Eight years ago today…

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#1

boraxe

Apr 28, 2011 10:43:54


#2

Jharii

Apr 28, 2011 10:49:09
Yeah, I am sure Obama will bring this up, too.
#3

Jharii

Apr 28, 2011 10:52:45
I didn't bite on anything.  I just added commentary.  But I expected you to treat my response as somehow defending Bush.  Pretty typical.
#4

Jharii

Apr 28, 2011 10:54:06
Positive, but you sure did.
#5

Escef

Apr 28, 2011 10:56:25
Yeah, it was accomplished alright. That's why I had to deploy to Iraq in November of 2008, right?
#6

Jharii

Apr 28, 2011 10:57:15
Yeah, it was accomplished alright. That's why I had to deploy to Iraq in November of 2008, right?

Well, I am grateful for your service to this country, nonetheless.
#7

Timmeh

Apr 28, 2011 10:59:43
Escef: Are you sure it wasn't a paid vacation?

I think it would be interesting to go to a country we liberated only 8 years ago. What sort of progress could they have made?

*intrigued*

Serious

Yeah, US messed up. We're still messing up. So what's new?
#8

boraxe

Apr 28, 2011 11:03:45
Yeah, it was accomplished alright. That's why I had to deploy to Iraq in November of 2008, right?


So the mission was accomplishec 8 years ago, but you were deployed 2 1/2 years ago? Hmm, something just doesn't add up, here…
#9

zombie_babies

Apr 28, 2011 11:54:57
You didn't mess up, you expended the Empire.



Yeah, that's why we're using all that tax money we get from our new Iraqi state to ... oh wait, we don't get any.  ;)

It's cool.  I just can't wait 'til France, Britain, Denmark, etc get to eat theirs when this Libya nonsense goes even more sideways. 
#10

homicidal_squirrel

Apr 28, 2011 12:14:15
The New York Stock Exchange should have a stupidity index. We need to be able to invest in stupidity. Investers could make billions off of such a comodity.
#11

zombie_babies

Apr 28, 2011 12:37:29
That is the beauty of the empires of the 21st century. The state doesn't make profit he jsut spends, Private investors will make money.



Are you trying to suggest that private investors somehow gained from the conflict in Iraq?  Are you saying that corporations with gov't ties were able to profit from the situation?  You, sir, are a loon! 



Halliburton called.  They said stop hatin'! 
#12

jetshield

Apr 28, 2011 12:41:49
Well, which mission did you think it meant?
#13

homicidal_squirrel

Apr 28, 2011 13:07:35
Interesting. I think this should be applied to politicians. The better they are the higher they are worth. If their names were tied to money it would solve alot.


This is a brilliant idea. Merit pay for politicians. The same thing they want to do to teachers. This could really help reduce the national debt and curtail a lot of the stupidity going on in congress.
#14

Jharii

Apr 28, 2011 13:24:18
This is a brilliant idea. Merit pay for politicians. The same thing they want to do to teachers. This could really help reduce the national debt and curtail a lot of the stupidity going on in congress.

You underestimate the levels of stupidity that they can achieve.

#15

pluisjen

Apr 28, 2011 13:58:44
The New York Stock Exchange should have a stupidity index. We need to be able to invest in stupidity. Investers could make billions off of such a comodity.



I was under the impression that they were all stupidity indexes?
#16

homicidal_squirrel

Apr 28, 2011 14:11:33
This is a brilliant idea. Merit pay for politicians. The same thing they want to do to teachers. This could really help reduce the national debt and curtail a lot of the stupidity going on in congress.

You underestimate the levels of stupidity that they can achieve.



I'm counting on it. Job security and pay would be linked to job performance for all politicians. Think about it. Politician X proposes bill Y, and he claims it will reduce the national debt by Z amount. If it is shown to be false, he/she gets kicked out of office (no need to wait for his/her term to be up), loses his/her salary and benefits. That alone would be less wasted money on one idiot politician. 

Imagine if this had been in place a few weeks ago when the two parties were playing around with the budget. They go in blaming each other. They screw around throwing accusations of the other party wanting the government to shut down. They finally get "serious" and make a deal. Both parties claiming they tried their best, but they could not get what they wanted. Still, they both claim to be saving a bunch of money. Turns out they were both full of it, and they only managed to save enough money to buy a cup of coffee... the cheap kind.

If a merit pay system was in place, we could have gotten rid of all those idiots. The next bunch of politicians that would come in would be on notice: up and we are going to toss your dumb- out of office as well.

 
#17

zombie_babies

Apr 28, 2011 15:15:59
Alright, I am sorry. I was just baiting and inventing stuff.

Iraq's invasion was done for the good of the Iraqi people. Nothing else. Except fighting terror.



That's better.  Everyone knows it was for humanitarian reasons.  That's why we're totally not friends with Saudi Arabia at all and totally, totally hated that Mubarek guy. 
#18

zombie_babies

Apr 28, 2011 15:20:12
Of course!  Forgiveness is the American way! 
#19

zombie_babies

Apr 28, 2011 15:23:48
Nah, we're all about forgiveness an' junk.  We also make sure we only buy stuff from environmentally responsible countries that aren't being raped by American and European alike for their resources.  Like Nigeria. 
#20

zombie_babies

Apr 28, 2011 15:29:02
Yes!  We are good people!  All of us!  American, European, Canadian - we're all responsible, giving, non-hypocritical people! 
#21

Escef

Apr 28, 2011 15:32:51
I've found that the surest stupidity indicator for a politician is how far left or right they are. The further they are from center the more wrong they are.
#22

zombie_babies

Apr 28, 2011 15:33:25
Well, that actually does happen.  It's why I hate myself.  And you.  But it's cool cuz I've also forgiven myself.  And you, too.  Pretty awesome world to live in.
#23

zombie_babies

Apr 28, 2011 15:43:15
You hate me? I thought I was the most loved around these parts of the DnD boards.

Well I'll go cry now...



Ah, but it's not your fault.  The media made me do it!  And I've forgiven you!  Cuz, you know, I'm an American.  It's all good. 
#24

zombie_babies

Apr 28, 2011 15:47:23
Yep.  They don't hate nobody nohow over there. 
#25

pluisjen

Apr 29, 2011 0:59:39
I've found that the surest stupidity indicator for a politician is how far left or right they are. The further they are from center the more wrong they are.



This is usually surprisingly accurate.

You really are a prophete ZB, now I see the light!



Did Z_B come to spread the word of the Flying Spaghetti Monster? He'll need an eye-patch to be convincing, but it would be pretty cool. 
#26

Someone

Apr 29, 2011 12:03:36
...Iraq's invasion was done for the good of the Iraqi people. Nothing else. Except fighting terror.

"Our two reasons for invading Iraq are Iraqi freedom and fighting terror, fighting terror and Iraqi freedom. And WMDs. Our THREE reasons for invading Iraq are Iraqi freedom, fighting terror, and WMDs, WMDs, fighting terror, and Iraqi freedom. And Saddam Hussein tried to kill the president's father. Our FOUR- oh I'll just start over."
#27

ViolenceJack

Apr 29, 2011 19:39:49
Japan has been cycling through Prime Ministers quite rapidly recently. The reason? If a PM can't keep his campaign promises, he resigns. It's not law or anything, they just do it on their own.
#28

jetshield

Apr 29, 2011 19:42:02
We could learn something from the Japaneese.
#29

homicidal_squirrel

Apr 29, 2011 19:51:17
We could learn something from the Japaneese.


How to make tentacle porn?
#30

jetshield

Apr 29, 2011 19:56:40
And kill dolphins.
#31

ViolenceJack

Apr 30, 2011 3:43:55
And kill dolphins.


But they're so delicious!
#42

Jharii

Apr 28, 2011 10:49:09
Yeah, I am sure Obama will bring this up, too.
#43

Jharii

Apr 28, 2011 10:52:45
I didn't bite on anything.  I just added commentary.  But I expected you to treat my response as somehow defending Bush.  Pretty typical.
#44

Jharii

Apr 28, 2011 10:54:06
Positive, but you sure did.
#45

Escef

Apr 28, 2011 10:56:25
Yeah, it was accomplished alright. That's why I had to deploy to Iraq in November of 2008, right?
#46

Jharii

Apr 28, 2011 10:57:15
Yeah, it was accomplished alright. That's why I had to deploy to Iraq in November of 2008, right?

Well, I am grateful for your service to this country, nonetheless.
#47

Timmeh

Apr 28, 2011 10:59:43
Escef: Are you sure it wasn't a paid vacation?

I think it would be interesting to go to a country we liberated only 8 years ago. What sort of progress could they have made?

*intrigued*

Serious

Yeah, US messed up. We're still messing up. So what's new?
#48

boraxe

Apr 28, 2011 11:03:45
Yeah, it was accomplished alright. That's why I had to deploy to Iraq in November of 2008, right?


So the mission was accomplishec 8 years ago, but you were deployed 2 1/2 years ago? Hmm, something just doesn't add up, here…
#49

zombie_babies

Apr 28, 2011 11:54:57
You didn't mess up, you expended the Empire.



Yeah, that's why we're using all that tax money we get from our new Iraqi state to ... oh wait, we don't get any.  ;)

It's cool.  I just can't wait 'til France, Britain, Denmark, etc get to eat theirs when this Libya nonsense goes even more sideways. 
#50

homicidal_squirrel

Apr 28, 2011 12:14:15
The New York Stock Exchange should have a stupidity index. We need to be able to invest in stupidity. Investers could make billions off of such a comodity.
#51

zombie_babies

Apr 28, 2011 12:37:29
That is the beauty of the empires of the 21st century. The state doesn't make profit he jsut spends, Private investors will make money.



Are you trying to suggest that private investors somehow gained from the conflict in Iraq?  Are you saying that corporations with gov't ties were able to profit from the situation?  You, sir, are a loon! 



Halliburton called.  They said stop hatin'! 
#52

jetshield

Apr 28, 2011 12:41:49
Well, which mission did you think it meant?
#53

homicidal_squirrel

Apr 28, 2011 13:07:35
Interesting. I think this should be applied to politicians. The better they are the higher they are worth. If their names were tied to money it would solve alot.


This is a brilliant idea. Merit pay for politicians. The same thing they want to do to teachers. This could really help reduce the national debt and curtail a lot of the stupidity going on in congress.
#54

Jharii

Apr 28, 2011 13:24:18
This is a brilliant idea. Merit pay for politicians. The same thing they want to do to teachers. This could really help reduce the national debt and curtail a lot of the stupidity going on in congress.

You underestimate the levels of stupidity that they can achieve.

#55

pluisjen

Apr 28, 2011 13:58:44
The New York Stock Exchange should have a stupidity index. We need to be able to invest in stupidity. Investers could make billions off of such a comodity.



I was under the impression that they were all stupidity indexes?
#56

homicidal_squirrel

Apr 28, 2011 14:11:33
This is a brilliant idea. Merit pay for politicians. The same thing they want to do to teachers. This could really help reduce the national debt and curtail a lot of the stupidity going on in congress.

You underestimate the levels of stupidity that they can achieve.



I'm counting on it. Job security and pay would be linked to job performance for all politicians. Think about it. Politician X proposes bill Y, and he claims it will reduce the national debt by Z amount. If it is shown to be false, he/she gets kicked out of office (no need to wait for his/her term to be up), loses his/her salary and benefits. That alone would be less wasted money on one idiot politician. 

Imagine if this had been in place a few weeks ago when the two parties were playing around with the budget. They go in blaming each other. They screw around throwing accusations of the other party wanting the government to shut down. They finally get "serious" and make a deal. Both parties claiming they tried their best, but they could not get what they wanted. Still, they both claim to be saving a bunch of money. Turns out they were both full of it, and they only managed to save enough money to buy a cup of coffee... the cheap kind.

If a merit pay system was in place, we could have gotten rid of all those idiots. The next bunch of politicians that would come in would be on notice: up and we are going to toss your dumb- out of office as well.

 
#57

zombie_babies

Apr 28, 2011 15:15:59
Alright, I am sorry. I was just baiting and inventing stuff.

Iraq's invasion was done for the good of the Iraqi people. Nothing else. Except fighting terror.



That's better.  Everyone knows it was for humanitarian reasons.  That's why we're totally not friends with Saudi Arabia at all and totally, totally hated that Mubarek guy. 
#58

zombie_babies

Apr 28, 2011 15:20:12
Of course!  Forgiveness is the American way! 
#59

zombie_babies

Apr 28, 2011 15:23:48
Nah, we're all about forgiveness an' junk.  We also make sure we only buy stuff from environmentally responsible countries that aren't being raped by American and European alike for their resources.  Like Nigeria. 
#60

zombie_babies

Apr 28, 2011 15:29:02
Yes!  We are good people!  All of us!  American, European, Canadian - we're all responsible, giving, non-hypocritical people! 
#61

Escef

Apr 28, 2011 15:32:51
I've found that the surest stupidity indicator for a politician is how far left or right they are. The further they are from center the more wrong they are.
#62

zombie_babies

Apr 28, 2011 15:33:25
Well, that actually does happen.  It's why I hate myself.  And you.  But it's cool cuz I've also forgiven myself.  And you, too.  Pretty awesome world to live in.
#63

zombie_babies

Apr 28, 2011 15:43:15
You hate me? I thought I was the most loved around these parts of the DnD boards.

Well I'll go cry now...



Ah, but it's not your fault.  The media made me do it!  And I've forgiven you!  Cuz, you know, I'm an American.  It's all good. 
#64

zombie_babies

Apr 28, 2011 15:47:23
Yep.  They don't hate nobody nohow over there. 
#65

pluisjen

Apr 29, 2011 0:59:39
I've found that the surest stupidity indicator for a politician is how far left or right they are. The further they are from center the more wrong they are.



This is usually surprisingly accurate.

You really are a prophete ZB, now I see the light!



Did Z_B come to spread the word of the Flying Spaghetti Monster? He'll need an eye-patch to be convincing, but it would be pretty cool. 
#66

Someone

Apr 29, 2011 12:03:36
...Iraq's invasion was done for the good of the Iraqi people. Nothing else. Except fighting terror.

"Our two reasons for invading Iraq are Iraqi freedom and fighting terror, fighting terror and Iraqi freedom. And WMDs. Our THREE reasons for invading Iraq are Iraqi freedom, fighting terror, and WMDs, WMDs, fighting terror, and Iraqi freedom. And Saddam Hussein tried to kill the president's father. Our FOUR- oh I'll just start over."
#67

ViolenceJack

Apr 29, 2011 19:39:49
Japan has been cycling through Prime Ministers quite rapidly recently. The reason? If a PM can't keep his campaign promises, he resigns. It's not law or anything, they just do it on their own.
#68

jetshield

Apr 29, 2011 19:42:02
We could learn something from the Japaneese.
#69

homicidal_squirrel

Apr 29, 2011 19:51:17
We could learn something from the Japaneese.


How to make tentacle porn?
#70

jetshield

Apr 29, 2011 19:56:40
And kill dolphins.
#71

ViolenceJack

Apr 30, 2011 3:43:55
And kill dolphins.


But they're so delicious!