Every Class is Different

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#1

joni-san

Jun 10, 2009 11:36:30
Every Class is Different - by Ze Spy

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No two classes are the same.
Every class is different.

Some classes are good at using weapons emotionally unbalanced.
Fighter is good at using weapons still bitter about 3.5.
#2

boj0

Jun 10, 2009 12:50:09
Some classes are good at assessing problem yelling too much.
The Warlord is good at assessing problems letting everyone else do ze work.
#3

pigknight

Jun 10, 2009 13:28:21
Some classes are religious warriors. sticks in the mud.

The paladin is a religious warrior. a girly man with a stick up his her ass.
#4

toastedamphibian

Jun 10, 2009 16:32:10
Some classes are good at charging the enemy. falling down.

The barbarian is good at charging the enemy. falling down.
#5

owls_and_more_owls

Jun 10, 2009 18:42:56
Some classes are good at Casting Invocations Wearing all Black

The Warlock is good at Casting Invocations A little Emo fairy princess (Especially the men)
#6

EscherEnigma

Jun 10, 2009 19:48:28
Some classes are smart. sleeping with your husband
The Wizard is smart. good enough to wake the dead
#7

Novacat

Jun 10, 2009 23:10:13
Some classes are good at moving allies around. starting a hippy band.

The Bard is good at moving allies around. getting in your pants.
#8

joni-san

Jun 12, 2009 22:55:10
Some classes are good at surviving in the wilderness being walking leaky toilets.
Druid is good at surviving in the wilderness turning into animals and defecating all over the camp!
#9

awestriker

Jun 13, 2009 10:55:57
Some classes are good at healing can only heal.

The Cleric is good at healing too weak to be of any real use.

Hard to believe the "kids' book" sbemail has a spinoff.
#10

Greater_Lammasu

Jun 13, 2009 15:42:46
Some classes are good at healing can only heal.

The Cleric is good at healing too weak to be of any real use.

Hard to believe the "kids' book" sbemail has a spinoff.

I have a player that thinks the leader should only do healing. He still has a 3 ed mentality towards healing and magic items.
#11

boj0

Jun 17, 2009 9:09:02
Some classes are skilled in combat and tracking obsessed with DPR at an unhealthy level.
The Ranger is skilled in combat and tracking a one-trick pony.
#12

Greater_Lammasu

Jun 17, 2009 21:48:16
Some classes are skilled in combat and tracking obsessed with DPR at an unhealthy level.
The Ranger is skilled in combat and tracking a one-trick pony.

DPR
#13

boj0

Jun 18, 2009 8:47:52
DPR

So, you're a Ranger?
#14

awestriker

Jun 23, 2009 18:20:18
Some classes are good at hiding. can kill monsters 5 levels above them single-handedly.
The Rogue is good at hiding. has an amazing assortment of gold and magic daggers.

Bah, I never played TF2. Or for that matter, TF1. FPS is not my style.

This actually happened. Our LV3 party's Halfling Rogue, in attempting to raid the clearly evil king's coffers, encountered a LV8 demon. He killed it in one turn, using his Flaming Dagger, Sly Flourish, and an action point.

Granted, his Flaming Dagger was Lv.20.
#15

wizzzzzard

Jun 24, 2009 9:09:22
Some classes are good at surviving in the wilderness being walking leaky toilets.
Druid is good at surviving in the wilderness turning into animals and defecating all over the camp!

OMG. Now I have to play a druid, just so I can 'mark my territory' all around our campsite. :-)