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#1
zombie_babies
Feb 13, 2009 14:58:21 Well, df threatened to kick piggy in another thread where piggy was discriminating against women. I'm not trying to paint piggy in a bad light, but he did kind of set it up to exclude the ladies. Anywhoo, the challenge has been issued and we needs us a result! So get to speculatin', Tavern Goers! Who's got the right stuff to win the day? Is it that dirty, dirtyfrank and his oddball commentary? Is it the noble yet incredibly sexist piggy (fitting name, no? ;)) and his huge powahs of popular thread production? It's up to you to determine the winner!
#2
m-bark
Feb 13, 2009 15:01:32 Dirtyfrank has lady support. Obvious who will win that.
#3
dirtyfrank
Feb 13, 2009 15:01:53 So we got a dirty warrior from the Germanic Frank tribe and pig wearing fullplate. I wonder who would win?
#4
midnitepoison
Feb 13, 2009 16:44:07 i dunno, but I think u will...
#5
Idolis
Feb 13, 2009 17:28:50 Pigknight wins because my Master would not dain to fight a filthy swine unless the battle took place in a sty. In which case, my Master would drown the swine in dirt and filth only my Master could create.
#6
ciaran
Feb 13, 2009 17:53:57 I'd be inclined to say dirtyfrank, but he doesn't have a +5 weapon.
#7
dirtyfrank
Feb 13, 2009 17:56:31 I don't need one.
#8
lobo_grimm_dup
Feb 13, 2009 18:02:26 I have not posted on this website in a couple years and will have my own viewpoint.

Pigknight is very funny, but says the same jokes and ideas lots of times. He often likes to have attention- like posting about your braces?!?! and with I have fun with the number of cool threads pigknight makes however.

Dirty frank is very serious and seems very smart. He makes good points, but can sometimes appear to look down on people but also has a sense of humor that reminds me of the Big Bang Theory (you are Sheldon!).

I vote for both!! No one is perfect.
#9
dirtyfrank
Feb 13, 2009 18:07:00
Dirty frank is very serious and seems very smart. He makes good points, but can sometimes appear to look down on people but also has a sense of humor that reminds me of the Big Bang Theory (you are Sheldon!).

It probably seems like I'm looking down on people because I am. ;) Also, a lot of what I say is sarcastic.......or is it?
#10
pigknight
Feb 13, 2009 18:14:17 *Grabs the middle of Attention*
#11
ciaran
Feb 13, 2009 18:19:27 They both joined in Sep 2007. I think they are the same person.
#12
dirtyfrank
Feb 13, 2009 18:23:27 No, we're not, but we both do live in California.
#13
ciaran
Feb 13, 2009 18:28:56 You're not building a strong case for yourself. Whats you favorite part of a swine?
#14
dirtyfrank
Feb 13, 2009 18:43:26 Their meat. It tastes so great once you cut it into little strips and cook it on a skillet.
#15
baneofelves
Feb 13, 2009 19:19:53 Umm. Piggy loves bacon too, I think. So you are not making a good case for yourself.
#16
ciaran
Feb 13, 2009 19:23:57 Same. Definitely.
#17
lobo_grimm_dup
Feb 13, 2009 20:20:21 You guys got me to have a good laugh, dirtyfrank & pigknight, this makes me think of a roast on comedy central. Glad you can take the pressure in good fun... except now everyone is talking about bacon!
#18
dirtyfrank
Feb 13, 2009 20:24:40 That's because bacon is good.
#19
Dark_Stryke
Feb 13, 2009 22:58:29 Hmm... In terms of forum powahz, I'm giving this to Piggy. He started basically all of the awesome, lengthy threads in the OTT. Frank posts a lot (a lot!) of mildly amusing threads, but they never seem to get as nuts as piggy's.

If they're trying to woo teh ladiez, I think frank wins. He's just so very dirty, while Piggy is well... a pig. Also a knight, but mostly a pig.

In a brawl, piggy has that +5 baconburst greatsword, and frank is an admitted lover of bacon. While he is distracted by the succelent bacony goodness, pigknight runs him through, and he dies an artery-clogged death.
#20
dirtyfrank
Feb 13, 2009 23:06:51 You forgot to mention that I am one of the main posters in many of pigknight's OTT threads. One quarter of the posts in (Controversial Statement) are my posts. I kicked but in his edition war stuff and helped with some of the ideas in its first go. Even though he has started many of the big threads, I have been one of the main contributors in many of them. Part of his success can be contributed to me.

Also, in my siggy I have a link to an orc thread I have in the monsters and races forum. He has a +5 bacon weapon but I've got an army of savage Orcs to back me up.
#21
Dark_Stryke
Feb 13, 2009 23:19:25
You forgot to mention that I am one of the main posters in many of pigknight's OTT threads.

Waitwaitwait. Hold on a minute here. You post in threads on a forum?! Wow. That's like... wow. Shocking development.

j/k

It's not that I forgot to consider it, it's just that I feel the OP deserves most of the credit for an epic thread, even if someone else takes over and runs with it.

As for the orcs, I assumed this was a 1 on 1 fight, like all the other innumerable vs threads. It says "dirtyfrank vs pigknight" not "dirtyfrank and a horde of orcs vs pigknight". If you didn't have that baocn weakness, it'd be a closer match. Don't feel bad. It takes much to resist the allures of bacon.
#22
dirtyfrank
Feb 13, 2009 23:21:28 pigknight also has the bacon weakness and the Orcs I can easily summon with magic. PK's bacon burst sword is double edged.
#23
Dark_Stryke
Feb 13, 2009 23:27:24
pigknight also has the bacon weakness and the Orcs I can easily summon with magic. PK's bacon burst sword is double edged.

It comes down to whether you can resist the bacon long enough to summon the orcs.

Now, having typed that, I just realized what I'm arguing about, and I think I'm going to go kill myself.
#24
pigknight
Feb 14, 2009 1:08:55 He has orcs, I has Naughtlings.
#25
dirtyfrank
Feb 14, 2009 9:00:29 And Naughtlings do not exist so they ain't hurting no body no how.
#26
ADHadh
Feb 14, 2009 9:40:47 Pigknight had his braces removed recently. While maybe it weakened the damage amount, his tusks are probably +3 now.
#27
dirtyfrank
Feb 14, 2009 9:49:43 Did I mention that I have a +6 ego?
#28
ciaran
Feb 14, 2009 14:19:36 +6? So you have a 4th ed weapon and he has a 3rd ed weapon. Technically, you two are incompatable, so you can't fight.
#29
m-bark
Feb 14, 2009 16:10:43 Well, as long as pigknight is not a Fighter or a Samurai, the cat is in the bag for him if that's the case.

Yet, dirtyfrank has a point with him being prettymuch one of the (if not the) main contributor(s) to piggy's threads. Would that make him his power source?

Post/Author/DateTime	Post
#1 zombie_babies Feb 13, 2009 14:58:21	Well, df threatened to kick piggy in another thread where piggy was discriminating against women. I'm not trying to paint piggy in a bad light, but he did kind of set it up to exclude the ladies. Anywhoo, the challenge has been issued and we needs us a result! So get to speculatin', Tavern Goers! Who's got the right stuff to win the day? Is it that dirty, dirtyfrank and his oddball commentary? Is it the noble yet incredibly sexist piggy (fitting name, no? ;)) and his huge powahs of popular thread production? It's up to you to determine the winner!
#2 m-bark Feb 13, 2009 15:01:32	Dirtyfrank has lady support. Obvious who will win that.
#3 dirtyfrank Feb 13, 2009 15:01:53	So we got a dirty warrior from the Germanic Frank tribe and pig wearing fullplate. I wonder who would win?
#4 midnitepoison Feb 13, 2009 16:44:07	i dunno, but I think u will...
#5 Idolis Feb 13, 2009 17:28:50	Pigknight wins because my Master would not dain to fight a filthy swine unless the battle took place in a sty. In which case, my Master would drown the swine in dirt and filth only my Master could create.
#6 ciaran Feb 13, 2009 17:53:57	I'd be inclined to say dirtyfrank, but he doesn't have a +5 weapon.
#7 dirtyfrank Feb 13, 2009 17:56:31	I don't need one.
#8 lobo_grimm_dup Feb 13, 2009 18:02:26	I have not posted on this website in a couple years and will have my own viewpoint. Pigknight is very funny, but says the same jokes and ideas lots of times. He often likes to have attention- like posting about your braces?!?! and with I have fun with the number of cool threads pigknight makes however. Dirty frank is very serious and seems very smart. He makes good points, but can sometimes appear to look down on people but also has a sense of humor that reminds me of the Big Bang Theory (you are Sheldon!). I vote for both!! No one is perfect.
#9 dirtyfrank Feb 13, 2009 18:07:00	Dirty frank is very serious and seems very smart. He makes good points, but can sometimes appear to look down on people but also has a sense of humor that reminds me of the Big Bang Theory (you are Sheldon!). It probably seems like I'm looking down on people because I am. ;) Also, a lot of what I say is sarcastic.......or is it?
#10 pigknight Feb 13, 2009 18:14:17	Grabs the middle of Attention
#11 ciaran Feb 13, 2009 18:19:27	They both joined in Sep 2007. I think they are the same person.
#12 dirtyfrank Feb 13, 2009 18:23:27	No, we're not, but we both do live in California.
#13 ciaran Feb 13, 2009 18:28:56	You're not building a strong case for yourself. Whats you favorite part of a swine?
#14 dirtyfrank Feb 13, 2009 18:43:26	Their meat. It tastes so great once you cut it into little strips and cook it on a skillet.
#15 baneofelves Feb 13, 2009 19:19:53	Umm. Piggy loves bacon too, I think. So you are not making a good case for yourself.
#16 ciaran Feb 13, 2009 19:23:57	Same. Definitely.
#17 lobo_grimm_dup Feb 13, 2009 20:20:21	You guys got me to have a good laugh, dirtyfrank & pigknight, this makes me think of a roast on comedy central. Glad you can take the pressure in good fun... except now everyone is talking about bacon!
#18 dirtyfrank Feb 13, 2009 20:24:40	That's because bacon is good.
#19 Dark_Stryke Feb 13, 2009 22:58:29	Hmm... In terms of forum powahz, I'm giving this to Piggy. He started basically all of the awesome, lengthy threads in the OTT. Frank posts a lot (a lot!) of mildly amusing threads, but they never seem to get as nuts as piggy's. If they're trying to woo teh ladiez, I think frank wins. He's just so very dirty, while Piggy is well... a pig. Also a knight, but mostly a pig. In a brawl, piggy has that +5 baconburst greatsword, and frank is an admitted lover of bacon. While he is distracted by the succelent bacony goodness, pigknight runs him through, and he dies an artery-clogged death.
#20 dirtyfrank Feb 13, 2009 23:06:51	You forgot to mention that I am one of the main posters in many of pigknight's OTT threads. One quarter of the posts in (Controversial Statement) are my posts. I kicked but in his edition war stuff and helped with some of the ideas in its first go. Even though he has started many of the big threads, I have been one of the main contributors in many of them. Part of his success can be contributed to me. Also, in my siggy I have a link to an orc thread I have in the monsters and races forum. He has a +5 bacon weapon but I've got an army of savage Orcs to back me up.
#21 Dark_Stryke Feb 13, 2009 23:19:25	You forgot to mention that I am one of the main posters in many of pigknight's OTT threads. Waitwaitwait. Hold on a minute here. You post in threads on a forum?! Wow. That's like... wow. Shocking development. j/k It's not that I forgot to consider it, it's just that I feel the OP deserves most of the credit for an epic thread, even if someone else takes over and runs with it. As for the orcs, I assumed this was a 1 on 1 fight, like all the other innumerable vs threads. It says "dirtyfrank vs pigknight" not "dirtyfrank and a horde of orcs vs pigknight". If you didn't have that baocn weakness, it'd be a closer match. Don't feel bad. It takes much to resist the allures of bacon.
#22 dirtyfrank Feb 13, 2009 23:21:28	pigknight also has the bacon weakness and the Orcs I can easily summon with magic. PK's bacon burst sword is double edged.
#23 Dark_Stryke Feb 13, 2009 23:27:24	pigknight also has the bacon weakness and the Orcs I can easily summon with magic. PK's bacon burst sword is double edged. It comes down to whether you can resist the bacon long enough to summon the orcs. Now, having typed that, I just realized what I'm arguing about, and I think I'm going to go kill myself.
#24 pigknight Feb 14, 2009 1:08:55	He has orcs, I has Naughtlings.
#25 dirtyfrank Feb 14, 2009 9:00:29	And Naughtlings do not exist so they ain't hurting no body no how.
#26 ADHadh Feb 14, 2009 9:40:47	Pigknight had his braces removed recently. While maybe it weakened the damage amount, his tusks are probably +3 now.
#27 dirtyfrank Feb 14, 2009 9:49:43	Did I mention that I have a +6 ego?
#28 ciaran Feb 14, 2009 14:19:36	+6? So you have a 4th ed weapon and he has a 3rd ed weapon. Technically, you two are incompatable, so you can't fight.
#29 m-bark Feb 14, 2009 16:10:43	Well, as long as pigknight is not a Fighter or a Samurai, the cat is in the bag for him if that's the case. Yet, dirtyfrank has a point with him being prettymuch one of the (if not the) main contributor(s) to piggy's threads. Would that make him his power source?