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Donkey on a Parachute

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#1
Mad_Jack
Jul 21, 2010 2:52:24 I won't bother to say I can't believe anybody could be this stupid, since I've long since accepted that the human race is unfettered in it's passionate plunge to plumb the absolute depths of stupidity...

rawstory.com/rs/2010/0720/parachuting-do...

#2
williamhm75
Jul 21, 2010 7:56:11 WTF?? Why would they think this was a good idea??
#3
zombie_babies
Jul 21, 2010 8:44:42 I don't know about the rest of ya'all, but nothin' - and I mean nothin' - gets me more excited about goin' to a beach than a flyin' donkey.
#4
pluisjen
Jul 21, 2010 9:53:40 I'm curious how they imagined that throwing a donkey out of a plane would help them bring people to their beach.
#5
zombie_babies
Jul 21, 2010 11:45:55 I think a lot of vodka was at work during whatever discussion led up to this decision, actually.
#6
jetshield
Jul 21, 2010 11:58:58
"The donkey screamed and children cried," regional police spokeswoman Larisa Tuchkova told AFP. "No-one had the brains to call police."

no one?!
we're doomed as a species.
#7
zombie_babies
Jul 21, 2010 12:00:55 It shouldn't be a surprise that nobody called the cops. See, cuz donkeys are notoriously uncooperative ...

#8
EscherEnigma
Jul 21, 2010 12:28:13 And seriously, everyone in Russia knows the Palin clan is watching them from their house, so they probably expected them to do the neighborly thing and call it in for 'em.
#9
zombie_babies
Jul 21, 2010 14:03:31 There just has to be some sort of Dem/Socialism joke in here. I mean, a flying donkey in Russia? C'mon!
#10
Klirshon
Jul 21, 2010 19:20:08
If they wanted a flying donkey, they should have put it on a glider. Not that this human advertisement was sensible to begin with.
#11
Idolis
Jul 21, 2010 20:13:41 Hey Looky! Russia has Rednecks too! The Global Village at work ya'll! Yeeee Hawww! (or is it Hee Haww, I get so confused sometimes.)
#12
williamhm75
Jul 21, 2010 22:12:02
"The donkey screamed and children cried," regional police spokeswoman Larisa Tuchkova told AFP. "No-one had the brains to call police."

no one?!
we're doomed as a species.

Probably because the cops overthere are corrupt and incompetent.

I'm sure some of them are honest. Not all of them are in the pay of the mob...
#13
EscherEnigma
Jul 21, 2010 23:11:53 Probably enough for people to have a legitimate reason to distrust them as a group though.
#14
Mad_Jack
Jul 22, 2010 23:04:45
It seems like the longer I hang out on the internet, the more I become convinced I'm not actually from this planet...

#15
death_isthe_begining
Jul 22, 2010 23:15:54 Good that means you are slowly going insane. All according to plan.
#16
Mad_Jack
Jul 22, 2010 23:31:40
Pffft... Insane is the mailing address of my summer home.

There are reasons they call me Mad...

#17
death_isthe_begining
Jul 22, 2010 23:40:19 No I mean it has been theorized that if you are driven further into insanity that your madness may become contagious. So.........

All is proceeding according to plan.

Post/Author/DateTime	Post
#1 Mad_Jack Jul 21, 2010 2:52:24	I won't bother to say I can't believe anybody could be this stupid, since I've long since accepted that the human race is unfettered in it's passionate plunge to plumb the absolute depths of stupidity... rawstory.com/rs/2010/0720/parachuting-do...
#2 williamhm75 Jul 21, 2010 7:56:11	WTF?? Why would they think this was a good idea??
#3 zombie_babies Jul 21, 2010 8:44:42	I don't know about the rest of ya'all, but nothin' - and I mean nothin' - gets me more excited about goin' to a beach than a flyin' donkey.
#4 pluisjen Jul 21, 2010 9:53:40	I'm curious how they imagined that throwing a donkey out of a plane would help them bring people to their beach.
#5 zombie_babies Jul 21, 2010 11:45:55	I think a lot of vodka was at work during whatever discussion led up to this decision, actually.
#6 jetshield Jul 21, 2010 11:58:58	"The donkey screamed and children cried," regional police spokeswoman Larisa Tuchkova told AFP. "No-one had the brains to call police." no one?! we're doomed as a species.
#7 zombie_babies Jul 21, 2010 12:00:55	It shouldn't be a surprise that nobody called the cops. See, cuz donkeys are notoriously uncooperative ...
#8 EscherEnigma Jul 21, 2010 12:28:13	And seriously, everyone in Russia knows the Palin clan is watching them from their house, so they probably expected them to do the neighborly thing and call it in for 'em.
#9 zombie_babies Jul 21, 2010 14:03:31	There just has to be some sort of Dem/Socialism joke in here. I mean, a flying donkey in Russia? C'mon!
#10 Klirshon Jul 21, 2010 19:20:08	If they wanted a flying donkey, they should have put it on a glider. Not that this human advertisement was sensible to begin with.
#11 Idolis Jul 21, 2010 20:13:41	Hey Looky! Russia has Rednecks too! The Global Village at work ya'll! Yeeee Hawww! (or is it Hee Haww, I get so confused sometimes.)
#12 williamhm75 Jul 21, 2010 22:12:02	"The donkey screamed and children cried," regional police spokeswoman Larisa Tuchkova told AFP. "No-one had the brains to call police." no one?! we're doomed as a species. Probably because the cops overthere are corrupt and incompetent. I'm sure some of them are honest. Not all of them are in the pay of the mob...
#13 EscherEnigma Jul 21, 2010 23:11:53	Probably enough for people to have a legitimate reason to distrust them as a group though.
#14 Mad_Jack Jul 22, 2010 23:04:45	It seems like the longer I hang out on the internet, the more I become convinced I'm not actually from this planet...
#15 death_isthe_begining Jul 22, 2010 23:15:54	Good that means you are slowly going insane. All according to plan.
#16 Mad_Jack Jul 22, 2010 23:31:40	Pffft... Insane is the mailing address of my summer home. There are reasons they call me Mad...
#17 death_isthe_begining Jul 22, 2010 23:40:19	No I mean it has been theorized that if you are driven further into insanity that your madness may become contagious. So......... All is proceeding according to plan.