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#1
homicidal_squirrel
Jan 29, 2012 22:47:13 www.tmz.com/2012/01/29/lebron-james-dunk...
#2
homicidal_squirrel
Jan 30, 2012 0:37:06 You obviously saw the wrong video. That was badminton.
#3
ADHadh
Jan 30, 2012 8:12:13 Or cricket?
#4
homicidal_squirrel
Jan 30, 2012 14:01:26
Can't you guys watch real sports? Like hockey?

Hockey isn't a real sport. It's just a bunch of drunks trying to show how manly they are by figure skating after a puck.
#5
homicidal_squirrel
Jan 30, 2012 19:50:15
Can't you guys watch real sports? Like hockey?

Hockey isn't a real sport. It's just a bunch of drunks trying to show how manly they are by figure skating after a puck.

Ha! I laugh at your representation of hockey. Football players need a break after they get hit. The game still continues after a guys going at inhuman speeds crushes you against a wall. Poor football players couldn't survive 5 minutes! The game moves faster than baseball and requires far more dexterity from all players to handle the puck, instead of just swinging a club very hard like ogres on roids. Plus you do not have meaningless 100 points games because you do not have to out play a goalie like in basketball. Finally, you get fights like boxe and player get their throat slashed with the skates, blood everywhere.
Figure skating in pads with a stick that isn't even straight.
God I need beer and two woman! /breaks whisky bottle on head a girly drink with an umbrella.

#6
EscherEnigma
Jan 30, 2012 20:56:09 Meh. Most guys' sticks aren't straight. Most curve a little one way or the other.
#7
homicidal_squirrel
Jan 30, 2012 21:48:44
Weakling. You can't watch hockey cause it will make you a man if you did. Enjoy the butt slapping action of the Super Bowl!

Why would I want to watch a bunch of guys wearing too much padding and figure? Also, I don't watch football. I'd rather be out doing something instead of sitting at home watching other people get paid to play a game.

#8
homicidal_squirrel
Jan 30, 2012 22:01:09
Weakling. You can't watch hockey cause it will make you a man if you did. Enjoy the butt slapping action of the Super Bowl!

Why would I want to watch a bunch of guys wearing too much padding and figure? Also, I don't watch football. I'd rather be out doing something instead of sitting at home watching other people get paid to play a game.

So you do not watch MMA? You just prefere to sit in front of a computer?

Yes, but I'm usually working while I'm on the computer. For example, right now I'm tryin to re-write a consent form and a behavior assesment form for a new client. As for MMA, yes, I do watch it, but that's because I'd rather watch two other people beat eachother bloody than me getting into a fight. I'd rather play a game of footbal than watch one.

#9
homicidal_squirrel
Jan 31, 2012 0:34:38
Well you have an answer for everything, now don't you.

Yes I do. ;)
#10
zombie_babies
Jan 31, 2012 9:58:39 Hockey is a game played by figure skaters who's fathers were less than accepting of their dream. It's a bunch of disappointed disappointments. On ice.

Post/Author/DateTime	Post
#1 homicidal_squirrel Jan 29, 2012 22:47:13	www.tmz.com/2012/01/29/lebron-james-dunk...
#2 homicidal_squirrel Jan 30, 2012 0:37:06	You obviously saw the wrong video. That was badminton.
#3 ADHadh Jan 30, 2012 8:12:13	Or cricket?
#4 homicidal_squirrel Jan 30, 2012 14:01:26	Can't you guys watch real sports? Like hockey? Hockey isn't a real sport. It's just a bunch of drunks trying to show how manly they are by figure skating after a puck.
#5 homicidal_squirrel Jan 30, 2012 19:50:15	Can't you guys watch real sports? Like hockey? Hockey isn't a real sport. It's just a bunch of drunks trying to show how manly they are by figure skating after a puck. Ha! I laugh at your representation of hockey. Football players need a break after they get hit. The game still continues after a guys going at inhuman speeds crushes you against a wall. Poor football players couldn't survive 5 minutes! The game moves faster than baseball and requires far more dexterity from all players to handle the puck, instead of just swinging a club very hard like ogres on roids. Plus you do not have meaningless 100 points games because you do not have to out play a goalie like in basketball. Finally, you get fights like boxe and player get their throat slashed with the skates, blood everywhere. Figure skating in pads with a stick that isn't even straight. God I need beer and two woman! /breaks whisky bottle on head a girly drink with an umbrella.
#6 EscherEnigma Jan 30, 2012 20:56:09	Meh. Most guys' sticks aren't straight. Most curve a little one way or the other.
#7 homicidal_squirrel Jan 30, 2012 21:48:44	Weakling. You can't watch hockey cause it will make you a man if you did. Enjoy the butt slapping action of the Super Bowl! Why would I want to watch a bunch of guys wearing too much padding and figure? Also, I don't watch football. I'd rather be out doing something instead of sitting at home watching other people get paid to play a game.
#8 homicidal_squirrel Jan 30, 2012 22:01:09	Weakling. You can't watch hockey cause it will make you a man if you did. Enjoy the butt slapping action of the Super Bowl! Why would I want to watch a bunch of guys wearing too much padding and figure? Also, I don't watch football. I'd rather be out doing something instead of sitting at home watching other people get paid to play a game. So you do not watch MMA? You just prefere to sit in front of a computer? Yes, but I'm usually working while I'm on the computer. For example, right now I'm tryin to re-write a consent form and a behavior assesment form for a new client. As for MMA, yes, I do watch it, but that's because I'd rather watch two other people beat eachother bloody than me getting into a fight. I'd rather play a game of footbal than watch one.
#9 homicidal_squirrel Jan 31, 2012 0:34:38	Well you have an answer for everything, now don't you. Yes I do. ;)
#10 zombie_babies Jan 31, 2012 9:58:39	Hockey is a game played by figure skaters who's fathers were less than accepting of their dream. It's a bunch of disappointed disappointments. On ice.