Post/Author/DateTime	Post
#1 homicidal_squirrel Apr 23, 2012 21:20:23	www.stuff.co.nz/oddstuff/6778749/Womans-...
#2 jetshield Apr 23, 2012 21:31:32	It doesn't specify, but she had to be Floridian. edit: well, it was reported in a Nebraska paper, but that doesn't mean she wasn't originally from Florida.
#3 homicidal_squirrel Apr 23, 2012 21:35:42	It doesn't specify, but she had to be Floridian. edit: well, it was reported in a Nebraska paper, but that doesn't mean she wasn't originally from Florida. No one is originally from Florida. You guys need to stop moving down here.
#4 jetshield Apr 23, 2012 21:37:19	No one is originally from Florida. Okay. She's a Floridian at heart.
#5 homicidal_squirrel Apr 23, 2012 21:43:43	Floridians don't have hearts.
#6 Ragnar_Lodbrok Apr 23, 2012 23:49:39	Then clearly the asking to be stabbed is a backup story. She really wanted them to cut out her heart so she could be a true Floridian. Asking to be stabbed just sounded less crazy, so they went with that story.
#7 trappedslider Apr 24, 2012 0:23:38	she clearly should have jsut come here and asked an otter
#8 calronmoonflower Apr 24, 2012 0:44:37	No one is originally from Florida. You guys need to stop moving down here. Floridians don't have hearts. It seems to me that you are admitting that you are from Florida. Therefor you are also saying that you have no heart.
#9 homicidal_squirrel Apr 24, 2012 7:45:22	No one is originally from Florida. You guys need to stop moving down here. Floridians don't have hearts. It seems to me that you are admitting that you are from Florida. Therefor you are also saying that you have no heart. It took me posting 11,000 + posts for you to figure that out? I guess that's what happens when you spend all your time at the factory choking chickens.