Ever wonder what would happen if HD were to win the lottery?

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#1

zombie_babies

Mar 26, 2013 10:05:59
This.  This is what would happen.
#2

The_Silversword

Mar 26, 2013 11:55:40
Just think of all the orange t-shirts hed be able to buy!
#3

Count_Von_CoC

Mar 26, 2013 12:58:15
And aviator shades!
#4

Robin_Hoodlum

Mar 26, 2013 13:10:45
This.  This is what would happen.


Ah... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
#5

Hipster_Dog

Mar 26, 2013 13:47:14
Thanks. You reminded me I need to buy clothes.
#6

zombie_babies

Mar 26, 2013 14:10:48
Thanks. You reminded me I need to buy clothes.



I rest my case.

#7

Hipster_Dog

Mar 26, 2013 14:18:26
We can't all have a janitor's uniform given to us by our employer.
#8

zombie_babies

Mar 26, 2013 14:22:44
No, but we also don't need to buy ostritch skin underpants.
#9

Hipster_Dog

Mar 26, 2013 14:25:55
You just say that cause you do not have and awesome butt and bulge.
#10

CorranHornIsAwesome

Mar 26, 2013 14:38:06
You just say that cause you do not have and awesome butt and bulge.

I can vouch for HD's.
#11

zombie_babies

Mar 26, 2013 14:43:07
You just say that cause you do not have and awesome butt and bulge.



Ha!  I don't need some bird to die to highlight mine.  ;)
#12

Robin_Hoodlum

Mar 26, 2013 15:07:35
You just say that cause you do not have and awesome butt and bulge.

I can vouch for HD's.


Better get checked at the clinic brah.
#13

CorranHornIsAwesome

Mar 26, 2013 15:09:46
You just say that cause you do not have and awesome butt and bulge.

I can vouch for HD's.


Better get checked at the clinic brah.

HD says I shouldn't. Something about the "Covenant."
#14

Robin_Hoodlum

Mar 26, 2013 15:11:13
You just say that cause you do not have and awesome butt and bulge.

I can vouch for HD's.


Better get checked at the clinic brah.

HD says I shouldn't. Something about the "Covenant."


Then you should definately get checked brah.
#15

CorranHornIsAwesome

Mar 26, 2013 15:11:45
You just say that cause you do not have and awesome butt and bulge.

I can vouch for HD's.


Better get checked at the clinic brah.

HD says I shouldn't. Something about the "Covenant."


Then you should definately get checked brah.

He said he'd excommunicate me if I did...
#16

Robin_Hoodlum

Mar 26, 2013 15:13:33
You just say that cause you do not have and awesome butt and bulge.

I can vouch for HD's.


Better get checked at the clinic brah.

HD says I shouldn't. Something about the "Covenant."


Then you should definately get checked brah.

He said he'd excommunicate me if I did...


He probably already has... that's why you need to get your plumbing checked.
#17

CorranHornIsAwesome

Mar 26, 2013 15:15:05
You just say that cause you do not have and awesome butt and bulge.

I can vouch for HD's.


Better get checked at the clinic brah.

HD says I shouldn't. Something about the "Covenant."


Then you should definately get checked brah.

He said he'd excommunicate me if I did...


He probably already has... that's why you need to get your plumbing checked.




Hilarious, well done.
#18

Hipster_Dog

Mar 26, 2013 15:29:06
Yeah, you should go get checked out. There is a change that I go blind right now, potentially because of an auto-immune disease.
#19

zombie_babies

Mar 26, 2013 15:34:07
Syphilis is an auto immune disease?
#20

CorranHornIsAwesome

Mar 26, 2013 15:36:28
Maybe AIDS?
#21

zombie_babies

Mar 26, 2013 15:39:28
I don't think AIDS can make you blind.
#22

CorranHornIsAwesome

Mar 26, 2013 15:40:15
I don't think AIDS can make you blind.

Who knows?
#23

Hipster_Dog

Mar 26, 2013 15:44:04
I don't think AIDS can make you blind.


My uveitis could be caused by AIDS, syphilis, herpes, crohn's disease, arthritis and a bunch of other things.
#24

CorranHornIsAwesome

Mar 26, 2013 15:44:55
I don't think AIDS can make you blind.


My uveitis could be caused by AIDS, syphilis, herpes, crohn's disease, arthritis and a bunch of other things.

...all at once.
#25

Hipster_Dog

Mar 26, 2013 15:51:22
Sodomy be damned!
#26

Robin_Hoodlum

Mar 26, 2013 15:53:48
I don't think AIDS can make you blind.


My uveitis could be caused by AIDS, syphilis, herpes, crohn's disease, arthritis and a bunch of other things.

...all at once.


And all from the same person (don't know if it was male or female, but who's keepin' score?)
#27

CorranHornIsAwesome

Mar 26, 2013 15:54:51
I don't think AIDS can make you blind.


My uveitis could be caused by AIDS, syphilis, herpes, crohn's disease, arthritis and a bunch of other things.

...all at once.


And all from the same person (don't know if it was male or female, but who's keepin' score?)

Possibly both.
#28

Hipster_Dog

Mar 26, 2013 15:59:33
Shemales, the best of both worlds!
#29

Robin_Hoodlum

Mar 26, 2013 16:05:26
Shemales, the best of both worlds!


#30

zombie_babies

Mar 26, 2013 16:09:58
My uveitis could be caused by AIDS, syphilis, herpes, crohn's disease, arthritis and a bunch of other things.



And how many of those do you have?
#31

Hipster_Dog

Mar 26, 2013 16:36:46
My uveitis could be caused by AIDS, syphilis, herpes, crohn's disease, arthritis and a bunch of other things.



And how many of those do you have?


I'll know tomorrow morning hopefully. Maybe it's something else.
#32

Robin_Hoodlum

Mar 26, 2013 16:53:31
Maybe it's something else.


I guess it could just be constipation...
#33

Hipster_Dog

Mar 26, 2013 16:56:55
I poo 2 to 4 times a day. 
#34

CorranHornIsAwesome

Mar 26, 2013 17:23:15
I poo 2 to 4 times a day. 

#35

Robin_Hoodlum

Mar 26, 2013 17:37:33
I poo 2 to 4 times a day. 


Whoa!
That seems like an awful lot...
#36

Hipster_Dog

Mar 26, 2013 18:15:35
I poo 2 to 4 times a day. 


Whoa!
That seems like an awful lot...


I gots a super colon.
#37

CorranHornIsAwesome

Mar 26, 2013 18:31:22
I poo 2 to 4 times a day. 


Whoa!
That seems like an awful lot...


I gots a super colon.




Dude, what are you eating? Fiber1?
#38

Hipster_Dog

Mar 26, 2013 18:33:07
Nah. I eat fruits and veggies with my meats. I drink water too. 
#39

CorranHornIsAwesome

Mar 26, 2013 18:36:45
Hmmm...no witty comebacks come to mind...
#40

Robin_Hoodlum

Mar 26, 2013 18:47:11
Nah. I eat fruits and veggies with my meats. I drink water too. 


So do I.
But I don't 3 or 4 times a day.
#41

Hipster_Dog

Mar 26, 2013 18:56:22
Nah. I eat fruits and veggies with my meats. I drink water too. 


So do I.
But I don't 3 or 4 times a day.


Maybe I eat more than you do and metabolize it less. I am known as a big eater apparently. 
#42

homicidal_squirrel

Mar 26, 2013 21:30:58
Nah. I eat fruits and veggies with my meats. I drink water too. 


So do I.
But I don't 3 or 4 times a day.

Probably the reason you're so full of it.

#43

Robin_Hoodlum

Mar 27, 2013 6:45:47
Nah. I eat fruits and veggies with my meats. I drink water too. 


So do I.
But I don't 3 or 4 times a day.

Probably the reason you're so full of it.



#44

zombie_babies

Mar 27, 2013 11:49:17
I'll know tomorrow morning hopefully. Maybe it's something else.



Hopefully it's nothin' major, bro.  Oh, and don't let these idiots crack on ya about how much ya poo.  I'm a 2+ per day man myself.  Nothin' wrong with poopin.
#45

Robin_Hoodlum

Mar 27, 2013 11:59:51
I'll know tomorrow morning hopefully. Maybe it's something else.



Hopefully it's nothin' major, bro.  Oh, and don't let these idiots crack on ya about how much ya poo.  I'm a 2+ per day man myself.  Nothin' wrong with poopin.


Oh, he's serious?
I just thought he was clownin'.
#46

zombie_babies

Mar 27, 2013 12:03:24
I totally believe he poops up to 4 times a day, brah.

In other interesting news I saw an old business card today.  The last name on it?  Broski.  Swear. To. Gawd.
#47

Robin_Hoodlum

Mar 27, 2013 14:28:15


In other interesting news I saw an old business card today.  The last name on it?  Broski.  Swear. To. Gawd.


Dood, grab it!
Scan it and post it!
#48

zombie_babies

Mar 27, 2013 14:32:13
Can't.  It's in a secure facility that I have no reason to enter now.
#49

Hipster_Dog

Mar 27, 2013 15:37:25
I'll know tomorrow morning hopefully. Maybe it's something else.



Hopefully it's nothin' major, bro.  Oh, and don't let these idiots crack on ya about how much ya poo.  I'm a 2+ per day man myself.  Nothin' wrong with poopin.


Oh, he's serious?
I just thought he was clownin'.


I do not joke about poop. Except when I do.
#50

CorranHornIsAwesome

Mar 27, 2013 17:41:24
Nah. I eat fruits and veggies with my meats. I drink water too. 


So do I.
But I don't 3 or 4 times a day.

Probably the reason you're so full of it.


Excellent work, HS.