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Famous Last words

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#1
dirtyjoe
Jul 28, 2008 11:42:24 I talking to one of the guys I rp with about some of the famous last words or words that should have been last words that have happened in our groups over the years here are some.

last words
-Why are we sneaking past the dragon? If we kill him think of the XP.-TPK
-I am going to look for trouble.
-Yeah! there is dragon for each of us-TPK
-What happens if I got a 1 on a servival test?

Should have been last words
-I'm gonna try to cut the rocket in half!
-gm_does anyone half demolitions
pl_I have porn!
-Wait there are how many Orks!

Do you have any that are good
#2
darth_singe
Jul 28, 2008 15:34:40 My dwarf cleric: "Oh, c'mon, we can take 'em!" - we didn't take them.
My human paladin: "I do this for the betterment of mankind. So screw you elves." -stupid elves tricked him and made him fall.

"I will take your head, and drink your quickening like so much Mt. Dew!" -Charles Dalton, right before a meetup with the Kurgan (stupid highlander world of darkness rules)

"Looks safe to me!" - my dwarven fighter right before the cave-in.

"Oops." -my kender Topknott Raistlin Jr. Tanis the Third, stupid exploding runes

"I knew I should have prepared featherfall today!" - Daxson the great, right after the failed balance check

"The gem doesn't appear magical." - Haris, elven wizard, being introduced to the old school delayed blast fireball

"Just stay by me! Us veteran's will keep you sa..arghh!" - Joxstar the bold, human bard/fighter

i have so many more
#3
pigknight
Jul 28, 2008 17:23:14 "I'll charge into the horde of zombies. It's not like they dogpile on people."
#4
ocarina_guy
Jul 28, 2008 23:39:29 "Oh, don't worry about it. I'm sure your flesh just LOOKS like it's rotting."

"Can we keep it?" Said by the excitable halfling about a baby aberration

"Ha! The mind flayers can't get me now!" Same rogue, with a foil hat.
#5
chapien
Jul 28, 2008 23:41:23 Not last words from me, but from a T-shirt

I poke it with my sword.

I drink it.

I eat it.

Lets see how many we can kill.
#6
pigknight
Jul 29, 2008 0:35:48 "The last black dragon was an illusion, the one on the pile of gold is also fake. I just wonder how they got the gold to look like it melted from acid. I'll leave my gear here and poke it with a stick to show you."

This really happened.
#7
stompie5
Jul 29, 2008 14:10:34 Please show mercy.
#8
darth_singe
Jul 29, 2008 17:37:00
Please show mercy.

I had one of the payers in my group say that when the BBEG had already taken oyt 3 of the 4 players. So i did. I had the BBEG give the pc some painkiller herbs, then lop off his head. mwa ha ha ha haaa ;)
#9
annoyinglizardvoice
Jul 29, 2008 18:03:44 Let's moon the Balrog!
#10
pigknight
Jul 29, 2008 19:03:17 "You shall not pass!" - 1st level wizard vs. 4 kobolds
#11
ocarina_guy
Jul 29, 2008 21:09:15 Everyone knows ninjas can't see you when you're not moving!

Oh, kobolds would never trap their treasure!
#12
cal-vigu
Jul 31, 2008 1:45:22 "I know who the real killer was! It was ..."
#13
farmer42_dup
Jul 31, 2008 2:43:01 Once had a rogue/dungeon delver say "I can't see him, he can't kill me." Our party ran afoul of a Bodak and after watching two party members drop dead when the thing looked at them (made an active gaze attack,) he tried closing his eyes. I had always wondered what real good you could do with blind-fight until then.
#14
cmcf
Jul 31, 2008 9:55:18 Three person party has stumbled into a trap room. The air swoshes out of the room as the cieling begins to drop. The cleric and the ranger pass put leaving only the fighter standing. There is a off switch in the room search DC 15 I would have let them take 20 They all rolled a search check and failed miserably. In retrospect maybe I should have suggested it but I'm a firm believer in PCs making their own choices. :

DM(me): So your friends are knocked out the ceiling is now forcing you to stoop down what do you do

PC: I lie down

DM:?

PC: I close my eyes and lie down

DM: The ceiling continues to decend and slowly crushes you and your friends.

He thought that maybe there would be someone watching and when they saw them all passed out the trap would be stopped. Had he told me his reasoning I might have been able to use that. It was just to funny.
#15
fanged_fremont
Jul 31, 2008 13:58:13 Some of mine.
"Bring it!" Right before rolling on a 1 on a save or die spell.
"Ah F*** it" running into a bottleneck situation of doom to try and save the party.
"Ha, I found a way to kill myself!" in a 7th Sea game where the GM believed the heroes aren't suppose to die. It involved getting knocked out in a fight, using a drama die to get back up, and the Yield ability from the Cathay book.

A different guy, both the same night (I was GM)
"To hell with stealth, I burst through the wall, roar, and smash the first thing I see" He one shots a halfling baddy, then the halfing's 30 some odd friends in the camp focus fire on his guy and killem.
His next character that night didn't have any good last words, but it was still funny that he got killed again that night.

Post/Author/DateTime	Post
#1 dirtyjoe Jul 28, 2008 11:42:24	I talking to one of the guys I rp with about some of the famous last words or words that should have been last words that have happened in our groups over the years here are some. last words -Why are we sneaking past the dragon? If we kill him think of the XP.-TPK -I am going to look for trouble. -Yeah! there is dragon for each of us-TPK -What happens if I got a 1 on a servival test? Should have been last words -I'm gonna try to cut the rocket in half! -gm_does anyone half demolitions pl_I have porn! -Wait there are how many Orks! Do you have any that are good
#2 darth_singe Jul 28, 2008 15:34:40	My dwarf cleric: "Oh, c'mon, we can take 'em!" - we didn't take them. My human paladin: "I do this for the betterment of mankind. So screw you elves." -stupid elves tricked him and made him fall. "I will take your head, and drink your quickening like so much Mt. Dew!" -Charles Dalton, right before a meetup with the Kurgan (stupid highlander world of darkness rules) "Looks safe to me!" - my dwarven fighter right before the cave-in. "Oops." -my kender Topknott Raistlin Jr. Tanis the Third, stupid exploding runes "I knew I should have prepared featherfall today!" - Daxson the great, right after the failed balance check "The gem doesn't appear magical." - Haris, elven wizard, being introduced to the old school delayed blast fireball "Just stay by me! Us veteran's will keep you sa..arghh!" - Joxstar the bold, human bard/fighter i have so many more
#3 pigknight Jul 28, 2008 17:23:14	"I'll charge into the horde of zombies. It's not like they dogpile on people."
#4 ocarina_guy Jul 28, 2008 23:39:29	"Oh, don't worry about it. I'm sure your flesh just LOOKS like it's rotting." "Can we keep it?" Said by the excitable halfling about a baby aberration "Ha! The mind flayers can't get me now!" Same rogue, with a foil hat.
#5 chapien Jul 28, 2008 23:41:23	Not last words from me, but from a T-shirt I poke it with my sword. I drink it. I eat it. Lets see how many we can kill.
#6 pigknight Jul 29, 2008 0:35:48	"The last black dragon was an illusion, the one on the pile of gold is also fake. I just wonder how they got the gold to look like it melted from acid. I'll leave my gear here and poke it with a stick to show you." This really happened.
#7 stompie5 Jul 29, 2008 14:10:34	Please show mercy.
#8 darth_singe Jul 29, 2008 17:37:00	Please show mercy. I had one of the payers in my group say that when the BBEG had already taken oyt 3 of the 4 players. So i did. I had the BBEG give the pc some painkiller herbs, then lop off his head. mwa ha ha ha haaa ;)
#9 annoyinglizardvoice Jul 29, 2008 18:03:44	Let's moon the Balrog!
#10 pigknight Jul 29, 2008 19:03:17	"You shall not pass!" - 1st level wizard vs. 4 kobolds
#11 ocarina_guy Jul 29, 2008 21:09:15	Everyone knows ninjas can't see you when you're not moving! Oh, kobolds would never trap their treasure!
#12 cal-vigu Jul 31, 2008 1:45:22	"I know who the real killer was! It was ..."
#13 farmer42_dup Jul 31, 2008 2:43:01	Once had a rogue/dungeon delver say "I can't see him, he can't kill me." Our party ran afoul of a Bodak and after watching two party members drop dead when the thing looked at them (made an active gaze attack,) he tried closing his eyes. I had always wondered what real good you could do with blind-fight until then.
#14 cmcf Jul 31, 2008 9:55:18	Three person party has stumbled into a trap room. The air swoshes out of the room as the cieling begins to drop. The cleric and the ranger pass put leaving only the fighter standing. There is a off switch in the room search DC 15 I would have let them take 20 They all rolled a search check and failed miserably. In retrospect maybe I should have suggested it but I'm a firm believer in PCs making their own choices. : DM(me): So your friends are knocked out the ceiling is now forcing you to stoop down what do you do PC: I lie down DM:? PC: I close my eyes and lie down DM: The ceiling continues to decend and slowly crushes you and your friends. He thought that maybe there would be someone watching and when they saw them all passed out the trap would be stopped. Had he told me his reasoning I might have been able to use that. It was just to funny.
#15 fanged_fremont Jul 31, 2008 13:58:13	Some of mine. "Bring it!" Right before rolling on a 1 on a save or die spell. "Ah F*** it" running into a bottleneck situation of doom to try and save the party. "Ha, I found a way to kill myself!" in a 7th Sea game where the GM believed the heroes aren't suppose to die. It involved getting knocked out in a fight, using a drama die to get back up, and the Yield ability from the Cathay book. A different guy, both the same night (I was GM) "To hell with stealth, I burst through the wall, roar, and smash the first thing I see" He one shots a halfling baddy, then the halfing's 30 some odd friends in the camp focus fire on his guy and killem. His next character that night didn't have any good last words, but it was still funny that he got killed again that night.