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#1 great_cthuhloz Aug 16, 2008 1:58:22	The Stoner-teenaged-chav above me came in ar 3am, and started playing horrible rap music at top volume So, I'm now playing Kylie just at loud all morning, as a "gift" to his hang-over Evil, revenge or funny? I can't decide *sings along*
#2 Nyronus Aug 16, 2008 2:06:01	Civil? no. Nice? Not really, but he kind of had it coming. Evil? Hardly.
#3 great_cthuhloz Aug 16, 2008 2:09:32	*sings along in a terrible singing voice* Confideeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee innnnnnnnnnnnnnn meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
#4 aotrscommander Aug 16, 2008 6:37:17	No. If you were Evil, you would have kicked the door to his domicile and shot him in the internal organs with a Rocket Launcher, eviscerated him, pulled his bowels out through his nostrils and Maximised Disintegrate'd him. And then Animated his corpse to dance a merry jig while spirit-binding his ghost into a pebble and tossing it into the nearest sewer or other large body of water. Or flushing it down the toilet. Not necessarily in that order. At least that's what I'd do, and I'm Lawful Evil, so I know what I'm talking about.
#5 goblin_pride Aug 16, 2008 7:38:27	Poetic justice would be lawful Neutral, wouldn't it? That is assuming that the music you're playing is as equally offensive to him. The hangover would just about balance out the early hour of his offense. Personally, I'd wait 'til he brought home a bird and I'd play something like ABBA at full volume. There is no having it off while "Dancing Queen" or "Waterloo" is roaring in the background, I don't care who you are. I think those will actually counteract Viagra, but I haven't had time to test the hypothesis.
#6 fabius_maximus Aug 16, 2008 7:51:45	Yes. You are evil. Playing Kylie Minogue (or ABBA, for that matter) is just unnecessarily cruel.
#7 joni-san Aug 16, 2008 11:28:36	It is a chav. The creature had is coming. -Joni
#8 minesril Aug 16, 2008 15:23:29	On kylie I am neautral (erm, she was cute in dr who), but rap music is the work of the devil, so you are perfectly justified and in fact working for the forces of good.
#9 the_ubbergeek Aug 16, 2008 15:41:23	*coughes* Let's not stereotype Rap please. This is maybe 50 Cents's genre, but it's also IAM and MC Solaar's.
#10 Luis_Carlos Aug 16, 2008 16:05:05	Perhap this one can be interesting for you (with English subtitles). :D :D :D :D http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=udVl4XNx4PM
#11 annoyinglizardvoice Aug 16, 2008 20:36:31	Whilst I strongly disapprove of playing music by Kylie or Abba, is disapprove of chavs even more, so the only way making the asbo'ed filth suffer is evil is if a lot of decent people have to hear it as well. How much experience is a chav worth anyway?
#12 Kobold_Avenger Aug 17, 2008 0:00:17	Would someone explain what "chav" means?
#13 rictras_shard Aug 17, 2008 0:19:11	Would someone explain what "chav" means? I didn't know either, so I googled it. This should answer your question: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chav
#14 annoyinglizardvoice Aug 17, 2008 15:21:11	Would someone explain what "chav" means? Yobish, unrully, antisocial, undisaplined individual usually young and from poor background. One thing they stereotypically do a lot of (when not stabbing people or drinking cheap, low quality alcohol) is drive around with their car windows open and gangsta rap playing at full volume. According to a friend of mine, chav stands for "council housing asociated violence"!
#15 doomsought Aug 17, 2008 20:00:07	Evil would have been duck taping his mouth closed, dragging to the nearest manhole, and dropping in it. This is just plain funny. Just remember, God loves irony.
#16 stardrifter Aug 19, 2008 1:25:44	I didn't know either, so I googled it. This should answer your question: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chav Ahh, that's a chav over in the uk then. We call em bogans here in oz. For an enemy's hangover, nothing beats a full volume playback of Pantera's "****ing hostile" (sorry mods that's the name of the song, honest, and I starred it out myself). Especially after about thirty minutes of dead silence. His screams should be heard immediately after phil screams out "ONE TWO THREE FOUR!!!"
#17 farmer42_dup Aug 19, 2008 2:05:44	Well, which Kylie? Are we talking the Locomotion one, or the dancing in a dress with conveniently place double sided tape Kylie? Because I can forgive the latter based on the mental image, but the former...Dear god, you're a horrible person. Now, me being sick and demented and composed wholly of strong intestinal fortitude would have subjected him to the Spice Girls.
#18 fabius_maximus Aug 19, 2008 5:15:58	Ahh, that's a chav over in the uk then. We call em bogans here in oz. For an enemy's hangover, nothing beats a full volume playback of Pantera's "****ing hostile" (sorry mods that's the name of the song, honest, and I starred it out myself). Especially after about thirty minutes of dead silence. His screams should be heard immediately after phil screams out "ONE TWO THREE FOUR!!!" See, this is more like it. Pantera is a good way to start. You should progress upwards in... well, progressivity, with Machine Head, Faith No More, The Mars Volta and finally Meshuggah. That's not evil, but a well meant lesson in complex contemporate music. You can start with Meshuggah, if you want that his head explodes. :D
#19 aotrscommander Aug 19, 2008 5:52:27	Well, if we're talking about sonic torture, what better than an endless repeating loop of Disney's High School Musicial? (Including stuff from the sequal(s) for evil measure, obviously.) Of course, you'll want to cast Silence on yourself first for safety reasons. The other alternative is songs from Pokemon. Of course, I actually like those, myself. Which probably goes to show how truly evil I really am.
#20 stardrifter Aug 19, 2008 8:08:01	Well, if we're talking about sonic torture, what better than an endless repeating loop of Disney's High School Musicial? (Including stuff from the sequal(s) for evil measure, obviously.) Of course, you'll want to cast Silence on yourself first for safety reasons. The other alternative is songs from Pokemon. Of course, I actually like those, myself. Which probably goes to show how truly evil I really am. who lives next door to you, that's nasty
#21 great_cthuhloz Aug 19, 2008 15:26:16	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7758-8ioZyo&feature=related is the VERY track/medley i played first! She did this very medley both times i've been to see her live, it's fantastic, the audience go wild (admitedly, when i went last time, in a stadium with 14,000 people (sold out for 10 nights) i bet there were less than 10 heterosexual men in there!)
#22 great_cthuhloz Aug 19, 2008 15:27:37	I also played "dance of the Cybermen" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U74saX1wCXE
#23 jwt Aug 21, 2008 12:12:46	Personally, I'd wait 'til he brought home a bird and I'd play something like ABBA at full volume. There is no having it off while "Dancing Queen" or "Waterloo" is roaring in the background, I don't care who you are. I think those will actually counteract Viagra, but I haven't had time to test the hypothesis. I find that Tijianna Taxi or better still The Theme to Bonanza beats ABBA any day of the week for wrecking the mood.
#24 goblin_pride Aug 21, 2008 17:42:06	I find that Tijianna Taxi or better still The Theme to Bonanza beats ABBA any day of the week for wrecking the mood. In the Halls of the Mountain King by Grieg. I used to crank that when my upstairs neighbors were amorous. two minutes and fourteen seconds guaranteed to bring their coupling to an abrupt and premature end.
#25 green_girl Aug 24, 2008 12:21:57	Evil would be playing Britney Spears at top volume. And you would be dancing in front of him. Naked except for a g-string made of grass and mud.
#26 Motoru Aug 27, 2008 2:35:26	Let's hear it for Hamster Dance! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bPP76-7bHbY Here we go! :bounce: