Now, I don't remember much about my time in the Philippines, due to the memory loss side effect of my meds, but I do remember some of his epicness.
1. When he prescribed a nasal spray for my allergies, I asked him if the stuff was good. He then went on to tell me about how he was in an elevator with a widow with too much perfume, and that thanks to the nasal spray, he didn't sneeze at all.
2. My Aunt Ninfa is a bit loony; she puts garlic and holy water at the windows to keep out witches and vampires (I am not making this up). She's also a bit of a hypochondriac, and whenever she goes to Dr. Tautjo, their resulting exchange is 100% comedy gold (she usually does something stupid and rushes to the doctor for help). Unfortunately, I don't remember much of those exchanges, so you'll have to take my word for it.
3. When asked if a certain health drink was really effective, Dr. Tautjo replies that you're better off performing oral sex on a woman, since both liquids had a similar composition. He said this in a very serious tone, which caused epic LOLZ on everyone present.
4. Dr. Tautjo is my Uncle Cesar's (who is a surgeon) best friend, and the latter once took him to a coffee shop. My uncle gave him an espresso (probably triple shot), and the next day, Dr. Tautjo ranted (in a very funny way with LOTS of obscenities) about how his eyes were wide open even at 2:00 AM.
Well, that's all for now. I'm hoping that I will remember more of his epic rants and stories.
2. My Aunt Ninfa is a bit loony; she puts garlic and holy water at the windows to keep out witches and vampires (I am not making this up). She's also a bit of a hypochondriac, and whenever she goes to Dr. Tautjo, their resulting exchange is 100% comedy gold (she usually does something stupid and rushes to the doctor for help). Unfortunately, I don't remember much of those exchanges, so you'll have to take my word for it.
Please, ask other members of your family that may remember some details!