False Alarm

Post/Author/DateTimePost
#1

Klirshon

Apr 24, 2013 10:00:29
There wasn't explosions at the White House, Wall Street.
#2

zombie_babies

Apr 24, 2013 10:04:07
I don't think it's a false alarm at all.  The AP obviously has some security holes to close.
#3

Klirshon

Apr 24, 2013 10:18:28
Metaphorical horse of another color.
#4

zombie_babies

Apr 24, 2013 10:20:35
Horseist. 
#5

Klirshon

Apr 24, 2013 10:30:45
Is there an issue with me being a horseist?
#6

zombie_babies

Apr 24, 2013 11:42:49
Yeah.
#7

Klirshon

Apr 24, 2013 13:42:32
Horses can suck bitter almonds for all I care.
#8

zombie_babies

Apr 24, 2013 14:04:43
That's messed up, yo.  What'd a bitter almond ever do to a horse?  Almondist. 
#9

Klirshon

Apr 24, 2013 14:18:09
I'm an equal opportunist. Almonds and horses get the same treatment.
#10

zombie_babies

Apr 24, 2013 14:31:11
I bet that treatment is worse than the treatment you give machines. 
#11

draco1119

Apr 24, 2013 14:49:20
And he's lying. Almonds can't eat bitter horses. He's a machinist.
#12

zombie_babies

Apr 24, 2013 15:06:58
Yeah!  Dirty machinist! 
#13

Klirshon

Apr 25, 2013 6:19:12
To metaphorically borrow a phrase that you humans utilise:

Your mother...
#14

draco1119

Apr 25, 2013 7:58:14
Oh, yeah? Well, Apple II to you too!
#15

zombie_babies

Apr 25, 2013 8:46:40
No way.  His mother runs on Vista.
#16

Klirshon

Apr 25, 2013 10:18:07
Those disks do make a pleasant crunching noise when crushed under foot and wheel.
#17

draco1119

Apr 25, 2013 10:27:33
Pssh. Don't lie, dawg; you run on Windows 8.
#18

Klirshon

Apr 25, 2013 10:38:40
You wish, human. You just want an excuse to grope me. To hell with your touch screen fetish.
#19

draco1119

Apr 25, 2013 11:11:21
#20

CorranHornIsAwesome

Apr 25, 2013 17:19:06
I bet that treatment is worse than the treatment you give machines. 

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