)




You only hate Rubio because he is a conservative.

No, I hate him because he is Cuban. 

#19

Robin_Hoodlum

Jun 22, 2013 0:32:14
Well, the Heat won, so now I won't be able to watch the news for at least a week. 

Yup, you're boned.  If it's any consolation my FB feed is full of people whining about it (cuz, you know, LeBron).  Oh, and Bosh still sucks.  That's got to mean something.

Yeah well, on today's news "Airplane crashes, but the pilot walks away... And the Heat walk away with the championship!" Damn It!!! I don't know if you kno, but down here in Dade County, there is this terrible tradition of people hitting the streets with pots and pans. They drive around screaming and banging the pots and pans. It's mainly a Cuban thing, but it seems to have spread. Too bad there is no chance of the Heat getting sold to another state.

Why doesn't the po-po arrest cite them for disturbing the peace?
Think of the revenue to the county/ city from all of those fines

Because it's a tradition started by Cubans, and that would be racist.


Hardly, considering tht the police force is reflective of the population. That being mostly Cuban. Also, Cuban is not a race unto itself, no matter how much Cubans wish it were.



Cuban is only a "race" when libreals need it to be.

No, that is incorrect. Ask your boy Rubio. ;)




You only hate Rubio because he is a conservative.

No, I hate him because he is Cuban. 



Oh.
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Carry on.