Post/Author/DateTime	Post
#1 homicidal_squirrel Jun 28, 2011 14:49:04	blogs.miaminewtimes.com/riptide/2011/06/...
#2 ADHadh Jun 28, 2011 14:51:30	In Soviet Florida...
#3 homicidal_squirrel Jun 28, 2011 14:52:32	In Soviet Florida...
#4 jetshield Jun 28, 2011 14:58:42	I onder how long it took the surfer to ask himeslf "What the heck scared that thing out of the water?". I know that'd be my first thought. Well, right after "Holy s***! Did that just happen?"
#5 Cpt_Micha Jun 28, 2011 15:19:07	It's obvious the shark was trying to impress the local ladies.
#6 homicidal_squirrel Jun 28, 2011 15:20:56	It's obvious the shark was trying to impress the local ladies. D-bag shark. Couldn't show off like the rest of the sharks. Nooooo... he had to go jumping out of the water and over a surfer. Why didn't he just eat a surfer like the rest of the sharks?
#7 Cpt_Micha Jun 28, 2011 15:22:19	He might have realized at the last moment the surfer was a local Floridian, and you know what your fellow Floridians are like, would you risk catching Stupid by eating a Floridian Surfer?