Dungeons & Dragons Jokes and Humour Thread

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#1

malegnomebard

Jun 11, 2009 16:09:43
Here's a couple to start off with:

LAME JOKE

Q. When does a dragon not have any vowels?
A. When it's a wyrm!

SLIGHTLY LESS LAME JOKE

Q. What do you get if you cross a dire wolf with a fungus?
A. Mauled (get it - mold, mauled...eh, whatever) :D

Feel free to post more! Also, even though it's Off-topic Tavern, please try not to go off topic...this forum thread is specifically for jokes! Only critique if you have at least one joke as well (if you do critique, please do so in a kind and friendly manner - we don't need upsets on this thread!)
#2

owls_and_more_owls

Jun 11, 2009 16:19:16
Me: Knock Knock
You: Who's there?
Me: Who.
You: Who who?
Me: OH S*** MORE OWLS!!
#3

zombie_babies

Jun 12, 2009 8:37:44
Hey OP! Try this thread. That way I won't have to type the jokes I put there here. :P