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Fanboy 4E Facts

Post/Author/DateTime Post
#1
lordflashheart
Jul 09, 2008 23:14:01 1. If you have five dollars and 4E has five dollars, 4E has more money than you.
2. There is no 'ctrl' button on 4E's computer. 4E is always in control.
3. Apple pays 4E 99 cents every time it listens to a song.
4. 4E can sneeze with its eyes open.
5. 4E can eat just one Lay's potato chip.
6. 4E destroyed the periodic table, because it only recognizes the element of surprise.
7. 4E can kill two stones with one bird.
#2
_jayne_cobb_
Jul 10, 2008 8:45:14 What?
#3
cmcf
Jul 10, 2008 11:56:20 I tried to get close to this post but it's causing me ongoing flame damage.
#4
darkraven18599
Jul 10, 2008 12:28:00
1. If you have five dollars and 4E has five dollars, 4E has more money than you.
2. There is no 'ctrl' button on 4E's computer. 4E is always in control.
3. Apple pays 4E 99 cents every time it listens to a song.
4. 4E can sneeze with its eyes open.
5. 4E can eat just one Lay's potato chip.
6. 4E destroyed the periodic table, because it only recognizes the element of surprise.
7. 4E can kill two stones with one bird.

Substitute Chuck Norris for every time he writes 4E and it starts to make sense. Just another gratuitous fanboy blurb. He's hoping people will add outrageous statements of how incredible 4E is. Unfortunately I fear people just may do that. Oh well.
#5
strayth
Jul 11, 2008 13:42:01
What?

Chuck Norris jokes -name +4e. The zenith of comedy.
#6
encara
Jul 11, 2008 16:53:33 Oh please, Chuck Norris jokes are such an old meme, someone get this thread closed >.<
#7
Titanium_Dragon
Jul 11, 2008 21:19:28 Chuck Norris jokes were funny because they were so stupid, but after you hear them too much the humor goes away because they stop to be unexpected.
#8
Crimson_Concerto
Jul 12, 2008 2:49:23
Chuck Norris jokes were funny because they were so stupid, but after you hear them too much the humor goes away because they stop to be unexpected.

Somebody though Chuck Norris jokes were funny to begin with?
#9
cmcf
Jul 12, 2008 11:35:24 Who's Chuck Norris?;)
#10
vaalingrade_ashland_02
Jul 12, 2008 12:40:19 How do you kill a stone?

Why would you kill a stone? You can't get blood from it.
#11
lordflashheart
Jul 12, 2008 12:55:02
How do you kill a stone?

Why would you kill a stone? You can't get blood from it.

[sigh]. it is a is a rhetorical device. I wouldn't think too much about it.
#12
generalhenry
Jul 12, 2008 13:06:38
How do you kill a stone?

you tell 4E he can't kill the stone.

Why would you kill a stone?

Cuz that's the kind of edition 4E is.

Post/Author/DateTime	Post
#1 lordflashheart Jul 09, 2008 23:14:01	1. If you have five dollars and 4E has five dollars, 4E has more money than you. 2. There is no 'ctrl' button on 4E's computer. 4E is always in control. 3. Apple pays 4E 99 cents every time it listens to a song. 4. 4E can sneeze with its eyes open. 5. 4E can eat just one Lay's potato chip. 6. 4E destroyed the periodic table, because it only recognizes the element of surprise. 7. 4E can kill two stones with one bird.
#2 _jayne_cobb_ Jul 10, 2008 8:45:14	What?
#3 cmcf Jul 10, 2008 11:56:20	I tried to get close to this post but it's causing me ongoing flame damage.
#4 darkraven18599 Jul 10, 2008 12:28:00	1. If you have five dollars and 4E has five dollars, 4E has more money than you. 2. There is no 'ctrl' button on 4E's computer. 4E is always in control. 3. Apple pays 4E 99 cents every time it listens to a song. 4. 4E can sneeze with its eyes open. 5. 4E can eat just one Lay's potato chip. 6. 4E destroyed the periodic table, because it only recognizes the element of surprise. 7. 4E can kill two stones with one bird. Substitute Chuck Norris for every time he writes 4E and it starts to make sense. Just another gratuitous fanboy blurb. He's hoping people will add outrageous statements of how incredible 4E is. Unfortunately I fear people just may do that. Oh well.
#5 strayth Jul 11, 2008 13:42:01	What? Chuck Norris jokes -name +4e. The zenith of comedy.
#6 encara Jul 11, 2008 16:53:33	Oh please, Chuck Norris jokes are such an old meme, someone get this thread closed >.<
#7 Titanium_Dragon Jul 11, 2008 21:19:28	Chuck Norris jokes were funny because they were so stupid, but after you hear them too much the humor goes away because they stop to be unexpected.
#8 Crimson_Concerto Jul 12, 2008 2:49:23	Chuck Norris jokes were funny because they were so stupid, but after you hear them too much the humor goes away because they stop to be unexpected. Somebody though Chuck Norris jokes were funny to begin with?
#9 cmcf Jul 12, 2008 11:35:24	Who's Chuck Norris?;)
#10 vaalingrade_ashland_02 Jul 12, 2008 12:40:19	How do you kill a stone? Why would you kill a stone? You can't get blood from it.
#11 lordflashheart Jul 12, 2008 12:55:02	How do you kill a stone? Why would you kill a stone? You can't get blood from it. [sigh]. it is a is a rhetorical device. I wouldn't think too much about it.
#12 generalhenry Jul 12, 2008 13:06:38	How do you kill a stone? you tell 4E he can't kill the stone. Why would you kill a stone? Cuz that's the kind of edition 4E is.