Executive Stomach Cancer!

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#1

thecasualoblivion

Jun 11, 2008 11:45:07
Currently available in stores:

MOUNTAIN DEW FLAVORED DORITOS!!!!!!
#2

Shiftkitty

Jun 11, 2008 14:50:19
This is why some gamers should never be let out of their parents' basement...
#3

_jayne_cobb_

Jun 11, 2008 15:05:30
I cannot help but wonder what part of "these two things taste like " made someone think they'd taste good when put together?
#4

drowbattlemind

Jun 11, 2008 23:17:10
Currently available in stores:

Bwa-huh??????

I'm all for Jalepeno flavored Doritos, but....
#5

Horus_Sungod

Jun 12, 2008 6:55:39
Now all we need are mountain dew flavored FUNYUNS and the D&D player WINS THE WORLD!

or stuff...
#6

nowiwantmydmg

Jun 12, 2008 16:45:42
I think we need a pic. Also is the inverse good available?

I definately need some dorito flavoured mountain dew to wash that down.
#7

Shiftkitty

Jun 13, 2008 18:26:46
Apparently they release these bags labelled "Doritos, the Quest". They contain a "mystery flavor" chip. You're supposed to guess what the flavor is. It seems that one year they did one flavored like a cheeseburger.

Given that I find the things barely edible, the big mystery to me would be why I was eating them. I used to live on the things, but they started tasting more and more like plastic bits coated in somewhat flavored powder. I don't know if I would have the nerve to eat a "mystery flavor" chip. Surprise! It's arsenic!

(Good lord. I just realized I'm starting to sound like Sand, from NWN2! Oh well. Beats sounding like Imowen...)
#8

necroticbanana

Jun 17, 2008 11:38:40
"Now whadda ya got to wash that horrible taste outta my mouth?"

"mountain Dew or crab juice"

"blech ugh jeez....i'll take a crab juice!"
#9

great_cthuhloz

Jun 17, 2008 16:24:37
Mountain Dew is the sweat of satan

Dorito's are like cheese flavoured cardboard

whoever thaught they should go together should be sectioned

is my group very british - we game drinking tea, and eating home-made cake?
#10

Shiftkitty

Jun 17, 2008 17:35:46
Hmmm, "Sex, Drugs, and Rock-n-Roll" or "Tea, Crumpets, and D&D"?

(You can actually taste cheese in your Doritos? They must change the formula in the UK. I just taste orangish powder.)
#11

insaneengineer

Jun 19, 2008 17:21:56
mountain dew doesn't taste that bad, and the suger/caffiene mix is great for all night gaming D)
#12

great_cthuhloz

Jun 20, 2008 1:56:36
I Remember an interview with Boy George on his last tour

he said something like

"In the 80's when culture club toured, it was aLL booze, drugs and debauchery. now I'm playing backgammon on the tour bus"

aging makes us do strange things