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#1 chimeratechnology Dec 27, 2008 17:06:52	Just wanting to see what bizarre things you people have stuck in your heads... Here's Mine: Half fairy (cause i like small girls...:P no i don't mean young...Sick Freaks... ) oh don't be afraid to post multiple times!
#2 ciaran Dec 27, 2008 21:43:03	I was playing a goblin and was reincarnated (randomly) as a dwarf. Another player dubbed me a Dwoblin. An idea I had years ago, and I was neither the first nor last to "invent" this, was the... Dwelf. :D
#3 Mad_Jack Dec 27, 2008 22:54:27	I played an elf/orc cross once.... Gotta love a big green guy buffed out like a UFC heavyweight walking around in a big floppy hat doing backflips and decapitating people with his rapier...:D On the short-people front, I once made up a half-halfling race, halfling and pixie - think the Gelflings from Dark Crystal... I knew a girl who played a half-succubus, half-nymph... (Yay, powergaming chicks with major issues, lol)
#4 eshenaleros Dec 29, 2008 12:51:55	half-dragon has always been my favorite. doesn't really matter how much strength you pump into it, you can go "hey, the dragon side of him is what gives him so much strength" and end up with a character that's as slim as your normal everyday slim guy, while still actually making sense strangely, I think this idea originally came from DBZ or some similar show. Yay, scrawny people who can lift planet size objects FTW!
#5 ocarina_guy Dec 30, 2008 1:48:12	Half-angel. Think Genesis or Sephiroth, but with less psychotic-homicidal-kill-the-planet-insane. Isn't Generic Elven Dual-Class Ranger half-elf, a quarter-human and a quarter-half-orc? Unnecessary complications!
#6 zombie_babies Dec 30, 2008 9:06:55	My best half-breed idea? Half me an' half Jessica Biel.
#7 Bloodsoul Dec 30, 2008 11:03:44	Can't get better than half & half; if it worked for The Dude, it'll work for me... On another note, take a human base and create a template based on a fly. Or, Brundelfly, if you will...
#8 ace_of_time Dec 30, 2008 21:09:08	Half-elf/half-kobold!
#9 eshenaleros Dec 30, 2008 21:20:21	Half-elf/half-kobold! I hope the kobold was male!;)
#10 batshido Dec 30, 2008 21:24:36	Kender/Minotaur. Try not to think about conception, just revel in the thought of a tiny, angry bull man with a Kender's propensity for smack talking.
#11 pigknight Aug 13, 2009 11:04:02	Cat/Platyus Platypussy?
#12 oxybe Aug 13, 2009 12:17:36	Dork. half-dwarf, half-orc. make him a werewolf and you have a Furry Dork. make him a vampire and you have a Goth Dork. have him be an artificer/self-forged and you have a Techno Dork. the possibilities are endless!
#13 subsistcyber Aug 13, 2009 12:20:04	Isn't a "dork" a significant part of a whale? I think it's nomenclature for something...
#14 EscherEnigma Aug 13, 2009 12:41:42	Dork. half-dwarf, half-orc. I like that one, actually. Other half-breed ideas I've liked. Half-elf. The other half is also elf.
#15 owls_and_more_owls Aug 13, 2009 13:53:41	Half-Tiefling, Half-Aasimar. Aasiling. or... Half-Drow, Half-Centaur. Don't think about that one too hard...
#16 pigknight Aug 13, 2009 14:02:28	Half-Wereowl, half-werebear! A wereowlbear! :O
#17 turalisj Aug 13, 2009 14:14:59	Half-kobold, half-gnome gnobold. Short, scaly creatures with a hint of draconic heritage in their blood. Born of a kobold father and gnome mother, the gnobold is considered an abomination by both races. They favor mass strikes by overwhelming numbers, pulling foes into an endless number of clockwork traps, with each trap more convoluted and more advanced than the first.
#18 subsistcyber Aug 13, 2009 14:15:39	Is the "g" silent?
#19 turalisj Aug 13, 2009 14:18:43	Hmmm, that's a debate for the century :P
#20 EscherEnigma Aug 13, 2009 14:19:57	Born of a kobold father and gnome mother, the gnobold [...] Made me think of... Show
#21 pigknight Aug 13, 2009 14:20:33
#22 turalisj Aug 13, 2009 14:22:33	Except cats, dogs, and bears share a common (if ancient) ancestor. Gnomes are sapient in origin while kobold are draconic in origin. It would be like the bastard child of a chimp and a monitor lizard.
#23 zombie_babies Aug 13, 2009 15:33:34	Except cats, dogs, and bears share a common (if ancient) ancestor. Gnomes are sapient in origin while kobold are draconic in origin. It would be like the bastard child of a chimp and a monitor lizard. Why's it gotta be a bastard? You opposed to a chimp and monitor lizard gettin' married or somethin'? Redneck.
#24 WolfLordBran Aug 13, 2009 18:54:02	Halfling. Half man, half ling. :D Kolling. Half kobold, half halfling. Hilarity ensues!
#25 oxybe Aug 13, 2009 21:16:16	a human/halfling hybrid gives us the three-quarterling. a modron/octopus gives us an octogonopus.
#26 moonglum Aug 13, 2009 22:50:50	MUNCHWOK The munchwork. Half ewok, half munchkin. Are they a nightmare or a dream? Are they tormenting demonic imps, or saving angelic cherubs? Do they bring delightful earthy dances, cheerful songs, and clever woodland devices, or only a hallucinogenic, lynchian bad trip that leads down the yellow stained road to the fuzzy green anti-Oz?
#27 pigknight Aug 13, 2009 23:03:54	So you're saying you're gay? :P
#28 crimson_lancer Aug 13, 2009 23:11:05	Not my idea, but I remember someone wanted to Stat up a child that was like...Half-Halfling/Half-Orc or some such? And the DM suggested they use the Stats for a Dire Rat? It's in someone's Sig around here. HILARIOUS. XD
#29 owls_and_more_owls Aug 13, 2009 23:16:11	In one of my games, one of my characters (a Halfling Sorcerer) shagged a Gynosphinx. So I created an offspring using the tauric template to make a half-Halfling half-Gynosohinx. It was pretty fun.